Pet Peeves

[michigancat]

When a player (usually Nowell) takes a deep three and someone is like "uh does he know they aren't worth 4 when you take them that deep????"

[bucket]

When a player (usually Nowell) takes a deep three and someone is like "uh does he know they aren't worth 4 when you take them that deep????"

Do you scream in their face when the player makes it?

[MakeItRain]

"touch grass"

[nicname]

"touch grass"

I like it, because I need to hear/see it more often than I'd like to admit.

[TheHamburglar]

Mrs. Hamburg wraps the presents from Santa.

[schreds21]

Mrs. Hamburg wraps the presents from Santa.

Who's supposed to wrap them?

[michigancat]

Mrs. Hamburg wraps the presents from Santa.

Who's supposed to wrap them?

I don't know if this is what he's getting at but they could be unwrapped

[schreds21]

What kind of heathen grinch does not wrap presents from Santa?

[michigancat]

What kind of heathen grinch does not wrap presents from Santa?

My parents didn't.

No need to hide what's behind the paper because they don't go under the tree until everyone's asleep on Christmas Eve!

[mocat]

"this video is the best thing you'll see today" and it's like a cat licking a dog or some BS

[schreds21]

What kind of heathen grinch does not wrap presents from Santa?

My parents didn't.

No need to hide what's behind the paper because they don't go under the tree until everyone's asleep on Christmas Eve!

So you never knew the joy of tearing open a Christmas gift from Santa.  Praying that it was the Optimus Prime transformer you had been writing to him about since June and fearing thar it would just be a pair of rubber mud boots.  I weep for your childhood.

[michigancat]

What kind of heathen grinch does not wrap presents from Santa?

My parents didn't.

No need to hide what's behind the paper because they don't go under the tree until everyone's asleep on Christmas Eve!

So you never knew the joy of tearing open a Christmas gift from Santa.  Praying that it was the Optimus Prime transformer you had been writing to him about since June and fearing thar it would just be a pair of rubber mud boots.  I weep for your childhood.

Gifts from parents were wrapped! It doesn't have to make sense! You're a kid getting toys who gives a crap!

[star seed 7]

Yeah, Santa crap was just sitting under/in the stocking.

[DreamWeaver69]

My wife wrapped all the presents yesterday, because we had the day off. Lil man saw them this morning and thinks Santa came early.  amature parenting going on over here in Lenexa.

[mocat]

i think mich undersold the distinction between presents from parents and presents from santa.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

billion dollar grift idea right here anyone who wants to go in on this with me we can split 50/50:

come out with official north pole wrapping paper. Every year a unique design with a seal of authenticity that indicates the item contained herein was wrapped by elves at the north pole. we spread the word around to all the kids, and just like how kids just know to blow on the nintendo game they will all just hive mind spread the word of the official north pole wrapping paper.

Then obviously we charge an ourtageous amount of money for this wrapping paper. got those poor parents by the short and curlys. bwahahahhahaha

[Spracne]

A couple commercials lately are grinding my gears.

1.) The Lume lady talking about and demonstrating with her hands how to apply it to your cooch and bhole so that you don't stank down there.

2.) The Pepto Bismol dance.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

also idk if i've said it before but i'll say it again: when people back in (or pull through) into parking spaces that have 1-way aisles. Not only because we all know they aren't going to make the 135 degree turn when they leave b/c they will just drive the wrong way down the aisle, but also because it creates confusion for people who aren't necessarily great and comprehending if an aisle is indeed 1 way and if so which way (i admit i make that brain fart from time to time unless their is a big arrow indicating the flow of traffic) and so then more people go the wrong way down the 1 way aisle b/c they see how people are (stupidly) parked.

[pissclams]

any comments about “the bag”

[DaBigTrain]

any comments about “the bag”

Like santas bag or getting that bag(like being a straight baller who is getting that money)?

[Katpappy]

A couple commercials lately are grinding my gears.

1.) The Lume lady talking about and demonstrating with her hands how to apply it to your cooch and bhole so that you don't stank down there. 

2.) The Pepto Bismol dance. 

Improved your post.  YW!

[WillieWatanabe]

Husband & Wife influencer/comedy insta/fbook pages. I don't care if your husband is Italian and you're about to "surprise" him with Kraft Mac & Cheese and film his reaction. Or if you flash your husband while he's on a zoom call. No one gives a crap. gmafb

[pissclams]

that’s also a pet peeve of mine

[pissclams]

i’ve had enough of all of the “hacks” people post on social media networks

[cfbandyman]

Since it's happening right now my goddamn neighbor across the street. He and his family (just 4 people 3 of driving age) own a grand total of 6 vehicles, 3 of which are under some sort of constant state of disrepair, and no garage for a single one of them. Two of them sound like they should have been sent to the junk yard years ago. And he's nursing the one he drives the least back to life, and just that low ass rumble is booming into my living room for the last hour, not minutes, hour.

Dude, give up, it's crap. You already have a fairly nice CUV, get rid of that expedition man. I'd love for you to get rid of that shitty F150 as well but I get having a truck is useful. But the expedition has to go.