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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #200 on: May 02, 2014, 02:14:01 PM »
hemmy, you would rather hurt everyone's feelings than admit to being a doofus for not using the UNREAD button?

I'm kind of curious what topics earn his laser focus. He should start a master thread IMO.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #201 on: May 02, 2014, 02:23:23 PM »
hemmy, you would rather hurt everyone's feelings than admit to being a doofus for not using the UNREAD button?

I'm kind of curious what topics earn his laser focus. He should start a master thread IMO.

It's probably just a bunch of stupid crap

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #202 on: May 02, 2014, 02:24:04 PM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #203 on: July 17, 2014, 09:55:50 AM »
Posting Instagram photos that turn out just to be blocks of text.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #204 on: July 17, 2014, 10:22:34 AM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #205 on: July 17, 2014, 04:05:55 PM »
I'm over people saying "'merica" as a joke. It's really condescending, at least out here.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #206 on: July 17, 2014, 04:07:06 PM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #207 on: July 17, 2014, 04:43:26 PM »
I'm over people saying "'merica" as a joke. It's really condescending, at least out here.

The 'necks have pretty much taken ownership of it here. I think it's lost whatever meaning it may have had, satirical or condescending.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #208 on: July 17, 2014, 06:59:05 PM »
I'm over people saying "'merica" as a joke. It's really condescending, at least out here.

The 'necks have pretty much taken ownership of it here. I think it's lost whatever meaning it may have had, satirical or condescending.

Yeah, my super conservative red neck uncle started saying it satirically on the 4th of July.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #209 on: July 20, 2014, 02:33:20 PM »
When you're driving in parking lot and some walking to their car blocks the lane.  They're on the right side of the lane, their car is 10 cars away on the left side of the lane, and they're walking incredibly slow diagonal across the lane while digging in their purse for their keys.   :curse:
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #210 on: July 21, 2014, 09:04:29 AM »
When someone brings and overly aggressive dog to the dog park, and he attacks your dog twice, and you're all like "dude, c'mon!" and he's like "I can't control him" and you say "don't bring him then."   :comehere:

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #211 on: July 21, 2014, 09:05:54 AM »
When someone uses the word "and" instead of "an".

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #212 on: July 21, 2014, 09:14:08 AM »
Obvi typo.  Also grammar nazis.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #213 on: July 21, 2014, 09:15:03 AM »
Obvi typo.  Also grammar nazis.

I see it all the time.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #214 on: July 21, 2014, 09:26:22 AM »
When someone brings and overly aggressive dog to the dog park, and he attacks your dog twice, and you're all like "dude, c'mon!" and he's like "I can't control him" and you say "don't bring him then."   :comehere:

Not a peeve.  People who can't control their dogs, yet bring them out in public, should be flogged.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #215 on: July 21, 2014, 09:32:13 AM »
When someone brings and overly aggressive dog to the dog park, and he attacks your dog twice, and you're all like "dude, c'mon!" and he's like "I can't control him" and you say "don't bring him then."   :comehere:

Not a peeve.  People who can't control their dogs, yet bring them out in public, should be flogged.

Poor guy had three kids under the age of 5, too.  He's obviously the victim in this scenario.  He was so angry he just turned and stamped away.  He had lost control of his life and I was the first one to point it out to him.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #216 on: July 21, 2014, 01:59:22 PM »
No less than three times in the last month, when going to a sandwich and/or burger joint, I've specifically said, "No mayo."

And each time I got mayo.

I'm not being mean or jerky when I say it.  I don't want mayo.  :don'tcare:

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #217 on: July 21, 2014, 03:33:17 PM »
I have had a left eye twitch for the past two days.  It won't stop.  It keeps on twitching.  Every twitch brings me closer to permanently being Left Eye from TLC.  Don't go chasing waterfalls.

Sidenote: I get super annoyed with people that mess up song lyrics to the point of absolute destruction.  Chick I dated thought "don't go chasing waterfalls" was don't go Jason Waterfalls.  Dumped her.  Another girlfriend thought "I Believe in Miracles" by Hot Chocolate was really "I believe in Malcolm" and the song was centered around Malcolm X.  She thought "you sexy thing" was tied to his unique stance on segregation.  Dated her till she gave a handy to my brother.  Him and I are hand Eskimo brothers for life.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #218 on: July 21, 2014, 03:35:48 PM »
what was your ex-girlfriend's stance on the Ozarks?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #219 on: July 21, 2014, 03:38:18 PM »
what was your ex-girlfriend's stance on the Ozarks?

She stuck to the rivers and the lakes that she was used to.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #220 on: July 21, 2014, 03:39:46 PM »
should have specified malcolm ex-girlfriend

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #221 on: July 21, 2014, 03:50:04 PM »
should have specified malcolm ex-girlfriend

Malcolm Ex-girlfriend was a big fan of Aquapalooza, hand jobs, Lambert's Cafe and AIDS.  She wasn't a fan of HIV however (not sure why, HIV seems pretty positive to me).   
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Re: Pet Peeves
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #223 on: July 21, 2014, 03:52:10 PM »
what was your ex-girlfriend's stance on the Ozarks?

She stuck to the rivers and the lakes that she was used to.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #224 on: July 21, 2014, 04:53:03 PM »
No less than three times in the last month, when going to a sandwich and/or burger joint, I've specifically said, "No mayo."

And each time I got mayo.

I'm not being mean or jerky when I say it.  I don't want mayo.  :don'tcare:

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