Pet Peeves

[star seed 7]

Duh

[Stupid Fitz]

My lab was like that. I would just make her poop before we started so it was only once away from home.

So your yard is loaded with stink mines? 

I'm more curious how to "make" a dog poop.

[star seed 7]

You point at the ground and say "go poop" then they circle around for a minute and poop.

This and "go pee" are essential commands, you definitely aren't dogging right.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

My dog will pee on command but poops wherever he pleases. I'm not a dog behavior expert but I'm pretty sure he is obsessed with pooping where the scent will reach other dogs. He sneaks into middle of street where the poop will be most elevated or stops in front of houses that have dogs (especially dogs that bark loudly) to make his deposit.  It is like a religious obsession for him.

[Spracne]

Doggie SF normally poops twice on our walk. Always has, no idea why she can't just get it done the first time. This is a mild annoyance in the spring, summer, and fall. It is def peeve territory in the winter. Having to take my gloves off twice and spend extra time in the freezing ass cold is the worst.

Truly a pet peeve.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"

[catastrophe]

When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"

I have never heard of this. Is it a midwestern thing?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"

I have never heard of this. Is it a midwestern thing?

I suppose now that I think about it, the people I hear say it are always those really nervous travelers that like, have 3 copies of their boarding pass printed out and get to the airport no less than 3 hours before their flight and act like they are going to miss their flight until they are at the gate.

And that person I just described is a Midwesterner like 999 times out of1000

[mocat]

I've never heard that before

[IPA4Me]

Fog lights

Those things are a menace for those of us with gray hair.

Also, drivers that are too stupid to adjust their headlamps. At 25', they should not shine above the centerline of the lamp.

Stop blinding us old geezers and fix your damn alignment.

[michigancat]

Fog lights

Those things are a menace for those of us with gray hair.

Also, drivers that are too stupid to adjust their headlamps. At 25', they should not shine above the centerline of the lamp.

Stop blinding us old geezers and fix your damn alignment.

Lol I bet fewer than 1% of the population knows how to align their car's headlights

[michigancat]

When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"

I have never heard of this. Is it a midwestern thing?

I suppose now that I think about it, the people I hear say it are always those really nervous travelers that like, have 3 copies of their boarding pass printed out and get to the airport no less than 3 hours before their flight and act like they are going to miss their flight until they are at the gate.

And that person I just described is a Midwesterner like 999 times out of1000

I'm a bit peeved that you don't have a little sympathy for your nervous Midwestern compatriots

[michigancat]

Writing thing, but painting yourself into a corner in which you have to say "that that." I normally despise thats. Two in a row really peeves me.

I recently did this with "had had". I think I ended up just using one though

[BIG APPLE CAT]

When people are getting up to go board a plane and someone says "good luck"

I have never heard of this. Is it a midwestern thing?

I suppose now that I think about it, the people I hear say it are always those really nervous travelers that like, have 3 copies of their boarding pass printed out and get to the airport no less than 3 hours before their flight and act like they are going to miss their flight until they are at the gate.

And that person I just described is a Midwesterner like 999 times out of1000

I'm a bit peeved that you don't have a little sympathy for your nervous Midwestern compatriots

When i was flying home from visiting the fam the guy sitting behind me was a total nervous ned and he was very loudly giving a play by play of all the reasons he was pretty sure our plane was effed and there was no way we were going to be taking off b/c some weird sound the engines were making or the cockpit door still wasn't closed or a myriad of other things and i just found him to be an annoying little beta but my wife was listening to him and starting to get anxious and if my daughter was old enough to understand what he was saying then she probably would have gotten nervous too, at which point i would have had to turn around and say "hey can you keep your total loser thoughts to yourself? you're making everyone extremely uncomfortable and nobody wants to hear it"

FTR the flight took off and landed on time, and if there were any problems with the engines or systems or whatever then they did a really good job of hiding it or fixing it.

[Cartierfor3]

for every ten likes i will make this stupid AI picture dumber

[IPA4Me]

Fog lights

Those things are a menace for those of us with gray hair.

Also, drivers that are too stupid to adjust their headlamps. At 25', they should not shine above the centerline of the lamp.

Stop blinding us old geezers and fix your damn alignment.

Lol I bet fewer than 1% of the population knows how to align their car's headlights

If any gE'rs need to learn the simple adjustment of your headlamps, please slide into the DM. I'll be happy to help you.

[catastrophe]

Sir, it is my right as an American citizen to NGAF about such nonsense.

[IPA4Me]

Sir, it is my right as an American citizen to NGAF about such nonsense.

I have some LED bright lights for you, whippersnapper.

[yoga-like_abana]

As a younger person I’ve definitely high beamed those assholes with led headlights only to have them hit the sunbeam mode..


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[BIG APPLE CAT]

A couple commercials lately are grinding my gears.

1.) The Lume lady talking about and demonstrating with her hands how to apply it to your cooch and bhole so that you don't stank down there.

2.) The Pepto Bismol dance.

Did you see they just rolled out Lume for men? It's called like Macho or something idk. Same lady doing the commercials tho

[puniraptor]

Power recliners. Did I say that already?

[Stupid Fitz]

When my kids are on a long break from school and on the obvious day they should be going back they do rough ridin' teacher in service days to extend the vacation even rough ridin' longer and my kids are still in the goddamn house!!!!!!!

[Sandstone Outcropping]

The current jingle Target is using for its ads is driving my insane. I'm going to grind my eardrums out with a screwdriver if it comes on again.

[WillieWatanabe]

When my kids are on a long break from school and on the obvious day they should be going back they do rough ridin' teacher in service days to extend the vacation even rough ridin' longer and my kids are still in the goddamn house!!!!!!!

if daycare has a scheduled monday they are closed, it is almost guaranteed one kid will get sick on Friday to prolong the weekend

[passranch]

The current jingle Target is using for its ads is driving my insane. I'm going to grind my eardrums out with a screwdriver if it comes on again.

You mean this bangin' cover of the Faith Evans bop from the 90's "Love Like This"?  I agree it slaps!