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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: 420seriouscat69 on June 12, 2013, 10:14:46 AM
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Gum poppers
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Smacking your food.
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People who drive slow in the fast lane.
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Waiting in any type of line
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:curse:
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People who clap when they laugh hard
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2 semi's going exactly the same speed taking up both lanes of a highway
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People who schedule meetings that start at 4pm.
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People who clap when they laugh hard
People that clap after a movie they liked. I mean, you're applauding nobody except maybe the reel guy. Get a clue people!
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People who clap when they laugh hard
the worst
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Adult women that try to sound like a little girl when they talk.
People that don't cover their mouth when they cough.
Facebook posts about Jesus.
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Gum poppers
Coworker has done it all morning through training.
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People who smack their lips together a couple times after trying a new food/drink. Not only is it annoying to look at and listen to, but it's not like it helps you taste the new product any better. Why do it?
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99% of other human beings.
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People who don't turn their phone to vibrate in meetings.
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people who take their shoes off in a public place.. I mean wtf, get out of here.
also people who sniffle a lot.. go get a rough ridin' kleenex..
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One uppers
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Loud talkers
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Talking really close to me. GTFOOH
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Peolple that are always late after agreeing on a certain time to meet.
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people who say "sort of" during conversation when trying to describe something.
denzel washington is sort of a modern day christoper columbus mixed with sarah jessica parker and nolan ryan
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people that look like ryan stiles
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tall gingers
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smart alecks
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people who take their shoes off in a public place.. I mean wtf, get out of here.
also people who sniffle a lot.. go get a rough ridin' kleenex..
Peolple that are always late after agreeing on a certain time to meet.
People who smack their lips together a couple times after trying a new food/drink. Not only is it annoying to look at and listen to, but it's not like it helps you taste the new product any better. Why do it?
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internet bullies
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slurping
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People at the gym that don't wipe down the equipment when they're done.
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people who don't know how to stfu at the movie theater
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people
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People who breathe extremely loud out of their nose to the point I can hear the air entering/exiting their lungs.
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Going into an empty bathroom at a bar choosing a urinal of your choice then having someone come in and use the one right next to you and start talking like they know you.
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People at the gym that don't wipe down the equipment when they're done.
LOL. I never wipe them off. You're just going to put more sweat on it anyway.
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People at the gym that don't wipe down the equipment when they're done.
LOL. I never wipe them off. You're just going to put more sweat on it anyway.
:sdeek:
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People at the gym that don't wipe down the equipment when they're done.
LOL. I never wipe them off. You're just going to put more sweat on it anyway.
You probably pee on them too, amirite guys!?!
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Mrs. Gooch is sort of a skank.
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When my dog chews up a book
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When lady gets really excited to see me and pee's
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When I feed my dad's parrots while he is gone and they throw their food all over the place causing a huge mess :curse:
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When I sweep the floor and its covered in dog hair :curse:
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When lady gets in the trash :curse:
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When my roomates cat would claw at furniture(since declawed)
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Calling chicken nuggets boneless wings. :curse:
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When the dog is whining cause she wants to go out in the morning and there is another person laying in the bed ignoring her when I know he is awake and can hear her.
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Calling chicken nuggets boneless wings. :curse:
THIISSS!!! :curse: :curse: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :curse: :curse: :chainsaw:
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"helluva"
"chrissakes"
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Friends who get mad at you for taking a dump at their place. I have one friend who thinks I can plan my poops and should know if I need to go before I come over. He makes me walk to his apartment complexes gym to do it. :dubious:
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Friends who get mad at you for taking a dump at their place. I have one friend who thinks I can plan my poops and should know if I need to go before I come over. He makes me walk to his apartment complexes gym to do it. :dubious:
Don't you mean ex-friend?
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Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
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Maybe you should leave him an upper-decker to show him who the boss is.
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Bicycle riders who don't obey traffic laws, always running stop lights and such.Just a few days ago I pull up to a red light wanting to make a right on red and this stupid looking cyclist pulls up between me and the curb blocking me from turning.I know not all cyclist do this crap but the ones who do can kiss my ass. :chainsaw: :curse: :chainsaw: :curse:
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Bicycle riders who don't obey traffic laws, always running stop lights and such.Just a few days ago I pull up to a red light wanting to make a right on red and this stupid looking cyclist pulls up between me and the curb blocking me from turning.I know not all cyclist do this crap but the ones who do can kiss my ass. :chainsaw: :curse: :chainsaw: :curse:
Agreed. I hate the ones that bike on the road and then on the sidewalk so they can ignore whatever law is convenient. If they are on the road, I will treat them like a driver and make sure they are safe. If they are on a sidewalk, that's fine too and I will treat you as a pedestrian. Can't be both. Pick a set of rules and I will play by them.
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Bicycle riders who don't obey traffic laws, always running stop lights and such.Just a few days ago I pull up to a red light wanting to make a right on red and this stupid looking cyclist pulls up between me and the curb blocking me from turning.I know not all cyclist do this crap but the ones who do can kiss my ass. :chainsaw: :curse: :chainsaw: :curse:
Agreed. I hate the ones that bike on the road and then on the sidewalk so they can ignore whatever law is convenient. If they are on the road, I will treat them like a driver and make sure they are safe. If they are on a sidewalk, that's fine too and I will treat you as a pedestrian. Can't be both. Pick a set of rules and I will play by them.
Exactly :shakesfist:
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Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.
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Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.
i've never once had to poop while i was at a friends house? are you some sort of weirdo where you can't just hold it for a few hours?
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Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.
i've never once had to poop while i was at a friends house? are you some sort of weirdo where you can't just hold it for a few hours?
Sounds like you're the weirdo.
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Never understood the "Its awkward to poop at (friend's house/school/etc) so I'll hold it and be uncomfortable for 9 hours" crowd. Everyone poops get over it. Fanning your friend sounds like a loser.
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Really hot fillies wearing shorts,skimpy tops and no helmet perched way up high on the back of those 160 mph crotch rockets.Sometimes the douche up front IS wearing a helmet.I don't know who's dumber,the filly or the dude willing to eff up the rest of his life by killing her.Come on if your method for shagging fillies revolves around something that has a high chance of killing her ,or yourself before get to do the deed, I guess you must have a really small dick.
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don't like it when people call turkey "the bird" or pizza "pie"
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Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.
I mean, why are you even telling him you are going to crap? Just say you need to use his bathroom and let him think you are just going to pee.
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Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.
I mean, why are you even telling him you are going to crap? Just say you need to use his bathroom and let him think you are just going to pee.
guy stuff means telling other guys when you're going to go poop.
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Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.
I mean, why are you even telling him you are going to crap? Just say you need to use his bathroom and let him think you are just going to pee.
guy stuff means telling other guys when you're going to go poop.
Take it to the Guy Stuff thread.
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you asked.
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People who dick around with their cell phone or GPS at a green light, and stay stopped. When it turns yellow, they speed through the intersection without looking and leave you stuck at the red light. :chainsaw:
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Maybe you should leave him an upper-decker to show him who the boss is.
I'm thinking that's what got him poop-banned in the first place.
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People who dick around with their cell phone or GPS at a green light, and stay stopped. When it turns yellow, they speed through the intersection without looking and leave you stuck at the red light. :chainsaw:
This is the most frustrating when you're in the back of the line on a protected arrow.
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wacky cat threads
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people being "meta"
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people who text haha's like this "ha ha ha"
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status updates about the Royals
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Bicycle riders who don't obey traffic laws, always running stop lights and such.Just a few days ago I pull up to a red light wanting to make a right on red and this stupid looking cyclist pulls up between me and the curb blocking me from turning.I know not all cyclist do this crap but the ones who do can kiss my ass. :chainsaw: :curse: :chainsaw: :curse:
:thumbs:
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people who text haha's like this "ha ha ha"
Shot across Michcat's bow
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When a bird shits on my car :curse:
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wacky cat threads
:curse: Shots rough ridin' fired!
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when people don't get my jokes
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it bothers me when i see fat people eating. It's like, hey buddy, haven't you had enough? why are you still eating? it doesn't make sense
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it bothers me when i see fat people eating. It's like, hey buddy, haven't you had enough? why are you still eating? it doesn't make sense
If they don't eat at all, they will die. They just need to eat less.
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when people don't get my jokes
And another one... :curse:
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People who worry too much about what other people do.
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When after grades come out everyone wants to know every other student's grades.
Mind your own business, freakazoids.
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Coworkers asking how much you make at lunch. :curse:
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Gum poppers
Coworker has done it all morning through training.
HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!! :chainsaw: :curse:
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"Hey, how are you? I'm a first time caller"
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"Hey, how are you? I'm a first time caller"
THEE WORST!
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yeah long time listener first time caller has got to be slang for "hi i'm a rough ridin' awful person to know and all my friends and relatives are embarrassed about how much of a complete rough ridin' boring boner i am"
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sports radio is very fascinating. not because it is interesting or entertaining, but because we listen to it anyway.
people really listen to call after call of Jim from Shawnee wanting everyone to know that he loves Nick Collison.
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status updates about the Royals
They won tonight.
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people who text haha's like this "ha ha ha"
People who text "K".
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People who text
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People who don't know the difference between your and you're.
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Adult women that try to sound like a little girl when they talk.
This. When they call their dad "daddy" creeps me the hell out.
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Adult women that try to sound like a little girl when they talk.
This. When they call their dad "daddy" creeps me the hell out.
You guys don't mind calling me "daddy"; do you? :D
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status updates about the Royals
They won tonight.
They lost Saturday.
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Calling golf a "sport", or even worse, saying that golfers are "athletes".
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Calling golf a "sport", or even worse, saying that golfers are "athletes".
:facepalm:
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Calling golf a "sport", or even worse, saying that golfers are "athletes".
People who think golf isn't a sport or that golfers aren't athletes.
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People who make the perfect tiny cup of coffee with the perfect tiny amounts if sugar and cream at Trader Joe's.
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Voice changes while on the phone. Women's voices go up, the guys' voices go down. Super annoying if you are with a person you know well, listening to them do their fake voice to the unknown rough rider on the other line. I'd say it occurs in ~80% of people and I really hope I don't do it.
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Has anyone mentioned left-lane sitters in traffic? Really bothers me.
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Annoying aspects of group discussions:
Guys--when the discussion becomes a one-up contest (mine is bigger or better, I've been there too, only a bunch of times, etc.)
Women--exaggerated loudness of laughs to demonstrate that they are part of the group.
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Annoying aspects of group discussions:
Guys--when the discussion becomes a one-up contest (mine is bigger or better, I've been there too, only a bunch of times, etc.)
Women--exaggerated loudness of laughs to demonstrate that they are part of the group.
THIS!
Only more succinct and vivid and real.
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People who think they're taller than they are.
Example:
Them: Hey Testy Westy, how tall are you?
Me: Around 6'3"
Them: AW NAW YOU HAVE TO BE TALLER BECAUSE I'M LIKE 6'4" AND YOU'RE WAY TALLER THAN ME.
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Driving behind someone who throws out their cigarette butt and it flies back and hits your car. Happens to me about every other day.
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When people say "YOU'VE NEVER SEEN (insert movie you haven't seen)!?!?!?!?" in that shocked disgusted way.
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When people say "YOU'VE NEVER SEEN (insert movie you haven't seen)!?!?!?!?" in that shocked disgusted way.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27171.msg785227#msg785227
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people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.
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Voice changes while on the phone. Women's voices go up, the guys' voices go down. Super annoying if you are with a person you know well, listening to them do their fake voice to the unknown rough rider on the other line. I'd say it occurs in ~80% of people and I really hope I don't do it.
I bet you do it. We will find out soon enough.
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people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.
And don't even get me started on assholes that wear desert boots in situations where they aren't British soldiers in West Africa.
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people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.
especially women. nothing can turn a 10 into a 5 faster than strapping on a pair of shitkickers.
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Man, some of you guys are first world problems hard . . . H A R D
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people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.
You just made my list, buddy. :curse:
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people who wear cowboy boots in situations that aren't farm or rodeo related.
And don't even get me started on assholes that wear desert boots in situations where they aren't British soldiers in West Africa.
ha ha
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Vertical cell phone videos.
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That mother rough rider who is in a big ass hurry to pull out in front of you on a two lane highway just so he can drive two rough ridin' mph over the speed limit. GTFOOMW bad person, I'm trying to haul ass here! :chainsaw: :driving:
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KC, zacker, and PIPE posts.
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Women who pay waayyy too much attention to their hair. If all you get is a photo of a woman's face, and are compelled to imagine her physique, remember, hair is the one part of a person that doesn't get fat.
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When people (mostly old grandpa/grandma types) do that move where they lick their thumb before flipping a page, picking up a dollar, etc.
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When you get to the office and lick your lips and your tongue comes across one gnarly whisker you missed shaving at the corner of your mouth.
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When you get to the office and lick your lips and your tongue comes across one gnarly whisker you missed shaving at the corner of your mouth.
take a picture of it and send it to your friends
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When you say something about your kids, and then people try and relate with a story about their dog. Or when they're like "We don't have kids, we have a dog, and he's really our baby."
No he's not morons he's a dog.
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when people tell you a story about their kids and you really aren't interested at all but feel forced to act like it and relate
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The person in the next cube is very loud. She will dial a number on speakerphone, so you hear a super loud dialtone, then 10 loud digits, and then the first ring, all at full volume, before she picks up the phone to her ear and turns off speakerphone. It is the rough ridin' worst you guys
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When you say something about your kids, and then people try and relate with a story about their dog. Or when they're like "We don't have kids, we have a dog, and he's really our baby."
No he's not morons he's a dog.
when people tell me a story about their kids, and my dog does the exact same thing they are bragging about. it's like... wow, your kids must be pretty dumb.
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When you say something about your kids, and then people try and relate with a story about their dog. Or when they're like "We don't have kids, we have a dog, and he's really our baby."
No he's not morons he's a dog.
when people tell me a story about their kids, and my dog does the exact same thing they are bragging about. it's like... wow, your kids must be pretty dumb.
Yeah that's not what happens numbnuts. I'm not bragging that my kids can retrieve a tennis ball or bark at the UPS guy. It usually goes more like:
"Good morning CF3, boy you look tired today!"
"Yeah, lil' CF3 got sick so I didn't get much sleep."
"Oh I totally know how that is! If Smuckers gets into the trash and eats a bandaid, he really has a hard time sleeping, so I'll softly sing to him until he can calm back down in his kennel. We put him in his kennel when he's sick even though he sleeps with us most of the time. Do you sing to your kids when they're sick? If I sing to smuckers he'll sleep really well and be back to chasing squirrels around the backyard in no time! He loves chasing squirrels and bunnies! What are your kids interested in?"
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your kid gets in the trash and eats bandaids? gross
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your kid gets in the trash and eats bandaids? gross
like i said, dumb kids.
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when people derail threads
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IT guy at work who takes the last Diet Dew from the fridge and never puts a new 12 pack in from the supply closet.
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IT guy at work who takes the last Diet Dew from the fridge and never puts a new 12 pack in from the supply closet.
Dick move.
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IT guy at work who takes the last Diet Dew from the fridge and never puts a new 12 pack in from the supply closet.
Dick move.
Only thinks of himself. If I ever see him behind me in the free lunch line I'm going to take the last of the pulled pork and I'll say "that's for the warm Diet Dew, buddy."
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people that don't pull forward enough at a stop light in front of me to trigger the motion sensor to change the light. motherfuckers make me wanna go apeshit.
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people that don't pull forward enough at a stop light in front of me to trigger the motion sensor to change the light. motherfuckers make me wanna go apeshit.
i get mad at the losers who pull too far and into the intersection. it makes me very angry.
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I get mad at the people who pull up just the right amount. Like GTFOOMF with your perfect driving you loser.
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26.2 stickers.
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13.1 stickers
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Honey rough ridin' boo boo.
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honey boo boo has a better grasp on the english language than you, fanning.
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honey boo boo has a better grasp on the english language than you, fanning.
'Grats.
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Wow, you guys must lead some exhausting lives. Don't sweat the small stuff, guys.
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The 4-6 people per day that come into my office and yammer for an hour when I am trying to work.
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Wow, you guys must lead some exhausting lives. Don't sweat the small stuff, guys.
Welp, add ppl who act like nothing ever bothers them.
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Few of my pet peeves: (Work Related)
*Worked at a grocery store throughout high school, then sometimes work there during summers to make a little extra cash.
-People who ask for paper bags. It's awkward to bag and carry out.
-People who bring in their own heavy duty bags then tell me to not make them, "too heavy." No matter what you're going to be carrying all the same amount of weight.
-People who bring in used paper/plastic bags. No, just, no.
-People who are on food stamps and use it to get really good food and any food they want, then drive a really nice/expensive vehicle. BS
-When people get the smaller shopping carts, but them fill them until they're overflowing, we have bigger carts for that crap.
-Oh, you guys close in 5 min? Let me come in and take my sweet ass time to get a big ass list of groceries. I didn't want you guys to close on time anyway.
-Well maybe I shouldn't get this candy bar. Let me put it right here by the rough ridin' bread Because I'm too lazy to put it back where I found it.
-here, let me bitch at you how you are out of this kind of pop or chips, because you're out of it even though you guys aren't in charge of stocking and keeping track of it.
-you got a cart full of groceries and had them checked out and now have no way to pay for them? Thanks, I'll have fun unbagging them and putting it all back on the shelves.
There are a lot of positives I enjoy of It too though! Those are just a few, "pet peeves."
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:curse: :bang:
He won't stop popping his rough ridin' gum you guys!
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When people pronounce pumpkin "punkin". Also, when people add an R to the words wash or Washington. "I warshed my car in Warshington DC"
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Uneven hoodie strings.
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Pathological liars who make up ridiculous stories and assume I'm stupid enough to believe them.
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Pathological liars who make up ridiculous stories and assume I'm stupid enough to believe them.
99 percent chance you've had this as a facebook status.
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people who don't (always, each and every time, without exception or forgiveness) enunciate articles before nouns when they speak.
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Pathological liars who make up ridiculous stories and assume I'm stupid enough to believe them.
:Wha:
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when people call pictures "pitchers" i want to physically wound them
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when people call pictures "pitchers" i want to physically wound them
Had a dumb (really nice, but I'm talking really dumb) roommate who pronounced it like that, and she also spelled it like that in a note once. You would have flipped your lid mocat!
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mondee
tuesdee
wensdee
thursdee
friday
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Nagging, just in general, I never handle it very well. :curse:
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when people call pictures "pitchers" i want to physically wound them
Had a dumb (really nice, but I'm talking really dumb) roommate who pronounced it like that, and she also spelled it like that in a note once. You would have flipped your lid mocat!
it should be the first qualifier for natural selection. if you say "pitcher" you do not make the first cut.
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when people call pictures "pitchers" i want to physically wound them
Had a dumb (really nice, but I'm talking really dumb) roommate who pronounced it like that, and she also spelled it like that in a note once. You would have flipped your lid mocat!
it should be the first qualifier for natural selection. if you say "pitcher" you do not make the first cut.
she cuts hair now. the world needs hair cutters too mocat.
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when people call pictures "pitchers" i want to physically wound them
Had a dumb (really nice, but I'm talking really dumb) roommate who pronounced it like that, and she also spelled it like that in a note once. You would have flipped your lid mocat!
it should be the first qualifier for natural selection. if you say "pitcher" you do not make the first cut.
she cuts hair now. the world needs hair cutters too mocat.
Not my world. :ROFL:
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My hair cutter says "photos" to avoid the issue. Somebody trained her well
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People who ask you if you watch XYZ reality TV show, and you say no, but they still proceed to tell you all about the contestants on the current season. I DON'T GIVE A eff!!! I don't watch reality TV because I think it sucks ass, it's fine if you think it's awesome, but don't subject me to a thirty minute monologue about something I could care less about.
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People who ask you if you watch XYZ reality TV show, and you say no, but they still proceed to tell you all about the contestants on the current season. I DON'T GIVE A eff!!! I don't watch reality TV because I think it sucks ass, it's fine if you think it's awesome, but don't subject me to a thirty minute monologue about something I could care less about.
That would be my stupid stepmother. She watches them all and has to give details. DGAF.
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People who don't pronounce the L in wolf.... woof
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Ohhh... people who pronounce "Roof" "Ruuf"
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people who nitpick how other people pronounce various words
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other people
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people who nitpick how other people pronounce various words
sorry you wouldn't make the cut, dodobirds2win
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My hair cutter says "photos" to avoid the issue. Somebody trained her well
you have really good hair. i'm not surprised that you have a well-trained hair cutter.
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When I see someone is watching TV in a standard definition channel when clearly there is an HD version available. Like WTF people!
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"As a KU fan...." and then they go on to post a small compliment/discuss a KSU game, and don't relate it to KU in any way, shape, or form. You've added nothing to the conversation by saying you are a KU fan, it just makes you look like a rough ridin' dumbass and I'll punch you in the dick.
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mondee
tuesdee
wensdee
thursdee
friday
Big time Oklahoma thing. Drove me crazy when i lived down there. Now i live in Lawrence and all i have to put up is the constant stench of urine radiating from AFH and extreme poverty.
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People who let their nail clippings fly all over the place and don't throw them away.
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People who let their nail clippings fly all over the place and don't throw them away.
it doesn't drive me nuts, but i love watching some co-workers get physically ill when people cut their finger nails at work. :Yuck:
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how quickly do your guys' nails grow that you have to clip them at work?
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how quickly do your guys' nails grow that you have to clip them at work?
This is a good one. This one guy at my office must have his only pair of nail clippers at work.
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Where the eff do you weirdos work that that would be allowed?
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Where the eff do you weirdos work that that would be allowed?
i would think an office that expressly forbids nail clipping would actually be an even worse place FWIW
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guy in the next office clips his nails at the office. it's rough ridin' disgusting. secretary always makes a deal about it. gets some laugs. dude gives zero shits, tho. clips em bout once a week.
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When I see someone is watching TV in a standard definition channel when clearly there is an HD version available. Like WTF people!
Doesn't bother me too bad, but the Mrs. does this often (claims she doesn't have the channel numbers for HD memorized yet). Time Warner's remote has a feature that within two clicks you're watching the same channel, but in HD. :dunno:
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the era before cox standardized on adding 2000 to the regular channel number was a pretty maddening time in casa de tobias
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When some dumb, drunk, hooker waitress charges you $1785.50 on a $14.00 tab and you have to leave work early on a Friday morning to make sure that the stupid rough ridin' bar (Blue line) gives you back your money cause Commerce Bank won't fix it! :dubious:
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When some dumb, drunk, hooker waitress charges you $1785.50 on a $14.00 tab and you have to leave work early on a Friday morning to make sure that the stupid rough ridin' bar (Blue line) gives you back your money cause Commerce Bank won't fix it! :dubious:
Happens a lot huh?
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sounds like you should change your bank d00d.
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sounds like you should change your bank d00d.
Agreed. And bar!
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When some dumb, drunk, hooker waitress charges you $1785.50 on a $14.00 tab and you have to leave work early on a Friday morning to make sure that the stupid rough ridin' bar (Blue line) gives you back your money cause Commerce Bank won't fix it! :dubious:
Welp, guess that's what you get for going to the Blue Line, a hockey bar in KCMO.
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sounds like you should change your bank d00d.
Agreed. And bar!
like, banks and credit card companies are supposed to be on the watch for this stuff.
sounds like you're getting squawked here fanman.
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When some dumb, drunk, hooker waitress charges you $1785.50 on a $14.00 tab and you have to leave work early on a Friday morning to make sure that the stupid rough ridin' bar (Blue line) gives you back your money cause Commerce Bank won't fix it! :dubious:
Welp, guess that's what you get for going to the Blue Line, a hockey bar in KCMO.
Minksy's was closing and my friend just got in from Tampa. He was hungry. :dunno:
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When some dumb, drunk, hooker waitress charges you $1785.50 on a $14.00 tab and you have to leave work early on a Friday morning to make sure that the stupid rough ridin' bar (Blue line) gives you back your money cause Commerce Bank won't fix it! :dubious:
Welp, guess that's what you get for going to the Blue Line, a hockey bar in KCMO.
Minksy's was closing and my friend just got in from Tampa. He was hungry. :dunno:
you don't have to explain yourself to that guy.
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:thumbs:
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People who hop when they walk bother the crap out of me
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When you have been too busy during the day to check your threads, then when you are able, you click the page you think you are on, NOPE, someone has posted today in said thread, you go back one page, and the last post on that page you read 5 days ago
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do you not just click the unread button?
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replies button, if the unread button doesn't include read pages i will make the switch
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replies button, if the unread button doesn't include read pages i will make the switch
MAKE THE SWITCH! If you gE and you have never clicked the UNREAD button, then you don't really gE.
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Bad drivers. That rough ridin' guy on I-35 this morning. :curse:
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When eating a bagel sandwich, that bite in the middle where the hole is.... Kinda gross with no bread material.
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When people use apostrophes incorrectly. :shakesfist:
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When eating a bagel sandwich, that bite in the middle where the hole is.... Kinda gross with no bread material.
That's the best bite, IMO
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When people use apostrophes incorrectly. :shakesfist:
thats' a pretty good one
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replies button, if the unread button doesn't include read pages i will make the switch
MAKE THE SWITCH! If you gE and you have never clicked the UNREAD button, then you don't really gE.
Most content on this site is complete crap, I go in laser focused on a particular thread(s), which makes unread button worthless
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replies button, if the unread button doesn't include read pages i will make the switch
MAKE THE SWITCH! If you gE and you have never clicked the UNREAD button, then you don't really gE.
Most content on this site is complete crap, I go in laser focused on a particular thread(s), which makes unread button worthless
I use the PRINT button and then sit at my desk with stacks of paper in front of me like I am working real hard. Then, I write out my responses and scan them into my computer. From there, CUT AND PASTE!
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hemmy, you would rather hurt everyone's feelings than admit to being a doofus for not using the UNREAD button?
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hemmy, you would rather hurt everyone's feelings than admit to being a doofus for not using the UNREAD button?
I'm kind of curious what topics earn his laser focus. He should start a master thread IMO.
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hemmy, you would rather hurt everyone's feelings than admit to being a doofus for not using the UNREAD button?
I'm kind of curious what topics earn his laser focus. He should start a master thread IMO.
It's probably just a bunch of stupid crap
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1) pizza thread
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Posting Instagram photos that turn out just to be blocks of text.
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left lane too slow iowans
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I'm over people saying "'merica" as a joke. It's really condescending, at least out here.
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selfies
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I'm over people saying "'merica" as a joke. It's really condescending, at least out here.
The 'necks have pretty much taken ownership of it here. I think it's lost whatever meaning it may have had, satirical or condescending.
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I'm over people saying "'merica" as a joke. It's really condescending, at least out here.
The 'necks have pretty much taken ownership of it here. I think it's lost whatever meaning it may have had, satirical or condescending.
Yeah, my super conservative red neck uncle started saying it satirically on the 4th of July.
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When you're driving in parking lot and some walking to their car blocks the lane. They're on the right side of the lane, their car is 10 cars away on the left side of the lane, and they're walking incredibly slow diagonal across the lane while digging in their purse for their keys. :curse:
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When someone brings and overly aggressive dog to the dog park, and he attacks your dog twice, and you're all like "dude, c'mon!" and he's like "I can't control him" and you say "don't bring him then." :comehere:
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When someone uses the word "and" instead of "an".
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Obvi typo. Also grammar nazis.
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Obvi typo. Also grammar nazis.
I see it all the time.
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When someone brings and overly aggressive dog to the dog park, and he attacks your dog twice, and you're all like "dude, c'mon!" and he's like "I can't control him" and you say "don't bring him then." :comehere:
Not a peeve. People who can't control their dogs, yet bring them out in public, should be flogged.
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When someone brings and overly aggressive dog to the dog park, and he attacks your dog twice, and you're all like "dude, c'mon!" and he's like "I can't control him" and you say "don't bring him then." :comehere:
Not a peeve. People who can't control their dogs, yet bring them out in public, should be flogged.
Poor guy had three kids under the age of 5, too. He's obviously the victim in this scenario. He was so angry he just turned and stamped away. He had lost control of his life and I was the first one to point it out to him.
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No less than three times in the last month, when going to a sandwich and/or burger joint, I've specifically said, "No mayo."
And each time I got mayo.
I'm not being mean or jerky when I say it. I don't want mayo. :don'tcare:
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I have had a left eye twitch for the past two days. It won't stop. It keeps on twitching. Every twitch brings me closer to permanently being Left Eye from TLC. Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Sidenote: I get super annoyed with people that mess up song lyrics to the point of absolute destruction. Chick I dated thought "don't go chasing waterfalls" was don't go Jason Waterfalls. Dumped her. Another girlfriend thought "I Believe in Miracles" by Hot Chocolate was really "I believe in Malcolm" and the song was centered around Malcolm X. She thought "you sexy thing" was tied to his unique stance on segregation. Dated her till she gave a handy to my brother. Him and I are hand Eskimo brothers for life.
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what was your ex-girlfriend's stance on the Ozarks?
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what was your ex-girlfriend's stance on the Ozarks?
She stuck to the rivers and the lakes that she was used to.
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should have specified malcolm ex-girlfriend
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should have specified malcolm ex-girlfriend
Malcolm Ex-girlfriend was a big fan of Aquapalooza, hand jobs, Lambert's Cafe and AIDS. She wasn't a fan of HIV however (not sure why, HIV seems pretty positive to me).
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what was your ex-girlfriend's stance on the Ozarks?
She stuck to the rivers and the lakes that she was used to.
:thumbs:
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No less than three times in the last month, when going to a sandwich and/or burger joint, I've specifically said, "No mayo."
And each time I got mayo.
I'm not being mean or jerky when I say it. I don't want mayo. :don'tcare:
Wow, I feel Ya bud
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People who are passive aggressive...grow a rough ridin' sack and say it :buh-bye:
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has cutting fingernails at work been covered in here?
:goodbyecruelworld:
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has cutting fingernails at work been covered in here?
:goodbyecruelworld:
Two or three pages ago.
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has cutting fingernails at work been covered in here?
:goodbyecruelworld:
Two or three pages ago.
well son of a eff.
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When people combine two words to form a new word like "staycation".
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When people combine two words to form a new word like "staycation".
babymoon is great, though
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People who drive <35 mph and/or brake at intersections on Bertrand can eff themselves.
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People who stop at the Yield sign at the end of an on-ramp.
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I hate how, in child care literature or speech or whatever, the kid is called "baby" like that's his/her name. An example:
"Is baby drinking too much or too little expressed milk?"
Like, WTF is this crap? Have we crap out kids and our brains at the same time? Is it too hard to put "your" in front of baby? I don't get it. First noticed this in the delivery room. Nurse be like: "This monitor is for baby....this is baby's nurse....we want to make sure baby is okay...." :curse:
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Drivers that "multi-task" at stop lights, and don't move when the light turns green, invariably leaving several cars at the red light that could have gotten through the intersection.
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When 3-4 people waiting to check out at a convenience store are standing so far apart the line goes all the way to the back of the store
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Airport security etiquette.
People who dress themselves as their crap exits the X ray rather than picking it up and moving to designated area.
People not ready with their boarding pass and photo identification at checking in.
Won't even get started on carry ons.
Tom
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When you send someone a text and they don't even acknowledge it with an "ok" or anything at all so now you are left wondering if they got it or not.
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reply to the god damned text, gooch
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When you send someone a text and they don't even acknowledge it with an "ok" or anything at all so now you are left wondering if they got it or not.
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Held the door open for a woman at subway during lunch and she orders 15 sandwiches while I twiddle my thumbs for 20 minutes.
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Held the door open for a woman at subway during lunch and she orders 15 sandwiches while I twiddle my thumbs for 20 minutes.
So my pet peeve is middle aged women
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Held the door open for a woman at subway during lunch and she orders 15 sandwiches while I twiddle my thumbs for 20 minutes.
It should have been her not saying "thank you" when you held the door open for her.
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You Midwestern rubes are so easy to exploit :lol:
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when i get taco bell at the drive-thru and they ask if i want any sauce, i say yes, they hand me the bag 10 seconds later with no sauce :shakesfist:
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when i get taco bell at the drive-thru and they ask if i want any sauce, i say yes, they hand me the bag 10 seconds later with no sauce :shakesfist:
Not a peeve, that is an atrocity. :Forked:
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true story, never use the drive through at taco bell
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In my office people send "out of office" emails to the entire facility prior to leaving. This is annoying enough, but there are 4 people who if they leave at 3:30 will send a mass email "Molly has a dentist appointment...hopefully no cavities!!! I'll be out the rest of the day...be back tomorrow!"
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In my office people send "out of office" emails to the entire facility prior to leaving. This is annoying enough, but there are 4 people who if they leave at 3:30 will send a mass email "Molly has a dentist appointment...hopefully no cavities!!! I'll be out the rest of the day...be back tomorrow!"
this seems like code for "i have a drug deal going down where i sell these mollys...hopefully the cops dont stop me and do a cavity search!!! we are doing the deal in a far away place so the cops dont come...be back tomorrow!"
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In my office people send "out of office" emails to the entire facility prior to leaving. This is annoying enough, but there are 4 people who if they leave at 3:30 will send a mass email "Molly has a dentist appointment...hopefully no cavities!!! I'll be out the rest of the day...be back tomorrow!"
Did Molly have any cavities?
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when you have a post that is very long, and when you go to post it the server is down, and you lose the post, and it is irreplaceable because you pretty much blacked out when you wrote it and came to when it was done. and now its gone, forever, so is the thought. this has got to top the list.
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In my office people send "out of office" emails to the entire facility prior to leaving. This is annoying enough, but there are 4 people who if they leave at 3:30 will send a mass email "Molly has a dentist appointment...hopefully no cavities!!! I'll be out the rest of the day...be back tomorrow!"
Multiple exclamation marks!!!!! Is everyone that uses them a teen girl?
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When you buy a shitty lemon (car), pay it off after 2 years, and then it breaks down for something new every month. :curse:
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true story, never use the drive through at taco bell
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true story, never use the drive through at taco bell
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FWIW, I trust 'clams more than I trust LHC Bill Snyder.
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When people post but then post in tiny little letters below their post. Knock it off right this second.
Like this
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When people post but then post in tiny little letters below their post. Knock it off right this second.
Like this
Tapatalk pokes this problem right in the heart.
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Chick-fil-a bbq sauce, it's basically ketchup
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people posting a pic on facebook and liking it
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people posting a pic on facebook and liking it
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Why does fingernail cutting bother people? I cut my fingernails at work all the time.
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Why does fingernail cutting bother people? I cut my fingernails at work all the time.
You're a bad person.
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Why does fingernail cutting bother people? I cut my fingernails at work all the time.
I do it at stoplights and throw the clippings out the window
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Why does fingernail cutting bother people? I cut my fingernails at work all the time.
I do it at stoplights and throw the clippings out the window
How do you catch them? Right now my stomach is heaving thinking of the piles of clippings under your car seat. :barf:
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Why does fingernail cutting bother people? I cut my fingernails at work all the time.
It's that clip, clip, clipping sound that gets annoying. Plus leaving your DNA all over work surfaces is gross.
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Why does fingernail cutting bother people? I cut my fingernails at work all the time.
It's that clip, clip, clipping sound that gets annoying. Plus leaving your DNA all over work surfaces is gross.
:sdeek:
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Catch them? I just clip them, the clipping is in my lap, and then I throw it out the window. I've never lost a clipping.
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Have you ever come across a toilet at work that somebody left an unflushed duece in? That's the equivalent of nail clippings in the workplace.
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candy crush invitations on facebook
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people who don't block candy crush invitations.
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people who don't block candy crush invitations.
one less pet peeve!
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My biggest pet peeve are people who can't move their own stuff by themselves, can't afford movers and move every time their lease is up.
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My biggest pet peeve are people who can't move their own stuff by themselves, can't afford movers and move every time their lease is up.
this is a pet peeve because these people are your friends and you help them everytime, right?
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Improper shared office coffee etiquette
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dudes trying to talk to you about the bible while naked and flossing their balls with a towel in the gym locker room
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true story, never use the drive through at taco bell
Are you saying LHC Bill Snyder is wrong?
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Improper shared office coffee etiquette
I want to cut that bastard that leaves a quarter cup in there. MAKE ANOTHER POT!
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Improper shared office coffee etiquette
I want to cut that bastard that leaves a quarter cup in there. MAKE ANOTHER POT!
practically every single person here has their own coffee pot at their desk. sorry about the AGW.
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Improper shared office coffee etiquette
I want to cut that bastard that leaves a quarter cup in there. MAKE ANOTHER POT!
That person is the worst. We have the bad bow pictured below at work, and it makes me really mad when people are drinking out of both pots at the same time, so you have a pot that's half full, and another one that is 1/3 full, instead of being systematic about it (maybe it's the analyst in me, but it bugs me)
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Improper shared office coffee etiquette
I want to cut that bastard that leaves a quarter cup in there. MAKE ANOTHER POT!
That person is the worst. We have the bad bow pictured below at work, and it makes me really mad when people are drinking out of both pots at the same time, so you have a pot that's half full, and another one that is 1/3 full, instead of being systematic about it (maybe it's the analyst in me, but it bugs me)
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Simple 2-bin Kanban. Not that hard.
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Improper shared office coffee etiquette
I want to cut that bastard that leaves a quarter cup in there. MAKE ANOTHER POT!
That person is the worst. We have the bad bow pictured below at work, and it makes me really mad when people are drinking out of both pots at the same time, so you have a pot that's half full, and another one that is 1/3 full, instead of being systematic about it (maybe it's the analyst in me, but it bugs me)
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Simple 2-bin Kanban. Not that hard.
Exactly. FIFO that crap.
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I have misophonia. Lots of pet peeves for me and it sucks. :Crybaby:
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I have misophonia. Lots of pet peeves for me and it sucks. :Crybaby:
Rank your most hated sounds. Like top 50.
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I have misophonia. Lots of pet peeves for me and it sucks. :Crybaby:
Rank your most hated sounds. Like top 50.
Top 10 will do for me.
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I have misophonia. Lots of pet peeves for me and it sucks. :Crybaby:
just from this my hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is flaring up
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I have misophonia. Lots of pet peeves for me and it sucks. :Crybaby:
just from this my hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is flaring up
Oh man. Sounds awful. Sorry.
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http://speedsociety.com/tailgating-driver-gets-deserved/
Why didn't the asshol car get over for the tailgater? :curse:
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song lyrics that arent words. ooooo ooooo oooo ooo ooooooooooOOooo, etc.
seems like pure laziness
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song lyrics that arent words. ooooo ooooo oooo ooo ooooooooooOOooo, etc.
seems like pure laziness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtl6vkuVvzk
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song lyrics that arent words. ooooo ooooo oooo ooo ooooooooooOOooo, etc.
seems like pure laziness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtl6vkuVvzk
:curse:
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sex sells puni
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When people turn left into a lane that is not the closest.
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song lyrics that arent words. ooooo ooooo oooo ooo ooooooooooOOooo, etc.
seems like pure laziness
Taylor Swift seems fairly guilty of this
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This gross person who's sick at the gym keeps coughing next to me on the treadmill and her friend even told her to take it easy since she was sick. She kept running anyways and coughing all over me. :curse: I finally moved to the bike behind her and she looked at me like I Was the bad person afterwards. Wtf?! :dunno:
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nothin hits those bi's like the bick
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no rough ridin' way...
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music videos that have sound effects/dialog beyond the song audio :curse:
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gravy.
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When fanning edits his errors.
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thats why you always have to quote them
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incorrectly saying "supposably" instead of "supposedly"
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"should of" instead of "should have" (thankfully does not happen much on goEMAW)
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"should of" instead of "should have" (thankfully does not happen much on goEMAW)
do you even know your name?
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"should of" instead of "should have" (thankfully does not happen much on goEMAW)
do you even know your name?
public fingernail clipping was already taken
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"should of" instead of "should have" (thankfully does not happen much on goEMAW)
do you even know your name?
plus, the misuse of 'of' instead of 'have' is pretty rampant on gE. I was trying to point each error out, but I tired of it after a couple of days.
Gonna win 'em all!
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"should of" instead of "should have" (thankfully does not happen much on goEMAW)
do you even know your name?
plus, the misuse of 'of' instead of 'have' is pretty rampant on gE. I was trying to point each error out, but I tired of it after a couple of days.
Gonna win 'em all!
People who misuse "of" in place of "have" should be publicly shamed. It's so rough ridin' stupid I don't even know how it became a thing. Not sure why I remember this but on one of those standardized tests from grade school one of the multiple choice options for completing part of a sentence was WOULD OF or WOULD HAVE and I remember thinking "What kind of a dumbass thinks it's WOULD OF??" I knew the difference in 4th rough ridin' grade and anyone in 4th grade or beyond should know the difference too.
Puni's example of supposably is also puzzling, like where in the hell did the B come from?
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"should of" instead of "should have" (thankfully does not happen much on goEMAW)
do you even know your name?
plus, the misuse of 'of' instead of 'have' is pretty rampant on gE. I was trying to point each error out, but I tired of it after a couple of days.
Gonna win 'em all!
People who misuse "of" in place of "have" should be publicly shamed. It's so rough ridin' stupid I don't even know how it became a thing. Not sure why I remember this but on one of those standardized tests from grade school one of the multiple choice options for completing part of a sentence was WOULD OF or WOULD HAVE and I remember thinking "What kind of a dumbass thinks it's WOULD OF??" I knew the difference in 4th rough ridin' grade and anyone in 4th grade or beyond should know the difference too.
Puni's example of supposably is also puzzling, like where in the hell did the B come from?
It's pretty easy to explain, actually. Many people write how they speak. The scurrilous "of" comes from the way "have" sounds when part of a contraction (would've, could've), and often times supposedly is pronounced supposebly because it is difficult to pronounce a 'd' sound followed by a 'l' sound, since they are practically identical in terms of how your mouth produces the sounds. This results in a glottal stop, which slows down speech. Since speaking patterns tend to follow the path of least resistance, many people subconsciously swap the 'd' for 'b'--a phonetically similar consonant but one that is much easier to transition to 'l' from.
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"should of" instead of "should have" (thankfully does not happen much on goEMAW)
do you even know your name?
plus, the misuse of 'of' instead of 'have' is pretty rampant on gE. I was trying to point each error out, but I tired of it after a couple of days.
Gonna win 'em all!
People who misuse "of" in place of "have" should be publicly shamed. It's so rough ridin' stupid I don't even know how it became a thing. Not sure why I remember this but on one of those standardized tests from grade school one of the multiple choice options for completing part of a sentence was WOULD OF or WOULD HAVE and I remember thinking "What kind of a dumbass thinks it's WOULD OF??" I knew the difference in 4th rough ridin' grade and anyone in 4th grade or beyond should know the difference too.
Puni's example of supposably is also puzzling, like where in the hell did the B come from?
It's pretty easy to explain, actually. Many people write how they speak. The scurrilous "of" comes from the way "have" sounds when part of a contraction (would've, could've), and often times supposedly is pronounced supposebly because it is difficult to pronounce a 'd' sound followed by a 'l' sound, since they are practically identical in terms of how your mouth produces the sounds. This results in a glottal stop, which slows down speech. Since speaking patterns tend to follow the path of least resistance, many people subconsciously swap the 'd' for 'b'--a phonetically similar consonant but one that is much easier to transition to 'l' from.
Yeah I understand the thing about pronunciation but just because it sounds like you're saying WOULD OF doesn't mean you should type it out that way. For crap's sake have some standards.
Also I'm not sure I get your explantion for supposably but since you're this board's resident cunning linguist you're probably right.
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:wha:!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
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You bunch of PC "racists" are back handly making fun "of" the Black race. :facepalm:
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I know this lady from Oklahoma who always says stuff like "Was you there last night?" I just took it as a local speech pattern sort of thing until I started getting emails from her and she typed the same way. She actually typed out a sentence, "Was you going to get the money?" and thought it was correct.
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Was wrong with that?
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Was wrong with that?
Funny. I were going to type the same thing.
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people making me watch internet videos on their computers while they watch me watch them.
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people making me watch internet videos on their computers while they watch me watch them.
Yes! That they're usually not your style of humor adds insult to injury. I manage to stay polite, though.
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people making me watch internet videos on their computers while they watch me watch them.
Yes! That they're usually not your style of humor adds insult to injury. I manage to stay polite, though.
the only fun part for me is telling them how old the video is afterward, or telling them its fake/hoax/cgi
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I think some of the of/have comes from the fact that people use contractions in speech like should've which sounds very similar to should of.
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I think some of the of/have comes from the fact that people use contractions in speech like should've which sounds very similar to should of.
Compelling theory...
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Hey Spracs give me the reason behind eXpecially. :sdeek:
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Hey Spracs give me the reason behind eXpecially. :sdeek:
speech impediment
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Hey Spracs give me the reason behind eXpecially. :sdeek:
speech impediment
oh. so I shouldn't make fun of almost everyone I work with for saying it? whoops.
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Expresso/espresso
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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Expresso/espresso
#TheWesIsTheFuture
yeah this is a bad one.
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Expresso/espresso
#TheWesIsTheFuture
yeah this is a bad one.
I had to go to Starbuck's on FPD because I couldn't bring myself to brave Aggieville. Anyways, the moral of the story is that the barista at Starbuck's said "expresso".
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can someone explain "ect." instead of "etc."
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These are all because people don't know how the words are actually spelled.
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expecially, expresso, aks (ask), excetera are generally markers of a lower socio-economic background. It is natural for a child learning a language to substitute a more familiar sound for a less familiar sound. "Ex" sounds a lot like "esp," with the former being much more prevalent due to it being a Latin prefix. Usually these mistakes are pointed out by parents or friends and corrected at a young age. However, if your parents and friends also make the same mistake, then it never gets corrected and in fact seems totally natural. These traits are passed down through generations in these particular speech communities. Somewhere down the line, groups of people started mispronouncing it and no one bothered to correct it because they didn't know any better, and speaking correctly simply wasn't vital to their livelihoods. These groups of people would have had little or no formal education and worked manual labor jobs. They all had kids who inherited this speech trait and it went viral. It is obviously an oversimplification, but this is how regional dialects form.
I'll bet that everyone here could reflect on speech patterns they inherited growing up that they later realized sounded incredibly regional/hayseedy. Many (most?) people who matriculate to a University and/or become a professional actively work to remove these markers from their speech. Ironically, many of those same people later integrate regional/hayseedy features into their speech in order to project or feel a sense of belonging in a community.
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How do you pronounce "prevalent"? Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-W-lnC1vA or like prE vAlent (lone E, long A as in prevail)? Because I pronounce it the first way and it drives me crazy when a co-worker pronounces it the other way.
Also, my mother says "worsh" instead of wash but I didn't inherit that.
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I have never heard someone pronounce it pre-valent
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I had to go to Starbuck's on FPD because I couldn't bring myself to brave Aggieville.
well i hung out with your exact doppelganger right outside mae's before i called it a night
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expecially, expresso, aks (ask), excetera are generally markers of a lower socio-economic background. It is natural for a child learning a language to substitute a more familiar sound for a less familiar sound. "Ex" sounds a lot like "esp," with the former being much more prevalent due to it being a Latin prefix. Usually these mistakes are pointed out by parents or friends and corrected at a young age. However, if your parents and friends also make the same mistake, then it never gets corrected and in fact seems totally natural. These traits are passed down through generations in these particular speech communities. Somewhere down the line, groups of people started mispronouncing it and no one bothered to correct it because they didn't know any better, and speaking correctly simply wasn't vital to their livelihoods. These groups of people would have had little or no formal education and worked manual labor jobs. They all had kids who inherited this speech trait and it went viral. It is obviously an oversimplification, but this is how regional dialects form.
I'll bet that everyone here could reflect on speech patterns they inherited growing up that they later realized sounded incredibly regional/hayseedy. Many (most?) people who matriculate to a University and/or become a professional actively work to remove these markers from their speech. Ironically, many of those same people later integrate regional/hayseedy features into their speech in order to project or feel a sense of belonging in a community.
Definitely - I actually went all the way through college before I realized that human and Houston had hard "H" sounds at the start. I said "Yew-man" and "Yew-ston".
How do you pronounce "prevalent"? Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-W-lnC1vA or like prE vAlent (lone E, long A as in prevail)? Because I pronounce it the first way and it drives me crazy when a co-worker pronounces it the other way.
Also, my mother says "worsh" instead of wash but I didn't inherit that.
yeah, I said "worsh" growing up, and I remember correcting an adult who said "wash" when I was like 5 years old. Ha!
My dad also says days of the week with an "ee" at the end of them - Fri-dee, Satur-dee, etc. I thought the Tim McGraw song said "right as rain on a Thursday cornfield" even in college. It didn't make much sense.
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These are all because people don't know how the words are actually spelled.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F4%2F22%2F19%2Fanigif_enhanced-buzz-12109-1366673254-1.gif&hash=00947a856f556fbc6d2003baf1fc4e680fbb10f8)
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I had to go to Starbuck's on FPD because I couldn't bring myself to brave Aggieville.
well i hung out with your exact doppelganger right outside mae's before i called it a night
I got into party mode later on in the day.
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Someone just called me from my mortgage company to try to get me to get a car loan from them or something...When he wanted to axe me a question, I decided not to talk to him any more.
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when you are trying to do something and the way you are supposed to do it is so vague that you have no rough ridin' idea how or what is even going on
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Hazelnut and French vanilla coffees
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when you are trying to do something and the way you are supposed to do it is so vague that you have no rough ridin' idea how or what is even going on
this is me with Ikea furniture
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grammar pet peeve: people who say "I graduated college." No, you graduated FROM college!
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unknown author cited quotes
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People that don't tip well
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People that don't tip well
Yup, I often discretely leave extra money when someone else buys and I see a shitty tip.
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People that don't tip well
Have you met erii?
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Actually I have! He's an excellent cook
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When people use "excellent" to describe something mediocre.
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Almost anything Jeff Pearlman has ever tweeted.
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:lol:
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when google's algorithm cant figure out that you dont have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis and wont stop making you watch the caridee modeling ad
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Thanks to wacky i have now found pet peeves thread
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hygiene/beauty products that smell like food
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do you any of you backwoods derps say "acrosst" when you mean "across" :curse:
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do you any of you backwoods derps say "acrosst" when you mean "across" :curse:
supposably guy says it of course!
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do you any of you backwoods derps say "acrosst" when you mean "across" :curse:
no but i will next time i see you
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"Inferstructure""
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guys guess what my father in law does to his car when its dirty
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guys guess what my father in law does to his car when its dirty
warsh the car :curse:
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gross
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eye - talian.
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self propelled lawnmowers. just push your mower. the added weight and size makes it so much harder to maneuver that any effort savings from the pushing is negated.
i know this is a hot take
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Agree puni :thumbs:
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People who don't make a fresh pot of coffee after they cash one.
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self propelled lawnmowers. just push your mower. the added weight and size makes it so much harder to maneuver that any effort savings from the pushing is negated.
i know this is a hot take
Also self propelled cars. Get out of my face with that
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People who don't make a fresh pot of coffee after they cash one.
That's what temps are for.
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self propelled lawn mowers rule.
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do you any of you backwoods derps say "acrosst" when you mean "across" :curse:
Betwixt you and me, yes, occasionally.
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PCmatic adverts
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When people use "excellent" to describe something mediocre.
You're an excellent poster.
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When people use "excellent" to describe something mediocre.
You're an excellent poster.
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slippery insoles
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you have sardines in your desk drawer but no glue sticks?
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you have sardines in your desk drawer but no glue sticks?
im not a kindergarten teacher and i dont think i would enjoy glue in my shoes either
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I really like mispronouncing things on purpose, such as "warsh".
I also really like to use the word "irregardlessly" even though I know it is incorrect.
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And I do both of the above things without any reservation.
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"_____ really begs some questions"
People use this phrase when they mean to say "brings up some questions" or "raises some questions." They sound a fool to me, but this battle may have already been lost.
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"_____ really begs some questions"
People use this phrase when they mean to say "brings up some questions" or "raises some questions." They sound a fool to me, but this battle may have already been lost.
the battle has been lost, because it is over and it wasn't won.
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"Installation error"
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When people use apostrophes incorrectly.
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when someone reviews a document and makes changes and you think they did it with track changes on BUT IN REALITY they edited the original document with track changes OFF and they just changed the font color of the changes to red BUT THEN they went back and commented on all (or some of?) the red stuff with track changes on.
AND you're a little bit color blind AND its a lot of words.
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maybe do a better job the first time
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When radio host duos have very similar voices
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maybe do a better job the first time
n/a in this context
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Track changes are a horrible invention
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I think I've said this before, but when sportscasters say a player's name like a team has 2 of them. Like "The key for the Royals are their left handed hitters, your Eric Hosmers and Alex Gordons".
Grinds ma gears
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Omg cf3 that is mine too, like in a really big way
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cf3, i think maybe we've discussed before but do british soccer announcers particularly annoy you with how they handle plural/singular stuff?
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cf3, i think maybe we've discussed before but do british soccer announcers particularly annoy you with how they handle plural/singular stuff?
It's different than our norms, but I think it's more logical.
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cf3, i think maybe we've discussed before but do british soccer announcers particularly annoy you with how they handle plural/singular stuff?
It doesn't annoy me but it's very strange.
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I mean, an announcer could say "Kansas City is Driving" or "The Chiefs are driving" and mean the exact same thing. Both subjects refer to a plurality, even though the former is singular in form. I like the spirit over the letter approach. A less controversial example would be "staff," which is often (correctly imo) treated as a plural noun in American.
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i've been hearing a ton of movie quotes lately and it depresses me every time . not really a pet peeve but it's like, why can't we think of our own jokes.
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Because movie jokes are written by professionals
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Because movie jokes are written by professionals
i'm in favor of more amateur hour.
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mildew smell. i dont even have a good sense of smell, but i am like 100x more sensitive to this horrible odor than normal people
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Because movie jokes are written by professionals
i'm in favor of more amateur hour.
you're amateur hour.
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i've been hearing a ton of movie quotes lately and it depresses me every time . not really a pet peeve but it's like, why can't we think of our own jokes.
I think people do this because popular movies are a sort of shared cultural experience. It helps people to connect. Still, moderation in all things...
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i am pretty much a movie quote extraordinaire, like, my brain works so quick i can think of an obscure funny one .5 seconds after someone says something related
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When servers use language like they are a part of your party..."Would we like an appetizer today?" "I'll have that right out for us." "Do we need anything else?"
You are not getting any of my food, so stop saying "we".
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The first and third ones don't bother me at all. I've never heard someone say, "I'll have that right out for us."
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The first and third ones don't bother me at all. I've never heard someone say, "I'll have that right out for us."
Our server said it to us at lunch today.
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Male or female
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Male or female
Female.
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Typical
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When servers use language like they are a part of your party..."Would we like an appetizer today?" "I'll have that right out for us." "Do we need anything else?"
You are not getting any of my food, so stop saying "we".
that's a good one. those people should be killed.
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When servers use language like they are a part of your party..."Would we like an appetizer today?" "I'll have that right out for us." "Do we need anything else?"
You are not getting any of my food, so stop saying "we".
that's a good one. those people should be killed.
A bit harsh. I only suggested a punch in the face.
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There are no half measures with sys
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i just assume those people were raised in some kind of hive commune
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They should just say you guys.
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People who park in the fire lane while they wait for their significant other to run into the store and buy something.
Hey dumbass, move your rough ridin' car because you are blocking traffic.
Gonna win 'em all!
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"buckets of beer" being 5 bottles. what assbrain thought that crap up.
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"buckets of beer" being 5 bottles. what assbrain thought that crap up.
That's how they get you to buy another bucket.
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People who park in the fire lane while they wait for their significant other to run into the store and buy something.
Hey dumbass, move your rough ridin' car because you are blocking traffic.
Gonna win 'em all!
Usually at the liquor store. Makes you wonder if they are able to park (which can be more demanding than driving at times).
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people that have their phone ringtones set as high as they can go all day long, and no matter how many texts or calls they get, they leave the sound on ALL DAY long
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People that say, "Now my question is....." every time.
Drives me crazy.
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People who act like they might die if they don't eat immediately.
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People who act like they might die if they don't eat immediately.
man same here. i could go for days without eating and not be grumpy or have a panic attack. those people are pooly #prepped from a psychological standpoint.
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The "one finger hold up" when someone is on the phone.
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The "one finger hold up" when someone is on the phone.
what would you prefer instead?
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When I have to repeat myself 10 times
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When my boss tells me that we need to move a meeting time and then when I move it he replies asking why the meeting was moved.
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When my boss tells me that we need to move a meeting time and then when I move it he replies asking why the meeting was moved.
haha. classic boss!
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People who act like they might die if they don't eat immediately.
man same here. i could go for days without eating and not be grumpy or have a panic attack. those people are pooly #prepped from a psychological standpoint.
lay off me, i'm starving.
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When you're on the freeway, and the person in front of you in the left lane drives at a speed to stay parallel to the traffic in the slow (right) lane. About 90% of the time when you break free of the gridlock, the person driving slowly in the left lane speeds up to make it difficult to get around them.
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When motorcycle riders in movies/TV aren't wearing any eye protection.
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:lol:
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People that live in my neighborhood and have their garage packed pull of boxes and junk and leave their cars in their drive ways. (Thank God that parking cars in the street isn't allowed, or I would lose it!)
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People that live in my neighborhood and have their garage packed pull of boxes and junk and leave their cars in their drive ways. (Thank God that parking cars in the street isn't allowed, or I would lose it!)
What happens if you have visitors, and they can't fit in your driveway?
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People that live in my neighborhood and have their garage packed pull of boxes and junk and leave their cars in their drive ways. (Thank God that parking cars in the street isn't allowed, or I would lose it!)
What happens if you have visitors, and they can't fit in your driveway?
Overnight guests are allowed in the street. If the vehicle is there more than 7 days, somebody is getting an email and a letter. (I don't know who sends it, but I have heard that it happens.)
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People that live in my neighborhood and have their garage packed pull of boxes and junk and leave their cars in their drive ways. (Thank God that parking cars in the street isn't allowed, or I would lose it!)
you hate me. :cry:
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People that live in my neighborhood and have their garage packed pull of boxes and junk and leave their cars in their drive ways. (Thank God that parking cars in the street isn't allowed, or I would lose it!)
you hate me. :cry:
Hate is a strong word. Lots of people do it in our neighborhood. I just wish they didn't. Some of these people are my friends, so we can still be friends.
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Hate is a strong word. Lots of people do it in our neighborhood. I just wish they didn't. Some of these people are my friends, so we can still be friends.
i store all my herbicides and pesticides in that garage. :frown:
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People who smack their lips together a bunch of times after trying a new food/drink. That does not help you taste it better. You look and sound like a rough ridin' idiot.
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Hotel door slammers. Yes there is an automatic closer. You don't have to let it slam shut.
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a coworker just referred to a websites cache with a pronounciation of "cash-SHEY"
Like, I know its really supposed to be pronounced that way, but screw the French and who has time for an extra syllable. Not me, that's for sure.
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being "too lazy" to pick up your phone so you just leave it on speaker
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people who go snooping in other peoples garages
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people who go snooping in other peoples garages
Burglars?
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a coworker just referred to a websites cache with a pronounciation of "cash-SHEY"
Like, I know its really supposed to be pronounced that way, but screw the French and who has time for an extra syllable. Not me, that's for sure.
nope. not in french anyway.
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pet peeve continues to be people who write "could of" when they mean "could have"
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well you could of told us sooner
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pet peeve continues to be people who write "could of" when they mean "could have"
I called this one out quite some time ago. Nobody seems to care. This place is falling to pieces.
Gonna win 'em all!
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3 sheets left on the toilet paper roll, and the spare in the cabinet down the hall. Hopping down there with a naturally greased butt crack.
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I say would of could of way more than would have could have
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Asians
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JK Stunz omg
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People who enjoy running
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when the checkout page for ordering a pizza online is bugged :curse:
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Just tweet @dominos
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Just tweet @dominos
their checkout worked, so gratz first choice at losing my 5 pizzas a week business
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I say would of could of way more than would have could have
You probably say would've could've, not would of could of :surprised:
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its possible, but i didn't know the difference until i typed it out talking crap in an online game, and then the other guy made fun of me :frown:
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Why do people chew ice? So stupid.
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Because my cup is out of water
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What kind of freak swallows ice whole
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Related
When you are getting some bacon cheeseburgers at the drive thru and you order a large water and they give you a mini cup of water
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People who enjoy running
I really enjoy running...and this makes it even better. ????
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Why do people chew ice? So stupid.
pica
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/iron-deficiency-anemia/expert-answers/chewing-ice/faq-20057982
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Why do people chew ice? So stupid.
Is it Sonic ice? It has a nice crunch (but not break your teeth crunch) feeling when you chew it.
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I chew ice because my gotdamned yeti tumbler is too good at its job.
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I chew ice because my gotdamned yeti tumbler is too good at its job.
This should be in the White Midwesterny Things thread.
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Coffee at a convenience store that is too dang hot to drink for an hour.
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Coffee at a convenience store that is too dang hot to drink for an hour.
Put some unchewed ice in it
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chewing ice is great. it's actually the highest value use for ice.
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People who say badmitten instead of bad-min-ton
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Misidentification of wildlife.
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Misidentification of wildlife.
Especially mashed critters on the road. Possum? Racoon? Squirrel? Badger? Rover? Neighbor?
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People who say badmitten instead of bad-min-ton
guilty
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I am about to murder this person who is making lip smacking sounds behind me.
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I am about to murder this person who is making lip smacking sounds behind me.
you should. get a recording and you'll walk out of any courtroom in the country.
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Smacking your food in general.
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Apparently I'm a smacker. Never knew it until I was married. Kid is a smacker, too. Genetic, apparently. So basically if you're against smacking you're intolerant, and I'm offended and outraged. I didn't choose to smack!
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Apparently I'm a smacker. Never knew it until I was married. Kid is a smacker, too. Genetic, apparently. So basically if you're against smacking you're intolerant, and I'm offended and outraged. I didn't choose to smack!
Did you choose to stand right behind me making that noise when it isn't even lunch time???
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Take this crap to the shame thread, emo! You rough ridin', monster! :shakesfist:
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either mrs. gooch's offender or emo is in my office now. i'd kill him, but he looks exactly like one of my coworkers and the image throws me a little.
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#smacklivesmatter
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I noticed the other day when i was explaining something, that i smacked between every few sentences to punctuate what i'd just said. I never smack when i eat and don't know why i was doing it then. It was scary.
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good god, emo. you are an awful poster.
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One of my pet peeves is when someone's username is so long that it overlaps with the thread title on their post.
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That's a good one Mrs Gooch. So annoying
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One of my pet peeves is when someone's username is so long that it overlaps with the thread title date and time stamp on their post.
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If you have something so urgent that you need to call me 3 times in one day (plus one more today already), especially during work hours, then why the eff wouldn't you leave a message?
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I am about to murder this person who is making lip smacking sounds behind me.
omg, somebody at work today was doing this with gum, the whole rough ridin' day :angry:
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Following an email with a phone call to explain the email you just sent.
No I haven't had a chance to read it. Go away.
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Following an email with a phone call to explain the email you just sent.
No I haven't had a chance to read it. Go away.
i have been guilty of this. it's not my fault that outlook does not have an "Edit" option after an email has been sent
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Following an email with a phone call to explain the email you just sent.
No I haven't had a chance to read it. Go away.
i have been guilty of this. it's not my fault that outlook does not have an "Edit" option after an email has been sent
I have a couple of coworkers that are frequent abusers. More about being impatient for a response rather than needing to explain/correct.
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When you're at the grocery store and ppl cut you off and don't say anything. Or when they don't get out of the way and you're trying to move around them. :curse:
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People who cut across rows of a parking lot instead of going up and down the rows or around the perimeter road of the lot like a non idiot driver. Then when you and they both slam on the brakes to avoid a collision they look at you like you're in the wrong for interrupting their "shortcut".
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People who cut across rows of a parking lot instead of going up and down the rows or around the perimeter road of the lot like a non idiot driver. Then when you and they both slam on the brakes to avoid a collision they look at you like you're in the wrong for interrupting their "shortcut".
Gosh. How could you be so inconsiderate?
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People who wait way too long for a car to reverse out of a parking spot that is 20 feet closer than the next open spot. People are so rough ridin' lazy sometimes.
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Loud sneezers and machine gun sneezers (ms. wacky does this). If you need deets on what a machine gun sneezer is, let me know.
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Welp!
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Sorry about your brain disorder. T's and P's
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I'm so mumped.
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people (usually women) that say "reeeeeeelly" to emphasis the word "really"
it's usually used in pairs, "omg this homeless person reeeeeeelly reeeeeeelly smelled"
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Homeless people
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I bought a pair of pants and the tiny pocket inside a pocket is on the left side instead of right :curse:
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I bought a pair of pants and the tiny pocket inside a pocket is on the left side instead of right :curse:
What do you even use that pocket for anyway?
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It's for pocket watches I think. I don't like it for anything, but less annoying on the right due to my phonewalletkeys setup
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It's good for putting your Blistex in (mint flavor).
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I hide cash in that little pocket pocket all the time when time-traveling and find it later on. I've never had the good fortune of finding three twenties and a ten, but it's like I'm living out a Robert Earl Keen song every time.
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People who pronounce restaurant "restrint" and Tuesday "teuwsdee"
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The one lady I'm married to pronounces the following words as such:
crayon = crown
steel = still
peel = pill
feel = fill
Really any double e's end up coming out as soft i's.
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is she a a hayseed? sounds very hayseedy
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no comment
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very haysiddy
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i dated a topeka native who said everything like that, it's pretty common in kansas actually.
but one day i heard her say something about a "windmeel" :sdeek:
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i was thinking it was a tennessee or kentucky thing
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i was thinking it was a tennessee or kentucky thing
normal usa english: high heels
kansas: high hills
tennessee/kentucky: hah hayls
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mocat is very good at this accent thing
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Also she went and spent a summer in "Chicago" one time and now she always ends a question sentence with ", or no?" I hate it.
"Hey do you want to get some coffee, or no?"
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western kansas folks are rough ridin' awful with the high hills crap
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great pet peeve, i want to abort those people
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Classic tobias piling on here.
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i can't even say high hills and think i'm saying high heels
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Also she went and spent a summer in "Chicago" one time and now she always ends a question sentence with ", or no?" I hate it.
"Hey do you want to get some coffee, or no?"
not a thing
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Also she went and spent a summer in "Chicago" one time and now she always ends a question sentence with ", or no?" I hate it.
"Hey do you want to get some coffee, or no?"
not a thing
:dunno: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110604122659AA1OQaM
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western kansas folks are rough ridin' awful with the high hills crap
emo: this joke went over your head
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I'm a windmeel'r omg :sdeek:
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man :frown:
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But none of the other stuff, that's why this is so shocking
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But none of the other stuff, that's why this is so shocking
i guarantee you are but you don't realize it
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Classic tobias piling on here.
i saw red at first mention and skipped past a bunch of posts. inadvertent piling, nothing to see here
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But none of the other stuff, that's why this is so shocking
i guarantee you are but you don't realize it
I AM NOT YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?
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for rill dude you need to cheel
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Ppl who brag about eating at Whataburger like it's the greatest thing in the world. @gpcstaff
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but... it is the greatest thing in the world
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It's a fast food hamburger, Lib. Settle the eff down.
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only the best hamburger in the world :love:
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You haven't eaten at many places then.
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lol, i'm kind of a hamburger connoisseur bro
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Then you'd know that there's a billion better burgers out there. Like Beer Kitchen.
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:lol: adorable
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beer kitchen isn't even the best in westport smdh
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:facepalm:
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:flush:
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everything alright wacks?
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everything alright wacks?
I'm good, I'm just over the White Midwestern hype. :dunno:
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What a burger is delicious, get over yourself wackster. The Monterey melt, wow
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It really is as good as the hype, maybe even better
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the prevalent use of "yas" by millennial white women
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For sell
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Company bought everyone Jimmy Johns today, and there are like 25 people within distance chomping the crap out of their hard ass Jimmy Johns chips.
:shooturmouth:
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the prevalent use of "yas" by millennial white women
this is a really good one
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Company bought everyone Jimmy Johns today, and there are like 25 people within distance chomping the crap out of their hard ass Jimmy Johns chips.
:shooturmouth:
Yuck
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Company bought everyone Jimmy Johns today, and there are like 25 people within distance chomping the crap out of their hard ass Jimmy Johns chips.
:shooturmouth:
:runaway:
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the prevalent use of "yas" by millennial white women
this is a really good one
have never heard this before, does it mean yes?
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the prevalent use of "yas" by millennial white women
this is a really good one
have never heard this before, does it mean yes?
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Do you listen to two dope queens podcast mich?
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Do you listen to two dope queens podcast mich?
I listened to most of the first episode and that's it
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Dude clipping and filing his nails on the train.
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My neighbor's dog barking for the last four rough ridin' hours. Although, it may not be a pet peeve. It's possible that the entire neighborhood is pissed off. I may not be alone. If that's the case, please disregard.
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Dude clipping and filing his nails on the train.
Thank God I have a personal driver. Eff public transportation.
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Dude clipping and filing his nails on the train.
Thank God I have a personal driver. Eff public transportation.
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:confused:
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People who don't return the shopping cart to the cart return stall, but rather leave the cart in the middle of a rough ridin' parking spot.
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Also people who don't rerack the weights.
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Also people who don't rerack the weights.
Yes. Pet peeves at the gym could be its own thread.
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I don't mind if they just leave the 45's on the bench press bar, but everything else can get mumped.
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Also people who don't rerack the weights.
Omg :curse:
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pet peeve- when people use the the daylight savings acronym when it's actually standard time and vice a versa. often done in work emails when discussing possible meeting times across multiple time zones.
example- "let's plan on meeting on july 1st, at 3:00 pm CST"
obviously i can figure out that 3:00 pm CST is 4:00 CDT but gmafb why not set it up in BRST or SBT and let me do that math if this is some sort of time zone challenge? :lol:
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When people use a paring knife for chopping
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another one that has been making me angry lately is when women come out of a shopping aisle with their cart without yielding, that really grinds my gears
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pet peeve- when people use the the daylight savings acronym when it's actually standard time and vice a versa. often done in work emails when discussing possible meeting times across multiple time zones.
example- "let's plan on meeting on july 1st, at 3:00 pm CST"
obviously i can figure out that 3:00 pm CST is 4:00 CDT but gmafb why not set it up in BRST or SBT and let me do that math if this is some sort of time zone challenge? :lol:
Who doesn't use UTC if they want exact time :lol:
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i about lost control the other day when i was playing a card game with some friends, and the scorekeeper wrote this down at the top of the piece of paper to differentiate the two teams:
us | they
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:Wha:
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i was only able to restrain myself because i realized that person must have a very serious drug problem so i did not want to cause further anxiety
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probs just best to put someone like that down humanely
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Who won? Us or they?
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Maybe him meant "United States" vs "They"
:dunno:
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Who won? Us or they?
in the end it's only round and round
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When he wasn't looking, I would have changed the y to an m.
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Maybe him meant
:lol:
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Who won? Us or they?
in the end it's only round and roundly
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"politefully"/"politeful"
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I ate at jack stack with a group of people, some of whom i didnt know. The two girls who sat across from me dipped their onion rings in ranch and their french fries in ketchup. Why did they even come here
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Were they offered 20 dipping sauces?
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this blog's PM system is just about one of the worst things on 2016 planet earth
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this blog's PM system is just about one of the worst things on 2016 planet earth
I've tried to talk to @Saul about it but it's no use :curse:
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this blog's PM system is just about one of the worst things on 2016 planet earth
What part are you having difficulty with?
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this blog's PM system is just about one of the worst things on 2016 planet earth
What part are you having difficulty with?
the part that involves figuring out what the eff is going on
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lib has LPMIQ apparently :dunno:
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this blog's PM system is just about one of the worst things on 2016 planet earth
What part are you having difficulty with?
the part that involves figuring out what the eff is going on
Oh, that's easy to fix
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Sad!
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People who use the word "pry" when they mean "probably".......in writing not just when speaking.
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You mean prolly?
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You mean prolly?
No, I mean this guy typed "So we should pry check with [boss]."
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Yikes what a psychopath
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First thing this morning I have an email using "pry" again. :curse:
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I have never experienced that
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"prolly" yes, but never seen "pry" in the wild
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You know what the most disgusting/annoying thing ever that I just discovered? The 40/50ish year old guy who waters himself down in cologne and takes a crap in the only men's bathroom of the building. The stench of the mixture is unreal and I feel like I walk into it every morning here.
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You know what the most disgusting/annoying thing ever that I just discovered? The 40/50ish year old guys who waters himself down in cologne and takes a crap in the only men's bathroom of the building. The stench of the mixture is unreal and I feel like I walk into it every morning here.
You walk into it every morning but you just discovered it?
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I think I tried to ignore it when I first started here. Maybe my senses are increasing since i'm pregnant or something. I'd say it's been pretty consistent the last two weeks, so it's been on my radar. I have to live with this guys bad decisions over the weekend on Monday mornings in the restroom. I pee at 8:15 every day for some reason and that's when this guy loses half his body mass.
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Pee at 8:10
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a whole nother
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For all intensive purposes
Cringe!
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When my icons go from being organized to left side gridded out on reboot :curse:
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When my icons go from being organized to left side gridded out on reboot :curse:
The struggle is real
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Linux commands intermingled with Windows documentation
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When the boss acts like the female engineers are his secretaries. WTF!
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when youre opening a can of smoked oysters or sardines and that lid pops back and splatters you with that juice!
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Women's pants: Either put a pocket or don't put a pocket, but eff this fake pocket bullshit. If you are going to go to the trouble of making the outside part then just put the god dammed actual pocket and I will decide whether or not I want to put something in that pocket. eff you misogynist fashion designers for thinking you get to decide whether or not a woman can carry stuff!
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Women's pants: Either put a pocket or don't put a pocket, but eff this fake pocket bullshit. If you are going to go to the trouble of making the outside part then just put the god dammed actual pocket and I will decide whether or not I want to put something in that pocket. eff you misogynist fashion designers for thinking you get to decide whether or not a woman can carry stuff!
Which pocket? Like a back pocket or an front quad pocket?
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Women's pants: Either put a pocket or don't put a pocket, but eff this fake pocket bullshit. If you are going to go to the trouble of making the outside part then just put the god dammed actual pocket and I will decide whether or not I want to put something in that pocket. eff you misogynist fashion designers for thinking you get to decide whether or not a woman can carry stuff!
Which pocket? Like a back pocket or an front quad pocket?
Well the pants I have on right now have fake back pockets. But there are also women's pants that have fake front pockets.
I'm not talking about small pockets, I'm talking about there is a fake lip of the pocket (whatever it is called) on the outside but actually there is not even the fabric on the inside that creates the pocket.
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Yeah they have those on suits too and it's extremely stupid
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When people use the word "Congrads".
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When people use the word "Congrads".
Is "congrats" ok though?
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When people use the word "Congrads".
Is "congrats" ok though?
Yes
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When people use the word "ask" as a noun.
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When people use the word "ask" as a noun.
Never heard of this. Can you provide an example?
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When people use the word "ask" as a noun.
Never heard of this. Can you provide an example?
"The primary ask of this project is blah blah..." or "We anticipate the client's ask will be...."
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When people use the word "Congrads".
No one has ever done that
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Still seems very verby but I suck at English
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When people use the word "Congrads".
Is "congrats" ok though?
Yes
So when you hear someone say congrat/ds, do you ask them to clarify whether they said it with a d or a t?
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When people use the word "Congrads".
Is "congrats" ok though?
Yes
So when you hear someone say congrat/ds, do you ask them to clarify whether they said it with a d or a t?
No. It is when I see it in writing.
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Guys I may be OCD a bit, but, questions that aren't answered.
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Guys I may be OCD a bit, but, questions that aren't answered.
Within what time limit do you demand your questions be answered?
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Well this is awkward
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Guys I may be OCD a bit, but, questions that aren't answered.
You don't need affirmation TBT, blaze your own trail kid.
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Guys I may be OCD a bit, but, questions that aren't answered.
Within what time limit do you demand your questions be answered?
18 hours have elapsed and let me tell you how cheezed off I am!
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Quite!
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:D
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When people mispronounce the word Gif
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There are still people out there who call movies "flicks"
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Here's another huge one
Scene:
You're at a Mexican restaurant with a group of people and the waiter brings two salsas, one regular one spicy. Some assfaced clown dips the spicy, everyone else grimaces because they know what's coming "oh that's got a little bit of a kick to it"
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There's always a clown in your group waiting to tell you about the kick in the salsa
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There are still people out there who call movies "flicks"
Take it to the master submarine thread, shipmate. We'll burn flicks after the evening watch and play some cribbage in the lounge.
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When idiots call caribou "reindeer." Like if it's Santa/Christmas specific fine call them reindeer, but any other context they are rough ridin' caribou.
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Looking at you NPR!
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When idiots call caribou "reindeer." Like if it's Santa/Christmas specific fine call them reindeer, but any other context they are rough ridin' caribou.
http://www.isciencetimes.com/articles/6533/20131217/reindeer-caribou-same-thing-cousins-ice-age-climate-change.htm
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liberal media War on Christmas reparations?
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The liberals use reindeer to illicit a more emotional response to their agenda. People care about reindeer more than they do care about caribou.
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how do you explain CARIBOU COFFEE?
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how do you explain CARIBOU COFFEE?
Or the official drink of KC the Caribou Lou?
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Just try ordering a reindeer Lou, you'll get laughed out of the bar
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I sneezed this morning, and some guy at work, like from 20 or 30 feet away (i don't even know who said it it was far enough away) said "Bless you"
It made me realize that belongs on this list. I mean, wtf is the purpose of saying bless you after someone sneezes? Is this guy adopting the role of honorary sneeze alarm? GTFOH!
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I like it when people tell me bless you. Seinfeld already covered this tho
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Yla, you're soooo good lookin'
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When people mispronounce the word Gif
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You better be saying jif!
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just stumbled upon this.
March organizers have one ask: If you are coordinating a bus, register on the march website.
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I sneezed this morning, and some guy at work, like from 20 or 30 feet away (i don't even know who said it it was far enough away) said "Bless you"
It made me realize that belongs on this list. I mean, wtf is the purpose of saying bless you after someone sneezes? Is this guy adopting the role of honorary sneeze alarm? GTFOH!
I belief if dates back to the black plague. As that was perceived as an early sign. I'll double check.
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eff yes! By decree of the Pope!
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When people mispronounce the word Gif
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You better be saying jif!
You know it
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lib just gets "it" you guys
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When people mispronounce the word Gif
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You better be saying jif!
You know it
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Rewriting code that I already wrote, that I can't find anywhere. Guys, so, this is like writing a paper 6 months ago and turning it in for an A. Then, 6 months later you have to turn in the same paper with a few edits. You don't just rewrite the whole paper, but copy and paste what took you days, should be seconds with copy and paste. :bang: :bang: :bang:
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Rewriting code that I already wrote, that I can't find anywhere. Guys, so, this is like writing a paper 6 months ago and turning it in for an A. Then, 6 months later you have to turn in the same paper with a few edits. You don't just rewrite the whole paper, but copy and paste what took you days, should be seconds with copy and paste. :bang: :bang: :bang:
Agreed I hate this
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FYSA these are shame yourselves and not pet peeves
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hbo/hbogo crops movies to 16:9 fine for your rom coms but really cheezed me off while consuming master artform FURY ROAD
also the hbogo audio on roku is dookie
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hbo/hbogo crops movies to 16:9 fine for your rom coms but really cheezed me off while consuming master artform FURY ROAD
also the hbogo audio on roku is dookie
I bought the bluray with dolby atmos soundtrack and let's just say you should come get shiny and chrome with me
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I may have already mentioned this, but when people use "razor sharp" to describe something that isn't actually razor sharp.
Also the inappropriate use of the word "literally."
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hbo/hbogo crops movies to 16:9 fine for your rom coms but really cheezed me off while consuming master artform FURY ROAD
also the hbogo audio on roku is dookie
I bought the bluray with dolby atmos soundtrack and let's just say you should come get shiny and chrome with me
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People who vape
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Talk of razors made me think of Apocalypse Now.
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Marlon Brando.
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"wesley iwahndu"
WHAT THE F :curse:
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When people misuse the word "myriad."
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hbo/hbogo crops movies to 16:9 fine for your rom coms but really cheezed me off while consuming master artform FURY ROAD
also the hbogo audio on roku is dookie
I bought the bluray with dolby atmos soundtrack and let's just say you should come get shiny and chrome with me
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Bring your own mother's milk?
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"wesley iwahndu"
WHAT THE F :curse:
I'M LOOKING AT YOU BRYNDYN MANZYR! BUT ALSO JUST ABOUT ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE!
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hbo/hbogo crops movies to 16:9 fine for your rom coms but really cheezed me off while consuming master artform FURY ROAD
also the hbogo audio on roku is dookie
I bought the bluray with dolby atmos soundtrack and let's just say you should come get shiny and chrome with me
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Bring your own mother's milk?
And blood bag
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hbo/hbogo crops movies to 16:9 fine for your rom coms but really cheezed me off while consuming master artform FURY ROAD
also the hbogo audio on roku is dookie
I bought the bluray with dolby atmos soundtrack and let's just say you should come get shiny and chrome with me
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Bring your own mother's milk?
And blood bag
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delivery trucks/landscaping trucks and trailers who ignore no parking zones along busy streets
kcmo parking police who illegally park while they write tickets for illegal parking
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when people post song lyrics on facebook and then other people reply with subsequent song lyrics
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When on a wide ass trail and an entire stereotypical JoCo family (mom, dad, baby in stroller, dog on leash) stops and occupies the whole thing so you have to ride your bike off the trail and hit a big bump and your kid says OW I BROKE MYSELF.
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when people post song lyrics on facebook and then other people reply with subsequent song lyrics
It's more annoying if someone posts song lyrics and then other people start asking if they are ok.
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when people post song lyrics on facebook and then other people reply with subsequent song lyrics
It's more annoying if someone posts song lyrics and then other people start asking if they are ok.
ugh, that's the worst
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People eating food in a class-room like setting.
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When people know there should be a hyphen in there somewhere, just not exactly sure where
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This blogsite is having some glitches that are starting to piss me off. I had to type my password into a Word document and then cut and paste it into the password field because it wasn't letting me type in that field. WTF.
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This blogsite is having some glitches that are starting to piss me off. I had to type my password into a Word document and then cut and paste it into the password field because it wasn't letting me type in that field. WTF.
yeah, i think i maybe entered my password into this site about 7 or 8 years ago
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When people don't use the on ramp to get up to highway speed and try to merge going 30 mph
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This blogsite is having some glitches that are starting to piss me off. I had to type my password into a Word document and then cut and paste it into the password field because it wasn't letting me type in that field. WTF.
yeah, i think i maybe entered my password into this site about 7 or 8 years ago
sounds like mrs gooch needed to #1thread
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When people don't use the on ramp to get up to highway speed and try to merge going 30 mph
Yes yes yes. How more wrecks are not caused by this I'll never know.
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I like to use Incognito mode when I am at work so I have to log in every day. :blush:
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Mrs. Gooch is the real sock master
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Bike riders who don't follow the rules of the road(ROTR)
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Bike riders who don't follow the rules of the road(ROTR)
We agree on something! :cheers:
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forgetting ties/belts in hotel closets
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Bike riders who don't follow the rules of the road(ROTR)
We agree on something! :cheers:
:Woohoo:
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There is a radio commercial with I think Ben Leber maybe? Anyway, he says "I'm a former K-State alum...."
You don't need the word former.
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Like I don't care if bicyclists blow stop signs, but they do it at their own peril.
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My new pet peeve is visible contact lenses on actors' eyes in movies/shows that take place in settings that could not have contact lense technology.
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Example?
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Drivers that bitch about cyclists not following rules of the road. We know full well you don't follow every one of them.
https://www.wired.com/2014/11/9-things-drivers-need-stop-saying-bikes-vs-cars-debate/
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Drivers that bitch about cyclists not following rules of the road. We know full well you don't follow every one of them.
https://www.wired.com/2014/11/9-things-drivers-need-stop-saying-bikes-vs-cars-debate/
You don't drive around MHK everyday. The bike lanes help so they don't slow down traffic but changing lanes without signaling, not dismounting for crosswalk crossings, and blowing through stop signs. It's a miracle nobody has died yet.
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You also obviously didn't listen to the great MHK podcast that we have. Officer Dan(can't remember his name) said that bike accidents are up, so it is a problem that's needs addressing.
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People posting quotes and attributing them to "unknown"
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You also obviously didn't listen to the great MHK podcast that we have. Officer Dan(can't remember his name) said that bike accidents are up, so it is a problem that's needs addressing.
It is much more serious for a car to not signal than a bike. Drivers are the cause of like 90% of car/bike accidents and also like 90% of the bitching about how dangerous it is to have bikes and cars on the road together.
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You also obviously didn't listen to the great MHK podcast that we have. Officer Dan(can't remember his name) said that bike accidents are up, so it is a problem that's needs addressing.
It is much more serious for a car to not signal than a bike. Drivers are the cause of like 90% of car/bike accidents and also like 90% of the bitching about how dangerous it is to have bikes and cars on the road together.
So if I hit a bike who is in front of me because they didn't signal it's my fault. Also if they blow through a crosswalk without turning on the flashers and I hit them it's my fault. Got it.
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Your lack of reading comprehension is your fault.
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Had a friend riding her bike through aggieville when a car came busting out of an alley and took her out. :(
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She wasn't injured but destroyed her bike
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Just because many drivers are shitty drivers doesn't mean it's ok for cyclists to be shitty cyclists. I get pissed at shitty drivers, too.
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Incorrect usage of Irony (I actually almost never see it used correctly) and the overuse of literally. pronouncing hamburger as hambooger, and pronouncing wolf as woof.
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Repeating myself to coworkers.
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Woof is contextual IMO. Like if you're dismayed at the plummeting elk and deer populations, you blame the woofs. But like you may have also seem a beautiful documentary on wolves, fascinating creatures they are.
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Woof is contextual IMO. Like if you're dismayed at the plummeting elk and deer populations, you blame the woofs. But like you may have also seem a beautiful documentary on wolves, fascinating creatures they are.
good lord, no.
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woof as wolf or wolves can be nothing other than a devastating and utterly crippling speech impediment. good luck navigating human society, woof-sayer. you are better off talking through a Stephen Hawking robot mouth.
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Would suggest you guys not spend a summer in Paradise Valley, could be very embarrassing.
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Drivers that bitch about cyclists not following rules of the road. We know full well you don't follow every one of them.
https://www.wired.com/2014/11/9-things-drivers-need-stop-saying-bikes-vs-cars-debate/
You don't drive around MHK everyday. The bike lanes help so they don't slow down traffic but changing lanes without signaling, not dismounting for crosswalk crossings, and blowing through stop signs. It's a miracle nobody has died yet.
Nobody has died? WTF the community has had cyclists killed because some eff knob ran a biker down because he was "adjusting his gps" probably texting. The biker was in the shoulder away from traffic. So lets not go down this road without relevant facts.
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You also obviously didn't listen to the great MHK podcast that we have. Officer Dan(can't remember his name) said that bike accidents are up, so it is a problem that's needs addressing.
It is much more serious for a car to not signal than a bike. Drivers are the cause of like 90% of car/bike accidents and also like 90% of the bitching about how dangerous it is to have bikes and cars on the road together.
So if I hit a bike who is in front of me because they didn't signal it's my fault. Also if they blow through a crosswalk without turning on the flashers and I hit them it's my fault. Got it.
How would you hit a biker if they did or didn't signal a turn? Did you leave out the part where you illegally passed the cyclist to run them down?
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You also obviously didn't listen to the great MHK podcast that we have. Officer Dan(can't remember his name) said that bike accidents are up, so it is a problem that's needs addressing.
It is much more serious for a car to not signal than a bike. Drivers are the cause of like 90% of car/bike accidents and also like 90% of the bitching about how dangerous it is to have bikes and cars on the road together.
So if I hit a bike who is in front of me because they didn't signal it's my fault. Also if they blow through a crosswalk without turning on the flashers and I hit them it's my fault. Got it.
How would you hit a biker if they did or didn't signal a turn? Did you leave out the part where you illegally passed the cyclist to run them down?
First of all I never pass bikers if they are riding in the middle of the street. Second there have been times where a cyclist has been on the right side of the road and they just swerve left onto a side street without signaling.
I get it guys bad drivers make all drivers look bad. I'm just saying the cyclists that are bad riders make all of them look bad too. Let's just move on.
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Would suggest you guys not spend a summer in Paradise Valley, could be very embarrassing.
speech impediments can be regional
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Would suggest you guys not spend a summer in Paradise Valley, could be very embarrassing.
speech impediments can be regional
You guys aren't getting it, never mind.
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you're the lone woof itt rn
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A huge pet peeve of mine is when movies use makeup and prostheses to simulate shaved or bald heads instead of just really shaving the actor's head.
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Blender bottles. They own the market despite actually being totally shittily designed. They almost get a free pass due to the no questions asked free warranty lid replacement. But only almost.
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when people are crucified in movies and the nails are obviously all moving around and not really nailed in
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Puni ever watched any old WWII movies, like the Sands of Iwo Jima? The Japs would always fall down very gently. I remember one where a guy gets shot, sets down his rifle, then lays down dead. Actually pretty cute.
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Puni ever watched any old WWII movies, like the Sands of Iwo Jima? The Japs would always fall down very gently. I remember one where a guy gets shot, sets down his rifle, then lays down dead. Actually pretty cute.
This is probably more realistic than the modern movie trope of people getting blown away. If I got shot to death I would definitely just put myself to bed on the ground.
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This made me think of that moment when he shoots the lady in Django and she gets yanked off at like a perpendicular angle to his shot trajectory. I get so rough ridin' cheesed off at that. Almost ruins the movie.
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Pet peeve
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pet peeve: the guy who over stuffs the paper towel holder in the men's room so i can't pull out a single paper towel without having to rip out 100 of them
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This made me think of that moment when he shoots the lady in Django and she gets yanked off at like a perpendicular angle to his shot trajectory. I get so rough ridin' cheesed off at that. Almost ruins the movie.
that one was for laughs tho
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This made me think of that moment when he shoots the lady in Django and she gets yanked off at like a perpendicular angle to his shot trajectory. I get so rough ridin' cheesed off at that. Almost ruins the movie.
that one was for laughs tho
Was Quentin's cameo for laughs? Defend that! QT did to acting and screenwriting with that cameo what he did to physics with that doofy stunt. This has gone out of peeve territory and into white hot rage.
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Still a great movie though.
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This made me think of that moment when he shoots the lady in Django and she gets yanked off at like a perpendicular angle to his shot trajectory. I get so rough ridin' cheesed off at that. Almost ruins the movie.
that one was for laughs tho
Was Quentin's cameo for laughs? Defend that! QT did to acting and screenwriting with that cameo what he did to physics with that doofy stunt. This has gone out of peeve territory and into white hot rage.
his accent was v bad
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What peeves me the most about it is that he is actually a decent actor. It's like he was purposely trying to ruin his own movie.
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The voice over in hateful 8 is way worse. The Django cameo doesn't bother me one bit
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Puni has gone native fo sho!
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The Facebook thing where you write A small amount of text and it makes it into a huge image with a colored background
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The Facebook thing where you write A small amount of text and it makes it into a huge image with a colored background
LOL. The first time it happened I was like "What the hell is going on? I didn't do that."
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It does it without asking? I guess I don't post, but this knowledge might make me judge the posters less harshly.
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It does it without asking? I guess I don't post, but this knowledge might make me judge the posters less harshly.
Yes if your post is under a certain length it makes it bigger and a color. You can change to another color though.
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it makes any mundane sentence feel like a trump tweet
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It will be a long time before I can forgive sys for saying "irregardless"
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It will be a long time before I can forgive sys for saying "irregardless"
i will stop posting irregardless when they pry the keyboard from my cold dead hands.
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People that reply with a question that was clearly answered in the email.
One idiot is so bad at skimming that I forwarded the last email with 28 font and highlighted answers.
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In a commercial today, they said dvt blood clot and it pissed me off.
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When people post on Facebook, on their own status "Happy Birthday Mary" and they don't tag Mary or put it on her wall or anything. Like Mary is probably not even going to see that.
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happy bday mrs gooch
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happy bday mrs gooch
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When people post on Facebook, on their own status "Happy Birthday Mary" and they don't tag Mary or put it on her wall or anything. Like Mary is probably not even going to see that.
possible explanations:
1. MARY HAS BLOCKED YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID AND YOU CANT SEE HER PROFILE
2. MARY is a bible or otherwise historical character
3. RIP MARY :(
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Maybe Mary doesn't have Facebook but said person would feel bad if not openly saying HBD?
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4. MARY has blocked the poster, but the poster still remembers her birthday and wants to post about it no matter what
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5. this is a coded transmission to a sleeper agent
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5. this is a coded transmission to a sleeper agent
or deep cover asset
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i don't understand birthdays.
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what don't you understand? It's just our fictitious representation of how many times around the sun we have obtained. your birthday just signifies that you have completed that many "years"(revolutions) and are starting your age + 1 years of life. which is based on a fictitious way of counting our perceived time in this universe.
pretty simple really.
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My wife celebrates her birthday like 5 times over the course of 1.5 weeks every year. I don't get that.
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i get the part of how you count them to tell how old you are.
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what don't you understand? It's just our fictitious representation of how many times around the sun we have obtained. your birthday just signifies that you have completed that many "years"(revolutions) and are starting your age + 1 years of life. which is based on a fictitious way of counting our perceived time in this universe.
pretty simple really.
I don't understand why you chose to call the only quantitative thing about it fictitious. The representation is honest and the metric is measurable.
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what don't you understand? It's just our fictitious representation of how many times around the sun we have obtained. your birthday just signifies that you have completed that many "years"(revolutions) and are starting your age + 1 years of life. which is based on a fictitious way of counting our perceived time in this universe.
pretty simple really.
I don't understand why you chose to call the only quantitative thing about it fictitious. The representation is honest and the metric is measurable.
I was viewing it from the context of the universe. We are the only ones who can perceive it, so it is measurable from our point of view.
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I suppose we don't track the orbital periods of many planets outside our universe, why should I expect anyone outside our universe to track ours.
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do planets orbit if no one perceives them?
fiction for thought.
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well there has to be consciousness(or equivalent) present to acknowledge it, so like all great answers, it depends.
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consciousness is more likely to be fictional than birthdays in my estimation
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consciousness is infinitely more viable than the view of birthdays being in any way relevant. if the earths revolution was twice as fast or vice versa then i am way "older" or "younger" than I am right now. birthdays mean nothing other than our fictitious meaning for them.
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maybe tbt doesn't know what fictitious means? :dunno:
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you didn't say there were not relevant, you said they were a fictitious representation of how many times around the sun we have obtained ant that your birthday just signifies that you have completed that many "years"(revolutions) and are starting your age + 1 years of life and which is based on a fictitious way of counting our perceived time in this universe.
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maybe tbt doesn't know what fictitious means? :dunno:
fiction is a lie :surprised:
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you didn't say there were not relevant, you said they were a fictitious representation of how many times around the sun we have obtained ant that your birthday just signifies that you have completed that many "years"(revolutions) and are starting your age + 1 years of life and which is based on a fictitious way of counting our perceived time in this universe.
and then you said that consciousness is infinitely more viable than the view of birthdays being in any way relevant and that if the earths revolution was twice as fast or vice versa then you are way "older" or "younger" than you are right now and that birthdays mean nothing other than our fictitious meaning for them.
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my point was there is no such thing as time, it is relative in our understanding of it. we use our clock system based on oscillations of an atom, which is what we perceive but is not the governing essence of "time" in the universe.
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therefore, fictitious.
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you didn't say there were not relevant, you said they were a fictitious representation of how many times around the sun we have obtained ant that your birthday just signifies that you have completed that many "years"(revolutions) and are starting your age + 1 years of life and which is based on a fictitious way of counting our perceived time in this universe.
and then you said that consciousness is infinitely more viable than the view of birthdays being in any way relevant and that if the earths revolution was twice as fast or vice versa then you are way "older" or "younger" than you are right now and that birthdays mean nothing other than our fictitious meaning for them.
I present the above as quantitative evidence that consciousness is fiction
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if you tell me The Terminator is fiction, I just might become unglued.
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well we are all plugged into the matrix so sadly the terminator is fiction too :frown:
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I would say that time is a tool we created to measure change in a system, it is no more "fictitious" than a ruler or a scale.
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thats why I said that the answer depends.
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I watched the theory of everything and good will hunting last night.
I'll recuse myself from this debate prior to entering as I don't want to make anyone feel bad about themselves.
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pet peeve: typing the word "consciousness". what a rough rider
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pet peeve: the word "therefore" if you feel that writing or saying this word adds value, you are already mumped
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I was edit a technical document from a predecessor and I had to delete 12 therefores out of only like 4 pages.
I almost imploded
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there is one very specific grammatical exception to the ban on it's use, but I will refrain from sharing for fear of abuse.
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Puni how do you feel about the word "utilize"?
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Puni how do you feel about the word "utilize"?
17,500 scoville units
home grown jalapeno, sup habanero
I wouldn't use it and would always delete given the chance, but I woudn't force anyone to move their desk to the conference room over it.
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Puni how do you feel about the word "utilize"?
17,500 scoville units
home grown jalapeno, sup habanero
I wouldn't use it and would always delete given the chance, but I woudn't force anyone to move their desk to the conference room over it.
in the context of using it in place of "use" or a synonym. I do think utilize has a somewhat distinct meaning that is of use in certain technical forms. It's abuse rate is high, people think more syllables means more smarter.
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on second thought, utilize has no value. I was thinking of "utilization".
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I will listen to a podcast on this subject and let the liberal media tell me what to think
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on second thought, utilize has no value. I was thinking of "utilization".
this is a strange position, I revoke it and return to my original statement. I won't delete it so the weight of my past actions shames me into improvement.
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you've already come out against irregardless, puni, so you may as well end this charade.
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you've already come out against irregardless, puni, so you may as well end this charade.
irregardless is a hard line on the other side of which is 59 tomahawk missiles
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what if you said irrespective instead? try it.
doesn't it feel good?
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no. irrespective is a soft weaselly word for soft weaselly times. irregardless stands resolute, demanding attention and deference.
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what about "regardless"? give her a spin.
doesn't it feel nice? don't you feel powerful using a word that doesn't immediately double negative it's own self into oblivion?
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why would i use a word that demonstrates it's lack of regard only the once, when a powerful and melodic word stands at the ready, twice as lacking in regard?
i wouldn't, of course.
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irrespectlessness
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i don't know where to go from here
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Ir is Spanish for "to go"
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My wife celebrates her birthday like 5 times over the course of 1.5 weeks every year. I don't get that.
Mine too :frown:
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need more puni gets sake bombed and goes on grammar rants :love:
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Puni how do you feel about the word "utilize"?
17,500 scoville units
home grown jalapeno, sup habanero
I wouldn't use it and would always delete given the chance, but I woudn't force anyone to move their desk to the conference room over it.
:love:
And yes I was referring to "utilize" when "use" will work.
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Scammers that call me at work :angry:
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skin tags. cant you just pinch that crap off? I wage a vicious crusade against the tiniest hint of an ingrown hair, you can bet your pants I'm not leaving the house with a sea cucumber dangling from my eyelid.
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skin tags. cant you just pinch that crap off? I wage a vicious crusade against the tiniest hint of an ingrown hair, you can bet your pants I'm not leaving the house with a sea cucumber dangling from my eyelid.
slow death by dental floss
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Used to just cut them off with a scalpel. Had them for a year of so then I just stopped getting them.
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beholding instead of beholden.
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i've not heard that one, is it a hayseed thing?
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probably?
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I hate seeing a work phone that has voicemails on it and the red light is bright to let you know. Some of these monsters just listen to the voicemail through their computer and never delete them on their phone. So the red light stays on. OCD? :curse:
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That would piss me off too
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I hate seeing a work phone that has voicemails on it and the red light is bright to let you know. Some of these monsters just listen to the voicemail through their computer and never delete them on their phone. So the red light stays on. OCD? :curse:
When I listen to them on my computer, the red light goes off. Sounds like your company has IT issues.
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Wackycat08, I recently deleted a bunch of voice messages on phones in empty offices because it drove me nuts to see the blinking light when I walked past
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Interesting. I'll look into that, Saul.
Wackycat08, I recently deleted a bunch of voice messages on phones in empty offices because it drove me nuts to see the blinking light when I walked past
You're a goddamn hero and I mean that 100%!
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I hate seeing a work phone that has voicemails on it and the red light is bright to let you know. Some of these monsters just listen to the voicemail through their computer and never delete them on their phone. So the red light stays on. OCD? :curse:
When I listen to them on my computer, the red light goes off. Sounds like your company has IT issues.
this
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I don't know how to get them on my computer :frown:
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if your it doesn't lick ballsacks and taints they come through as emails with an attachment and drop off your phone once outlook has marked it read
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We have one of those group mailboxes at the end of the cul-de-sac with a few package lockers where the leave the key for you if you have a package. Well the key is labeled "1P" but the corresponding locker is label "P1". WTF!? :curse:
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At my last job I literally deleted hundreds of voicemails with out listening to them. *76*76*76 all damn day.
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We have one of those group mailboxes at the end of the cul-de-sac with a few package lockers where the leave the key for you if you have a package. Well the key is labeled "1P" but the corresponding locker is label "P1". WTF!? :curse:
You live among a sadist
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Is there a good reason restaurants leave the tail on shrimp in hot dishes?
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When on a summer's eve the sun dips below the trees, and I'm on my deck enjoying a peaceful evening. And then just as I crack a beer my neighbor rip starts his rough ridin' lawnmower.
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Infuriating Emo :(
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what kind of beer emo?
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Watching a movie and some jackass keeps jumping the punchline. [redacted] nearly ruined gotg2 for me.
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It was a Boulie Kolsch or something like that. A forgotten soldier abandoned by my SIL's husband in my fridge.
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That's another pet peeve of mine: when ppl leave booze at my house.
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you're a weird cat, emo
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he ain't taking no rough ridin' commie handout 'bias
(btw, i'm on my way to party in lenexa, emo :party: )
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People who chew gum has probably already been mentioned itt, but, people who chew gum look and smell like idiots
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people who tell you to get off your phone and enjoy your company when they have obviously been staring at you long enough to make it impossible for them to enjoy their company.
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Tobs here is my logic:
1) Booze can't be wasted
2). Therefore I must drink
And I don't really enjoy drinking that much.
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If you want to assault me leave wine coolers in my house. I will drink them and hate you.
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i've begun planning on a slow, elaborate icing of emo
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People who chew gum has probably already been mentioned itt, but, people who chew gum look and smell like idiots
Gum is awesome
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If you want to assault me leave wine coolers in my house. I will drink them and hate you.
You are going to be extremely pissed when a full case of wine coolers shows up on your porch.
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People who chew gum has probably already been mentioned itt, but, people who chew gum look and smell like idiots
My former coworker inspired the first post of this thread.
Gum poppers
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So over the weekend I ordered some seat covers for the second row of my whip since that's where the dog chills. Anyway I order them off a large auto accessory website and everything is cool. Yesterday and today I get a voice mail from them asking me to call them back for order confirmation. Wtf is this bullshit? I confirmed the order when I rough ridin' paid for it (which has already been taken out of my account), just send the motherfuckers
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well, do i have some good news for you me hermano
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Why would a person refer to himself (singular) as "we" in Facebook posts?
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Why would a person refer to himself (singular) as "we" in Facebook posts?
not sure, me hermano
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Clams spelling it me instead of mi. Gerrr
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people speaking spanish in America, this is America by God!
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When it is Friday and your boss is gone, so you are going to leave a little early....and then right before you leave he calls and gives you a task to do.
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is it IT-related?
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The word "idyllic"
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When some freak manufactured the straw opening on your drink super tight and it breaks or punctures your straw and you are sucking air instead of iced americano
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When people drink iced americanos through a straw.
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fb/ig posts that start with "not a bad..." then something like "way to start a long weekend" or "view" and it's always a picture of legs with a beach in the background or some such thing
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When people drink iced americanos through a straw.
You're a weird cat, Emo
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True dat.
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fb/ig posts that start with "not a bad..." then something like "way to start a long weekend" or "view" and it's always a picture of legs with a beach in the background or some such thing
Yes, please.
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fb/ig posts that start with "not a bad..." then something like "way to start a long weekend" or "view" and it's always a picture of legs with a beach in the background or some such thing
Yes, please.
So #blessed.
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When someone begins to quote the Bible with the word "And."
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like "and god gave moses a boat full of animals"?
like "and thusly jesus did transform thine liquid water into cab sav"?
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weird peeve, seems like a great format for quoting hot bible action
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"and twins"
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"and twins"
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weird peeve, seems like a great format for quoting hot bible action
Yea
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like "and god gave moses a boat full of animals"?
like "and thusly jesus did transform thine liquid water into cab sav"?
Yes. Like it doesn't bother me if the stuff before it is read so there is context to the and. But just starting out with and? No. Aggravating. I'm left wondering what was before to necessitate the and.
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emo's brain is a series of straight hallways intersecting at right angles
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Every time we talk about a past or future work trip to the University of Pitt, my coworker calls is Pitt State and has labeled our university of Pitt leads in the system as :pittstatetrip:. Makes me want to lose my goddamn mind.
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If I ever see Emo IRL I'm going to quote Genesis 1:1 and add in an and. "And in the beginning...."
He'll be wondering what was right before it! :lol:
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Now that would be infuriating. Worthy of condemnation.
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So my office has only had like 6-7 people for the last year+ but recently a bunch of people transferred to the kc office so now we have 13 and the fridge ice maker is always out of ice now. Starting to get pretty peeved.
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People who make a phone call immediately when entering a car.
looking at you Mrs. SF :shakesfist:
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People who make a phone call immediately when entering a car.
looking at you Mrs. SF :shakesfist:
Well, it's easier for me to talk on my trucks bluetooth system than walking/usually carrying 6 things.
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People quote bible verses, emo. If the ands weren't at the beginning, they would be at the end and that would be even worse.
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Bars or restaurants that do not include sales tax in their drink prices.
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When people post links with all the social media referral garbage in the URL
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People who make a phone call immediately when entering a car.
looking at you Mrs. SF :shakesfist:
Well, it's easier for me to talk on my trucks bluetooth system than walking/usually carrying 6 things.
But you are going to be home in 7 minutes sweetie, i'll talk to you then maybe.
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Filling my kids Pez dispensers make me rage.
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Having to get off the lawnmower to move something I can't just run over.
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How crap always breaks at the most inopportune times.
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Filling my kids Pez dispensers make me rage.
i don't know the backstory on this one
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If your kid is old enough to work a pez dispenser and not choke to death I would think they would be smart enough to refill it too.
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If your kid is old enough to work a pez dispenser and not choke to death I would think they would be smart enough to refill it too.
Sorry I don't have genius kids that can put multiple tiny candies in a tiny slot and keep them from getting sideways and then having to start over because one got sideways and you can't pull one out without pulling at at least half of them that are not sideways.
Just eat the rough ridin' candy! Having it come out of superman's mouth makes no rough ridin' difference!!!
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Pez was invented by the NRA to indoctrinate children into loading magazines
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Who purchased the pez dispensers to start with?
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when people incorrectly use "top line" and ""below the line" revenue
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When people post pictures that are not level when they should be level.
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Probably doesn't count as a pet peeve but damnit the bowls and plates we got for our wedding microwave like crap. Or really well I guess. Basically the bowls get hot AF but the food stays cold.
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maybe the problem is your microwave
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You shouldn't microwave plastic plates
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live podcasts as spectator events
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When you are so busy working at work that you have to poop during your lunch break :curse:
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Superman. Too powerful.
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Email replies thanking me for replying to their email. I get enough rough ridin' emails.
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Excel default opening files into the one window. It's absolute nonsense.
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When people trim their eyebrows but miss one and it sticks like 12 feet out from their head and you see it everyday.
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When you itend to get a hot can of coffee from the vending machine and accidentally get a cold one :curse:
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And vice versa :curse:
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Compliments. I hate them, mind your own business.
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Strangers wanting to talk to me about my beard. This is when I know it's time is up.
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Wait, wtf is a can of coffee.
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"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
Wtf?
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"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
Wtf?
You'd never enjoy farmhouse then
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Not that kind of menu
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Excel default opening files into the one window. It's absolute nonsense.
This. So much this!
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Not that kind of menu
Lol
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"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
Wtf?
You'd never enjoy farmhouse then
omg :lol:
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When people use the word "anymore" when what they really mean is "any more".
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When people use the word "anymore" when what they really mean is "any more".
I'm hoping this was from an email or something
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Putting a period after every word in a sentence in an attempt at dramatic emphasis has got to be stopped
I mean
https://twitter.com/nate_bukaty/status/880256525058666497
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I'm sure we've discussed before, but the inappropriate use of the word "literally."
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Putting a period after every word in a sentence in an attempt at dramatic emphasis has got to be stopped
I mean
https://twitter.com/nate_bukaty/status/880256525058666497
what about seperating with hand clapping?
https://twitter.com/tbel_janitor/status/880241833758142464
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These Facebook posts that are a video, but it's just like a 30 second long video of the same picture. Why not just have a picture instead of a video?
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animals with crap in their fur.
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Olds who have their ringer up on their phone and get a call but are too old to hear it so it just rings for like a long time
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guy in the office that says "hi how are you" without leaving the respondent any time to answer back on the phone
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Olds who have their ringer up on their phone and get a call but are too old to hear it so it just rings for like a long time
I'd say anyone that has their phone set to ring.. Put that crap on vibrate
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the woman at the store who walk out of an aisle with their cart straight into the main aisle without consideration for traffic walking in the main aisle. which is all of them. idiots.
did i make myself clear with the descripto?
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yes, awful
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I just run into them.
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40+ yr old women at the store are easily the most inconsiderate people on earth
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40+ yr old women at the store are easily the most inconsiderate people on earth
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I don't go from 0-100 mad very often but I parked by myself in an empty parking lot and I come back and someone has parked super close to me while the parking lot is still rough ridin' empty. I was extremely close to keying that persons car.
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I don't go from 0-100 mad very often but I parked by myself in an empty parking lot and I come back and someone has parked super close to me while the parking lot is still rough ridin' empty. I was extremely close to keying that persons car.
i would spit on their drivers window. harmless but makes me feel better
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Both psycho tendencies. Be careful you guys.
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Says a guy who's triggered mad daily about a KSU sports blog
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:confused: Just giving friendly advice, friend. Keying/spitting on a car is a weird IRL trigger. Have a good night. :cheers:
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tbt should have called his father-in-law to handle it
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Guess your "friendly" bud isn't working tonight. :frown: Maybe spit on it? :dunno:
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Gym tip guy.
Eff off.
I didn't ask.
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40+ yr old women at the store are easily the most inconsiderate people on earth
some time after 50 or so suburban women seem to lose all awareness of what is happening around them - my favorite is when they spend 10 minutes talking with lunch companions while standing in the door way of a busy restraunt as dozens of people try to get in and out of the building
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Have had it happen with older men as well. I usually bump them with the door or hockey check. I'm so alpha.
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those are why I try at all costs to avoid the grocery store. love when those assholes put there cart in the middle of the aisle so you can't go around them on either side. move your ass people
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sell vs. sale makes me want to murder people.
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sell vs. sale makes me want to murder people.
certain people are totally blind to the difference. its possible genetic?
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Sell vs sale is very common in the Kansas dialect
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garage sell, sell barn, sell at the mall, half-price firework sell.
it's genetic, like puni said. there's no curing it either.
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V similar to the Kansas hill vs heel debacle
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Y'all ain't got nuttin on these hillbillies.
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garage sell, sell barn, sell at the mall, half-price firework sell.
it's genetic, like puni said. there's no curing it either.
it's like Japanese people trying to deal with our R's and L's
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"no worries"
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Guilty :frown:
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Guilty :frown:
eh no worries
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all in on no worries. (saying, not peeving)
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@clams thoughts on "no troubles"?
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i've never heard of that before but if people said it the same way they say, "no worries" then :flush:
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"no problem"?
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Guilty :frown:
same
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I usually just say no biggie or no big deal :dunno:
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biggie
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that's why they call your mom biggie smalls
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it's 2017 and I have to get in an argument about double spacing after periods
there is no hope for our species
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it's 2017 and I have to get in an argument about double spacing after periods
i used to have very strong feelings on this topic; however, my surety has faded.
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screen shots of your dumb phone weather app. oh wow its hot amazing man let me call the news
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and it's not going away
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#humblebrags are starting to become a bit much these days.
Mocat and phil's posting in the KC thread.
Waldo
House hunting. We just started this process and I mean, man. What a journey.
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????
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People posting in code.
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Waldo is your pet peeve? :frown:
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Waldo is your pet peeve? :frown:
You're the best part about it. And I never see you. :frown:
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Maybe move to Olathe and don't read the KC thread? idk
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i don't think you can call an entire neighborhood a pet peeve. its more like "when Carol in shipping/receiving leaves the half and half out on the counter in the break room"
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Maybe move to Olathe and don't read the KC thread? idk
:thumbs: Already a step ahead of ya. You two have made it unreadable. :thumbs:
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i don't think you can call an entire neighborhood a pet peeve. its more like "when Carol in shipping/receiving leaves the half and half out on the counter in the break room"
Fair. Have you noticed how bad of drivers there are in the area? Is this a real thing or do I just envision myself as an easy target with my new car?
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Maybe move to Olathe and don't read the KC thread? idk
:thumbs: Already a step ahead of ya. You two have made it unreadable. :thumbs:
I thought it was clams and Phil that were always dax-edn'n it up :confused:
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You chodecat up a lot of threads. It's hard to keep track of these days.
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i don't think you can call an entire neighborhood a pet peeve. its more like "when Carol in shipping/receiving leaves the half and half out on the counter in the break room"
Fair. Have you noticed how bad of drivers there are in the area? Is this a real thing or do I just envision myself as an easy target with my new car?
i have not noticed any real difference from Waldo drivers to anywhere else in kc
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no probs in my lambo
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Never felt like a target in my range
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I mean its not like I cross Gregory heading south and all of the sudden its Mad Max out there.
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Speaking of pet peeves. Brookside drive by KC Bier is a giant crap show after 5 PM. They double park on the sides and make it hard for traffic. There's been several complaints and a petition and still nothing. I saw a guy get hit on his bike because of it. It's going to kill someone. :frown:
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I mean its not like I cross Gregory heading south and all of the sudden its Mad Max out there.
Anything east of Wornall and 75th street is a death trap.
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spelling beer bier is one for me
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spelling beer bier is one for me
Take it up with the Germans. :curse:
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Cf3 is very xenophobic
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I mean its not like I cross Gregory heading south and all of the sudden its Mad Max out there.
Anything east of Wornall and 75th street is a death trap.
Amazing
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Totes.
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I don't get why there is street parking on 75th in front of Chipotle/summit grill. There is plenty of side street and lot parking, those 10 spots that drop each direction down to one lane are ridiculous imo
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True. We did Summit last Saturday tho and we had to park in the boonies. It was crazy. That lil lot doesn't help a lot sometimes.
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True. We did Summit last Saturday tho and we had to park in the boonies. It was crazy. That lil lot doesn't help a lot sometimes.
Walk.
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$5 Uber
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True. We did Summit last Saturday tho and we had to park in the boonies. It was crazy. That lil lot doesn't help a lot sometimes.
Walk.
We thought we were doing Jacobsons, because Mrs. Wacky wanted bottomless mimosas, but then changed her mind mid drive, or else we would have. :thumbs: Great suggestion!
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Also, have done the $5 uber over there before. :thumbs: We always giggle in the car about it. :Keke:
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True. We did Summit last Saturday tho and we had to park in the boonies. It was crazy. That lil lot doesn't help a lot sometimes.
Walk.
We thought we were doing Jacobsons, because Mrs. Wacky wanted bottomless mimosas, but then changed her mind mid drive, or else we would have. :thumbs: Great suggestion!
I got blasted at Jacobson last Saturday brunch. Missed connections.
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That was kinda our plan. We decided if we were going to do that, to stay close to home and leave our car there. Ran into my guncles and it turned into an all day pak. It was great.
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please tell me those mimosas came out of HER fun money
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:lol: Joint account. :cheers:
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What is a guncle
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Gay uncles.
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G-uncle. Part of 50 cents crew
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do you call the uncle who common shot Shuncle?
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Cuncle
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D(ead)uncle
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do you call the uncle who common shot Shuncle?
RIPuncle
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Guys, guncles is the new hip and trendy way of saying I have two uncles that just happen to be partners and they're totally awesome. All the cool kids are using it these days.
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D(ead)uncle
The best bier offered by kc bier company!
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i can not abide you mutants kcing up the pet peeves thread. god good
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major pet peeves:
getting a thank you email for sending an email. I get enough rough ridin' emails every day
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major pet peeves:
getting a thank you email for sending an email. I get enough rough ridin' emails every day
Thanks for sharing!
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i cannot wait until the non-threatening whistle & mandolin music in commercials is finally put to rest
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the word "American" in the title of a movie/tv show when it has clearly been put there only because the producers could not think of a title, so they just made it
"American + <word(s) that describes the genre>"
american horror story
american crime
american gangster
american psycho
american sniper
american assassin
the american part does not mean anything at all. they just want to put the other word(s) in your head so you know what genre the movie is, but you can't just call a move "gangster" so they add "american" in front of it and boom done. drives me nuts.
note: this does NOT apply to titles where "american" is necessary:
american pie
american history x
american beauty
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American psycho is a commentary on the materialism of the 1980's in America
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American Psycho is one of my favorite dark comedies.
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American psycho is a commentary on the materialism of the 1980's in America
i'll allow it
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american sniper is about a sniper who is american
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american sniper is about a sniper who is american
the american part is irrelevant
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Not really, it's (based on) a true story of the most deadly American sniper
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american sniper is about a sniper who is american
the american part is irrelevant
Necessary tho. There was already a terrible Tom Berringer movie titled Sniper. Then they spun it off into 50 bagillion Sniper ______.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108171/
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did you guys see the movie french sniper? me neither
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:lol:
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It's the movie title version of Artisan
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ned's most recent clear oakley shooting glasses
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those look perfect on Ned
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take it up with oakley for producing a product that completely smashes the bulls eye of their target demo
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They suit Ned well
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When someone has a runny nose or whatever causes that nose noise where you're sucking snot/phlegm/gross back into your throat and swallowing it. The sounds are gross and all of the loud throat clearing. This same guy makes these sounds during his lunch break. It drives me up the wall.
Blow your rough ridin' nose and spit that crap out of your throat. My God!
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Tell him to go see an allergy doctor.
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When people refer to Joffrey as Jeffery.
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pop ups
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Having to disable pop up blocker for something I want to load.
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Being at work
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Mentoring new ppl at work. Especially on Mondays.
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Imagine having wackycat08 as a mentor tho, I bet that's p fun
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;)
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Imagine having wackycat08 as a mentor tho, I bet that's p fun
except probably on thursdays
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"miss your face"
People say that to each other on facebook.
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finding a typo in a post you made months or years ago
is it ethical to make a correction?
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when you are putting your feet into your underwear at the gym and your toe gets caught in the fabric instead of making it through the leg hole and your rip your underwear in half.
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:lol:
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I get so peeved every time :curse:
also typo :curse:
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Maybe don't rush to get dressed, friend? Be confident in your bod and take your time. You are beautiful.
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When someone has a runny nose or whatever causes that nose noise where you're sucking snot/phlegm/gross back into your throat and swallowing it. The sounds are gross and all of the loud throat clearing. This same guy makes these sounds during his lunch break. It drives me up the wall.
Blow your rough ridin' nose and spit that crap out of your throat. My God!
Worse is when you see them swallow it.
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Maybe don't rush to get dressed, friend? Be confident in your bod and take your time. You are beautiful.
i'm in a hurry to get dressed and get to work before i'm noticeably late. every second i spend slowly putting my underwear on is a second i could be beefin out or showering or working.
i get get my naked dude relaxing spa time at the onsen.
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You need to get some higher quality underwear. When I do this, it makes me trip and fall not tear the underwear.
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People on their way to the gym who stand on the escalator instead of walking. It's like, is there a very specific number of calories you're trying to burn here?
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People on their way to the gym who stand on the escalator instead of walking. It's like, is there a very specific number of calories you're trying to burn here?
where do you encounter this?
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You need to get some higher quality underwear. When I do this, it makes me trip and fall not tear the underwear.
I guess considering this, ripping my undies in half is the best case scenario. JUST ONE TIME I allowed my bare foot skin to touch the locker room floor and I instantly got a plantar wart to battle for the next year.
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People on their way to the gym who stand on the escalator instead of walking. It's like, is there a very specific number of calories you're trying to burn here?
Haha
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People on their way to the gym who stand on the escalator instead of walking. It's like, is there a very specific number of calories you're trying to burn here?
where do you encounter this?
There is a gym in the building that I work (second floor) and I walk by it to and from my office every day.
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These posts on FB that say, "if you named your dog/child after the last thing you ate, what would it be?" And then you just see people commenting the last thing they ate.
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You need to get some higher quality underwear. When I do this, it makes me trip and fall not tear the underwear.
I guess considering this, ripping my undies in half is the best case scenario. JUST ONE TIME I allowed my bare foot skin to touch the locker room floor and I instantly got a plantar wart to battle for the next year.
Go Commando. Free-ballin' is where it's at.
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Neighbors who can't make it from their drive way to the street without ruining the flower bed wall. Three times this summer.
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that's a legitimate reason to be angry, Tom
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i don't like the term "hot mess" <----it's a pet peeve of mine
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tom your neighbor seems like a hot mess express coming through
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i don't like the term "hot mess" <----it's a pet peeve of mine
"Party foul" pets my peeve
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i don't like the term "hot mess" <----it's a pet peeve of mine
Horrible phrase
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People who don't answer text messages. I am not talking about people who take a few hours to answer. I am talking about a person who I have sent several texts to since Sept 5 and gotten no response. And I know this person gets my texts and knows how to respond because I have talked to her on the phone during that time.
I don't have time to call and have a conversation when all I want to do is confirm a date about a topic that we already had a full conversion.
Just because you have some weirdo aversion to technology. Get over it!
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Ask gooch to turn on his phone
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People who don't answer text messages. I am not talking about people who take a few hours to answer. I am talking about a person who I have sent several texts to since Sept 5 and gotten no response. And I know this person gets my texts and knows how to respond because I have talked to her on the phone during that time.
I don't have time to call and have a conversation when all I want to do is confirm a date about a topic that we already had a full conversion.
Just because you have some weirdo aversion to technology. Get over it!
I hope she responds with K so you get even more fired up
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Chingon starting a thread which is basically the pet peeves thread.
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Ching of starting a thread which is basically the pet peeves thread.
Yoga did this after I created the FRIDAY!!! thread and made some weekend thread a few weekends ago. Totally lame. :frown:
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people at work who instant message you saying "hey, have a question for you" and then won't ask the question until you respond to them. just ask the effing question already, i don't need to say, "hey, how are you, what can i help you with". they can tell i'm available ask the damn question smh.
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Putting a period after every word in a sentence in an attempt at dramatic emphasis has got to be stopped
this thing seems to have really taken off lately. it's so awful :Yuck:
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Putting a period after every word in a sentence in an attempt at dramatic emphasis has got to be stopped
this thing seems to have really taken off lately. it's so awful :Yuck:
I. Do. Not. Like. This. Either.
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Putting a period after every word in a sentence in an attempt at dramatic emphasis has got to be stopped
this thing seems to have really taken off lately. it's so awful :Yuck:
I. Do. Not. Like. This. Either.
I! AGREE! COMPLETELY!
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Viral videos circulating on FB where the description contains 4-6 crying-laughing emojis.
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people at work who instant message you saying "hey, have a question for you" and then won't ask the question until you respond to them. just ask the effing question already, i don't need to say, "hey, how are you, what can i help you with". they can tell i'm available ask the damn question smh.
I have a similar experience when getting IMs from offshore associates. Kind of adorable but also annoying sometimes:
hi Brock
Hello
how are you today
I'm fine thanks.
I need to ask one query
Sure go ahead
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Broadcasters thinking our 3rd string Hunt is the same as Kareem :curse:
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guys at pickup games that say "and 1" for a foul when they weren't even shooting or long after they missed. It's only mildly annoying if you're in the act of shooting and it's not clear if you'll make or miss.
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Mid shot is where that belongs. Otherwise just call for a foul.
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Mid shot is where that belongs. Otherwise just call for a foul.
disagree, best to call and 1 at the most odd times. trouble getting the ball in bounds? and 1
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Heh
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"gently used"
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Mid shot is where that belongs. Otherwise just call for a foul.
Even then, who shoots free throws in a pickup game?
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Mid shot is where that belongs. Otherwise just call for a foul.
Even then, who shoots free throws in a pickup game?
No one...but possession resets. Take it up top.
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My coworker sits across from me and yells on the phone when he gets excited, when thinks things are going well with the candidate. He then stands up and starts walking around and it gets worse. He's a baby new grad, so I get it, but he has no consideration for his surroundings.
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Mid shot is where that belongs. Otherwise just call for a foul.
Even then, who shoots free throws in a pickup game?
No one...but possession resets. Take it up top.
Bingo
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Slurpers. Christ sakes ppl, is it really that hard to drink your coffee without your coworkers thinking a space ship is launching?
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Good thing you aren't planning your staycation in Asia
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In order of peeviness:
Slobs.
People who are on their I-phone all the time.
Mangling of the English language.
People who won't get to the point.
People who talk all the rough ridin' time.
People.
:buh-bye:
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Good thing you aren't planning your staycation in Asia
Haha. So true.
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My coworker sits across from me and yells on the phone when he gets excited, when thinks things are going well with the candidate. He then stands up and starts walking around and it gets worse. He's a baby new grad, so I get it, but he has no consideration for his surroundings.
think he's trying to alpha you
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Music snobs
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My coworker sits across from me and yells on the phone when he gets excited, when thinks things are going well with the candidate. He then stands up and starts walking around and it gets worse. He's a baby new grad, so I get it, but he has no consideration for his surroundings.
think he's trying to alpha you
He's failing. :eye: He might be young and good looking, but he doesn't have these numbers!
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pyrex lids with more than one part
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Change pockets. Wtf most useless waste. No human even baby has fingers so small and dextrous as to retrieve yennies from in there. And don't get me started on when you accidentally put your keys in there and think you lost them and can't get them out
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That's a watch pocket. Why are you putting change in there?
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“hi, i’m (insert early 30’s guy who hasn’t shaven for 2 days), and this is (his somewhat cleaner looking business partner)”
they’re standing in a loft type business office environment, lots of exposed brick
“and we were sick of (insert some completely inane thing and completely inane reason) and decided to reinvent the (completely inane thing)”
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“hi, i’m (insert early 30’s guy who hasn’t shaven for 2 days), and this is (his somewhat cleaner looking business partner)”
they’re standing in a loft type business office environment, lots of exposed brick
“and we were sick of (insert some completely inane thing and completely inane reason) and decided to reinvent the (completely inane thing)”
Their company is then named something & something
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Those goddamn dealdash.com commercials.
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“hi, i’m (insert early 30’s guy who hasn’t shaven for 2 days), and this is (his somewhat cleaner looking business partner)”
they’re standing in a loft type business office environment, lots of exposed brick
“and we were sick of (insert some completely inane thing and completely inane reason) and decided to reinvent the (completely inane thing)”
Their company is then named something & something
Ooohhh yes, nice tie-in
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People that say "acrossed" or "acrosst" (not sure on proper spelling): tf is wrong with you?
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“hi, i’m (insert early 30’s guy who hasn’t shaven for 2 days), and this is (his somewhat cleaner looking business partner)”
they’re standing in a loft type business office environment, lots of exposed brick
“and we were sick of (insert some completely inane thing and completely inane reason) and decided to reinvent the (completely inane thing)”
Their company is then named something & something
Ooohhh yes, nice tie-in
I think they're named "Somethingly" or a name without vowels
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I'm sure this has already been said, but I want to punch a kitten when people type/write 'loose' when they mean 'lose'. How effing difficult is this?! :bang:
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when someone seppukus in front of the last train 3 stops from your home station and you wait for an hour and then decide to take a cab and then the cab driver wont drive you all the way home but only to your home station because they are trying to drive every person off two trains and then as soon as you pay the cab driver the train you were on pulls up
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Don't they have a forest for that kind of thing? What a selfish seppuku'r
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yeah train seppuku'rs are the worst. inconveniencing thousands of people just because of total despair and maybe overdue taxes?
very selfish
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Boss probably didn't give them enough work :rolleyes:
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that form of power harassment is obviously a problem, if i had to watch a powerpoint.
January is a suicide spike time apparently because taxes are due.
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Apparently the traditional sword method is too old school for these youngsters
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Someone jumped in front of a train in Chicago this morning and screwed everyone's commute up. Selfish $!#* couldn't even wait until like 11am
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i did not realize this happened that often
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Not much of an issue where I live, but taxes are probably quite a bit lower.
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i did not realize this happened that often
About 30 in Chicago area last year. Mostly on the Metra commuter trains that serve the suburbs (ground level crossings), but some on the CTA too.
https://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/cta-suicide/Content?oid=36522172
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well holy crap! that is a lot of traumatized people
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preschools that aren't full-day
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i did not realize this happened that often
About 30 in Chicago area last year. Mostly on the Metra commuter trains that serve the suburbs (ground level crossings), but some on the CTA too.
https://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/cta-suicide/Content?oid=36522172
Sons of bitches don’t even have the common decency to step in front of freight trains.
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when someone shares a memory on facebook and that memory is a generic meme
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facebook
fixed your post
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facebook
fixed your post
well yeah
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Going back to work after a long weekend :users:
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Assuming this has been covered, but.. Rude ass people trying to get on an elevator when it's your floor to get off. How hard is it stand out of the way and let people exit the elevator before trying to get in or being close enough to block people getting out.
Seems to be happening all the time at my complex and work office lately. Or I'm just old and grouchy these days and notice it more.
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When people refer to a kid as Kiddo, as if it is a proper name. Like "Kiddo wants to go to McDonald's."
I don't mind as much when they use the word kiddo instead of kid, not as a proper name.
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A major league baseball team having a vegan night
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When people from the seats behind you on the plane push their way ahead of you when the plane lands. How much time does that actually save, and are you aware that other people on the plane have to catch a connecting flight?
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When people from the seats behind you on the plane push their way ahead of you when the plane lands. How much time does that actually save, and are you aware that other people on the plane have to catch a connecting flight?
Elbow to their ribs
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not really a pet peeve, the look stupid enough that I feel sorry for them. as does the rest of the plane
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calling a meeting a "huddle"
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how in the rough ridin' world -1 x -1 = +1
whoever invented that crap was on some #drugs. i'm not saying it's not true but good grief
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-1 is a human construct bro
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how in the rough ridin' world -1 x -1 = +1
whoever invented that crap was on some #drugs. i'm not saying it's not true but good grief
That's not even as crazy as when you start taking the square root of negative numbers.
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here's a negative thing. add it to another negative thing. and now you have more negative things.
here's a negative thing. multiply it by another negative thing. and now you have a positive thing.
gmafb i'm so peeved right now, whatever
how in the rough ridin' world -1 x -1 = +1
whoever invented that crap was on some #drugs. i'm not saying it's not true but good grief
That's not even as crazy as when you start taking the square root of negative numbers.
some square roots really piss me off, others don't. pretty tough situ to explain.
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if you took two ku football programs and multiplied them, would they be good?
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Zero times zero is zero bro
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When I occasionally want to inconspicuously print something at work for personal use and people printing work related stuff are hogging up the printer. Why are they even printing so much crap for work anyway? Aren't we supposed to be paperless?
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when people pull an entire car's length past their stop sign before stopping
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Loud ass rough ridin' talkers on early flights before 7 am. Wtf are you even doing? I know you just befriended someone that is just being nice and entertaining your conversation, but white trash person, this isn't acceptable dialogue.
WT: "Omg! I love chicken! How much do you love chicken? Isn't it the best?"
Very nice African American lady entertaining the WT lady: "I'm actually a vegetarian". :lol:
This IRL happened at about 6 am up in the air to DC last week.
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i need to take a right turn so let me first cut into the left lane
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i need to take a right turn so let me first cut into the left lane
One of mine, too. Bro in a Carolla actin like he drivin a big rig. Wtf.
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When I occasionally want to inconspicuously print something at work for personal use and people printing work related stuff are hogging up the printer. Why are they even printing so much crap for work anyway? Aren't we supposed to be paperless?
Secure print with Xerox has allowed me to time these better.
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When I occasionally want to inconspicuously print something at work for personal use and people printing work related stuff are hogging up the printer. Why are they even printing so much crap for work anyway? Aren't we supposed to be paperless?
Secure print with Xerox has allowed me to time these better.
We have follow you printing where you can send as much crap to the printer as you want but it won't print until you walk up to the printer and swipe your id badge and tell it to print. Pretty great technolg right there.
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What kind of downgrades don't have their own printer?
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Lol what a weird thing to try to fanningbrag about. Hey guys I have my own HP Inkjet!
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Yeah, pretty dumb.
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I went to print something this morning for the first time in weeks and apparently we haven't even had paper for a few days and no one had told the office manager person.
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I went to print something this morning for the first time in weeks and apparently we haven't even had paper for a few days and no one had told the office manager person.
my office manager like, hates it when you ask her to order office supplies. Gets really snippy, like she's above it or we're implying she isn't doing her job right or something. One time we were completely out of paper and someone was like, "I'll just run down to office depot and get some" and she was PIIIIIIIISSSED.
A pet peeve of mine!
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I'm at a satellite office so we don't have anyone here that actually deals with that stuff. We just have a guy that goes to the home office once a week anyway and picks up stuff while there (if someone informs him).
There are also no women in this office so the women's bathroom has kind of been unspokenly decided to be the pooping bathroom.
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None of this is a peeve tho, let alone a pet peeve so maybe some modding is required
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There are also no women in this office so the women's bathroom has kind of been unspokenly decided to be the pooping bathroom.
having one bathroom for defecating and one for urinating seems like a better way of using two bathrooms than having one multipurpose bathroom for each sex, even when both sexes are represented.
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there are like 5 or 6 people using the printer on my floor and we probably refill the paper once or twice a day
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The only time I use a printer these days are for bonus and expense reports. Other than that, maybe some personal stuff. I don't even know what really needs to be printed anymore unless something needs signed off on.
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I currently want to punch this person in the office that is the loudest bubble gum popper in the world. It is now a pet peeve that may haunt me the rest of my life.
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Gum poppers
That's what started this thread, bud. It's the worst!
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I currently want to punch this person in the office that is the loudest bubble gum popper in the world. It is now a pet peeve that may haunt me the rest of my life.
Man that is unacceptable at work. Just loudly ask them "Hey is that gum good? It sure sounds like it!!"
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or just say shut the eff up with the gum over there
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when people say "it is what it is"
the letter W - i could go on and on. it's the only letter that has three syllables. why is it called "double u", something that describes the shape? that's like calling the letter B "double D". and it looks like two v's, not two u's. dumbest letter ever.
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Mrs wacky just expressed a pet peeve of hers that she's hidden inside for 6 years now. We were out having lunch on Saturday and when the waiter came back to check on us and how the food was I said: "It's a great! (while doing this) :thumbsup:". Apparently I do this all the time when wait staff comes to check on us. I also tell them how great they are and apparently when I finish my plate real fast, I say this a lot when they ask how it was: "Just awful. Can't you tell? ;)". Apparently being a server in the past has made me way over the top nice to the waiting staff and annoying.
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you wink at people and talk in a cartoony italian accent?
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:lol:
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Siding w/ Mrs wackycat08 on this one. Would be super embarrassing to go to restaurants with a person who does that
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I don't even recognize I do it. I'm just a energetic guy and if i'm with some asshat that ignores the server when they ask a question, I feel I need to make up for it.
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Siding w/ Mrs wackycat08 on this one. Would be super embarrassing to go to restaurants with a person who does that
when i read the beginning of wack's post i was getting ready to roll my eyes at mrs wackycat, WHAT A TWIST!
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Your wife ignores the server? That's pretty gross too
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Siding w/ Mrs wackycat08 on this one. Would be super embarrassing to go to restaurants with a person who does that
when i read the beginning of wack's post i was getting ready to roll my eyes at mrs wackycat, WHAT A TWIST!
ME TOO, I was 100 percent wackycat08 in the first sentence.
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Not really, but I like to hear "thank you's". It's more when i'm out with bigger groups or the in laws. My father in law can be a lot at times. He means well.
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You guys should just really focus on the first sentence anyways. That's what I came here for. The rest is just self evaluation. You should see her impersonation of when I do it. :frown: She makes it look like this.
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Mrs wacky just expressed a pet peeve of hers that she's hidden inside for 6 years now. We were out having lunch on Saturday and when the waiter came back to check on us and how the food was I said: "It's a great! (while doing this) :thumbsup:". Apparently I do this all the time when wait staff comes to check on us. I also tell them how great they are and apparently when I finish my plate real fast, I say this a lot when they ask how it was: "Just awful. Can't you tell? ;)". Apparently being a server in the past has made me way over the top nice to the waiting staff and annoying.
i do the EXACT same things, inherited it from my dad. i do it from muscle memory and don't even think about it.
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:thumbs: :cheers:
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Why is it that it takes women like five minutes from the time they open the car until they actually put the car in gear and start moving. I mean, I can open the door, get in the car, put my seatbelt on, start the car and be gone in like ten seconds. Women get in, fuckass around until your next birthday, and then decide to move. I guess the same applies when exiting the car. I stop, put the car in park, shut it off, get the eff out and take off. They seem to want to wait until the engine cools before exiting the vehicle. Could someone shed some insight on this? @Mrs. Gooch?
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i think i injured my knee getting out of the car too quickly
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The skettied one?
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I guess you don't have to take any time to put your phone in your purse, check your lipstick in the mirror, and stash your sunglasses.
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You guys should just really focus on the first sentence anyways. That's what I came here for. The rest is just self evaluation. You should see her impersonation of when I do it. :frown: She makes it look like this.
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WC08 do you use the bathroom before leaving the restaurant and come out of the bathroom shaking your hands dry and say "ready to rock and roll?"
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:lol: Maybe
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When riding a motorcycle and you approach an intersection where you have right-of-way, and a doofus rolls through the stop sign without even looking at traffic coming from your direction. Don't they know that a collision for the motorcyclist will end very badly? It's not because I'm invisible, I ride with hi-viz helmet and jacket, these jerks are just too lazy to look before entering an intersection. I actually spoke with an idiot that did that, and he said "I saw you, I was going to stop"--couldn't tell by the dumbass look on his face.
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Have people who call you "bud" when that isn't your name and you don't know been discussed ITT?
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Have people who call you "bud" when that isn't your name and you don't know been discussed ITT?
Not yet, pal
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I call everyone bud because they aren't important enough to me to learn their name. Keep this in mind when you get bud'd irl.
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Have people who call you "bud" when that isn't your name and you don't know been discussed ITT?
take it down a notch, chief
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I call everyone bud because they aren't important enough to me to learn their name. Keep this in mind when you get bud'd irl.
What if it is a female person?
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I honestly don't know. I think they don't even get a courtesy bud. Maybe I'm a sexist :ohno:
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i don't differentiate b/w girl/guy with the bud/chief/turbo/kemosabe references
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If someone ever called me turbo to my face I would probably knock their lights out
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I call everyone bud because they aren't important enough to me to learn their name. Keep this in mind when you get bud'd irl.
What if it is a female person?
I don't recall a person who identifies as female calling me "bud." I'll need to think about that some more.
Lately, I've had a couple of males (roughly the same age as me) call me "bud." Now I'm wondering "Am I the type of person who gives off a vibe that invites others to call them "bud"?" This is is really unsettling the more I think about it...
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They just don't remember your name. Sorry bud you're not memorable.
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Obviously none of you have ever been called kemosabe by clams. It’s like a hard core make out sesh with Cleopatra while pretty drunk
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Podcast people calling their podcast "the pod"
:curse:
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Podcast people calling their podcast "the pod"
:curse:
What about “friend of the pod”, does that enrage you even more?
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Podcast in general is a gross term, just call it a show
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the reason why it became a known as a "podcast" is because people used to listen to the shows from their ipods, which was a rudimentary device from the early aughts used to listen to digital media. then the portmanteau term, like so many, became entrenched in our social conscious and outlived the humble environment that spawned it. pod. cast. pod + cast. it's great and much better than its early alternatives like, "netcast" lmao
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Podcast people calling their podcast "the pod"
:curse:
What about “friend of the pod”, does that enrage you even more?
Blind rage
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I saw a guy say to the checkout boy at the "high end" grocery store "Hey buddy, you forgot my $40" because the checkout boy forgot his cash back and it came off as very rude and I wanted to fight that guy and his stupid jogging stroller that he took it the store.
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Singing Happy Birthday song in a restaurant. Shut the eff up people. I'm trying to get hammered on this vodka and soda water over here.
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small groups of oblivious people (3/4) that take up the entire sidewalk as they meander through their pathetic lives
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when you thought your ordered crispy chicken skin and end up with goopy chicken skin
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People that laugh at things that aren't funny, like while they say random anything. I think it's a nervousness thing but it annoys the eff out of me.
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Examples:
"I smell cinnabun, hahahaha"
"I stayed in a crappy hotel, hahaha"
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"its like that movie ______ hahahahahaha"
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"this is like that movie haha uh whats the name of that movie hahahaha you know what im talking about dont you hahahaha"
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“sort of” is still near the top of my list
people use it as a filler and it really is so annoying
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So tired of the way "begging the question" is abused. Losing battle...
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35 lb plates. such a waste of space and industrial capacity. so stupid
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35 lb plates. such a waste of space and industrial capacity. so stupid
Any plates or dumbbells under 100, really.
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when you get an email and the person calls like 5 mins later to ask if you saw their email
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when you get an email and the person calls like 5 mins later to ask if you saw their email
The answer is always no. Get to it later.
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People sending emails with importance marked "High"
Question: Has anyone in the history of email ever sorted their inbox by importance?
Answer: No, never. Even knowing where to change the importance of an email you are composing makes you an bad person.
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People sending emails with importance marked "High"
Question: Has anyone in the history of email ever sorted their inbox by importance?
Answer: No, never. Even knowing where to change the importance of an email you are composing makes you an bad person.
One of our client's regional managers used to send every email flagged as High importance along the word CRITICAL in the subject line. We eventually had to tell her that if everything is CRITICAL, then nothing is CRITICAL.
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People sending emails with importance marked "High"
Question: Has anyone in the history of email ever sorted their inbox by importance?
Answer: No, never. Even knowing where to change the importance of an email you are composing makes you an bad person.
this is a good one. i have some people whose every single email comes with High importance. it's like, f*&k you man
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the word "vaunted"
or really any other word that is ONLY used in one capacity. in the case of "vaunted", it's a word that is exclusively used by sportswriters, immediately preceding the word "defense"
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People sending emails with importance marked "High"
Question: Has anyone in the history of email ever sorted their inbox by importance?
Answer: No, never. Even knowing where to change the importance of an email you are composing makes you an bad person.
Along the same line(email related) but I work with a vendor out of the SE US and he answers questions with a ...
If rough ridin' drives me insane. Like are you being affirmative with the answer you are giving me or is it a “probably” type of answer. If I ask multiple questions I never know which question he is vaguely answering too. :curse:
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Is there something inconsistent about saying both "no one ever pays attention to this" and also "this really bugs me?"
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Is there something inconsistent about saying both "no one ever pays attention to this" and also "this really bugs me?"
Perhaps. I occasionally (today) notice that someone did it. It always makes me think less of the person and never makes me treat their email more importantly.
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Guess what I am not going to do? I am not going to read through the email chain you just copied me in on.
Also, unless you tell me in the first two sentences what you want from me, then I am going to ignore it. Should be first sentence, but I am trying to be more tolerant of others.
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People sending emails with importance marked "High"
Question: Has anyone in the history of email ever sorted their inbox by importance?
Answer: No, never. Even knowing where to change the importance of an email you are composing makes you an bad person.
I've done this 3 times this year. Twice in the past 24 hours. :don'tcare:
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the sink in the breakroom is not your dishwasher. give your stank crap dish a cursory rinse and get the hell out of there good God what is wrong with you?
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what about the steelers and their vaunted defense
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I have to send out periodic long emails with more explanation that I normally would to a handful of higher-ups per a template honed after many back and forths. I slipped into the millennial and did a "Too Long. Didn't Read." at the end of the last email since it was overly long.
Got a response from one guy saying to move the summary at the beginning of the email to save everyone time. :blank:
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what about the steelers and their vaunted defense
this wasn't one for me but is now. also, saying "the payoff pitch" during baseball games.
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my biggest current sports ones is saying a players name in plural form like there are two of them. Like, "The Chiefs are going to need contributions from all over the field offensively. Not just from Tyreek Hill but also from the Kareem Hunts, the Travis Kelces, the Anthony Shermans of world too."
I mean can you explain that to me
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I think that pet peeve may have been brought up already but yeah it annoys me too and needs to stop.
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my biggest current sports ones is saying a players name in plural form like there are two of them. Like, "The Chiefs are going to need contributions from all over the field offensively. Not just from Tyreek Hill but also from the Kareem Hunts, the Travis Kelces, the Anthony Shermans of world too."
I mean can you explain that to me
Of the world has a similar context to vaunted defense there
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Have we discussed inserting voice notes into a thread of text messages? I want to be able to read the text message silently, not listen to your voice note.
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my biggest current sports ones is saying a players name in plural form like there are two of them. Like, "The Chiefs are going to need contributions from all over the field offensively. Not just from Tyreek Hill but also from the Kareem Hunts, the Travis Kelces, the Anthony Shermans of world too."
I mean can you explain that to me
i think i have posted that one itt. it's so awful cf3.
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People that laugh at things that aren't funny, like while they say random anything. I think it's a nervousness thing but it annoys the eff out of me.
We have an engineer at work that was in a car wreck way back (I didn't know him before), he's still incredibly smart but he has these ticks and things that would make you question if he can even spell Qhats.
Well anyway, one of them is this same laughing thing, it's insane.
Guy misses a few days for a death in the family, comes back to the office and a few of us are discussing it it with him. He looks at the dude and says, "Really sorry to hear that, haha."
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Also, back to the gum thing. There is a woman in this office that pops her gum incredibly loud all day, seriously starting the second she comes in. Is that a nervous/anxious thing too? I really don't know, but my god it's the worst.
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She's a goddamn monster and that's all there is to it.
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Have we discussed inserting voice notes into a thread of text messages? I want to be able to read the text message silently, not listen to your voice note.
No one does that do they?
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Has anyone called her out on this? I'm a nice guy and earbuds help with crap like that but I'd feel pretty ragey and stabby if I had to listen to that all day.
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The guy who was the main motivator of starting this thread ran wild for years with his gum popping. Nobody said a word. I hate myself for it to this day.
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You guys should try to get private offices, they are great
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You guys should try to get private offices, they are great
This. Elimination of pet peeves is as easy as closing the door.
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You guys should try to get private offices, they are great
This. Elimination of pet peeves is as easy as closing the door.
Had one. Company went to an open floor plan for basically everyone to improve interaction and collaboration. It's dumb.
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You guys should try to get private offices, they are great
This. Elimination of pet peeves is as easy as closing the door.
Had one. Company went to an open floor plan for basically everyone to improve interaction and collaboration. It's dumb.
Thank God every day that I'm staff level. All the commoners have open office. So nice to close the door and kick up the Flip 4.
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I imagine this is pretty common, but I'm amazed at adults who can't chew food with their mouth closed. When we have office lunch I go later just so I can see where the loud chewers are sitting and not sit there.
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“thank you so much” for simple/mundane tasks
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that moment when you are drying off with a supposedly clean gym towel and find yourself covered in other people's hair
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that moment when you are drying off with a supposedly clean gym towel and find yourself covered in other people's hair
:barf:
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that moment when you are drying off with a supposedly clean gym towel and find yourself covered in other people's hair
:barf:
yeah, that's way grosser than all of his lunch posts combined
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Have we talked about emails were the first email comes without an attachement and the three minutes later there is a second email announcing "well I guess it would help if I attached the document...."
Happens at least 20 times per week
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oh like you've never done that smdh
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Have we talked about emails were the first email comes without an attachement and the three minutes later there is a second email announcing "well I guess it would help if I attached the document...."
Happens at least 20 times per week
Really chaps my hide when colleagues swiftly realize an error and immediately correct it without any prompting from me
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I’m working with a doctorate degree candidate who can’t function a rough ridin' computer in his 50’s and he’s driving me absolutely insane. Can’t text or fill out paperwork online. Calls me 12 times a day for me to coach him through it.
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Have we talked about emails were the first email comes without an attachement and the three minutes later there is a second email announcing "well I guess it would help if I attached the document...."
Happens at least 20 times per week
Really chaps my hide when colleagues swiftly realize an error and immediately correct it without any prompting from me
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Yes, how dare they deprive you of the opportunity to call out their oversight in a "reply all" email to all 20 original recepiants.
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Have we talked about emails were the first email comes without an attachement and the three minutes later there is a second email announcing "well I guess it would help if I attached the document...."
Happens at least 20 times per week
Really chaps my hide when colleagues swiftly realize an error and immediately correct it without any prompting from me
[/quote
Yes, how dare they deprive you of the opportunity to call out their oversight in a "reply all" email to all 20 original recepiants.
I'm all about swiftly correcting errors but some days it feels like every email I get with an attachment was proceeded by an email that promised an attachment but did not actually have an attachment.
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You guys should try to get private offices, they are great
This. Elimination of pet peeves is as easy as closing the door.
Had one. Company went to an open floor plan for basically everyone to improve interaction and collaboration. It's dumb.
Thank God every day that I'm staff level. All the commoners have open office. So nice to close the door and kick up the Flip 4.
Uh, you're smarter than this. I'm "staff" level, but this was just one of those ridiculous schemes for a company to spend millions to renovate the floors, add loungy areas, and think they're getting everyone (no matter the level) to not recluse and be more teamworky and inviting to convo/collaboration.
Now people try hilariously bad ways to make their spots closed in w/ the tall dry erase boards, filing cabinets, etc., though.
And I just work from home more often than not now, so it kind of did the opposite for me.
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I'm very much against the open office floor plans. It inhibits workflow. Encourages the chatterboxes to interrupt everybody's day. The pet peeves thread is loaded with annoying coworker crap. I'd propose most wouldn't be noticed without the crappy open floor designs of the cube life.
Thus, I'm quite happy about having a door when I have to be in the office.
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You guys should try to get private offices, they are great
Get a private office within an outer office.
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New offices have all-glass interior-facing walls. No more wristers in the privacy of your own four walls :(
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People that laugh at things that aren't funny, like while they say random anything. I think it's a nervousness thing but it annoys the eff out of me.
I have a coworker that does this and the laugh is incredibly bad.
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People that laugh at things that aren't funny, like while they say random anything. I think it's a nervousness thing but it annoys the eff out of me.
I have a coworker that does this and the laugh is incredibly bad.
Probably a nervous laugh, like the nervous shits.
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New offices have all-glass interior-facing walls. No more wristers in the privacy of your own four walls :(
Also, our Denver office has floors that don't even have a single regular shutting door, only sliding doors.
"Hey Chad, we're gonna have to let go." Chad storms out, and slides the door really fast in anger.
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People who don't know what Daylight Saving Time is.
"Ugh, it gets dark so early because of daylight savings time this weekend! I liked it better in the summer."
Daylight Saving Time is the one in the summer where it stays light until 10 pm. This is standard time.
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FB statuses either telling people to vote, or announcing that they voted.
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FB statuses either telling people to vote, or announcing that they voted.
my FB is totally choked with this today
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People who complain about the other things people post on Facebook
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FB statuses either telling people to vote, or announcing that they voted.
What about a funny FB post that asks why everyone waited until the last day to vote?
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hazelnut flavor coffee and the smell of hazelnut flavor coffee brewing
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Family members that completely take over a shared bathroom as if they are the only ones that will use it.
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hazelnut flavor coffee and the smell of hazelnut flavor coffee brewing
this is a good peeve. the rest of you should be bringing in peeves like this.
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Cornstarch n water gravy
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*as opposed to roux
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Plain stuffing/dressing
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filthy vehicles
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Cornstarch n water gravy
gross
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hazelnut flavor coffee and the smell of hazelnut flavor coffee brewing
this is a good peeve. the rest of you should be bringing in peeves like this.
I got in a fight with an office manager because I complained about hazelnut coffee on the office slack. She's no longer with the company.
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green crap on food where it doesn’t belong
this has become a scourge
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why do you need to put the green stuff on the mac and cheese? here’s some incredibly delicious mac and cheese and it’s also really bad for you. wait a minute, i’ll throw some chive on it and now it’s not.
don’t tell me that it’s for visual appearance either because that doesn’t fly
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How's the Nash hot?
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Pickles on the side
Oh, thanks for making the entire base layer of my plate taste like it's infected with pickle juice, let me go barf now
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Pickles on the side
Oh, thanks for making the entire base layer of my plate taste like it's infected with pickle juice, let me go barf now
Like 10 years ago I went to lunch with a coworker who asked that the pickle not come on her plate and it came out on the plate and she FLIPPED THE eff OUT, like on the verge of tears because pickle juice touched her sandwich. It's stuck with me, it was pretty uncomfortable.
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I remain outwardly calm but inside it's maximum rage.
It's horrible.
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I'd be pretty grossed out if a pickle came on my plate :yuck:
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Even if you're lucky and they didn't infect the food, just getting those disgusting things off the plate is an ordeal. First you have to get them far enough away that you can't still smell them but also if you pick them up then no amount of soap will scrub that pickle stench from your fingers
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When I'm shopping somewhere and I get bombarded with questions while checking out. No I don't want to sign up for your "rewards program". No you don't need my email address. No you don't need my phone number. Let me finish this transaction so I can get the hell out of here and then berate myself for actually going into a physical store instead of shopping online.
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Keyboards that make ridiculously loud clicky noises. Hey did my coworker just light off a string of black cats? Nope, turns out they were just typing!
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Keyboards that make ridiculously loud clicky noises. Hey did my coworker just light off a string of black cats? Nope, turns out they were just typing!
https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=40450.msg1822942#msg1822942
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When you go to the gym to swim laps and the limited amount of lanes are being taken up by olds doing water aerobics or the rando guy who swims with a snorkel and water fins preparing for his next trip.
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the song, "lady marmalade"
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Which one? All of them?
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yes but especially the aguilara one
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idiots that type 'since" when it's obvious they mean to type "sense". :facepalm:
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Idiots that don't even know they should be typing "sense" when they are typing "since".
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People that slow their speed when passing especially when passing a semi. Hammer down and GTFO of my way.
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the image choosing CAPTCHA just forced me against my will and against my highest morals to click on an RV when looking for all images that contain BUS
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CAPTCHA in general. It just rough ridin' depends, CAPTCHA.
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People who complain about internet security.
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^
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:lol:
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what if someone demanded that you say a dividing line on a highway was a crosswalk. would you do it?
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The sound that cars make in most
90s and 00s movies when someone locks them with a remote
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Literally no cars make that sound
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FLARMP FLARMP said literally no car ever
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you peeve the sound or only the fact that the movies use the sound?
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It's old alarm systems mocat
I like the doot doot doot
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you peeve the sound or only the fact that the movies use the sound?
The fact that movies use this made up sound
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Also the computer processing sound that does not exist in real life
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Can you imagine if your computer made a high pitched kind of screeching sound every time you like scrolled up or down or whatever omg
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The intro to Keitzman's show has some weird silent heckle in the background. Like someone had a mic on in the studio when they dubbed it, but like 20+ years later they've never caught onto it or have redone it. Drives me nuts.
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Another pet peeve regarding vehicle sounds is whenever a police car is on screen or possibly just in the area there's a quick little siren blurt that lasts about half a second. It's the same generic stock siren sound used on every crappy TV show.
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What's gets me is when a poster responds to an old post. I have done it myself; thinking it was recent and not looking at the posting date.
Also, maybe I should have posted this in the Shame thread.
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When you're heating your lunch in a microwave at work and there's only about 20 seconds left but then some inconsiderate idiot starts prepping an entire 5 course meal on the counter space in front of your microwave, blocking you from immediately retrieving your food.
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facebook messenger and how easy it is to accidentally add an emoji to messages when scrolling through
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My internet is down. I call them and they are like “yep, sure enough there is an outage in your area.” I am peeved that I was temporarily subdued by that, as if it made it all better. Or, I am peeved that I am no longer subdued by that. I can’t decide, and am peeved by that. These viscous circles, man. Damn.
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Have we discussed inserting voice notes into a thread of text messages? I want to be able to read the text message silently, not listen to your voice note.
Using Snapchat texting or video message to convey an actual message or plans.
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People that carry around an ass ton of keys or cards in their wallet.
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Old people at the gym. I saw one dude yesterday take a towel off the stack, wipe his face and mouth and put it back on the stack. Other olds doing water aerobics in the lab lanes in the pool as well.
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Keys in a wallet?? wtf
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Keys in general not in the wallet per se
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Old people at the gym. I saw one dude yesterday take a towel off the stack, wipe his face and mouth and put it back on the stack. Other olds doing water aerobics in the lab lanes in the pool as well.
You haven't lived until you've witnessed olds blow drying the nut sack with the gym hair dryer. :billdance:
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:lol: OMG, they literally DGAF about anything.
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this isn't really a pet peeve but there's an old guy at my gym that wears diapers
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this isn't really a pet peeve but there's an old guy at my gym that wears diapers
This belongs in the SF thread.
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https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1080573331093348352
"move over" absolutely enrages me
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https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1080573331093348352
"move over" absolutely enrages me
It's been extremely problematic for me going back to those Sizzlean commercials back in the 80's. "Move over, bacon!" :curse:
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https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1080573331093348352
"move over" absolutely enrages me
More or less than “artisan”?
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captcha just FORCED me to say that a drain vent was a chimney.
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captcha just FORCED me to say that a drain vent was a chimney.
Does the definition of chimney define the direction relative to gravity?
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captcha just FORCED me to say that a drain vent was a chimney.
Does the definition of chimney define the direction relative to gravity?
N/A but i dont think so. chimney is defined by its purpose at minimum.
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i could be forced to call a flue a chimney without complaint. But plumbing vent stack obviously crosses a RED LINE
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captcha just FORCED me to say that a drain vent was a chimney.
Does the definition of chimney define the direction relative to gravity?
N/A but i dont think so. chimney is defined by its purpose at minimum.
Webster definition.
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That definition relative to your location on earth is subjective to gravity. So, I think a drain vent, can ALSO, be a chimney.
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"move over" absolutely enrages me
hold my beer
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captcha just FORCED me to say that a drain vent was a chimney.
Does the definition of chimney define the direction relative to gravity?
N/A but i dont think so. chimney is defined by its purpose at minimum.
Webster definition.
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That definition relative to your location on earth is subjective to gravity. So, I think a drain vent, can ALSO, be a chimney.
not according to the definition you posted what is going on here
i thought you were just rushing blindly to the defense of some algorithm, but something deeper is obviously going on here what is going on here on here
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crap gas chimney :)
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having to poop again after wiping :curse:
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Adults who use the term "tighty whiteys"
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i have probably already mentioned this in this thread but, cooks/restaurants that put chopped up parsley or scallions on top of food as a garnish.
"hey sir. here's your dozen buffalo wings sir. i made them look really pretty by using parsley as a garnish."
i can't imagine the amount of natural resources that are wasted in the production of food garnishes. whatever amount it is, it is way too much.
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Guys. I have one and only one pet peeve. Like, if I'm on a web browser (almost always mobile) and click something and want to then immediately click something else right after the screen starts to change, often the page content will resize or reposition just as I'm attempting the second click and cause me to click on something that I didn't wish to click on. So, then, I have to wait to go back a page from this page that I did not want at all in order to click on what I wanted when I really didn't want to have to wait on that page to fully load in the first place. I do not like it AT ALL.
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The gE emoji loading does that to me constantly
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You've just described the ad loading experience on Tapatalk. Hopefully gE sees some of that accidental revenue.
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The gE emoji loading does that to me constantly
I mentioned this years ago. hate it.
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When meat hangs over the edge of the bread/bun of a sandwich/burger. Tuck that crap in
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A little overlap is fine but if it's flopping down onto the plate that's way too much.
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i have probably already mentioned this in this thread but, cooks/restaurants that put chopped up parsley or scallions on top of food as a garnish.
"hey sir. here's your dozen buffalo wings sir. i made them look really pretty by using parsley as a garnish."
i can't imagine the amount of natural resources that are wasted in the production of food garnishes. whatever amount it is, it is way too much.
yes, unless the garnish is a part of the actual dish, it should promptly gtfo
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Adults who use the term "tighty whiteys"
what do you call that type of underwear?
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Adults who use the term "tighty whiteys"
what do you call that type of underwear?
In the legal community we call them briefs.
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Adults who use the term "tighty whiteys"
what do you call that type of underwear?
I'd probably use the generic "underwear" in general for all non-boxers or boxer briefs (which is admittedly lacking clarity) but would use the aforementioned "briefs" if necessary.
Fun fact: my dad called them "undies" when I was a kid.
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i say manties and am universally liked
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I can't both say "panties" and take myself seriously.
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Adults who use the term "tighty whiteys"
what do you call that type of underwear?
chonies
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Did laundry last night and my pants didn't get dry so the waist and pockets where there is doubled material are cold and slightly moist and it feels so gross
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this isn't really a pet peeve but there's an old guy at my gym that wears diapers
I quit going to the Y in Topeka years ago because some octogenarian sat in the sauna and just pissed on the floor like NBD.
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Champagne flutes. What the eff.
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V similar to the Kansas hill vs heel debacle
So I honestly don't notice this very often but I was listening to some audio of the interview with btk's daughter and the whole thing was full of this type stuff. Made me think of mocat.
Example: "his temper was usually even-kill"
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V similar to the Kansas hill vs heel debacle
So I honestly don't notice this very often but I was listening to some audio of the interview with btk's daughter and the whole thing was full of this type stuff. Made me think of mocat.
Example: "his temper was usually even-kill"
i irl almost lost control of my car while laughing when i heard fitz on the radio talking about diarra's windmeal dunk
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i think it's also a Texas thing bc pat mahomes says stuff like "push the ball down the filled"
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"It was 50 today and snow on Friday? This weather is CRAAAAZY!"
Its like this every year. Cold days and warm days mixed in together.
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“You know what they say about the weather in [literally anywhere] if you don’t like the weather wait 10 minutes. HAHAHAHAHA”
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“You know what they say about the weather in [literally anywhere] if you don’t like the weather wait 10 minutes. HAHAHAHAHA”
yes. white midwestern folks have their minds blown every time the weather changes. "Can you believe it was 50 yesterday!?!?"
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First pet peeve: people who don’t shovel their sidewalks when it snows, so then it turns into pure ice after a day or so. Sucks for everyone.
Second, much worse pet peeve: my rough ridin' next door neighbor’s landscapers running the rough ridin' snowblower and shoveling their back patio area at 1:45 am last night. Standard lots here are skinny and deep, so this was approximately 25 feet from my bedroom window.
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First pet peeve: people who don’t shovel their sidewalks when it snows, so then it turns into pure ice after a day or so. Sucks for everyone.
Second, much worse pet peeve: my rough ridin' next door neighbor’s landscapers running the rough ridin' snowblower and shoveling their back patio area at 1:45 am last night. Standard lots here are skinny and deep, so this was approximately 25 feet from my bedroom window.
:ROFL:
Suck it big city boy.
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KATDADDY NO!
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Tag 'em and bag 'em Katdaddy
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I'm officially over any tweet that uses "*checks notes*" or something similar
https://twitter.com/Riley_Gates/status/1099415070734540800?s=19
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I'm officially over any tweet that uses "*checks notes*" or something similar
https://twitter.com/Riley_Gates/status/1099415070734540800?s=19
This and also the period after every word or the
after every word thing too.
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The clap thing is least annoying to me
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You cant just start a tweet with checks notes
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I'm officially over any tweet that uses "*checks notes*" or something similar
https://twitter.com/Riley_Gates/status/1099415070734540800?s=19
nods head in agreement
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The clap thing is least annoying to me
There are funny ones
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I'm officially over any tweet that uses "*checks notes*" or something similar
https://twitter.com/Riley_Gates/status/1099415070734540800?s=19
Awful
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KATDADDY NO!
8manpick, I was just thinking of that being a small inconvenience. When it snows 6" or more, I have a tree lined 1/4 mile dirt & gravel driveway to grade. Sometimes before I leave for work at 7:00 am. This on a no cab open tractor and rough ridin' tree branches that lay over the drive that need to be dealt with, so I can get to work on time. YES, SNOW SUCKS...sometimes. :frown:
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You cant just start a tweet with checks notes
Y.
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S.
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:curse:
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self-peeve i just noticed that i do ALL THE TIME: when a coworker is talking to me i pretty much nod my head constantly. STOP NODDING YOU IDIOT
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Active listening
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the term “being the best version of myself”
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I'm officially over any tweet that uses "*checks notes*" or something similar
https://twitter.com/Riley_Gates/status/1099415070734540800?s=19
lmao
https://twitter.com/Riley_Gates/status/1104457730616713220?s=19
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Jesus Christ he is so unlikeable
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Barry and Dean trolled him last night. It was glorious.
https://www.twitter.com/KellisRobinett/status/1104569016335634438
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Get this.
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I absolutely cannot stand when people misuse asking for a friend. Also even when it's used properly it sucks
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When you're at the store wanting to buy some paper towels and you just want a little twin pack but they're out of those so instead you have to buy a 16 roll jumbo sized pack and have to lug around something that's half the size of a hay bale. Same concept applies for toilet paper too.
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“a lot to unpack here”
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during the last bout of shitty weather i counted four cars pulled off onto the left shoulder of interstate in one day. i don't think this counts as a pet peeve since it's a crime against public safety but i about stroked out when i saw a vehicle put their blinker on and do it. i thought about ramming into them.
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people backing into parking spots
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There's been a lot of change at my job since the new CEO came in, but I think what's driving me the most insane right now is my new grad baby squawk coworker taking advantage of our new loose "work from home" policy. He's the only person I know who owns a Jeep and lives 3 blocks away from the office and can't make it to work after an inch of snow. Now that our Manager has left for another opportunity, he barely checks in. We're going to lose this perk and I'm gonna want to choke him out.
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I'm officially over any tweet that uses "*checks notes*" or something similar
https://twitter.com/Riley_Gates/status/1099415070734540800?s=19
lmao
https://twitter.com/Riley_Gates/status/1104457730616713220?s=19
thank you guys for validating my hatred of people (riley) doing this.
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people backing into parking spots
We agree.
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There's been a lot of change at my job since the new CEO came in, but I think what's driving me the most insane right now is my new grad baby squawk coworker taking advantage of our new loose "work from home" policy. He's the only person I know who owns a Jeep and lives 3 blocks away from the office and can't make it to work after an inch of snow. Now that our Manager has left for another opportunity, he barely checks in. We're going to lose this perk and I'm gonna want to choke him out.
sounds like he's living life to the max
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His region is a massive dumpster fire. He's living life to the unemployment line.
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I would take advantage of that work from home policy this Thursday before they take it away wackycat08
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Yeah, put in the request last week. :cheers: It's on!
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Hell yeah :cheers:
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call him out in front of EV-ER-Y-ONE wacky
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That stupid little nose ring. Everyone has them now. Why? They look stupid.
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People pronouncing "POTUS" or "FLOTUS" or "GOAT" or whatever in a speaking conversation. "POTUS said today...." "Oh he's with out a doubt the GOAT"
Just say the President or Greatest of all time. You sound dumb. Its becoming very common.
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I probably eff up the pronunciation of .gif IRL, but nobody tells me if I am and it drives me crazy.
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Are you pronouncing it like it's a brand of peanut butter or what?
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Yeah, I think I mix it up between that or gi(ve)f.
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I probably eff up the pronunciation of .gif IRL, but nobody tells me if I am and it drives me crazy.
I got some good news, Wacks. Jiff is technically correct!
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:Woot:
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Everyone will laugh at you tho
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One of my underlings starts every email or im with "hey (name)"
Also a habitual abuser of "just wondering if..."
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Yeah, "Jif" is peanut butter and nothing else. I don't care what the dorks who invented it say. HARD G 4life.
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That stupid little nose ring. Everyone has them now. Why? They look stupid.
Yea, I saw two young females singing on The Voice last night. Both looked like they had a snot burger hanging from their nostrils. :Yuck:
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Yeah, "Jif" is peanut butter and nothing else. I don't care what the dorks who invented it say. HARD G 4life.
Agree. Language serves no one master. The people get to decide, and they have spoken on this one. You either look like a dummy or pretentious a-hole if you pronounce it “jiff”
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one of my favorite things in life to do is kick "well actually, it's jiff" guy in the balls
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(not spracs tho, obvs)
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I would never correct someone for saying gif "wrong".
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I would never correct someone for saying gif "wrong".
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I would correct the idiot gif inventor for saying it wrong
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One of my underlings starts every email or im with "hey (name)"
Also a habitual abuser of "just wondering if..."
I do "hey" or "hi". but email only, not slack.
do you prefer "Dear Sirs"???
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It's Jif, dweebs. Get over yourselves
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Tobias!
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ppl that drive with their hazards on just b/c its raining.
Similar...ppl who do the "pull off onto the shoulder to avoid colliding with you" but in situations that really don't call for it. Its like dude we're in gridlock traffic, we've moved up maybe 5 or 6 car lengths without even getting close to 30mph i don't think you need to swerve off onto the shoulder and by the way you're a huge idiot.
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Tobias!
it hurts to see, doesn't it? :frown:
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window plane sitters not knowing (without asking) if i would like the window up or down on that particular flight.
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window plane sitters not knowing (without asking) if i would like the window up or down on that particular flight.
Sorry bub. Book the window seat if you want to control the shade.
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people backing into parking spots
We agree.
im sure this is in reference to supercab dualies in suburban outlet mall parking lots, but do you know there are practical advantages?
i think this has already been judicated here at length (maybe in this same thread?????)
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people backing into parking spots
We agree.
im sure this is in reference to supercab dualies in suburban outlet mall parking lots, but do you know there are practical advantages?
i think this has already been judicated here at length (maybe in this same thread?????)
Et tu, Puni?
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people backing into parking spots
We agree.
im sure this is in reference to supercab dualies in suburban outlet mall parking lots, but do you know there are practical advantages?
It applies to everyone who does it and there are no advantages
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I work with a guy who overuses "Amazing!"
Like, he gets confirmation that a UPS shipment arrives and replies with "Amazing!!!"
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people backing into parking spots
We agree.
im sure this is in reference to supercab dualies in suburban outlet mall parking lots, but do you know there are practical advantages?
It applies to everyone who does it and there are no advantages
michi has never driven a big truck before, lmao
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I'm with kRusty on this one. Its stupid and just slows everything down. Old men like to back in parking to prove that they can.
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if you drive a truck and you have to park between 2 cars, most spots you can't turn into without having to back up to straighten out. then backing out of those spots you run into similar situations in tight parking lots. much easier backing in and then pulling out (that's what she said).
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if you drive a truck and you have to park between 2 cars, most spots you can't turn into without having to back up to straighten out. then backing out of those spots you run into similar situations in tight parking lots. much easier backing in and then pulling out (that's what she said).
sorry you suk at driving
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A company I used to work for mandated that we back into all parking stalls with company vehicles for safety reasons.
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Mrs Wacky backs in her large ass Tahoe into our garage every day and it drives me nuts. Absolutely no benefit of doing it either.
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Have the never-backers not driven a car with the sweet new backup cameras? With those guidelines it’s often easier and faster to back up into a tight spot than pull straight in.
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I’ll back into spaces every once in awhile. The only time I ever do tho is if I won’t be holding someone else up
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You guys are like old uncles
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I understand backing in for tailgating. Anything else is just trying to show off.
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If you back into a space your truck nuts won't dangle out in the aisle for everyone to see.
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I'm inclined to give big truck folks a pass. But in my garage, the vast majority are small cars. Simply no good reason.
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where are we at on pulling through
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if you drive a truck and you have to park between 2 cars, most spots you can't turn into without having to back up to straighten out. then backing out of those spots you run into similar situations in tight parking lots. much easier backing in and then pulling out (that's what she said).
I've never seen anyone back into a spot without straightening out at least twice. I don't believe it's happened.
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And for some reason, every single one of the dozen or so Teslas in my garage back-in. What's that about?
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where are we at on pulling through
Big fan
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if you drive a truck and you have to park between 2 cars, most spots you can't turn into without having to back up to straighten out. then backing out of those spots you run into similar situations in tight parking lots. much easier backing in and then pulling out (that's what she said).
I've never seen anyone back into a spot without straightening out at least twice. I don't believe it's happened.
i do it every day. foot is on the gas too to show off
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And for some reason, every single one of the dozen or so Teslas in my garage back-in. What's that about?
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Charging?
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And for some reason, every single one of the dozen or so Teslas in my garage back-in. What's that about?
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Charging?
Nope.
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if you drive a truck and you have to park between 2 cars, most spots you can't turn into without having to back up to straighten out. then backing out of those spots you run into similar situations in tight parking lots. much easier backing in and then pulling out (that's what she said).
I've never seen anyone back into a spot without straightening out at least twice. I don't believe it's happened.
i do it every day. foot is on the gas too to show off
Man...
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where are we at on pulling through
Poser back iners
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95% of my parking (over here) is backing. there just isnt space to pull straight in.
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where are we at on pulling through
Poser back iners
risky but fun
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I'm constantly amazed at how people will spend 3,4,5 times as long looking for a space closer to the door as they would have spent had they instead taken one of many open spaces just a little farther away.
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:nono:
A company I used to work for mandated that we back into all parking stalls with company vehicles for safety reasons.
construction sites are usually mandatory back ins, for some crazy ass safety reasons.
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The wrapper on a sleeve of saltine crackers
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It's easier to get my truck into a tight parking spot by backing in. Prior to back up cameras, I never backed in anywhere.
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Has everyone seen those sweet back in parking spots they put on busy streets sometimes? I’d like to shake the hand of whoever came up with those. Truly a modern engineering marvel.
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There’s a whole Wikipedia page on it!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back-in_angle_parking
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I'm constantly amazed at how people will spend 3,4,5 times as long looking for a space closer to the door as they would have spent had they instead taken one of many open spaces just a little farther away.
This is a huge peeve for me. Like, there’s an entire rough ridin' parking lot full of spaces and you park between 2 cars and I can’t even open the door all the way to get out. OR when someone parks right next to me when I’m the only car within 5 spaces in any direction.
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where are we at on pulling through
i love seeing people (huge idiots) pull through angled spaces. nothing more convenient than pulling a 135er to get out of a parking spot.
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Unless the people using the parking lot are all smart and treat those angled parking spaces like back in spaces (see above post)!
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They have those in river market
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I'm constantly amazed at how people will spend 3,4,5 times as long looking for a space closer to the door as they would have spent had they instead taken one of many open spaces just a little farther away.
OR when someone parks right next to me when I’m the only car within 5 spaces in any direction.
Ditto for me in bathrooms with tons of urinals.
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Has everyone seen those sweet back in parking spots they put on busy streets sometimes? I’d like to shake the hand of whoever came up with those. Truly a modern engineering marvel.
I used them with regularity for roughly a 3 year period. One thing I observed is that a significant portion of the population sucks ass at back-in angle parking.
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One thing I observed is that a significant portion of the population sucks ass at back-in angle parking.
i think backup cameras have only made people worse at it :cyclist:
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One thing I observed is that a significant portion of the population sucks ass at back-in angle parking.
i think backup cameras have only made people worse at it :cyclist:
I am significantly worse at backing up my car with a camera than any vehicle I had before without a camera
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The wrapper on a sleeve of saltine crackers
You'd think we'd have some better sealing in 2019. Nope. Still that 1975 technology.
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I’m not a parent so I don’t know but I guess bitching about your kids is something you just do?
Peeve: People who self proclaim that they are bad parents and then bitch about stuff their kids do.
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Oh speaking of parents, people who call a pacifier a “binky” really bugs me. Mostly cause I have no idea where the term comes from. Is it like a kleenex branding type deal?
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I'm that way with "hoodies" and "beanies". That's a hooded sweatshirt and a stocking cap God Dammit. :cyclist:
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@mocat heard the sports guy on the radio say tyreek heel this morning.
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Being labeled some new sock for an old lame poster that since you are actually new and have no idea who the old lame poster was. @liblib
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It was a compliment on your wordsmithing
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That ice cream scoop of butter places put on pancakes
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I'm that way with "hoodies" and "beanies". That's a hooded sweatshirt and a stocking cap God Dammit. :cyclist:
Same. I can't stand "hoodie" and I cringe when I hear "beanie".
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I'm that way with "hoodies" and "beanies". That's a hooded sweatshirt and a stocking cap God Dammit. :cyclist:
Same. I can't stand "hoodie" and I cringe when I hear "beanie".
Take it to the signs of being 75 years old thread
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I'm that way with "hoodies" and "beanies". That's a hooded sweatshirt and a stocking cap God Dammit. :cyclist:
Same. I can't stand "hoodie" and I cringe when I hear "beanie".
Take it to the signs of being 75 years old thread
What gets me going is Mini-Littles calling Baby Boomers "olds". :curse:
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Pretty specific, I admit, but late 20’s to early 40’s white males from Kansas posting “Let’s get this bread” daily on social media.
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Yuck
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Pretty specific, I admit, but late 20’s to early 40’s white males from Kansas posting “Let’s get this bread” daily on social media.
what if they are bakers?
preachers?
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bootstrappers?
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Pretty specific, I admit, but late 20’s to early 40’s white males from Kansas posting “Let’s get this bread” daily on social media.
what if they are bakers?
preachers?
I'll allow it. :cheers:
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Been about a week since a new dude moved about 25 feet from me here at work.. lucky for me, he open mouth chomps on ice off and on all day, and rattles the ice around in his yeti like cup thing every time.
It's the rough ridin' worst.
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when people capitalizes a word to really stress it. all caps is fine. but the first letter? rough ridin' weird.
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when people capitalizes a word to really stress it. all caps is fine. but the first letter? rough ridin' weird.
your pet peeve is my LOL TRUMP
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got to stress a word somehow :dunno:
it's always with some motivational quote which is even more annoying.
i think "The harder you work for something, the Greater you'll feel when you achieve it" = psycho
vs "The harder you work for something, the GREATER you'll feel when you achieve it" = just a dumb person (i've definitely done this before though)
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"circling back on this..." as an intro to an email makes my blood boil
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My word, I would have a heyday working with chodecat and trolling him constantly. So easily triggered. :love:
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People who use the term "shade". Especially if they're over 30.
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People who use the term "shade". Especially if they're over 30.
“Stan” is this for me
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People who use the term "shade". Especially if they're over 30.
“Stan” is this for me
“slaps”
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:Yuck:
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OMG, gross!
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Slaps. Is. The. This. Of. Gross. Words
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it hasn't ruined slaps bbq, though
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need to rename this things old people hate smdh
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but seriously it's generally cringey when white people start using phrases that likely started from black twitter
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"circling back on this..." as an intro to an email makes my blood boil
Ok but like, how do I passive aggressively remind someone that I've already asked them about this and they haven't responded?
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"circling back on this..." as an intro to an email makes my blood boil
Ok but like, how do I passive aggressively remind someone that I've already asked them about this and they haven't responded?
Everybody ignored your question bc it was a stupid question
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"circling back on this..." as an intro to an email makes my blood boil
Ok but like, how do I passive aggressively remind someone that I've already asked them about this and they haven't responded?
Everybody ignored your question bc it was a stupid question
Ok maybe we should take this offline and huddle up. I'll ping you later
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people that excuse things they say are inexcusable
https://twitter.com/GitRDoneLarry/status/1190717654551736326?s=19
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Does anyone like Frank Caliendo? Been watching a lot of Super Bowl coverage this week and FOX loves to role this guy out likes he's the funniest thing on earth. WOOF! They've been doing this for years.
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Does anyone like Frank Caliendo? Been watching a lot of Super Bowl coverage this week and FOX loves to role this guy out likes he's the funniest thing on earth. WOOF! They've been doing this for years.
Watching Hard Knocks this past summer, I thought Jon Gruden was stupid for bringing him to training camp and that it was disrespectful to John Madden.
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Fox nfl crap is so second rate compared to CBS, sad really.
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Fox nfl crap is so second rate compared to CBS, sad really.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EnchantingExemplaryHoverfly-size_restricted.gif)
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Does anyone like Frank Caliendo? Been watching a lot of Super Bowl coverage this week and FOX loves to role this guy out likes he's the funniest thing on earth. WOOF! They've been doing this for years.
Watching Hard Knocks this past summer, I thought Jon Gruden was stupid for bringing him to training camp and that it was disrespectful to John Madden.
Agreed!
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the dream team would be JB, howie, cowher, burleson, strahan, and the fox theme song
no more jimmy, terry, gonzo, simms, boomer, and cbs theme song
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The fox theme is so 90's ufc
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uhh yeah duh
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And now the big robot football player smashes though the fox logo like an f-150 commercial, hell yeah football!
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the robot guy goes too. would accept a wall-e type robot instead
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the robot guy goes too. would accept a wall-e type robot instead
Hell yes!
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nothing like a fox football playing robot to bring together 'scatcat and chodecat
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:cheers:
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zoom screenshots
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boomer twitter / my dad is still doing the period after every word in a sentence thing, like accompanying a photo of whatever is on the grill with what. a. day. or something
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zoom screenshots
:D I've taken like 10 of them but have never done anything with them
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Pretty specific, I admit, but late 20’s to early 40’s white males from Kansas posting “Let’s get this bread” daily on social media.
Goddammit
https://twitter.com/lazlothebuzz/status/1251514612379521024?s=21
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dogs in youtube yoga videos :curse:
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Pretty specific, I admit, but late 20’s to early 40’s white males from Kansas posting “Let’s get this bread” daily on social media.
Goddammit
https://twitter.com/lazlothebuzz/status/1251514612379521024?s=21
I have used "lets get this bread" multiple times in work conversations/emails with co-workers over the past 6 months and refuse to stop.
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Co-Worker: "hey ben ji, we got our first order from that new customer!"
ben ji: "Nice, let's get this bread!"
Co-Worker: "Did you see so and so company has a 20% increase over the last month?"
ben ji: "Saw that, lets get this bread!"
Bossman: "Any questions on your targets for this year?"
ben ji: "Nope, lets get this bread!"
Bossman: "Okay"
In emails I usually accompany "lets get this bread" with a link to the C.R.E.A.M. by Wutang Clan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194
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Pretty specific, I admit, but late 20’s to early 40’s white males from Kansas posting “Let’s get this bread” daily on social media.
Goddammit
https://twitter.com/lazlothebuzz/status/1251514612379521024?s=21
I have used "lets get this bread" multiple times in work conversations/emails with co-workers over the past 6 months and refuse to stop.
I'd like to think wheat farmers say this 24/7/365
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You guys are MONSTERS!
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"Nice to e-meet you"
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do annoying things fit into this thread?
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Nothing more annoying than female Facebook friends making a video call and you are looking like a slob. Very nasty, so I don't answer.
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do annoying things fit into this thread?
if they are pet peeves, yes
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listening to people who insist on telling you about their dreams from the night before
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listening to people who insist on telling you about their dreams from the night before
Yeah. I don't mind the thread though?
But I don't like "dream scenes" in books either. Seems like a lazy way to write.
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i don't mind the thread either, i think because i can choose to engage in it
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people whose laughs are way too loud. like i can't take you anywhere, man
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Referring to podcasts as "the pod"
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Good one
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Referring to podcasts as "the pod"
that made me cringe a little bit, awful
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people whose laughs are way too loud. like i can't take you anywhere, man
Fake loud laughs are the worst. Like the ass kisser at company group weekly meeting and you know anything the boss says making light of something or someone, it's ole fake loud laughter coming from ass kisser.
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when you open a sardine can and the springloaded lid flings sardine juice everywhere upon final release :grrr:
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and dont try to talk to me about 'dines in the bag, that ish gross. without armor plating they get pulverized to mush
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I get triggered by how he says that a candidate has some specified percent chance of winning rather than that the model correctly picks a winning candidate some specified percentage of the time. Probably just me.
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1293501172217786370
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Referring to podcasts as "the pod"
that made me cringe a little bit, awful
Similarly cringe when people call videos, blogs, podcasts, etc. they make “content.”
“The pod” is worse tho.
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Utilize vs use
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People (Facebook videos on autoplay) trying to pass off crafts or recipes as "hacks"
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People (Facebook videos on autoplay) trying to pass off crafts or recipes as "hacks"
made me think of this
https://www.tiktok.com/@5miniutestoopid/video/6841349128161643782?refer=embed
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People (work) who dont put their contact info in their email sig
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https://twitter.com/projectlincoln/status/1290867644263014400?s=21.
"Who did/made this?" content thieves should be banned from twitter.
^this also bothers me but I found one that gets a pass
https://twitter.com/algreen/status/1301151947437887491
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People (work) who dont put their contact info in their email sig
Fun fact - I'm in Sales and we have subscription to website called Zoom Info(?)
Anyways I can find about 75% of XYZ Company employees contact info on there. It scrapes emails along with LinkedIn etc to identify their title/email/phone etc. I looked myself up in it and they had my employment history (from LinkedIn) and my current title/phone/email (from scraping emails) correct.
So maybe they are just a big shot and don't want a sleazy sales guy getting their contact info.
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People putting their email address in their email signature
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People saying there can only be one Highlander. The Highlander is the main character from the Highlands of Scotland. They all aren’t Highlanders.
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People (work) who dont put their contact info in their email sig
Fun fact - I'm in Sales and we have subscription to website called Zoom Info(?)
Anyways I can find about 75% of XYZ Company employees contact info on there. It scrapes emails along with LinkedIn etc to identify their title/email/phone etc. I looked myself up in it and they had my employment history (from LinkedIn) and my current title/phone/email (from scraping emails) correct.
So maybe they are just a big shot and don't want a sleazy sales guy getting their contact info.
zoom info has emailed several of our employees saying they had their info and letting them know they can opt out. Everyone has thought it is a phishing scheme to this point due to using the word Zoom in the name.
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People putting their email address in their email signature
My work requires it.
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So ummm, I randomly looked up Chris Klieman on ZoomInfo and was going to take a screen shot showing what it looks like figuring that the info would be generic KSU contact info....
Nope....its got his personal email (thank god its a gmail address and not AOL/Hotmail) and there is a number listed for a cell phone that starts with a ND area code :Wha:
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BRB gonna look up all sorts of other college coaches now
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People putting their email address in their email signature
i work with a firm whose email sig includes the firm's name and literally nothing else. sometimes i get an email like "please call to discuss" or whatever and i have to rough ridin' google the firm to get their phone number. infuriating (on two levels)
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People putting their email address in their email signature
My work requires it.
Same. I think it's fairly common?
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People putting their email address in their email signature
My work requires it.
Same. I think it's fairly common?
Pet peeve! Hello???!!!??? you sent me an email so I already have it!
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People putting their email address in their email signature
My work requires it.
Same. I think it's fairly common?
Pet peeve! Hello???!!!??? you sent me an email so I already have it!
It makes it easy to copy their full contact info to send to someone else
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People putting their email address in their email signature
My work requires it.
Same. I think it's fairly common?
Pet peeve! Hello???!!!??? you sent me an email so I already have it!
It makes it easy to copy their full contact info to send to someone else
Yeah, that is the rationale
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Counter height or bar height dining tables (in homes)
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Counter height or bar height dining tables (in homes)
Yeah very suburban trashy (sorry people)
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Barf
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Counter height or bar height dining tables (in homes)
Yeah very suburban trashy (sorry people)
I thought that crap went away after the '90's.
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@mocat
(https://i.imgur.com/noKFeZ6.jpg)
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lmao
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hazlenut coffee :curse: :curse: :curse:
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Buying small price items at QT, normally the cashier rings it up, you Apple Pay it, then they immediately say “Thanks see ya later, etc”
I wait a full 2 seconds, it’s not confirmed yet, I say “Thanks” and walk away.
What does this MF do... at a QT in MF OP!?
He goes, “Sir can you wait until it clears!?”
About 374 milliseconds later it clears. I have my mask on, he gets the dirtiest look I’ve ever given a human being.
If I wanted to steal under $3 of merchandise I would just grab and go. What the mother rough ridin' eff.
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Buying small price items at QT, normally the cashier rings it up, you Apple Pay it, then they immediately say “Thanks see ya later, etc”
I wait a full 2 seconds, it’s not confirmed yet, I say “Thanks” and walk away.
What does this MF do... at a QT in MF OP!?
He goes, “Sir can you wait until it clears!?”
About 374 milliseconds later it clears. I have my mask on, he gets the dirtiest look I’ve ever given a human being.
If I wanted to steal under $3 of merchandise I would just grab and go. What the mother rough ridin' eff.
This is an absolute affront to white privilege...
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Buying small price items at QT, normally the cashier rings it up, you Apple Pay it, then they immediately say “Thanks see ya later, etc”
I wait a full 2 seconds, it’s not confirmed yet, I say “Thanks” and walk away.
What does this MF do... at a QT in MF OP!?
He goes, “Sir can you wait until it clears!?”
About 374 milliseconds later it clears. I have my mask on, he gets the dirtiest look I’ve ever given a human being.
If I wanted to steal under $3 of merchandise I would just grab and go. What the mother rough ridin' eff.
I mean, this guys is complaining about A few extra seconds at the Ricky Bobby of convenience stores. Accept the wait and do not blaspheme QT
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Any rough ridin' bad person that pours their drink out in a parking lot stall or drive thru. Duck that guy.
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Yeah that's gross
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So ummm, I randomly looked up Chris Klieman on ZoomInfo and was going to take a screen shot showing what it looks like figuring that the info would be generic KSU contact info....
Nope....its got his personal email (thank god its a gmail address and not AOL/Hotmail) and there is a number listed for a cell phone that starts with a ND area code :Wha:
[email protected]?
jkjk
Had a similar database we used when I worked in TV news. Could look up basically anyone with a simple search and everything was there. addresses, phone numbers, work history, relatives and friends, old tickets and lawsuits. Pretty wild. I think it cost a lot of money for the subscription.
Don't remember what it was called. One of the smart guys on here will probably know it.
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Seeing a lot of people claiming they like candy corn. I think they're just being contrarians.
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Had a similar database we used when I worked in TV news. Could look up basically anyone with a simple search and everything was there. addresses, phone numbers, work history, relatives and friends, old tickets and lawsuits. Pretty wild. I think it cost a lot of money for the subscription.
Don't remember what it was called. One of the smart guys on here will probably know it.
i think this is called the internet now
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Had a similar database we used when I worked in TV news. Could look up basically anyone with a simple search and everything was there. addresses, phone numbers, work history, relatives and friends, old tickets and lawsuits. Pretty wild. I think it cost a lot of money for the subscription.
Don't remember what it was called. One of the smart guys on here will probably know it.
i think this is called the internet now
:ROFL:
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Asking the question in the email subject line with no email body gets me chapped.
I just delete. Sorry, couldn't read the six sentences in that subject line, bad person.
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I don't know if it belongs but those Brooklyn street dance parties are so cringey
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when you get food or beverage stains on your mask
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i dont think anything is worse than white mask plus cheetos fingers
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College football media's misuse/misunderstanding of the phrase "contact tracing"
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When did they start making cereal boxes so tall and skinny? They used to have a wide firm base but now the dimensions are so messed up that sometimes they won't stand on their own (I'm talking about you - LIFE cereal). Also cereal related, when someone rips the bag down the side instead of just opening the top of the bag and then the cereal pours out in a turbulent and irregular fashion.
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Days 7-10 of a 10 day vacation with the in laws. Holy crap, folks! :curse: :lol:
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Days 7-10 of a 10 day vacation with the in laws. Holy crap, folks! :curse: :lol:
I can't imagine. Hang in there, 420seriouscat69.
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Days 7-10 of a 10 day vacation with the in laws. Holy crap, folks! :curse: :lol:
I can't imagine. Hang in there, 420seriouscat69.
Got back on Tuesday. We made it through it. :cheers: Awesome in-laws, but we all have our annoying quirks.
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Days 7-10 of a 10 day vacation with the in laws. Holy crap, folks! :curse: :lol:
I’m looking down the barrel of Dec 23rd-Jan 2nd.
Normal circumstances you can get out and go do something on your own, get away for a bit, but Covid really puts a damper on that.
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Days 7-10 of a 10 day vacation with the in laws. Holy crap, folks! :curse: :lol:
I’m looking down the barrel of Dec 23rd-Jan 2nd.
Normal circumstances you can get out and go do something on your own, get away for a bit, but Covid really puts a damper on that.
T's & P's. You got this. Keep the liquor cabinet full. In-laws are huge, when it comes to kids. Great for future lil 8mans. We were able to walk the beach every morning and get away for a bit.
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Where are you going?
As long as you can drink and get out of the house it will be ok
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Where are you going?
As long as you can drink and get out of the house it will be ok
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Agreed. I know it's frowned upon to travel right now, but we did two trips this year where we felt like we could social distance from others. The beach and the mountains. Places to hike and places to stay through family.
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people spell my first and last name wrong in emails to me when they are replying to my email that contains my first and last name in the email
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people spell my first and last name wrong in emails to me when they are replying to my email that contains my first and last name in the email
:curse: happens to me all the time and they usually add an extra I
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people spell my first and last name wrong in emails to me when they are replying to my email that contains my first and last name in the email
not really a pet peeve of mine anymore, just says a lot about the author of the email
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I still get "Heather" a lot. Idiots!
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I still get "Heather" a lot. Idiots!
You need to add the he/him whatever that is to your email signature line it sounds like
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:thumbs:
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people spell my first and last name wrong in emails to me when they are replying to my email that contains my first and last name in the email
:curse: happens to me all the time and they usually add an extra I
They do Russel instead of Russell for me.
I've never seen a Russel ever
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Sign your emails as kRusty
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people spell my first and last name wrong in emails to me when they are replying to my email that contains my first and last name in the email
:curse: happens to me all the time and they usually add an extra I
They do Russel instead of Russell for me.
I've never seen a Russel ever
Yes you have :dubious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_xRb0x9aw&ab_channel=Gorillaz
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Somewhat related, I go by my initials, and it very much annoys me when people capitalize the first letter but not the second. Double upper or double lower don't bother me. Never seen a lower-upper combo though.
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people spell my first and last name wrong in emails to me when they are replying to my email that contains my first and last name in the email
:curse: happens to me all the time and they usually add an extra I
They do Russel instead of Russell for me.
I've never seen a Russel ever
Yes you have :dubious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_xRb0x9aw&ab_channel=Gorillaz
Had to look it up but fictional british characters don't count
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Somewhat related, I go by my initials, and it very much annoys me when people capitalize the first letter but not the second. Double upper or double lower don't bother me. Never seen a lower-upper combo though.
Probably from phones
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The cleaning people in my office never put the trashcan back in the same spot. It's always 1-4 feet away and I have to move it back each time. Drives me rough ridin' crazy.
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Chingon needs banned from this thread
when people choose not to put the "to be" in sentences like this one
"that bed needs made"
come on wtf
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'clams needs to be go rough ridin' himself.
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I work with someone who always asks permission to share their screen on zooms in meetings they are leading
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Chingon needs banned from this thread
when people choose not to put the "to be" in sentences like this one
"that bed needs made"
come on wtf
Wow, WOW. Terrible take.
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someone used the word "mentor" irl
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When adults pick ingredients they don’t like out of their food and set them to the side. It’s like, “you’re not a child. Just eat your food.”
Mrs nicname does this. It’s especially annoying at restaurants
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When adults pick ingredients they don’t like out of their food and set them to the side. It’s like, “you’re not a child. Just eat your food.”
Mrs nicname does this. It’s especially annoying at restaurants
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When adults pick ingredients they don’t like out of their food and set them to the side. It’s like, “you’re not a child. Just eat your food.”
Mrs nicname does this. It’s especially annoying at restaurants
:peek:
:nono:
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Life is too short to eat gross things mixed in with good things.
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Absolutely, I have no understanding of people who eat things they don't enjoy
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Nic is sadistic
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I’m not gonna eat crap, nic! :curse: They should have listened to my instructions of “NO ONIONS, PLEASE!”
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With the exception of something like a hamburger with toppings on the side it's kind of silly to order something that includes stuff you don't want. Just order something else. Dishes with onions have onions for a reason.
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Of course this is kinda case by case. Name the restaurant (or if it's homemade) and the dish and the item you want omitted and I will tell you how much of a monster you are
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Fruit or nuts in salad
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Fruit or nuts in salad
Name the restaurant/cook
But order a salad that does not contain fruit or nuts
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Well I would never order that. I’m talking about when some horrid relative sets it in front of me.
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Well I would never order that. I’m talking about when some horrid relative sets it in front of me.
If you aren't allergic, eat it
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NO MAKE ME
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I sometimes wonder if the people who can eat everything actually even enjoy food or if it's all just some tasteless vehicle for energy.
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Of course this is kinda case by case. Name the restaurant (or if it's homemade) and the dish and the item you want omitted and I will tell you how much of a monster you are
In a restaurant setting the most common for me would be onions in fried rice or cashew chicken or whatever
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Of course this is kinda case by case. Name the restaurant (or if it's homemade) and the dish and the item you want omitted and I will tell you how much of a monster you are
In a restaurant setting the most common for me would be onions in fried rice or cashew chicken or whatever
Order something else
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I sometimes wonder if the people who can eat everything actually even enjoy food or if it's all just some tasteless vehicle for energy.
I don't order things I don't like
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I like fried rice though and some places put in onions and some places don't. I don't like onions.
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I like fried rice though and some places put in onions and some places don't. I don't like onions.
Order from places that don't put onions in. I don't know why fried rice wouldn't have onions but if it was designed to not have onions it would be way better than one designed to have onions that doesn't
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It seems to be pretty selfish to refuse to go to a restaurant with other people over something as trivial as onions that are easily picked out of fried rice
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It seems to be pretty selfish to refuse to go to a restaurant with other people over something as trivial as onions that are easily picked out of fried rice
Carry out/delivery: remove onions like a child, don't request no onions
Eating in: don't go
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:Rusty:
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JFC i thought onions was a mature pallet thing
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If you request "no onions" you are giving the cook extra work to get a worse dish. If you pick out the onions in the restaurant you are insulting the cook. Do it at home or order something different in the restaurant
Also I bet you eat onions all the time and don't realize it
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Like I said, it's trivial to me to remove them myself so personally I don't make those kinds of requests because it is more work. Lol at a cook being insulted for removing chunks of onions, maybe they should consider a different line of work that has less subjectivity.
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Onions are actually good. Unlike fruit in salad :yuck:
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Lol at a cook being insulted for removing chunks of onions, maybe they should consider a different line of work that has less subjectivity.
That's not very considerate
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I just hope the cook can find some comfort in the fact that I thought the onion free version is delicious
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I just hope the cook can find some comfort in the fact that I thought the onion free version is delicious
I don't think you care but yeah you had onion flavor in every bite so of course it was delicious
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Eating things you don't like is essential to appreciate what you do like
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There are so many more flavors than just the good ones. If you pass on all the other ones you are seriously missing out on life
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If you request "no onions" you are giving the cook extra work to get a worse dish. If you pick out the onions in the restaurant you are insulting the cook. Do it at home or order something different in the restaurant
Also I bet you eat onions all the time and don't realize it
You’re officially a monster!
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If you request "no onions" you are giving the cook extra work to get a worse dish. If you pick out the onions in the restaurant you are insulting the cook. Do it at home or order something different in the restaurant
Also I bet you eat onions all the time and don't realize it
Hot take 2021
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There are so many more flavors than just the good ones. If you pass on all the other ones you are seriously missing out on life
Sometimes you miss an onion and you feel the crunch when you chew and then your whole mouth is filled with onion juice and it doesn't go away for an hour (#petpeeve). It definitely makes me appreciate the times I didn't miss an onion.
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i’d say probably 95% of my food orders have some sort of ingredient omission and or substitute, or cooking instructions
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i’d say probably 95% of my food orders have some sort of ingredient omission and or substitute, or cooking instructions
Monster
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pizza? light sauce, well done
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soft tacos at jose peppers? light lettuce, no tomatoes, sub refried beans for rice
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pizza? light sauce, well done
:fatty:
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soft tacos at jose peppers? light lettuce, no tomatoes, sub refried beans for rice
Based on what I know about jose peppers from this post they deserve whatever they get
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i always try to add things or get extra somethings. am i a monster or whatever the good version of monster is?
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i always try to add things or get extra somethings. am i a monster or whatever the good version of monster is?
For most toppings this is A-OK (extra lettuce on that soft taco, por favor). If you try to pull something like ordering an old fashioned with extra sugar you're kind of a monster.
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soft tacos at jose peppers? light lettuce, no tomatoes, sub refried beans for rice
Based on what I know about jose peppers from this post they deserve whatever they get
Wow, you better hope @DQ12 doesn’t see this post
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If you request "no onions" you are giving the cook extra work to get a worse dish. If you pick out the onions in the restaurant you are insulting the cook. Do it at home or order something different in the restaurant
Also I bet you eat onions all the time and don't realize it
i highly doubt the cook at whatever chinese place lib7 is going to is going to be insulted. point of reference- i worked at a subway in highschool. some toppings such as tomatoes and onions were standard. i was never insulted if someone said "no tomatoes" or "no onions".
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If you request "no onions" you are giving the cook extra work to get a worse dish. If you pick out the onions in the restaurant you are insulting the cook. Do it at home or order something different in the restaurant
Also I bet you eat onions all the time and don't realize it
i highly doubt the cook at whatever chinese place lib7 is going to is going to be insulted. point of reference- i worked at a subway in highschool. some toppings such as tomatoes and onions were standard. i was never insulted if someone said "no tomatoes" or "no onions".
Toppings are different!
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So Hawaiian pizza no pineapple is ok?
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So Hawaiian pizza no pineapple is ok?
Why wouldn't you just order a Canadian bacon pizza? But yes it's still different, especially if you are ordering online and there's the option to omit a topping
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If you request "no onions" you are giving the cook extra work to get a worse dish. If you pick out the onions in the restaurant you are insulting the cook. Do it at home or order something different in the restaurant
Also I bet you eat onions all the time and don't realize it
i highly doubt the cook at whatever chinese place lib7 is going to is going to be insulted. point of reference- i worked at a subway in highschool. some toppings such as tomatoes and onions were standard. i was never insulted if someone said "no tomatoes" or "no onions".
Toppings are different!
so going through mcdonalds drive through and ordering a plain qp w/ cheese that causes the line to back up for three minutes because onions are standard on a qpc is ok, but asking for no onions in chicken friend rice at a kansas city chinese food place is not? i think your brain is broken.
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If you request "no onions" you are giving the cook extra work to get a worse dish. If you pick out the onions in the restaurant you are insulting the cook. Do it at home or order something different in the restaurant
Also I bet you eat onions all the time and don't realize it
i highly doubt the cook at whatever chinese place lib7 is going to is going to be insulted. point of reference- i worked at a subway in highschool. some toppings such as tomatoes and onions were standard. i was never insulted if someone said "no tomatoes" or "no onions".
Toppings are different!
so going through mcdonalds drive through and ordering a plain qp w/ cheese that causes the line to back up for three minutes because onions are standard on a qpc is ok, but asking for no onions in chicken friend rice at a kansas city chinese food place is not? i think your brain is broken.
he's eaten too much san francisco tofu lmao
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I think his rule is really more like, if you risk hurting the feelings of someone who makes over $75k-ish a year, you should just eat the gross things that come in the dish by default.
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I put onions and garlic in just about everything I cook.
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If you request "no onions" you are giving the cook extra work to get a worse dish. If you pick out the onions in the restaurant you are insulting the cook. Do it at home or order something different in the restaurant
Also I bet you eat onions all the time and don't realize it
i highly doubt the cook at whatever chinese place lib7 is going to is going to be insulted. point of reference- i worked at a subway in highschool. some toppings such as tomatoes and onions were standard. i was never insulted if someone said "no tomatoes" or "no onions".
Toppings are different!
so going through mcdonalds drive through and ordering a plain qp w/ cheese that causes the line to back up for three minutes because onions are standard on a qpc is ok, but asking for no onions in chicken friend rice at a kansas city chinese food place is not? i think your brain is broken.
of course it's different! McDonald's is set up to make topping substitutions for qpcs! Here's your options when you order on doordash
(https://i.imgur.com/crsDUid.png?1)
the chicken fried rice was probably pre-made in a large batch with chicken added after the fact and even if it was made to order onions are a critical part of the fried rice recipe
order white rice and chicken
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I think his rule is really more like, if you risk hurting the feelings of someone who makes over $75k-ish a year, you should just eat the gross things that come in the dish by default.
there is also the aspect of being mindful of extra work you give someone making less
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I think his rule is really more like, if you risk hurting the feelings of someone who makes over $75k-ish a year, you should just eat the gross things that come in the dish by default.
there is also the aspect of being mindful of extra work you give someone making less
Well you are also against picking the stuff out yourself.
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If you request "no onions" you are giving the cook extra work to get a worse dish. If you pick out the onions in the restaurant you are insulting the cook. Do it at home or order something different in the restaurant
Also I bet you eat onions all the time and don't realize it
i highly doubt the cook at whatever chinese place lib7 is going to is going to be insulted. point of reference- i worked at a subway in highschool. some toppings such as tomatoes and onions were standard. i was never insulted if someone said "no tomatoes" or "no onions".
Toppings are different!
so going through mcdonalds drive through and ordering a plain qp w/ cheese that causes the line to back up for three minutes because onions are standard on a qpc is ok, but asking for no onions in chicken friend rice at a kansas city chinese food place is not? i think your brain is broken.
of course it's different! McDonald's is set up to make topping substitutions for qpcs! Here's your options when you order on doordash
(https://i.imgur.com/crsDUid.png?1)
the chicken fried rice was probably pre-made in a large batch with chicken added after the fact and even if it was made to order onions are a critical part of the fried rice recipe
order white rice and chicken
Also just wanted to point out you are advocating against ordering made to order onionless fried rice because it’s a “critical part of the dish,” while using as a counter example McDonalds’ online system which lets you order a quarter pounder with cheese without 1/4 pound beef and without cheese.
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I think his rule is really more like, if you risk hurting the feelings of someone who makes over $75k-ish a year, you should just eat the gross things that come in the dish by default.
there is also the aspect of being mindful of extra work you give someone making less
Well you are also against picking the stuff out yourself.
well I don't think you should insult people making less than 75k/year either
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Also just wanted to point out you are advocating against ordering made to order onionless fried rice because it’s a “critical part of the dish,” while using as a counter example McDonalds’ online system which lets you order a quarter pounder with cheese without 1/4 pound beef and without cheese.
haha very true
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Also just wanted to point out you are advocating against ordering made to order onionless fried rice because it’s a “critical part of the dish,” while using as a counter example McDonalds’ online system which lets you order a quarter pounder with cheese without 1/4 pound beef and without cheese.
haha very true
i bet the chefs at mcdonalds would be pretty offended if anyone ever tried that
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Also just wanted to point out you are advocating against ordering made to order onionless fried rice because it’s a “critical part of the dish,” while using as a counter example McDonalds’ online system which lets you order a quarter pounder with cheese without 1/4 pound beef and without cheese.
haha very true
i bet the chefs at mcdonalds would be pretty offended if anyone ever tried that
why would you think a family-run chinese restaurant wouldn't take pride in their work? Or do you think the work done at a Chinese restaurant is the equivalent of a McDonald's assembly line?
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How tf do you get salt removed from a qpc? I mean, is there someone with a salt shaker salting these things?
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Also just wanted to point out you are advocating against ordering made to order onionless fried rice because it’s a “critical part of the dish,” while using as a counter example McDonalds’ online system which lets you order a quarter pounder with cheese without 1/4 pound beef and without cheese.
haha very true
i bet the chefs at mcdonalds would be pretty offended if anyone ever tried that
why would you think a family-run chinese restaurant wouldn't take pride in their work? Or do you think the work done at a Chinese restaurant is the equivalent of a McDonald's assembly line?
you don't think people at mcdonald's take pride in their work? also, do you really think a family-run chinese restaurant would rather have seven take his business elsewhere as opposed to just making some stupid fried rice without onions for him. they are onions. it's fried rice. that family is running a business so they can pay a mortgage and car payments. will he get an eye roll? maybe, maybe not. but i guarantee they'd rather make it for him then have him go somewhere else which is what you recommended he do. we aren't talking about the french laundry or gary danko here.
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where do you draw the line mich on omission or adding? is it just for food or other things as well?
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where do you draw the line mich on omission or adding? is it just for food or other things as well?
I mean I've said toppings are a pretty good line but what do you have in mind?
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I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be telling a waiter to withhold a part of a dish without having a severe allergy.
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I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be telling a waiter to withhold a part of a dish without having a severe allergy.
What about barf gag reflexes due to certain things like freshly chopped onions?
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where do you draw the line mich on omission or adding? is it just for food or other things as well?
I mean I've said toppings are a pretty good line but what do you have in mind?
non food related things. would you feel bad asking for someone to top off fluids during an oil change? Haircut sucks and you want a little more taken off? etc.
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I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be telling a waiter to withhold a part of a dish without having a severe allergy.
the words of a true beta
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what food has freshly chopped onions that are anything but a topping?
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where do you draw the line mich on omission or adding? is it just for food or other things as well?
I mean I've said toppings are a pretty good line but what do you have in mind?
non food related things. would you feel bad asking for someone to top off fluids during an oil change? Haircut sucks and you want a little more taken off? etc.
Topping off fluids with an oil change should be agreed upon as part of the service or not requested.
Keeping your fluids topped off between services is important to your vehicle and to your peace of mind. Our top off policy helps provide this piece of mind. With every Jiffy Lube Signature Service® Oil Change, we provide complimentary fluid top off service on vital fluids including motor oil (the same type of oil purchased originally), transmission, power steering, differential/transfer case and washer fluid. Just stop by within 3,000 miles of your service mileage and we will top off up to 2 quarts per fluid, as needed.
https://www.jiffylube.com/auto-services/fluids/fluid-top-off
The option to take a little more off is a standard part of a haircut, so all good.
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what food has freshly chopped onions that are anything but a topping?
guacamole
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what food has freshly chopped onions that are anything but a topping?
guacamole
this is definitely the closest but the lime juice macerates it a bit (when I make guac I soak the onion and jalaps for a few minutes before mixing in the rest but I'm sure not everyone does this)
still I think guac qualifies as a topping
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plastic grocery sacks under the sink.
We never take them anywhere to recycle them and it just fills up and spills out until I get tired of it and trash them. :angry:
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plastic grocery sacks under the sink.
We never take them anywhere to recycle them and it just fills up and spills out until I get tired of it and trash them. :angry:
Pro tip: use those plastic bags for poopy diapers
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I use them for bathroom trash but also :Rusty:
in California we don't get very many
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Working from home full time, and my old lady hinting like I should be doing all the chores like I'm a stay at home mom now.
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Working from home full time, and my old lady hinting like I should be doing all the chores like I'm a stay at home mom now.
yeah that's tough! it's a big part of why I'm so inefficient wfh. Like there's no one to take out the trash but me!
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When people use “dollars” for $1 bills.
“Do you have any dollars?”
“Yeah, I have 5”...pulls out a $5
They get mad.
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When people use “dollars” for $1 bills.
“Do you have any dollars?”
“Yeah, I have 5”...pulls out a $5
They get mad.
ive never heard of such a thing happening. nice try texags
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When people use “dollars” for $1 bills.
“Do you have any dollars?”
“Yeah, I have 5”...pulls out a $5
They get mad.
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someone I work with is using a completely redundant term that absolutely no one uses but we all know what they're talking about so there's really no point in correcting them other than they look dumb.
Like, imagine if you worked in the auto industry and someone used the term "automobile car" over and over and over
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I get the term “provider” a lot from a n00b who has way too much power in one of my regions & he doesn’t understand the landscape that he entered into (or ignored it) and he’s super condescending and the whole field talks about what a joke he is. It’s awkward, but if he treated ppl better, we probably wouldn’t feel bad about his eventual demise. He’s a jackass.
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Also Mich, congrats on the promotion! Very proud and happy for you!
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“I was today years old”
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normalizing
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one from a couple months into the pandemic- “the new normal “
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the hr block commercial, blocks got your back song
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the hr block commercial, blocks got your back song
Those are so bad.
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“I was today years old”
let me guess, you already knew there was a M and a B in the Brewers logo
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Have we talked about cereal boxes, ITT? It really pisses me off the way they are no so tall and skinny that they fall over under their own weight. Also, they only put like 11oz of cereal in the box - used to be 18 or 24 oz when I was a kid. Also, when people open the bag inside the cereal box and tear the bag down the side so he cereal doesn't flow neatly out of the bag.
thanks, I had to get that off of my chest.
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cereal being bad for you is a pet peeve of mine
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cereal being bad for you is a pet peeve of mine
You can't say things like this on this board. KSU Cats are world leaders in cereal science and wouldn't touch the stuff if it was bad for people.
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Anyone else running into people who say "COVE-UH" instead of COVID? Maybe just a rural KS thing.
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“I was today years old”
let me guess, you already knew there was a M and a B in the Brewers logo
I already know tons of stuff
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Anyone else running into people who say "COVE-UH" instead of COVID? Maybe just a rural KS thing.
I have not had such an experience.
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Anyone else running into people who say "COVE-UH" instead of COVID? Maybe just a rural KS thing.
I have not had such an experience.
I’ve heard many Kansas referring to “The co-VID”
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people backing into parking spots
We agree.
im sure this is in reference to supercab dualies in suburban outlet mall parking lots, but do you know there are practical advantages?
It applies to everyone who does it and there are no advantages
https://twitter.com/blaireerskine/status/1371923351061553153
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people backing into parking spots
We agree.
im sure this is in reference to supercab dualies in suburban outlet mall parking lots, but do you know there are practical advantages?
It applies to everyone who does it and there are no advantages
https://twitter.com/blaireerskine/status/1371923351061553153
Backing into parking spots is the number 1 thing you can do to lower your chance of being in an accident.
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The company I worked at required it, due to the safe driving school recommendations we had contracted. Yes, it sucked.
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Unless you are a getaway driver I don't see the need to back that ass up.. it's juvenile really
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people backing into parking spots
We agree.
im sure this is in reference to supercab dualies in suburban outlet mall parking lots, but do you know there are practical advantages?
It applies to everyone who does it and there are no advantages
https://twitter.com/blaireerskine/status/1371923351061553153
i encourage everyone to read the reply guys for this tweet for some LOLs
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people backing into parking spots
We agree.
im sure this is in reference to supercab dualies in suburban outlet mall parking lots, but do you know there are practical advantages?
It applies to everyone who does it and there are no advantages
https://twitter.com/blaireerskine/status/1371923351061553153
Backing into parking spots is the number 1 thing you can do to lower your chance of being in an accident.
Nope
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Sometimes I pull through and I worry that people will think I backed in.
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Sometimes I pull through and I worry that people will think I backed in.
I think a pull thru can be great. Gives much better viz when you leave. A few months ago, I was parking my car (the normal way) at Academy Sports. This guy with a massive, jacked up pickup was backing into the stall in front of me. He kept getting closer and closer. I honked because I didn't think he saw me. He got out of his truck and said "backup cameras work, bud" and went inside to buy some Under Armour camo gear. I was so ready to punch him in the face.
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Sometimes I pull through and I worry that people will think I backed in.
I think a pull thru can be great. Gives much better viz when you leave. A few months ago, I was parking my car (the normal way) at Academy Sports. This guy with a massive, jacked up pickup was backing into the stall in front of me. He kept getting closer and closer. I honked because I didn't think he saw me. He got out of his truck and said "backup cameras work, bud" and went inside to buy some Under Armour camo gear. I was so ready to punch him in the face.
:lol:
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Sometimes I pull through and I worry that people will think I backed in.
oh i have a pet peeve...so when i see an available parking spot and am about to pull in (normal) and then some jerk pulls through into that space from the other side. SO PEEVED :curse:
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Anyone else running into people who say "COVE-UH" instead of COVID? Maybe just a rural KS thing.
I have not had such an experience.
I’ve heard many Kansas referring to “The co-VID”
Just ran into another person who had "COVE-UH" back in December. Their spouse spent 8 days in the hospital with it... I think saying "Co-VID" must feel like making some sort of sinister agreement with Dr Fauci about the virus or something....
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Anyone else running into people who say "COVE-UH" instead of COVID? Maybe just a rural KS thing.
I have not had such an experience.
I’ve heard many Kansas referring to “The co-VID”
Just ran into another person who had "COVE-UH" back in December. Their spouse spent 8 days in the hospital with it... I think saying "Co-VID" must feel like making some sort of sinister agreement with Dr Fauci about the virus or something....
Yes, this is it. It's their way of saying it's not real without saying it's not real. It's important to not be tread on.
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Where do you live? I've never heard it.
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Where do you live? I've never heard it.
Smallville, Ks. East of US81. North of I-70.
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i've been confused ever since you started using that town name
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i've been confused ever since you started using that town name
just my feeble attempt not to get doxxed. i do live in a specific place but it could be any of about 60 (probably more) places in kansas.
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i just assumed it was a real town because why not
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Looks like there are a bunch of horrible drivers in this thread that are afraid to back into a parking spot. Not an every time thing, but there are plenty of situ’s where that is the best option.
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Looks like there are a bunch of horrible drivers in this thread that are afraid to back into a parking spot. Not an every time thing, but there are plenty of situ’s where that is the best option.
Nope
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Don’t really have a dog in this fight, but I do feel that for most people with the backup camera with the little guidelines on it, backing into a spot is just about as easy as pulling straight in.
Of course then you lose the benefit of the camera when leaving the spot, so for me it’s a wash.
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Looks like there are a bunch of horrible drivers in this thread that are afraid to back into a parking spot. Not an every time thing, but there are plenty of situ’s where that is the best option.
It seems like you have given this some thought. When should you pull straight in? When are the best times to back in?
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god damnit i have thought about it alot and explained it to you all
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pull in parking is suburban privilege
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god damnit i have thought about it alot and explained it to you all
maybe i didn't? maybe i just dreamed about posting about backing in
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god damnit i have thought about it alot and explained it to you all
maybe i didn't? maybe i just dreamed about posting about backing in
we learn and grow. i guess i am so passionate about it now that i made up false memories about arguing about it on the internet.
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I am regularly in these situations when I think backing in is best, assuming I can do so safely without disrupting other cars and people. Pull through is not an option for any of them.
Kid activity pickup when there are about to be a bunch of oblivious kids walking around as I’m trying to leave
Taking my dog somewhere I prefer to open the back hatch to let her out on the outside edge of the lot rather than in the middle
Trailhead parking on the side of a busy, narrow, winding road
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I am regularly in these situations when I think backing in is best, assuming I can do so safely without disrupting other cars and people. Pull through is not an option for any of them.
Kid activity pickup when there are about to be a bunch of oblivious kids walking around as I’m trying to leave
Taking my dog somewhere I prefer to open the back hatch to let her out on the outside edge of the lot rather than in the middle
Trailhead parking on the side of a busy, narrow, winding road
Solid points. Thank you.
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When people ask you to recommend something and then end it with.... and go!
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People that respond to the first email in a chain and asks questions that have already been answered in the replies make my blood boil.
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I'm annoyed with how mad I get at college basketball coach mask usages. Just don't wear them! And like Jesus michigancat who gives a crap!!!
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:Rusty:
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I'm kind of a dork for flags and really like the "Dont Tread on me Flag" but don't want to own it /display it now because it has been co-opted by MAGA heads.
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I'm kind of a dork for flags and really like the "Dont Tread on me Flag" but don't want to own it /display it now because it has been co-opted by MAGA heads.
Same.
I've always loved it but it has been co-opted as a symbol of racism and white nationalism. Whenever I see one now, I assume that the owner has a tattoo to tooth ratio of approx 1.
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Anyone else running into people who say "COVE-UH" instead of COVID? Maybe just a rural KS thing.
Just talked to yet another person who had their second "Cove-uh" jab and cannot breathe thru a mask. At least they were willing to get jabbed.
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Anyone else running into people who say "COVE-UH" instead of COVID? Maybe just a rural KS thing.
Just talked to yet another person who had their second "Cove-uh" jab and cannot breathe thru a mask. At least they were willing to get jabbed.
You live in MHK?? Where the hell are you talking to these hay seeds at?
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Anyone else running into people who say "COVE-UH" instead of COVID? Maybe just a rural KS thing.
Just talked to yet another person who had their second "Cove-uh" jab and cannot breathe thru a mask. At least they were willing to get jabbed.
You live in MHK?? Where the hell are you talking to these hay seeds at?
Imagine a place like Beloit, or Abilene
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One of my siblings always sends me voice notes when you would normally send text messages. If you don't want to type, just use the dictate feature on the iPhone. I don't like listening to voicemail or voicenotes.
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My wife has been asking me a lot of questions lately that I can't possibly know the answers to. I used to shrug it off, but it is making me madder as I get older.
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My wife has been asking me a lot of questions lately that I can't possibly know the answers to. I used to shrug it off, but it is making me madder as I get older.
Maybe you’d know the answers if you weren’t so Stupid, Fitz.
:D
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My wife has been asking me a lot of questions lately that I can't possibly know the answers to. I used to shrug it off, but it is making me madder as I get older.
I get asked questions all the time that I don't have the answers for. This distressed me in my 20s. Now, I'm trying to accept the fact that the questions proliferate faster than my ability to acquire answers.
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My wife has been asking me a lot of questions lately that I can't possibly know the answers to. I used to shrug it off, but it is making me madder as I get older.
I get asked questions all the time that I don't have the answers for. This distressed me in my 20s. Now, I'm trying to accept the fact that the questions proliferate faster than my ability to acquire answers.
Its not that I just don't know the answer, its the ones that don't really have answers that I could possibly know that get me. Why did that person do that? Do you think they will do it again? How the hell am I supposed to know? :dunno:
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My wife has been asking me a lot of questions lately that I can't possibly know the answers to. I used to shrug it off, but it is making me madder as I get older.
I get asked questions all the time that I don't have the answers for. This distressed me in my 20s. Now, I'm trying to accept the fact that the questions proliferate faster than my ability to acquire answers.
Its not that I just don't know the answer, its the ones that don't really have answers that I could possibly know that get me. Why did that person do that? Do you think they will do it again? How the hell am I supposed to know? :dunno:
:dunno:
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She's just asking for your opinion
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I know all the answers, I wish she would ask something I don't know the answer to.
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Being asked a question that we BOTH know the answer to and you already know that I know
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(https://i.gyazo.com/6ae6ce299e9c8318e29210c6fe3ad7cb.png)
why don't it say what program it's open in :dunno:
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nature valley granola bars
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nature valley granola bars
Great one
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they're a staple in the sys household.
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they're a staple in the sys household.
hopefully for oil spill cleanup and not human consumption
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the ones i eat are technically called protein bars, but it's all the same thing.
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im talking about the ones now labeled "crunchy" that are drier and harder than any other dry or hard foods
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protein sounds chewy
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yeah, they're chewy.
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im talking about the ones now labeled "crunchy" that are drier and harder than any other dry or hard foods
Yeah and by the time you pull one of the bars out of the sleeve, 1/3 of it has already disintegrated into dust.
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I love the crunchy ones.
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nature valley granola bars
I think crunchy granola bars are dumb. The whole purpose of a granola bar is breakfast while I'm driving. I don't want to be covered in a shower of granola bar dust when I get to where I am going.
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I don't know if this as much a pet peeve as a general observance, but I've been sorta job searching and on linkedin a bit but holy crap do people on there love stories about kids with downs syndrome or a homeless guy getting rescued with a job
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I don't know if this as much a pet peeve as a general observance, but I've been sorta job searching and on linkedin a bit but holy crap do people on there love stories about kids with downs syndrome or a homeless guy getting rescued with a job
Saw one today of a before and after picture of a white cop saving an African American girl from years ago to her college graduation today. The before and after photo. No caption needed kinda post.
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OK it's definitely a pet peeve
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like don't put photos of your special needs kid on linkedin under any circumstances people
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people wouldn't do it if it didn't work. same with dick pics.
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people wouldn't do it if it didn't work. same with dick pics.
I am happy I don’t need to do LinkedIn
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people wouldn't do it if it didn't work. same with dick pics.
I find it hard to believe a single dick pic has ever "worked" in human history
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people wouldn't do it if it didn't work. same with dick pics.
I am happy I don’t need to do LinkedIn
It used to be handy in the recruiting field, but is straight garage now.
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people wouldn't do it if it didn't work. same with dick pics.
I find it hard to believe a single dick pic has ever "worked" in human history
i'd be amazed if dick pic senders don't eff more (more people, not more often) than non-dick pic senders.
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people wouldn't do it if it didn't work. same with dick pics.
I find it hard to believe a single dick pic has ever "worked" in human history
How hard do you find it?
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disgusting
(https://i.imgur.com/lRilRYJ.png)
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The skinny cereal boxes they make these days really trip my trigger. I set an unopened box of Raisin Nut Bran on the table at breakfast and it fell over on its side. Am I crazy for believing that a cereal box should be able to stand under its own weight?
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The skinny cereal boxes they make these days really trip my trigger. I set an unopened box of Raisin Nut Bran on the table at breakfast and it fell over on its side. Am I crazy for believing that a cereal box should be able to stand under its own weight?
We have like 4 of those plastic cereal containers which work great because my kids would leave the boxes opened and the cereal would get stale. My pet peeve is that the ones I have are a bit too small for the large boxes of cereal so we always have bags of random cereal with just a bit in them in the cupboard. Use up the bag cereal first stupid kids!!!!
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The skinny cereal boxes they make these days really trip my trigger. I set an unopened box of Raisin Nut Bran on the table at breakfast and it fell over on its side. Am I crazy for believing that a cereal box should be able to stand under its own weight?
We have like 4 of those plastic cereal containers which work great because my kids would leave the boxes opened and the cereal would get stale. My pet peeve is that the ones I have are a bit too small for the large boxes of cereal so we always have bags of random cereal with just a bit in them in the cupboard. Use up the bag cereal first stupid kids!!!!
That's a great idea because another problem with cereal these days is that the bags inside the box tend to rip down the side instead of opening evenly across the top which can lead to a low quality cereal pour.
My kids hate to eat the last bowlful of cereal in the box because it has too many crumbs and is mushy.
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Start crushing all the cereal until your children learn a little gratitude
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The skinny cereal boxes they make these days really trip my trigger. I set an unopened box of Raisin Nut Bran on the table at breakfast and it fell over on its side. Am I crazy for believing that a cereal box should be able to stand under its own weight?
We have like 4 of those plastic cereal containers which work great because my kids would leave the boxes opened and the cereal would get stale. My pet peeve is that the ones I have are a bit too small for the large boxes of cereal so we always have bags of random cereal with just a bit in them in the cupboard. Use up the bag cereal first stupid kids!!!!
That's a great idea because another problem with cereal these days is that the bags inside the box tend to rip down the side instead of opening evenly across the top which can lead to a low quality cereal pour.
My kids hate to eat the last bowlful of cereal in the box because it has too many crumbs and is mushy.
Got them on Amazon I think. Worth the purchase.
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linkedin crack
(https://i.imgur.com/M3mIHfs.png)
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linkedin crack
(https://i.imgur.com/M3mIHfs.png)
Pardon my low social media IQ but I thought Linkedin was like a job board? Also, that guy doesn't look heavy enough to need 4 dudes holding him up and I don't think the last 3 guys are doing much anyway.
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linkedin crack
(https://i.imgur.com/M3mIHfs.png)
Pardon my low social media IQ but I thought Linkedin was like a job board? Also, that guy doesn't look heavy enough to need 4 dudes holding him up and I don't think the last 3 guys are doing much anyway.
it's like facebook for jobs/business. so like instead of sharing stuff about your dumb kids you share stuff about your dumb job. it's great for seeing who works where
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when someone prefaces a statement with "honestly..." or "to be honest with you..." and then they say something that isn't brave/controversial/hot take/etc.
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when someone prefaces a statement with "honestly..." or "to be honest with you..." and then they say something that isn't brave/controversial/hot take/etc.
not gonna lie.... and then says something that nobody would lie about anyway
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Dog Instagrams, but really only the captions written from the perspective of the dog and refer to the owners as mommy and daddy.
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People who just incorrectly use/don't look at your status on teams, or just call you or interrupt you out of the blue with no like "hey got a sec, I really need this but it can wait until you're finished" IM sort of thing if it is important. Rarely, if ever, do you need to call someone out of some sense of emergency for work.
Like getting IM'd about trivial/unnecessary things during the middle of a call, or just ignoring the "red" or "presenting" icons for said trivial or unimportant stuff that can either wait or just send me an email to answer at my convenience. It's distracting and inconsiderate.
It usually always ends up being the same type of person, one who poorly plans their work, or doesn't care or think about how their actions impede on another person's time. If I need to IM someone I always try to lead with a "when you got time" or similar so I can sort of "reserve" time to talk to you, but also acknowledging that hey, you probably got something going on at that moment, so don't feel like you gotta drop what you're doing to come take care of lil ol me.
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lol I am the IMer
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I don't use teams but can't you just turn off IM notifications?
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I don't use teams but can't you just turn off IM notifications?
Yes, but like there is not a good way (that I know of) to selectively block notifications for like if I'm on a call already or something, the kicker/killer is when working from home, my company decided to do away with phones all together, so teams is the phone. And while I don't want to answer a bunch of crap if I don't want to, I am obligated to to answer "my phone" at work, which is teams now is.
My issue is much more with the fact of respecting trying your best to not like, impede me during busy/meetings/do not disturb times. It makes me feel old AF but at least when I started until basically this pandemic I don't ever remember having that much an issue with someone waiting til I was done in a conference room or even if online to talk to me. Now it's just inundation, no matter my status or what I'm doing and a decent amount of it can easily wait. Are there sometimes you need to get a hold of me cause it's important? Sure, but like, you don't need to ask me what to charge something to right this second, or what color this should be, or etc etc. It's less a notification issue as it is "read the room" thing. Unless your crap is paramount, just back the eff off and take a number.
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lol I am the IMer
Yeah, best mode of communication
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IM is like way more casual than email. I cannot imagine being distracted by an IM when I don't choose to be.
I send IMs when people are busy or DND because I know that they can look at it at their convenience later.
I guess calling may be different, but I guess I dont know what you cannot just ignore it.
You are obliged to answer? They don't trust you to decide for yourself when to answer the phone or not?
I have a desk phone, a cell phone, and MSTEAMS. If I am on a teams call and my desk phone rings, I don't get pet peeved.
I probably have a different kind of job tho. Maybe bandyman only interacts with people who are MSTEAMS power users?
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"mom i told you not to call my cellphone when im in class!" -pet peeve
like, just dont answer. every other being on the planet with your cellphone number is supposed to memorize your daily itinerary?
I thought this peeve was over since nobody talks on the phone anymore.
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I have to share my screen a lot on work calls and I've received a few unprofessional IM's that have forced me to stop sharing my screen. This has resulted in me improving my IM etiquette.
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I have to share my screen a lot on work calls and I've received a few unprofessional IM's that have forced me to stop sharing my screen. This has resulted in me improving my IM etiquette.
That's why I turn off all slack notifications all the time. If people want instant answers they can gtfo
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You guys just need more monitors. Just share the safe one.
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I have to share my screen a lot on work calls and I've received a few unprofessional IM's that have forced me to stop sharing my screen. This has resulted in me improving my IM etiquette.
Disable notifications in meetings. Pretty simple solution.
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Works great when it’s a teams call, less so if it’s a client’s zoom call and you have to manually set do not disturb
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Rather than share the screen I just share the application that had the content I’m presenting. UNLESS it is a somewhat informal call in which case here’s what you do, foist, you set your wallpaper to an embarrassing photo. Next, you share that screen, but make sure you have the spreadsheet or ppt or whatever up on the screen. Next, you move your mouse over to your other monitor or your ribbon at the bottom. This will temporarily cause your screen to just show the wallpaper instead of what you’re presenting so everyone can see your funny embarrassing photo and it will seem like you did it on accident oh man it’s great
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Dog Instagrams, but really only the captions written from the perspective of the dog and refer to the owners as mommy and daddy.
LOL
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1399039157167661057?s=19
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When you guys ask someone to do something and they can’t, do you guys try to convince or are just like “ah cool next time”? I used to be more like the first but now am the second. Figure 10% of the time you might change their mind, but 100% you annoy them. Just know someone like this and it’s super annoy
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tell me what your blank blank blank is without telling me your blank blank blank
posts pictures of blank blank blank
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Putting any old pile of bullshit on a platter and calling it charcuterie
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recent development as a new parent: Fireworks after 7pm :curse:
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recent development as a new parent: Fireworks after 7pm :curse:
xpost to "signs of getting old thread."
They keep the kids awake. They terrify my dog. Even as a younger adult, I used to have huge enthusiasm for them. I'm losing all interest.
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back in the days of field trips, having to fill out MULTIPLE permission slips all with the exact same information.
Also, why don't the health insurance fields ever match up with what's on my actual card? Like, why can't there be universal language here?
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Have we covered various forms of corporate-speak (for lack of a better term) in this thread? For example:
"We are introducing new workflows" translates to "we are going screw up the process that has been working perfectly well for you and make your job more painful and tedious"
"I will loop them in" = "I might talk to the person I manage who is effing that thing up for you and make them stop"
"does Employee X 'feel empowered to ask questions'"? = "do you think this person knows when they have no idea how to do a vital function of their job?"
Also, recognizing people who are coerced into extra work (because of inadequate staffing) as "great team members" or any kind of "family" stuff if it doesn't refer to an actual family member.
I'll post more examples as I come across them.
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Anytime any of you complain about your jobs. I guarantee mine is way more soul sucking, and I'm feeling Silky Johnson-esque at the moment.
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Have we covered various forms of corporate-speak (for lack of a better term) in this thread? For example:
"We are introducing new workflows" translates to "we are going screw up the process that has been working perfectly well for you and make your job more painful and tedious"
"I will loop them in" = "I might talk to the person I manage who is effing that thing up for you and make them stop"
"does Employee X 'feel empowered to ask questions'"? = "do you think this person knows when they have no idea how to do a vital function of their job?"
Also, recognizing people who are coerced into extra work (because of inadequate staffing) as "great team members" or any kind of "family" stuff if it doesn't refer to an actual family member.
I'll post more examples as I come across them.
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take this offline
pinging someone (I think I mentioned this)
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Instead of "huddle" (shudders) I say tête-à-tête.
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when a meeting wraps up early and the organizer says, “well it looks like i’m going to give you five minutes back!”
I hate that. first of all, eff you. it’s my time and always will be. and it takes some serious balls for someone to think in their mind that I gave them anything. i’m there at their crap meeting because i can be. if I needed those five minutes, I wouldn’t need dickheads to give them to me. and my blood boils when I hear that crap.
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There is a group of people at my office who will send out "super star shoutout" emails about once a week, something like "Shout out to John for dropping what he was doing to help me resolve an issue for an important customer!"
Then 3-4 people reply all saying "Way to go John!" "Team Player!"
Sometimes they even do it on LinkedIn
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New manager started that crap in our company. Bleh.
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Every week in his staff meeting my boss asks his reports for recognition of people who did well that week but then sends them a personal note (without the whole world copied). I like it.
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I think recognition is important. :dunno:
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It is important but it's not necessary to jack off a new team member each week for doing their job.
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Recognition with money is more important.
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When a reporter on Twitter changes jobs and calls it "personal news". That's work news! Having a baby or buying a car or getting married is personal news!
https://twitter.com/byKateSmith/status/1415672525212688396
When I think about it I kind of get that it's different from news news but still
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thank you so much
said to the sonic bell hop or similar type deal where a regular old thanks! would be more than sufficient
it comes off as condescending to me
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thank you so much
said to the sonic bell hop or similar type deal where a regular old thanks! would be more than sufficient
it comes off as condescending to me
This one should definitely be reserved for after you get a very nice compliment or something like that.
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I say things like "thanks a bunch!" a bunch. This seems like the people who think "Regards," is a rude sign off.
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I say things like "thanks a bunch!" a bunch. This seems like the people who think "Regards," is a rude sign off.
Yeah I pull out "Really appreciate it!" a lot
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Take it to the white midwestern thread
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Take it to the white midwestern thread
oh, you’re right. thanks so much!
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Take it to the white midwestern thread
oh, you’re right. thanks so much!
You're welcome!
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https://twitter.com/mandymarks/status/1425307377427955715
Yankees' fans with absolutely no ties to NY
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when closed captioning it on TVs at restaurants and bars.
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https://twitter.com/mandymarks/status/1425307377427955715
Yankees' fans with absolutely no ties to NY
this reminds me that i need to get meshuggah soon
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People who think Meshuggah is good.... PET PEEVE!
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when closed captioning it on TVs at restaurants and bars.
Wait, what? why?
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People who think Meshuggah is good.... PET PEEVE!
I would urge you to not let someone liking something you like become a pet peeve. Like what you like!
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People who think Meshuggah is good.... PET PEEVE!
I would urge you to not let someone liking something you like become a pet peeve. Like what you like!
Ha. I was JK. It's ok. I'm a huge bagel and cream cheese fan. I'm kind of a connoisseur you could say. :fatty:
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People who just incorrectly use/don't look at your status on teams, or just call you or interrupt you out of the blue with no like "hey got a sec, I really need this but it can wait until you're finished" IM sort of thing if it is important. Rarely, if ever, do you need to call someone out of some sense of emergency for work.
Like getting IM'd about trivial/unnecessary things during the middle of a call, or just ignoring the "red" or "presenting" icons for said trivial or unimportant stuff that can either wait or just send me an email to answer at my convenience. It's distracting and inconsiderate.
It usually always ends up being the same type of person, one who poorly plans their work, or doesn't care or think about how their actions impede on another person's time. If I need to IM someone I always try to lead with a "when you got time" or similar so I can sort of "reserve" time to talk to you, but also acknowledging that hey, you probably got something going on at that moment, so don't feel like you gotta drop what you're doing to come take care of lil ol me.
As someone who blocks out giant chunks of my day for “steve dave time” I just assume everyone else is as well.
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When my coffee grinder powders the very first layer of beans but then spins out while leaving the top 70% of the beans untouched.
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People who think Meshuggah is good.... PET PEEVE!
I would urge you to not let someone liking something you like become a pet peeve. Like what you like!
Ha. I was JK. It's ok. I'm a huge bagel and cream cheese fan. I'm kind of a connoisseur you could say. :fatty:
I like bagels but rarely get them because they are terrible for you for the most part. Love getting them when in NY. I've heard Meshuggah is good. If not them, what is the best KC place? Mrs SF loves bagels.
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It is really good but noobs who grab a dozen Hyvee bagels hate it.
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People who think Meshuggah is good.... PET PEEVE!
I would urge you to not let someone liking something you like become a pet peeve. Like what you like!
Ha. I was JK. It's ok. I'm a huge bagel and cream cheese fan. I'm kind of a connoisseur you could say. :fatty:
I like bagels but rarely get them because they are terrible for you for the most part. Love getting them when in NY. I've heard Meshuggah is good. If not them, what is the best KC place? Mrs SF loves bagels.
Agreed. I only do them like once a week. I like to put an over easy egg on top of mine too. There really isn't a lot of great bagel places in KC tbh. Meshuggah is probably the most dedicated to the craft and I'm pretty basic at times and love Panera Asiago bagels. There's a few hole in the wall places downtown and by the river market too. City Market Coffee is one of those.
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I recommend bagels in Toledo. Odd place. I know. Man they have some good ones there. Barry Bagels.
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When my coffee grinder powders the very first layer of beans but then spins out while leaving the top 70% of the beans untouched.
you need a burr grinder.
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when closed captioning it on TVs at restaurants and bars.
Wait, what? why?
I just want to look up and see what's going on in the game, not read what the announcer says. Its annoying.
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when closed captioning it on TVs at restaurants and bars.
Wait, what? why?
I just want to look up and see what's going on in the game, not read what the announcer says. Its annoying.
Yeah cc is terrible for live sports. Like it’s not even helpful if you wanted to know what they’re saying.
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I guess if it's sports and a tiny TV, I get it. Maybe I was thinking more of the news being on at airports and other places. But whatever. Even with sports, what kind of place has like a 19" tube TV, anyway?
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when closed captioning it on TVs at restaurants and bars.
Agreed
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When my coffee grinder powders the very first layer of beans but then spins out while leaving the top 70% of the beans untouched.
you need a burr grinder.
sure thing Rockefeller
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When my coffee grinder powders the very first layer of beans but then spins out while leaving the top 70% of the beans untouched.
you need a burr grinder.
sure thing Rockefeller
... have you tried holding the top and turning it upside down while its grindin'?
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When my coffee grinder powders the very first layer of beans but then spins out while leaving the top 70% of the beans untouched.
you need a burr grinder.
sure thing Rockefeller
... have you tried holding the top and turning it upside down while its grindin'?
But then I would lose my pet
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you need a burr grinder.
2nd the recommendation for a burr grinder. should be illegal to market blade grinders for coffee.
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All the edsbs-adjacent crew going bananas for homefield apparel t-shirt designs. They're just pretty bland retro shirts people
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All the edsbs-adjacent crew going bananas for homefield apparel t-shirt designs. They're just pretty bland retro shirts people
I was bummed they didn't have any Kstate gear
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a hot minute
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referring to a former job as a "past life"
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referring to a former job as a "past life"
good one
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Does every stadium need a nickname? Seems like they've been rolling out a lot of crappy stadium nicknames in the last 2-3 years. I just heard the announcers for TTU vs TCU refer to TTU's stadium as "The Jones." I'm okay with "The Horseshoe" or "The Big House" or "The K" but I think they've taken things too far with "The Jones."
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next you’re gonna tell me The Booth is dumb, smdh
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"my dude"
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Usually used in relation to a movie that a person likes: "[movie title] is [director's] love letter to [subject/time period/place/anything]."
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Usually used in relation to a movie that a person likes: "[movie title] is [director's] love letter to [subject/time period/place/anything]."
Not much of a cinephile, what would be an example of this?
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Usually used in relation to a movie that a person likes: "[movie title] is [director's] love letter to [subject/time period/place/anything]."
Not much of a cinephile, what would be an example of this?
The Big Lebowski is the Coen Bros. love letter to the underbelly of Los Angeles.
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Every Woody Allen movie is a love letter to wherever the movie is set
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When people make a post about some rumor without saying what happened. Then you dig for it and it’s not anywhere to be found.
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when people at the gym leave their shower and leave the shower curtain closed behind them so the next person doesnt know if there is anyone in there or not and has to awkwardly peek in to find out if it is empty
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When you try to open a new bag of shredded cheese and you tear exactly where it says TEAR HERE but the package is still sealed and you didn't even get down to where the zip seal part is.
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When you try to open a new bag of shredded cheese and you tear exactly where it says TEAR HERE but the package is still sealed and you didn't even get down to where the zip seal part is.
I have the opposite problem where the tear goes too low and my fat American fingers don't have enough material to grip open the zip seal
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When you try to open a new bag of shredded cheese and you tear exactly where it says TEAR HERE but the package is still sealed and you didn't even get down to where the zip seal part is.
That one drives me nuts.
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preach on, TBT
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Need to get the cheese that's straight off the block
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"SPORTS TEAM" NATION
Also, I get annoyed at NBA Twitter constantly complaining about how NBA Twitter just wants to talk about stats and stuff and not enjoy games.
WE GET IT
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When I start a Peloton ride and forgot to turn on the fan. When I drop my towel on a ride.
Also, am I the only one that thinks its ridiculously hard to plug in an HDMI cord to the back of a tv? Unless I have complete and total access to the back of the TV it is nearly impossible to get the damn thing in the slot. I have a TV on the wall that I had to move some stuff around and it took me an enraging amount of time to get the HDMI cords back in.
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i didn't realize the "max cringe" thread was about politics so posting here
On linkedin I'm noticing a trend of a company announcing big layoffs and thirsty ass recruiters going "I'm here for you, #zillow folks. Please look at our job board."
here's a real one
To all those affected by the #zillow layoffs - First, my condolences - I've been there before and I know what a stressful time it can be. However, our stellar Talent Acquisition Team at June Homes would be over the moon to help you or any of your colleagues!
June Homes (we're hiring!) we have tons of amazing job openings across the organization with limitless professional growth and development. Come launch your career at June Homes and we can rocket together! 🚀🚀
Check out our open jobs: https://lnkd.in/eFfRAAqv
Don't see an opening that aligns with your background? Feel free to message us directly!
#hiring #startupjobs #nowhiring #jobsearch #realestate #recruiting #remotejobs
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RECRUITERS!!! :curse:
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that's a weird pet peeve to have, michigancat
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that's a weird pet peeve to have, michigancat
yeah, isn't that kinda what linkedin is for.
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Please let the term "cringe" enter the chat.
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i think he just hates linkedin period
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the faux caring is the cringey part. They don't give a crap, they just want to hit their numbers! :curse:
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Oh, noooooo!!! They want to do their business and supply people with employment at the same time. MONSTERS! :runaway:
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Lol. I agree that's a very specific and weird peeve.
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OK, OK. I hear you all and admit it's a weird pet peeve.
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:D ;)
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OK, OK. I hear you all and admit it's a weird pet peeve.
Well technically that's exactly what a pet peeve is... something that bothers you more than most.
New pet peeve! Other people saying someone else's pet peeve isn't worthy of being a pet peeve. LOL
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:curse:
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I'm with you michigancat, mega cringe
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My pet peeve is people being critical of my criticisms.
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the faux caring is the cringey part. They don't give a crap, they just want to hit their numbers! :curse:
I'm with you on this - treating people's misfortune as a business opportunity is cringey to me. That said, hopefully, some of the jobs can help those people.
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Sucks to suck zillow people. If you want to join a real team come see us at June Holmes.
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i agree about the faux caring part, but I would say that this type of chicanery is well within the margins for a platform like linkedin. price of doing business, etc etc
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Maybe if chings wasn't out here soaking up 2 jobs those people would have an easier time finding employment :shakesfist: :cyclist:
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when people interrupt someone in the middle of a thought or story. more specifically during radio/podcast segments.
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i agree about the faux caring part, but I would say that this type of chicanery is well within the margins for a platform like linkedin. price of doing business, etc etc
faux caring?
i care, #neverforget
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Oh, man. I just heard about our #zillow brothers and sisters. My heart is breaking for them. :frown: #zillow @zillow
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prayers up
#pillowforzillow
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Just wait until I tell you guys about the tooth fairy, now that you're learning how businesses work. :love:
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This thread seems to have taken a weird and personal turn.
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i didn't realize the "max cringe" thread was about politics so posting here
On linkedin I'm noticing a trend of a company announcing big layoffs and thirsty ass recruiters going "I'm here for you, #zillow folks. Please look at our job board."
here's a real one
To all those affected by the #zillow layoffs - First, my condolences - I've been there before and I know what a stressful time it can be. However, our stellar Talent Acquisition Team at June Homes would be over the moon to help you or any of your colleagues!
June Homes (we're hiring!) we have tons of amazing job openings across the organization with limitless professional growth and development. Come launch your career at June Homes and we can rocket together! 

Check out our open jobs: https://lnkd.in/eFfRAAqv
Don't see an opening that aligns with your background? Feel free to message us directly!
#hiring #startupjobs #nowhiring #jobsearch #realestate #recruiting #remotejobs
Today I learned a company I'd never heard of, "Better", laid off 900(!) people. WOW!
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I'm sure some bad person on linkedin tried to hire some of them too smdh
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I started to refinance through those guys I think. Would not recommend.
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I'm sure some bad person on linkedin tried to hire some of them too smdh
:lol:
Mich, have you looked into non for profit work?
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I'm sure some bad person on linkedin tried to hire some of them too smdh
:lol:
Mich, have you looked into non for profit work?
:D
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when people interrupt someone in the middle of a thought or story. more specifically during radio/podcast segments.
this bothers me a lot with in person conversations.
LET THEM FINISH THEIR STORY.
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the term QB1
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bacon doesn't have resealable packaging
(maybe it exists, but I don't think I've ever gotten it)
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Grown men who can’t finish a package of bacon in one sitting.
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i just get wright bacon and it’s always a resealable pack
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i just get wright bacon and it’s always a resealable pack
well there ya go. I just need to be fancier.
In california I'd always get it from the butcher counter and it would come in a big plastic bag that I would spin to seal. Haven't gotten a good butcher counter yet. :frown:
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was just thinking about bacon packaging and how it’s somehow landed in a vacuum without any discernible advancements
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If you try to cook bacon in outer space it comes out amazingly crispy, but deadly.
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If you try to cook bacon in outer space it comes out amazingly crispy, but deadly.
That annoys the crap out of me too
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shoot guys i still haven't tried baking bacon yet
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shoot guys i still haven't tried baking bacon yet
It's just ok. I've never gotten it how I liked it.
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shoot guys i still haven't tried baking bacon yet
Do you have like, 20-25 minutes? Just do it now. Bonus: you get night bacon. It’s like having cake for breakfast
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Head football coaches signaling to go for 1 after their first touchdown of the game to make the score 7-3. Like no crap, coach
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@michigancat I got another Linkedin one for ya. I updated my profile with my new position and a lot of my connections are getting in my DM's to congratulate me and after I say thanks, they respond with... "Would this be a good time to schedule a coffee soon, to tell you about what we have going on?"
I got like 5 of them. :lol:
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DJamer khaled
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DJamer khaled
"and another one"
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*whispers*
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Have I complained about people posting about being an aunt or uncle on social media? NO ONE GIVES A crap, EVEN WHEN YOU CONSIDER IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU DIDN'T DO crap BUT SHOW UP WITH A TOY, YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW HAD A BABY. YOU CONTINUE TO NOT DO crap.
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lmao, i was just about to post in the kids thread that i became an uncle for the first time. it's very exciting!
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Have I complained about people posting about being an aunt or uncle on social media? NO ONE GIVES A crap, EVEN WHEN YOU CONSIDER IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU DIDN'T DO crap BUT SHOW UP WITH A TOY, YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW HAD A BABY. YOU CONTINUE TO NOT DO crap.
Guess what? No one gives a crap about your kids either.
-Uncle Spracs.
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Have I complained about people posting about being an aunt or uncle on social media? NO ONE GIVES A crap, EVEN WHEN YOU CONSIDER IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU DIDN'T DO crap BUT SHOW UP WITH A TOY, YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW HAD A BABY. YOU CONTINUE TO NOT DO crap.
Guess what? No one gives a crap about your kids either.
-Uncle Spracs.
Damn, you're good!!! :lol:
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Have I complained about people posting about being an aunt or uncle on social media? NO ONE GIVES A crap, EVEN WHEN YOU CONSIDER IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU DIDN'T DO crap BUT SHOW UP WITH A TOY, YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW HAD A BABY. YOU CONTINUE TO NOT DO crap.
Guess what? No one gives a crap about your kids either.
-Uncle Spracs.
You're not wrong but I'm way more tolerant of people posting pics of their own kids because they have to actually raise it
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Also my kids banned me from posting non-approved photos pretty early on
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People referring to their kids as an "it." "It" is a human bean, for gosh darn sake.
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Posting pics of your kids is bad? WOW! I think we're losing focus of the purpose of this thread. Take it to the daily psychopath things that go through my brain, thread, mich.
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Posting pics of your kids is bad? WOW! I think we're losing focus of the purpose of this thread. Take it to the daily psychopath things that go through my brain, thread, mich.
No posting pictures of your sister's kids is bad
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Ok, that's fair. I'll see my way out. :buh-bye:
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Or not so much bad as a pet peeve of mine. "OMG SO EXCITED TO BE AN AUNTIE AGAIN!!!!"
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Or not so much bad as a pet peeve of mine. "OMG SO EXCITED TO BE AN AUNTIE AGAIN!!!!"
Such a weird peeve. I suppose that's what makes it a pet peeve, so I'll allow it.
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Or not so much bad as a pet peeve of mine. "OMG SO EXCITED TO BE AN AUNTIE AGAIN!!!!"
Such a weird peeve. I suppose that's what makes it a pet peeve, so I'll allow it.
Agreed it makes no sense
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Or not so much bad as a pet peeve of mine. "OMG SO EXCITED TO BE AN AUNTIE AGAIN!!!!"
You really see that many of these posts? Or is it just someone who their social media presence in general annoys you?
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Or not so much bad as a pet peeve of mine. "OMG SO EXCITED TO BE AN AUNTIE AGAIN!!!!"
You really see that many of these posts? Or is it just someone who their social media presence in general annoys you?
It obviously doesn't happen all the time but I'm friends with a lot of childless 30-somethings
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it has a little bit of "very excited to go to our friends' house to watch the super bowl!!! because *reminder* we don't have a TV" energy
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pet peeve: large groups of famous singers sharing the stage for a song, mainly when they all sing at once and everyone is trying to put their own spin on it. I saw a photo of this and it made me think of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPmnrivfJWk
also that finger cymbal lady is a pet peeve
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VERY big at folk festivals
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reminds me of the classic joke when someone is singing along to a song and you go
"hey who sings this song?"
"Wilco"
"Oh yeah, WHY DON'T YOU LET THEM"
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reminds me of the classic joke when someone is singing along to a song and you go
"hey who sings this song?"
"Wilco"
"Oh yeah, WHY DON'T YOU LET THEM"
You're awfully grumpy today.
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nyc in january :frown:
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reminds me of the classic joke when someone is singing along to a song and you go
"hey who sings this song?"
"Wilco"
"Oh yeah, WHY DON'T YOU LET THEM"
You're awfully grumpy today.
would I love to do this in Margo Price's smug little face? YES
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Articles like this: https://news.yahoo.com/im-yorker-visited-texas-first-155308296.html
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pet peeve: large groups of famous singers sharing the stage for a song, mainly when they all sing at once and everyone is trying to put their own spin on it. I saw a photo of this and it made me think of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPmnrivfJWk
also that finger cymbal lady is a pet peeve
I watched this whole 90 minute episode the other night and it was Snoozeville street, Boringtown, USA. Not sure why I stuck with it all the way. I guess I was thinking that when it got to the Wilco part it would pick up and be dece, but it totally wasn't.
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Hope your day got better, Mich. I actually have a huge pet peeve with myself these days. I might be the most impatient person oat and I get super pissy when things are slow and people take way too much time responding to me at work. Like, you told me this position needed filled ASAP and you haven’t responded to candidate emails in weeks, but try and blast recruiting for lack of candidates (cc’ing our CEO) when you won’t answer the phone or respond to an email. :curse: Monsters!
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pet peeve: large groups of famous singers sharing the stage for a song, mainly when they all sing at once and everyone is trying to put their own spin on it. I saw a photo of this and it made me think of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPmnrivfJWk
also that finger cymbal lady is a pet peeve
That's not only a shitty song, but shitty music to go with it. :Yuck:
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Articles like this: https://news.yahoo.com/im-yorker-visited-texas-first-155308296.html
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Low flow faucets.
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Articles like this: https://news.yahoo.com/im-yorker-visited-texas-first-155308296.html
true
It reads like an article just written for SEO. If you look at various company "blogs" you can find similar pure word salad bullshit.
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Articles like this: https://news.yahoo.com/im-yorker-visited-texas-first-155308296.html
true
It reads like an article just written for SEO. If you look at various company "blogs" you can find similar pure word salad bullshit.
It reads like it was written by a 21-year-old fresh outta Hofstra with no real life experiences to me. I hate these sort of anthropological pieces, like she's coming down from NYC to study the culture of the indigenous Texas people.
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Articles like this: https://news.yahoo.com/im-yorker-visited-texas-first-155308296.html
true
It reads like an article just written for SEO. If you look at various company "blogs" you can find similar pure word salad bullshit.
It reads like it was written by a 21-year-old fresh outta Hofstra with no real life experiences to me. I hate these sort of anthropological pieces, like she's coming down from NYC to study the culture of the indigenous Texas people.
lost in your hate is how much new yorkers would hate her for calling herself a new yorker
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Articles like this: https://news.yahoo.com/im-yorker-visited-texas-first-155308296.html
true
It reads like an article just written for SEO. If you look at various company "blogs" you can find similar pure word salad bullshit.
It reads like it was written by a 21-year-old fresh outta Hofstra with no real life experiences to me. I hate these sort of anthropological pieces, like she's coming down from NYC to study the culture of the indigenous Texas people.
lost in your hate is how much new yorkers would hate her for calling herself a new yorker
Yes, totally agree with Spracne but this is the part I found the most lol
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Ascension healthcare ad on YouTube
“I jus have a paaassion for heeelpin’ people”
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pet peeve: large groups of famous singers sharing the stage for a song, mainly when they all sing at once and everyone is trying to put their own spin on it. I saw a photo of this and it made me think of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPmnrivfJWk
also that finger cymbal lady is a pet peeve
I see Bill Gates and Jerry Springer in the still of this video.
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I thought it was Lewis Black.
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I thought it was Lewis Black.
I also see Erick from Billy Madison. That is one eclectic group.
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I love John Boener's green jacket. He's really gone all in on cannabis.
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Head football coaches signaling to go for 1 after their first touchdown of the game to make the score 7-3. Like no crap, coach
Did anyone notice the Bills coach doing this after the first touchdown? LMAO
But another pet peeve is how horny sports guys are for that Andy Reid grim reaper quote. Probably saw at least thirty nerds on twitter horned up for it last night.
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Head football coaches signaling to go for 1 after their first touchdown of the game to make the score 7-3. Like no crap, coach
Did anyone notice the Bills coach doing this after the first touchdown? LMAO
But another pet peeve is how horny sports guys are for that Andy Reid grim reaper quote. Probably saw at least thirty nerds on twitter horned up for it last night.
I'm still hard from that quote, so, sue me!
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imagine your pet peeve being andy reid's actual grim reaper quote
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imagine your pet peeve being andy reid's actual grim reaper quote
not the quote, it's the worship of it!
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I never liked the Chiefs growing up because I thought lots of their fans were super annoying goobers.
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imagine your pet peeve being andy reid's actual grim reaper quote
not the quote, it's the worship of it!
When times are up be the biggest down you can be. -michigancat
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anti-pet peeve: all my fans dropping by this thread to check in on me.
:adored:
:Rusty:
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Mich, you might have a case of hipster depression.
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I never liked the Chiefs growing up because I thought lots of their fans were super annoying goobers.
This is 100% accurate. Have you ever visited Kansas or Missouri
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anti-pet peeve: all my fans dropping by this thread to check in on me.
:adored:
:Rusty:
Had to do a triple take to make sure this wasn't a wacky post. :horrorsurprise:
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recently picked up on a lot of people pronouncing it "fuss-strating" and i am very frustrated by that
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recently picked up on a lot of people pronouncing it "fuss-strating" and i am very frustrated by that
a number of high-level people I have worked with pronounce "wholesale" as "hoe-sale" and it is not a pet peeve but something I crave and look forward to.
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recently picked up on a lot of people pronouncing it "fuss-strating" and i am very frustrated by that
a number of high-level people I have worked with pronounce "wholesale" as "hoe-sale" and it is not a pet peeve but something I crave and look forward to.
Sounds like a deep, deep dickcount
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recently picked up on a lot of people pronouncing it "fuss-strating" and i am very frustrated by that
there is a specific local accent that i have pinpointed to upper middle class blue valley school district where people pronounce it "frushtrating"
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I always thought the people that pronounce wolf as woof were funny.
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I always thought the people that pronounce wolf as woof were funny.
I think that's like a speech impediment
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I always thought the people that pronounce wolf as woof were funny.
I think that's like a speech impediment
I don't think it's a speech impediment because it's such a large number of people.
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People who say “tuddies” instead of TDs or touchdowns.
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People who say “tuddies” instead of TDs or touchdowns.
Awful, unacceptable.
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i'm not sure which is the bigger peeve...when people unintentionally use non-sense words/phrases or when it is brought to my attention. I used to not even notice when someone would say "a whole nother"
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When I'm on vacation I use the phrase "When in Rome" a lot and I'm pretty sure I've seen Mrs. Wacky's head explode several times.
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So your PP is Mrs. Wacky's head exploding? :sdeek:
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katpappy, YES!
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sexy! Almost pornographic with it's little balls down there.
I realize phil wasn't exactly doing this here but a big pet peeve of mine is self-proclaimed architecture critics hating on a skyscraper for being shaped like a penis. LIKE NO crap
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Since we're just calling out individual posters now..
Exactly. That kid in Novograd is screwed either way. Why not use the one that kills less american soldiers?
:curse:
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Since we're just calling out individual posters now..
Exactly. That kid in Novograd is screwed either way. Why not use the one that kills less american soldiers?
:curse:
I took the GMAT once and it's driven me crazy ever since
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This genre of tweet
https://twitter.com/_dawnmontgomery/status/1487522541510041605?t=Iq3UrGvEwqKDNH4uiSiaQg&s=19
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People who say “tuddies” instead of TDs or touchdowns.
Awful, unacceptable.
https://twitter.com/Gooch_goEMAW/status/1487898502021754882
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People who say “tuddies” instead of TDs or touchdowns.
Awful, unacceptable.
https://twitter.com/Gooch_goEMAW/status/1487898502021754882
:lol: somebody is looking like an ass. :lol:
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People who say “tuddies” instead of TDs or touchdowns.
Awful, unacceptable.
https://twitter.com/Gooch_goEMAW/status/1487898502021754882
Next time I see him I going to backhand him on his right cheek.
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Tiktoks (or “reels”) where a person “secretly films” their friend/partner/coworker singing so the public can hear their beautiful voice.
My FB has been flooded with these recently for some reason.
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bona fides
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I never used to complain about the number of emails I receive or the total irrelevance most of them have to my life, but it is getting absurd.
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I never used to complain about the number of emails I receive or the total irrelevance most of them have to my life, but it is getting absurd.
https://twitter.com/colecubelic/status/1495782833775861763?s=21
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I was talking about work emails.
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Can we add expense reports to the list? What a tedious annoying thing to do after a long work trip.
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Can we add expense reports to the list? What a tedious annoying thing to do after a long work trip.
Does your company use OneDrive? Scan the receipt with your OneDrive app. Name it with restaurant and total. Save to your Expenses folder.. Save emailed receipts in same manner. Speeds up the process bigtime when it's time to add the receipts to your expense report. I can knock it out a monthly report in 15 minutes.
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Can we add expense reports to the list? What a tedious annoying thing to do after a long work trip.
Does your company use OneDrive? Scan the receipt with your OneDrive app. Name it with restaurant and total. Save to your Expenses folder.. Save emailed receipts in same manner. Speeds up the process bigtime when it's time to add the receipts to your expense report. I can knock it out a monthly report in 15 minutes.
Nope. That sounds heavenly.
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Can we add expense reports to the list? What a tedious annoying thing to do after a long work trip.
Does your company use OneDrive? Scan the receipt with your OneDrive app. Name it with restaurant and total. Save to your Expenses folder.. Save emailed receipts in same manner. Speeds up the process bigtime when it's time to add the receipts to your expense report. I can knock it out a monthly report in 15 minutes.
Nope. That sounds heavenly.
Before OneDrive, I used CamScanner app. Pro upgrade. Saved them to Dropbox. Same system. Surely, you're not submitting paper receipts in 2022.
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I use SwiftScan. I do gather receipts tho and do it when I get back from trips. I probably travel like once a month for work.
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Just curious, for the purpose of this thread is a pet peeve an umbrella term for anything one finds to be annoying or tedious? Or is it a specific behavior or process that could potentially be corrected?
If I’m driving really late at night or really early in the morning and I am approaching an intersection and as I approach the light turns red and then I sit at red light for what feels like an eternity while literally no other cars go through the intersection…I mean I can’t really ask the traffic light to stop doing that, so it seems like more something that I find annoying. If I hear someone saying “a whole nother” then yes that’s a pet peeve bc if I felt so inclined I could go correct them (but I probably wouldn’t bc that’s some petty ass crap right there)
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I was talking about work emails.
How many you get a day roughly
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Just curious, for the purpose of this thread is a pet peeve an umbrella term for anything one finds to be annoying or tedious? Or is it a specific behavior or process that could potentially be corrected?
If I’m driving really late at night or really early in the morning and I am approaching an intersection and as I approach the light turns red and then I sit at red light for what feels like an eternity while literally no other cars go through the intersection…I mean I can’t really ask the traffic light to stop doing that, so it seems like more something that I find annoying. If I hear someone saying “a whole nother” then yes that’s a pet peeve bc if I felt so inclined I could go correct them (but I probably wouldn’t bc that’s some petty ass crap right there)
Just treat the red light like a 4way stop? (Assuming it doesn't have red light cams)
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I did 1 better and just stopped driving at that time of day
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To me a pet peeve is something you find annoying that most other people don't notice / care about
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I was talking about work emails.
How many you get a day roughly
About 50 day. I have an intern right now so it isn't as annoying right now, but generally am actually teaching for about 90% of my day and not in a position to sit and answer emails. Most of them are completely irrelevant.
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I was talking about work emails.
How many you get a day roughly
About 50 day. I have an intern right now so it isn't as annoying right now, but generally am actually teaching for about 90% of my day and not in a position to sit and answer emails. Most of them are completely irrelevant.
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/B2l0NnxK9KiVa0CXBh/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47czkivz2r1dvh1d3rhhpib7lhk5fmy6agypx38sz8&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
ngl that is pretty much my everyday. The guy one chain up probably sits at 100 minimum/day. I am just always curious what some people think is "a lot", 50 is not light but also not like insane. I counted my yesterday for example at was at 78, and like you like 50ish of them were stuff from document control/project management site that are auto generated letting you know thins came in/that went out etc. About 10 actually mattered. The rest was random fluff.
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I also receive 50 emails a day some days. Those days are some weekend days, Christmas, Thanksgiving (Day), and the Fourth of July.
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my pet peeve with emails are the ones that could be one simple two minute phone call but instead it's 20 back and forth emails. :cyclist:
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my pet peeve with emails are the ones that could be one simple two minute phone call but instead it's 20 back and forth emails. :cyclist:
That is the word. I hate calling people as much as any millennial but I'd rather talk it out than try and guess at wtf you're wanting.
Really, bad email etiquette and communication in general is a giant pet peeve, and I'm by no means perfect, but so many people have a hard time expressing what they really want.
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calling when a simple one sentence email would suffice is worse. it's really arrogant to call someone because it implies they should drop everything to deal with your stupid problem right then in real time
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That's shitty too but it goes back to poor communication crap.
IMO knowing when to use an email, talking in person or phone, or IMing is a balance many just simply don't get.
At least if I need to call I always IM the person and say "hey can you talk" "or give me a call when you have time" if it's important but not urgent.
Like people who don't look at your status on teams and IM you when you're presenting or in a meeting and apparently oblivious to the fact you're presenting/busy, and need you to drop your crap to come help them. Like, take a sec and determine if that person can even talk to you. Younger people at my job at THE WORST at that.
I guess the email thing is more hot in my mind because one of the young engineers for my main client is horrible at this. His emails are mini-dissertations that often don't have a point or the point gets lost in a lot of words (also, real giant pet peeve, he never addresses anyone in his email, he just starts off with "Hello" and then goes into it, as if I or anyone else in the email aren't worth even mentioning, it's so goddamn impersonal). If he just emailed or IM'd us and would be like "hey, I'm not fully understanding this or would like to talk about this, can we set up a time to discuss" it'd solve so many problems but instead he just hides behind his keyboard, and we're left trying to actually figure out what he's trying to get.
It's about knowing what is best way to communicate and when to use each one of them.
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That's shitty too but it goes back to poor communication crap.
IMO knowing when to use an email, talking in person or phone, or IMing is a balance many just simply don't get.
At least if I need to call I always IM the person and say "hey can you talk" "or give me a call when you have time" if it's important but not urgent.
Like people who don't look at your status on teams and IM you when you're presenting or in a meeting and apparently oblivious to the fact you're presenting/busy, and need you to drop your crap to come help them. Like, take a sec and determine if that person can even talk to you. Younger people at my job at THE WORST at that.
I guess the email thing is more hot in my mind because one of the young engineers for my main client is horrible at this. His emails are mini-dissertations that often don't have a point or the point gets lost in a lot of words (also, real giant pet peeve, he never addresses anyone in his email, he just starts off with "Hello" and then goes into it, as if I or anyone else in the email aren't worth even mentioning, it's so goddamn impersonal). If he just emailed or IM'd us and would be like "hey, I'm not fully understanding this or would like to talk about this, can we set up a time to discuss" it'd solve so many problems but instead he just hides behind his keyboard, and we're left trying to actually figure out what he's trying to get.
It's about knowing what is best way to communicate and when to use each one of them.
Kinda sounds like this young man has figured out the game, to me.
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That's shitty too but it goes back to poor communication crap.
IMO knowing when to use an email, talking in person or phone, or IMing is a balance many just simply don't get.
At least if I need to call I always IM the person and say "hey can you talk" "or give me a call when you have time" if it's important but not urgent.
Like people who don't look at your status on teams and IM you when you're presenting or in a meeting and apparently oblivious to the fact you're presenting/busy, and need you to drop your crap to come help them. Like, take a sec and determine if that person can even talk to you. Younger people at my job at THE WORST at that.
I guess the email thing is more hot in my mind because one of the young engineers for my main client is horrible at this. His emails are mini-dissertations that often don't have a point or the point gets lost in a lot of words (also, real giant pet peeve, he never addresses anyone in his email, he just starts off with "Hello" and then goes into it, as if I or anyone else in the email aren't worth even mentioning, it's so goddamn impersonal). If he just emailed or IM'd us and would be like "hey, I'm not fully understanding this or would like to talk about this, can we set up a time to discuss" it'd solve so many problems but instead he just hides behind his keyboard, and we're left trying to actually figure out what he's trying to get.
It's about knowing what is best way to communicate and when to use each one of them.
Kinda sounds like this young man has figured out the game, to me.
enjoy deciphering his emails then. I've worked with tons of clients and no one comes as close to making it as hard as possible to understand what he's talking about then him
He once wrote two paragraphs that essentially said "Yeah, this will work." Just say that. Clarity in my work can mean the difference between literal life and death so, you know, be clear.
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I also receive 50 emails a day some days. Those days are some weekend days, Christmas, Thanksgiving (Day), and the Fourth of July.
I totally understand that the number of emails is not at all overwhelming or too many compared to other jobs, but when I am leading classes for most of my day it is a lot to try to keep up with. Especially when I have other meetings to attend on top of the main responsibilities of the job. The emails have significantly picked up in recent years and I think this email inflation is because The people that produce most of the emails have office jobs that seem to mostly consist of producing emails.
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I also receive 50 emails a day some days. Those days are some weekend days, Christmas, Thanksgiving (Day), and the Fourth of July.
I totally understand that the number of emails is not at all overwhelming or too many compared to other jobs, but when I am leading classes for most of my day it is a lot to try to keep up with. Especially when I have other meetings to attend on top of the main responsibilities of the job. The emails have significantly picked up in recent years and I think this email inflation is because The people that produce most of the emails have office jobs that seem to mostly consist of producing emails.
You don't read every e-mail though, right?
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I also receive 50 emails a day some days. Those days are some weekend days, Christmas, Thanksgiving (Day), and the Fourth of July.
I totally understand that the number of emails is not at all overwhelming or too many compared to other jobs, but when I am leading classes for most of my day it is a lot to try to keep up with. Especially when I have other meetings to attend on top of the main responsibilities of the job. The emails have significantly picked up in recent years and I think this email inflation is because The people that produce most of the emails have office jobs that seem to mostly consist of producing emails.
You don't read every e-mail though, right?
Of course not, as we have talked this out I think the thing that triggered me was this middle management type at our building that saw my inbox while I was running a meeting/taking minutes on teams and commented on it and said they were an inbox zero person in a tone of voice I didn’t appreciate. So maybe that was my actual pet peeve.
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I hate "wrong answers only."
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I hate "wrong answers only."
YES
The pinnacle of lazy meming
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"my loss is your gain"
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Dunno if this is a pet peeve, more like one of those things I can’t un-think about, but voicemail greetings. Why is anyone still giving instructions as of answering machines haven’t been around for the last 30+ years?
But to clarify, totally cool if you’re using your voicemail greeting to convey some other info, like “I’m not going to listen to this so if it’s important you should just text me” or “I’m camping in the wilderness until <some date> so if it’s important call somebody else”
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I hate "wrong answers only."
YES
The pinnacle of lazy meming
I hate "POV" tweets
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POV tweets can be pretty funny _33
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I hate "wrong answers only."
YES
The pinnacle of lazy meming
I hate "POV" tweets
I'm not sure I know what this is.
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I hate "wrong answers only."
YES
The pinnacle of lazy meming
I hate "POV" tweets
I'm not sure I know what this is.
this is not exactly a POV tweet, but essentially like this one from the SB halftime last year
https://twitter.com/mattberry05/status/1358596414536900611
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Social Media trolls like to use the term "mid" when discussing a persons looks or a players talents, in the replies section and it's the corniest, dorkiest crap I've ever seen.
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Ok. Whatever you say, mid.
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tf is mid? It sounds stupid
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obviously you're not a golfer
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Social Media trolls like to use the term "mid" when discussing a persons looks or a players talents, in the replies section and it's the corniest, dorkiest crap I've ever seen.
I've never used mid, but I love it. That's one that definitely started with hood culture that's either going to or already has been vultured.
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I am both old and young enough to know what mid means.
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Welp, I'm obviously mid with my old ass, pet peeve takes now. :curse:
(https://c.tenor.com/jXr_8D3187QAAAAM/old-man-music-band.gif)
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There is a special place in hell for people that take 30 items and/or slowly scan items while talking on the phone in the self checkout line. Just watched a woman do both & about had a stroke.
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I know this is cliche, but left lane idiots who don’t get over and go slow really are the worst kind of people, also people who drive like aggro maniacs on highways in trucks. It seems overly rude to blame the left lane people for the aggro people, but being oblivious in the left lane definitely makes the aggros significantly more dangerous.
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Gum in urinals. If you do that, you are a huge rough ridin' bad person.
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Gum in urinals. If you do that, you are a huge rough ridin' bad person.
Also, chaw.
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Gum in urinals. If you do that, you are a huge rough ridin' bad person.
Also, chaw.
How about crap; seen a drunk lady do this in a kid's size urinal once. :flush:
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Gum in urinals. If you do that, you are a huge rough ridin' bad person.
Also, chaw.
Ag Econ students used to put their chaw in the drinking fountains at Waters Hall (and ag guys in Call Hall) and when I was getting boosted up to get a drink by my dad he used to say “do you smell that? Can you believe these idiots put it in their mouth?”
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Wendy's gave me regular nuggies when I clearly requested spicy nuggies :curse:
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I've maybe shared this already but my god when someone closes an email with "please advise" I just go through the roof
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Is that a lawyer thing?
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I've seen it a lot from Indian people.
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I've maybe shared this already but my god when someone closes an email with "please advise" I just go through the roof
Are you able to put your finger on why that triggers you?
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I've maybe shared this already but my god when someone closes an email with "please advise" I just go through the roof
I see that all the time from assoc profs or phd candidates and want to advise them to stick it where the Sun don’t shine
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I've maybe shared this already but my god when someone closes an email with "please advise" I just go through the roof
Welp
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I've maybe shared this already but my god when someone closes an email with "please advise" I just go through the roof
Are you able to put your finger on why that triggers you?
I think because it's used by someone who I work with that isn't very specific about what they need advised on. It's like "Xyy happened. Please advise." Uh, advise on what
But generally, the body of the email should say what you need and "Please advise" should be unnecessary.
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you can basically guarantee there isn't a goddamned question to be found in the email body
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you can basically guarantee there isn't a goddamned question to be found in the email body
YES
If it's like "please advise when this task will be done", that's fine! I'm referring specifically to the two word sentence "Please advise."
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you can basically guarantee there isn't a goddamned question to be found in the email body
YES
If it's like "please advise when this task will be done", that's fine! I'm referring specifically to the two word sentence "Please advise."
Guess I've never noticed this in the wild. What you're describing sounds like somebody just trying to mimic what they think a professional e-mail sounds like. I'm sure I've closed emails with "Please advise," "Please let me know (your thoughts)," "Thoughts?" etc. But yeah, that's only after describing a scenario and a set of potential action items.
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I have a coworker who uses the “Please advise” all the time. It’s never directed at me, tho.
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I'm sure I've done it too and I would cringe at it
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I have a coworker who uses the “Please advise” all the time. It’s never directed at me, tho.
Oh! The last one I got had fifteen people copied and was directed no one in particular!
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I have a coworker who uses the “Please advise” all the time. It’s never directed at me, tho.
Oh! The last one I got had fifteen people copied and was directed no one in particular!
Yeah my coworker does this too but it’s usually kinda medium easy to figure out who should respond. Broad awareness tho for sure.
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I can only really remember seeing “please advise” as a generic ending following a request. Like “We would like to know your side’s position on X, Y, Z. Please advise.”
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Mostly I see it after a question on timing: “when are we going to get comments. Please advise.”
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Mostly I see it after a question on timing: “when are we going to get comments. Please advise.”
Yeah that's completely redundant. "When are we going to get comments" is enough
Terrible
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Sort of redundant. I think it’s basically a way to be kind of a jerk in formal correspondence where you need some kind of a closing phrase. So “Please advise” instead of “Thanks” or “Best” or “Sincerely.”
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Please advise is usually a passive aggressive way of saying the thing you asked me to do is not possible because of some fuckup on your end
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Sort of redundant. I think it’s basically a way to be kind of a jerk in formal correspondence where you need some kind of a closing phrase. So “Please advise” instead of “Thanks” or “Best” or “Sincerely.”
I use the 'thumbs up' emoji as my closing phrase in most of my formal correspondence.
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Please advise is usually a passive aggressive way of saying the thing you asked me to do is not possible because of some fuckup on your end
Bingo. Also it makes it abundantly clear that the ball is in their court which is a premium power move
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sounds like you guys eff up a lot
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More like work with people who eff up a lot
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E-mail closings can be hard but usually are meant to impart politeness. Sometimes if you just ask somebody to do something and that's the end of the e-mail, it can come off as curt/rude. After thinking about this all day, though, I'm pretty sure I always opt for better closings than "Please advise." Still, "When are you going to get me that thing?" seems colder than "When are you going to get me that thing? Please advise. Thanks."
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Personally I would never say “please advise” to someone I like. But does the recipient know I’m basically giving them double birds when I say it? That’s the fun of email.
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I think I also avoid it because I have to pause and concentrate really hard in order to not type "advice" instead.
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This phrase doesn't bother me at all, but upon further reflection I kind of take it to mean...
a. Your problem, not mine (hot potato)
or
b. I don't trust your competency to reply, or in a timely manner
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Dunno if this is a pet peeve, more like one of those things I can’t un-think about, but voicemail greetings. Why is anyone still giving instructions as of answering machines haven’t been around for the last 30+ years?
But to clarify, totally cool if you’re using your voicemail greeting to convey some other info, like “I’m not going to listen to this so if it’s important you should just text me” or “I’m camping in the wilderness until <some date> so if it’s important call somebody else”
This is a good one and I'll tell you why they are still around. Boomers.
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I do "thoughts?" quite a bit.
I also do "Thanks!" too much. I need to quit using the exclamation mark.
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I'm a serial abuser of "let me know your thoughts"
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"best regards" bitches!
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I do "thoughts?" quite a bit.
I also do "Thanks!" too much. I need to quit using the exclamation mark.
A funny thing I’ve noticed about workplace emailing is you have to use WAY more exclamation marks than seems normal in order to avoid looking like a complete jerk.
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"Please advise" just seems curt and realistically is a the result of a bad lead-up in a an email. Like if you need direction on something you should start the email after formal address with the "Looking at xyz we can see there is an issue, so we need to get this resolved quickly and I need your input before proceeding" or something like that.
Then you end the email with when you need it done by.
"Please advise" reminds me of a guy at work that all he does is use ASAP all. the. time. For literally everything. Sometimes that's warranted but 1) not everything is that important and 2) it leaves actually the power in the hands of who you address. My as soon as possible might be next week, or next month or next year.
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The more I think about it, the more I realize my primary use of please advise is when I'm corresponding with a very technical, all business/no nonsense kind of person. They are unimpressed by my regards no matter how warm, and why would they want to tell me their thoughts? What am I their Lisa Frank diary with the heart shaped lock?
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The sign off for the quality control guy at my company is "have a quality day!" and it makes me lol wholesomely
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i don't think you can please advise up the food chain. only down.
so you if you've been please advised, your status is below that of the please adviser.
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What about 'I hope this email finds you well'. Did this email have to travel aboard a steam ship across the Atlantic ocean to reach me? You know I'm well, we were on a zoom together yesterday.
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hasta la pasta ;)
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPduJowBa/
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I was certain I use please advise and did it recently, so I looked at both email accounts to try to find the context. I did not use please advise but I did find that someone sent me a two sentence email and used it twice :ROFL:
MakeItRain,
I will be out of the office on Tuesday, March 8th, 2022, so we will not be able to meet. Please advise as to what time on Wednesday would work for you as I arrive back midday on Monday and have interviews and meetings all afternoon into the evening. Please advise.
Guy who missed MIRs meeting
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That’s perfect, and accurately depicts that it’s often used completely needlessly.
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eff I used “please advise” this morning. I don’t usually, but I was hungover, so :ck:
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that one’s a beaut, MIR
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:D
https://twitter.com/katiedimartin/status/1514290045078974472
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I work for a Swedish company. Their standard email signature was just “BR” for best regards. Nothing else. It’s like code for “end of email”. I loved it.
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"Thanks,"
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Without knowing I do it, I do this a lot when I'm annoyed with a discussion or don't like what I'm hearing, etc... :rolleyes: It's almost lost me my life with my wife and I just had a coworker text me on the side about it, because they felt the same, but i'm worried how much I do it, without knowing it. :frown:
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I pretty much only use "thanks." I also try to keep my emails under 100 words whenever possible, so I don't add fluff to the beginning, either.
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I pretty much only use "thanks." I also try to keep my emails under 100 words whenever possible, so I don't add fluff to the beginning, either.
How it should be, all of that.
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Coke freestyle machines - the syrup to carbonation ratio is always way off
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I'm a big warmest regards, take care, or all the best guy.
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I'm a big warmest regards, take care, or all the best guy.
I'd never heard that "Best," was passive-aggressive.
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Coke freestyle machines - the syrup to carbonation ratio is always way off
I don’t drink pop anymore, but those things were the worst.
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I have a coworker (who I love btw) use "thanks a billion". It's autosaved to all of her emails. Sometimes she writes it out, so it shows twice. :curse:
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maybe she is trying to get to a billion thankses
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Coke freestyle machines - the syrup to carbonation ratio is always way off
I kind of wish the Coke man would set the mixtures instead of the local shop/restaurant doing it. It's so hit and miss, that I have my favorite places for fountain drinks but sometimes they are mixed incorrectly.
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I have a coworker (who I love btw) use "thanks a billion". It's autosaved to all of her emails. Sometimes she writes it out, so it shows twice. :curse:
Does your wife know about this??? :surprised:
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I have a coworker (who I love btw) use "thanks a billion". It's autosaved to all of her emails. Sometimes she writes it out, so it shows twice. :curse:
Does your wife know about this??? :surprised:
We have an open marriage, KP. At a swingers party tonight. They hired a sitter at the party to watch the kids.
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There is a fine line between something being a pet peeve and enraging me and this sign I walk by quite a bit is very close to it
(https://i.ibb.co/vmgMCGv/PXL-20220415-214943084.jpg)
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That tree is mostly now made of dog pee
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https://www.brooklynseeds.net/trees.html
:lol:
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There is a fine line between something being a pet peeve and enraging me and this sign I walk by quite a bit is very close to it
(https://i.ibb.co/vmgMCGv/PXL-20220415-214943084.jpg)
This is stupid, goddamn dogs aren't doing to hurt that tree.
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There is a fine line between something being a pet peeve and enraging me and this sign I walk by quite a bit is very close to it
(https://i.ibb.co/vmgMCGv/PXL-20220415-214943084.jpg)
This is stupid, goddamn dogs aren't doing to hurt that tree.
And they can’t even read!
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There is a fine line between something being a pet peeve and enraging me and this sign I walk by quite a bit is very close to it
(https://i.ibb.co/vmgMCGv/PXL-20220415-214943084.jpg)
This is stupid, goddamn dogs aren't doing to hurt that tree.
And they can’t even read!
I mean it's obviously not written for the dog. It's for an adult human on their way to get a latte!
I will say there are a bunch of signs aimed at dogs not peeing in the little fenced sidewalk gardens like this:
(https://i.ibb.co/pJkd6Hp/Screenshot-20220417-065717.png)
Some are slightly obnoxious but I can see dogs actually doing damage to flowers and the signs aren't as infuriating overall so I let it slide
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love weird emails selling things completely unrelated to what I do
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I have a coworker (who I love btw) use "thanks a billion". It's autosaved to all of her emails. Sometimes she writes it out, so it shows twice. :curse:
Does your wife know about this??? :surprised:
We have an open marriage, KP. At a swingers party tonight. They hired a sitter at the party to watch the kids.
Keep your wife's orientation out our fuckin' message board! I SAID.....KEEP.YOUR.WIFE'S.ORIENTATION.OUT.OUR.FUCKIN'.MESSAGE.BOARD!!
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Back on the topic of email signatures I saw something last week that peeved me to the point of rage but I need to know if this guy is an outlier or if this is an emerging trend. Underneath all the basic contact info this guy listed a bunch of personal crap like you would see in a dating app profile or something. :D :jerk:
Examples:
Avocations - Opera, Food and Wine (Certified Specialist of Wine)
Fun Fact - was film critic at Cannes Film Festival
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Back on the topic of email signatures I saw something last week that peeved me to the point of rage but I need to know if this guy is an outlier or if this is an emerging trend. Underneath all the basic contact info this guy listed a bunch of personal crap like you would see in a dating app profile or something. :D :jerk:
Examples:
Avocations - Opera, Food and Wine (Certified Specialist of Wine)
Fun Fact - was film critic at Cannes Film Festival
I have never seen anything remotely like that. I'd be pretty tempted to send a bottle of Boone's Farm wine over to that guy's house for Christmas.
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Back on the topic of email signatures I saw something last week that peeved me to the point of rage but I need to know if this guy is an outlier or if this is an emerging trend. Underneath all the basic contact info this guy listed a bunch of personal crap like you would see in a dating app profile or something. :D :jerk:
Examples:
Avocations - Opera, Food and Wine (Certified Specialist of Wine)
Fun Fact - was film critic at Cannes Film Festival
I personally would do my best to avoid any and all interactions with that person forever.
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Not a pet peeve but there was a relay tech for a utility we did work for who would change his signature to include minions or some snarky quote any time he didn't get his way, I actually thought it was funny.
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Back on the topic of email signatures I saw something last week that peeved me to the point of rage but I need to know if this guy is an outlier or if this is an emerging trend. Underneath all the basic contact info this guy listed a bunch of personal crap like you would see in a dating app profile or something. :D :jerk:
Examples:
Avocations - Opera, Food and Wine (Certified Specialist of Wine)
Fun Fact - was film critic at Cannes Film Festival
I have never seen anything remotely like that. I'd be pretty tempted to send a bottle of Boone's Farm wine over to that guy's house for Christmas.
I've seen companies who try to be cheeky and fun do things like this. But it's been a while
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Back on the topic of email signatures I saw something last week that peeved me to the point of rage but I need to know if this guy is an outlier or if this is an emerging trend. Underneath all the basic contact info this guy listed a bunch of personal crap like you would see in a dating app profile or something. :D :jerk:
Examples:
Avocations - Opera, Food and Wine (Certified Specialist of Wine)
Fun Fact - was film critic at Cannes Film Festival
I have never seen anything remotely like that. I'd be pretty tempted to send a bottle of Boone's Farm wine over to that guy's house for Christmas.
I've seen companies who try to be cheeky and fun do things like this. But it's been a while
This guy is from the San Francisco area too iirc! :surprised: :Rusty:
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Back on the topic of email signatures I saw something last week that peeved me to the point of rage but I need to know if this guy is an outlier or if this is an emerging trend. Underneath all the basic contact info this guy listed a bunch of personal crap like you would see in a dating app profile or something. :D :jerk:
Examples:
Avocations - Opera, Food and Wine (Certified Specialist of Wine)
Fun Fact - was film critic at Cannes Film Festival
I have never seen anything remotely like that. I'd be pretty tempted to send a bottle of Boone's Farm wine over to that guy's house for Christmas.
I've seen companies who try to be cheeky and fun do things like this. But it's been a while
This guy is from the San Francisco area too iirc! :surprised: :Rusty:
This was jogging my memory and I think my company in Michigan had people put their favorite ice cream in their sigs
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i think i’m the only person in the world who has this issue, which is pretty cool, except it’s a pet peeve. every now and again i’ll get a little lint ball stuck in my armpit hair and I have to rip it out and it hurts.
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i think i’m the only person in the world who has this issue, which is pretty cool, except it’s a pet peeve. every now and again i’ll get a little lint ball stuck in my armpit hair and I have to rip it out and it hurts.
I've had that happen but it doesn't bother me much
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i think i’m the only person in the world who has this issue, which is pretty cool, except it’s a pet peeve. every now and again i’ll get a little lint ball stuck in my armpit hair and I have to rip it out and it hurts.
Have you considered safer sex practices?
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In baseball when the play by play guy says “base clearing triple”
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People who go ape crap over "drinking holidays" with no affiliation. "Happy Cinco De Mayo, bitches! Let's tear this crap up tonight!" - Says the white
atheist female from America who's never entered Mexico.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWQN5-Top6g
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Cinco de mayo isn't a religious holiday. And white women do live in Mexico.
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Cinco de mayo isn't a religious holiday. And white women do live in Mexico.
Yeah the atheist part threw me. I do like that onion bit though.
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Cinco de mayo isn't a religious holiday. And white women do live in Mexico.
Yes, your average white female American is going HAM, because Mexico defeated the french back in 1862. Cinco is just an example. St pattys, fat tuesday, etc.
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Cinco de mayo isn't a religious holiday. And white women do live in Mexico.
Yeah the atheist part threw me. I do like that onion bit though.
Oh it's a good bit.
I liked to party with people on St Patrick's Day even though I'm not Irish. It's fun.
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I bet if you took away a persons phone that's partying on one of these holidays and ask them what the holiday is all about, they'd say something dumb as crap.
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I bet if you took away a persons phone that's partying on one of these holidays and ask them what the holiday is all about, they'd say something dumb as crap.
It's a celebration, not a history dissertation Poindexter.
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:shakesfist:
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office is getting chipotle today :lol: :frown:
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:lol:
Ask them why. Also, @chings, I'm as guilty as the next person of doing this. I asked the wife if we could eat at Margaritas tonight (Mexican food is our fav). I'm just getting old and want to kill people's joy.
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I bet if you took away a persons phone that's partying on one of these holidays and ask them what the holiday is all about, they'd say something dumb as crap.
It's a celebration, not a history dissertation Poindexter.
Yep. All these things (mostly Cinco de Mayo and St. Patty’s) can dip into the offensive, but most people just like feeling like they’re part of the fun.
I’m certainly not hating non-Christians for dying Easter eggs or opening Christmas presents with their kids. It feels good for your culture to make that kind of a dent in society.
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I have a love-hate relationship with cutesy names for employees of a company (and like the cringier the more I love them)
Long post alert.
TLDR: If you were impacted by the layoffs yesterday at Cameo my full time job for the next 2 months is to help you find a new role. Please let us help you.
To the world: Yesterday we reduced our Fameo by 87 people. The four executives who left- Rob Post Emily Boschwitz Nundu Janakiram and me- all wrote themselves into the list in order to save more members of their teams and in recognition of the readiness of the teams they had built to face the work ahead of the company. All of them are smart, courageous, and caring leaders, and they will land in spectacular roles.
The lesson I learned again yesterday is that applying your company values really does matter in everything you do. We put the lens of Roll out The Red Carpet and “personalized and authentic” on our RIF plan, and it helped make a terrible day a little more palatable.
To the remaining Cameo Fameo: I am your CPO for life. I believe in the business to wow those you love. I am still the biggest advocate for the disruptive opportunity and access that Cameo for Business provides. And I know that your leadership team will use this experience to fuel their already strong desire to win.
To the new Cameo Alumni: When Steven Galanis asked me to delay my job search in order to help you with yours, I yelled YES immediately. We will be using my Cameo email and the Cameo Alumni Slack channel to communicate with you- please reach out to Chas Jhin or to me for access if you don’t already have it. Take the time you need to be sad or mad or disappointed, but let us help you find your next role. You are all too talented not to be giving your expertise to the companies who need you.
And finally to the Cameo People Team: I am so grateful to you. You have put so much heart and brainpower into everything we did for the Fameo- everything to Strengthen the Fameo, Work Together Better, and Keep it Cameo. As I told Kristen Clemmer last night, my biggest disappointment is that I am not going to get a front row seat to watching her lead this incredible group. You will always be my people- please keep in touch.
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I am waiting to get coffee at the giant urn at the Fairfield Inn. Someone is getting coffee in front of me. They get their coffee and proceed to add two creams, eight sugar packets, and stir it "just so" right in front of the giant urn. I stand and impatiently wait.
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I am waiting to get coffee at the giant urn at the Fairfield Inn. Someone is getting coffee in front of me. They get their coffee and proceed to add two creams, eight sugar packets, and stir it "just so" right in front of the giant urn. I stand and impatiently wait.
I'm the opposite of that person almost to a fault. I stress when I feel like I'm making other people wait. Like if the coffee was coming out really slowly and there were people behind me I would just fill it up halfway and then come back later when there was no line and fill up the rest.
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I am waiting to get coffee at the giant urn at the Fairfield Inn. Someone is getting coffee in front of me. They get their coffee and proceed to add two creams, eight sugar packets, and stir it "just so" right in front of the giant urn. I stand and impatiently wait.
I'm the opposite of that person almost to a fault. I stress when I feel like I'm making other people wait. Like if the coffee was coming out really slowly and there were people behind me I would just fill it up halfway and then come back later when there was no line and fill up the rest.
Same
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If there's a line for coffee I would just grab some water or something
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If there's a line for coffee I would just grab some water or something
Does one person stirring their coffee really constitute a "line"?
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I bet if you took away a persons phone that's partying on one of these holidays and ask them what the holiday is all about, they'd say something dumb as crap.
Well, the correct answer is "getting drunk," and I'd bet most of them would nail it.
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If there's a line for coffee I would just grab some water or something
Does one person stirring their coffee really constitute a "line"?
Older than 50 I'm guessing?
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If there's a line for coffee I would just grab some water or something
Does one person stirring their coffee really constitute a "line"?
Depends on how strongly you care about waiting for coffee I suppose.
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i can’t imagine not immediately asking the burgeoning barista to move somewhere else to load their coffee with their carcinogen of choice
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At my church we have a pretty great system for this. Fill and step to the side. It's pretty groundbreaking.
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I learned to like coffee black. Took about a week. Everything about it is great. The coffee line could be 10 people long and it doesn't matter because I don't have to wait on anyone to get cream and sugar. It moves right along.
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people who prefer cream & sugar are generally the same type of people who don't realize when they are in other people's way
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The Fairfield Inn coffee line sounds like a stressful situation.
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i can’t imagine not immediately asking the burgeoning barista to move somewhere else to load their coffee with their carcinogen of choice
I think I might just be inclined to sidle right up next to burgeoning barista (bb) and start getting my coffee.
Like, uncomfortably close. Maybe rub up against them a little bit and make some satisfying moans "mmmmm-hmmmm" also. Really let them know that I'm a friendly guy and I like to make new friends in the coffee line.
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That's way too much work for urn coffee
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That's way too much work for urn coffee
Fair point.
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Give the coffee camper an "Ope" when you move in.
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Give the coffee camper an "Ope" when you move in.
lmao.
Also, coffee "urn"?
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Give the coffee camper an "Ope" when you move in.
lmao.
Also, coffee "urn"?
yeah i just call it a covered coffee dish
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Give the coffee camper an "Ope" when you move in.
lmao.
Also, coffee "urn"?
yeah i just call it a covered coffee dish
That made me carafe.
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what are they called?
(https://i.imgur.com/GdgCNwE.png)
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Urn works!
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Coffee grounds are basically cremated coffee beans so yeah.
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this is twice now where it seems michcat has a weird and specific aversion to the word "pot"
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mich, what do you call the county to the east of Riley?
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I'm with mich on this though - pot, in this context, would make me think of a round glass coffee pitcher.
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well round glass coffee pitcher seems pretty close except for the glass part. but you're right maybe decorative container for human remains is closer
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I would call it a coffee carafe, because I'm not a 'gloid.
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I would call it a coffee carafe, because I'm not a 'gloid.
"Carafe" is acceptable but generally implies a handle. "Pot" is unacceptable.
Google it
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If I was the OP I would have said coffee "thing"
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If I was the OP I would have said coffee "thing"
White Midwesterners love to hate calling things what they are
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I would call it a coffee carafe, because I'm not a 'gloid.
"Carafe" is acceptable but generally implies a handle. "Pot" is unacceptable.
Google it
I'm with you on urn, but I think of carafes as pitchers that lack a handle
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I would call it a coffee carafe, because I'm not a 'gloid.
"Carafe" is acceptable but generally implies a handle. "Pot" is unacceptable.
Google it
I'm with you on urn, but I think of carafes as pitchers that lack a handle
GOOGLE IT
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Replacement-12-Cup-Black-Coffee-Carafe-DCC-1200PRC/104340879?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=5278
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mich, what do you call the county to the east of Riley?
covered watomie
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I would call it a coffee carafe, because I'm not a 'gloid.
"Carafe" is acceptable but generally implies a handle. "Pot" is unacceptable.
Google it
I'm with you on urn, but I think of carafes as pitchers that lack a handle
GOOGLE IT
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Replacement-12-Cup-Black-Coffee-Carafe-DCC-1200PRC/104340879?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=5278
I guess when you're specific to coffee, it makes more sense. If you just google carafe, you get a lot of pitchers without handles
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I would never say urn, I would say “dispenser”
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Urn works!
Yup https://www.restaurantsupply.com/commercial-coffee-urns (https://www.restaurantsupply.com/commercial-coffee-urns)
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If I was the OP I would have said coffee "thing"
White Midwesterners love to hate calling things what they are
SEE-ment
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what are they called?
(https://i.imgur.com/GdgCNwE.png)
Traffic bottleneck
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what are they called?
(https://i.imgur.com/GdgCNwE.png)
Ok in fairness…no wonder there was a traffic jam there is absolutely no runway for accoutrements. That coffee station was clearly designed by someone who drinks their coffee black
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what are they called?
(https://i.imgur.com/GdgCNwE.png)
Ok in fairness…no wonder there was a traffic jam there is absolutely no runway for accoutrements. That coffee station was clearly designed by someone who drinks their coffee black
That wasn't the actual station
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mich, what do you call the county to the east of Riley?
covered watomie
lol
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I would call it a coffee carafe, because I'm not a 'gloid.
"Carafe" is acceptable but generally implies a handle. "Pot" is unacceptable.
Google it
I'm with you on urn, but I think of carafes as pitchers that lack a handle
GOOGLE IT
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Replacement-12-Cup-Black-Coffee-Carafe-DCC-1200PRC/104340879?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=5278
this is universally thought of as a carafe
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71vnOPG4h+S._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
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this genre of tweet
https://twitter.com/RachelBitecofer/status/1530198035640201217
https://twitter.com/QasimRashid/status/1529669710152884225
it's like they're tragedy "zingers"
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take it to the pit
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self closing toilet seats
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My Australian friend complains of 50 degree weather
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220530/935e3ac99c7590886e9fa55c90827f19.jpg)
:Wha:
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Really good humble brag about finishing the crossword puzzle there mich
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damn i am owned
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Shopped
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damn i am owned
... by what appears to be the easiest crossword ever.
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damn i am owned
... by what appears to be the easiest crossword ever.
Monday's are always the easiest! ("urn" is a frequent clue and I do the NYT (:gocho:) crossword daily which may or may not have influenced what called the thing I got my coffee from)
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pretty sure that was my second best Monday time, I had a 5:31 once
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damn i am owned
... by what appears to be the easiest crossword ever.
... I do the NYT (:gocho:) crossword daily ...
Whoah, I'm sorry, sir. Didn't realize who I was talking to.
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damn i am owned
... by what appears to be the easiest crossword ever.
... I do the NYT (:gocho:) crossword daily ...
Whoah, I'm sorry, sir. Didn't realize who I was talking to.
I could probably be faster but I'm not used to doing them while wearing a monocle yet.
(https://i.ibb.co/rkdzMjZ/Screenshot-20220531-141815.png)
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This is going to be a super random one, but the more and more golf charities I play, they ask us to take pics like this before teeing off:
https://twitter.com/FrankieBorrelli/status/1532380392220676096?s=20&t=E6PBk8rq0JQOqHz3uf4d0Q
Why is this a thing? I'd rather have a pic one arm hugging my bud before tee off, with a boulevard wheatie in my hand. This seems so weirdly formal to me and who ever started this trend, annoys me.
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This is going to be a super random one, but the more and more golf charities I play, they ask us to take pics like this before teeing off:
https://twitter.com/FrankieBorrelli/status/1532380392220676096?s=20&t=E6PBk8rq0JQOqHz3uf4d0Q
Why is this a thing? I'd rather have a pic one arm hugging my bud before tee off, with a boulevard wheatie in my hand. This seems so weirdly formal to me and who ever started this trend, annoys me.
Pretty sweet fanningbrag
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:lol: Playing golf and having my in laws put me in their charity events for almost free is barely the brag. If anything, it's the opposite. I'm not Catholic, but I'm trying to contribute more when I go to these things. Just feels like a stuffy pic at tee off, when the whole day is usually a party on the golf course.
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Are you not allowed to take your own pictures?
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I mean you are, but those aren't the ones they send out for the weekly newsletter/charity page/etc. It's ok, I know it's a dumb PP. But we're all kinda quirky, right?
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I've maybe said this one before but I don't understand when someone wins an mvp award or something they say they are "humbled". Like what on earth, being told you are the best at something is the opposite of humbling
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I've maybe said this one before but I don't understand when someone wins an mvp award or something they say they are "humbled". Like what on earth, being told you are the best at something is the opposite of humbling
Humble has two meanings. It means "not proud," and it means "near the ground." Maybe it's the second meaning?
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I've maybe said this one before but I don't understand when someone wins an mvp award or something they say they are "humbled". Like what on earth, being told you are the best at something is the opposite of humbling
Humble has two meanings. It means "not proud," and it means "near the ground." Maybe it's the second meaning?
Somebody read Charlotte's Web...
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i think they mean that even as they have surpassed all earthly competition, they are reminded that they are as far below the divine as all other men are below them.
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I've maybe said this one before but I don't understand when someone wins an mvp award or something they say they are "humbled". Like what on earth, being told you are the best at something is the opposite of humbling
Humble has two meanings. It means "not proud," and it means "near the ground." Maybe it's the second meaning?
Somebody read Charlotte's Web...
I'm very humbled that you were able to immediately dig that out.
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i think they mean that even as they have surpassed all earthly competition, they are reminded that they are as far below the divine as all other men are below them.
Or that despite their success on the court/field, the reward serves to remind them that they are ultimately judged by a bunch of poindexters who hold the player’s fate in their hands.
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People saying "wifey" or "hubby".
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People saying "wifey" or "hubby".
Fixing small man syndrome needs it’s thread
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People saying "wifey" or "hubby".
The husband or The wife drives me insane
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Singles who can’t land strange absolutely hate normal terms.
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Especially tiny munchkins
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Wrong on both counts. You've got issues, my friend whom I've never met.
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People saying "wifey" or "hubby".
The worst. Gag me with a rough ridin' spoon.
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Look you guys, I’m not at all implying that Shanann Watts “had it coming” but I’m pretty sure she referred to Chris as hubby and herself as his wifey. Just like, saying
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People saying "wifey" or "hubby".
The worst. Gag me with a rough ridin' spoon.
It's even worst when a man calls his man partner a "wifey"; the same goes for females.
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Wrong on both counts. You've got issues, my friend whom I've never met.
if you’re near 40 and no one can deal with your crap, you probably suck hard IRL and cutesy new nicknames you can’t handle would be the absolute nail in the Coven for a dork store like yourself. RIP and horns down!
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Wrong on both counts. You've got issues, my friend whom I've never met.
if you’re near 40 and no one can deal with your crap, you probably suck hard IRL and cutesy new nicknames you can’t handle would be the absolute nail in the Coven for a dork store like yourself. RIP and horns down!
I'm in my early 30's. The same age Jesus (known single stud) was when he died. We're both single by choice, although for different reasons. I just don't want to be in a relationship at this time. Respect my decision. (I could pelt circles around your ass, btw, even if your wifey weren't in the picture.)
Jesus does not approve of the dark arts performed by covens.
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:lol:
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Guy who has everything together and went to two rival schools and lives on this board has everything figured out. Add tiny munchkin to his resume too!
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Guy who has everything together and went to two rival schools and lives on this board has everything figured out. Add tiny munchkin to his resume too!
Yeah. I've gotten to know a number of people whom I consider good friends from this board and honestly don't give two shits that it's a "rival" board. It's about the people, dummy. So yes, I've figured it out.
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Guy who has everything together and went to two rival schools and lives on this board has everything figured out. Add tiny munchkin to his resume too!
Yeah. I've made a lot of friends on this board and honestly don't give two shits that it's a "rival" board. It's about the people, dummy. So yes, I've figured it out.
100K+ In debt later and your best friends are rivals? Telling!
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420seriouscat69 do you ever worry that someone else might start posting personal information about you because they’re having a hissy fit?
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420seriouscat69 do you ever worry that someone else might start posting personal information about you because they’re having a hissy fit?
Why would I care about that? You girls do enough. If you want to plant your digits on the #WRPOAT I’m down. I already know your digits too.
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420seriouscat69 do you ever worry that someone else might start posting personal information about you because they’re having a hissy fit?
Why would I care about that?
I don’t know, why would you, poster previously known as something other than 420seriouscat69?
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420seriouscat69 do you ever worry that someone else might start posting personal information about you because they’re having a hissy fit?
Why would I care about that? You girls do enough. If you want to plant your digits on the #WRPOAT I’m down. I already know your digits too.
Can we keep the Pit in the Pit? Or hell, they had to give you an entire board to yourself for shitposting, but you just can't keep your shitposting contained.
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420seriouscat69 do you ever worry that someone else might start posting personal information about you because they’re having a hissy fit?
Why would I care about that? You girls do enough. If you want to plant your digits on the #WRPOAT I’m down. I already know your digits too.
Can we keep the Pit in the Pit? Or hell, they had to give you an entire board to yourself for shitposting, but you just can't keep your shitposting contained.
You went to KU and Texas, why are you here?
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420seriouscat69 do you ever worry that someone else might start posting personal information about you because they’re having a hissy fit?
Why would I care about that?
I don’t know, why would you, poster previously known as something other than 420seriouscat69?
cat, nobody cares about your fandom for backing the #LRPOAT, grow up!
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Wacky got all upset because he lied about voting for Joe Biden (in fact, he stayed home). Now, he's lashing out at me. And also, I guess he thinks I should leave the board. With friends like these, who needs rivals?
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Spracs is just another squawk who left grad school without friends. Drug his family through the process and set up shop for simps.
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My guess of this blog’s top 10 sex-havers:
1. Beems
2 thru 8: still Beems
9. Spracs
10. ksublumpkin (by volume)
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My guess of this blog’s top 10 sex-havers:
1. Beems
2 thru 8: still Beems
9. Spracs
10. ksublumpkin (by volume)
How hammered are you?
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You’re welcome to disagree, that’s the beauty of a good old fashioned Pelt Off. Don’t worry wacky you’re way out in front of the “people who are Eskimo brothers with the most professional/D1 athletes” that crown is securely yours
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If BAC isn’t the biggest simp of life, I’m really confused.
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Mark off BAC as a new pelt. Lol
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Simpin’ ain’t easy
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Simpin’ ain’t easy
neither is acting super Lib to see loved ones die
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You’re welcome to disagree, that’s the beauty of a good old fashioned Pelt Off. Don’t worry wacky you’re way out in front of the “people who are Eskimo brothers with the most professional/D1 athletes” that crown is securely yours
rough ridin' hot girls is easy. Especially after they just met Josh Freeman. Let me know how I can help you.
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Where I'm at
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You’re welcome to disagree, that’s the beauty of a good old fashioned Pelt Off. Don’t worry wacky you’re way out in front of the “people who are Eskimo brothers with the most professional/D1 athletes” that crown is securely yours
rough ridin' hot girls is easy. Especially after they just met Josh Freeman. Let me know how I can help you.
Heavy is the head, I suppose
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Wacky got all upset because he lied about voting for Joe Biden (in fact, he stayed home). Now, he's lashing out at me. And also, I guess he thinks I should leave the board. With friends like these, who needs rivals?
:cheers: Euphoria bros for life!
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Joel-off
Pelt-off
W2-off
Car-off
Portfolio-off
House-off
Dick-off
Limitless
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My wife doesn’t use “Cook Time” on the microwave. She just hits the “Plus 30 sec” button 4 or 5 times then takes it out when she feels like it. When she takes it out she doesn’t press “Clear” so our microwave constantly says “0:13” or “1:45”. Next time she needs it she just hits start. I want to say this belongs in the efficiency thread, but she’s constantly under cooking or over cooking so she’s either taking out/putting in multiple times or is waiting for it to cool. She’s never developed the ability to look at something, touch it to see how cold it is, then be able to gauge how long to set a cook time.
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Wacky got all upset because he lied about voting for Joe Biden (in fact, he stayed home). Now, he's lashing out at me. And also, I guess he thinks I should leave the board. With friends like these, who needs rivals?
I don't meet internet people, but you seem A OK to me Spracs. :Cheers:
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my coworker Ted's (whomst i have described at length in the hilarious things at your office thread) wife is having a baby soon so everyone signed a card and he just thanked us in a group chat and referred to her as "the wife" which is completely 100% on brand for ol' Ted
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My wife doesn’t use “Cook Time” on the microwave. She just hits the “Plus 30 sec” button 4 or 5 times then takes it out when she feels like it. When she takes it out she doesn’t press “Clear” so our microwave constantly says “0:13” or “1:45”. Next time she needs it she just hits start. I want to say this belongs in the efficiency thread, but she’s constantly under cooking or over cooking so she’s either taking out/putting in multiple times or is waiting for it to cool. She’s never developed the ability to look at something, touch it to see how cold it is, then be able to gauge how long to set a cook time.
I do this as well especially when reheating stuff. Jam the :30 second button a couple of times and pull it out when it smells good.
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My guess of this blog’s top 10 sex-havers:
1. Beems
2 thru 8: still Beems
9. Spracs
10. ksublumpkin (by volume)
I had totally forgot about beems claim to have bagged 100+ pelts.
Some of my HS friends were in the same frat as him and I remember some good stories from them. Can't remember the exact details but one pelt involved an attempt at anal and a large Lincoln log being left in the middle of the floor one night that was there the next morning.
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My guess of this blog’s top 10 sex-havers:
1. Beems
2 thru 8: still Beems
9. Spracs
10. ksublumpkin (by volume)
I had totally forgot about beems claim to have bagged 100+ pelts.
Some of my HS friends were in the same frat as him and I remember some good stories from them. Can't remember the exact details but one pelt involved an attempt at anal and a large Lincoln log being left in the middle of the floor one night that was there the next morning.
Lincoln logs?? Oh my. Not to kink shame but that seems like the kind of thing that takes a while to build some trust not just a whim with some slampiece you bagged that night
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It's a very petty one but I don't like it when adults use "zip" for zero when saying the score.
"What's the score???"
"Three-zip."
My friend, you sound like a child.
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It's a very petty one but I don't like it when adults use "zip" for zero when saying the score.
"What's the score???"
"Three-zip."
My friend, you sound like a child.
I use “oh” a lot.
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It's a very petty one but I don't like it when adults use "zip" for zero when saying the score.
"What's the score???"
"Three-zip."
My friend, you sound like a child.
I use “oh” a lot.
Because you are an adult
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Nil sounds pretentious
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"zip" is like "bucks" (for dollars) in that is sounds very 1940s
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I really like zip
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server at restaurant: so, what looks delicious today??????
me: shut the eff up you downgraded mong
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side hustle
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side hustle
Tell me you're a broke contractor without telling me you're a broke contractor
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that reminds me of another one-
tell me something without telling me something
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that reminds me of another one-
tell me something without telling me something
Yeah that was on purpose!
Also could have subbed "shitty Etsy shop proprietor" or "pyramid scheme participant" for "contractor"
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People with as many pet peeves as mich & pissclams
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:lol:
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People with as many pet peeves as mich & pissclams
catastrophe says hold my beer!!!
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Man I tell ya what really pets my peeve…when a box of cereal is opened/stored any way other than how I do it.
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Man I tell ya what really pets my peeve…when a box of cereal is opened/stored any way other than how I do it.
what is your approach
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Man I tell ya what really pets my peeve…when a box of cereal is opened/stored any way other than how I do it.
what is your approach
Glad you asked, kk.
Let’s start with the opening of the box. Open with care. Tab and slot integrity is paramount.
Next, opening the bag. Really no need to open it more than 1/3 the length. It will pour fine. No Need to pull that bad boy open end to end like some mongo.
Next, don’t roll the bag closed after. I mean unless you know you aren’t opening it back up for a while but if that’s the case just like, get a new box of cereal.
And finally, closing. Insert tab A into slot B that you took care to preserve when opening the box the first time.
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That reminds me how much it bugs me when anyone other than me loads the dishwasher.
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My wife doesn’t use “Cook Time” on the microwave. She just hits the “Plus 30 sec” button 4 or 5 times then takes it out when she feels like it. When she takes it out she doesn’t press “Clear” so our microwave constantly says “0:13” or “1:45”. Next time she needs it she just hits start. I want to say this belongs in the efficiency thread, but she’s constantly under cooking or over cooking so she’s either taking out/putting in multiple times or is waiting for it to cool. She’s never developed the ability to look at something, touch it to see how cold it is, then be able to gauge how long to set a cook time.
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People with as many pet peeves as mich & pissclams
lmfao
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That reminds me how much it bugs me when anyone other than me loads the dishwasher.
Housewife envy?
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Man I tell ya what really pets my peeve…when a box of cereal is opened/stored any way other than how I do it.
what is your approach
Glad you asked, kk.
Let’s start with the opening of the box. Open with care. Tab and slot integrity is paramount.
Next, opening the bag. Really no need to open it more than 1/3 the length. It will pour fine. No Need to pull that bad boy open end to end like some mongo.
Next, don’t roll the bag closed after. I mean unless you know you aren’t opening it back up for a while but if that’s the case just like, get a new box of cereal.
And finally, closing. Insert tab A into slot B that you took care to preserve when opening the box the first time.
I open the bag 100% or greater. The very practical reason for this is that I will eat 90% of the contents dry with my fist.
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Man I tell ya what really pets my peeve…when a box of cereal is opened/stored any way other than how I do it.
what is your approach
Glad you asked, kk.
Let’s start with the opening of the box. Open with care. Tab and slot integrity is paramount.
Next, opening the bag. Really no need to open it more than 1/3 the length. It will pour fine. No Need to pull that bad boy open end to end like some mongo.
Next, don’t roll the bag closed after. I mean unless you know you aren’t opening it back up for a while but if that’s the case just like, get a new box of cereal.
And finally, closing. Insert tab A into slot B that you took care to preserve when opening the box the first time.
I open the bag 100% or greater. The very practical reason for this is that I will eat 90% of the contents dry with my fist.
know whats easier to get your entire hand into than a cereal box? a bowl. Just pour it into a bowl, you monster.
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BAC, how much do you love washing dishes?
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Just catching up on this thread, and wacky's ban makes a lot more sense now.
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Just catching up on this thread, and wacky's ban makes a lot more sense now.
Ha, didn't know that. Was it like permanent? I was actually wondering where he was.
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BAC, how much do you love washing dishes?
With a messy toddler who needs her lunch packed in Tupperware for daycare every day…we’ve resigned ourselves to running the dishwasher every night.
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Just catching up on this thread, and wacky's ban makes a lot more sense now.
Ha, didn't know that. Was it like permanent? I was actually wondering where he was.
I hope for his sake it is. He can’t handle it here.
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Judging by his twitter, he can’t handle it anywhere
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Not permanent as far as I know, he's signed on pretty recently
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Not permanent as far as I know, he's signed on pretty recently
My understanding is he's allowed to post. He's just voluntarily abstained.
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Judging by his twitter, he can’t handle it anywhere
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a big pass on looking at that. Adults getting banned on messaging things is really a thing huh. bizarre
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Ms. WW never completely finishes her plate. There is always some sauce or tiny bits of food left. I'm always "finishing" her plate before doing this dishes. IDK why this bothers me but it does.
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I think you're the weirdo on this, not Ms. WW.
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Ms. WW never completely finishes her plate. There is always some sauce or tiny bits of food left. I'm always "finishing" her plate before doing this dishes. IDK why this bothers me but it does.
I do the same as Ms. WW. It's a reminder that I don't *have* to eat everything on my plate.
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I throw out so much food lmao
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I grew up dirt poor, so the idea of wasting food kills me. My wife didn’t grow up poor, and our kids haven’t, so they all throw crap away on the daily

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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
:sdeek:
What kind of weirdo would do that?
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Sorry if covered already, itt but what is wrong with people who insist on putting their carryon suitcases in the overhead bin horizontally instead of vertically? There is a sign that explicitly shows how to do it the right way.
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
The worst
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Sorry if covered already, itt but what is wrong with people who insist on putting their carryon suitcases in the overhead bin horizontally instead of vertically? There is a sign that explicitly shows how to do it the right way.
Just depends on the birds/bins, my man.
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
The worst
I'm not a confrontational guy.. but this would probably make me at least give a hint and say you must've forgot your headphones today eh sport?
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
The worst
I'm not a confrontational guy.. but this would probably make me at least give a hint and say you must've forgot your headphones today eh sport?
Probably ran into 3 of them this week. Also one girl just holding her phone playing music from its shitty speakers.
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Ms. WW never completely finishes her plate. There is always some sauce or tiny bits of food left. I'm always "finishing" her plate before doing this dishes. IDK why this bothers me but it does.
You’re upset she doesn’t finish the sauce? Do you have bread with every meal or do you like literally lick the plate clean?
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Not a pet peeve, but I'm always confounded by the super clean and fragrant smelling people on the trail. I usually reek.
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Ms. WW never completely finishes her plate. There is always some sauce or tiny bits of food left. I'm always "finishing" her plate before doing this dishes. IDK why this bothers me but it does.
You’re upset she doesn’t finish the sauce? Do you have bread with every meal or do you like literally lick the plate clean?
1. I'm not upset. It's a pet peeve.
2. no bread, usually use the utensil to get most of the plate. I have been known to lick the plate when I make a damn good sauce.
3. I realize this is probably a Pet Peeve of hers.
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Ms. WW never completely finishes her plate. There is always some sauce or tiny bits of food left. I'm always "finishing" her plate before doing this dishes. IDK why this bothers me but it does.
You’re upset she doesn’t finish the sauce? Do you have bread with every meal or do you like literally lick the plate clean?
1. I'm not upset. It's a pet peeve.
2. no bread, usually use the utensil to get most of the plate. I have been known to lick the plate when I make a damn good sauce.
3. I realize this is probably a Pet Peeve of hers.
I would pay good money to watch you do this in a fancy establishment. Watching the reaction of your fellow diners would be worth it. :ROFL:
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Sorry if covered already, itt but what is wrong with people who insist on putting their carryon suitcases in the overhead bin horizontally instead of vertically? There is a sign that explicitly shows how to do it the right way.
Just depends on the birds/bins, my man.
I mean, we've just spent an hour at the gate listening to to airline crew plead with people to check their luggage and folks are like "nope, I won't put by bag into the bin in a way that will increase the number of bags that can go in the bin by 33%."
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Sorry if covered already, itt but what is wrong with people who insist on putting their carryon suitcases in the overhead bin horizontally instead of vertically? There is a sign that explicitly shows how to do it the right way.
Just depends on the birds/bins, my man.
I mean, we've just spent an hour at the gate listening to to airline crew plead with people to check their luggage and folks are like "nope, I won't put by bag into the bin in a way that will increase the number of bags that can go in the bin by 33%."
oh man this reminds me. i flew back from orlando on friday on swa. well, I sit in bulkhead of course for the additional leg room and boarded a-list. my carryon fits swa’s measures but only fits overhead the long way, otherwise the latch on the bin won’t close. well along comes this geezer, probably pushing 100 years old. he decides he’s wanting the middle seat in row 2, across the aisle and one back from me. this son of a bitch goes to move my carryon so to make room for his bag and can he barely get it turned because he’s so old (while the flight attendant who had a jamaican accent is yelling to him over the intercom that my luggage needed to be left alone because the bin wasn’t going to close. he just ignored her, I looked at her and she looked at me and we both lmao at him. she came and moved it back and put his bag somewhere else. i just continued to lmao. what’s your problem bro, are you addicted to that bin? finished watching s11 of curb on the flight
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hey sandstone outcropping was that you messing with my luggage? how old are you man, 107?
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hey sandstone outcropping was that you messing with my luggage? how old are you man, 107?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
Oh man. At the zoo this weekend, this dude was jamming explicit rap while just walking around. It was loud as crap too. We saw him twice. The best part was that he was a teenager and both times we saw/heard him, he was just trailing 5-10 feet behind his parents. It was so bizarre. Get some headphones my dude.
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I felt really old typing that, but it was ridiculous
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Ms. WW never completely finishes her plate. There is always some sauce or tiny bits of food left. I'm always "finishing" her plate before doing this dishes. IDK why this bothers me but it does.
You’re upset she doesn’t finish the sauce? Do you have bread with every meal or do you like literally lick the plate clean?
1. I'm not upset. It's a pet peeve.
2. no bread, usually use the utensil to get most of the plate. I have been known to lick the plate when I make a damn good sauce.
3. I realize this is probably a Pet Peeve of hers.
I would pay good money to watch you do this in a fancy establishment. Watching the reaction of your fellow diners would be worth it. :ROFL:
Strictly an at home thing. heh
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The mountains of "statistical analysis" of tv ratings comparing the pac 12 and big 12
https://twitter.com/BE_SicEm365/status/1553093618847678471
Like who cares
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I mean, obviously you do.
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JFC, that's a lot of boring info.
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people who say "but i've slept since then"
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people who say "but i've slept since then"
Use this in a sentence.... I don't know that I've come across this yet
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people who say "but i've slept since then"
Use this in a sentence.... I don't know that I've come across this yet
its used when you're discussing a topic that you haven't talked about in a while. Its kind of a way of saying "it's been a while since we last talked about this so my memory isn't sharp" or "a lot has changed or progressed on this topic since we last talked about it and i may not be up to date on the latest and greatest"
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I've never heard that
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BAC are the offenders project managers? Beause I have heard a lot of project managers say that.
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BAC are the offenders project managers? Beause I have heard a lot of project managers say that.
PMs and lead engineers are heavy offenders. I used to do it from time to time until i realized how much i was getting on my own nerves. I'm also guilty of responding to the question "how's it going?" with "livin' the dream" and i've worked hard to cut that crap out
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BAC are the offenders project managers? Beause I have heard a lot of project managers say that.
PMs and lead engineers are heavy offenders. I used to do it from time to time until i realized how much i was getting on my own nerves. I'm also guilty of responding to the question "how's it going?" with "livin' the dream" and i've worked hard to cut that crap out
That's a close relative to the "Workin' hard....or hardly workin'?" one. Such a classic!
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BAC are the offenders project managers? Beause I have heard a lot of project managers say that.
PMs and lead engineers are heavy offenders. I used to do it from time to time until i realized how much i was getting on my own nerves. I'm also guilty of responding to the question "how's it going?" with "livin' the dream" and i've worked hard to cut that crap out
The "livin the dream" used to really bother me, I prefer though the "just another day in paradise" cause it's easier to sound sarcastic with it
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BAC are the offenders project managers? Beause I have heard a lot of project managers say that.
PMs and lead engineers are heavy offenders. I used to do it from time to time until i realized how much i was getting on my own nerves. I'm also guilty of responding to the question "how's it going?" with "livin' the dream" and i've worked hard to cut that crap out
The main dude I'm thinking of is big on livin the dream too
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Just had my monthly stroke in the grocery store self checkout line. I swear my wife calls ahead to have them funnel people towards them that have no clue how to use them just eff with me. I just watched a guy spend 4 minutes slowly putting in $45 of $1s. No one does that unless they’re purposely rough ridin' with the people waiting behind them.
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I just watched a guy spend 4 minutes slowly putting in $45 of $1s. No one does that unless they’re purposely rough ridin' with the people waiting behind them.
lol
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Just had my monthly stroke in the grocery store self checkout line. I swear my wife calls ahead to have them funnel people towards them that have no clue how to use them just eff with me. I just watched a guy spend 4 minutes slowly putting in $45 of $1s. No one does that unless they’re purposely rough ridin' with the people waiting behind them.
Strippers need groceries too!
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Hell yes
https://twitter.com/kushaanshah/status/1561771338510921728
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Ok not that great but I like the concept
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I laughed
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bad person workers who keep working well after dark with their back-up BEEP BEEP BEEP :curse:
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There is a really long turn lane in manhattan on ft Riley blvd, but most of it is a solid white line. People wait and then just come over without even looking or thinking and are totally oblivious to the fact that they are in the wrong and get mad at people that are following the law.
Related- people don’t know how to merge on to ft Riley blvd from any of the 3 major in town merging lanes. They just stop and sit there with their necks cranked. Awful.
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Also manhattan has gone crazy with red light left turn signals and I hate them. I took Adam Carolla’s advice from years ago and mostly just ignore them if there is no traffic around. Haven’t been stopped yet.
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This stupid thing was taking up four parking spots in the Aggieville surface level parking lot.
Multi-layered here-
1) fascism
2) cops breaking laws for no reason
3) cops wasting money
4) people who complain about not enough parking in aggieville
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This stupid thing was taking up four parking spots in the Aggieville surface level parking lot.
Multi-layered here-
1) fascism
2) cops breaking laws for no reason
3) cops wasting money
4) people who complain about not enough parking in aggieville
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But there's probably 1 or 2 underage kids with fake ID's drinking illegally, there.
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I remember when they bought that. I think it was with a grant & they had to have a valid reason to use it within 2 years or they had to pay the grant back.
I wonder what bullshit they made up to justify it.
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Rammed it through a st patty’s day lawn orgy
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
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Also manhattan has gone crazy with red light left turn signals and I hate them. I took Adam Carolla’s advice from years ago and mostly just ignore them if there is no traffic around. Haven’t been stopped yet.
manhattan is ADDING them?? they are the absolute worst. a johnson county staple. luckily they are mostly non existent in kcmo
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
Should be shot on the spot. I can't imagine the chaos these people inflict on the lives of others off the trail.
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
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Where is this? I want to see the comments/replies
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
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Where is this? I want to see the comments/replies
I saw it here. Taylor doesn't often cite her sources!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Chq1vOAu9sw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
Should be shot on the spot. I can't imagine the chaos these people inflict on the lives of others off the trail.
What is the thinking here? Is it, I like these jamz and I feel that everyone else should hear them too? or is it, I prob shouldn't have earbuds in in case a bear is following me, but I still want to hear my jamz?
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Where is this? I want to see the comments/replies
https://twitter.com/wadnr/status/1560656434659876867
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tuddy
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tuddy
Yes! I read this yesterday but was too lazy to find this thread. Thank you for your service.
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It's the worst thing ever
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tuddy
Yes! I read this yesterday but was too lazy to find this thread. Thank you for your service.
This has to be a southern thing, right? Definite pet peeve.
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Drivers who block the right lane at an intersection when not making a right-hand turn. If the other lane is open, get in the other lane.
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"asking for a friend"
"I don't know who needs to hear this but"
"WHO DID THIS?! *3 crying laughing emojis". <----- Trim or I have probably mentioned this before in this thread.
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
Should be shot on the spot. I can't imagine the chaos these people inflict on the lives of others off the trail.
What is the thinking here? Is it, I like these jamz and I feel that everyone else should hear them too? or is it, I prob shouldn't have earbuds in in case a bear is following me, but I still want to hear my jamz?
Best way to attract bears, any real hunter/hiker knows bears love to dance. Just watch out if they tap you on the shoulder and want you to dance with them. That part is fun until the dance is over because bears love to celebrate with a tasty meal. :horrorsurprise:
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I am now staunchly an anti Bluetooth speaker hiking trail guy.
Should be shot on the spot. I can't imagine the chaos these people inflict on the lives of others off the trail.
What is the thinking here? Is it, I like these jamz and I feel that everyone else should hear them too? or is it, I prob shouldn't have earbuds in in case a bear is following me, but I still want to hear my jamz?
Funny you say this. Here in Minnesota, I'm frequently walking from the gym or my office at night and when I do I take my ear buds out, blast music on my phone and use my flashlight as a strobe, to try to scare the bears and wolves, both we have here.
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MIR did you move to Minnesota and I didn't notice?
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tuddy
People who say “tuddies” instead of TDs or touchdowns.
Awful, unacceptable.
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tuddy
People who say “tuddies” instead of TDs or touchdowns.
Awful, unacceptable.
I thought I'd seen it here and even searched for "tuddy"! makes sense why I didn't find it.
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Tuddies is an outright crime against humanity rather than just a mere pet peeve. For me anyway.
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Tuddies is an outright crime against humanity rather than just a mere pet peeve. For me anyway.
Why do I feel like it would make a great name for a strip club though? I mean it sounds just dirty enough to pique your interest, but in reality it is just a nothing made up word.
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i'm sure the guy who makes those what's goin on at augusta rap videos says tuddies
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Tuddies is an outright crime against humanity rather than just a mere pet peeve. For me anyway.
Scenic sports bar a la Emerson Biggens
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i'm sure the guy who makes those what's goin on at augusta rap videos says tuddies
Oh yes definitely
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"Boneless chicken wings"
These are not wings, they are rebranded chicken nuggets with different sauces.
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"Boneless chicken wings"
These are not wings, they are rebranded chicken nuggets with different sauces.
oh man. tell me about it. I wanted some wings last week and was being lazy and didn't want to make my own so I ordered from that newish Jeffersons place on Johnson Drive. The wings were all mostly shitty, but I got some boneless for Mrs SF. They were like the awful pizza hut ones that are just like eating a ball of mush. So gross.
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MIR did you move to Minnesota and I didn't notice?
May to September, returned to Iowa yesterday. Flood Aggie's bridge is nice, a testament to modern D1 college athletic department largesse.
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"Boneless chicken wings"
These are not wings, they are rebranded chicken nuggets with different sauces.
oh man. tell me about it. I wanted some wings last week and was being lazy and didn't want to make my own so I ordered from that newish Jeffersons place on Johnson Drive. The wings were all mostly shitty, but I got some boneless for Mrs SF. They were like the awful pizza hut ones that are just like eating a ball of mush. So gross.
I like that place
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I love chickie nuggies but boneless wings are usually pretty gross (though less gross than boned wings)
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one time doordash dropped off some b-less wings from jefferson's in nkc. we did not order doordash, but there was a random name with my address. so we ate them (shame yourself thread ?) and they were super gross, but still ate them (shame yourself thread)
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"Boneless chicken wings"
These are not wings, they are rebranded chicken nuggets with different sauces.
oh man. tell me about it. I wanted some wings last week and was being lazy and didn't want to make my own so I ordered from that newish Jeffersons place on Johnson Drive. The wings were all mostly shitty, but I got some boneless for Mrs SF. They were like the awful pizza hut ones that are just like eating a ball of mush. So gross.
I like that place
They provide the food for elite neighboring bar Sully's and in turn get a pass from me on anything.
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"What is your favorite 'x' and why is it 'y'?"
Examples
https://twitter.com/MtRainierWatch/status/1566176347202138112
https://twitter.com/TwangNation/status/1567298308187512833
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v good one Rusty. Right up there with the clapping emoji between words.
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I have a very specific annoyance/pet peeve. Last night we had a sub on our sand vb team.. Chick tried to take over/coach as a sub (she also sucked) and also was very cheerleady.
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I have a very specific annoyance/pet peeve. Last night we had a sub on our sand vb team.. Chick tried to take over/coach as a sub (she also sucked) and also was very cheerleady.
Man, I can't stand women like that. Thoughts and prayers.
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not a pet peeve but something I get a total kick out of but a guy I used to work with "well, actually"-s every linkedin post.
Here's an example post someone shared:
As much as I dislike "School, by Zoom," I love this!
Brave Behind Bars is program that teaches computer science to the incarcerated to better prepare detainees for reentry over Zoom.
I'm beyond proud that this program was started by my former creative and caring student
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2022/09/13/mit-coding-course-dc-jail/
And his comment:
I think this is a great idea, as long as the new CS skills are not used to advance their previous nefarious mindset into the world of hacking and extortion.
Post:
“The Japanese have a long history of incorporating elements of ‘folding and making shapes’ into several aspects of their lives and this object was inspired by their traditional culture of origami. We came up with a product that supports objects by folding sheet metal and then further took a hint from the resulting form, naming it V” - Yusuke Watanabe
Project: V
Design by: Yusuke Watanabe
Full story on: https://loom.ly/gTnLRt0
Comment:
The design “wow” is there. The function, almost.
Post:
An autonomous Social Riding EV designed to promote in-person interaction.
The Agora E concept envisions the future of public mobility for Hong Kong and the densely populated cities of Southern China, whilst promoting in-person socialisation with a design that invites conversations and meaningful interactions. The clean exterior silhouette maximises internal capacity (up to 10 passengers) and minimizes bulk, making it ideal for commercial use in busy urban settings. The large glass panels allow for natural light during the day and unobstructed views especially at night.
The interior design presents a continuous, circular seat where passengers face inward leaving an open space in the middle available for standing passengers, a wheelchair or luggage. Recycled and upcycled materials are used throughout the cabin, minimising the environmental impact of the product.
Designed by Ponti Design Studio.
#ev #mobility #designburger
Comment:
Cute concept. Not sure enough room has been provided for batteries of sufficient size to ensure a meaningful and useful range between charging, especially considering the likely high empty weight plus the weight of 10 people and luggage. Yikes!
I love it and could do this all day
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lol (not the same guy but he liked it)
"A guy looked at my airplane the other day and said I wonder how many people could have fed for the price of that airplane...
I replied I am not sure, it fed a lot of families at the Dassault factory where it was built. I’m sure it fed a bunch of families that rolled the aluminum at the Alcoa factory. It surely fed a lot of people at the Honeywell factory where the experts built the turbines. It fed a whole company for a few weeks when I had them build me a new interior. It feeds the families of the linemen that fuel it.
That’s the difference between capitalism and a welfare mentality. When you buy something, you put money in people's pockets, and give them dignity for their skills.
When you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self worth.
Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value.
Socialism is taking your money against your will and shoving something down your throat that you never asked for."
UPDATE - I do not own a jet. This is an old story reworked.
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UPDATE
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this guy should have been writing Thursday’s Howevers, he’s a natural
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iron sharpens iron
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This emoji on twitter. Hate it.
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when you need to enter an account number and they won't let you copy and paste. I WON'T GET IT WRONG IF I CAN COPY AND PASTE BUT MIGHT IF I TYPE IT IN MANUALLY
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shortening "pizza" to "za"
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Michigan cat's PP, including his hate for LinkedIn. :lol:
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when you need to enter an account number and they won't let you copy and paste. I WON'T GET IT WRONG IF I CAN COPY AND PASTE BUT MIGHT IF I TYPE IT IN MANUALLY
This enrages me
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The drop-off at my kids school is sending me through the roof every morning. You are supposed to form 2 lanes and then merge to pull in front of the school and drop off. Every morning these dumbshits form one giant lane that stretches into the street and complete ignore the merge cones at the end. Yesterday the line was long as crap and I normally just get in line because that is what everyone does. I said eff it, so I made a second lane and stopped at the merge cones next to the car in the front line like you are supposed to. The school lady gave me thumbs up for not being a dumbass. :gocho:
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shortening "pizza" to "za"
this is the dumbest abbreviation ever
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My very nice neighbor's very cute dog likes to come and romp thru our yard when he goes outside. Normally this is only mildly irritating but we just reseeded the lawn and his giant paws are churning up the damp soil. Also, one of their chickens seems to have been killed by a predator of some sort in my front yard so now there is a bunch of white feathers on my lawn. They are otherwise great neighbors and their dog is otherwise awesome so I feel bad being mad about this but I'm also feeling hypervigilant about the wellbeing of my baby grass.
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The drop-off at my kids school is sending me through the roof every morning. You are supposed to form 2 lanes and then merge to pull in front of the school and drop off. Every morning these dumbshits form one giant lane that stretches into the street and complete ignore the merge cones at the end. Yesterday the line was long as crap and I normally just get in line because that is what everyone does. I said eff it, so I made a second lane and stopped at the merge cones next to the car in the front line like you are supposed to. The school lady gave me thumbs up for not being a dumbass. :gocho:
the idea of people merging before the last possible moment is kind of enraging but I also look at it as an opportunity for me to zoom past the early-mergers. Somewhere (maybe Europe?) I saw an explicit sign to merge at the end zipper-style but the midwest is notorious for getting over like a mile early.
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The drop-off at my kids school is sending me through the roof every morning. You are supposed to form 2 lanes and then merge to pull in front of the school and drop off. Every morning these dumbshits form one giant lane that stretches into the street and complete ignore the merge cones at the end. Yesterday the line was long as crap and I normally just get in line because that is what everyone does. I said eff it, so I made a second lane and stopped at the merge cones next to the car in the front line like you are supposed to. The school lady gave me thumbs up for not being a dumbass. :gocho:
the idea of people merging before the last possible moment is kind of enraging but I also look at it as an opportunity for me to zoom past the early-mergers. Somewhere (maybe Europe?) I saw an explicit sign to merge at the end zipper-style but the midwest is notorious for getting over like a mile early.
yeah, i've read similar things. Americans are just a bunch of dumbshits that like to wait in long lines for some reason. I had moved up before when the lines were shorter and it was no big deal. It was hilarious yesterday though because the line was huge and everyone saw me do it and not one person followed me. it just doesn't make any sense. There are even cops there a day or so a week and they yell at people for not forming 2 lines, yet as soon as they aren't there, one giant as line. its bizarre.
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How did this turn into an American thing? :lol:
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I agree wacks, I think it's more of a midwestern thing
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How did this turn into an American thing? :lol:
It could be my imagination but I think that Wichita has some of the worst mergers anywhere.
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I'm sure Ireland peeps think Scottish people are a bunch of wankers too when it comes to driving. :dunno: I get it tho, I get road rage too, but it's mainly because I drive like a dad now and have a bunch of maniacs around me.
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sucking crap at driving is not specific to america / midwest. not knowing how to merge is, though.
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The drop-off at my kids school is sending me through the roof every morning. You are supposed to form 2 lanes and then merge to pull in front of the school and drop off. Every morning these dumbshits form one giant lane that stretches into the street and complete ignore the merge cones at the end. Yesterday the line was long as crap and I normally just get in line because that is what everyone does. I said eff it, so I made a second lane and stopped at the merge cones next to the car in the front line like you are supposed to. The school lady gave me thumbs up for not being a dumbass. :gocho:
One of my favorite things is passing hundreds of cars lined up in the right lane before merging right before the I-70 west ramp after KSU football games. It's a real thrill.
the idea of people merging before the last possible moment is kind of enraging but I also look at it as an opportunity for me to zoom past the early-mergers. Somewhere (maybe Europe?) I saw an explicit sign to merge at the end zipper-style but the midwest is notorious for getting over like a mile early.
yeah, i've read similar things. Americans are just a bunch of dumbshits that like to wait in long lines for some reason. I had moved up before when the lines were shorter and it was no big deal. It was hilarious yesterday though because the line was huge and everyone saw me do it and not one person followed me. it just doesn't make any sense. There are even cops there a day or so a week and they yell at people for not forming 2 lines, yet as soon as they aren't there, one giant as line. its bizarre.
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Man, I'll never forget my first driving lesson. I literally had never driven before, before drivers ed and my maniac driving teacher had me merge onto K10 from Eudora to Lawrence right away. I wanted to cry. :lol:
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I just had an executive strategy meeting that started at 10:45. Like led by the CEO. I was double booked and moved a meeting to be there on time. I showed up on time and found out it really started at 11 but they made it 10:45 because everyone always "trickle in". It's 11:07 and we haven't started.
:curse:
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holy crap, burn it down
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Man, I'll never forget my first driving lesson. I literally had never driven before, before drivers ed and my maniac driving teacher had me merge onto K10 from Eudora to Lawrence right away. I wanted to cry. :lol:
Oh man. I had drivers ed at my tiny HS and we actually had one of those cars with a brake on the passenger side. To pass the class you also had to have a certain amount of riding time with others. One day I was riding in the back and this girl got in the drivers seat. It was like she had never been in a car before. She had no idea where anything was or how anything worked. The first time she backed out, the teacher told her to ease on the accelerator and she rough ridin' stomped its and threw us all forward. He started screaming at her while stomping on his brake. He told her to stop and hit the brake and she literally put her head under the steering wheel to look for it. I told him I was never riding with her again and he could flunk me if he wanted.
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It could be my imagination but I think that Wichita has some of the worst mergers drivers anywhere.
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How did this turn into an American thing? 
It could be my imagination but I think that Wichita has some of the worst mergers anywhere.
this is a divorce thread post
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I heard a big truck honking in front of my house this morning. I go to see what's happening and the neighbor's lawn guy is parked in front of my house and the garbage truck can't get through. I go back to my office since it doesn't have anything to do with me. I just looked out front again and the garbage mens didn't pick up my trash (probably out of spite of the dude parked in front of my house) :curse:
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I heard a big truck honking in front of my house this morning. I go to see what's happening and the neighbor's lawn guy is parked in front of my house and the garbage truck can't get through. I go back to my office since it doesn't have anything to do with me. I just looked out front again and the garbage mens didn't pick up my trash (probably out of spite of the dude parked in front of my house) :curse:
that's not a pet peeve, but would enrage me.
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Work related peeve. Every once in a while i'll get sent a form to fill out. It absolutely enrages me when I get sent a form with data boxes or whatever and when I put my info in where it tells me, the rest of the text moves all over the place messing it all up. I have to spend an hour reformatting the damn thing because some dumbass sent a word doc instead of pdf or whatever.
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When you get a sticker and it doesn't have a tab or a half split so its basically impossible to get the sticker off the paper part without messing up the sticker. :curse:
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Work related peeve. Every once in a while i'll get sent a form to fill out. It absolutely enrages me when I get sent a form with data boxes or whatever and when I put my info in where it tells me, the rest of the text moves all over the place messing it all up. I have to spend an hour reformatting the damn thing because some dumbass sent a word doc instead of pdf or whatever.
Insert key + underline!
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Work related peeve. Every once in a while i'll get sent a form to fill out. It absolutely enrages me when I get sent a form with data boxes or whatever and when I put my info in where it tells me, the rest of the text moves all over the place messing it all up. I have to spend an hour reformatting the damn thing because some dumbass sent a word doc instead of pdf or whatever.
Insert key + underline!
Thanks. I just looked at my keyboard and it apparently has that key. I have no idea what it does or how it works, but i'll try this next time.
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People who don't return the shopping cart to the cart return stall, but rather leave the cart in the middle of a rough ridin' parking spot.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CkKFuSRph9u/
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Why do so many Uber/Lyft drivers insist on having airflow completely off? I'd say this happens with like 9 of 10 drivers I've used.
I hate the stagnant air but as a socialist from the Midwest I do not dare confront the driver about this.
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Why do so many Uber/Lyft drivers insist on having airflow completely off? I'd say this happens with like 9 of 10 drivers I've used.
I hate the stagnant air but as a socialist from the Midwest I do not dare confront the driver about this.
Do I still give 5 stars and tip 25%?
YES
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Went to Yosemite last week but spent a day in SF. That morning Uber driver rolls up wearing a wool cap and heat on at full blast and I’m thinking my brother in Christ it is 52 degrees outside relax
But as a born and raised midwesterner I politely held my tongue and probably left a gigantic sweat imprint on the back seat
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Was asked if I wanted to leave a tip for a carryout pizza the other day. What are everyone's thoughts on that?
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Was asked if I wanted to leave a tip for a carryout pizza the other day. What are everyone's thoughts on that?
This prob going to go into a deeper discussion but I always wonder this too. I just got a coffee and it is a self serve. She flipped the payment thing to me to add a tip. I almost always leave something, but still think its weird when I basically do everything myself. The coffee one really annoys me because the choices aren't a %. The first option is $1, so my $1.85 coffee that I had to get myself is now $2.85.
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advantage: europe
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Was asked if I wanted to leave a tip for a carryout pizza the other day. What are everyone's thoughts on that?
Studies have shown that the mere existence of a tip line or tip prompt will get people to tip, and I think that’s what’s going on here. I struggle with this as well. I’m more than happy to tip for good service, but there comes a point where it’s like okay you have done the minimum amount of work to allow this business transaction to take place I’m not sure what I am tipping for.
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I give $1 for takeout, unless it's like a whole company order or a lunch and learn for students and then I tip 20%.
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Was asked if I wanted to leave a tip for a carryout pizza the other day. What are everyone's thoughts on that?
This prob going to go into a deeper discussion but I always wonder this too. I just got a coffee and it is a self serve. She flipped the payment thing to me to add a tip. I almost always leave something, but still think its weird when I basically do everything myself. The coffee one really annoys me because the choices aren't a %. The first option is $1, so my $1.85 coffee that I had to get myself is now $2.85.
No way am I tipping anything on a self-serve coffee.
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That was the other part is there was no option for me to sign or anything, just an ask.
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Was asked if I wanted to leave a tip for a carryout pizza the other day. What are everyone's thoughts on that?
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I honestly have no idea how I tip for that. I’m guessing barely anything since I usually order through an app and I’m definitely not paying like 10 or 15%. Maybe a few dollars.
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Christmas scope creep. I can’t abide November 1st being when the holiday stations start. How long can Halloween Hodor this thing?
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It's cornucopia season in my household until Thanksgiving, and you can't change my mind.
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#teamBACandSpracs
I hate Christmas before Thanksgiving.
But bring up in Canada they've already done their Thanksgiving so it's full on Christmas :cry:
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Christmas scope creep. I can’t abide November 1st being when the holiday stations start. How long can Halloween Hodor this thing?
No Christmas until the Friday after Thanksgiving.
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Christmas scope creep. I can’t abide November 1st being when the holiday stations start. How long can Halloween Hodor this thing?
No Christmas until the Friday after Thanksgiving.
Monday
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ty all for your support on this matter. Despite this complete annexation of November, any day now we should see some of the good folks over at fox news start going off about the War on Christmas
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cornucopia
speaking of mushrooms, i refer to it as a horn of plenty
psychedelics x-post?
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conrucopia sounds dirty
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Common Mandela effect at play here... People think the logo may have currently or formerly included a cornucopia but actually they just changed the spelling to FRUIT of the LOOM from it's original FROOT of the LOOM
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When a player (usually Nowell) takes a deep three and someone is like "uh does he know they aren't worth 4 when you take them that deep????"
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When a player (usually Nowell) takes a deep three and someone is like "uh does he know they aren't worth 4 when you take them that deep????"
Do you scream in their face when the player makes it?
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"touch grass"
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"touch grass"
I like it, because I need to hear/see it more often than I'd like to admit.
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Mrs. Hamburg wraps the presents from Santa.
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Mrs. Hamburg wraps the presents from Santa.
Who's supposed to wrap them?
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Mrs. Hamburg wraps the presents from Santa.
Who's supposed to wrap them?
I don't know if this is what he's getting at but they could be unwrapped
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What kind of heathen grinch does not wrap presents from Santa?
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What kind of heathen grinch does not wrap presents from Santa?
My parents didn't. :dunno:
No need to hide what's behind the paper because they don't go under the tree until everyone's asleep on Christmas Eve!
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"this video is the best thing you'll see today" and it's like a cat licking a dog or some BS
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What kind of heathen grinch does not wrap presents from Santa?
My parents didn't. :dunno:
No need to hide what's behind the paper because they don't go under the tree until everyone's asleep on Christmas Eve!
So you never knew the joy of tearing open a Christmas gift from Santa. Praying that it was the Optimus Prime transformer you had been writing to him about since June and fearing thar it would just be a pair of rubber mud boots. I weep for your childhood.
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What kind of heathen grinch does not wrap presents from Santa?
My parents didn't. :dunno:
No need to hide what's behind the paper because they don't go under the tree until everyone's asleep on Christmas Eve!
So you never knew the joy of tearing open a Christmas gift from Santa. Praying that it was the Optimus Prime transformer you had been writing to him about since June and fearing thar it would just be a pair of rubber mud boots. I weep for your childhood.
Gifts from parents were wrapped! It doesn't have to make sense! You're a kid getting toys who gives a crap!
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Yeah, Santa crap was just sitting under/in the stocking.
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My wife wrapped all the presents yesterday, because we had the day off. Lil man saw them this morning and thinks Santa came early. :facepalm: amature parenting going on over here in Lenexa.
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i think mich undersold the distinction between presents from parents and presents from santa.
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billion dollar grift idea right here anyone who wants to go in on this with me we can split 50/50:
come out with official north pole wrapping paper. Every year a unique design with a seal of authenticity that indicates the item contained herein was wrapped by elves at the north pole. we spread the word around to all the kids, and just like how kids just know to blow on the nintendo game they will all just hive mind spread the word of the official north pole wrapping paper.
Then obviously we charge an ourtageous amount of money for this wrapping paper. got those poor parents by the short and curlys. bwahahahhahaha
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A couple commercials lately are grinding my gears.
1.) The Lume lady talking about and demonstrating with her hands how to apply it to your cooch and bhole so that you don't stank down there.
2.) The Pepto Bismol dance.
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also idk if i've said it before but i'll say it again: when people back in (or pull through) into parking spaces that have 1-way aisles. Not only because we all know they aren't going to make the 135 degree turn when they leave b/c they will just drive the wrong way down the aisle, but also because it creates confusion for people who aren't necessarily great and comprehending if an aisle is indeed 1 way and if so which way (i admit i make that brain fart from time to time unless their is a big arrow indicating the flow of traffic) and so then more people go the wrong way down the 1 way aisle b/c they see how people are (stupidly) parked.
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any comments about “the bag”
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any comments about “the bag”
Like santas bag or getting that bag(like being a straight baller who is getting that money)?
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A couple commercials lately are grinding my gears.
1.) The Lume lady talking about and demonstrating with her hands how to apply it to your cooch and bhole so that you don't stank down there. :Yuck:
2.) The Pepto Bismol dance. :Ugh:
Improved your post. YW!
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Husband & Wife influencer/comedy insta/fbook pages. I don't care if your husband is Italian and you're about to "surprise" him with Kraft Mac & Cheese and film his reaction. Or if you flash your husband while he's on a zoom call. No one gives a crap. gmafb
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that’s also a pet peeve of mine
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i’ve had enough of all of the “hacks” people post on social media networks
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Since it's happening right now my goddamn neighbor across the street. He and his family (just 4 people 3 of driving age) own a grand total of 6 vehicles, 3 of which are under some sort of constant state of disrepair, and no garage for a single one of them. Two of them sound like they should have been sent to the junk yard years ago. And he's nursing the one he drives the least back to life, and just that low ass rumble is booming into my living room for the last hour, not minutes, hour.
Dude, give up, it's crap. You already have a fairly nice CUV, get rid of that expedition man. I'd love for you to get rid of that shitty F150 as well but I get having a truck is useful. But the expedition has to go.
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Since it's happening right now my goddamn neighbor across the street. He and his family (just 4 people 3 of driving age) own a grand total of 6 vehicles, 3 of which are under some sort of constant state of disrepair, and no garage for a single one of them. Two of them sound like they should have been sent to the junk yard years ago. And he's nursing the one he drives the least back to life, and just that low ass rumble is booming into my living room for the last hour, not minutes, hour.
Dude, give up, it's crap. You already have a fairly nice CUV, get rid of that expedition man. I'd love for you to get rid of that shitty F150 as well but I get having a truck is useful. But the expedition has to go.
I have a neighbor who is a nice guy but when his friends come over, they insist on parking their vehicles across the street from my driveway. Not technically illegal but there are tons of places on the street to park that don't put me at risk of smashing their car when I back out of my driveway.
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Suburbanites are so weird about where other people are parking
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Suburbanites are so weird about where other people are parking
When I was in college and came home for the summer there was a point where me, my sister and my brother all had cars. 3 garage spots were used but that left 2 cars that had to park on the street. It was just for the summer, and the cars moved every day. And our house was in a cul-de-sac so we weren't directly across from anyone's driveway.
Nevertheless, it was like, a whole thing. We had neighbors leaving anonymous typed letters in our mailbox, and one time a car belonging to someone who lived on the other end of the development parked their car in front of our house bc that definitely helps
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Suburbanites are so weird about where other people are parking
When I was in college and came home for the summer there was a point where me, my sister and my brother all had cars. 3 garage spots were used but that left 2 cars that had to park on the street. It was just for the summer, and the cars moved every day. And our house was in a cul-de-sac so we weren't directly across from anyone's driveway.
Nevertheless, it was like, a whole thing. We had neighbors leaving anonymous typed letters in our mailbox, and one time a car belonging to someone who lived on the other end of the development parked their car in front of our house bc that definitely helps
Well La Ti Da, Mr. Cul-de-sac.
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Since it's happening right now my goddamn neighbor across the street. He and his family (just 4 people 3 of driving age) own a grand total of 6 vehicles, 3 of which are under some sort of constant state of disrepair, and no garage for a single one of them. Two of them sound like they should have been sent to the junk yard years ago. And he's nursing the one he drives the least back to life, and just that low ass rumble is booming into my living room for the last hour, not minutes, hour.
Dude, give up, it's crap. You already have a fairly nice CUV, get rid of that expedition man. I'd love for you to get rid of that shitty F150 as well but I get having a truck is useful. But the expedition has to go.
I have a neighbor who is a nice guy but when his friends come over, they insist on parking their vehicles across the street from my driveway. Not technically illegal but there are tons of places on the street to park that don't put me at risk of smashing their car when I back out of my driveway.
I am just used to immediately having to turn the wheel to avoid the two or three cars that on right behind me for his house when I back up. It's annoying, but not as annoying as how loud and crappy 2/6 cars he has are.
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People who don't stack and put their xray trays on the cart. Let's just leave em on the rollers and back everything up
Tom
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Since it's happening right now my goddamn neighbor across the street. He and his family (just 4 people 3 of driving age) own a grand total of 6 vehicles, 3 of which are under some sort of constant state of disrepair, and no garage for a single one of them. Two of them sound like they should have been sent to the junk yard years ago. And he's nursing the one he drives the least back to life, and just that low ass rumble is booming into my living room for the last hour, not minutes, hour.
Dude, give up, it's crap. You already have a fairly nice CUV, get rid of that expedition man. I'd love for you to get rid of that shitty F150 as well but I get having a truck is useful. But the expedition has to go.
My bedroom is on the far wall of my house and my secondary alarm in the winter is my neighbor warming up his truck for a couple of minutes every morning. ALARM, snooze, big ole truck starting and warming up, well I guess its 7 and I should get out of bed.
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Have we talked about people who bring "stadium seats" into crowded gyms and park them on the seat directly in front of you, taking up 2/3's of the room that you had for your knees? Stadium seats seem great if space is not at a premium I've had my personal space violated by stadium seat users recently and I'm peeved.
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Well SsOC, have you considered the possibility that your knees were going past the bench in front of your boundary and because the people in front of you didnt put their butts on the back edge of the bench and probably also leaned forward a little bit?
Seems to this arena-etiquette aficionado you have been living a charmed existence and just got a crash course in reality.
Count your blessings, if - for example - you unwittingly stumble into the demilitarized zone between North Korea and South Korea they will shoot you dead no questions asked
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man an awful lot of cringey google/amazon/spotify layoff posts on linkedin this week :peek:
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Man I tell ya what really pets my peeve…when a box of cereal is opened/stored any way other than how I do it.
what is your approach
Glad you asked, kk.
Let’s start with the opening of the box. Open with care. Tab and slot integrity is paramount.
Next, opening the bag. Really no need to open it more than 1/3 the length. It will pour fine. No Need to pull that bad boy open end to end like some mongo.
Next, don’t roll the bag closed after. I mean unless you know you aren’t opening it back up for a while but if that’s the case just like, get a new box of cereal.
And finally, closing. Insert tab A into slot B that you took care to preserve when opening the box the first time.
I open the bag 100% or greater. The very practical reason for this is that I will eat 90% of the contents dry with my fist.
know whats easier to get your entire hand into than a cereal box? a bowl. Just pour it into a bowl, you monster.
I got triggered by this again over the weekend. Cereal packaging is so messed up these days. My smallest and I love LIFE cereal. She used a pair of scissors to carefully open the bag because if you try to pull top of the bag to open, it will rip down the side instead of opening nicely, then, there isn't enough of the bag left to roll down to keep the remaining cereal from getting stale. Then, all the cereal settles to the bottom of the bag, causing the stupidly skinny box to deform and bulge so that it is too unbalanced to stand and the flaps won't like up and snap shut like they are supposed to do. I don't know who is responsible for messing up cereal boxes but it infuriates me.
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Reading this i've got half a mind to just march on down to bed bath and beyond...possibly the container store (if necessary) and just get those tupperware style containers to keep cereal in. I have not looked into these in a long time but last i recall the pour flap thing on the lid was not particularly great. its been several years so who knows, maybe they have innovated and pour flap is better now.
Only other downside is that i'm pretty lazy as is, i'm struggling to see myself committing to taking the extra step to transfer the cereal from the original box to a secondary location but ya know what sometimes you got to be the adult.
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oh yeah bed bath and beyond also triggered a bunch of layoff posts
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I heard the one in MHK is getting whacked :frown:
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Reading this i've got half a mind to just march on down to bed bath and beyond...possibly the container store (if necessary) and just get those tupperware style containers to keep cereal in. I have not looked into these in a long time but last i recall the pour flap thing on the lid was not particularly great. its been several years so who knows, maybe they have innovated and pour flap is better now.
Only other downside is that i'm pretty lazy as is, i'm struggling to see myself committing to taking the extra step to transfer the cereal from the original box to a secondary location but ya know what sometimes you got to be the adult.
this is where i'm at. I always felt that cereal should go directly from box to bowl with no intermediary steps. Never fully trusted those bulk bins of cereal that Food Services used at KSU. Seemed that the cereal was needlessly crushed and mangled by the time I would get it.
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oh yeah bed bath and beyond also triggered a bunch of layoff posts
didn't they just file for bankruptcy?
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When a player (usually Nowell) takes a deep three and someone is like "uh does he know they aren't worth 4 when you take them that deep????"
Do you scream in their face when the player makes it?
Reading through this thread and this is very funny. I would count up all of Nowells long bomb makes and add a point for each one made and then tell them the score as if the 4pters were counted.
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I used to open cereal boxes from the bottom to get the prize. Maybe this goes in the crimes thread.
Can anyone not finish off a box of cereal in one sitting anymore? Probably why I am monitoring my blood sugar now.
Tom
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Oh Tom :facepalm: :lol:
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I was 20 minutes late to work this morning.
And I had to push my meeting back by 30 minutes.
My son told me that he didn't want me to go to work
and wanted to play instead.
So this morning I took him on a special daddy breakfast.
He told me that Santa likes taking breaks from making toys.
And that Santa sleeps in a house because it's too cold at the North Pole.
He hugged me 6 times.
And looked me in the eyes and said
"I love being your son!"
The old me would have said,
"Sorry I HAVE to go to work."
But the new me says,
"I can be late."
This quote hits hard every time it crosses my mind:
“No other success can compensate for failure in the home.” - David McKay
The truth is, success at home breeds success at work.
We can have both when we put the right one first.
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Cringey
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You really should just delete LinkedIn bud. I don't think it's your jam.
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I was 20 minutes late to work this morning.
And I had to push my meeting back by 30 minutes.
My son told me that he didn't want me to go to work
and wanted to play instead.
So this morning I took him on a special daddy breakfast.
He told me that Santa likes taking breaks from making toys.
And that Santa sleeps in a house because it's too cold at the North Pole.
He hugged me 6 times.
And looked me in the eyes and said
"I love being your son!"
The old me would have said,
"Sorry I HAVE to go to work."
But the new me says,
"I can be late."
This quote hits hard every time it crosses my mind:
“No other success can compensate for failure in the home.” - David McKay
The truth is, success at home breeds success at work.
We can have both when we put the right one first.
The look of satisfaction on his face when he hit post, in my mind's eye, makes me want to puke.
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I was 20 minutes late to work this morning.
And I had to push my meeting back by 30 minutes.
My son told me that he didn't want me to go to work
and wanted to play instead.
So this morning I took him on a special daddy breakfast.
He told me that Santa likes taking breaks from making toys.
And that Santa sleeps in a house because it's too cold at the North Pole.
He hugged me 6 times.
And looked me in the eyes and said
"I love being your son!"
The old me would have said,
"Sorry I HAVE to go to work."
But the new me says,
"I can be late."
This quote hits hard every time it crosses my mind:
“No other success can compensate for failure in the home.” - David McKay
The truth is, success at home breeds success at work.
We can have both when we put the right one first.
The look of satisfaction on his face when he hit post, in my mind's eye, makes me want to puke.
his linkedin tagline is "personal trainer for your mind"
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Now you’re being creepy and cringe.
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Oh. So he also has no soul?
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Oh. So he also has no soul?
It all adds up
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I bet his kid never said that stuff.
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imagine going to a chain bakery
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imagine going to a chain bakery
Does thou consider McClain's a chain?
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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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imagine going to a chain bakery
Does thou consider McClain's a chain?
idk, is there food served on wax paper with their logo (®) printed on it?
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idk, is there food served on wax paper with their logo (®) printed on it?
I don't know, is there? :grin:
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Reading this i've got half a mind to just march on down to bed bath and beyond...possibly the container store (if necessary) and just get those tupperware style containers to keep cereal in. I have not looked into these in a long time but last i recall the pour flap thing on the lid was not particularly great. its been several years so who knows, maybe they have innovated and pour flap is better now.
Only other downside is that i'm pretty lazy as is, i'm struggling to see myself committing to taking the extra step to transfer the cereal from the original box to a secondary location but ya know what sometimes you got to be the adult.
this is where i'm at. I always felt that cereal should go directly from box to bowl with no intermediary steps. Never fully trusted those bulk bins of cereal that Food Services used at KSU. Seemed that the cereal was needlessly crushed and mangled by the time I would get it.
I hate cereal boxes.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230126/d50ab24121e915c41f021c8c9abe7950.jpg)
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imagine going to a chain bakery
Does thou consider McClain's a chain?
idk, is there food served on wax paper with their logo (®) printed on it?
can't remember. you know sometimes a yes or no is a great way to answer
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idk, is there food served on wax paper with their logo (®) printed on it?
I don't know, is there? :grin:
oh my this is embarrassing for me
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mocat answering a question:
"Hey mocat, is it nice outside?"
"I don't know, is the barometric pressure similar here to what it is in Denmark?"
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mocat answering a question:
"Hey mocat, is it nice outside?"
"I don't know, is the barometric pressure similar here to what it is in Denmark?"
This really got me for some reason :lol:
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people answering a question with a question. that's my pet peeve.
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people answering a question with a question. that's my pet peeve.
what about people who interview themselves?
Do I find it annoying when people answer a question with a question? sure
Would I go so far as to say its a pet peeve? possibly
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mocat answering a question:
"Hey mocat, is it nice outside?"
"I don't know, is the barometric pressure similar here to what it is in Denmark?"
This really got me for some reason :lol:
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i got another one...
people who - when discussing something that either happened a while ago, or will eventually happen in a while - look at their watch. Like in that 3 second glance at your watch did it really tell you that Memorial Day was still 4 months away? (and don't even come at me with like, apple watches or whatever, potentially showing you a whole lot of information or some crap)
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https://heavy.com/news/madison-maddie-russo/
This person's posts showed up in my LinkedIn feed because I follow John Deere I guess.
Pet peeve seems understated for attention whore scammers who fake things.
Tom
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people answering a question with a question. that's my pet peeve.
what about people who interview themselves?
Do I find it annoying when people answer a question with a question? sure
Would I go so far as to say its a pet peeve? possibly
ahh, the question talker.
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people answering a question with a question. that's my pet peeve.
what about people who interview themselves?
Do I find it annoying when people answer a question with a question? sure
Would I go so far as to say its a pet peeve? possibly
Do I find that annoying? Yes.
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Allen wrenches. I have a bag thingy of like 600 different sizes of allen wrenches. I rarely need any of them, but when I do, I never seem to have the right sized one? It seems impossible that they build things and just randomly make up the size of the screw or whatever. Why make it so hard? Just make a standard screw or whatever!!!! :curse:
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Reading this i've got half a mind to just march on down to bed bath and beyond...possibly the container store (if necessary) and just get those tupperware style containers to keep cereal in. I have not looked into these in a long time but last i recall the pour flap thing on the lid was not particularly great. its been several years so who knows, maybe they have innovated and pour flap is better now.
Only other downside is that i'm pretty lazy as is, i'm struggling to see myself committing to taking the extra step to transfer the cereal from the original box to a secondary location but ya know what sometimes you got to be the adult.
this is where i'm at. I always felt that cereal should go directly from box to bowl with no intermediary steps. Never fully trusted those bulk bins of cereal that Food Services used at KSU. Seemed that the cereal was needlessly crushed and mangled by the time I would get it.
I hate cereal boxes.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230126/d50ab24121e915c41f021c8c9abe7950.jpg)
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Question for those who use these? How do you keep old cereal from stacking up on the bottom? Do you have to completely empty it before you top it off with fresh cereal product?
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…how do you usually use cereal boxes?
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lol. It's not a gas tank, Sandstone ...
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SSOC raises a valid point. you fill it from the top, you pour it from the top, there is really no reason that the cereal at the bottom would ever find its way to the top unless you made a point to shake it up real good when it was about half full.
The other solution would be to get one of those hopper things like you see in hotels where you put your bowl under the hopper and then turn the little dial/knob and the cereal falls out the bottom. But "solution" is used generously because its just crumbs that fall out first. just horrible
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IMO those containers are dumb and don't keep the cereal fresh at all unless you're just chowing down on cereal all the time.
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IMO those containers are dumb and don't keep the cereal fresh at all unless you're just chowing down on cereal all the time.
we use these for like 4 different kinds of cereal and they work great. The only issue is that we get giant costco size cereal sometimes and it all doesn't fit in the container so there is like a week or so of a bag of cereal in the cabinet too.
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SSOC raises a valid point. you fill it from the top, you pour it from the top, there is really no reason that the cereal at the bottom would ever find its way to the top unless you made a point to shake it up real good when it was about half full.
The other solution would be to get one of those hopper things like you see in hotels where you put your bowl under the hopper and then turn the little dial/knob and the cereal falls out the bottom. But "solution" is used generously because its just crumbs that fall out first. just horrible
Do you have a rule in your house where you can only eat half a box of cereal before you open a new box of cereal?
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SSOC raises a valid point. you fill it from the top, you pour it from the top, there is really no reason that the cereal at the bottom would ever find its way to the top unless you made a point to shake it up real good when it was about half full.
The other solution would be to get one of those hopper things like you see in hotels where you put your bowl under the hopper and then turn the little dial/knob and the cereal falls out the bottom. But "solution" is used generously because its just crumbs that fall out first. just horrible
Do you have a rule in your house where you can only eat half a box of cereal before you open a new box of cereal?
My house is essentially the wild west when it comes to rules about cereal. Some places would take you straight to jail if you tried doing 1/2 lucky charms, 1/2 raisin bran and 1/2 fruity pebbles all in the same bowl but my dude that's what we call Wednesday in casa de BAC
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Allen wrenches. I have a bag thingy of like 600 different sizes of allen wrenches. I rarely need any of them, but when I do, I never seem to have the right sized one? It seems impossible that they build things and just randomly make up the size of the screw or whatever. Why make it so hard? Just make a standard screw or whatever!!!! :curse:
Invest in a metric and standard set with a clamp-in holder that shows the side. Throw out everything in the bag
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Does anyone do the two bowl method to not get soggy cereal? You get a spoon full of dry Cereal and dunk it in the milk. I started doing this recently and wish I would have done this my entire life.
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Allen wrenches. I have a bag thingy of like 600 different sizes of allen wrenches. I rarely need any of them, but when I do, I never seem to have the right sized one? It seems impossible that they build things and just randomly make up the size of the screw or whatever. Why make it so hard? Just make a standard screw or whatever!!!! :curse:
Invest in a metric and standard set with a clamp-in holder that shows the side. Throw out everything in the bag
I feel like everything I buy has their own size one so I just throw it in the bag. You would think I have all the sizes by know but apparently my door knob has its own secret sized one.
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Does anyone do the two bowl method to not get soggy cereal? You get a spoon full of dry Cereal and dunk it in the milk. I started doing this recently and wish I would have done this my entire life.
Goddamn, how big are these bowls of cereal that you're eating?
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gooch in cahoots with Big Dishwasher, sad
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I hope Sandstone is using proper LIFO accounting on his cereal bin. IRS will take you down if you screw this up.
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I hope Sandstone is using proper LIFO accounting on his cereal bin. IRS will take you down if you screw this up.
Sounds like he's a FIFO man, as he should be.
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Are we talking accounting or inventory management?
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SSOC raises a valid point. you fill it from the top, you pour it from the top, there is really no reason that the cereal at the bottom would ever find its way to the top unless you made a point to shake it up real good when it was about half full.
The other solution would be to get one of those hopper things like you see in hotels where you put your bowl under the hopper and then turn the little dial/knob and the cereal falls out the bottom. But "solution" is used generously because its just crumbs that fall out first. just horrible
Do you have a rule in your house where you can only eat half a box of cereal before you open a new box of cereal?
My house is essentially the wild west when it comes to rules about cereal. Some places would take you straight to jail if you tried doing 1/2 lucky charms, 1/2 raisin bran and 1/2 fruity pebbles all in the same bowl but my dude that's what we call Wednesday in casa de BAC
1.5 bowls of cereal at a time. 
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SSOC raises a valid point. you fill it from the top, you pour it from the top, there is really no reason that the cereal at the bottom would ever find its way to the top unless you made a point to shake it up real good when it was about half full.
The other solution would be to get one of those hopper things like you see in hotels where you put your bowl under the hopper and then turn the little dial/knob and the cereal falls out the bottom. But "solution" is used generously because its just crumbs that fall out first. just horrible
Do you have a rule in your house where you can only eat half a box of cereal before you open a new box of cereal?
My house is essentially the wild west when it comes to rules about cereal. Some places would take you straight to jail if you tried doing 1/2 lucky charms, 1/2 raisin bran and 1/2 fruity pebbles all in the same bowl but my dude that's what we call Wednesday in casa de BAC
1.5 bowls of cereal at a time. 
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See above. No rules. Including but not limited to fractions
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I am NOT a fan of the depletion of the Ogallala Aquifer.
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I am NOT a fan of the depletion of the Ogallala Aquifer.
What are you going to do about it bitch?
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People that constantly tap their feet
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Good one
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That should be illegal
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That picture angers me
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That picture angers me
I know we have discussed legitimate reasons for backing into parking spots on this bbs but that picture makes me think of this bit:
https://twitter.com/blaireerskine/status/1371923351061553153?s=20&t=wzueMcASf5kYC-42t6RV1w
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That's a classic
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Statements that start along the lines of: “Now that I’m a parent I understand…”
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Statements that start along the lines of: “Now that I’m a parent I understand…”
I have asked several friends and colleages - that if i ever say that in earnest - please summarily execute me.
I do say it sometimes, but to be funny
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Statements that start along the lines of: “Now that I’m a parent I understand…”
what's wrong with pointing out your perspective changes as your life does.
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Statements that start along the lines of: “Now that I’m a parent I understand…”
what's wrong with pointing out your perspective changes as your life does.
1. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it. That’s why it’s a pet peeve.
2. It bugs me because it implies that having a child was a necessary condition to whatever enlightened perspective you now have. Like childless people won’t be able to empathize with your point of view.
For example, it doesn’t pet my peeve if someone says, “before I had kids I didn’t realize [how expensive nannies are or whatever]” cause it implies anyone could have realized it, you just didn’t until then.
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It's condescending
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lewis capaldi, everything about him
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Statements that start along the lines of: “Now that I’m a parent I understand…”
what's wrong with pointing out your perspective changes as your life does.
1. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it. That’s why it’s a pet peeve.
2. It bugs me because it implies that having a child was a necessary condition to whatever enlightened perspective you now have. Like childless people won’t be able to empathize with your point of view.
For example, it doesn’t pet my peeve if someone says, “before I had kids I didn’t realize [how expensive nannies are or whatever]” cause it implies anyone could have realized it, you just didn’t until then.
Yeah, I don't really get this one either. I think that there are some things in life that one needs to experience in order to fully comprehend the gravity of the situation. I am the oldest of six so I had quite a bit of experience in raising kids but there are emotions and perspectives that I never felt or realized until I had a child of my own.
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lewis capaldi, everything about him
Every lyric is already at max crescendo like dude leave yourself some room to build
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Statements that start along the lines of: “Now that I’m a parent I understand…”
what's wrong with pointing out your perspective changes as your life does.
1. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it. That’s why it’s a pet peeve.
2. It bugs me because it implies that having a child was a necessary condition to whatever enlightened perspective you now have. Like childless people won’t be able to empathize with your point of view.
For example, it doesn’t pet my peeve if someone says, “before I had kids I didn’t realize [how expensive nannies are or whatever]” cause it implies anyone could have realized it, you just didn’t until then.
Yeah, the thing that follows has nothing to do with having kids, it's just maturing, like understanding the difference between correlation and causation.
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Statements that start along the lines of: “Now that I’m a parent I understand…”
what's wrong with pointing out your perspective changes as your life does.
1. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it. That’s why it’s a pet peeve.
2. It bugs me because it implies that having a child was a necessary condition to whatever enlightened perspective you now have. Like childless people won’t be able to empathize with your point of view.
For example, it doesn’t pet my peeve if someone says, “before I had kids I didn’t realize [how expensive nannies are or whatever]” cause it implies anyone could have realized it, you just didn’t until then.
Yeah, I don't really get this one either. I think that there are some things in life that one needs to experience in order to fully comprehend the gravity of the situation. I am the oldest of six so I had quite a bit of experience in raising kids but there are emotions and perspectives that I never felt or realized until I had a child of my own.
Not that I’m looking for a hill to die on here, but my point is that experience might have been what caused YOU to mature/grow as a person, but that doesn’t mean others who lack the same experience can’t empathize. That’s the gist of my peeve.
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i think its pretty obvious here that 'strophe, having sired no children, is wholly incapable of understanding what it means to truly love another human being unconditionally, and he's jealous asf about that fact. sad, really.
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People that constantly tap their feet
Guilty. Try as I might it's a nervous tick that I can't shake. It's not a toe tap either it's full on bass drum leg pounding. Almost always when I am stressed about something.
Tom
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When point guards watch the ball roll up the court instead of picking it up and dribbling it. Drives me nuts.
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When point guards watch the ball roll up the court instead of picking it up and dribbling it. Drives me nuts.
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/35518383/walking-dog-nba-ja-morant
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When point guards watch the ball roll up the court instead of picking it up and dribbling it. Drives me nuts.
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/35518383/walking-dog-nba-ja-morant
interesting article
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GPC Wabash Station thread of the day reminded me of a big one.
When people do the Star Spangled banner in 4/4 time or mixed meter. Just, everybody stop doing that please.
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GPC Wabash Station thread of the day reminded me of a big one.
When people do the Star Spangled banner in 4/4 time or mixed meter. Just, everybody stop doing that please.
Never really thought about it (or cared), but it seems to me it should be in 6/8 or its little brother 3/4.
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Whoever sang the National Anthem at the Chief's parade did so in mixed meter :curse:. Not sure if on purpose or just lacking a sense of rhythm, but I felt compelled to throw a bone to passranch ITT.
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Parade camera people and announcers not looking at the same thing.
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Whoever sang the National Anthem at the Chief's parade did so in mixed meter :curse:. Not sure if on purpose or just lacking a sense of rhythm, but I felt compelled to throw a bone to passranch ITT.
:cheers:
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I think we can blame Marvin Gaye for a lot of the odd-metered star spangled banners
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I think we can blame Marvin Gaye for a lot of the odd-metered star spangled banners
Jose Feliciano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Api8xCezU9Q
...and I love Jose Feliciano, and I love this rendition of the anthem. But everybody should not do it that way.
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Marvin Gaye made an appearance in the vid for playing it straight!
I think the reason I would blame Marvin Gaye rather than Feliciano because people didn't hate Gaye's rendition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNydcwDriuU
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Yeah, well, it depends on the artist. You know, José Feliciano, ya got no complaints.
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Marvin Gaye made an appearance in the vid for playing it straight!
I think the reason I would blame Marvin Gaye rather than Feliciano because people didn't hate Gaye's rendition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNydcwDriuU
This is a fair take, but Jose Feliciano walked so Marvin Gaye could run.
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Wrong answers only
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People that slow down when passing semis.
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Being sick on weekends with 2 kids under the age of 4.
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People that slow down when passing semis.
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Corollary: people who swing out wide to the left to make a right turn (or vice versa), like they're transporting a windmill blade.
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https://twitter.com/tg22110/status/1627492084092481536?s=61&t=pkEViw_f_seShQVSekoUzw
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People that slow down when passing semis.
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Corollary: people who swing out wide to the left to make a right turn (or vice versa), like they're transporting a windmill blade.
LOL.
It’s necessary in the parking lot to prepare for the perfect parking angle tho
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People that slow down when passing semis.
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Corollary: people who swing out wide to the left to make a right turn (or vice versa), like they're transporting a windmill blade.
LOL.
It’s necessary in the parking lot to prepare for the perfect parking angle tho
I'm talking about turning on a public street.
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When youre sitting at a red light at an intersection that does not have a protected left turn lane and the guy in front of you doesn’t turn on his left turn signal until he’s in the intersection. I would honestly really love to know what motivates ppl to do that. Like why couldn’t you have provided me that information when we were sitting at the red light?
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Wrong answers only
Sometimes I think you go too far ITT, but this really gets my goat as well.
It is yet another meme format that requires zero effort other than posting a photo.
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YMMV
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it's probably already in this thread, but when people say someone is "him" that angers me. I don't really know what it is even supposed to mean.
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it's probably already in this thread, but when people say someone is "him" that angers me. I don't really know what it is even supposed to mean.
it's literally saying someone is "the man"
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it's probably already in this thread, but when people say someone is "him" that angers me. I don't really know what it is even supposed to mean.
Along with every other appropriated thing that social media employees beat the eff out of 6-12 months late.
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there's 2 garbage bins at my condo, one for food waste, the other for material. it takes 0 effort to put trash in the right place, and makes life a little easier for the cleaning staff. but people just don't give a crap and completely ignore it.
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it's probably already in this thread, but when people say someone is "him" that angers me. I don't really know what it is even supposed to mean.
it's literally saying someone is "the man"
they should just say "the man" then. saying "mocat is him!" is really douchy.
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you are the man, though.
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Him = God, obviously
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there's 2 garbage bins at my condo, one for food waste, the other for material. it takes 0 effort to put trash in the right place, and makes life a little easier for the cleaning staff. but people just don't give a crap and completely ignore it.
We have recycling and trash bins but I’m 99% sure the cleaning crew at the end of the day empties them into the same thing.
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brekky
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there's 2 garbage bins at my condo, one for food waste, the other for material. it takes 0 effort to put trash in the right place, and makes life a little easier for the cleaning staff. but people just don't give a crap and completely ignore it.
We have recycling and trash bins but I’m 99% sure the cleaning crew at the end of the day empties them into the same thing.
Absolutely correct. But it makes me feel like I'm doing my part to sort my recyclables out of my trash...even though I know almost 100% that it's all going to landfill no matter what.
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there's 2 garbage bins at my condo, one for food waste, the other for material. it takes 0 effort to put trash in the right place, and makes life a little easier for the cleaning staff. but people just don't give a crap and completely ignore it.
We have recycling and trash bins but I’m 99% sure the cleaning crew at the end of the day empties them into the same thing.
Absolutely correct. But it makes me feel like I'm doing my part to sort my recyclables out of my trash...even though I know almost 100% that it's all going to landfill no matter what.
Biggest bang for your buck in terms of doing your part is composting
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yea. sad truth is most stuff doesn't get recycled anyways. but the 1% chance it does help out a little, i think it's worth the effort. i do live in a place where i'm pretty sure it does matter though.
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not really a pet peeve but more of an lol: when people listing stuff for sale on fb marketplace include a "SCAMMERS BEWARE" or something similar in their listing.
like i do not want to buy anything from this person who most likely backs into parking spots
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My officemate in the trailer has happy feet and vibrates/taps his foot all effing day. It's not super loud but the vibrations are annoying to feel in my non-vibrating feet. He also like never leaves his desk for hours at a time so there is no reprieve.
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“facts”
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when you are giving someone a ride to the airport and they ask "what time should we leave"?
Um, how about you tell me what time you want to arrive based on your bag situation, precheck or no, risk tolerance, etc.
Note usually this question comes from my wife. :peek:
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when you are giving someone a ride to the airport and they ask "what time should we leave"?
Um, how about you tell me what time you want to arrive based on your bag situation, precheck or no, risk tolerance, etc.
Note usually this question comes from my wife. :peek:
I think if you are visiting from out of town you might expect the local to have a good sense of the airport particulars. If you are married to Michigancat, you may just want your hunky, brilliant husband to explain the best time to leave so you can stare at his gorgeous blue eyes and not have to pay attention to the words so you can focus on just locking in to lust mode.
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when you are giving someone a ride to the airport and they ask "what time should we leave"?
Um, how about you tell me what time you want to arrive based on your bag situation, precheck or no, risk tolerance, etc.
Note usually this question comes from my wife. :peek:
I think if you are visiting from out of town you might expect the local to have a good sense of the airport particulars. If you are married to Michigancat, you may just want your hunky, brilliant husband to explain the best time to leave so you can stare at his gorgeous blue eyes and not have to pay attention to the words so you can focus on just locking in to lust mode.
yes to all of this!
But I have experienced a wide variety of airport arrival time risk and need that context to provide the best ETD. (granted I should know my wife's context, but still)
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Adjace but it pets my peeve when my travel companion does not share my preferred level of risk. Like for domestic flights, I like to be walking into the airport an hour before takeoff. For my MIL, for example, she would prefer to be at the gate 2 hrs before departure. So if we ever travel together then it’s like okay do I sit around in the airport for an extra hour and a half - chasing around a toddler - or do I get there closer to my preferred time but deal with the palpable nervous energy bc we’re cutting it waaaaaaay too close? Truly a Sophie’s Choice type situation
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Adjace but it pets my peeve when my travel companion does not share my preferred level of risk. Like for domestic flights, I like to be walking into the airport an hour before takeoff. For my MIL, for example, she would prefer to be at the gate 2 hrs before departure. So if we ever travel together then it’s like okay do I sit around in the airport for an extra hour and a half - chasing around a toddler - or do I get there closer to my preferred time but deal with the palpable nervous energy bc we’re cutting it waaaaaaay too close? Truly a Sophie’s Choice type situation
Compromise and hit the security lines 2 hours before. It's skewed to the MiL side but your side creates far more risk and anxiety than you having to be a parent for an extra hour introduces.
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Like, airports are cool places! Enjoy it! Toddlers love seeing planes and the little tractors and conveyor belts and all that stuff! Hell I enjoy it!
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I've probably said this other places, but there are a lot of sports announcer cliches that grind my gears:
"If you had told me before the season (insert outcome that wasn't predicted preseason by the talking heads) I would've said you're out of your mind"
"They're going to need not just a big game from the stars, but the role players too. The Marcus Kemps, the Justin Watsons, the Blake Bells, guys like that"
etc. There are a lot of lazy cliches
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Adjace but it pets my peeve when my travel companion does not share my preferred level of risk. Like for domestic flights, I like to be walking into the airport an hour before takeoff. For my MIL, for example, she would prefer to be at the gate 2 hrs before departure. So if we ever travel together then it’s like okay do I sit around in the airport for an extra hour and a half - chasing around a toddler - or do I get there closer to my preferred time but deal with the palpable nervous energy bc we’re cutting it waaaaaaay too close? Truly a Sophie’s Choice type situation
Compromise and hit the security lines 2 hours before. It's skewed to the MiL side but your side creates far more risk and anxiety than you having to be a parent for an extra hour introduces.
well just to clarify, i was going to spend that extra hour "being a parent" - whatever that's supposed to mean - either way, the difference is doing it at home or in a densely populated public setting that i have no control over.
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Adjace but it pets my peeve when my travel companion does not share my preferred level of risk. Like for domestic flights, I like to be walking into the airport an hour before takeoff. For my MIL, for example, she would prefer to be at the gate 2 hrs before departure. So if we ever travel together then it’s like okay do I sit around in the airport for an extra hour and a half - chasing around a toddler - or do I get there closer to my preferred time but deal with the palpable nervous energy bc we’re cutting it waaaaaaay too close? Truly a Sophie’s Choice type situation
Compromise and hit the security lines 2 hours before. It's skewed to the MiL side but your side creates far more risk and anxiety than you having to be a parent for an extra hour introduces.
well just to clarify, i was going to spend that extra hour "being a parent" - whatever that's supposed to mean - either way, the difference is doing it at home or in a densely populated public setting that i have no control over.
this might not be the most helpful advice but have you considered trying to relax a bit?
;)
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I've probably said this other places, but there are a lot of sports announcer cliches that grind my gears:
"If you had told me before the season (insert outcome that wasn't predicted preseason by the talking heads) I would've said you're out of your mind"
"They're going to need not just a big game from the stars, but the role players too. The Marcus Kemps, the Justin Watsons, the Blake Bells, guys like that"
etc. There are a lot of lazy cliches
"touchdown saving tackle"
every tackle is a touchdown saving tackle
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I've probably said this other places, but there are a lot of sports announcer cliches that grind my gears:
"If you had told me before the season (insert outcome that wasn't predicted preseason by the talking heads) I would've said you're out of your mind"
"They're going to need not just a big game from the stars, but the role players too. The Marcus Kemps, the Justin Watsons, the Blake Bells, guys like that"
etc. There are a lot of lazy cliches
"touchdown saving tackle"
every tackle is a touchdown saving tackle
oh thats a great one
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taking a player's name and making it plural should be a fireable offense
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taking a player's name and making it plural should be a fireable offense
people do it everyday. the Bob Fescoes, the Jason Andersons
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Adjace but it pets my peeve when my travel companion does not share my preferred level of risk. Like for domestic flights, I like to be walking into the airport an hour before takeoff. For my MIL, for example, she would prefer to be at the gate 2 hrs before departure. So if we ever travel together then it’s like okay do I sit around in the airport for an extra hour and a half - chasing around a toddler - or do I get there closer to my preferred time but deal with the palpable nervous energy bc we’re cutting it waaaaaaay too close? Truly a Sophie’s Choice type situation
I must be the most irritable person on the planet because I really can't stand like everything that gets posted here. This one isn't a pet peeve for me because when anyone travels with me, airport arrival times isn't democratic. I'm driving and we're going to arrive when I say we're going to arrive. Don't like it, tough crap. I understand people have high airport anxiety and don't mind sitting at a gave for 2 hours, my time is much more valuable than that.
On that note, in 2023, airports need to be much better about listing current security wait times, it isn't that hard. When I went to Orlando last week, literally the day before I left the DSM airport sent out a press release informing the public that anyone with early morning flights should arrive 2 hours before departure, because of long security lines, which is quite a departure from normal here. I follow their advise and arrive two hours early and the line was long, but it only took 20 minutes to get through as opposed to the normal zero minutes.
Ironically enough, Orlando now does put security line times on their website, the only time I missed a flight because of security lines was there, 5 years ago when I was in line for 2.5 rough ridin' hours, they didn't have security line times then.
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“facts”
hey, here's one that's not a pet peeve for me! :excited:
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Adjace but it pets my peeve when my travel companion does not share my preferred level of risk. Like for domestic flights, I like to be walking into the airport an hour before takeoff. For my MIL, for example, she would prefer to be at the gate 2 hrs before departure. So if we ever travel together then it’s like okay do I sit around in the airport for an extra hour and a half - chasing around a toddler - or do I get there closer to my preferred time but deal with the palpable nervous energy bc we’re cutting it waaaaaaay too close? Truly a Sophie’s Choice type situation
I must be the most irritable person on the planet because I really can't stand like everything that gets posted here. This one isn't a pet peeve for me because when anyone travels with me, airport arrival times isn't democratic. I'm driving and we're going to arrive when I say we're going to arrive. Don't like it, tough crap. I understand people have high airport anxiety and don't mind sitting at a gave for 2 hours, my time is much more valuable than that.
On that note, in 2023, airports need to be much better about listing current security wait times, it isn't that hard. When I went to Orlando last week, literally the day before I left the DSM airport sent out a press release informing the public that anyone with early morning flights should arrive 2 hours before departure, because of long security lines, which is quite a departure from normal here. I follow their advise and arrive two hours early and the line was long, but it only took 20 minutes to get through as opposed to the normal zero minutes.
Ironically enough, Orlando now does put security line times on their website, the only time I missed a flight because of security lines was there, 5 years ago when I was in line for 2.5 rough ridin' hours, they didn't have security line times then.
ok so just curious - if the airport doesn't advise how early you should arrive - what is your preferred time to be walking in to the airport?
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Adjace but it pets my peeve when my travel companion does not share my preferred level of risk. Like for domestic flights, I like to be walking into the airport an hour before takeoff. For my MIL, for example, she would prefer to be at the gate 2 hrs before departure. So if we ever travel together then it’s like okay do I sit around in the airport for an extra hour and a half - chasing around a toddler - or do I get there closer to my preferred time but deal with the palpable nervous energy bc we’re cutting it waaaaaaay too close? Truly a Sophie’s Choice type situation
I must be the most irritable person on the planet because I really can't stand like everything that gets posted here. This one isn't a pet peeve for me because when anyone travels with me, airport arrival times isn't democratic. I'm driving and we're going to arrive when I say we're going to arrive. Don't like it, tough crap. I understand people have high airport anxiety and don't mind sitting at a gave for 2 hours, my time is much more valuable than that.
On that note, in 2023, airports need to be much better about listing current security wait times, it isn't that hard. When I went to Orlando last week, literally the day before I left the DSM airport sent out a press release informing the public that anyone with early morning flights should arrive 2 hours before departure, because of long security lines, which is quite a departure from normal here. I follow their advise and arrive two hours early and the line was long, but it only took 20 minutes to get through as opposed to the normal zero minutes.
Ironically enough, Orlando now does put security line times on their website, the only time I missed a flight because of security lines was there, 5 years ago when I was in line for 2.5 rough ridin' hours, they didn't have security line times then.
ok so just curious - if the airport doesn't advise how early you should arrive - what is your preferred time to be walking in to the airport?
Des Moines 45 minutes, everywhere else 1 hour. United takes bags 45 minutes before departure and starts boarding 30 minutes before, I'm in boarding group 2.
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Birthday as a flavor. Just say it's white cake flavor.
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when there is only one piece of bread left and you already got all of your other sammich stuff out and ready. :curse:
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you get sandwich stuff out before checking the bread situation?????
take it to shame yourself thread
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you get sandwich stuff out before checking the bread situation?????
take it to shame yourself thread
Fair. I saw the bag and assumed my family aren't the type of assholes that would leave one slice. that's on me.
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Birthday as a flavor. Just say it's white cake flavor.
Whatever you call it, the flavor is ass
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you get sandwich stuff out before checking the bread situation?????
take it to shame yourself thread
(https://i.giphy.com/media/dmZ9oFsuGzfcMlOHC8/giphy.gif)
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When the driver of the car has the wipers set too fast or too slow for the rate of rain buildup on the windscreen
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When the driver of the car has the wipers set too fast or too slow for the rate of rain buildup on the windscreen
to my knowledge i have not seen this feature implemented, although i know we have the technology, but like, they should have the speed of the windshield wipers modulate with the speed of the vehicle. I used to drive a 2003 chevy blazer and the volume on the sound system would do that so I'm pretty sure if they can do it w/ speaker volume they can do it w/ windshield wiper speed.
And if that's not a thing the you're welcome for the billion dollar invention
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my wife's car is 10 years old and the wipers have been set to auto the entire time. they modulate themselves very well according to how much water is on the windshield
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When the driver of the car has the wipers set too fast or too slow for the rate of rain buildup on the windscreen
Rain sensing wipers were a great invention.*
*15 years ago
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puni are you riding exclusively in 1997 honda civics?
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A woman I work with calls all meeting invites "planners"
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People that call windshields "windscreens".
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People that call windshields "windscreens".
isn't this everyone from the uk?
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Saran Wrap that won't stick to what I want it to stick to fills my soul with fury.
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People from the UK.
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Saran Wrap that won't stick to what I want it to stick to fills my soul with fury.
Use Press and Seal
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People that call windshields "windscreens".
You think it's a shield? Try hiding behind it when crap Hits The Fantm
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I can't and will continue to refuse to believe what you guys are telling me about the arrival of the wiper singularity
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You never get a dry wipe? Scraping and stuttering across your 'screen?
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You never get a dry wipe? Scraping and stuttering across your 'screen?
Only if I have a streak of good fortune.
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You never get a dry wipe? Scraping and stuttering across your 'screen?
Only if I have a streak of good fortune.
Psychopath
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People that call windshields "windscreens".
You think it's a shield? Try hiding behind it when crap Hits The Fantm
When crap starts hitting a fan, I'd much rather be behind a shield than a screen.
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I don’t like this Marcos pizza commercial where they are advertising “unlimited 1-topping pizzas for $5.99 each” like bruh the unlimited is implied that’s how selling goods works
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How willing Twitter people are to use the same cliche crap talk over and over. "cope" "rent free" etc.
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When the gas pumps are full, there are 7 open spots in front of the store & people that just filled with gas leave their car at the pump to slowly rough ridin' stroll inside rather that pulling into a spot in front of the store.
Also, when there’s 2 pumps in a row & someone stops at the 1st pump instead of pulling through to the 2nd pump. 90% of cars have the gas tank on the drivers side.
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When the gas pumps are full, there are 7 open spots in front of the store & people that just filled with gas leave their car at the pump to slowly rough ridin' stroll inside rather that pulling into a spot in front of the store.
Also, when there’s 2 pumps in a row & someone stops at the 1st pump instead of pulling through to the 2nd pump. 90% of cars have the gas tank on the drivers side.
Oh man, great old man peeve. I wonder how many deaths this peeve has caused over the years due to coronary issues?
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When the gas pumps are full, there are 7 open spots in front of the store & people that just filled with gas leave their car at the pump to slowly rough ridin' stroll inside rather that pulling into a spot in front of the store.
Also, when there’s 2 pumps in a row & someone stops at the 1st pump instead of pulling through to the 2nd pump. 90% of cars have the gas tank on the drivers side.
These are good but that last part is not true at all
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I really dislike when people say “the answer is somewhere in the middle”. What kind of fence-sitting chickenshit response is that
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"wifey"
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"wifey"
That’s a good one
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"Work wife" or "Work husband"
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"Work wife" or "Work husband"
ick
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"Work wife" or "Work husband"
Yeah....eff all that noise.
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yeah, that's gross
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Which is worse - wifey or the rib?
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lotta folks ITT outing themselves as work single. (probably work incel, if we're being honest)
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Which is worse - wifey or the rib?
I say wifey because I've never heard of "the rib" which just seems awful while "wifey" is much more prevalent and often used by women to describe themselves
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I hate both. But I call my wife “Hun” like a small town east coast diner waitress calls everyone. Started as a joke but now it’s stuck.
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I hate both. But I call my wife “Hun” like a small town east coast diner waitress calls everyone. Started as a joke but now it’s stuck.
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This is the same reason why ms.ww and I call each other "bae"
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Thoughts on calling kids kiddo or kiddos? Because I do that a lot.
"Oh yeah I heard you guys had a kiddo, how is the little guy" etc
Or kids that aren't mine I'll say "aw thanks kiddo" etc
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I don't mind "hon" or "bae"
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Thoughts on calling kids kiddo or kiddos? Because I do that a lot.
"Oh yeah I heard you guys had a kiddo, how is the little guy" etc
Or kids that aren't mine I'll say "aw thanks kiddo" etc
I like doing that to a single one of my kids as in "what's up, kiddo?" but hate it when people describe their kids as kiddos. It makes no sense and is a complete double standard but that's part of the Pet Peeves journey.
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I only describe my kids as a kiddo if I don't know someone that well. "Yeah I had to miss because I have a sick kiddo"
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I only describe my kids as a kiddo if I don't know someone that well. "Yeah I had to miss because I have a sick kiddo"
yep, I hate that. And my stance is completely unreasonable.
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Fair.
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I only describe my kids as a kiddo if I don't know someone that well. "Yeah I had to miss because I have a sick kiddo"
yep, I hate that. And my stance is completely unreasonable.
I actually agree with you, but I think my pet peeve might just be people adding extra letters or syllables to words. Kids is a pretty easy word to say, just use that. :dunno:
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After Kaydin caught the ball, hubby turned to wifey and exclaimed, "Our kiddo scored a tuddy!"
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in the mocat pet peeve hierarchy, hubby is infinitely grosser than wifey or kiddo
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in the mocat pet peeve hierarchy, hubby is infinitely grosser than wifey or kiddo
It's a Wifey's World, and we're just living in it.
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I asked a friend about that last post by Spracs and he said it was an elite throwback reference by Spracs. A deep cut for sure.
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i also don't have a problem with doggo or doje, but i can certainly understand if you do.
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i also don't have a problem with doggo or doje, but i can certainly understand if you do.
that's a joke right? No one says that right?
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i also don't have a problem with doggo or doje, but i can certainly understand if you do.
that's a joke right? No one says that right?
i think they tend to be used by folks on the influencery / crypto end of the spectrum
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dog mom would be one. that one is IRL cringe
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I own a mug that reads "CAT DAD"
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lotta folks ITT outing themselves as work single. (probably work incel, if we're being honest)
Yes, please mark me down as a work virgin. I don't dip my pen in the company ink.
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I own a mug that reads "CAT DAD"
HEY ME TOO
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deodorant body spray
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deodorant body spray
I am surprisingly indignant to this as well.
“No way that works!” (Me every time I see spray deodorant on TV).
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When you or your kid wants an orange and you try and peel it, but it isn't quite ready yet and its really hard to peel. :curse:
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"wifey"
https://twitter.com/JeffreyParson/status/1639394421987762177?s=20
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After Kaydin caught the ball, hubby turned to wifey and exclaimed, "Our kiddo scored a tuddy!"
This is so white midwestern and I hate every bit of it. These people also have a massive bronze star over their fireplace and a live life love sign somewhere else in the house.
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deodorant body spray
I am surprisingly indignant to this as well.
“No way that works!” (Me every time I see spray deodorant on TV).
Spray deodorant and deodorant body spray aren't the same. I use spray deodorant, 72 hour degree with antiperspirant, although I'd never dream of using it once every 3 days. I'm nearly 47 years old and would never use Axe because I take actual showers.
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i’ve always been a deodorant stick guy (no antiperspirant).
old spice pure sport
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old man, old spice
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PURE SPORT
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Whatever you say, old sport.
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well maybe we need a deodorant master thread idk
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I find the concept of antiperspirant creeps me out. I don't like the idea of clogging my sweat glads so they don't sweat. I just want to not be so funky so I old-spice it up like my guy clams.
PURE SPORT
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Absolutely incredible how many bloggers are telling on themselves in this thread. Like raise your hand if when you were in middle school they gave you a sample stick of old spice and you were like “yep I’m sticking with this brand”
You’ll also notice all the folks who raised their hand have intense pit stains bc of the trash deodorant they use. Humiliating
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I'm all PURE SPORT baby
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Been using Degree for 30 years
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I find the concept of antiperspirant creeps me out. I don't like the idea of clogging my sweat glads so they don't sweat. I just want to not be so funky so I old-spice it up like my guy clams.
PURE SPORT
I’ve tried several alternatives and keep coming back to old spice. Most alternatives give me a rash for some reason, and big time for antiperspirants.
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Been using Degree for 30 years
Me too! That two pack was a game changer, I stuck with that until 3 years ago when I switched to the spray.
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I use Tom's scent free
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Been using Degree for 30 years
Me too! That two pack was a game changer, I stuck with that until 3 years ago when I switched to the spray.
Oh yeah, love the 2 packs. Sport is/has always been my flavor
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I use Tom's scent free
i was thinking about getting a bamboo toothbrush, what's your go-to?
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I use Tom's scent free
least surprising post ever
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I use Tom's scent free
i was thinking about getting a bamboo toothbrush, what's your go-to?
You know what? I don't care for your attitude
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I use Tom's scent free
least surprising post ever
lol
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it's like i always say:
if it ain't by Mennen, you're just pretennen
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I use Tom's scent free
least surprising post ever
lol
i hate all of you
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I use Tom's scent free
I am shocked you're not a Lune user. When that gal says it works anywhere on the body and then rubs it between her toes. That had to be a top selling point for hippies who want to smell good all over.
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-TKxLpzLj1_1BiNUuuntr2mxYijRWRBE52sb1Q0uFWaAdps8E4AKDf4Xa0OP2KYxbGmvhjcgiCzg&usqp=CAc" alt="Unscented | Solid Deodorant Stick 2.6oz | Whole Body Aluminum Free Deodorant | Lume"/>
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Lune gave me a rash too!
#oldspiceFRESH
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I've never heard of Lune. Been using Toms for like 10 years and would never change
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You nerds are talking about Lume, not Lune. It keeps your vag fresh after a shower.
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"all the things"
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When people sit down on the subway without taking off their backpack. Just looks so awkward
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"all the things"
I have a good friend who uses this all the time. I think it’s cute. I use it sometimes now too.
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I will admit that i have tried Lume. Got the unscented, but it definitely does have a scent and i can't quite place what that scent is, but whatever it is, its not for me.
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"up and coming"
is there not a better way to say this
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"up and coming"
is there not a better way to say this
there is, actually!
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/809194793909657600?s=20 (https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/809194793909657600?s=20)
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“Power Walkers”
I don’t know the correct term for this, but it really bothers me. As a large person (wide shoulders, etc) I am almost always courteous and considerate regarding making space for other walkers and passersby.
Often I’m taken aback by how many people do the complete opposite. Almost daily I have several interactions where if wouldn’t have given way there would have been a collision.
I do not like this!
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We wide shouldered folk are gentle giants
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when i was in high school i had a passing period that i had to go through the library which kind of made for a pinch point. Anyway, there was this guy who i had literally never met or spoken a single word to, and he was going the other direction during passing period and he would come up and shoulder check me. The first couple times he won b/c i wasn't expecting it and didn't realize i needed to brace for impact. After the 2nd time i realized he was doing it on purpose so I would just check him back. (He was also like 3 inches taller than me and probably had at least 20 lbs on me so, ya know, physics).
I actually saw him at a party a couple years after graduation and at this point i'd still never spoken to him, but we were standing in the same conversation circle. So I asked him why he decided to shoulder check me during passing period every day. he was like, "i don't even remember doing that...but, it does sound like something i would do."
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“Power Walkers”
I don’t know the correct term for this, but it really bothers me. As a large person (wide shoulders, etc) I am almost always courteous and considerate regarding making space for other walkers and passersby.
Often I’m taken aback by how many people do the complete opposite. Almost daily I have several interactions where if wouldn’t have given way there would have been a collision.
I do not like this!
honest question, where are you walking and running into people every day?
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I think you underestimate the width of nic’s shoulders.
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Canco kRusty is not a wide shouldered individual
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I'm sure nic's shoulders are quite broad! I just want know where he's walking in crowds!
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I use Tom's scent free
least surprising post ever
:ROFL:
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We wide shouldered folk are gentle giants
Yep this
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I use Tom's scent free
least surprising post ever
:ROFL:
Goddammit I'm never posting anything again
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:lol:
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I'm sure nic's shoulders are quite broad! I just want know where he's walking in crowds!
Mostly restaurants and some sidewalks. But I have been in a decent amount of airports, and casinos recently. Oddly enough I didn’t encounter this phenomenon much in the casinos of all places
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"did a thing" is enraging
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"did a thing" is enraging
Almost always a wedding or child birth
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Or a degree
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I'm not familiar with this trend, so it must be a Facebook thing.
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I see it mostly for bad memes
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SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!
I dislike this one almost as much as much as handclap emojis in between every word.
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"did a thing" is enraging
Almost always a wedding or child birth
Sometimes it's eating food
https://twitter.com/artegopizza/status/1647221700897959937?s=20
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comments always
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“Cringe” has been working its way to the top of my list, although paradoxically I can’t think of a better word to describe how I feel about it.
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“Cringe” has been working its way to the top of my list, although paradoxically I can’t think of a better word to describe how I feel about it.
I usually can’t stand “basic”, but it’s also the best adjective for what it applies to. I’ll use it with my wife & thats it.
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“Cringe” has been working its way to the top of my list, although paradoxically I can’t think of a better word to describe how I feel about it.
Man, yep. Quite the conundrum
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also mid
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“Cringe” has been working its way to the top of my list, although paradoxically I can’t think of a better word to describe how I feel about it.
cringe is a good shortcut for identifying opinions to ignore.
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“Cringe” has been working its way to the top of my list, although paradoxically I can’t think of a better word to describe how I feel about it.
cringe is a good shortcut for identifying opinions to ignore.
Pretty much. 9/10 when I hear someone use it, it is because they can’t express (or don’t understand themselves) what they don’t like about something, yet they insist on expressing that they feel negatively about it.
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“Cringe” has been working its way to the top of my list, although paradoxically I can’t think of a better word to describe how I feel about it.
I usually can’t stand “basic”, but it’s also the best adjective for what it applies to. I’ll use it with my wife & thats it.
Basic is very much not a thing anymore, is been replaced
mid
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cringe is very descriptive but it gets overused / misused a lot
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I’m sure I’ve posted my hate for this previously; with that being said, “with that being said” is the worst.
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Has "today years old" been covered ITT?
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I’m sure I’ve posted my hate for this previously; with that being said, “with that being said” is the worst.
Ha, I use that quite a bit. Mostly as I am inundated with questions and I try and assuage whoever I am talking to that what they thought was the way things are, are in fact not that way.
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with that said is a great ingredient in a crap sandwich
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I’m sure I’ve posted my hate for this previously; with that being said, “with that being said” is the worst.
Ha, I use that quite a bit. Mostly as I am inundated with questions and I try and assuage whoever I am talking to that what they thought was the way things are, are in fact not that way.
You should endeavor to remove “being” from the phrase. Just an extra word that makes it passive voice and makes everything terrible. Being said? You just said it!
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I’m sure I’ve posted my hate for this previously; with that being said, “with that being said” is the worst.
Ha, I use that quite a bit. Mostly as I am inundated with questions and I try and assuage whoever I am talking to that what they thought was the way things are, are in fact not that way.
You should endeavor to remove “being” from the phrase. Just an extra word that makes it passive voice and makes everything terrible. Being said? You just said it!
How about just "But ..."?
"With that being said" is terribly inefficient writing/speaking. It should never be put in writing, but I imagine people use it in speaking to buy a few more moments to collect their thoughts before proceeding.
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its great for building a little suspense and drama. Honestly one of the greatest phrases you can use Friday thru Wednesday.
Thursdays, however...
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Perfect for mansplaining. "Now let me tell you what you are thinking about what I just said"
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“Cringe” has been working its way to the top of my list, although paradoxically I can’t think of a better word to describe how I feel about it.
I usually can’t stand “basic”, but it’s also the best adjective for what it applies to. I’ll use it with my wife & thats it.
Basic is very much not a thing anymore, is been replaced
mid
Basic & mid are two very different things to me. However I’m old & may be using each incorrectly. I hate the term, but “basic” to me is an extension of the old “basic bitch.” In Oklahoma “basic” to me is the guy at the casino on a Friday night dressed like every other guy at the casino because that’s what guys at the casino wear. And by casino I mean Oklahoma casino.
“Mid” is a place or thing or a description of how average someone is at something. The original use of mid of the wrestler using it to describe Skyline Chili at a show in Cincy is perfect. Another example is Taco Tico. I like it because I grew up on it, but it’s mid Mexican fast food.
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I definitely like “that being said,” or “that said,” but I’m a bit of a rogue when it comes to writing. I always leave the full palette available when spinning prose.
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I’m sure I’ve posted my hate for this previously; with that being said, “with that being said” is the worst.
Ha, I use that quite a bit. Mostly as I am inundated with questions and I try and assuage whoever I am talking to that what they thought was the way things are, are in fact not that way.
You should endeavor to remove “being” from the phrase. Just an extra word that makes it passive voice and makes everything terrible. Being said? You just said it!
How about just "But ..."?
"With that being said" is terribly inefficient writing/speaking. It should never be put in writing, but I imagine people use it in speaking to buy a few more moments to collect their thoughts before proceeding.
FTR I definitely don't use it in emails or other such writing, it's pretty much just a verbal thing I do to, as mentioned, is just a phrase used to to let whoever is distracting me I hear them but don't care to hear them/reasoning for something. It almost always proceeded by "I understand what you're saying" or "I hear what you're saying" and a long list of confirming crap and then "but with that being said do XYZ, not ABC."
I would totally understand it being a peeve though
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I’m sure I’ve posted my hate for this previously; with that being said, “with that being said” is the worst.
Ha, I use that quite a bit. Mostly as I am inundated with questions and I try and assuage whoever I am talking to that what they thought was the way things are, are in fact not that way.
You should endeavor to remove “being” from the phrase. Just an extra word that makes it passive voice and makes everything terrible. Being said? You just said it!
How about just "But ..."?
"With that being said" is terribly inefficient writing/speaking. It should never be put in writing, but I imagine people use it in speaking to buy a few more moments to collect their thoughts before proceeding.
FTR I definitely don't use it in emails or other such writing, it's pretty much just a verbal thing I do to, as mentioned, is just a phrase used to to let whoever is distracting me I hear them but don't care to hear them/reasoning for something. It almost always proceeded by "I understand what you're saying" or "I hear what you're saying" and a long list of confirming crap and then "but with that being said do XYZ, not ABC."
I would totally understand it being a peeve though
I can only speak for myself, but I find it totally fine as a speech artifact. Just not the full form of "with that being said" in written form. But I agree with cat about "That said, ..." being acceptable in writing. I've done it, and ...
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:lol:
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"he knows ball" or "_____ knows ball"
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"he knows ball" or "_____ knows ball"
You could really fill up this thread by just copying and pasting 99% of Kurtz's tweets
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Natural peanut butter
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Natural peanut butter
Need more information. You mean like when The Brands put the PB in jar with the brown label (jif natural, Peter Pan natural, etc) or are we talking something else?
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"he knows ball" or "_____ knows ball"
I've never heard anyone say this.
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"he knows ball" or "_____ knows ball"
I've never heard anyone say this.
Feels like a bad and1 tshirt from the early 2000s
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"he knows ball" or "_____ knows ball"
I've never heard anyone say this.
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"he knows ball" or "_____ knows ball"
You could really fill up this thread by just copying and pasting 99% of Kurtz's tweets
He 100% tweeted that ironically
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Natural peanut butter
Need more information. You mean like when The Brands put the PB in jar with the brown label (jif natural, Peter Pan natural, etc) or are we talking something else?
I am referring to non-hydrogenated nut butters that separate into solids and oil that you have to expend 50% of your willpower and 100% of your vitality each time you have to stir it back into nut butter
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Natural peanut butter
Need more information. You mean like when The Brands put the PB in jar with the brown label (jif natural, Peter Pan natural, etc) or are we talking something else?
I am referring to non-hydrogenated nut butters that separate into solids and oil that you have to expend 50% of your willpower and 100% of your vitality each time you have to stir it back into nut butter
oh, yeah those suck
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Natural peanut butter
Need more information. You mean like when The Brands put the PB in jar with the brown label (jif natural, Peter Pan natural, etc) or are we talking something else?
I am referring to non-hydrogenated nut butters that separate into solids and oil that you have to expend 50% of your willpower and 100% of your vitality each time you have to stir it back into nut butter
oh, yeah those suck
Hard disagree here. Peanut butter should just be ground up peanuts. You basically turn the jar upside down for a day then stick in fridge and its mixed for you. Brand name frankenbutters are rough ridin' gross.
SF pet peeve #6,743. Can we stop adding rough ridin' sugar to everything? Here are some crushed up strawberries that are naturally sweet anyway, but we added 247 grams of sugar to make them really rough ridin' sweet to spread on top of your mutant butter. We probably added some corn too and we have no idea why we even do that at this point.
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go churn your butter or whatever, SF, the rest of us will enjoy our sugar. :ROFL:
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definitely Team Natural PB. it's like the one healthy thing i insist on.
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go churn your butter or whatever, SF, the rest of us will enjoy our sugar. :ROFL:
you keep enjoying your corn jelly OK Cat.
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Natural peanut butter
Need more information. You mean like when The Brands put the PB in jar with the brown label (jif natural, Peter Pan natural, etc) or are we talking something else?
I am referring to non-hydrogenated nut butters that separate into solids and oil that you have to expend 50% of your willpower and 100% of your vitality each time you have to stir it back into nut butter
oh, yeah those suck
Hard disagree here. Peanut butter should just be ground up peanuts. You basically turn the jar upside down for a day then stick in fridge and its mixed for you. Brand name frankenbutters are rough ridin' gross.
SF pet peeve #6,743. Can we stop adding rough ridin' sugar to everything? Here are some crushed up strawberries that are naturally sweet anyway, but we added 247 grams of sugar to make them really rough ridin' sweet to spread on top of your mutant butter. We probably added some corn too and we have no idea why we even do that at this point.
Everything has corn syrup because we subsidize corn and tax sugar.
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go churn your butter or whatever, SF, the rest of us will enjoy our sugar. :ROFL:
you keep enjoying your corn jelly OK Cat.
That sounds like a good Tuesday afternoon thread, stay tuned!
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Natural peanut butter
Need more information. You mean like when The Brands put the PB in jar with the brown label (jif natural, Peter Pan natural, etc) or are we talking something else?
I am referring to non-hydrogenated nut butters that separate into solids and oil that you have to expend 50% of your willpower and 100% of your vitality each time you have to stir it back into nut butter
oh, yeah those suck
Hard disagree here. Peanut butter should just be ground up peanuts. You basically turn the jar upside down for a day then stick in fridge and its mixed for you. Brand name frankenbutters are rough ridin' gross.
SF pet peeve #6,743. Can we stop adding rough ridin' sugar to everything? Here are some crushed up strawberries that are naturally sweet anyway, but we added 247 grams of sugar to make them really rough ridin' sweet to spread on top of your mutant butter. We probably added some corn too and we have no idea why we even do that at this point.
Everything has corn syrup because we subsidize corn and tax sugar.
I know. Can't we just give them money and not put sugar and corn in everything?
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The natural pb is so gross
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all peanut butter is good. probably 30% of the protein consumed in our house comes from peanut butter so I would need to get like 3 -4 of those small jars of natural peanut butter each week. Natural peanut butter is definitely better than regular on ice cream.
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all peanut butter is good. probably 30% of the protein consumed in our house comes from peanut butter so I would need to get like 3 -4 of those small jars of natural peanut butter each week. Natural peanut butter is definitely better than regular on ice cream.
heck yeah
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Kettlebells in lbs
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I don’t like that the word “myriad” can be used as either a noun or an adjective. Just make it noun only for cryin out loud
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I don’t like that the word “myriad” can be used as either a noun or an adjective. Just make it noun only for cryin out loud
Team adjective, here.
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I don’t like that the word “myriad” can be used as either a noun or an adjective. Just make it noun only for cryin out loud
Team adjective, here.
For a myriad of reasons I agree.
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
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when people spell it "woah"
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
I've actually spent a lot of time thinking about this, and I think the Brits have the better of the argument. We say "Dallas is ..." but "the Cowboys are ..." even though we're referring to the same thing--a group of individuals. Ours is a slavish devotion to form over substance. Let me ask you, would you say "the data is saying" or "the data are saying"?
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Could not disagree more. The chiefs are a team. Stupid to say Kansas City is but the chiefs are.
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people that don't know the "Reply All" button exists. this seems to be extremely prevalent in contractors or anyone that works in an industry where working on your house is involved.
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Could not disagree more. The chiefs are a team. Stupid to say Kansas City is but the chiefs are.
In other words, the pronoun for Kansas City is "they", not "it"
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people that don't know the "Reply All" button exists. this seems to be extremely prevalent in contractors or anyone that works in an industry where working on your house is involved.
Happens in all industries. I'm like, I copied this guy on my e-mail to you for a reason. Now you're slightly inconveniencing me! (Assuming I even notice, which I do.)
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Could not disagree more. The chiefs are a team. Stupid to say Kansas City is but the chiefs are.
you say "Kansas City are driving down the field"?
And that sounds right to you? :dubious:
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Could not disagree more. The chiefs are a team. Stupid to say Kansas City is but the chiefs are.
you say "Kansas City are driving down the field"?
And that sounds right to you? :dubious:
It sounds right if they are in fact driving down the field, yes
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people that don't know the "Reply All" button exists. this seems to be extremely prevalent in contractors or anyone that works in an industry where working on your house is involved.
For me it's the reverse of this, those who hit reply all when it didnt need to be
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Could not disagree more. The chiefs are a team. Stupid to say Kansas City is but the chiefs are.
you say "Kansas City are driving down the field"?
And that sounds right to you? :dubious:
It sounds right if they are in fact driving down the field, yes
Good grief :sdeek:
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I don’t like that the word “myriad” can be used as either a noun or an adjective. Just make it noun only for cryin out loud
Team adjective, here.
For a myriad of reasons I agree.
Can’t tell if you were being clever here but :dubious:
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Could not disagree more. The chiefs are a team. Stupid to say Kansas City is but the chiefs are.
you say "Kansas City are driving down the field"?
And that sounds right to you? :dubious:
Of course it sounds weird to your American English ears. But the point I and other intellectuals are trying to make is that the British English analogue makes better logical sense.
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Could not disagree more. The chiefs are a team. Stupid to say Kansas City is but the chiefs are.
you say "Kansas City are driving down the field"?
And that sounds right to you? :dubious:
Of course it sounds weird to your American English ears. But the point I and other intellectuals are trying to make is that the British English analogue makes better logical sense.
It does except "Kansas City" is singular and "Chiefs" is plural and using plural for both sounds dumb
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Could not disagree more. The chiefs are a team. Stupid to say Kansas City is but the chiefs are.
you say "Kansas City are driving down the field"?
And that sounds right to you? :dubious:
Of course it sounds weird to your American English ears. But the point I and other intellectuals are trying to make is that the British English analogue makes better logical sense.
It does except "Kansas City" is singular and "Chiefs" is plural and using plural for both sounds dumb
Again, you're following form over substance. As my colleague mocat pointed out in another thread, would you say "that group of people are sheep" or "that group of people is sheep"? The subject is group--a singular noun. But the spirit of the subject is inherently plural. So let it be with Kansas City.
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Ok nerd
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Both are fine, substance-wise. Form is all that matters in this case.
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Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the rough ridin' language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
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Man, MichiganCat really showing his ass here.
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Haven’t seen mocat this fired up since I suggested the chiefs take a TE in the 1st round
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Man, MichiganCat really showing his ass here.
Yes and team plural is gonna line up and kiss it
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Team plural are going to do no such thing
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team michigancat on this one. pretty sure my high school journalism class tough me team=singular, so, case closed!
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Fuckin nerds lmao
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Some people are "rule" followers. Some make the rules.
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Before everyone goes declaring the British as the ultimate authority on subject/verb agreement, I will remind you that these are the same blokes who take a word like math and just pluralize it
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Before everyone goes declaring the British as the ultimate authority on subject/verb agreement, I will remind you that these are the same blokes who take a word like math and just pluralize it
Well, there are different kinds of maths. The maths are myriad.
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Before everyone goes declaring the British as the ultimate authority on subject/verb agreement, I will remind you that these are the same blokes who take a word like math and just pluralize it
Well, there are different kinds of maths. The maths are myriad.
This crap is gunna put me in mental hospital
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Strongly disagree
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Man, MichiganCat really showing his ass here.
Yes and team plural is gonna line up and kiss it
Mich and I don't agree on much, but I will march shoulder to shoulder with him to the place where team plural will line up to kiss our asses.
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My TVs occasionally need an update which I have to OK with the original TV remote that I don't use or I cannot use the TV.
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
michigancat: fun at parties.
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My TVs occasionally need an update which I have to OK with the original TV remote that I don't use or I cannot use the TV.
Bring back the Input button plz.
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My TVs occasionally need an update which I have to OK with the original TV remote that I don't use or I cannot use the TV.
Bring back the Input button plz.
This is where Roku TVs rule.
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
michigancat: fun at parties.
Honestly if I brought this up at a party it would lead to a very spirited and fun conversation
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on the grammar kick, I hate how the British wrongly use a team name as a plural.
It's Crystal Palace IS a team not Crystal Palace ARE a team.
Could not disagree more. The chiefs are a team. Stupid to say Kansas City is but the chiefs are.
you say "Kansas City are driving down the field"?
And that sounds right to you? :dubious:
This drives me nuts and it never happened before our culture started to be corrupted by soccer. "Sporting Kansas City are blah, blah blah..." Yuck.
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BOOKS ARE NOT COASTERS!!!
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Seeing "Copy of" in front of the file name. JUST RENAME THE FILE BEFORE SENDING/SAVING. thank you
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People that save seats at random kids things. My daughter had her Kindergarten program today & people brought in blankets to to lay out on chairs. Some lady came in, then put out blankets over 7 seats. Then 4 or 5 women stood the whole time filming every second of the thing with their phones.
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That’s a good one. The parents with the insane chairs at soccer I find very annoying. I just stand 90% of the time and I don’t care if other people sit, but the 4 feet wide rocking chairs that people rush to plop down right next to the sideline crowding the teenage linesmen are kind of disgusting.
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Back to the Brits and other stiff upper-lip types.
Saying "an historic" rather than "a historic" sounds weird to me. not really a peeve, but mildly annoying.
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Why are there people who have lived in central Kansas their entire lives who use a drawl?
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People that save seats at random kids things. My daughter had her Kindergarten program today & people brought in blankets to to lay out on chairs. Some lady came in, then put out blankets over 7 seats. Then 4 or 5 women stood the whole time filming every second of the thing with their phones.
This is a good one. The filming of the kid programs is very out of hand these days.
That’s a good one. The parents with the insane chairs at soccer I find very annoying. I just stand 90% of the time and I don’t care if other people sit, but the 4 feet wide rocking chairs that people rush to plop down right next to the sideline crowding the teenage linesmen are kind of disgusting.
I pulled the trig and bought a nice chair for soccer but I try and not infringe on the sideline.
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People that save seats at random kids things. My daughter had her Kindergarten program today & people brought in blankets to to lay out on chairs. Some lady came in, then put out blankets over 7 seats. Then 4 or 5 women stood the whole time filming every second of the thing with their phones.
This is a good one. The filming of the kid programs is very out of hand these days.
That’s a good one. The parents with the insane chairs at soccer I find very annoying. I just stand 90% of the time and I don’t care if other people sit, but the 4 feet wide rocking chairs that people rush to plop down right next to the sideline crowding the teenage linesmen are kind of disgusting.
I pulled the trig and bought a nice chair for soccer but I try and not infringe on the sideline.
Yeah, these are both really good ones. The seat savers are the worst. Notice this a lot at vacation resorts. "hey, I got up at 3 am and put towels on this entire row and then went back to bed for 6 hours, why are you in my seat?"
The recording too. My kid was on a soccer team a couple years ago and this mom would video almost the entire game on her phone. I always hated sitting near her because I would be afraid one of my stupid comments would get caught on her recording. Even saw some weirdo record the entire month end assembly at my kids school last week. Its just a stupid thing they do every freaking month and this guy recorded the whole damn thing smiling the whole time. I always wonder what % of people actually watch the stupid crap they record. Apple has to love the crap out of these people. "You have exceeded your iCloud storage, please pay more for the 8,000 videos on your phone that you have never watched".
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The seat savers are the worst. Notice this a lot at vacation resorts. "hey, I got up at 3 am and put towels on this entire row and then went back to bed for 6 hours, why are you in my seat?"
Yeah seat savers are a big time pet peeve. At the resort I was just at in the DR they had their staff going around the pool area yanking anything off the chairs and loungers before 9am. lol
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I hate the term ‘sex worker.’ No, Candy, you’re a hooker.
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Sex work includes more than just prostitutes
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This reminds me of the time a friend told me about what he witnessed at a XXX movie theater. Seems there were two older ladies seating next to this fat old man. The lady next to the old guy says to her friend that the guy was jacking off. She says "Let's get out of here!", but the gal replies "I can't, he's using my hand!". So seed 7, I agree.
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This reminds me of the time a friend told me about what he witnessed at a XXX movie theater. Seems there were two older ladies seating next to this fat old man. The lady next to the old guy says to her friend that the guy was jacking off. She says "Let's get out of here!", but the gal replies "I can't, he's using my hand!". So seed 7, I agree.
a friend
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Sex work includes more than just prostitutes
Who else? Strippers?
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I would say, a Urologist. They prescribe hard-on pills, and hard-on equipment, and even recommend male genitals surgery.
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The seat savers are the worst. Notice this a lot at vacation resorts. "hey, I got up at 3 am and put towels on this entire row and then went back to bed for 6 hours, why are you in my seat?"
Yeah seat savers are a big time pet peeve. At the resort I was just at in the DR they had their staff going around the pool area yanking anything off the chairs and loungers before 9am. lol
Hell yes! More resorts need to do this.
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I don’t know if this is so much a peeve as it is something that I just find annoying…but like, you ever get into a really long line and you’re standing in line for several minutes but nobody else lines up behind you. Like I’ve been waiting for 10 minutes to get my dang croissant and then some joker gets in line behind me when I’m next up and he only has to wait like 15 seconds gmafb with that crap, universe
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It's really irritating when I get in a short line but it moves super slow and the ppl at the end of the longer lines end up checking out sooner. It kills the joy of being in a short line.
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Emails that say “your shipment is on the way” when it is definitely not on the way yet, they just printed a shipping label
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The combination of iOS version of outlook defaulting to reply all and boomer’s need to respond to organization wide emails that don’t even need replying to.
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the misuse of POV has just really gotten out of hand
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the misuse of POV has just really gotten out of hand
it's infuriating
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the misuse of POV has just really gotten out of hand
it's infuriating
Depends on your POV
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I think “livin the dream” guy at work has entered my pet peeves.
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I know i'm in the pool, but man it peeves me when a kid* splashes my prescription sunglasses.
*its usually my own kid.
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If I were king, all clothing sizes would have a highly regulated margin of error only. A rough ridin' large t shirt is a rough ridin' large t shirt. 30 whatever pants are 30 whatever pants. I'm convinced this all happens just so you say eff it and go in to stores and try crap on. Like 90% of my tee shirts are large, but every once in a while, I'll order a large and get one that goes to my knees, or if I know they run big, i'll get a medium and barely get my neck through it. Same with jeans, I'll try on 10 of the same rough ridin' size in the same brand and they all fit different. :curse:
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If I were king, all clothing sizes would have a highly regulated margin of error only. A rough ridin' large t shirt is a rough ridin' large t shirt. 30 whatever pants are 30 whatever pants. I'm convinced this all happens just so you say eff it and go in to stores and try crap on. Like 90% of my tee shirts are large, but every once in a while, I'll order a large and get one that goes to my knees, or if I know they run big, i'll get a medium and barely get my neck through it. Same with jeans, I'll try on 10 of the same rough ridin' size in the same brand and they all fit different. :curse:
Or it fits great and then you wash it and then all of a sudden it barely reaches your belt! :curse:
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I think “livin the dream” guy at work has entered my pet peeves.
That is a weird one for me in that it really bothered me at first, and now I get it far too much, it's the perfect hide your pain answer and everyone at least here knows when you say that you're not to be bothered.
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I think “livin the dream” guy at work has entered my pet peeves.
That is a weird one for me in that it really bothered me at first, and now I get it far too much, it's the perfect hide your pain answer and everyone at least here knows when you say that you're not to be bothered.
Lol. I always hear it as "Kill ... me ...."
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I think “livin the dream” guy at work has entered my pet peeves.
That is a weird one for me in that it really bothered me at first, and now I get it far too much, it's the perfect hide your pain answer and everyone at least here knows when you say that you're not to be bothered.
Lol. I always hear it as "Kill ... me ...."
Yes, I took that seriously when this guy said "Take me out of my misery and kill me.". Good thing I only had a plastic knife.
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I know i'm in the pool, but man it peeves me when a kid* splashes my prescription sunglasses.
*its usually my own kid.
I don't know if wearing prescription sunglasses in the pool with the expectation that they won't get wet is a pet peeve, but it's definitely insane.
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"Hey here's something valuable and I would like it to remain dry. Better put it on and jump in a pool full of kids!"
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I know i'm in the pool, but man it peeves me when a kid* splashes my prescription sunglasses.
*its usually my own kid.
I don't know if wearing prescription sunglasses in the pool with the expectation that they won't get wet is a pet peeve, but it's definitely insane.
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People blocking two pumps at the gas station with one small car.
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People who get to the car pick up line at school 45 min before school gets out. Also, basically everything about the car pickup line.
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People who get to the car pick up line at school 45 min before school gets out. Also, basically everything about the car pickup line.
Yep, these people are just insane. I now pick up my kids a couple blocks away from the school so I don't have to deal with these maniacs. Watching people unable/refusing to follow the most basic instructions in the pickup line made me boil every single day. Our school literally had to paint a line through the entire parking lot because people were too stupid to form 2 lines and kept blocking the street.
Its 105 today and my kids are walking a few blocks to the car. Sorry dudes.
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Henleys (shirt)
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I think I hate the 360 orbit pan video photo booth things
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The trope where someone pulls the fire alarm and the sprinklers go off
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People who in response to invitations ask "what time is it" (especially for shows and sporting events) when they could have spent the exact same time on a google search that would have revealed that information.
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People who in response to invitations ask "what time is it" (especially for shows and sporting events) when they could have spent the exact same time on a google search that would have revealed that information.
I assume you mean written invitations but I am having fun imagining you demanding people to get their phones out of their pockets and Google it while they are standing right in front of you
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Hey friend, want to go see a movie with me on Friday?
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Hey man thanks for the invite sounds fun, what time?
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Jesus rough ridin' Google it you lazy bad person god I can't stand you people
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No joke. You need to work on your invitations instead of foisting the blame on others.
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Lol
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People who in response to invitations ask "what time is it" (especially for shows and sporting events) when they could have spent the exact same time on a google search that would have revealed that information.
I assume you mean written invitations but I am having fun imagining you demanding people to get their phones out of their pockets and Google it while they are standing right in front of you
This was in reaction to a group text where someone asked if folks wanted to get together for the Rangers/Astros game and someone else responded: when is the game?
Half the time someone asks me that question I literally have to Google the game time myself in order to respond. But I do anyway cause I’m a nice person and very good at online research.
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i really prefer touchdowns being scored by the position that's supposed to score them, and to a lesser extent, yards. like rushing td's for runningbacks, receiving td's for receivers. otherwise they're stealing touchdowns from each other. and avery is going to really get under my skin by scoring a bazillion rushing touchdowns. :curse:
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have we discussed the unironic deployment of single-use hashtags?
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have we discussed the unironic deployment of single-use hashtags?
Take it to the Daxterpieces thread.
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When college stadiums turn the lights on and off after a TD or something. It doesn't look cool, it looks dumb
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Looks really dumb
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We'll probably get them at some point. It will suck.
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Reminds me of how I used to party when I was 8 or 10.
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We'll probably get them at some point. It will suck.
when we do, it will be well after the fad has passed
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It's cool in the stadium. Just dumb on TV.
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Tank tops on airplane passengers
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Tank tops on airplane passengers
elaborate
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1. Their nasty pits are going to shoot stink rays at you when they reach up to get in the overhead bin
2. Their nasty naked upper arm skin is going to touch their seat mates
3. Their stinkpit hair may stick out the front and back of their creases and wick stink clouds into your airspace
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4. If their exposed upper arms and shoulders display insufficient muscular development, you may feel sad for or possibly even disgusted by them
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Same with open toed shoes on planes
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Puni really going on a de-odor rant
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When a ball carrier is stood up by a defender and another defender runs from behind to tackle and they get like 3 more yards
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When a ball carrier is stood up by a defender and another defender runs from behind to tackle and they get like 3 more yards
This is a great one. Why does it happen so often?
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I'm struggling with scoop-n-score. Feels too forced
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I'm struggling with scoop-n-score. Feels too forced
https://twitter.com/djacoby/status/1579172649963778048
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When a ball carrier is stood up by a defender and another defender runs from behind to tackle and they get like 3 more yards
This is a great one. Why does it happen so often?
I think players are just conditioned to go hard at the ball no matter what. But so often they'd be better served by slowing down and pulling the guy back
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Electric recliners
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When a ball carrier is stood up by a defender and another defender runs from behind to tackle and they get like 3 more yards
This is a great one. Why does it happen so often?
I think players are just conditioned to go hard at the ball no matter what. But so often they'd be better served by slowing down and pulling the guy back
But then you don't get to get in a lick on the ball-carrier. Def better to hit em from the side or front tho. Those licks add up.
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Electric recliners
On a related note, walking past the massaging recliner aisle at NFM is like diving IRL into Idiocracy. It's a real journey.
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Dining table centerpieces that block the view of the people across from you
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Like many Midwestern'rs I have a storm door that opens out and sometimes food delivery people leave the food right in front of the door forcing me to crush or knock over the food attempting to retrieve it. There is a chair to set it on right next to the door, so this is particularly peeving
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Writing thing, but painting yourself into a corner in which you have to say "that that." I normally despise thats. Two in a row really peeves me.
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Writing thing, but painting yourself into a corner in which you have to say "that that." I normally despise thats. Two in a row really peeves me.
I love doing this, like discovering a linguistic Easter egg
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Writing thing, but painting yourself into a corner in which you have to say "that that." I normally despise thats. Two in a row really peeves me.
I love doing this, like discovering a linguistic Easter egg
I read it, reread it, and then hang my head and think, "Well, 'that that' makes the most sense, here."
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Writing thing, but painting yourself into a corner in which you have to say "that that." I normally despise thats. Two in a row really peeves me.
I love doing this, like discovering a linguistic Easter egg
I read it, reread it, and then hang my head and think, "Well, 'that that' makes the most sense, here."
If that ain’t me.
I will also re-write a sentence to avoid saying something like “a whole other” unless I’m specifically calling someone out for typing a whole nother (which, why would you even type that? I get saying it out loud but typing that out? C’mon man)
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In college I was trying to write an essay at the last minute and could not break down “whole nother” in to comprehensible English and just included it.
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Did you try "whole other"
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I see this as a common Instagram thing where they change the fonts to something basically unreadable. Normally I don't care but one of the most egregious offenders is a bar with music I like
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Stop please
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Like many Midwestern'rs I have a storm door that opens out and sometimes food delivery people leave the food right in front of the door forcing me to crush or knock over the food attempting to retrieve it. There is a chair to set it on right next to the door, so this is particularly peeving
why don't you walk around from the back? Or track the order and watch for the guy when close and then open the door for them?
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Because I'm not a weirdo
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Well I am but not THAT kind of weirdo
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Well I am but not THAT kind of weirdo
:D
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When a ball carrier is stood up by a defender and another defender runs from behind to tackle and they get like 3 more yards
This is a great one. Why does it happen so often?
I think players are just conditioned to go hard at the ball no matter what. But so often they'd be better served by slowing down and pulling the guy back
But then you don't get to get in a lick on the ball-carrier. Def better to hit em from the side or front tho. Those licks add up.
Next level.
https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/1728615804391039365
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When a ball carrier is stood up by a defender and another defender runs from behind to tackle and they get like 3 more yards
This is a great one. Why does it happen so often?
I think players are just conditioned to go hard at the ball no matter what. But so often they'd be better served by slowing down and pulling the guy back
But then you don't get to get in a lick on the ball-carrier. Def better to hit em from the side or front tho. Those licks add up.
Next level.
https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/1728615804391039365
:lol: :lol:
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Doggie SF normally poops twice on our walk. Always has, no idea why she can't just get it done the first time. This is a mild annoyance in the spring, summer, and fall. It is def peeve territory in the winter. Having to take my gloves off twice and spend extra time in the freezing ass cold is the worst.
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My lab was like that. I would just make her poop before we started so it was only once away from home.
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My lab was like that. I would just make her poop before we started so it was only once away from home.
So your yard is loaded with stink mines? :horrorsurprise:
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Duh
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My lab was like that. I would just make her poop before we started so it was only once away from home.
So your yard is loaded with stink mines? :horrorsurprise:
I'm more curious how to "make" a dog poop.
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You point at the ground and say "go poop" then they circle around for a minute and poop.
This and "go pee" are essential commands, you definitely aren't dogging right.
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My dog will pee on command but poops wherever he pleases. I'm not a dog behavior expert but I'm pretty sure he is obsessed with pooping where the scent will reach other dogs. He sneaks into middle of street where the poop will be most elevated or stops in front of houses that have dogs (especially dogs that bark loudly) to make his deposit. It is like a religious obsession for him.
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Doggie SF normally poops twice on our walk. Always has, no idea why she can't just get it done the first time. This is a mild annoyance in the spring, summer, and fall. It is def peeve territory in the winter. Having to take my gloves off twice and spend extra time in the freezing ass cold is the worst.
Truly a pet peeve.
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When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"
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When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"
I have never heard of this. Is it a midwestern thing?
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When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"
I have never heard of this. Is it a midwestern thing?
I suppose now that I think about it, the people I hear say it are always those really nervous travelers that like, have 3 copies of their boarding pass printed out and get to the airport no less than 3 hours before their flight and act like they are going to miss their flight until they are at the gate.
And that person I just described is a Midwesterner like 999 times out of1000
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I've never heard that before
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Fog lights
Those things are a menace for those of us with gray hair.
Also, drivers that are too stupid to adjust their headlamps. At 25', they should not shine above the centerline of the lamp.
Stop blinding us old geezers and fix your damn alignment.
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Fog lights
Those things are a menace for those of us with gray hair.
Also, drivers that are too stupid to adjust their headlamps. At 25', they should not shine above the centerline of the lamp.
Stop blinding us old geezers and fix your damn alignment.
Lol I bet fewer than 1% of the population knows how to align their car's headlights
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When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"
I have never heard of this. Is it a midwestern thing?
I suppose now that I think about it, the people I hear say it are always those really nervous travelers that like, have 3 copies of their boarding pass printed out and get to the airport no less than 3 hours before their flight and act like they are going to miss their flight until they are at the gate.
And that person I just described is a Midwesterner like 999 times out of1000
I'm a bit peeved that you don't have a little sympathy for your nervous Midwestern compatriots
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Writing thing, but painting yourself into a corner in which you have to say "that that." I normally despise thats. Two in a row really peeves me.
I recently did this with "had had". I think I ended up just using one though
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When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"
I have never heard of this. Is it a midwestern thing?
I suppose now that I think about it, the people I hear say it are always those really nervous travelers that like, have 3 copies of their boarding pass printed out and get to the airport no less than 3 hours before their flight and act like they are going to miss their flight until they are at the gate.
And that person I just described is a Midwesterner like 999 times out of1000
I'm a bit peeved that you don't have a little sympathy for your nervous Midwestern compatriots
When i was flying home from visiting the fam the guy sitting behind me was a total nervous ned and he was very loudly giving a play by play of all the reasons he was pretty sure our plane was effed and there was no way we were going to be taking off b/c some weird sound the engines were making or the cockpit door still wasn't closed or a myriad of other things and i just found him to be an annoying little beta but my wife was listening to him and starting to get anxious and if my daughter was old enough to understand what he was saying then she probably would have gotten nervous too, at which point i would have had to turn around and say "hey can you keep your total loser thoughts to yourself? you're making everyone extremely uncomfortable and nobody wants to hear it"
FTR the flight took off and landed on time, and if there were any problems with the engines or systems or whatever then they did a really good job of hiding it or fixing it.
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for every ten likes i will make this stupid AI picture dumber
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Fog lights
Those things are a menace for those of us with gray hair.
Also, drivers that are too stupid to adjust their headlamps. At 25', they should not shine above the centerline of the lamp.
Stop blinding us old geezers and fix your damn alignment.
Lol I bet fewer than 1% of the population knows how to align their car's headlights
If any gE'rs need to learn the simple adjustment of your headlamps, please slide into the DM. I'll be happy to help you.
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Sir, it is my right as an American citizen to NGAF about such nonsense.
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Sir, it is my right as an American citizen to NGAF about such nonsense.
I have some LED bright lights for you, whippersnapper.
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As a younger person I’ve definitely high beamed those assholes with led headlights only to have them hit the sunbeam mode..
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A couple commercials lately are grinding my gears.
1.) The Lume lady talking about and demonstrating with her hands how to apply it to your cooch and bhole so that you don't stank down there.
2.) The Pepto Bismol dance.
Did you see they just rolled out Lume for men? It's called like Macho or something idk. Same lady doing the commercials tho
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Power recliners. Did I say that already?
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When my kids are on a long break from school and on the obvious day they should be going back they do rough ridin' teacher in service days to extend the vacation even rough ridin' longer and my kids are still in the goddamn house!!!!!!!
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The current jingle Target is using for its ads is driving my insane. I'm going to grind my eardrums out with a screwdriver if it comes on again.
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When my kids are on a long break from school and on the obvious day they should be going back they do rough ridin' teacher in service days to extend the vacation even rough ridin' longer and my kids are still in the goddamn house!!!!!!!
if daycare has a scheduled monday they are closed, it is almost guaranteed one kid will get sick on Friday to prolong the weekend
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The current jingle Target is using for its ads is driving my insane. I'm going to grind my eardrums out with a screwdriver if it comes on again.
You mean this bangin' cover of the Faith Evans bop from the 90's "Love Like This"? I agree it slaps!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9SogZrOW-Y
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When your kid's coach or parent makes a post in one of the 37 apps used to track your kids activities and is very specific on how to respond. Something like, "If your kid doesn't want to play soccer this year, let me know here" or "like this post if you are in this year". and then some dumbass posts, "Adelynny is in, so excited!!!" which sets off everyone else to do the exact opposite of what the coach says to do.
Happens every time and drives me bonkers.
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When your kid's coach or parent makes a post in one of the 37 apps used to track your kids activities and is very specific on how to respond. Something like, "If your kid doesn't want to play soccer this year, let me know here" or "like this post if you are in this year". and then some dumbass posts, "Adelynny is in, so excited!!!" which sets off everyone else to do the exact opposite of what the coach says to do.
Happens every time and drives me bonkers.
great white people shame name
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When your kid's coach or parent makes a post in one of the 37 apps used to track your kids activities and is very specific on how to respond. Something like, "If your kid doesn't want to play soccer this year, let me know here" or "like this post if you are in this year". and then some dumbass posts, "Adelynny is in, so excited!!!" which sets off everyone else to do the exact opposite of what the coach says to do.
Happens every time and drives me bonkers.
Why can't there just be a text or Signal or FB messenger thread instead of using apps like "band" or "groupme" for team stuff? I dislike being forced to add new apps when I already have a widely available app on my phone that does the exact same function.
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I currently am a member of 4 different band groups, all youth sports related
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I currently am a member of 4 different band groups, all youth sports related
If you don't have kids, I'm calling the cops
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When your kid's coach or parent makes a post in one of the 37 apps used to track your kids activities and is very specific on how to respond. Something like, "If your kid doesn't want to play soccer this year, let me know here" or "like this post if you are in this year". and then some dumbass posts, "Adelynny is in, so excited!!!" which sets off everyone else to do the exact opposite of what the coach says to do.
Happens every time and drives me bonkers.
Why can't there just be a text or Signal or FB messenger thread instead of using apps like "band" or "groupme" for team stuff? I dislike being forced to add new apps when I already have a widely available app on my phone that does the exact same function.
how is signal or fb messenger different than groupme or band? the reason we have to use groupme is because text groups can't be over a certain number of people or something. like you max out on a baseball or football team because there are a shitload of parents, many split households so you get like 4 parents per kid. basketball it could possibly work.
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I currently am a member of 4 different band groups, all youth sports related
If you don't have kids, I'm calling the cops
Just one :ohno:
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When your kid's coach or parent makes a post in one of the 37 apps used to track your kids activities and is very specific on how to respond. Something like, "If your kid doesn't want to play soccer this year, let me know here" or "like this post if you are in this year". and then some dumbass posts, "Adelynny is in, so excited!!!" which sets off everyone else to do the exact opposite of what the coach says to do.
Happens every time and drives me bonkers.
Why can't there just be a text or Signal or FB messenger thread instead of using apps like "band" or "groupme" for team stuff? I dislike being forced to add new apps when I already have a widely available app on my phone that does the exact same function.
how is signal or fb messenger different than groupme or band? the reason we have to use groupme is because text groups can't be over a certain number of people or something. like you max out on a baseball or football team because there are a shitload of parents, many split households so you get like 4 parents per kid. basketball it could possibly work.
doesn't everyone already have FB Messenger or Signal? I don't think there is a limit to how many members can be on a thread with those apps.
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When your kid's coach or parent makes a post in one of the 37 apps used to track your kids activities and is very specific on how to respond. Something like, "If your kid doesn't want to play soccer this year, let me know here" or "like this post if you are in this year". and then some dumbass posts, "Adelynny is in, so excited!!!" which sets off everyone else to do the exact opposite of what the coach says to do.
Happens every time and drives me bonkers.
Why can't there just be a text or Signal or FB messenger thread instead of using apps like "band" or "groupme" for team stuff? I dislike being forced to add new apps when I already have a widely available app on my phone that does the exact same function.
how is signal or fb messenger different than groupme or band? the reason we have to use groupme is because text groups can't be over a certain number of people or something. like you max out on a baseball or football team because there are a shitload of parents, many split households so you get like 4 parents per kid. basketball it could possibly work.
doesn't everyone already have FB Messenger or Signal? I don't think there is a limit to how many members can be on a thread with those apps.
I have neither of those things. We use group me and team snap.
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When your kid's coach or parent makes a post in one of the 37 apps used to track your kids activities and is very specific on how to respond. Something like, "If your kid doesn't want to play soccer this year, let me know here" or "like this post if you are in this year". and then some dumbass posts, "Adelynny is in, so excited!!!" which sets off everyone else to do the exact opposite of what the coach says to do.
Happens every time and drives me bonkers.
Why can't there just be a text or Signal or FB messenger thread instead of using apps like "band" or "groupme" for team stuff? I dislike being forced to add new apps when I already have a widely available app on my phone that does the exact same function.
how is signal or fb messenger different than groupme or band? the reason we have to use groupme is because text groups can't be over a certain number of people or something. like you max out on a baseball or football team because there are a shitload of parents, many split households so you get like 4 parents per kid. basketball it could possibly work.
doesn't everyone already have FB Messenger or Signal? I don't think there is a limit to how many members can be on a thread with those apps.
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My favorite is WhatsApp
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Tailgaters that pass you and drive slower than you were already driving.
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Anybody out driving on my roads at the same time I am
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I drive up and down lamar every day for work and there is a person that drives an E bike on the exact same commute. What really grinds my gears is you will pass them then when you get to a stop light they will take their bike on the sidewalk, get in front of everyone at the stop light, cross the street in the crosswalk then get back on the road ahead of you.
Sometimes I will end up passing this person multiple times in a couple of miles and it's infuriating...stay on the road or the sidewalk.
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Team ebike guy
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Yeah, seems like e bike person is gaming the system for their best commute :dunno:
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The ebike people act like they own the entire road/sidewalk, so I am firmly on #teamnoebike :don'tcare:
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Have either of you ever ridden a bike on a road? Ebike people are the entitled ones and not drivers of SUVs and huge trucks?
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The real kings of the road are the beat up Civics with trash bag windows and massive dents. Like the tear drop tattoo of driving. No one is gonna mess with the guy who has nothing to lose.
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Bikes on the road should be illegal
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i certainly hope you're ge'ing
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Residential streets are fine but if you ride a bike on a street with even moderate traffic you should be arrested
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To make it simple, if there are lines painted on the street, biker goes to jail
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you're on to something. while we're at it kc needs more freeways and surface lots downtown.
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Why don't we just walk in the street too? Pedestrian friendly!
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oh geez. i'm not gonna dwell on this but biking and ebiking as a form of legit transportation should be encouraged. anything that gets people out of their cars should be encouraged and celebrated. sorry you're inconvenienced like 30 extra seconds.
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Yeah man, riding your bike in the lane designed for 2k+ lb vehicles going 4 times your speed is perfectly legit.
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A little common ground cf3, I'm very much in favor of bike lanes and dedicated bike routes, but stay off main roads. It's both a safety and courtesy issue.
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paging @mocat
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I love bike lanes and think they should be everywhere. I also think driving a bike on Metcalf should be the death penalty.
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I think it perfectly OK for bikes to ride on the sidewalk. I did it all the time on my way to the bike trail from my house, but then they put the bike lane on Lamar and fixed my problems.
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I nearly accidentally killed a guy who was riding his bike in the middle of the road on Iowa street in Lawrence…it’s a fast 4 lane road. A van was in front of me and I could not see around it, and at the last minute the van violently swerved to miss the bicycle rider…I guess the van wasn’t paying attention and the bike snuck up on him due to going so slow. I had very little time to miss the bike, and I was rough ridin' with the radio not paying attention. It was really close.
I’ll add that the biker was doing his whole don’t tread on me I am a dirty hippie with full rights to ride down the middle of the road thing. A death wish.
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I think part of the appeal for street bikers is the chance to psychologically eff someone else up for life after they inevitably hit you
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On a 25 mph road, or even a 30 I don't mind having them ride down the side of the road. I get way over and give them tons of room.
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Pick a spot. Road or sidewalk (if it's legal) and stick to it, Mr E-bike.
I ride on the street but I also don't have a death wish. I avoid major thoroughfares as much as possible even if they have a bike lane. Why? People are assholes.
Sorry your drive took an extra 90 seconds on your way home from buying a carload of HFCS.
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For anyone who has completed their education, biking should be illegal anywhere but dedicated bike trails. Once graduated to adulthood, you have to use your vehicle, transit, or feet on the ground for commutes or errands.
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i’d love for the federal and state governments to levy taxes on bike riders to help offset the cost of maintaining bike lanes and other necessary infrastructure bike related.
i think too that it would make sense for these same governments to, if the taxes don’t deter the bikers, add certain types of poisons to bikers’ water supplies which should render their legs useless.
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and I should say that my vehicle is extremely wide
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The width is very impressive
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The vast majority of cyclists pay just as much as you in road and sales taxes. Most of the cyclists that you hate are middle to upper income, and they drive the same roads as you with their vehicles (83% of cyclists own vehicles).
Only 68% of transportation revenue is funded by fuel and vehicle taxes in Missouri.
So tax the cyclists is a dumb argument unless they're going to build infrastructure for the cyclists.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240128/4dd8451e26b3afc64fb83f560e41c73f.jpg)
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Bikes on the road should be illegal
I'm late to the party but I completely agree. Unless it's practical to have a designated bike lane, then I'm all for that. 2,000 lbs of metal and bikes just don't mix. I'd gladly pay more in vehicle registration to help build bike only infrastructure, just don't mix it with vehicle use.
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The vast majority of cyclists pay just as much as you in road and sales taxes. Most of the cyclists that you hate are middle to upper income, and they drive the same roads as you with their vehicles (83% of cyclists own vehicles).
Only 68% of transportation revenue is funded by fuel and vehicle taxes in Missouri.
So tax the cyclists is a dumb argument unless they're going to build infrastructure for the cyclists.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240128/4dd8451e26b3afc64fb83f560e41c73f.jpg)
Drive your E bike up to KC and meet me on Lamar between 07:50-08:00 or 16:45-17:00 and say it to my face.
I even put it into submarine time for you.
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The vast majority of cyclists pay just as much as you in road and sales taxes. Most of the cyclists that you hate are middle to upper income, and they drive the same roads as you with their vehicles (83% of cyclists own vehicles).
Only 68% of transportation revenue is funded by fuel and vehicle taxes in Missouri.
So tax the cyclists is a dumb argument unless they're going to build infrastructure for the cyclists.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240128/4dd8451e26b3afc64fb83f560e41c73f.jpg)
Drive your E bike up to KC and meet me on Lamar between 07:50-08:00 or 16:45-17:00 and say it to my face.
I even put it into submarine time for you.
I don't commute. I WFH.
Additionally, I already noted that E-bike guy needs to pick his position and stick to it. I would never do it like him. You're either in the road or you're on the sidewalk.
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i’d love for the federal and state governments to levy taxes on bike riders to help offset the cost of maintaining bike lanes and other necessary infrastructure bike related.
i think too that it would make sense for these same governments to, if the taxes don’t deter the bikers, add certain types of poisons to bikers’ water supplies which should render their legs useless.
Finally someone brave enough to mention the poison thing, if I’m being honest that thought has been living rent free in my brain for years
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i’d love for the federal and state governments to levy taxes on bike riders to help offset the cost of maintaining bike lanes and other necessary infrastructure bike related.
i think too that it would make sense for these same governments to, if the taxes don’t deter the bikers, add certain types of poisons to bikers’ water supplies which should render their legs useless.
Finally someone brave enough to mention the poison thing, if I’m being honest that thought has been living rent free in my brain for years
Yeah, he took what I was going to say.
I think it would be awesome if all sidewalks on major streets were improved to be twice as wide, and we asked bicyclists to use those. Walkers can get out of the way.
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Walkers can get out of the way.
eff that. They're sidewalks.
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i’d love for the federal and state governments to levy taxes on bike riders to help offset the cost of maintaining bike lanes and other necessary infrastructure bike related.
i think too that it would make sense for these same governments to, if the taxes don’t deter the bikers, add certain types of poisons to bikers’ water supplies which should render their legs useless.
Finally someone brave enough to mention the poison thing, if I’m being honest that thought has been living rent free in my brain for years
Yeah, he took what I was going to say.
I think it would be awesome if all sidewalks on major streets were improved to be twice as wide, and we asked bicyclists to use those. Walkers can get out of the way.
Just put those bike/walk lanes on them like you see on some trails.
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i’d love for the federal and state governments to levy taxes on bike riders to help offset the cost of maintaining bike lanes and other necessary infrastructure bike related.
i think too that it would make sense for these same governments to, if the taxes don’t deter the bikers, add certain types of poisons to bikers’ water supplies which should render their legs useless.
Finally someone brave enough to mention the poison thing, if I’m being honest that thought has been living rent free in my brain for years
Yeah, he took what I was going to say.
I think it would be awesome if all sidewalks on major streets were improved to be twice as wide, and we asked bicyclists to use those. Walkers can get out of the way.
I've seen quite a few cities converting sidewalks to multi use pathways. Even those bumpkins in Louisville have done it.
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Now that the street cycling controversy has cooled a bit, is like to pivot to another peeve:
Sports fans that do the "get louder" arm raising motion. Like if it's 3rd and 9 and I see a linebacker signaling the crowd to get loud... Hell yeah my dude let me help make this place so loud they can't even get in the play call.
But like, I'm not taking social cues from Dustin in section G row 46, how's about you eff right off actually, Dustin. Maybe try just clapping or fist pumping
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Yeah Dustin in row EE sucks ass
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What if Dustin tries to start a D-Fence chant in EE?
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What if Dustin tries to start a D-Fence chant in EE?
eh, pretty milquetoast chant right there. If you're going to start a chant, bring some zeal. if DustEE wants to start a LETS. GO. METS.
Oh hell yeah brother Dusty i'm here for it LFGM
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paper towels in a basket in a restaurant bathroom. GIVE ME A REAL DISPENSER
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paper towels in a basket in a restaurant bathroom. GIVE ME A REAL DISPENSER
You mean you don't enjoy grabbing/touching 14 damp paper towels before getting to a dry one?
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Bikes on the road should be illegal
I'm late to the party but I completely agree. Unless it's practical to have a designated bike lane, then I'm all for that. 2,000 lbs of metal and bikes just don't mix. I'd gladly pay more in vehicle registration to help build bike only infrastructure, just don't mix it with vehicle use.
What if we just banned giant pickups instead
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Bikes on the road should be illegal
I'm late to the party but I completely agree. Unless it's practical to have a designated bike lane, then I'm all for that. 2,000 lbs of metal and bikes just don't mix. I'd gladly pay more in vehicle registration to help build bike only infrastructure, just don't mix it with vehicle use.
If you aren’t driving a dump truck 10 mph over the speed limit, you forfeit your right to live.
What if we just banned giant pickups instead
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Cigar smoking in public. I'll admit to hating smoking in general, but I think its rude as eff to light up a nasty ass smelling cigar with a bunch of people around. If you want to chill and smoke a stogie fine, do it at home or away from other people. :shakesfist:
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Cigar smoking in public. I'll admit to hating smoking in general, but I think its rude as eff to light up a nasty ass smelling cigar with a bunch of people around. If you want to chill and smoke a stogie fine, do it at home or away from other people. :shakesfist:
There is an old man who goes for walks on my street when the weather is nice. He is always smoking a cigar with one hand and carrying a container of water in the other hand. From a distance, the cigar smoke is pleasant but I agree that smoke in confined spaces is gross.
Also, when I was a kid, there was a man who would stand along the sidelines at our high school football games smoking a pipe. It smelled really nice in the cool fall air.
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I bought a new hoodie and the zipper pull is on the left
:bang:
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I bought a new hoodie and the zipper pull is on the left
:bang:
Hang in there bud that happened to me and now it's my favorite zipper hoodie
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I bought a new hoodie and the zipper pull is on the left
:bang:
Hang in there bud that happened to me and now it's my favorite zipper hoodie
I'm not 100% positive, but isn't that the way female hoodies are designed?
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I bought a new hoodie and the zipper pull is on the left
:bang:
Hang in there bud that happened to me and now it's my favorite zipper hoodie
It's extremely nice and like double what I usually spend on a hoodie so I'm going to soldier on but what a humbling experience trying to zip that thing up
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When the British spell "erm" when they mean "um"
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saying that someone is “getting their flowers”
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Every little extra part or tool that comes with toddler toys. I just spent half an hour assembling this thing and now I have two extra screws, an allen wrench, and a ratchet adapter that I have to throw in a drawer and never use again...or throw it away and then need it tomorrow. :bang:
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When the British spell "erm" when they mean "um"
good one
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Every little extra part or tool that comes with toddler toys. I just spent half an hour assembling this thing and now I have two extra screws, an allen wrench, and a ratchet adapter that I have to throw in a drawer and never use again...or throw it away and then need it tomorrow. :bang:
I keep all that stuff as an insurance policy. I have a huge collection of hex keys from "furniture assembly"
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When the British spell "erm" when they mean "um"
Along these lines, when Americans use "ass" in a tweet or a blog instead of "ass" because for some reason they think "ass" is vulgar but "ass" is somehow not?
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When the British spell "erm" when they mean "um"
Along these lines, when Americans use "ass" in a tweet or a blog instead of "ass" because for some reason they think "ass" is vulgar but "ass" is somehow not?
lol yes also a good one
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dammit, sneaky filter...
I meant ar$e
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dammit, sneaky filter...
I meant ar$e
Most of us have the profanity filter turned off. Join us.
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dammit, sneaky filter...
I meant ar$e
Most of us have the profanity filter turned off. Join us.
I was genuinely not aware of this option, thank you for enlightening me. (Although I do enjoy seeing some of the replacements for naughty words)
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This blog is more fun with the word filter
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Yeah wtf the filter rules, it's even taken over my internal dialog. And I laugh when people say bad person or mommies or whatever in real life
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The best bad person sitings are when people are using the anatomical meaning, gets a laugh from me every time
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The renocat basketball nicknames forced me to turn it off.
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The best bad person sitings are when people are using the anatomical meaning, gets a laugh from me every time
The renocat basketball nicknames forced me to turn it off.
seeing these two posts in succession made me think it was a reference to "Big Rob Energy" from last night. Which might have been worse than a pet peeve - it's just gross and should stop.
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The best bad person sitings are when people are using the anatomical meaning, gets a laugh from me every time
The renocat basketball nicknames forced me to turn it off.
seeing these two posts in succession made me think it was a reference to "Big Rob Energy" from last night. Which might have been worse than a pet peeve - it's just gross and should stop.
The color guy for isu v ksu at ood was unbearable. He wouldn’t call the dude by his actual name. Like he really got a kick out of saying bre
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This blog is more fun with the word filter
Agreed.
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Yeah wtf the filter rules, it's even taken over my internal dialog. And I laugh when people say bad person or mommies or whatever in real life
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I have caught myself dropping a rough ridin' or two out in the wild and it makes me giggle.
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Big [whatever] Energy
Or just, [whatever] Energy
Yes I’m watching the NCAAs and getting triggered by everyone’s warmups.
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This almost feels like it could be a jumping off point for an episode of Curb but here’s the scene:
So my preschool daughter gets invited over to her bestie’s house for a play date along with some other kids.
We show up at like 2:30, fully expecting to stay for a couple hours then leave. Well the kids are having a great time and suddenly it’s like 6:30 and they ask if anyone wants to order pizza. Mrs BAC is celiac but she is also very particular about restaurants she is confident truly understand how cross contamination works, but she didn’t want to be the stick in the mud so it was just made abundantly clear she wouldn’t be eating, and it’s fine this happens all the time it’s no big deal.
So our hosts order some ‘za — a large cheese, a large roni, and then a large vegetarian like mushroom and ricotta thing that nobody else was interested in and was clearly just for them.
So end of the evening and my wife says to our hosts “let me know what we owe you for the pizza and we’ll Venmo you” to which our hosts then send out a group text requesting $25/ea.
So I’m thinking like holy crap, I had 2 slices, my daughter had 1, wife had 0, how fancy of pizzas did we order?!?” I go to the webbed site of the pizza place and the price of a large pie is $23 (obvs that doesn’t include tax or delivery) but damn we’re like picking up ~1/3 of the tab.
So like, I get the basic math…3 families, 3 pizzas, split it 3 ways. But like…the other family was mom,dad, and their twin girls eating, so like 4 ppl vs 2 from my fam.
I didn’t protest and promptly Venmo’d the $25, but I was like damn, first off nobody else but our host family wanted that mushroom pizza, they were the only ones who ate it, they even said before they ordered “oh good we’ll have some leftovers for tomorrow” and also 2 pizzas would have been plenty for everyone there, as they had a full pizza leftover with the shroom + roni + cheese.
So not only did we treat our hosts to a pizza but also we ate literally half of what the other family did. And to be fair to the family with twins they did not suggest the even split of the tab.
I dunno was this tacky of our hosts or am I overreacting? Like it honestly wasn’t about the money at all, it was about the gesture. We were happy to chip in, especially bc dinner was not really in the original scope of the playdate since things ran long. But I dunno if I was the host I would have been like “well for starters, nobody else wanted the mushroom pizza nor was the 3rd pizza even necessary to feed everyone, so maybe we don’t ask our guest to subsidize that cost. Second, clearly the BAC family only consumed half of what the other family with twins had, so rather than send out a group text you could text everyone individually to ask them to chip in a more representative amount”
The more I thought about it, I was like man if they would have asked for like $7 less dollars I don’t think I even would have given it a second thought. Like $18? Sure whatever. But man this was definitely one of those times when I had the proverbial bowl of soup but was expected to pay the same as the guy who ordered the filet. Gears thoroughly grinded.
Oh and not that it matters…but our host’s home…I would conservatively estimate is worth 3-4x what our house is worth on the open market right now.
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You should see a therapist
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So I shouldn’t have even given it a second thought? What if they had asked for $50/ea? $100? What amt is it appropriate to feel annoyed, or at least annoyed enough to complain on an anonymous message board?
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$25 per person or $25 per family?
Regardless you are going to drive yourself crazy over the next few years if you stress over the shared costs of pizza parties or shared dinners in general. Just assume it will balance out over time and move on.
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Like, next time they might order a gf pizza especially for your wife and still divide it evenly. You can offer to pay the difference but most people that can afford to own a home would rather just keep it simple and divide evenly 9 times out of 10
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A pro-move is to bring a bunch of booze. Like, multiple bottles of wine, a 24 pack, a bottle of whiskey, etc. Then at the end of the night when you're packing up you can leave an appropriate amount of booze to pay for dinner.
They didn't provide anything? Take home all of it.
They had burgers and hot dogs? Leave like 6-12 beers.
Pizza? An unopened bottle of wine.
Steaks? An unopened bottle of a more expensive wine.
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Do you think the host was tracking everyone’s pizza consumption? Or they should have weighted the split cost based on family members? I’m really not sure what alternative you’re expecting if the cost is going to be split (honestly I don’t like asking how much I owe as the guest OR being asked as the host).
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You should've left at 6:30 and had some family time for yourselves with food all of your crew would enjoy.
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Do you think the host was tracking everyone’s pizza consumption? Or they should have weighted the split cost based on family members? I’m really not sure what alternative you’re expecting if the cost is going to be split (honestly I don’t like asking how much I owe as the guest OR being asked as the host).
It's very stressful ordering food for a large group if you do it well! When I'm doing it I try to accommodate any dietary needs and be cognizant of different budgets while being as transparent as possible about how it's split up.
Good guests/parties seem understand this and I've never had anyone hesitate to pay me (except one guy who thought there were more people than were actually there and thought I was ripping him off one time).
IMO the real foul was the host didn't try to find gluten free pizza for the wife and I'm kind of annoyed by you for being annoyed by the money and not failure to accommodate your wife
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If this is important to you, I would say in the future make your expectations clear. “Hey we’re only going to eat 3 pieces total so order as much as you want but I can only drop $15 on pizza. If that’s going to throw things off we’ll bounce and do pizza next time! Thanks for hosting!”
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This almost feels like it could be a jumping off point for an episode of Curb but here’s the scene:
So my preschool daughter gets invited over to her bestie’s house for a play date along with some other kids.
We show up at like 2:30, fully expecting to stay for a couple hours then leave. Well the kids are having a great time and suddenly it’s like 6:30 and they ask if anyone wants to order pizza. Mrs BAC is celiac but she is also very particular about restaurants she is confident truly understand how cross contamination works, but she didn’t want to be the stick in the mud so it was just made abundantly clear she wouldn’t be eating, and it’s fine this happens all the time it’s no big deal.
So our hosts order some ‘za — a large cheese, a large roni, and then a large vegetarian like mushroom and ricotta thing that nobody else was interested in and was clearly just for them.
So end of the evening and my wife says to our hosts “let me know what we owe you for the pizza and we’ll Venmo you” to which our hosts then send out a group text requesting $25/ea.
So I’m thinking like holy crap, I had 2 slices, my daughter had 1, wife had 0, how fancy of pizzas did we order?!?” I go to the webbed site of the pizza place and the price of a large pie is $23 (obvs that doesn’t include tax or delivery) but damn we’re like picking up ~1/3 of the tab.
So like, I get the basic math…3 families, 3 pizzas, split it 3 ways. But like…the other family was mom,dad, and their twin girls eating, so like 4 ppl vs 2 from my fam.
I didn’t protest and promptly Venmo’d the $25, but I was like damn, first off nobody else but our host family wanted that mushroom pizza, they were the only ones who ate it, they even said before they ordered “oh good we’ll have some leftovers for tomorrow” and also 2 pizzas would have been plenty for everyone there, as they had a full pizza leftover with the shroom + roni + cheese.
So not only did we treat our hosts to a pizza but also we ate literally half of what the other family did. And to be fair to the family with twins they did not suggest the even split of the tab.
I dunno was this tacky of our hosts or am I overreacting? Like it honestly wasn’t about the money at all, it was about the gesture. We were happy to chip in, especially bc dinner was not really in the original scope of the playdate since things ran long. But I dunno if I was the host I would have been like “well for starters, nobody else wanted the mushroom pizza nor was the 3rd pizza even necessary to feed everyone, so maybe we don’t ask our guest to subsidize that cost. Second, clearly the BAC family only consumed half of what the other family with twins had, so rather than send out a group text you could text everyone individually to ask them to chip in a more representative amount”
The more I thought about it, I was like man if they would have asked for like $7 less dollars I don’t think I even would have given it a second thought. Like $18? Sure whatever. But man this was definitely one of those times when I had the proverbial bowl of soup but was expected to pay the same as the guy who ordered the filet. Gears thoroughly grinded.
Oh and not that it matters…but our host’s home…I would conservatively estimate is worth 3-4x what our house is worth on the open market right now.
TL DNR FR
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Ok I feel the need to clarify here. It is/was not about the money. It was 100% about feeling I was getting taken for a ride. Nobody was expecting the host to be charging per slice, but I dunno when it’s 4 toddlers and 6 adults just hanging out in the back yard it seems like one of those things you could/would passively notice, much the same way you would notice if someone was just absolutely throwing down and like, eating a whole pizza by themselves.
Second, regarding them not making accommodations, it was honestly fine. My wife is very used to it. There are so few places that she feels safe to eat at, and of those Im not sure if any of them deliver, but ultimately we were not planning to stay for dinner in the first place, it was just supposed to be a chill hang that ran long bc the kids were having fun, and ordering pizza was very much a fitting choice.
Last, and I think maybe the crux of the issue, is that if not for our daughters being besties we would not likely have any occasion to run with these people. Like we get along just fine but other than our daughters we don’t have all that much in common.
The people we consider friends are not nearly so transactional. Like if there is a cost associated with what we are doing there is no expectation for immediate remuneration.
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Ok, I read it, you cannot post in the pit ever.
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Bruh I reside in the pit
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That would be a pretty lame Curb episode
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Well I’m no Larry David
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The people we consider friends are not nearly so transactional. Like if there is a cost associated with what we are doing there is no expectation for immediate remuneration.
Didn’t you say it was your side that introduced the transactional component?
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The people we consider friends are not nearly so transactional. Like if there is a cost associated with what we are doing there is no expectation for immediate remuneration.
Didn’t you say it was your side that introduced the transactional component?
Ok, there is another important detail I forgot to mention. These ppl are stingy. Our kids’ birthdays are close so when they were 2 they suggested a joint b-day, which we were excited about. It was agreed we’d each buy whatever and then square up after. Cool. Well, this lady was floored when my wife told her how much we spent (and we lied and said we spent way less) bc she was fully expecting to be owed money and when they were even…things were tense. Like for a few months. The next year we were surprised they were willing to do a joint bday again, but this time we ran everything by her first before making a purchase, and it was a much smoother experience.
Folks were talking dozens of dollars here. We couldn’t believe we were even keeping track of a budget in the first place but it was important to them so fine whatever. The point is, these people like to be square. If they feel they are owed money, they want to be made whole. If the roles were reversed and we tried to pull the “everyone pays the same” she would have blown her gourd.
So when they offered to get pizza, my wife and I looked at each other like “crap this will get awkward if we don’t square up immediately. Interest begins accruing immediately and comes in the form of hostility. So my wife brought it up as a way to keep them from getting upset. While spending reasonable amounts of money is not important to us, we understand it is to them and were trying to be respectful
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You should just pay for everything from now on.
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The stingy side is the one NOT admittedly freaking out over 7 dollars?
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The stingy side is the one NOT admittedly freaking out over 7 dollars?
If you can find one person who has spent time with me IRL and would describe me as stingy I’ll eat my hat. Like I said, it wasn’t ever about the money
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Also part of the reason I broached the topic was the see what other ppl thought. I don’t think there is an absolute correct answer. And if popular opinion would say I’m being dumb for caring at all, then I’ll do what non-sociopathic human beings do, which is to learn new information and adjust my behavior/belief system accordingly
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This seems like less of a pet peeve and more of a blood feud.
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If BAC had countered the $25 with an offer of $18, which blog would this couple be pleading their case to?
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If BAC had countered the $25 with an offer of $18, which blog would this couple be pleading their case to?
Do you have an opinion on the subject or are you just going to keep shitting on mine?
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My opinion is that you experienced the cost of having children, which is sometimes you're going to be strategically interacting with people you have no other connection to. By absolute definition, yes, you slightly subsidized the pizza of two other couples. If this bothers you, then maybe you need to make a decision about if you'd rather get out the calculors and protractors or relax and enjoy your day.
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I have loved every single post and consider me subscribed to every interaction going forward.
We have a family in our neighborhood that has 3 boys roughly the same ages as ours and I feel no obligation to hang out with the parents. We coordinate via text, their kids can show up at our house uninvited and ask to play and ours as well and we've had some occasional sleepovers but I think I've been in their house twice and they've been in our house once and that's plenty for both of us. We can hold a conversation on sports or work small talk or whatever but I know enough to know we aren't going to be talking about much else.
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My opinion is that you experienced the cost of having children, which is sometimes you're going to be strategically interacting with people you have no other connection to. By absolute definition, yes, you slightly subsidized the pizza of two other couples. If this bothers you, then maybe you need to make a decision about if you'd rather get out the calculors and protractors or relax and enjoy your day.
Yeah. BAC, you're my friend and I know you to be an honest man of good faith. But I think this is something you just let slide. Or just avoid any splitsies scenarios with the couple in the future.
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I think you should have told Doug and Mary you weren't going to pay for their god damn mushroom and ricotta pizza!
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So when they offered to get pizza, my wife and I looked at each other
You should've left at 6:30 and had some family time for yourselves with food all of your crew would enjoy.
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I'm curious BAC, if you were the hosting couple, how would you have handled the pizza situation? (in this hypo you ordered the pizzas and had the veggie one and leftovers and more expensive house and all that jazz)
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My opinion is that you experienced the cost of having children, which is sometimes you're going to be strategically interacting with people you have no other connection to. By absolute definition, yes, you slightly subsidized the pizza of two other couples. If this bothers you, then maybe you need to make a decision about if you'd rather get out the calculors and protractors or relax and enjoy your day.
Yeah. BAC, you're my friend and I know you to be an honest man of good faith. But I think this is something you just let slide. Or just avoid any splitsies scenarios with the couple in the future.
Fair enough. I guess the ironic part is that despite how lib7 is choosing to frame me, (as a petty, penny pinching vindictive a-hole with an ever running leger of perceived slights), that couldn't be further from the truth. We don't fret over money, whereas Doug and Mary care big time about every red cent, and obviously when people are so diametrically opposite it can be a source of friction. Doug and Mary are going to make damn sure they are never stuck holding the bag on $8/slice pizza night but have no compunction about putting others their invited guests in that position. To KK's point, as soon as the girls are old enough to not need both sets of parents to be present when they get together, i'm quite positive our interactions with Doug and Mary will kept to a minimum. For us, the biggest concern is going to be making sure that our daughter always has sufficient monies on her anytime she goes over to their house, b/c we fully expect that they fully expect her to pay for anything they do that has a discrete cost associated with it.
and yes @Trim you nailed it and at 6:31 i knew that was the right move but i didn't have the heart to break up a playdate where the kids were all having a great time so i rolled the dice and hoped that whatever financial transaction was going to take place later that night would be agreeable for all parties.
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I'm just having fun bbs'n, appreciate the content. This blog needs more perceived slight airings and appropriately belongs in the pet peeve thread.
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My opinion is that you experienced the cost of having children, which is sometimes you're going to be strategically interacting with people you have no other connection to. By absolute definition, yes, you slightly subsidized the pizza of two other couples. If this bothers you, then maybe you need to make a decision about if you'd rather get out the calculors and protractors or relax and enjoy your day.
Yeah. BAC, you're my friend and I know you to be an honest man of good faith. But I think this is something you just let slide. Or just avoid any splitsies scenarios with the couple in the future.
Fair enough. I guess the ironic part is that despite how lib7 is choosing to frame me, (as a petty, penny pinching vindictive a-hole with an ever running leger of perceived slights), that couldn't be further from the truth.
To be fair, you literally compared yourself to Larry David's character in Curb ...
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I'm curious BAC, if you were the hosting couple, how would you have handled the pizza situation? (in this hypo you ordered the pizzas and had the veggie one and leftovers and more expensive house and all that jazz)
honestly lib7 i would never even think to expect payment from people who i have invited to be a guest in my home. and if they offered to pay i would refuse, or if i didn't really like them very much and was only inviting them b/c i had to, i would say something like "eh you can just pick up the check next time! (but would forget i said that like 5 seconds later and would not, in fact, expect them to pick up the check next time)". I will admit, if they just absolutely insist on chipping in, like they won't let it go, i'm not going to die on that hill.
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My opinion is that you experienced the cost of having children, which is sometimes you're going to be strategically interacting with people you have no other connection to. By absolute definition, yes, you slightly subsidized the pizza of two other couples. If this bothers you, then maybe you need to make a decision about if you'd rather get out the calculors and protractors or relax and enjoy your day.
Yeah. BAC, you're my friend and I know you to be an honest man of good faith. But I think this is something you just let slide. Or just avoid any splitsies scenarios with the couple in the future.
Fair enough. I guess the ironic part is that despite how lib7 is choosing to frame me, (as a petty, penny pinching vindictive a-hole with an ever running leger of perceived slights), that couldn't be further from the truth.
To be fair, you literally compared yourself to Larry David's character in Curb ...
well, i said the scenario i found myself in could make for a good jumping off point in an epi of curb. wouldn't be surprised if something like that did happen in that show, i recall similar/adjacent things happened in seinfeld (re: kenny banya gives jerry a suit in exchange for a nice meal together. and to a lesser degree but still adjacent, the Big Salad)
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Larry would have either made a scene (the above mentioned $18 counteroffer) or slipped slices into his jacket pocket
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Second, regarding them not making accommodations, it was honestly fine. My wife is very used to it. There are so few places that she feels safe to eat at, and of those Im not sure if any of them deliver, but ultimately we were not planning to stay for dinner in the first place, it was just supposed to be a chill hang that ran long bc the kids were having fun, and ordering pizza was very much a fitting choice.
How on earth do you not know if there are any celiac friendly places that deliver? I'm assuming this other family lives in your neighborhood or at least delivery range?
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Rusty's focus on the gluten free part of this story is my favorite.
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Rusty's focus on the gluten free part of this story is my favorite.
the focus is on accommodating his wife! (My GF wife would not let this fly and I seriously think it is more aggregious by the hosts and BAC)
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Second, regarding them not making accommodations, it was honestly fine. My wife is very used to it. There are so few places that she feels safe to eat at, and of those Im not sure if any of them deliver, but ultimately we were not planning to stay for dinner in the first place, it was just supposed to be a chill hang that ran long bc the kids were having fun, and ordering pizza was very much a fitting choice.
How on earth do you not know if there are any celiac friendly places that deliver? I'm assuming this other family lives in your neighborhood or at least delivery range?
we are very aware of all the GF places that are safe to eat around us. No idea on the delivery policy b/c we always either dine in or carry out. But its not just that, its the finding a place that is safe + delivers + is at a price point everyone is amenable to + has menu options that everyone finds agreeable (including 3 year olds!) and i'm sure you can imagine that venn diagram starts to have a very small center portion.
if it was part of the plan to have dinner then we absolutely would have run all the traps and figured out what would work. Most of the time that would be us just bringing our own thing b/c we realize how restrictive my wife's dietary restrictions are and we neither want nor expect everyone to adhere to those restrictions. I don't think any of us expected the kids to still be having so much fun that we would stick around for dinner. it can be exhausting enough trying to figure out if new places actually understand what GF means, and if we insisted that other ppl accommodate us they would probably do so by not inviting us to stuff anymore.
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Rusty's focus on the gluten free part of this story is my favorite.
the focus is on accommodating his wife! (My GF wife would not let this fly and I seriously think it is more aggregious by the hosts and BAC)
i hear ya rusty i hear ya
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Rusty's focus on the gluten free part of this story is my favorite.
the focus is on accommodating his wife! (My GF wife would not let this fly and I seriously think it is more aggregious by the hosts and BAC)
i hear ya rusty i hear ya
After reading through this and thinking about it for a bit, i've come to the conclusion that this family hates BAC's family. Clue 1 was when they ordered pizza for a GF person. This didn't work and the BAC family didn't take the hint and leave. The family then had to come up with a way to make them not come back so they stuck them with the pizza bill. I feel like the next step is for this family to sprinkle peanuts all over the house without asking if any of the kids have an allergy.
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BAC - this is all on you. 4 hours was always going to be plenty for 3-year-olds to play. Especially knowing that the playdate portion of your day was going to be consumed with you and your wife having to hang out with people you dislike, you should've - even without considering the shitshow that would be the hosts offering dinner - made committed plans for your family to have its own time thereafter without those people. You needed to have a 6 or 6:30 reservation (or at least your own commitment to be there) at a restaurant that is great for your wife and that your kid would be excited to go to, no matter where the playdate stood. Not sure of the geography, but it could've even been a new place or something that you wouldn't go to often b/c it's out by the cheapskates' fancy neighborhood.
It didn't need to be a split-second decision when the hosts engaged their pizza plot.
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Rusty's focus on the gluten free part of this story is my favorite.
the focus is on accommodating his wife! (My GF wife would not let this fly and I seriously think it is more aggregious by the hosts and BAC)
i hear ya rusty i hear ya
After reading through this and thinking about it for a bit, i've come to the conclusion that this family hates BAC's family. Clue 1 was when they ordered pizza for a GF person. This didn't work and the BAC family didn't take the hint and leave. The family then had to come up with a way to make them not come back so they stuck them with the pizza bill. I feel like the next step is for this family to sprinkle peanuts all over the house without asking if any of the kids have an allergy.
This is correct. The hostility is palpable.
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I'm curious BAC, if you were the hosting couple, how would you have handled the pizza situation? (in this hypo you ordered the pizzas and had the veggie one and leftovers and more expensive house and all that jazz)
honestly lib7 i would never even think to expect payment from people who i have invited to be a guest in my home. and if they offered to pay i would refuse, or if i didn't really like them very much and was only inviting them b/c i had to, i would say something like "eh you can just pick up the check next time! (but would forget i said that like 5 seconds later and would not, in fact, expect them to pick up the check next time)". I will admit, if they just absolutely insist on chipping in, like they won't let it go, i'm not going to die on that hill.
This is the way
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4+ hours of awkward small talk with this cheap/hostile couple seems far more troublesome than $20
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4+ hours of awkward small talk with this cheap/hostile couple seems far more troublesome than $20
That is the part that is upsetting him, not the $20. The $20 is the only leverage he feels he has over them, the only thing he can touch. But he has crucified himself for his child’s friend. Noble, but I think he could choose many other paths.
It I’ve already said too much, because the posters always deserve our respect and admiration for providing the content that turns the discourse machine.
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BAC, how was the 'za?
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NGL the ‘za was pretty good (no clue how the mushroom and ricotta was bc that’s literal trash).
But I think I’ve depicted Doug and Mary a bit unfairly. They are perfectly decent people, and we get along just fine. And I’m not even saying their stinginess makes them bad people, it’s just different than how I choose to prioritize stuff in my life. We have honestly had several playdates like meeting up at a park and those went off without a hitch. And I bet we could even do things with them where money is involved so long as we all agreed beforehand.
Like oh you wanna go to the children’s museum? Great! They pay for their admission, we pay for ours, no controversy no perceived unfairness. (We actually have a family membership to the children’s museum that includes guest passes but they don’t know that and I’m not going to tell them)
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NGL the ‘za was pretty good (no clue how the mushroom and ricotta was bc that’s literal trash).
But I think I’ve depicted Doug and Mary a bit unfairly. They are perfectly decent people, and we get along just fine. And I’m not even saying their stinginess makes them bad people, it’s just different than how I choose to prioritize stuff in my life. We have honestly had several playdates like meeting up at a park and those went off without a hitch. And I bet we could even do things with them where money is involved so long as we all agreed beforehand.
Like oh you wanna go to the children’s museum? Great! They pay for their admission, we pay for ours, no controversy no perceived unfairness. (We actually have a family membership to the children’s museum that includes guest passes but they don’t know that and I’m not going to tell them)
First of all, I don't think mushroom and ricotta necessarily sounds bad, so I don't know why you keep trying to trash Doug and Patty Mayonnaise about that.
If your guest passes are limited, I think that's a shrewd move, given #PizzaGate. If they're unlimited though, you're just being Petty Mayonnaise.
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I’d love to try a mushroom and ricotta pizza.
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sounds like "pizza"
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I'd really like to hear Doug and Mary's side of the story.
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i would like to know what doug & mary purchased with their ill-gotten gains
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I'd really like to hear Doug and Mary's side of the story.
this blog is beneath them
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I'd really like to hear Doug and Mary's side of the story.
this blog is beneath them
I feel like you have a lot of pet peeves with this particular family and should elaborate.
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Yeah, just kick their asses imo.
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key is to find the kids with the parents that are fun to be around, and essentially make your kids be friends with their kids. basically instead of a kid play date (hated typing that) you organize an adult hang out, and the kids naturally get to play with each other.
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key is to find the kids with the parents that are fun to be around, and essentially make your kids be friends with their kids. basically instead of a kid play date (hated typing that) you organize an adult hang out, and the kids naturally get to play with each other.
^bingo. trouble is all my friends that meet that criteria either don't have kids, or their kids are nowhere close to mine's age, or they live like a thousand miles away. sure i (a middle aged man) could go actively seeking out new friends but what am i some kind of psychopath?
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key is to find the kids with the parents that are fun to be around, and essentially make your kids be friends with their kids. basically instead of a kid play date (hated typing that) you organize an adult hang out, and the kids naturally get to play with each other.
^bingo. trouble is all my friends that meet that criteria either don't have kids, or their kids are nowhere close to mine's age, or they live like a thousand miles away. sure i (a middle aged man) could go actively seeking out new friends but what am i some kind of psychopath?
Have you tried Bumble BFF?
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key is to find the kids with the parents that are fun to be around, and essentially make your kids be friends with their kids. basically instead of a kid play date (hated typing that) you organize an adult hang out, and the kids naturally get to play with each other.
^bingo. trouble is all my friends that meet that criteria either don't have kids, or their kids are nowhere close to mine's age, or they live like a thousand miles away. sure i (a middle aged man) could go actively seeking out new friends but what am i some kind of psychopath?
key for myself is youth sports. instantly have a bunch of kids that are your kids exact same age! pick out the parents that seem cool, talk with them during a practice or game. they seem cool, YOU ARE IN!
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key is to find the kids with the parents that are fun to be around, and essentially make your kids be friends with their kids. basically instead of a kid play date (hated typing that) you organize an adult hang out, and the kids naturally get to play with each other.
^bingo. trouble is all my friends that meet that criteria either don't have kids, or their kids are nowhere close to mine's age, or they live like a thousand miles away. sure i (a middle aged man) could go actively seeking out new friends but what am i some kind of psychopath?
no you start with the kids and do trial play dates. I went through this in California - our first attempts at family friendships started with some awful people but ended with two families on our street that we just met in Mexico for vacation. They are all lifetime friends.
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Clothes on dogs. They hate it and you are an bad person for making your dog wear clothes.
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What about chiwawas (?)
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Clothes on dogs. They hate it and you are an bad person for making your dog wear clothes.
https://hellgatenyc.com/is-it-morally-defensible-to-put-dogs-in-halloween-costumes-a-brief-debate
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I considered getting my dog some pajamas for the cold patches of winter. She gets cold more easily than me so I just want her to be comfortable
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Our small dog is getting pretty old and doesn’t tolerate cold as much. He seems to really appreciate having a sweater on during cold days.
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This is kind of wonky, but consider any court case, such as "Roe v. Wade." The "v." is short for versus. You're supposed to say out loud "Roe versus Wade," not "Roe v. Wade."
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This is kind of wonky, but consider any court case, such as "Roe v. Wade." The "v." is short for versus. You're supposed to say out loud "Roe versus Wade," not "Roe v. Wade."
Not really a pet peeve for me but it is funny the way Scott Wildcat always says "verse" instead of "versus" on Boscoe Boys.
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This is kind of wonky, but consider any court case, such as "Roe v. Wade." The "v." is short for versus. You're supposed to say out loud "Roe versus Wade," not "Roe v. Wade."
Not really a pet peeve for me but it is funny the way Scott Wildcat always says "verse" instead of "versus" on Boscoe Boys.
They discuss court cases on the pod?
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This is kind of wonky, but consider any court case, such as "Roe v. Wade." The "v." is short for versus. You're supposed to say out loud "Roe versus Wade," not "Roe v. Wade."
Not really a pet peeve for me but it is funny the way Scott Wildcat always says "verse" instead of "versus" on Boscoe Boys.
They discuss court cases on the pod?
eg "in this episode, we are going to discuss the upcoming K-State verse BYU basketball matchup..."
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This is kind of wonky, but consider any court case, such as "Roe v. Wade." The "v." is short for versus. You're supposed to say out loud "Roe versus Wade," not "Roe v. Wade."
Not really a pet peeve for me but it is funny the way Scott Wildcat always says "verse" instead of "versus" on Boscoe Boys.
They discuss court cases on the pod?
eg "in this episode, we are going to discuss the upcoming K-State verse BYU basketball matchup..."
Ew
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Our small dog is getting pretty old and doesn’t tolerate cold as much. He seems to really appreciate having a sweater on during cold days.
Yeah, I mean depending on the dog some simply aren't built for the cold and/or it's ok for them. Like dressing up a husky probably not great. Dressing up a short haired dachshund when it's 10 degrees, probably cruel if didn't.
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This is kind of wonky, but consider any court case, such as "Roe v. Wade." The "v." is short for versus. You're supposed to say out loud "Roe versus Wade," not "Roe v. Wade."
Which makes me wonder if the youths even know what the v is for when they say something like I can take you 1 v 1.
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Damn youts ...
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This is kind of wonky, but consider any court case, such as "Roe v. Wade." The "v." is short for versus. You're supposed to say out loud "Roe versus Wade," not "Roe v. Wade."
Not really a pet peeve for me but it is funny the way Scott Wildcat always says "verse" instead of "versus" on Boscoe Boys.
They discuss court cases on the pod?
eg "in this episode, we are going to discuss the upcoming K-State verse BYU basketball matchup..."
Ew
i can't stanza presenter that uses verse when they mean versus.
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This is kind of wonky, but consider any court case, such as "Roe v. Wade." The "v." is short for versus. You're supposed to say out loud "Roe versus Wade," not "Roe v. Wade."
My pet peeve on this is in regards to sporting events. Back in my day, "on" was used in place of the "v". Like 3 on 3, or 7 on 7. Really grates me when I hear "3 v 3". :cyclist:
On a side note, do they say "shirts v skins" now?
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This is kind of wonky, but consider any court case, such as "Roe v. Wade." The "v." is short for versus. You're supposed to say out loud "Roe versus Wade," not "Roe v. Wade."
My pet peeve on this is in regards to sporting events. Back in my day, "on" was used in place of the "v". Like 3 on 3, or 7 on 7. Really grates me when I hear "3 v 3". :cyclist:
On a side note, do they say "shirts v skins" now?
It's been a hot minute since I participated in shirts versus skins, so I can't say.
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You say "shirts and skins"
My theory is the use "3v3" instead of "3 on 3" is due to the growth of soccer.
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1v1 me is for sure Fortnite influence
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1v1 me is for sure Fortnite influence
Fo sho and rocketleague
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I know it’s already been covered ITT but for some reason the less v. fewer thing is getting more annoying to me lately, which is probably a sign of getting old?
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"Tay Tay".
No idea why I hate it when people call her that so much. At the parade I saw an adult woman with a sign that said, "Tay Tay is my hero".
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I know it’s already been covered ITT but for some reason the less v. fewer thing is getting more annoying to me lately, which is probably a sign of getting old?
Am I responsible for that? Because I know I've opined on the subject. It's not really difficult for people to wrap their brains around.
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I know it’s already been covered ITT but for some reason the less v. fewer thing is getting more annoying to me lately, which is probably a sign of getting old?
Am I responsible for that? Because I know I've opined on the subject. It's not really difficult for people to wrap their brains around.
Probably. Once it was brought to my attention…all of the sudden it’s just a whole nother one of those things I can’t un-know.
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People, it's not tin foil and hasn't been for many many decades.
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I know it’s already been covered ITT but for some reason the less v. fewer thing is getting more annoying to me lately, which is probably a sign of getting old?
Am I responsible for that? Because I know I've opined on the subject. It's not really difficult for people to wrap their brains around.
Probably. Once it was brought to my attention…all of the sudden it’s just a whole nother one of those things I can’t un-know.
Add in the v. being "vee" or " versus" you got a Spracs Mega Pet Peeve a brewing'
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I know it’s already been covered ITT but for some reason the less v. fewer thing is getting more annoying to me lately, which is probably a sign of getting old?
Am I responsible for that? Because I know I've opined on the subject. It's not really difficult for people to wrap their brains around.
Probably. Once it was brought to my attention…all of the sudden it’s just a whole nother one of those things I can’t un-know.
Add in the v. being "vee" or " versus" you got a Spracs Mega Pet Peeve a brewing'
Fair point. I should have less pet peeves. :facepalm:
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Does "more" work as the opposite for both "less" and "fewer"? Or have I been doing that wrong?
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I wouldn’t worry about it. Even the less/fewer distinction is less of a rule and more of a peeve.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/fewer-vs-less
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Does "more" work as the opposite for both "less" and "fewer"? Or have I been doing that wrong?
More or less. (to answer non-jokingly, yes it does.)
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This may be too specific, but to my best ability I avoid any and all movie trailers. I want to know little to nothing about it outside of director, actors, writers, etc. And my pet peeve is when people, just assuming I haven't been living my life like this for as long as I can remember, say crap like "well let me just say one thing about it" like I don't know what I'm talking about when I say I want to know ZERO THINGS about it. And then they try to interrupt my refusal by telling me the one thing they just HAVE to tell me.
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This may be too specific, but to my best ability I avoid any and all movie trailers. I want to know little to nothing about it outside of director, actors, writers, etc. And my pet peeve is when people, just assuming I haven't been living my life like this for as long as I can remember, say crap like "well let me just say one thing about it" like I don't know what I'm talking about when I say I want to know ZERO THINGS about it. And then they try to interrupt my refusal by telling me the one thing they just HAVE to tell me.
My gf does this crap. "Shut the eff up. I don't want to know anything." Drives me crazy when she drops hints about a movie.
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Co workers who can't format numbers in a spreadsheet. Have some efn professionalism. It's not that hard to slap some commas, fixed decimal places, and a currency symbol on your work product when appropriate.
Tom
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Co workers who can't format numbers in a spreadsheet. Have some efn professionalism. It's not that hard to slap some commas, fixed decimal places, and a currency symbol on your work product when appropriate.
Tom
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it really bugs me when people use the $ button in excel to format numbers to dollars
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When I’m dealing with 6 digits or more I like the commas. 5 digits is a gray area. 4 digits? Maybe you should spend less time worrying about spreadsheet formatting and instead focus on changing your poopy diaper because you’re a giant baby
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I always properly format my excels and I'm the only one who sees them :th_twocents:
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The absolutely terrible roads that connect manhattan to I-80 to get to Omaha to see Jimmy Eat World and Fall Out Boy
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People that go through grocery stores and/or costco backwards.
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The absolutely terrible roads that connect manhattan to I-80 to get to Omaha to see Jimmy Eat World and Fall Out Boy
You get to experience beautiful Beatrice
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Not so much a peeve but peeve adjacent... Knowing that jealousy and envy are not interchangable but hearing ppl use them incorrectly. Cannot un-know.
For those uninitiated, jealousy is when you're worried your neighbor is gonna take your cow, and envy is when you covet your neighbors cow
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I had no idea. Seems fake
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One of my pet peeves is people who are anal about grammar and language.
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Respect the game you street urchin
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One of my pet peeves is people who are anal about grammar and language.
But are you jealous or envious of them?
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One of my pet peeves is people who are anal about grammar and language.
What if I told you it was a complaint about usage?
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Precision is needed in professional environments like law or research and totally understandable. Everyday common speech though? Get over yourself imho. ;)
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My serial abuse of the written English language probably makes me slightly biased though.
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Precision is needed in professional environments like law or research and totally understandable. Everyday common speech though? Get over yourself imho. ;)
I have a similar peeve for people who correct something grammar/usage wise despite knowing exactly what you meant, which is really the whole point of language if you think about it.
The best example of this are people who insist that you cannot end a sentence with a preposition (which often makes sentences more convoluted) while simultaneously refusing to use the Oxford comma.
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Precision is needed in professional environments like law or research and totally understandable. Everyday common speech though? Get over yourself imho. ;)
I have a similar peeve for people who correct something grammar/usage wise despite knowing exactly what you meant, which is really the whole point of language if you think about it.
The best example of this are people who insist that you cannot end a sentence with a preposition (which often makes sentences more convoluted) while simultaneously refusing to use the Oxford comma.
fun news, the Grammar Police have recently issued a ruling that it's actually fine to end a sentence in a preposition. I guess the whole "no ending a sentence in a prepo" comes from latin-based languages, which english is not, so like, its actually fine. Wish they would have issued that ruling when i was in high school and having to write lots of papers.
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defund the grammar police
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To be honest, I do not know what a preposition is and do not care to learn.
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Precision is needed in professional environments like law or research and totally understandable. Everyday common speech though? Get over yourself imho. ;)
I have a similar peeve for people who correct something grammar/usage wise despite knowing exactly what you meant, which is really the whole point of language if you think about it.
The best example of this are people who insist that you cannot end a sentence with a preposition (which often makes sentences more convoluted) while simultaneously refusing to use the Oxford comma.
a couple of additional thoughts on this:
I keep my grammar elitism to myself, mostly. Like if you say "I am not one to XYZ", I can assure you that I am not wont to give you the ol' WELL ACTUALLY!
I think around the time it was codified that "literally" can mean either "literally" or "figuratively" i was like "ya know what? this whole language thing...its completely made up. we just made it up. i'm not going to get mad"
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Precision is needed in professional environments like law or research and totally understandable. Everyday common speech though? Get over yourself imho. ;)
I have a similar peeve for people who correct something grammar/usage wise despite knowing exactly what you meant, which is really the whole point of language if you think about it.
The best example of this are people who insist that you cannot end a sentence with a preposition (which often makes sentences more convoluted) while simultaneously refusing to use the Oxford comma.
fun news, the Grammar Police have recently issued a ruling that it's actually fine to end a sentence in a preposition. I guess the whole "no ending a sentence in a prepo" comes from latin-based languages, which english is not, so like, its actually fine. Wish they would have issued that ruling when i was in high school and having to write lots of papers.
Which means it was never a rule. That also doesn’t stop a lot of people going around trying to impose the made up crap they learned in 7th grade English class like they’re that Japanese soldier who kept fighting WWII for 30 years after it was over.
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Precision is needed in professional environments like law or research and totally understandable. Everyday common speech though? Get over yourself imho. ;)
I have a similar peeve for people who correct something grammar/usage wise despite knowing exactly what you meant, which is really the whole point of language if you think about it.
The best example of this are people who insist that you cannot end a sentence with a preposition (which often makes sentences more convoluted) while simultaneously refusing to use the Oxford comma.
fun news, the Grammar Police have recently issued a ruling that it's actually fine to end a sentence in a preposition. I guess the whole "no ending a sentence in a prepo" comes from latin-based languages, which english is not, so like, its actually fine. Wish they would have issued that ruling when i was in high school and having to write lots of papers.
Which means it was never a rule. That also doesn’t stop a lot of people going around trying to impose the made up crap they learned in 7th grade English class like they’re that Japanese soldier who kept fighting WWII for 30 years after it was over.
That's a hilarious metaphor.
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Precision is needed in professional environments like law or research and totally understandable. Everyday common speech though? Get over yourself imho. ;)
I have a similar peeve for people who correct something grammar/usage wise despite knowing exactly what you meant, which is really the whole point of language if you think about it.
The best example of this are people who insist that you cannot end a sentence with a preposition (which often makes sentences more convoluted) while simultaneously refusing to use the Oxford comma.
fun news, the Grammar Police have recently issued a ruling that it's actually fine to end a sentence in a preposition. I guess the whole "no ending a sentence in a prepo" comes from latin-based languages, which english is not, so like, its actually fine. Wish they would have issued that ruling when i was in high school and having to write lots of papers.
Which means it was never a rule. That also doesn’t stop a lot of people going around trying to impose the made up crap they learned in 7th grade English class like they’re that Japanese soldier who kept fighting WWII for 30 years after it was over.
take it to the dan carlin hardcore history thread
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Precision is needed in professional environments like law or research and totally understandable. Everyday common speech though? Get over yourself imho. ;)
I have a similar peeve for people who correct something grammar/usage wise despite knowing exactly what you meant, which is really the whole point of language if you think about it.
The best example of this are people who insist that you cannot end a sentence with a preposition (which often makes sentences more convoluted) while simultaneously refusing to use the Oxford comma.
fun news, the Grammar Police have recently issued a ruling that it's actually fine to end a sentence in a preposition. I guess the whole "no ending a sentence in a prepo" comes from latin-based languages, which english is not, so like, its actually fine. Wish they would have issued that ruling when i was in high school and having to write lots of papers.
Which means it was never a rule. That also doesn’t stop a lot of people going around trying to impose the made up crap they learned in 7th grade English class like they’re that Japanese soldier who kept fighting WWII for 30 years after it was over.
:lol:
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Precision is needed in professional environments like law or research and totally understandable. Everyday common speech though? Get over yourself imho. ;)
I have a similar peeve for people who correct something grammar/usage wise despite knowing exactly what you meant, which is really the whole point of language if you think about it.
The best example of this are people who insist that you cannot end a sentence with a preposition (which often makes sentences more convoluted) while simultaneously refusing to use the Oxford comma.
fun news, the Grammar Police have recently issued a ruling that it's actually fine to end a sentence in a preposition. I guess the whole "no ending a sentence in a prepo" comes from latin-based languages, which english is not, so like, its actually fine. Wish they would have issued that ruling when i was in high school and having to write lots of papers.
Which means it was never a rule. That also doesn’t stop a lot of people going around trying to impose the made up crap they learned in 7th grade English class like they’re that Japanese soldier who kept fighting WWII for 30 years after it was over.
That's a hilarious metaphor.
It's a hilarious *simile ;)
Big Oxford comma guy, here. Don't care about the difference between envy and jealousy. And I love starting sentences with a conjunction, although I was told it wasn't allowed in grade school. Also not afraid to end a sentence with a preposition. GTFOOMF with trying to force me to drop a "with which" on some poor soul.
When you've molded the clay of language for a while, you realize there really are no rules--only style.
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Outback steakhouse, no rules--only style
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gelato. is ice cream just not good enough for everyone
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Lazy rivers with waterfalls that are hard to get around. I just want to float and not have my booze drink get filled with acid water thank you!
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Chlorine is a base, not an acid.
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Chlorine is a base, not an acid.
It tastes terrible either way.
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
what about coffee
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gelato. is ice cream just not good enough for everyone
have we discussed "frozen dairy product" masquerading as ice cream in the dairy aisle?
FDP should be banished to a totally separate section of cold foods.
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
what about coffee
He's wrong
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
what about coffee
He's wrong
Eat spicy crap jerk I am not.
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
what about coffee
He's wrong
Eat spicy crap jerk I am not.
And then immediately after eat very alkaline crap so that there is a big chemical reaction and the remaining byproducts from that reaction are salt and water
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
what about coffee
I would guess the bitterness comes from the caffeine, which is a methylxanthine alkaloid
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
what about coffee
I would guess the bitterness comes from the caffeine, which is a methylxanthine alkaloid
ok but the liquid known as coffee is acidic and tastes bitter. :dunno:
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
what about coffee
I would guess the bitterness comes from the caffeine, which is a methylxanthine alkaloid
ok but the liquid known as coffee is acidic and tastes bitter. :dunno:
Mocat my dude, there are few hard and fast absolutes, there’s almost always an exception to the rule or some weird quirk technicality. Pumpkins are berries. Water is technically lava. I’d bet dollars to donuts that the “acids are sour/spicy and bases are bitter” maxim will get you there +95% of the time
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
what about coffee
I would guess the bitterness comes from the caffeine, which is a methylxanthine alkaloid
ok but the liquid known as coffee is acidic and tastes bitter. :dunno:
Mocat my dude, there are few hard and fast absolutes, there’s almost always an exception to the rule or some weird quirk technicality. Pumpkins are berries. Water is technically lava. I’d bet dollars to donuts that the “acids are sour/spicy and bases are bitter” maxim will get you there +95% of the time
in this case, arguably the most famous and prevalent "spicy" food chemical (Capsaaicin) is not acidic. It's technically a base but its pH is not what influences the sensation of spice.
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pumpkins:berries::water:lava =/= acids:spicy/sour::bases:bitter
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I'd like to learn more about how water is technically lava.
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this lava/water thing is not a berry good analogy
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Following that logic, ice would be rocks. And I'm not okay making that leap in logic.
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It’s a pet peeve of mine that some of you guys don’t understand all of this.
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Following that logic, ice would be rocks. And I'm not okay making that leap in logic.
Wait until I tell you how some people order an alcoholic drink :surprised:
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Following that logic, ice would be rocks. And I'm not okay making that leap in logic.
Wait until I tell you how some people order an alcoholic drink :surprised:
Bourbon and Lava?
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#LIFEHACK:
Acids are spicy/sour
Bases(aka alkaline iykwim) are bitter
YWIA
what about coffee
I would guess the bitterness comes from the caffeine, which is a methylxanthine alkaloid
ok but the liquid known as coffee is acidic and tastes bitter. :dunno:
Mocat my dude, there are few hard and fast absolutes, there’s almost always an exception to the rule or some weird quirk technicality. Pumpkins are berries. Water is technically lava. I’d bet dollars to donuts that the “acids are sour/spicy and bases are bitter” maxim will get you there +95% of the time
in this case, arguably the most famous and prevalent "spicy" food chemical (Capsaaicin) is not acidic. It's technically a base but its pH is not what influences the sensation of spice.
::deep exhale:: alright, ya know what everyone? Please disregard the afore mentioned LIFEHACK as it is not an immutable fact, and there are some common exceptions. I mean yes it applies to acids, acids are going to be sour/spicy because of the hydrogen ion that makes them acids in the first place, but what i SHOULD have said, is that things that taste bitter are bases, because bitter compounds contain amine groups which are weak bases. So rather than all bases are bitter, the better generalization would have been "all things that taste bitter are bases"
okay mich, please come on back with some more "well actually huuhhhgghh" because i'd bet my life there is something out there that tastes bitter that is not in fact, a base.
(or, perhaps as an alternative, don't!)
my deepest apologies to anyone for whom i have offended their delicate sensibilities.
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Following that logic, ice would be rocks. And I'm not okay making that leap in logic.
time to get your world rocked, stevesie
https://www.technology.org/2022/12/01/is-ice-a-rock/ (https://www.technology.org/2022/12/01/is-ice-a-rock/)
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You know one thing that tastes bitter is coffee
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You know one thing that tastes bitter is coffee
ITS THE CAFFEINE IN THE COFFEE THAT MAKES IT TASTE BITTER SHUT UP MOCOT
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Chili peppers, that ONE EXCEPTION to the "all things spicy are acids" rule
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Chili peppers, that ONE EXCEPTION to the "all things spicy are acids" rule
That's a rock, dude.
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Chili peppers, that ONE EXCEPTION to the "all things spicy are acids" rule
I didn’t say all things spicy are acids I said all acids are spicy
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Chili peppers, that ONE EXCEPTION to the "all things spicy are acids" rule
I didn’t say all things spicy are acids I said all acids are spicy
Mmm that’s a spicy cappuccino!
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Chili peppers, that ONE EXCEPTION to the "all things spicy are acids" rule
I didn’t say all things spicy are acids I said all acids are spicy
Mmm that’s a spicy cappuccino!
Yes but the frappuccino version rocks
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some of you bros be peavin way too heavy
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some of you bros be peavin way too heavy
I know. I offline peeved with BAC yesterday about his ice/rock nonsense. No detente was reached.
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BAC is certainly the king of controversial peavin'
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BAC is certainly the king of controversial peavin'
My new pet peeve is you and 'clams spelling it with an "a" in it like complete 'gloids.
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BAC is certainly the king of controversial peavin'
My new pet peeve is you and 'clams spelling it with an "a" in it like complete 'gloids.
It really makes it nigh impossible to take them seariously.
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this acid/base spicy/bitter debate here is orders of magnitude more interesting though than the big cement/concrete tussle going on over on the Phog stadium rebuild thread
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this acid/base spicy/bitter debate here is orders of magnitude more interesting though than the big cement/concrete tussle going on over on the Phog stadium rebuild thread
I've been waiting for some construction'r to really blow their minds and reveal that concrete is placed, not poured.
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this acid/base spicy/bitter debate here is orders of magnitude more interesting though than the big cement/concrete tussle going on over on the Phog stadium rebuild thread
I've been waiting for some construction'r to really blow their minds and reveal that concrete is placed, not poured.
Oh, you missed it. That was covered a couple of months ago already!
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BAC is certainly the king of controversial peavin'
My new pet peeve is you and 'clams spelling it with an "a" in it like complete 'gloids.
sorry my man, i made a stupid spelling error. not trying to add anything to your peevin lifestyle.
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All good, bro. No blood, no foul.
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Not sure if it's a peeve so much as a curiosity... But what's the deal with people who feel the need to spit into the urinal before they start peeing? Like I don't think they just spit a lot and sometimes it happens to be at the urinal, it seems like a very specific and deliberate ritual.
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Not sure if it's a peeve so much as a curiosity... But what's the deal with people who feel the need to spit into the urinal before they start peeing? Like I don't think they just spit a lot and sometimes it happens to be at the urinal, it seems like a very specific and deliberate ritual.
Eh, urinal doesn't bother me but in terms of spittin' the amount of snuff chewers we got onsite causes me to be pretty grossed out. all the bottles/cup with spittle in it, and hell being in a meeting and like 5 dudes just spitting the whole time. So :barf:
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What kind of redneck maga meetings do you attend?
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*mcga
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Not sure if it's a peeve so much as a curiosity... But what's the deal with people who feel the need to spit into the urinal before they start peeing? Like I don't think they just spit a lot and sometimes it happens to be at the urinal, it seems like a very specific and deliberate ritual.
Guilty. No idea why.
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What kind of redneck maga meetings do you attend?
construction site, but as seven said, more like
*mcga
eh
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this acid/base spicy/bitter debate here is orders of magnitude more interesting though than the big cement/concrete tussle going on over on the Phog stadium rebuild thread
I've been waiting for some construction'r to really blow their minds and reveal that concrete is placed, not poured.
The concrete/cement mixups always grind my gears.....
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calling concrete "cement" is just wrong, there is no debate. The only reason you would call it that is that's what some old dumbass called it who learned it from some other even older dumbass and then passed it on to you.
And then also they pronounce it SEE-ment just to sprinkle a little layer of gross on top of being wrong
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I have a coworker who I really like that has a really gravelly voice in zoom meetings and it drives me crazy. I can't tell if it's a meeting voice or he talks like that all the time but sheesh.
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calling concrete "cement" is just wrong, there is no debate. The only reason you would call it that is that's what some old dumbass called it who learned it from some other even older dumbass and then passed it on to you.
And then also they pronounce it SEE-ment just to sprinkle a little layer of gross on top of being wrong
This exact discussion was recently had on the Phog in the David Booth Erection Thread.
And I must confess, I too will take one spit into the urinal or terlit, and I too have no idea why. Just an ideal spitting opportunity?
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calling concrete "cement" is just wrong, there is no debate. The only reason you would call it that is that's what some old dumbass called it who learned it from some other even older dumbass and then passed it on to you.
And then also they pronounce it SEE-ment just to sprinkle a little layer of gross on top of being wrong
This exact discussion was recently had on the Phog in the David Booth Erection Thread.
And I must confess, I too will take one spit into the urinal or terlit, and I too have no idea why. Just an ideal spitting opportunity?
Is it mayhaps a "priming the pump" type thing? Like oh this urinal is dry how am I supposed to pee? Best to get the wetness party started so I can start peeing? Kind of a stretch but I find it fascinating and would be very interested as to the psychology behind it
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Speaking of calling stuff by the wrong name, it's kind of a gift and a curse being a plumbing fixture insider (PFI) Like you're talking about the place you wash your hands in the bathroom and they call it a sink and it's like "not a sink m8 that's a lavatory"
"Lavatory? You mean the toilet?"
Not a toilet that's a water closet
Definitely not a peeve bc you can't expect John Everyman to be a PFI like you but man, when you know you know
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None of that bothers me nearly as much as when they pronounce masonry as masonary.
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doggo
scritches
both have me peevin hard, bros
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https://twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status/1794383601838305524?t=7LeuEzgEBOh8Dfg0xnUI4g&s=19
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doggo
scritches
both have me peevin hard, bros
https://twitter.com/gravytugboat/status/1794428647773815186?t=pb8v6ylJZ5JcTcLvdKrmUA&s=19
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Miserable existence pissclams lives
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Millennials (of which I’m one) are so horrifically cringe
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doggo
scritches
both have me peevin hard, bros
First time hearing of scritches
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https://twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status/1794383601838305524?t=7LeuEzgEBOh8Dfg0xnUI4g&s=19
yes
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doggo
scritches
both have me peevin hard, bros
https://twitter.com/gravytugboat/status/1794428647773815186?t=pb8v6ylJZ5JcTcLvdKrmUA&s=19
yes!
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doggo
scritches
both have me peevin hard, bros
thought of another one- danger noodle
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Kansas city's weak trees
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Families/groups walking 4-6 wide at the speed of sloth at the Omaha zoo.
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Millennials (of which I’m one) are so horrifically cringe
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Kinda wild that there are millennials who are also quadragenarians.
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“that’s it, that’s the tweet”
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https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1795281953689850185
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1794876171190235186
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1794563900387758506
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1794202470090228059
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1793824656409219550
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1793475047996444777
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“that’s it, that’s the tweet”
A great reminder of why I am so glad I gave up twitter.
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I may have said this one before but :dunno: Work people that set up meetings for simple questions. I feel like zoom has conditioned people to think a full meeting with 8 people is necessary for every conversation. I go to meetings all the time that could have been done over a teams message or a quick call. I had a guy call me this morning 20 minutes before a meeting and he tried to tell me that they needed to move the meeting because so and so couldn't make it. I said, "what did you need"? He just paused and there was awkward silence. I then said, "like, we are talking right now and i'm happy to just answer any questions you have, or we could just wait until another day when more people are around". More awkward silence and he finally goes, yeah, we can just do it now.......Took like 3 minutes.
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I may have said this one before but :dunno: Work people that set up meetings for simple questions. I feel like zoom has conditioned people to think a full meeting with 8 people is necessary for every conversation. I go to meetings all the time that could have been done over a teams message or a quick call. I had a guy call me this morning 20 minutes before a meeting and he tried to tell me that they needed to move the meeting because so and so couldn't make it. I said, "what did you need"? He just paused and there was awkward silence. I then said, "like, we are talking right now and i'm happy to just answer any questions you have, or we could just wait until another day when more people are around". More awkward silence and he finally goes, yeah, we can just do it now.......Took like 3 minutes.
I've come to the general conclusion that if there's more than 4 people in a meeting, there's someone that doesn't need to be there.
I deal with a company culture where everyone wants to be "in the loop" but not actually do any work. My work is also bad about reading emails and it sounds cliche but there are a lot of meetings with 20 people basically being read emails over zoom. Infuriates me
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I may have said this one before but :dunno: Work people that set up meetings for simple questions. I feel like zoom has conditioned people to think a full meeting with 8 people is necessary for every conversation. I go to meetings all the time that could have been done over a teams message or a quick call. I had a guy call me this morning 20 minutes before a meeting and he tried to tell me that they needed to move the meeting because so and so couldn't make it. I said, "what did you need"? He just paused and there was awkward silence. I then said, "like, we are talking right now and i'm happy to just answer any questions you have, or we could just wait until another day when more people are around". More awkward silence and he finally goes, yeah, we can just do it now.......Took like 3 minutes.
This is more of a peeve, because everyone feels this way.
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@ahammALDC
the absolute most annoying twitter follow i've ever experienced
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I may have said this one before but :dunno: Work people that set up meetings for simple questions. I feel like zoom has conditioned people to think a full meeting with 8 people is necessary for every conversation. I go to meetings all the time that could have been done over a teams message or a quick call. I had a guy call me this morning 20 minutes before a meeting and he tried to tell me that they needed to move the meeting because so and so couldn't make it. I said, "what did you need"? He just paused and there was awkward silence. I then said, "like, we are talking right now and i'm happy to just answer any questions you have, or we could just wait until another day when more people are around". More awkward silence and he finally goes, yeah, we can just do it now.......Took like 3 minutes.
This is more of a peeve, because everyone feels this way.
I'm not sure that is true according to my calendar that is full of these types of meetings. I normally just go with it, but since the guy called me I figured I would subtly call him out. I chuckled a bit when I said that maybe we should just go ahead and talk now since we were already talking. I also think a lot of it has to do with people just being afraid to do or say anything without their manager's approval. I'm always meeting with different groups of people. Most of them are unnecessary and I could usually just talk to one person and they could pass things along as needed, but whatever. Each person in those groups almost always invites their manager and in some cases their next level, which leads to about 4 other people that have no business on the call, yet they are always there.
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https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1795281953689850185
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1794876171190235186
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1794563900387758506
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1794202470090228059
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1793824656409219550
https://twitter.com/ahammALDC/status/1793475047996444777
He might be really confused as to how his tv remote works.
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I may have said this one before but :dunno: Work people that set up meetings for simple questions. I feel like zoom has conditioned people to think a full meeting with 8 people is necessary for every conversation. I go to meetings all the time that could have been done over a teams message or a quick call. I had a guy call me this morning 20 minutes before a meeting and he tried to tell me that they needed to move the meeting because so and so couldn't make it. I said, "what did you need"? He just paused and there was awkward silence. I then said, "like, we are talking right now and i'm happy to just answer any questions you have, or we could just wait until another day when more people are around". More awkward silence and he finally goes, yeah, we can just do it now.......Took like 3 minutes.
I have a recent grad who is like this. Like I (perhaps foolishly) told him "look I know you're just out of school and I don't expect you to know anything, but when you need direction or have questions... The worst thing you can do is stay quiet. I wasn't you to try to figure it out, but you can always ask me questions and I would much rather you ask too many questions than too few"
And man he took that to heart bc he tries to set up a call for every little thing and I'm like bruh we have ms teams it's okay to ask questions on teams, especially simple ones. We don't need to set up a call for every little thing my dude
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I may have said this one before but :dunno: Work people that set up meetings for simple questions. I feel like zoom has conditioned people to think a full meeting with 8 people is necessary for every conversation. I go to meetings all the time that could have been done over a teams message or a quick call. I had a guy call me this morning 20 minutes before a meeting and he tried to tell me that they needed to move the meeting because so and so couldn't make it. I said, "what did you need"? He just paused and there was awkward silence. I then said, "like, we are talking right now and i'm happy to just answer any questions you have, or we could just wait until another day when more people are around". More awkward silence and he finally goes, yeah, we can just do it now.......Took like 3 minutes.
This is more of a peeve, because everyone feels this way.
I'm not sure that is true according to my calendar that is full of these types of meetings. I normally just go with it, but since the guy called me I figured I would subtly call him out. I chuckled a bit when I said that maybe we should just go ahead and talk now since we were already talking. I also think a lot of it has to do with people just being afraid to do or say anything without their manager's approval. I'm always meeting with different groups of people. Most of them are unnecessary and I could usually just talk to one person and they could pass things along as needed, but whatever. Each person in those groups almost always invites their manager and in some cases their next level, which leads to about 4 other people that have no business on the call, yet they are always there.
Sounds like your company has too many managers without enough to do. I can't imagine inviting someone to a meeting and them inviting their manager plus a level above (and I do not exactly work for a super lean org)
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One of my dumbest pet peeves that probably belongs in the shame yourself thread is I get very annoyed by "eff Cancer" tshirts and slogans
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"Well I didn't have _______ on my 2024 bingo card"
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I'm with you stevesie60. its kind of like saying "huh, i didn't have 19, 30, 31, 61, 62 and 21 as my powerball numbers!"
like yeah no crap. in fact its always been my assertion that you have until the 2nd week of january to declare what all is on your bingo card for the year. that way when it happens you have receipts and can dunk about it.
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We have this family group chat and one of my siblings will put voice notes in the chat. I hate voice notes and voice mail. Please use a text message or voice-to-text (if you are too busy to type).
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SSOC i think you have a strong case for emancipation
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The term "Rising" with students.
"Tim is a rising junior at K-State"
What is so bad about saying "Tim is going to be a junior at K-State".
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The term "Rising" with students.
"Tim is a rising junior at K-State"
What is so bad about saying "Tim is going to be a junior at K-State".
Fewer words?
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The term "Rising" with students.
"Tim is a rising junior at K-State"
What is so bad about saying "Tim is going to be a junior at K-State".
Fewer words?
I really enjoy this use of "rising" and other goofy academic terms like "matriculate" "commencement" "freshman, sophomore, etc..."
I like how it conveys that they haven't officially started that year but the class members that were formerly in that year are now gone.
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Lol, in the second before I delete those emails I thought it related to them getting their gpa up or in some way gaining prominence in their class.
“Tim will be a junior.”
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Every time I see rising I think of trains
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every time i see rising i think of blue wings, which i suppose is a testament to the branding efforts of our brothers to the east
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Every time I see rising I think of trains
That and PR flags.
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Insane asks that shouldn't even be a thought. For an entire power plant, which has thousands of drawings for actual systems, client is asking for the schematic of a water heater, you know, the ones you buy at home depot in their shower facility, and claims using a cut from a manual isn't sufficient. Like, what do you want us to do, call Rheem and be like " hey so we bought a water heater from you all, and were looking for a single drawing in CAD form of the water heater, can you provide that? Oh it's printed on the tank and you make 100,000 of these a year and aren't doing anything like that, ok I thought it was crazy too"
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Insane asks that shouldn't even be a thought. For an entire power plant, which has thousands of drawings for actual systems, client is asking for the schematic of a water heater, you know, the ones you buy at home depot in their shower facility, and claims using a cut from a manual isn't sufficient. Like, what do you want us to do, call Rheem and be like " hey so we bought a water heater from you all, and were looking for a single drawing in CAD form of the water heater, can you provide that? Oh it's printed on the tank and you make 100,000 of these a year and aren't doing anything like that, ok I thought it was crazy too"
refer them to the details sheets, cfb
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Insane asks that shouldn't even be a thought. For an entire power plant, which has thousands of drawings for actual systems, client is asking for the schematic of a water heater, you know, the ones you buy at home depot in their shower facility, and claims using a cut from a manual isn't sufficient. Like, what do you want us to do, call Rheem and be like " hey so we bought a water heater from you all, and were looking for a single drawing in CAD form of the water heater, can you provide that? Oh it's printed on the tank and you make 100,000 of these a year and aren't doing anything like that, ok I thought it was crazy too"
refer them to the details sheets, cfb
Haha, he wants a stand alone drawing, like one the firm would make, broken out on a border. That won't cut it for him.
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Can we talk about those "do you agree to accept cookies" popups that are everywhere? Stop rubbing it my face that every digital breadcrumb I leave around the internet is being assembled to market things to me. I've accepted that as a fact of live about five years ago.
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I'm pretty sure you can thank the EU for that.
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I'm pretty sure you can thank the EU for that.
Yup
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The EU does so much more for consumer protection than the US does, it's frankly embarrassing
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The EU does so much more for consumer protection than the US does, it's frankly embarrassing
I'm not anti-EU at all, and agree. Also doesn't stop it from being annoying
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When a work person messages you what appears to be a somewhat urgent question or task on Teams and you respond with either a follow up question or the answer and they don't respond forever. Drives me nuts. Like, I stopped what I was doing to respond to you, you should do the same or wait until you are free before asking me to do something. :curse:
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When a work person messages you what appears to be a somewhat urgent question or task on Teams and you respond with either a follow up question or the answer and they don't respond forever. Drives me nuts. Like, I stopped what I was doing to respond to you, you should do the same or wait until you are free before asking me to do something. :curse:
ooh yeah, good one!
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People can always wait on slack or teams. Call or text me if it's urgent
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Hand motion sensor sinks.
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anything to do with this hozier dude peeves me
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anything to do with this hozier dude peeves me
I more go into a rage rather than be peeved
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hozier is like imagine one single tall dragon
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hozier is like imagine one single tall dragon
Imagine one single tall dragon these nuts on your face, perhaps.
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Football highlight clips on Twitter that are cropped vertically. What's the other team's score? What point in the game is it? Guess we'll never know! :flush:
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Football highlight clips on Twitter that are cropped vertically. What's the other team's score? What point in the game is it? Guess we'll never know! :flush:
Yeah and it like does some weird side panning. So annoying
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Men calling other men “bitch.”
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Men calling other men “bitch.”
Implication being that it's not a pet peeve when a man calls a woman a bitch?
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Not @'n fools.
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Men calling other men “bitch.”
you would NOT like my chiefs shirt
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Men calling other men “bitch.”
you would NOT like my chiefs shirt
lol
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Not @'n fools.
I didn't say crap, bitch.
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Men calling other men “bitch.”
I call my bros bitch all the time
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I think only a bitch would be bothered by being called a bitch.
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Alright fine I’ll be the one to say it. That USAA commercial. The one where Sam Elliott appears to be auditioning, then Gronk (the director) says “that’s it, you’re in!” And then Sam Elliott says “as a veteran, I’m already in”
But instead of putting the emphasis on “already” he puts it on “in”
He also could have just said the line without any particular emphasis. But no. This [redacted] ends on the V instead of the I. Picardy ass cadence having [redacted]. It really pets my dang peeve!
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I can’t stand people who tailgate. People who tailgate in a passing zone with miles of clear road ahead are especially infuriating.
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Then get the eff out of the way.
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Incred self own from outcrop here
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he said passing zone and not passing lane? but yeah if he’s in the passing lane YTA, otherwise read it as “jfc just pass me dude”
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he said passing zone and not passing lane? but yeah if he’s in the passing lane YTA, otherwise read it as “jfc just pass me dude”
sorry if I didn't paint a clear enough picture. I'm talking about driving on a deer infested 2-lane highway where you go in and out of passing / no-passing zones. I understand briefly coming up behind a slower vehicle immediately before passing but why ignore multiple opportunities to pass and just ride my bumper for 30 miles? It is dangerous, stupid and doesn't save you any time.
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he said passing zone and not passing lane? but yeah if he’s in the passing lane YTA, otherwise read it as “jfc just pass me dude”
sorry if I didn't paint a clear enough picture. I'm talking about driving on a deer infested 2-lane highway where you go in and out of passing / no-passing zones. I understand briefly coming up behind a slower vehicle immediately before passing but why ignore multiple opportunities to pass and just ride my bumper for 30 miles? It is dangerous, stupid and doesn't save you any time.
improved fuel economy when you get in that slip-stream obvs
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Rubbin's racin'
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blocking both lanes of traffic with your shopping cart while looking at items
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blocking both lanes of traffic with your shopping cart while looking at items
people that don't return their carts and leave them in random spots in the parking lot enrage me.
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for some reason just a ton of john mayer clips on my ig feed. no idea how or why unless they think i am a connoisseur of punchable faces and boomer bends
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for some reason just a ton of john mayer clips on my ig feed. no idea how or why unless they think i am a connoisseur of punchable faces and boomer bends
:frown: That’s like my favorite move (not playing John Mayer songs, but the bending) that b string is getting worn out
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blocking both lanes of traffic with your shopping cart while looking at items
This is not a peeve. Objectively awful.
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if your name is bradley or david or any of these types and someone asks you if you prefer brad or bradley, don’t respond with “it doesn’t matter”.
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If you've ever seen that Domino's commercial where the lady is sitting on a park bench about to eat and sandwich and then a bird swoops in and takes her sandwich shop then a dominoes employee emerged from the tree the delivery am emergency pizza? Ok well at the beginning of that commercial there are a couple people in the background throwing a white frisbee. And at the end of the commerical it's blue. (Might be the other way around but I think it went white to blue)
Anyway this is actually the opposite of a pet peeve for me I wish I saw this kinda stuff more often
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If you've ever seen that Domino's commercial where the lady is sitting on a park bench about to eat and sandwich and then a bird swoops in and takes her sandwich shop then a dominoes employee emerged from the tree the delivery am emergency pizza? Ok well at the beginning of that commercial there are a couple people in the background throwing a white frisbee. And at the end of the commerical it's blue. (Might be the other way around but I think it went white to blue)
Anyway this is actually the opposite of a pet peeve for me I wish I saw this kinda stuff more often
I bet as a kid you never imagined this is what being an adult is like.
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If you've ever seen that Domino's commercial where the lady is sitting on a park bench about to eat and sandwich and then a bird swoops in and takes her sandwich shop then a dominoes employee emerged from the tree the delivery am emergency pizza? Ok well at the beginning of that commercial there are a couple people in the background throwing a white frisbee. And at the end of the commerical it's blue. (Might be the other way around but I think it went white to blue)
Anyway this is actually the opposite of a pet peeve for me I wish I saw this kinda stuff more often
I bet as a kid you never imagined this is what being an adult is like.
A non-insignificant detail is that I just recently upgraded to a 77" OLED TV
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If you've ever seen that Domino's commercial where the lady is sitting on a park bench about to eat and sandwich and then a bird swoops in and takes her sandwich shop then a dominoes employee emerged from the tree the delivery am emergency pizza? Ok well at the beginning of that commercial there are a couple people in the background throwing a white frisbee. And at the end of the commerical it's blue. (Might be the other way around but I think it went white to blue)
Anyway this is actually the opposite of a pet peeve for me I wish I saw this kinda stuff more often
I bet as a kid you never imagined this is what being an adult is like.
A non-insignificant detail is that I just recently upgraded to a 77" OLED TV
Take it to the TV buying thread
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"Last Christmas" sang by anyone other than Wham! on my holiday music stations.
Tom
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"Last Christmas" sang by anyone other than Wham! on my holiday music stations.
Tom
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In the spirit of Christmas, I'm both peeved by people who think "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" is an interesting conversation topic, but also by people who are peeved by the discussion. I'd rather just never hear about it again.
Honorable mention to people pointing out that Love Actually is actually problematic
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"Last Christmas" sang by anyone other than Wham! on my holiday music stations.
Tom
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1Nx5C8vtxA/?igsh=YzB3N3UxZmFnZDNr (https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1Nx5C8vtxA/?igsh=YzB3N3UxZmFnZDNr)
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"Last Christmas" sang by anyone other than Wham! on my holiday music stations.
Tom
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In the spirit of Christmas, I'm both peeved by people who think "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" is an interesting conversation topic, but also by people who are peeved by the discussion. I'd rather just never hear about it again.
Honorable mention to people pointing out that Love Actually is actually problematic
How I imagine you at Thanksgiving
https://youtu.be/x1hLREgL194?si=V6ZyXm6A5sK6eqC9
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"Last Christmas" sang by anyone other than Wham! on my holiday music stations.
Tom
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1Nx5C8vtxA/?igsh=YzB3N3UxZmFnZDNr (https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1Nx5C8vtxA/?igsh=YzB3N3UxZmFnZDNr)
10/10 Apple Cat.
Tom
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"Last Christmas" sang by anyone other than Wham! on my holiday music stations.
Tom
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In the spirit of Christmas, I'm both peeved by people who think "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" is an interesting conversation topic, but also by people who are peeved by the discussion. I'd rather just never hear about it again.
Honorable mention to people pointing out that Love Actually is actually problematic
How I imagine you at Thanksgiving
https://youtu.be/x1hLREgL194?si=V6ZyXm6A5sK6eqC9
Actually I want to share the family Luigi memes
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"Last Christmas" sang by anyone other than Wham! on my holiday music stations.
Tom
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1Nx5C8vtxA/?igsh=YzB3N3UxZmFnZDNr (https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1Nx5C8vtxA/?igsh=YzB3N3UxZmFnZDNr)
Chris is a legend!
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Sometimes I think Mrs SF does this to eff with me and make me nuts, but I swear every one of our closets has one less hangar than things that need to be hung. I can grab a coat, shirt or whatever and then whenever I go to hang it back up, there are no hangers left. Drives me bonkers. It's like they disappear.
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Sometimes I think Mrs SF does this to eff with me and make me nuts, but I swear every one of our closets has one less hangar than things that need to be hung. I can grab a coat, shirt or whatever and then whenever I go to hang it back up, there are no hangers left. Drives me bonkers. It's like they disappear.
lol that's a good one
also I think she's always buying clothes
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I hate the way google displays sports schedules if you just google something like "ksu basketball schedule". Like how do they make it so bad?
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Also when they co-mingle previous year results and you have to look close at the date, there's not real separation.
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Also when they co-mingle previous year results and you have to look close at the date, there's not real separation.
YES EXACTLY. and you can't see the record of either team either
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I hate the way google displays sports schedules if you just google something like "ksu basketball schedule". Like how do they make it so bad?
AI
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Yeah you have to scroll down past the google generated one and the team page one to the espn one.
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People who sit in their car idling for an entire youth soccer practice scrolling their phones. Either go run an errand or get out of your car and walk or something. Also they leave their headlights on the whole time it’s infuriating
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People who sit in their car idling for an entire youth soccer practice scrolling their phones. Either go run an errand or get out of your car and walk or something. Also they leave their headlights on the whole time it’s infuriating
Awful
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was actually just thinking about what i'm going to do tonight at my daughter's outdoor practice, take a walk or go grab a drink somewhere
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I totally agree. I am not always in the mood to socialize at soccer with other parents. Have had some great discussion and some brutally awkward ones. Sometimes I just want to watch my kid and listen to a podcast. Sometimes I drop them and go do something else. Sometimes I am kicking a ball and warming up my other kid.
But sitting in your car on your phone is so bleak it makes me want to like completely re design my life to eliminate technology.
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"Last Christmas" sang by anyone other than Wham! on my holiday music stations.
Tom
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Tom, normally i agree with all of your opinions but I have to say I prefer Leslie Odom Jr’s version. Vocals are smoother than buttered silk.
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"Last Christmas" sang by anyone other than Wham! on my holiday music stations.
Tom
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Tom, normally i agree with all of your opinions but I have to say I prefer Leslie Odom Jr’s version. Vocals are smoother than buttered silk.
I'm listening...
Tom
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pull the trigger
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Have we talked about the use of the term “gifted”. As in “we gifted my mom a digital picture frame…”. When did we do away with “gave” or “got a present”. Maybe if you are talking about massive tracts of farmland or huge portfolios of stocks it fits but it just seems kind of pretentious in a lot of the places where it gets used these days.
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Have we talked about the use of the term “gifted”. As in “we gifted my mom a digital picture frame…”. When did we do away with “gave” or “got a present”. Maybe if you are talking about massive tracts of farmland or huge portfolios of stocks it fits but it just seems kind of pretentious in a lot of the places where it gets used these days.
The audible version of a punchable face
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Corner cabinets with rotating shelves. I get the idea, but hate it when I have to get something. Ugh.
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Corner cabinets with rotating shelves. I get the idea, but hate it when I have to get something. Ugh.
You mean a lazy Susan?
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Corner cabinets with rotating shelves. I get the idea, but hate it when I have to get something. Ugh.
You mean a lazy Susan?
YES
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Corner cabinets with rotating shelves. I get the idea, but hate it when I have to get something. Ugh.
We would have a huge storage space crisis in our kitchen without the lazy Susan but it drives me nuts when the lids for 9 x 13 pans get trapped behind the Lazy Susan and block the whole works.
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we got one of these thingamabobs. works pretty well for the most part, but brother? let me tell you, if something falls off one of those shelves it might be the biggest PITA OAT trying to get back there to retrieve it.
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brother I say this out loud to anyone near me whenever I see an image or video of one
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I can't deal when an app I use regulary has even a tiny change to the icon
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Dip type containers with an upward facing indention in the bottom. I think this is for stacking purposes but I break a lot of rough ridin' crackers trying to get the last layer of hummus out of the container. :curse:
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Started reading that thinking spit cup and it ended a lot differently than I was anticipating.
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When they switched the KS Turnpike/I-70 toll from pay in person to online my account got messed up somehow. I have two vehicles and they only have one vehicle on that account. When I log in to pay my bill it says I don't have any charges so I have to wait until I get the mailed statement and pay an extra $1.50 or something and I can't set up autopay because my account doesn't actually get charged.
I've tried to add my other vehicle to my account but it says that the license plate is associated with another account but there is no way to request that account info/password reset etc. Both vehicles are registered to me at the same address and I just don't want to spend 30 minutes on the phone with the KS Turnpike to get it all figured out.
:shakesfist:
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When they switched the KS Turnpike/I-70 toll from pay in person to online my account got messed up somehow. I have two vehicles and they only have one vehicle on that account. When I log in to pay my bill it says I don't have any charges so I have to wait until I get the mailed statement and pay an extra $1.50 or something and I can't set up autopay because my account doesn't actually get charged.
I've tried to add my other vehicle to my account but it says that the license plate is associated with another account but there is no way to request that account info/password reset etc. Both vehicles are registered to me at the same address and I just don't want to spend 30 minutes on the phone with the KS Turnpike to get it all figured out.
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Get Mrs8 your information, and she'll straighten that crap out in 15 mins. She is incredible at working the KDOt helpline.
Sorted out our multiple vehicles/same account conundrum lickety split.
Tom
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Have we discussed people who don't understand the most basic manners for school music concerts?
Sit still.
Be quiet.
Make the kids who are with you sit still and be quiet.
Do not get up and move around during a song unless you believe that you are having a medical emergency that would cause you to die in the next ten minutes.
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When they switched the KS Turnpike/I-70 toll from pay in person to online my account got messed up somehow. I have two vehicles and they only have one vehicle on that account. When I log in to pay my bill it says I don't have any charges so I have to wait until I get the mailed statement and pay an extra $1.50 or something and I can't set up autopay because my account doesn't actually get charged.
I've tried to add my other vehicle to my account but it says that the license plate is associated with another account but there is no way to request that account info/password reset etc. Both vehicles are registered to me at the same address and I just don't want to spend 30 minutes on the phone with the KS Turnpike to get it all figured out.
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The last time I called them for this issue the lady was extremely helpful and polite. You do sales calls, you will be fine.
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@Trim "farmstyle" is the new "artisan"
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farmstyle might just mean fatter
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Have we discussed people who don't understand the most basic manners for school music concerts?
Sit still.
Be quiet.
Make the kids who are with you sit still and be quiet.
Do not get up and move around during a song unless you believe that you are having a medical emergency that would cause you to die in the next ten minutes.
Don't get me started. It blows my mind the amount of adults incapable of being quiet and sitting still. It's a concert, not a football game.
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Have we discussed people who don't understand the most basic manners for school music concerts?
Sit still.
Be quiet.
Make the kids who are with you sit still and be quiet.
Do not get up and move around during a song unless you believe that you are having a medical emergency that would cause you to die in the next ten minutes.
Don't get me started. It blows my mind the amount of adults incapable of being quiet and sitting still. It's a concert, not a football game.
I mean, these kids have been preparing for the concert for months. Would you or your kid wander around under the basket while someone was shooting free throws with five seconds left in the game? Just totally uncivilized, horrible behavior.
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@Trim "farmstyle" is the new "artisan"
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or "clean eating"
I mean I was wandering around in the Smallville grocery store the other night thinking about the staggering variety of cheap, nourishing, unspoiled food we have available in 2025 compared to the horrible stuff that most humans throughout history have survived on. An unimaginable array of delights. (I know excessive highly processed food is bad, etc etc but I can eat watermelon in Kansas in the middle of the winter for crying out loud).
It makes me really happy to see more Tillamook cheese and ice cream here in KS. Absolutely delicious dairy products. Had some of their aged white cheddar a few days ago. Really superb.
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farmstyle might just mean fatter
it doesn't mean anything
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I feel like I know what I'm getting when I purchase a farm style sour dough loaf.
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Have we discussed people who don't understand the most basic manners for school music concerts?
Sit still.
Be quiet.
Make the kids who are with you sit still and be quiet.
Do not get up and move around during a song unless you believe that you are having a medical emergency that would cause you to die in the next ten minutes.
Don't get me started. It blows my mind the amount of adults incapable of being quiet and sitting still. It's a concert, not a football game.
I mean, these kids have been preparing for the concert for months. Would you or your kid wander around under the basket while someone was shooting free throws with five seconds left in the game? Just totally uncivilized, horrible behavior.
My mom and sister (or any teacher for that matter) could probably write an entire book on how shitty parents and their behavior has become. It's so stupid. I do also think (and this is not to make it the 'pit) covid is a big big driver of this. I think being stuck at home not having to be social has mumped up so many people. It's atrocious on airplanes for example.
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Yes. Many people are very anti-social. Regardless of what you think of organized religion, having an hour a week where you sit still and listen to someone else is very good for people. Many people aren't able to sit still for long enough to get bored.
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yeah one of the benefits of church is that even if you're not engaged or anything, it's like 1 free hour of meditation.
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On a similar note the farmers dog dogfood ads are a pet peeve of mine. They show these refrigerated packages of fresh whatever it is implying thats what a farmers dog eats because farmers obviously prepare their dogs some elaborate homemade meal every night.
The actual farmers dog is eating kibble and maybe some table scraps and has a 50/50 shot of an early death after getting into the rat poison or getting run over by a car/tractor.
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Yes. Many people are very anti-social. Regardless of what you think of organized religion, having an hour a week where you sit still and listen to someone else is very good for people. Many people aren't able to sit still for long enough to get bored.
That is pretty true. Being bored is, kinda a good thing, in doses
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On a similar note the farmers dog dogfood ads are a pet peeve of mine. They show these refrigerated packages of fresh whatever it is implying thats what a farmers dog eats because farmers obviously prepare their dogs some elaborate homemade meal every night.
The actual farmers dog is eating kibble and maybe some table scraps and has a 50/50 shot of an early death after getting into the rat poison or getting run over by a car/tractor.
Yeah. Farm dogs eat a diet of Old Roy and whatever carrion they find laying around.
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People that put down blankets to save seats at any event immediately makes me angry.
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On a similar note the farmers dog dogfood ads are a pet peeve of mine. They show these refrigerated packages of fresh whatever it is implying thats what a farmers dog eats because farmers obviously prepare their dogs some elaborate homemade meal every night.
The actual farmers dog is eating kibble and maybe some table scraps and has a 50/50 shot of an early death after getting into the rat poison or getting run over by a car/tractor.
Yeah. Farm dogs eat a diet of Old Roy and whatever carrion they find laying around.
Hunting dogs on the other hand....
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Hey grocery stores…what gives with this whole putting out extravagant Valentine’s Day arrangements a week and a half before Valentine’s Day? What am I supposed to do with that? Do you think I’m oscar Wayne? That I have a bat cave where I can keep this for the next 7-10 days? And these are flowers, are they still going to look as fresh and as vibrant as the love I feel for my special lady when I give them to her in a week or will they be wilted and barely clinging to life? Or am I a sadistic jerk who’s gunna bring home this glorious monument of my love and then be like “now hunnybuns, no enjoying this until 2/14! I don’t want to catch you sneaking a whiff of these roses! I’ll know if you do!!! I know EVERYTHING you do I’m always monitoring your every move, I love you so much I just don’t know what I would do if you ever betrayed me...!!!!👀🕵????”
Perhaps the larger point…valentines day is the day where we need to acknowledge that on this day it’s imperative to break from societal norms as it pertains to shopping. If you get your Christmas shopping done by Black Friday, you’re considered thoughtful, prepared, adequate as a provider and protector and sex-haver. Get your Valentine’s Day shopping done by February 12th and you are a literal psychopath.
WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME OH CRUEL GROCER?! Can’t you just do us all a favor and like, put out a 2D display with a photo of many a beautiful red and pink trinkets with big letters saying “STAY TUNED! COMING 2/13….!”
I completely understand why Valentine’s Day is the most panned of all holidays. It draws the ire of 3 distinct demographics of people…the incel non-havers, the ones who resent that we have this completely manufactured holiday dedicated to the wanton consumerism that is this late stage capitalistic hellscape we call “being alive and participating in society”, and then of course, the people who just hate logistical nightmares.
Amen.
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People that put down blankets to save seats at any event immediately makes me angry.
The SW people really get me. I can totally get saving a seat for someone that failed to check in on time, but there should be a penalty. You can't save a seat within the first 15 or so rows or something. Also, saving multiple seats and across the aisle is kicked off the plane territory.
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People that put down blankets to save seats at any event immediately makes me angry.
The SW people really get me. I can totally get saving a seat for someone that failed to check in on time, but there should be a penalty. You can't save a seat within the first 15 or so rows or something. Also, saving multiple seats and across the aisle is kicked off the plane territory.
I do not respect SW seat saver’s wishes. Those are not the rules of the game.
I just say “sorry” and give the frown smile.
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People that put down blankets to save seats at any event immediately makes me angry.
The SW people really get me. I can totally get saving a seat for someone that failed to check in on time, but there should be a penalty. You can't save a seat within the first 15 or so rows or something. Also, saving multiple seats and across the aisle is kicked off the plane territory.
I do not respect SW seat saver’s wishes. Those are not the rules of the game.
I just say “sorry” and give the frown smile.
Awful business model, but they ended that policy, correct?
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People that put down blankets to save seats at any event immediately makes me angry.
Old(er) folks who bring those folding chair back things to games and sit down right in front of you and obliterate the leg room that you were enjoying. That stupid thing requires a column of two seats in the bleachers to properly use.
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People that put down blankets to save seats at any event immediately makes me angry.
The SW people really get me. I can totally get saving a seat for someone that failed to check in on time, but there should be a penalty. You can't save a seat within the first 15 or so rows or something. Also, saving multiple seats and across the aisle is kicked off the plane territory.
I do not respect SW seat saver’s wishes. Those are not the rules of the game.
I just say “sorry” and give the frown smile.
Awful business model, but they ended that policy, correct?
People will still try to put stuff on the middle seat during boarding.
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Protip, be a fat wide shouldered guy and never get someone in the middle seat.
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People that put down blankets to save seats at any event immediately makes me angry.
The SW people really get me. I can totally get saving a seat for someone that failed to check in on time, but there should be a penalty. You can't save a seat within the first 15 or so rows or something. Also, saving multiple seats and across the aisle is kicked off the plane territory.
I do not respect SW seat saver’s wishes. Those are not the rules of the game.
I just say “sorry” and give the frown smile.
Same, when traveling for work and by myself, I ask them if that is their stuff and if they say yes, I kindly ask them to move it. More often than not they do and give you a pissy look, but I just sit down and put my headphones in. Had a lady a few flights ago sit in the middle seat on one side and crap in every seat on the other side. She was in like the 5th row doing this. Sorry mam, i'm taking that window. She was pissed.
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Do you think I’m oscar Wayne?
:D
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When a waiter or waitress says “if your service was good my name is *real name* if your service was bad my name is *fake name*.”
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When a waiter or waitress says “if your service was good my name is *real name* if your service was bad my name is *fake name*.”
I’ve never heard that but if I did I believe I would let out something north of chuckle but south of guffaw
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When they switched the KS Turnpike/I-70 toll from pay in person to online my account got messed up somehow. I have two vehicles and they only have one vehicle on that account. When I log in to pay my bill it says I don't have any charges so I have to wait until I get the mailed statement and pay an extra $1.50 or something and I can't set up autopay because my account doesn't actually get charged.
I've tried to add my other vehicle to my account but it says that the license plate is associated with another account but there is no way to request that account info/password reset etc. Both vehicles are registered to me at the same address and I just don't want to spend 30 minutes on the phone with the KS Turnpike to get it all figured out.
:shakesfist:
Finally got around to calling them and getting it sorted out. 10 minutes on hold but once I got someone on the line they got it fixed in like 5 minutes.
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When they switched the KS Turnpike/I-70 toll from pay in person to online my account got messed up somehow. I have two vehicles and they only have one vehicle on that account. When I log in to pay my bill it says I don't have any charges so I have to wait until I get the mailed statement and pay an extra $1.50 or something and I can't set up autopay because my account doesn't actually get charged.
I've tried to add my other vehicle to my account but it says that the license plate is associated with another account but there is no way to request that account info/password reset etc. Both vehicles are registered to me at the same address and I just don't want to spend 30 minutes on the phone with the KS Turnpike to get it all figured out.
:shakesfist:
Finally got around to calling them and getting it sorted out. 10 minutes on hold but once I got someone on the line they got it fixed in like 5 minutes.
Look at you. :Wha:
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When you get into a rental car and the bass is cranked up on the stereo
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closed caption/subtitles are getting too common
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closed caption/subtitles are getting too common
Disagree. I wish they had theater showings with them. If you go at 3:30pm, it has subtitles and if you go at 4pm, no subtitles, for example.
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Mattress commercials. Like, I get it that logically they need to not put sheets on the mattress during the commercial but seeing some lady meditating on her un-sheeted mattress is just ridiculous. I dunno about you guys, but where I come from, doing anything on a bare mattress was the best way to get a whippin' from your mama
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closed caption/subtitles are getting too common
Disagree. I wish they had theater showings with them. If you go at 3:30pm, it has subtitles and if you go at 4pm, no subtitles, for example.
Lots of theaters do this
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There was a period of my life where I rawdogged the mattress (laying on the floor) for probably over a year.
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closed caption/subtitles are getting too common
Disagree. I wish they had theater showings with them. If you go at 3:30pm, it has subtitles and if you go at 4pm, no subtitles, for example.
You should come over to my house. You'd love it. My kids are always leaving the cc on the tv. It's enraging. But you'd like it.
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There was a period of my life where I rawdogged the mattress (laying on the floor) for probably over a year.
I’ve done that too and honestly I’m not sure if there is any impact on performance. I suppose maybe the mattress is a bit better ventilated when on a frame but I’m not sure it makes an appreciable difference
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closed caption/subtitles are getting too common
Disagree. I wish they had theater showings with them. If you go at 3:30pm, it has subtitles and if you go at 4pm, no subtitles, for example.
Lots of theaters do this
Use CC all the time. I have the worst hearing in my family and things go better for everybody with cc
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My initial reaction to new Kansas license plates is they are Angkor Wat. I know it's not but I always think it and it peeves me
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closed caption/subtitles are getting too common
Disagree. I wish they had theater showings with them. If you go at 3:30pm, it has subtitles and if you go at 4pm, no subtitles, for example.
Lots of theaters do this
Use CC all the time. I have the worst hearing in my family and things go better for everybody with cc
I wonder if subtitles aren't partly to blame for all of the easter eggs in tv shows these days. I feel like I'm missing stuff without them. Maybe they were always there and I missed them before by not using subtitles.
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There was a period of my life where I rawdogged the mattress (laying on the floor) for probably over a year.
I’ve done that too and honestly I’m not sure if there is any impact on performance. I suppose maybe the mattress is a bit better ventilated when on a frame but I’m not sure it makes an appreciable difference
Body sweat and dead skin are the reasons to use sheets. Keeps the stank from the mattress. Wash your sheets, heathens.
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closed caption/subtitles are getting too common
Disagree. I wish they had theater showings with them. If you go at 3:30pm, it has subtitles and if you go at 4pm, no subtitles, for example.
You should come over to my house. You'd love it. My kids are always leaving the cc on the tv. It's enraging. But you'd like it.
I've been to your house, dum-dum. And I DID love it, even without watching TV to confirm your fam uses subtitles!
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Hot tub edge sitters.
If you're hot, GTFO of the hot tub completely and let others enjoy it.
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Hot tub edge sitters.
If you're hot, GTFO of the hot tub completely and let others enjoy it.
Where are you hanging out that there's a line for the hot tub?
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Hot tub edge sitters.
If you're hot, GTFO of the hot tub completely and let others enjoy it.
Where are you hanging out that there's a line for the hot tub?
Gulf cruise. Honeymoon trip.
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Hot tub edge sitters.
If you're hot, GTFO of the hot tub completely and let others enjoy it.
How dare you hate Bonnie McMurray
https://youtu.be/q2kZwQbgmVY?si=glOjai7D3n8vZbQc
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Hot tub edge sitters.
If you're hot, GTFO of the hot tub completely and let others enjoy it.
Where are you hanging out that there's a line for the hot tub?
Gulf cruise. Honeymoon trip.
Naice. Also it's your honeymoon, stop getting your pet peeved! (Always okay to carve out some time to gE.c)
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Picturing IPA sitting on a bench somewhere on a boat glaring at people not sitting in the hot tub and posting here made me LOL.
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closed caption/subtitles are getting too common
Disagree. I wish they had theater showings with them. If you go at 3:30pm, it has subtitles and if you go at 4pm, no subtitles, for example.
You should come over to my house. You'd love it. My kids are always leaving the cc on the tv. It's enraging. But you'd like it.
I've been to your house, dum-dum. And I DID love it, even without watching TV to confirm your fam uses subtitles!
You're welcome back anytime
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Picturing IPA sitting on a bench somewhere on a boat glaring at people not sitting in the hot tub and posting here made me LOL.
Pretty stinking accurate.
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When they switched the KS Turnpike/I-70 toll from pay in person to online my account got messed up somehow. I have two vehicles and they only have one vehicle on that account. When I log in to pay my bill it says I don't have any charges so I have to wait until I get the mailed statement and pay an extra $1.50 or something and I can't set up autopay because my account doesn't actually get charged.
I've tried to add my other vehicle to my account but it says that the license plate is associated with another account but there is no way to request that account info/password reset etc. Both vehicles are registered to me at the same address and I just don't want to spend 30 minutes on the phone with the KS Turnpike to get it all figured out.
:shakesfist:
Finally got around to calling them and getting it sorted out. 10 minutes on hold but once I got someone on the line they got it fixed in like 5 minutes.
Look at you. :Wha:
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Have we discussed people who don't understand the most basic manners for school music concerts?
Sit still.
Be quiet.
Make the kids who are with you sit still and be quiet.
Do not get up and move around during a song unless you believe that you are having a medical emergency that would cause you to die in the next ten minutes.
Happened again at my kid's choir concert last night. The students were performing this acapella version of "Stand By Me" and this kid was just howling away thru the quiet part of the song. If your child can't stay quiet, they need to stay home or stay outside the auditorium with you until they can be quiet.
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Not sure if this is the correct thread but can we relax with the salt distribution? Even after the snow melts the entire city is covered in an inch of salt. It gets on everything. Shoes, cars, you name it.
We are overusing salt for winter storms.
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it’s really bad for the environment too
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Have we discussed getting called “hun” by women who are less than 80yo, ITT?
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low key, I don’t think we have
^ peeve
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Have we discussed getting called “hun” by women who are less than 80yo, ITT?
How do we feel about the full "honey"? Because I swooned when our 60 year old waitress at a Tennessee diner called me that.
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Have we discussed getting called “hun” by women who are less than 80yo, ITT?
How do we feel about the full "honey"? Because I swooned when our 60 year old waitress at a Tennessee diner called me that.
I'm okay with this, esp if in TN and / or the context is a diner.
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Not sure if this is the correct thread but can we relax with the salt distribution? Even after the snow melts the entire city is covered in an inch of salt. It gets on everything. Shoes, cars, you name it.
We are overusing salt for winter storms.
Omg yes, it's awful. Way too much.