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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1100 on: June 21, 2018, 12:56:40 PM »
There are also no women in this office so the women's bathroom has kind of been unspokenly decided to be the pooping bathroom.

having one bathroom for defecating and one for urinating seems like a better way of using two bathrooms than having one multipurpose bathroom for each sex, even when both sexes are represented.

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« Reply #1101 on: June 21, 2018, 01:29:42 PM »
there are like 5 or 6 people using the printer on my floor and we probably refill the paper once or twice a day

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1102 on: June 21, 2018, 01:31:25 PM »
The only time I use a printer these days are for bonus and expense reports. Other than that, maybe some personal stuff. I don't even know what really needs to be printed anymore unless something needs signed off on.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1103 on: June 29, 2018, 10:45:00 AM »
I currently want to punch this person in the office that is the loudest bubble gum popper in the world. It is now a pet peeve that may haunt me the rest of my life.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1104 on: June 29, 2018, 10:49:05 AM »
Gum poppers
That's what started this thread, bud. It's the worst!

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1105 on: June 29, 2018, 11:05:44 AM »
I currently want to punch this person in the office that is the loudest bubble gum popper in the world. It is now a pet peeve that may haunt me the rest of my life.

Man that is unacceptable at work.  Just loudly ask them "Hey is that gum good? It sure sounds like it!!"

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1106 on: June 29, 2018, 11:44:48 AM »
or just say shut the eff up with the gum over there


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1107 on: July 17, 2018, 02:29:31 PM »
when people say "it is what it is"

the letter W - i could go on and on. it's the only letter that has three syllables. why is it called "double u", something that describes the shape? that's like calling the letter B "double D". and it looks like two v's, not two u's. dumbest letter ever.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1108 on: August 08, 2018, 10:19:57 AM »
Mrs wacky just expressed a pet peeve of hers that she's hidden inside for 6 years now. We were out having lunch on Saturday and when the waiter came back to check on us and how the food was I said: "It's a great! (while doing this)  :thumbsup:". Apparently I do this all the time when wait staff comes to check on us. I also tell them how great they are and apparently when I finish my plate real fast, I say this a lot when they ask how it was: "Just awful. Can't you tell?  ;)". Apparently being a server in the past has made me way over the top nice to the waiting staff and annoying.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1109 on: August 08, 2018, 10:41:24 AM »
you wink at people and talk in a cartoony italian accent?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1110 on: August 08, 2018, 10:56:43 AM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1111 on: August 08, 2018, 11:00:41 AM »
Siding w/ Mrs wackycat08 on this one. Would be super embarrassing to go to restaurants with a person who does that
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1112 on: August 08, 2018, 11:02:54 AM »
I don't even recognize I do it. I'm just a energetic guy and if i'm with some asshat that ignores the server when they ask a question, I feel I need to make up for it.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1113 on: August 08, 2018, 11:05:03 AM »
Siding w/ Mrs wackycat08 on this one. Would be super embarrassing to go to restaurants with a person who does that

when i read the beginning of wack's post i was getting ready to roll my eyes at mrs wackycat, WHAT A TWIST!

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« Reply #1114 on: August 08, 2018, 11:05:13 AM »
Your wife ignores the server? That's pretty gross too
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1115 on: August 08, 2018, 11:06:25 AM »
Siding w/ Mrs wackycat08 on this one. Would be super embarrassing to go to restaurants with a person who does that

when i read the beginning of wack's post i was getting ready to roll my eyes at mrs wackycat, WHAT A TWIST!

ME TOO, I was 100 percent wackycat08 in the first sentence.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1116 on: August 08, 2018, 11:08:59 AM »
Not really, but I like to hear "thank you's". It's more when i'm out with bigger groups or the in laws. My father in law can be a lot at times. He means well.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1117 on: August 08, 2018, 11:11:25 AM »
You guys should just really focus on the first sentence anyways. That's what I came here for. The rest is just self evaluation. You should see her impersonation of when I do it.  :frown: She makes it look like this.


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1118 on: August 08, 2018, 11:28:57 AM »
Mrs wacky just expressed a pet peeve of hers that she's hidden inside for 6 years now. We were out having lunch on Saturday and when the waiter came back to check on us and how the food was I said: "It's a great! (while doing this)  :thumbsup:". Apparently I do this all the time when wait staff comes to check on us. I also tell them how great they are and apparently when I finish my plate real fast, I say this a lot when they ask how it was: "Just awful. Can't you tell?  ;)". Apparently being a server in the past has made me way over the top nice to the waiting staff and annoying.

i do the EXACT same things, inherited it from my dad. i do it from muscle memory and don't even think about it. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1119 on: August 08, 2018, 12:32:30 PM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1120 on: August 23, 2018, 12:41:20 PM »
Why is it that it takes women like five minutes from the time they open the car until they actually put the car in gear and start moving.  I mean, I can open the door, get in the car, put my seatbelt on, start the car and be gone in like ten seconds.  Women get in, fuckass around until your next birthday, and then decide to move.  I guess the same applies when exiting the car.  I stop, put the car in park, shut it off, get the eff out and take off.  They seem to want to wait until the engine cools before exiting the vehicle.  Could someone shed some insight on this?  @Mrs. Gooch?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1121 on: August 23, 2018, 07:18:02 PM »
i think i injured my knee getting out of the car too quickly

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1122 on: August 23, 2018, 07:20:28 PM »
The skettied one?
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1123 on: August 23, 2018, 09:31:32 PM »
I guess you don't have to take any time to put your phone in your purse, check your lipstick in the mirror, and stash your sunglasses.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1124 on: August 23, 2018, 11:11:41 PM »
You guys should just really focus on the first sentence anyways. That's what I came here for. The rest is just self evaluation. You should see her impersonation of when I do it.  :frown: She makes it look like this.



WC08 do you use the bathroom before leaving the restaurant and come out of the bathroom shaking your hands dry and say "ready to rock and roll?"