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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #800 on: May 26, 2017, 08:33:11 PM »
Watching a movie and some jackass keeps jumping the punchline. [redacted] nearly ruined gotg2 for me.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #801 on: May 27, 2017, 05:23:17 PM »
It was a Boulie Kolsch or something like that.  A forgotten soldier abandoned by my SIL's husband in my fridge. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #802 on: May 27, 2017, 05:58:48 PM »
That's another pet peeve of mine:  when ppl leave booze at my house.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #803 on: May 27, 2017, 06:07:23 PM »
you're a weird cat, emo

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #804 on: May 27, 2017, 06:14:42 PM »
he ain't taking no rough ridin' commie handout 'bias

(btw, i'm on my way to party in lenexa, emo  :party:  )
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #805 on: May 27, 2017, 06:58:29 PM »
People who chew gum has probably already been mentioned itt, but, people who chew gum look and smell like idiots

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #806 on: May 27, 2017, 07:38:57 PM »
people who tell you to get off your phone and enjoy your company when they have obviously been staring at you long enough to make it impossible for them to enjoy their company.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #807 on: May 27, 2017, 07:49:12 PM »
Tobs here is my logic:

1)  Booze can't be wasted
2). Therefore I must drink

And I don't really enjoy drinking that much.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #808 on: May 27, 2017, 08:24:36 PM »
If you want to assault me leave wine coolers in my house.  I will drink them and hate you.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #809 on: May 28, 2017, 12:53:15 AM »
i've begun planning on a slow, elaborate icing of emo

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #810 on: May 28, 2017, 10:23:10 AM »
People who chew gum has probably already been mentioned itt, but, people who chew gum look and smell like idiots

Gum is awesome

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #811 on: May 31, 2017, 01:05:14 PM »
If you want to assault me leave wine coolers in my house.  I will drink them and hate you.

You are going to be extremely pissed when a full case of wine coolers shows up on your porch.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #812 on: May 31, 2017, 01:18:29 PM »
People who chew gum has probably already been mentioned itt, but, people who chew gum look and smell like idiots
My former coworker inspired the first post of this thread.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #813 on: May 31, 2017, 01:24:52 PM »
So over the weekend I ordered some seat covers for the second row of my whip since that's where the dog chills. Anyway I order them off a large auto accessory website and everything is cool. Yesterday and today I get a voice mail from them asking me to call them back for order confirmation. Wtf is this bullshit? I confirmed the order when I rough ridin' paid for it (which has already been taken out of my account), just send the motherfuckers
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #814 on: June 06, 2017, 10:12:38 AM »
well, do i have some good news for you me hermano

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #815 on: June 08, 2017, 12:11:37 PM »
Why would a person refer to himself (singular) as "we" in Facebook posts?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #816 on: June 08, 2017, 12:25:07 PM »
Why would a person refer to himself (singular) as "we" in Facebook posts?

not sure, me hermano



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #817 on: June 08, 2017, 12:27:01 PM »
Clams spelling it me instead of mi. Gerrr

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #818 on: June 08, 2017, 12:35:53 PM »
people speaking spanish in America, this is America by God!

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #819 on: June 09, 2017, 04:35:26 PM »
When it is Friday and your boss is gone, so you are going to leave a little early....and then right before you leave he calls and gives you a task to do.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #820 on: June 09, 2017, 04:45:07 PM »
is it IT-related?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #821 on: June 09, 2017, 10:14:31 PM »
The word "idyllic"

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #822 on: June 10, 2017, 09:30:44 AM »
When some freak manufactured the straw opening on your drink super tight and it breaks or punctures your straw and you are sucking air instead of iced americano

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #823 on: June 10, 2017, 11:29:15 AM »
When people drink iced americanos through a straw.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #824 on: June 10, 2017, 01:40:01 PM »
fb/ig posts that start with "not a bad..." then something like "way to start a long weekend" or "view" and it's always a picture of legs with a beach in the background or some such thing