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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2725 on: October 13, 2023, 10:25:26 PM »
The trope where someone pulls the fire alarm and the sprinklers go off

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« Reply #2726 on: October 23, 2023, 04:44:09 PM »
People who in response to invitations ask "what time is it" (especially for shows and sporting events) when they could have spent the exact same time on a google search that would have revealed that information.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2727 on: October 23, 2023, 10:47:03 PM »
People who in response to invitations ask "what time is it" (especially for shows and sporting events) when they could have spent the exact same time on a google search that would have revealed that information.
I assume you mean written invitations but I am having fun imagining you demanding people to get their phones out of their pockets and Google it while they are standing right in front of you

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2728 on: October 23, 2023, 11:02:15 PM »
Hey friend, want to go see a movie with me on Friday?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2729 on: October 23, 2023, 11:02:57 PM »
Hey man thanks for the invite sounds fun, what time?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2730 on: October 23, 2023, 11:03:22 PM »
Jesus rough ridin' Google it you lazy bad person god I can't stand you people

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2731 on: October 23, 2023, 11:04:43 PM »
No joke. You need to work on your invitations instead of foisting the blame on others.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2732 on: October 24, 2023, 06:34:38 AM »
Lol

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« Reply #2733 on: October 24, 2023, 09:11:15 AM »
People who in response to invitations ask "what time is it" (especially for shows and sporting events) when they could have spent the exact same time on a google search that would have revealed that information.
I assume you mean written invitations but I am having fun imagining you demanding people to get their phones out of their pockets and Google it while they are standing right in front of you
This was in reaction to a group text where someone asked if folks wanted to get together for the Rangers/Astros game and someone else responded: when is the game?

Half the time someone asks me that question I literally have to Google the game time myself in order to respond. But I do anyway cause I’m a nice person and very good at online research.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2734 on: October 30, 2023, 08:40:22 AM »
i really prefer touchdowns being scored by the position that's supposed to score them, and to a lesser extent, yards. like rushing td's for runningbacks, receiving td's for receivers. otherwise they're stealing touchdowns from each other. and avery is going to really get under my skin by scoring a bazillion rushing touchdowns. :curse:

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2735 on: November 03, 2023, 03:34:45 PM »
have we discussed the unironic deployment of single-use hashtags?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2736 on: November 03, 2023, 04:37:14 PM »
have we discussed the unironic deployment of single-use hashtags?

Take it to the Daxterpieces thread.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2737 on: November 04, 2023, 09:29:16 PM »
When college stadiums turn the lights on and off after a TD or something. It doesn't look cool, it looks dumb

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2738 on: November 04, 2023, 10:16:48 PM »
Looks really dumb
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« Reply #2739 on: November 04, 2023, 10:29:38 PM »
We'll probably get them at some point. It will suck.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2740 on: November 05, 2023, 06:49:06 AM »
Reminds me of how I used to party when I was 8 or 10.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2741 on: November 05, 2023, 06:58:34 AM »
We'll probably get them at some point. It will suck.
when we do, it will be well after the fad has passed


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2742 on: November 05, 2023, 07:12:14 AM »
It's cool in the stadium. Just dumb on TV.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2743 on: November 08, 2023, 03:56:47 PM »
Tank tops on airplane passengers

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2744 on: November 08, 2023, 03:57:53 PM »
Tank tops on airplane passengers
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2745 on: November 08, 2023, 04:17:04 PM »
1. Their nasty pits are going to shoot stink rays at you when they reach up to get in the overhead bin

2. Their nasty naked upper arm skin is going to touch their seat mates

3. Their stinkpit hair may stick out the front and back of their creases and wick stink clouds into your airspace

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« Reply #2746 on: November 08, 2023, 04:19:05 PM »
4. If their exposed upper arms and shoulders display insufficient muscular development, you may feel sad for or possibly even disgusted by them

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2747 on: November 08, 2023, 04:33:54 PM »
Same with open toed shoes on planes
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2748 on: November 08, 2023, 09:54:58 PM »
Puni really going on a de-odor rant

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #2749 on: November 11, 2023, 03:06:02 PM »
When a ball carrier is stood up by a defender and another defender runs from behind to tackle and they get like 3 more yards