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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #450 on: November 03, 2015, 08:26:42 PM »
What kind of freak swallows ice whole

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #451 on: November 03, 2015, 08:28:10 PM »
Related

When you are getting some bacon cheeseburgers at the drive thru and you order a large water and they give you a mini cup of water
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #452 on: November 03, 2015, 08:29:13 PM »
People who enjoy running
I really enjoy running...and this makes it even better. ????

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Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #454 on: November 04, 2015, 08:58:17 AM »
Why do people chew ice? So stupid.

Is it Sonic ice? It has a nice crunch (but not break your teeth crunch) feeling when you chew it.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #455 on: November 04, 2015, 11:28:33 AM »
I chew ice because my gotdamned yeti tumbler is too good at its job.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #456 on: November 05, 2015, 10:24:19 AM »
I chew ice because my gotdamned yeti tumbler is too good at its job.
This should be in the White Midwesterny Things thread.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #457 on: November 05, 2015, 11:08:05 AM »
Coffee at a convenience store that is too dang hot to drink for an hour.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #458 on: November 05, 2015, 12:42:14 PM »
Coffee at a convenience store that is too dang hot to drink for an hour.
Put some unchewed ice in it

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #459 on: November 05, 2015, 02:26:40 PM »
chewing ice is great.  it's actually the highest value use for ice.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #460 on: November 05, 2015, 02:38:34 PM »
People who say badmitten instead of bad-min-ton

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #461 on: November 05, 2015, 02:41:58 PM »
Misidentification of wildlife.

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« Reply #462 on: November 06, 2015, 05:17:11 PM »
Misidentification of wildlife.
Especially mashed critters on the road. Possum?  Racoon?  Squirrel?  Badger?  Rover?  Neighbor?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #463 on: November 06, 2015, 05:53:42 PM »
People who say badmitten instead of bad-min-ton

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #464 on: November 09, 2015, 02:03:48 PM »
I am about to murder this person who is making lip smacking sounds behind me.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #465 on: November 09, 2015, 02:12:39 PM »
I am about to murder this person who is making lip smacking sounds behind me.

you should.  get a recording and you'll walk out of any courtroom in the country.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #466 on: November 09, 2015, 02:29:23 PM »

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #467 on: November 09, 2015, 02:53:57 PM »
Apparently I'm a smacker.  Never knew it until I was married.  Kid is a smacker, too.  Genetic, apparently.  So basically if you're against smacking you're intolerant, and I'm offended and outraged.  I didn't choose to smack!

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« Reply #468 on: November 09, 2015, 03:04:43 PM »
Apparently I'm a smacker.  Never knew it until I was married.  Kid is a smacker, too.  Genetic, apparently.  So basically if you're against smacking you're intolerant, and I'm offended and outraged.  I didn't choose to smack!

Did you choose to stand right behind me making that noise when it isn't even lunch time???

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #469 on: November 09, 2015, 03:05:52 PM »
Take this crap to the shame thread, emo! You rough ridin', monster!  :shakesfist:

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #470 on: November 09, 2015, 03:40:14 PM »
either mrs. gooch's offender or emo is in my office now.  i'd kill him, but he looks exactly like one of my coworkers and the image throws me a little.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #471 on: November 09, 2015, 04:34:18 PM »
#smacklivesmatter

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #472 on: November 10, 2015, 07:41:34 AM »
I noticed the other day when i was explaining something, that i smacked between every few sentences to punctuate what i'd just said.  I never smack when i eat and don't know why i was doing it then.  It was scary.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #473 on: November 10, 2015, 08:33:32 AM »
good god, emo. you are an awful poster.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #474 on: November 10, 2015, 08:43:12 AM »
One of my pet peeves is when someone's username is so long that it overlaps with the thread title on their post.