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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: chum1 on December 20, 2011, 06:12:44 PM
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category: weird
there's a fortyish german dude who lives across the street from me. he has a wife. i know this because i see her one or twice a year. i also see her car leave their garage every couple weeks and i suspect she's driving it. the rest of the time, she's inside the house. thus, she is inside the house almost all of the time. the german dude also has a mother-in-law who i've met. she arrives every friday morning and departs every monday morning. but let's focus on the star of the show. the german dude, like his wife, definitely does not have a job outside of the house because he's almost always home. we wave at each other intermittently. i've never really met him, but i was around him once when i was trying to help a neighbor girl find her mom. i told him what was going on, he said hello to the five year-old girl, and at that point i could tell that the conversation was over. anyway, he has two german shepherds and a bizarre ritual. every morning, he walks out to his suv, opens up the back, walks back to the garage, gets out a ramp for the dogs, places it on the back of the suv, goes back to the garage, does some crap, comes back out with the dogs (unleashed), leads the dogs up the ramp one at a time, takes down the ramp, does some more crap, and, well, i'll just stop there. i'm leaving out lots of little, meticulous details, but this whole process takes about twenty minutes and he does it every day. in exactly the same way. every day. so, then he drives off with the dogs, comes home after half an hour or so, and does the entire process again in reverse. i mean, is it just me or is this kinda peculiar?
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I would follow him.
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The dogs must be really old or something. German Shepards can jump, right?
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I would follow him.
Ya, but to make this fun, he should totally make it be obvious. Be out there in your drive way in the waiting for the German to take off, then ride his ass...
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'member in Groundhogs Day when Bill Murray's character got everyone's routine down so well that he could save lives and take those bags of money and things like that?
I think there is a lot of potential here Mr. Chum1
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Category: Horrific
Bout 2 years ago, my completely drugged up (meds, not narcotics) neighbor decided it would be a good idea for her to mow the lawn, even though she can barely walk after a dozen or so spinal fusions. Anyways, I'm on my back deck grilling exotic meats and I hear a blood curdling scream from the front yard. This hooker decided to put her hand under the mower to clean out a lot of wet grass, aaaaaaaand there goes 3 of her fingers. Except I only realized her fingers are gone when I had to help remove her yard work gloves and they remained in the glove. I ruined several nice towels of mine sopping up blood waiting for the paramedics. Pretty much ruined my life. Go cats.
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People next to us always play the drums. Drives me nuts.
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i think german shepherds often have bad backs or hips or something. that's probably your answer right there, chum1.
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My neighbors drive a Chevy HHR. The only good that comes from this is I will never have to worry about my property taxes going up so long as it keeps running.
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category: friendly/weird
My rear neighbors are a friendly retired couple of about 75 years of age that garden around our house as well as their own. We now have annual flowers along two sides of our house.
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My neighbor put up a sign in his front yard for two days made up of a shoddy piece of cardboard and a broom stick that said "this house is not for sale" I think he has alzheimers though, must be rough.
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My neighbor put up a sign in his front yard for two days made up of a shoddy piece of cardboard and a broom stick that said "this house is not for sale" I think he has alzheimers though, must be rough.
Go over every day and offer to buy his house until he puts the sign back up.
Take pictures and post them here.
Do this every day until puts the sign back up.
Every time he takes the sign down, immediately go over there and offer to buy his house.
Repeat the process when he takes it down.
????????????
Profit.
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category: shitty
My former neighbors used to let their dog out into the front yard to take a dump even though they had a fenced back yard. Of course it was always in my yard, not theirs. I let it go for awhile over the winter because it I didn't have to mow and I was never outside anyway. Finally I scooped it all up into a grocery bag and dropped it over the fence into their back yard. Never had a problem again.
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My neighbor put up a sign in his front yard for two days made up of a shoddy piece of cardboard and a broom stick that said "this house is not for sale" I think he has alzheimers though, must be rough.
Maybe that's Mangino's house and he is announcing that he is removing his house from the market in case anybody is thinking about buying it.
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Neighbor at my old house, proponent of some amazing narcotics apparently, called the police claiming there were monkeys in the trees spitting at him and giving him the finger. When the cops showed up, he was preparing to fend off the monkeys with a bow and arrow.
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A neighbor of mine has a neighbor that undresses in full view of his backyard pretty much every night
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Neighbor at my old house, proponent of some amazing narcotics apparently, called the police claiming there were monkeys in the trees spitting at him and giving him the finger. When the cops showed up, he was preparing to fend off the monkeys with a bow and arrow.
Holy crap we were neighbors? Where did you go? :excited:
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Category: Horrific
Bout 2 years ago, my completely drugged up (meds, not narcotics) neighbor decided it would be a good idea for her to mow the lawn, even though she can barely walk after a dozen or so spinal fusions. Anyways, I'm on my back deck grilling exotic meats and I hear a blood curdling scream from the front yard. This hooker decided to put her hand under the mower to clean out a lot of wet grass, aaaaaaaand there goes 3 of her fingers. Except I only realized her fingers are gone when I had to help remove her yard work gloves and they remained in the glove. I ruined several nice towels of mine sopping up blood waiting for the paramedics. Pretty much ruined my life. Go cats.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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category: nice
Once I started mowing my yard pretty late in the evening and I probably wasn't going to finish before dark but my neighbor rode over on his lawn mower and helped me finish double fast before the sun went down. :D
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CHECK THAT GERMAN DUDE'S BASEMENT IMMEDIATELY
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Category: Horrific
Bout 2 years ago, my completely drugged up (meds, not narcotics) neighbor decided it would be a good idea for her to mow the lawn, even though she can barely walk after a dozen or so spinal fusions. Anyways, I'm on my back deck grilling exotic meats and I hear a blood curdling scream from the front yard. This hooker decided to put her hand under the mower to clean out a lot of wet grass, aaaaaaaand there goes 3 of her fingers. Except I only realized her fingers are gone when I had to help remove her yard work gloves and they remained in the glove. I ruined several nice towels of mine sopping up blood waiting for the paramedics. Pretty much ruined my life. Go cats.
My dad has done this, I was about 8 or so and the riding mower kept getting clocked and he hopped off (before the battery was cut off by getting of the seat) and stuck his hand under to unclog it, lost the tip of his shazbot! you finger.
Anyways back to weird neighbors, we have a blue heeler and the neighbor behind us got tired of getting barked at when he would stand in his yard and threaten the dog with an ax so he poured his urine along the fence line to "mark his territory". Needless to say the dark pissed there and marked her territory and still barks at him. We later found out he spent 12 years is jail for killing a guy in a bar fight.
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Really :ohno: because my hometown neighbor posts here because we are bad neigbors :ohno:
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Category: best neighbors in the world! Ever!
I lived next to these old people growing up. When I'd get home from school before my folks got home I would go to their house for a while. The old lady would usually fix me a snack and the old man would get me a Shasta Root Beer; He would drink cream soda. Anyway, after my snack and Shasta I'd usually lay down on the floor and watch about the first 10 minutes of Leave it To Beaver reruns and then fall asleep. The old lady would cover me up with one of those afghan blankets that she knitted all of the time. The old man and old lady were also my grandparents.
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Rusty has the best neighbor.
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category: creepy/social anxiety
neighbors to the north of us are a couple with a baby. we only know about the baby because boxes that baby furniture comes in began showing up next to their garbage. they have lived in their house for about 4 years. I have seen the wife maybe 3 times (could be dead for the last year or so though as it's been awhile). the husband will walk by me to get his mail or something and I will say "Hi Nathan" (I learned his name from the gardening neighbors) and he will keep walking while stairing at the ground and not say anything back. the retired gardening neighbor (Bob) told me he thinks there is something up but wouldn't go on record as to what he thinks it is. it's like Bob doesn't want to say the words "serial killer" out loud but wants me to think it.
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category: creepy
The family across the street is Afghani. There are two sons and maybe two daughters (tough to tell for sure; always in hijabs). There is also potentially grandmother. Also, one of the sons is married and the wife lives there also. They have about 6 cars, but none of them in the two-car garage b/c it is apparently full of the medical equipment the father sells. Anyway, the oldest son (Ahmad) immediately introduced himself when I moved in and started borrowing my crap. Then, he started sending texts in the evening. Stuff like "Hey, you left your garage door open." Seemed weird but ok at first. Then I bumped into him one morning on the sidewalk and he was all "oh, didn't expect to see you so early this morning. Seemed like you had a late night. Your TV was on until 4 am."
Bought more curtains that afternoon.
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category: wake your ass up at 2:00 AM
Had a neighbor that would drive home drunk every now and then, and would park his car in his yard. He'd make it about halfway out of his olds 88 and pass out with his radio blaring and car still running. He'd still be there in the morning.
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category: "DIYers"
Neighbor couldn't get a window A/C unit out of a window (not sure how/why). He tied a chain around it and pulled it out with his truck, then boarded up the hole that it left.
He also dumped a huge pile of sand in his front yard, not sure what for but it sat there for over a year, and got nasty.
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So I live in an area of Overland Park that is rumored to have a thriving swinger community. I've heard they mark their houses with a large white rock in the front yard, but I've also heard they use gazing balls.
Anyway, shortly after learning about this, I notice my next door neighbors have this big white rock and a purple gazing ball in their front landscaping. I've only talked to the wife twice, and I don't know the guy very well, but he's always outdoors working on his lawn (he's that prick who has the best the lawn on the block, but he's also pretty nice). So I go up and talk to him about his lawn for a while, and then I decide to just ask him point blank. Hey, I noticed you have this big whtie rock and that gazing ball. Might seem like a weird question, but are you a swinger? He kind of looked at me funny and said no. But the next day, the gazing ball is gone from the front yard. He still lets me borrow tools and stuff, though.
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So I live in an area of Overland Park that is rumored to have a thriving swinger community. I've heard they mark their houses with a large white rock in the front yard, but I've also heard they use gazing balls.
Anyway, shortly after learning about this, I notice my next door neighbors have this big white rock and a purple gazing ball in their front landscaping. I've only talked to the wife twice, and I don't know the guy very well, but he's always outdoors working on his lawn (he's that prick who has the best the lawn on the block, but he's also pretty nice). So I go up and talk to him about his lawn for a while, and then I decide to just ask him point blank. Hey, I noticed you have this big whtie rock and that gazing ball. Might seem like a weird question, but are you a swinger? He kind of looked at me funny and said no. But the next day, the gazing ball is gone from the front yard. He still lets me borrow tools and stuff, though.
Prob need to ask your wife about this. I mean, swingers aren't supposed to let feelings get in the way.
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Category: Racist
Neighbors to the west of us are black. All of our other neighbors are incredibly racist and hate them. Last year around late Novemer the starter went out in their son's car (he doesn't live there, has his own family and lives somewhere else in town). So the car sat out in front of their house all winter until he could get around to getting it fixed (he had another car so no biggie). Lady accross the street from us wanted to report them to the city for having a broken down car out in front of the house for so long...our conversation went something like this:
Her: I called the city on them, that car has been there forever.
Me: Ya, I think the starter went out or something. I think he was waiting for the weather to warm up so he could fix it.
Her: Oh, i just assumed he was in prison.
Me: :horrorsurprise:
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Category: Racist
Neighbors to the west of us are black. All of our other neighbors are incredibly racist and hate them. Last year around late Novemer the starter went out in their son's car (he doesn't live there, has his own family and lives somewhere else in town). So the car sat out in front of their house all winter until he could get around to getting it fixed (he had another car so no biggie). Lady accross the street from us wanted to report them to the city for having a broken down car out in front of the house for so long...our conversation went something like this:
Her: I called the city on them, that car has been there forever.
Me: Ya, I think the starter went out or something. I think he was waiting for the weather to warm up so he could fix it.
Her: Oh, i just assumed he was in prison.
Me: :horrorsurprise:
Tie btwn you and Saul for worst place to live at this point in the thread.
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Neighbor at my old house, proponent of some amazing narcotics apparently, called the police claiming there were monkeys in the trees spitting at him and giving him the finger. When the cops showed up, he was preparing to fend off the monkeys with a bow and arrow.
Holy crap we were neighbors? Where did you go? :excited:
The monkeys could've spit and hit Overland Park City Hall from where we were at the time. Good thing there's a police station, fire station, etc. lots of first responders over there in case the monkeys took over.
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So I live in an area of Overland Park that is rumored to have a thriving swinger community. I've heard they mark their houses with a large white rock in the front yard, but I've also heard they use gazing balls.
Anyway, shortly after learning about this, I notice my next door neighbors have this big white rock and a purple gazing ball in their front landscaping. I've only talked to the wife twice, and I don't know the guy very well, but he's always outdoors working on his lawn (he's that prick who has the best the lawn on the block, but he's also pretty nice). So I go up and talk to him about his lawn for a while, and then I decide to just ask him point blank. Hey, I noticed you have this big whtie rock and that gazing ball. Might seem like a weird question, but are you a swinger? He kind of looked at me funny and said no. But the next day, the gazing ball is gone from the front yard. He still lets me borrow tools and stuff, though.
I don't know much about swingers (LSIQ), but I imagine they won't just admit it when being asked point blank. You probably have to use some kind of swinger code, like maybe mention you were thinking about getting a nice white rock or gazing ball for your yard too and were wondering where to purchase one. :dunno:
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So I live in an area of Overland Park that is rumored to have a thriving swinger community. I've heard they mark their houses with a large white rock in the front yard, but I've also heard they use gazing balls.
Anyway, shortly after learning about this, I notice my next door neighbors have this big white rock and a purple gazing ball in their front landscaping. I've only talked to the wife twice, and I don't know the guy very well, but he's always outdoors working on his lawn (he's that prick who has the best the lawn on the block, but he's also pretty nice). So I go up and talk to him about his lawn for a while, and then I decide to just ask him point blank. Hey, I noticed you have this big whtie rock and that gazing ball. Might seem like a weird question, but are you a swinger? He kind of looked at me funny and said no. But the next day, the gazing ball is gone from the front yard. He still lets me borrow tools and stuff, though.
He must have been the 1 guy on the block that genuinely enjoyed having white rocks and gazing balls on his lawn, and you just ruined it for him. Can confirm this swinger culture though as my friend used to have a summer job mowing lawns in said neighborhood and one time he saw a 'party' through a window.
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So I live in an area of Overland Park that is rumored to have a thriving swinger community. I've heard they mark their houses with a large white rock in the front yard, but I've also heard they use gazing balls.
Anyway, shortly after learning about this, I notice my next door neighbors have this big white rock and a purple gazing ball in their front landscaping. I've only talked to the wife twice, and I don't know the guy very well, but he's always outdoors working on his lawn (he's that prick who has the best the lawn on the block, but he's also pretty nice). So I go up and talk to him about his lawn for a while, and then I decide to just ask him point blank. Hey, I noticed you have this big whtie rock and that gazing ball. Might seem like a weird question, but are you a swinger? He kind of looked at me funny and said no. But the next day, the gazing ball is gone from the front yard. He still lets me borrow tools and stuff, though.
He must have been the 1 guy on the block that genuinely enjoyed having white rocks and gazing balls on his lawn, and you just ruined it for him. Can confirm this swinger culture though as my friend used to have a summer job mowing lawns in said neighborhood and one time he saw a 'party' through a window.
Also can confirm. My old boss bought a house in similar neighborhood when he moved here from east coast. First lawn work he did was had all the mulch replaced with small white decorative rock. He eventually had it all removed and replaced with something else because he was uncomfortable with the attention it brought.
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There was a very interesting joco swinger article in the pitch years ago
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A lot of you guys live in really shitty neighborhoods. Nothing really weird really happens in my neighborhood.... and everyone is pretty clean/nice/not weird. I guess that means I'm the bad person.
Although the weirdest thing I know of, I have a neighbor that is a genuine "ghost hunter" she runs ghost hunting tours in wichita from a party buss. Not that weird to me, but maybe for some of you.
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a genuine "ghost hunter"....runs ghost hunting tours......Not that weird to me, but maybe for some of you.
yeah, confirmed you are the weird neighbor
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Category- Confusing
So most people have a regular routine. They leave for work at a certain time, get home at a certain time etc and so forth. My neighbor (white male, 28) has no discernible routine at all. His garage is full of bricks and paver stones so he parks outside. Sometimes he is home all day and all night. Sometimes he is gone all day and all night or sometimes a mixture of the two. There is no routine at all. And for some reason this worries me. My other neighbor is 75 years old and mows everyone's yards for them because he's bored and doesn't want to be in the same house with his wife. And his name is Larry King, so he's got that going for him.
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So I live in an area of Overland Park that is rumored to have a thriving swinger community. I've heard they mark their houses with a large white rock in the front yard, but I've also heard they use gazing balls.
Anyway, shortly after learning about this, I notice my next door neighbors have this big white rock and a purple gazing ball in their front landscaping. I've only talked to the wife twice, and I don't know the guy very well, but he's always outdoors working on his lawn (he's that prick who has the best the lawn on the block, but he's also pretty nice). So I go up and talk to him about his lawn for a while, and then I decide to just ask him point blank. Hey, I noticed you have this big whtie rock and that gazing ball. Might seem like a weird question, but are you a swinger? He kind of looked at me funny and said no. But the next day, the gazing ball is gone from the front yard. He still lets me borrow tools and stuff, though.
Instead of asking him point blank if he was a swinger, why wouldn't you just tell him that you noticed his wife outside the other day and thought she reminded you of a girl you once knew? A cute girl that you use to have great sex with and stuff? You just missed out on banging this guys wife Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
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ive enjoyed this thread.
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category: mean
House across the street from me has 3 boys that age somewhere between like 11-16. During the mowing season, I always saw the dad mowing and never any of the boys. Just took it as typical O.P. entitlement crap. Then one day I'm sitting on my driveway having a beer one afternoon and actually see the dad trying to tell the youngest kid how to mow. (wouldn't think it would take much of an explanation right?) Anyway, after this kid cuts two swaths of lawn, the dad comes over and starts yelling at him. I mean it's bad crap like, "You dumb ass you need to keep the lines straight. Why don't you rough ridin' listen you moron." On and on he went. Dropped the f bomb several times to the point where I wanted to go over and kick this guys ass for being such a prick. Well, I didn't and literally the next day I happen to see this boy screaming at his mom while she's trying to leave. She gets in her car and screeches out into the street. :driving: (ftp://:driving:) The boy picks up a football and heaves it right at her window. Nothing breaks and the mom keeps on driving. Made me feel better about not saying anything because the family is obviously mumped up and way past the point of fixing.
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my neighborhood is totally normal. it just has ghost hunters, goblins, bearded ladies, a man with goat feet, talking rhinos, and some professional bank robbers. you know, the usual stuff. oh, and satan lives there, too.
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Category: Fitz
Neighbors across the street from me are an older couple around 75. Their grandkids would come over all the time during the summer and swim in a little blow up pool in the back yard. They have a driveway that goes around back and about once a month the kids would get loose and run around the front yard naked.
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Category: EMAW/old guy
there is an old guy across the street from us who leaves his garage door open sometimes, and I've seen a "KSU fan parking only" sign hanging in his garage, so he seems nice enough, anyway one day I go over to introduce myself (new to the neighborhood) and casually drop EMAW into the conversation and he just goes off about the exhibition basketball game and how he thinks angel and gip are going to be great, but they're still young so they'll need some coaching up, anyway made me very :EMAW:
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Category: accidental children
Neighbor across the street has 2 high school age kids and then.........a real little one who is probably 3 or 4, at what point does this kid figure out he was an accident, and then does he he go crazy or just consider himself lucky, also they are hawks so it explains why they weren't smart enough to figure out birth control
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Category: Weird
Neighbor across the street doesn't water his lawn and only mows it about four times a summer. He will let it get about 10 inches tall and then he tears into it with one of those old timey push type rotary mowers. Dudes lawn is tiny but it takes him about four hours to mow it. Guess he doesn't want to buy gas or something. :dunno:
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category: fat
I have these neighbors that are super fat.
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Category: Confession
When I was a kid I would wake up and run in my pj's to my neighbor's door at like 5:30am so that I could ask to play their teenage son's nintendo. My parents relented and bought the nes that christmas.
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category: normal
all of my neighbors are very normal and i like all of them.
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category: kid nappy
A couple of years ago my neighbor had apparently abducted her children and then moved in to the house next door to me with her mother... you know... to lay low and hide out. Then the baby-daddy came one day and threw rocks through her windows and called her bad names. Then the police came and arrested her and took her babies away from her. It was sad, but she was also a complete mess, so it is what it is.
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i think german shepherds often have bad backs or hips or something. that's probably your answer right there, chum1.
Yes, confirmed. German Shepherds usually have horrible hip problems as they get older. It is also fairly common for them to tear their ACL(s). They wouldn't be able to jump into the back of an SUV.
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So I live in an area of Overland Park that is rumored to have a thriving swinger community. I've heard they mark their houses with a large white rock in the front yard, but I've also heard they use gazing balls.
Anyway, shortly after learning about this, I notice my next door neighbors have this big white rock and a purple gazing ball in their front landscaping. I've only talked to the wife twice, and I don't know the guy very well, but he's always outdoors working on his lawn (he's that prick who has the best the lawn on the block, but he's also pretty nice). So I go up and talk to him about his lawn for a while, and then I decide to just ask him point blank. Hey, I noticed you have this big whtie rock and that gazing ball. Might seem like a weird question, but are you a swinger? He kind of looked at me funny and said no. But the next day, the gazing ball is gone from the front yard. He still lets me borrow tools and stuff, though.
Instead of asking him point blank if he was a swinger, why wouldn't you just tell him that you noticed his wife outside the other day and thought she reminded you of a girl you once knew? A cute girl that you use to have great sex with and stuff? You just missed out on banging this guys wife respect.
Yes, but my wife is much younger and better looking than his wife, so why would I want to swap?
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category: weird
Another neighbor pointed out that our next door neighbor hadn't been home in a few weeks. After a few more weeks we were contemplating calling the cops when he came home, mowed his yard, and left again. Haven't seen him since. That was in August.
* question. Does BSAC have any experience in adverse possession cases? BSAC?
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Category: Public enemy #1
When I lived in Boston (Alston/Brighton) I lived above an apartment where several middle eastern fellows lived. No furniture, they slept on the floor, had very loud/yelling meetings. They all drove 1 taxi that they shared and one day they tried to park in my spot, I threatened violence. Later, on 09/11/01,a few of them would fly a commercial jet into a building in New York, NY.
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Category: Public enemy #1
When I lived in Boston (Alston/Brighton) I lived above an apartment where several middle eastern fellows lived. No furniture, they slept on the floor, had very loud/yelling meetings. They all drove 1 taxi that they shared and one day they tried to park in my spot, I threatened violence. Later, on 09/11/01,a few of them would fly a commercial jet into a building in New York, NY.
Just think.....what if you handled the parking incident in a little more diplomatic way.....
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Category: Public enemy #1
When I lived in Boston (Alston/Brighton) I lived above an apartment where several middle eastern fellows lived. No furniture, they slept on the floor, had very loud/yelling meetings. They all drove 1 taxi that they shared and one day they tried to park in my spot, I threatened violence. Later, on 09/11/01,a few of them would fly a commercial jet into a building in New York, NY.
Just think.....what if you handled the parking incident in a little more diplomatic way.....
That's what my roommate said. These kind of things keep your buddy Kleinstone up at night.
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Category, uncomfortable
Used to have really white trash neighbors, one saturday morning there was a uhall out front and dad and kids were loading it. I walk out to get the mail and dad throws his arms in the air. "Welp, Gettin divorced!" "see ya"
It was really weird.
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category: Great names
Neighbors in KC were a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.
category: poor
one time in michigan, mrs. michigancat was talking to our neighbor in the front yard while the neighbor's car was repo'd.
category: PI'd
after the lady w/ the repo'd car was evicted, the new neighbors moved in. On moving day, they flew a confederate flag. mrs. michigancat loudly yells "no rough ridin' way! They did not just hang a rough ridin' rebel flag next door. NO rough ridin' WAY!" It was loud enough for the neighbors to obviously hear, and the flag never was seen from again.
category: strange borrowers/creepy
I live on a property with 4 units. Last week, our compost bin went missing (it's like a recycling bin in california, everyone has one.) There was actually a box sitting on the compost bin because it was trash day and the recycling bin was at the curb. The next day, I try to take out some compost, and don't see the green bin in our fenced-in courtyard where we keep our trash. I looked all over. The box that was on top of the compost bin was now in my recycling bin. Called the trash company. New one was delivered, but there was an extra one left at the curb from our neighbors. So a neighbor opened our gate, went into the back corner of our courtyard, put some cardboard in the proper bin, took our compost bin, used it for a week, and just left it on the curb.
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So I live in an area of Overland Park that is rumored to have a thriving swinger community. I've heard they mark their houses with a large white rock in the front yard, but I've also heard they use gazing balls.
Anyway, shortly after learning about this, I notice my next door neighbors have this big white rock and a purple gazing ball in their front landscaping. I've only talked to the wife twice, and I don't know the guy very well, but he's always outdoors working on his lawn (he's that prick who has the best the lawn on the block, but he's also pretty nice). So I go up and talk to him about his lawn for a while, and then I decide to just ask him point blank. Hey, I noticed you have this big whtie rock and that gazing ball. Might seem like a weird question, but are you a swinger? He kind of looked at me funny and said no. But the next day, the gazing ball is gone from the front yard. He still lets me borrow tools and stuff, though.
Instead of asking him point blank if he was a swinger, why wouldn't you just tell him that you noticed his wife outside the other day and thought she reminded you of a girl you once knew? A cute girl that you use to have great sex with and stuff? You just missed out on banging this guys wife respect.
Yes, but my wife is much younger and better looking than his wife, so why would I want to swap?
:lol: :lol: (ftp://:lol: :lol:) How long you been married bro? :lol: (ftp://:lol:)Don't care how much younger or hotter she is at some point this, :blah: :blah: (ftp://:blah: :blah:), warrants a new piece of ass. Just how it is.
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purplewood guy...go away
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Category: Weird
Neighbor across the street doesn't water his lawn and only mows it about four times a summer. He will let it get about 10 inches tall and then he tears into it with one of those old timey push type rotary mowers. Dudes lawn is tiny but it takes him about four hours to mow it. Guess he doesn't want to buy gas or something. :dunno:
I have the same neighbor. County appraiser (or someone like that) came by and wanted to ask us about the "abandoned" house next door. was surprised to find out someone actually lived there. We have meth heads across the street, a 70 year old neighbor who likes to comment about my wife's breasts (to my wife). Another neighbor that asked my wife if she would have an affair with him (and then got kicked out when his wife divorced him when she was told what happened). The guy that gets DUI's in the middle of the afternoon. and a preacher.
I'm glad we're moving.
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purplewood guy...go away
Seems kind of drastic? :dunno: But ok.. :cry: (ftp://:cry:)
I'd still like to do the categories for the 2010 goEMAW awards? :katpak: (ftp://:katpak:)
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kinda bummed that you have great neighbor stories.
my elderly aunt lives across the street, nothing really weird or interesting about her. a cop lives next door (he's fat). also across the street are these redneck/hunter/outdoor enthusiast type people. they don't do anything too weird, although they sit on their porch all evening long, every day.
i live on a street that ends a few houses down, so nobody ever drives on our street unless they live there or are visiting someone. pretty quiet/boring. :cry:
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Yeah, my neighbors seem wonderfully boring after this thread. Dude next door is a lawyer who unsuccessfully runs for County Clerk very couple years. Family on the other side is from Ghana. I once killed a snake in their yard when their kids were outside, so now the grandmother is always sending my holiday cards about "being blessed by God with good neighbors."
One family a couple streets over left their teenage daughter home alone over spring break, and she threw a big party and a dude got shot/killed at it. She went house-to-house all teary-eyed apologizing for it like a week later.
The awesome Mexican family down the street who threw backyard parties with horses and grew corn in their flower bed moved out. :frown:
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The awesome Mexican family down the street who threw backyard parties with horses and grew corn in their flower bed moved out. :frown:
Some bad person probably tipped off the HOA Nazis about the corn.
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category: normal
I live on a side street with very little traffic because it is only used by people who live on the street. One neighbor is a single HS teacher, seems like a cool guy, also asst coach of the baseball team. sometimes another car is parked in his driveway, i assume this is his out of town girlfriend. Two houses over from this guy (these neighbors both live across the street) is a young married couple, dude is a HS teacher and I dunno what the wife does. Dude is from indiana but is a big Duke bball fan.
category: weird
in between these two is a very tiny house with a very messy, very large yard. when we moved in the lady who lives there introduced herself and said that she had multiple personalities. she also said that she likes to keep a watch over the 'hood. she does this by throwing rocks and sand at people who speed down the street too fast. she has four dogs who have destroyed her yard. she owns an old winnebego that is hooked up to an old (and I presume) broken down VW rabbit. when we first moved in there as a man living with her that was her boyfriend/ lover i dunno she is like 45 and this guy was anywhere between 30-40 i coudlnt tell. he was a goofy guy reminded me of the greasers off that book. he also had jailhouse tattoos, etc. one day he came over and asked me if he could have some sticks and old wood pieces that were in my side yard. I said sure. the next day they were in a pile near his driveway and he had a sign saying that he had wood for sale. one day there were cops over there and then he was gone. the woman said he tried to kill her. then later this summer the woman had a dispute with the married neighbor guy. he was apparently mowing too close to her property line, so to combat the she tool these old tree stumps and lined her property with them and the put a do not cross ribbon across them. the dispute built and eventually the cops went over. the result was that she had to get rid of one of her dogs because the city decided that 4 dogs were to many for her. she offered the dog to us. we refused. also, in the warmer months she gets around on a rascal which she uses as her car. i havent seen her in a few weeks, i dont think she likes cold weather.
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category: PI'd
after the lady w/ the repo'd car was evicted, the new neighbors moved in. On moving day, they flew a confederate flag. mrs. michigancat loudly yells "no rough ridin' way! They did not just hang a rough ridin' rebel flag next door. NO rough ridin' WAY!" It was loud enough for the neighbors to obviously hear, and the flag never was seen from again.
:thumbs:
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Yeah, my neighbors seem wonderfully boring after this thread. Dude next door is a lawyer who unsuccessfully runs for County Clerk very couple years. Family on the other side is from Ghana. I once killed a snake in their yard when their kids were outside, so now the grandmother is always sending my holiday cards about "being blessed by God with good neighbors."
One family a couple streets over left their teenage daughter home alone over spring break, and she threw a big party and a dude got shot/killed at it. She went house-to-house all teary-eyed apologizing for it like a week later.
The awesome Mexican family down the street who threw backyard parties with horses and grew corn in their flower bed moved out. :frown:
Sounds like you have a haunted house in the 'hood :ohno:
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Yeah, my neighbors seem wonderfully boring after this thread. Dude next door is a lawyer who unsuccessfully runs for County Clerk very couple years. Family on the other side is from Ghana. I once killed a snake in their yard when their kids were outside, so now the grandmother is always sending my holiday cards about "being blessed by God with good neighbors."
One family a couple streets over left their teenage daughter home alone over spring break, and she threw a big party and a dude got shot/killed at it. She went house-to-house all teary-eyed apologizing for it like a week later.
The awesome Mexican family down the street who threw backyard parties with horses and grew corn in their flower bed moved out. :frown:
Sounds like you have a haunted house in the 'hood :ohno:
:surprised: the entire division is built on top of an abandoned tuberculosis childrens hospital. Half the medical compound is still standing up in the wooded parts of the hill. A little creepy.
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category: fat
I have these neighbors that are super fat.
how fat are they?
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category: weird
in between these two is a very tiny house with a very messy, very large yard. when we moved in the lady who lives there introduced herself and said that she had multiple personalities. she also said that she likes to keep a watch over the 'hood. she does this by throwing rocks and sand at people who speed down the street too fast. she has four dogs who have destroyed her yard. she owns an old winnebego that is hooked up to an old (and I presume) broken down VW rabbit. when we first moved in there as a man living with her that was her boyfriend/ lover i dunno she is like 45 and this guy was anywhere between 30-40 i coudlnt tell. he was a goofy guy reminded me of the greasers off that book. he also had jailhouse tattoos, etc. one day he came over and asked me if he could have some sticks and old wood pieces that were in my side yard. I said sure. the next day they were in a pile near his driveway and he had a sign saying that he had wood for sale. one day there were cops over there and then he was gone. the woman said he tried to kill her. then later this summer the woman had a dispute with the married neighbor guy. he was apparently mowing too close to her property line, so to combat the she tool these old tree stumps and lined her property with them and the put a do not cross ribbon across them. the dispute built and eventually the cops went over. the result was that she had to get rid of one of her dogs because the city decided that 4 dogs were to many for her. she offered the dog to us. we refused. also, in the warmer months she gets around on a rascal which she uses as her car. i havent seen her in a few weeks, i dont think she likes cold weather.
this is my new favorite one
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category: weird
in between these two is a very tiny house with a very messy, very large yard. when we moved in the lady who lives there introduced herself and said that she had multiple personalities. she also said that she likes to keep a watch over the 'hood. she does this by throwing rocks and sand at people who speed down the street too fast. she has four dogs who have destroyed her yard. she owns an old winnebego that is hooked up to an old (and I presume) broken down VW rabbit. when we first moved in there as a man living with her that was her boyfriend/ lover i dunno she is like 45 and this guy was anywhere between 30-40 i coudlnt tell. he was a goofy guy reminded me of the greasers off that book. he also had jailhouse tattoos, etc. one day he came over and asked me if he could have some sticks and old wood pieces that were in my side yard. I said sure. the next day they were in a pile near his driveway and he had a sign saying that he had wood for sale. one day there were cops over there and then he was gone. the woman said he tried to kill her. then later this summer the woman had a dispute with the married neighbor guy. he was apparently mowing too close to her property line, so to combat the she tool these old tree stumps and lined her property with them and the put a do not cross ribbon across them. the dispute built and eventually the cops went over. the result was that she had to get rid of one of her dogs because the city decided that 4 dogs were to many for her. she offered the dog to us. we refused. also, in the warmer months she gets around on a rascal which she uses as her car. i havent seen her in a few weeks, i dont think she likes cold weather.
this is my new favorite one
Of course, on goMULTIPLE.com, there's probably a neighbor thread where they're talking about the guy who takes a 5-hour break in his pipe-smoking routine to be picked up by dudes driving a jeep with a weird dog on the spare tire by sticking his pipe in the snow and then resuming it when dropped off by the dog jeep. And he doesn't report child-abusive juggalos.
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category: weird
in between these two is a very tiny house with a very messy, very large yard. when we moved in the lady who lives there introduced herself and said that she had multiple personalities. she also said that she likes to keep a watch over the 'hood. she does this by throwing rocks and sand at people who speed down the street too fast. she has four dogs who have destroyed her yard. she owns an old winnebego that is hooked up to an old (and I presume) broken down VW rabbit. when we first moved in there as a man living with her that was her boyfriend/ lover i dunno she is like 45 and this guy was anywhere between 30-40 i coudlnt tell. he was a goofy guy reminded me of the greasers off that book. he also had jailhouse tattoos, etc. one day he came over and asked me if he could have some sticks and old wood pieces that were in my side yard. I said sure. the next day they were in a pile near his driveway and he had a sign saying that he had wood for sale. one day there were cops over there and then he was gone. the woman said he tried to kill her. then later this summer the woman had a dispute with the married neighbor guy. he was apparently mowing too close to her property line, so to combat the she tool these old tree stumps and lined her property with them and the put a do not cross ribbon across them. the dispute built and eventually the cops went over. the result was that she had to get rid of one of her dogs because the city decided that 4 dogs were to many for her. she offered the dog to us. we refused. also, in the warmer months she gets around on a rascal which she uses as her car. i havent seen her in a few weeks, i dont think she likes cold weather.
this is my new favorite one
Of course, on goMULTIPLE.com, there's probably a neighbor thread where they're talking about the guy who takes a 5-hour break in his pipe-smoking routine to be picked up by dudes driving a jeep with a weird dog on the spare tire by sticking his pipe in the snow and then resuming it when dropped off by the dog jeep. And he doesn't report child-abusive juggalos.
pshhhh, not the same house.
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Category: Dumb crap:
Just remembered this guy that lives next to my parents. When I was young this dip crap moved next to us from Wichita - where he was an art teacher. He said he moved out there to get the real "Country" feel. So he bought a cow & tied it to a rough ridin' tree like a dog. Dumb ass didn't even have a fence or anything. After a couple hours we laughed our asses off as he ran through a field behind our house chasing a cow with a big ass branch tied to its neck.
He's lived there for 20 years now & has managed 3 failed marriages, Painting a ginormous cartoon styled rocket ship on the side of his garage, Painted every square inch of 3 seperate 20-30 foot tall Live trees - one blue, one red, & one green & reports all of the neighbors in the area for various incidents like trespassing, loose dogs, etc.
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didn't realize there were so many poor emaw's living in arkansas :horrorsurprise:
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The neighbor lives in about a 400K house on 12 acres; My parents are in a 300K house on 20 acres. I wouldn't call my parents wealthy, but definitely not poor.
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Category: Warm Fuzzy
About 3 months after we bought our house, an ice storm knocked a giant limb off of one of our trees, blocking the alley behind our house. It happened around 4 AM and I had to go to work, I planned on dealing with it later. When I got home at 5 PM a couple of my neighbors had chopped up all the branches into small pieces and piled them up nicely for us. When I thanked them they were all "We're neighbors, it's what you do."
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The Retired Engineer:
An embattled relic from the cold war, this engineer is the authority regarding any engineering matter that mankind and our woefully ignorant HOA may face. City engineers and workmen who put in a sidewalk were subjected to the pea gravel debate of the century -- our HOA would have proper pea gravel or there would be hell to pay. A Jewish synagogue was built behind his lot, the engineer surveyed and measured water drainage rates and the design of a retention pond and complained numerous times of the malfeasance created by those damned Jews. He walks around the temple property weekly to survey the damage created by water drainage from the parking lot. The house that is vacant and waiting to be sold; the engineer categorized and identified numerous invasive weed species and complained to the realtor. Heard a rumor that he was measuring the grass height with a ruler as well. Before this house was vacant our beloved engineer decided to sue the home builder, construction company, and HOA because the house didn't meet the minimal square footage (probably off by 200 - 500 sq ft) as determined by a survey of the 1.5 foot thick binder that is 'supposedly' the covenance which governs our beloved HOA.
So the guy is a fighter pilot who retired from the navy/air force and who used to park his helicopter in an empty lot behind his house until neighbors complained. The guy is legit and was Top Gun back in the 60's. Unfortunately now he is just batshit crazy and loves to fight. He won't back down. The HOA meetings are miserable. The old codger goes on-and-on at the HOA meetings over every damn engineering matter imaginable -- he makes the same damn complaints every year. The HOA just cuts and pastes his comments for the yearly newsletter/meeting minutes. During the last meeting he finally provided some new information when he started going off about having to kill a commie. "It was either him or me, and I'm sitting here; aren't I" was the statement that finished the story he was telling me.
The NBA Baller:
Welcome to never-rough ridin'-never land. I always thought it would be cool to have a pro (now retired) athlete as my neighbor. Would lil cracka' learn to play ball from a guy who was in the LEAGUE? Wonderful stories of other baller neighbors who were sent gift baskets had been rumored, could we be receiving a $$$ gift basket too? Just imagine who would be stopping by his house? Other ballers, celebrities, a cadre of hotties? HA! The only fairy dust this jack ass sprinkles goes up his nose or is burnt up in his bong. Wish I could win the lottery and spend all day getting high playing video games, and all night going to the bar/club.
This third-string baller hardly ever saw time in the rotation and was let go (retired) for smoking the ganja after 3 or 4 years in the league. His scouting report describes him as a big, who, if he possessed a better work ethic and more maturity would have been a serious contender. Yet, the mid-twenty year old has a home that is 1.5x larger than mine and it's paid off. My wife and I have multiple college degrees, which is wonderful because we'll need these credentials to spend the next 30 years paying for our home. In the mean-time you would think the baller could take care of his lawn and quit knocking up the baby mamas. Especially the lawn, hopefully the engineer doesn't notice the decrepid state of disrepair. Oh and the only parties he throws are for his entourage of loser, co-dependent friends who have latched on to his purse strings. It's like a f'n frat party over there all the damn time. Oh and his home was always being broken in-to; dumbass had his personal information on the net. When he was playing ball, thugs would look him up and decide to go fence the NBA players house.
The Lesbians:
Great couple of wonderful gals. Although they are in their 40's, they're still kind of hot. Both like beer, we see them at a microbrew all the time. They give out lots of candy to the kids for Halloween. And they let me use their snowblower last year. Wish we could get rid of the other losers and get a few more lesbians.
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The NBA Baller:
Welcome to never-rough ridin'-never land. I always thought it would be cool to have a pro (now retired) athlete as my neighbor. Would lil cracka' learn to play ball from a guy who was in the LEAGUE? Wonderful stories of other baller neighbors who were sent gift baskets had been rumored, could we be receiving a $$$ gift basket too? Just imagine who would be stopping by his house? Other ballers, celebrities, a cadre of hotties? HA! The only fairy dust this jack ass sprinkles goes up his nose or is burnt up in his bong. Wish I could win the lottery and spend all day getting high playing video games, and all night going to the bar/club.
This third-string baller hardly ever saw time in the rotation and was let go (retired) for smoking the ganja after 3 or 4 years in the league. His scouting report describes him as a big, who, if he possessed a better work ethic and more maturity would have been a serious contender. Yet, the mid-twenty year old has a home that is 1.5x larger than mine and it's paid off. My wife and I have multiple college degrees, which is wonderful because we'll need these credentials to spend the next 30 years paying for our home. In the mean-time you would think the baller could take care of his lawn and quit knocking up the baby mamas. Especially the lawn, hopefully the engineer doesn't notice the decrepid state of disrepair. Oh and the only parties he throws are for his entourage of loser, co-dependent friends who have latched on to his purse strings. It's like a f'n frat party over there all the damn time. Oh and his home was always being broken in-to; dumbass had his personal information on the net. When he was playing ball, thugs would look him up and decide to go fence the NBA players house.
Take it easy super-tuck.
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Tyler Perry presents cracka's neighborhood.
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The NBA Baller:
Welcome to never-rough ridin'-never land. I always thought it would be cool to have a pro (now retired) athlete as my neighbor. Would lil cracka' learn to play ball from a guy who was in the LEAGUE? Wonderful stories of other baller neighbors who were sent gift baskets had been rumored, could we be receiving a $$$ gift basket too? Just imagine who would be stopping by his house? Other ballers, celebrities, a cadre of hotties? HA! The only fairy dust this jack ass sprinkles goes up his nose or is burnt up in his bong. Wish I could win the lottery and spend all day getting high playing video games, and all night going to the bar/club.
This third-string baller hardly ever saw time in the rotation and was let go (retired) for smoking the ganja after 3 or 4 years in the league. His scouting report describes him as a big, who, if he possessed a better work ethic and more maturity would have been a serious contender. Yet, the mid-twenty year old has a home that is 1.5x larger than mine and it's paid off. My wife and I have multiple college degrees, which is wonderful because we'll need these credentials to spend the next 30 years paying for our home. In the mean-time you would think the baller could take care of his lawn and quit knocking up the baby mamas. Especially the lawn, hopefully the engineer doesn't notice the decrepid state of disrepair. Oh and the only parties he throws are for his entourage of loser, co-dependent friends who have latched on to his purse strings. It's like a f'n frat party over there all the damn time. Oh and his home was always being broken in-to; dumbass had his personal information on the net. When he was playing ball, thugs would look him up and decide to go fence the NBA players house.
Take it easy super-tuck.
Yeah, no kidding. Cracka is on pace to become the engineer he is complaining about. I would recommend moving away to some place without an HOA if you are concerned about the engineer's bullshit, but his level of nosiness leads me to believe that he needs an HOA.
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Update on me seeing my neighbor:
So, x-mas day I turn on the TV and there's the local news doing the usual story on last minute shopping. They say they're going to show some footage from x-mas eve at a store on [street near my house]. I think to myself, "hey, wouldn't it be funny if I spotted one of the dozen or so people I know that live around here," and then OH MY rough ridin' GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE THE GERMAN GUY HOLY crap AND THAT'S HIS WIFE I KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HER BEFORE AND THAT DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE HER AND I'VE SEEN THE GERMAN GUY MANY TIMES AND I rough ridin' KNOW THAT IS HIM I rough ridin' KNOW IT IS HIM MAN I THINK I JUST POOPED MY PANTS WHAT THE eff THAT crap IS CRAZY THAT WAS THEM I KNOW IT WAS.
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Update on me seeing my neighbor:
So, x-mas day I turn on the TV and there's the local news doing the usual story on last minute shopping. They say they're going to show some footage from x-mas eve at a store on [street near my house]. I think to myself, "hey, wouldn't it be funny if I spotted one of the dozen or so people I know that live around here," and then OH MY rough ridin' GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE THE GERMAN GUY HOLY crap AND THAT'S HIS WIFE I KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HER BEFORE AND THAT DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE HER AND I'VE SEEN THE GERMAN GUY MANY TIMES AND I rough ridin' KNOW THAT IS HIM I rough ridin' KNOW IT IS HIM MAN I THINK I JUST POOPED MY PANTS WHAT THE eff THAT crap IS CRAZY THAT WAS THEM I KNOW IT WAS.
One word: Decaffeinated
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So our neighbors have a daughter the same age as our son, so we go to the park and stuff. She usually wants to hold his hand so he lets her for a few seconds then leaves her wanting more. :gocho:
Also have asian neighbors who like to put their bird cage outside so they can get fresh air. They also grow all their plants in pots.
Several neighbors also have literally nothing in their garage but cars and trash bins. Not sure if poor or just super tidy/anti garage clutter?
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Absolute rough ridin' creepoid:
Welp, have a convicted sex offender living across the street with his illegal (canadian) girlfriend and her kids. He supposedly has molested her daughter. She says he rapes her all the time and she just recently aborted their late 2nd trimester baby/fetus that he took out a loan for. He's always out back practicing his tee shots. Nice form, but I'm quite sure he beats her with the clubs. What to do? Thoughts?
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Absolute rough ridin' creepoid:
Welp, have a convicted sex offender living across the street with his illegal (canadian) girlfriend and her kids. He supposedly has molested her daughter. She says he rapes her all the time and she just recently aborted their late 2nd trimester baby/fetus that he took out a loan for. He's always out back practicing his tee shots. Nice form, but I'm quite sure he beats her with the clubs. What to do? Thoughts?
Aren't you a rough ridin' cop?
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Absolute rough ridin' creepoid:
Welp, have a convicted sex offender living across the street with his illegal (canadian) girlfriend and her kids. He supposedly has molested her daughter. She says he rapes her all the time and she just recently aborted their late 2nd trimester baby/fetus that he took out a loan for. He's always out back practicing his tee shots. Nice form, but I'm quite sure he beats her with the clubs. What to do? Thoughts?
nicname, check pm
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Absolute rough ridin' creepoid:
Welp, have a convicted sex offender living across the street with his illegal (canadian) girlfriend and her kids. He supposedly has molested her daughter. She says he rapes her all the time and she just recently aborted their late 2nd trimester baby/fetus that he took out a loan for. He's always out back practicing his tee shots. Nice form, but I'm quite sure he beats her with the clubs. What to do? Thoughts?
Aren't you a rough ridin' cop?
About to ask the same thing. Sounds like she is crying out for help. You should do the American thing and ignore it till it goes away.
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Absolute rough ridin' creepoid:
Welp, have a convicted sex offender living across the street with his illegal (canadian) girlfriend and her kids. He supposedly has molested her daughter. She says he rapes her all the time and she just recently aborted their late 2nd trimester baby/fetus that he took out a loan for. He's always out back practicing his tee shots. Nice form, but I'm quite sure he beats her with the clubs. What to do? Thoughts?
Aren't you a rough ridin' cop?
Was. Looking for more of the vigilante style ideas.
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Aren't you a rough ridin' cop?
Was.
congratulations, tbl. i am proud of you.
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Quit treating Canadians like they're people? :dunno:
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Quit treating Canadians like they're people? :dunno:
racist
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Quit treating Canadians like they're people? :dunno:
racist
It's ok. I'm friends with a Canadian.
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Update on German guy:
A couple weeks ago his SUV broke down. I know this because I saw the tow truck bring it to his house and drop it off on the driveway. I was like, "Oh, he's going to fix it himself," but he hasn't touched it. So, I know what you are wondering. WHAT ABOUT THE DOG ROUTINE!?!? Well, he still takes the dogs out every day. In his wife's Altima. The dogs completely fill up the back seat and have to duck down because their heads touch the ceiling and it's a pretty rough ridin' hilarious sight. I don't know about the routine, though, because the Altima gets parked in the garage.
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Category: kindness that took a wrong turn
Hope I didn't post this already. Remember two winters ago when we got a ton of snow? Well I came home one night and someone had snowblown (weird word) our drive. My wife told me the neighbors did it so I went over the give the guy some cash. He refused, said we were neighbors, bla bla bla. So I went and got him a couple cases of beer (I knew he loved his Bud Light). I showed back up and made him take them. The following spring I found out he and his wife were separated, that he was an alcoholic, and now the house has been seized by the bank and every week a crew of Mexicans shows up to mow the weeds.
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Category: kindness that took a wrong turn
Hope I didn't post this already. Remember two winters ago when we got a ton of snow? Well I came home one night and someone had snowblown (weird word) our drive. My wife told me the neighbors did it so I went over the give the guy some cash. He refused, said we were neighbors, bla bla bla. So I went and got him a couple cases of beer (I knew he loved his Bud Light). I showed back up and made him take them. The following spring I found out he and his wife were separated, that he was an alcoholic, and now the house has been seized by the bank and every week a crew of Mexicans shows up to mow the weeds.
:surprised:
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welp
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He'd have spent the cash on bud light. Don't worry about it.
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yeah, you kept him off the road when he would have went to get more bud light. probably saved lives.
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I worry about my home value though. :ohno:
When it was getting really rough I guess the wife and kids "went to the lake" (went to go stay with relatives). Middle of the day he came over and asked me to help him look in his house for his cellphone because he was nearly deaf. Call, listen, call, listen, walk around, call, listen, nothing. House is a dump, beer bottles/cans everywhere. He then asks me to drive him to the gas station because he had walked there (drunk) and maybe he lost his phone on the way. Do that, nothing. BTW, he's wasted this whole time. Then a few hours later he calls me and I answer and he's like "who's this?" Tell him it's me, he says "who? I see a lot of missed calls on my phone from you." I say "hey it's me your neighbor remember you lost your phone?" And he's drunk and embarrassed and that was the last I ever saw him or talked to him.
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Do you think he cleaned your driveway thinking it was his because he was completely crap faced, just got in a fight with the wife about being crap faced again, and took to the drive as an excuse to get away from her for 5 lousy minutes, only to work through the snow and realize he just hit the wrong drive, then went inside and used the fact that he was a good guy, and look what he just did for a neighbor for nothing, as an argument to tell her to go eff herself that he isn't a monster or anything, and that it was just a few beers and that she needs to lay the hell off and quit talking to her sister so much?
Also, if you gave him the cash, she would have just gotten half of it.
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I worry about my home value though. :ohno:
When it was getting really rough I guess the wife and kids "went to the lake" (went to go stay with relatives). Middle of the day he came over and asked me to help him look in his house for his cellphone because he was nearly deaf. Call, listen, call, listen, walk around, call, listen, nothing. House is a dump, beer bottles/cans everywhere. He then asks me to drive him to the gas station because he had walked there (drunk) and maybe he lost his phone on the way. Do that, nothing. BTW, he's wasted this whole time. Then a few hours later he calls me and I answer and he's like "who's this?" Tell him it's me, he says "who? I see a lot of missed calls on my phone from you." I say "hey it's me your neighbor remember you lost your phone?" And he's drunk and embarrassed and that was the last I ever saw him or talked to him.
How did this story just come out now? I mean, this thread has been around for a while.
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Don't really think about those things, CNS Casey, but it's an interesting scenario. I do know that his wife came onto another neighbor and he denied her and she's a crazy bitch.
I've been on a lot of bulletin boards but this is the first where it's pretty normal to bump old as eff threads instead of just starting a new one, and these aren't start-a-new-thread kinda things.
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My initial intent with this thread was to do stories for all my neighbors. I'll have to get busy.
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My dog got out today and my neighbor chased it down, called me at work, and held my dog until I was able to get home and pick it up(abt 30mins). :thumbs:
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I have an old man across the street who comes outside in his robe everyday at 7:45am to get his paper. He seems like a baller.
Neighbors on 1 side have a 8-10 yr old girl who likes playing soccer alot. Sometimes I will find soccer balls in my backyard and throw them back in their yard. They also have a lab that I picked up from the vet one time when they were out of town. I occassionally play fetch with it from over the fence...but only for less than 5 minutes...I was informed that it has a bad heart and if you play with it to much it can have a seizure.....
Neighbors on the other side are about 30 with a newborn, I never really talk to them but they seem nice :dunno:
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my neighbors are all boring rich people now. :zzz:
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my neighbors are all boring rich people now. :zzz:
t's and p's.
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my neighbors are all boring rich people now. :zzz:
Rich people have good things to borrow. Like boats and stuff
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my neighbors are all boring rich people now. :zzz:
Rich people have good things to borrow. Like boats and stuff
they spent it all on their house and only worry about their property value.
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My neighbor to the north is a widow retired school teacher. She is very nice, but you can tell she would dominate you if she had to. She has passed several petitions around town for various small towny stuff. I've never been inside her house but her son tells me she is a hoarder. Paths through the house and everything.
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My neighbor to the north is a widow retired school teacher. She is very nice, but you can tell she would dominate you if she had to. She has passed several petitions around town for various small towny stuff. I've never been inside her house but her son tells me she is a hoarder. Paths through the house and everything.
good grief. sounds like the creepiest neighbor so far. :sdeek:
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my neighbors are all boring rich people now. :zzz:
Rich people have good things to borrow. Like boats and stuff
they spent it all on their house and only worry about their property value.
Then they are not rich.
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My neighbor to the north is a widow retired school teacher. She is very nice, but you can tell she would dominate you if she had to. She has passed several petitions around town for various small towny stuff. I've never been inside her house but her son tells me she is a hoarder. Paths through the house and everything.
good grief. sounds like the creepiest neighbor so far. :sdeek:
One time she called me at work to tell me a bunch of "mexicans" were in my backyard. I calmed her down and told her they were carpenters and just redoing my basement.
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my neighbors are all boring rich people now. :zzz:
Rich people have good things to borrow. Like boats and stuff
they spent it all on their house and only worry about their property value.
Then they are not rich.
yeah, I realized that after I posted. but they live in expensive houses.
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Do you think he cleaned your driveway thinking it was his because he was completely crap faced, just got in a fight with the wife about being crap faced again, and took to the drive as an excuse to get away from her for 5 lousy minutes, only to work through the snow and realize he just hit the wrong drive, then went inside and used the fact that he was a good guy, and look what he just did for a neighbor for nothing, as an argument to tell her to go eff herself that he isn't a monster or anything, and that it was just a few beers and that she needs to lay the hell off and quit talking to her sister so much?
Also, if you gave him the cash, she would have just gotten half of it.
This is maybe the funniest post i have ever read ever. I like fell out of my chair at work. Man great work casey :thumbs:
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Was talking to one of my neighbors (John) in the duplex down from me the other day. John was telling me about how their duplex neighbor (Mike) got pak'd one night and proceeded to take a shower... in John's duplex. John's wife left the door unlocked for him since he works the late shift and woke up to the sound of the shower running. She wandered in there expecting to see John and it was Mike :surprised:
John and his wife aren't going to press charges or anything, but good golly that could've turned into a pickle.
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at our last place, our neighbors would park in our parking lot randomly, and park shitty too i might add. Talked to them about it, they didn't seem to get it. Finally had to tow one of theirs one time,(they parked right in front of the "don't park here because you will get towed" sign. Turns out they called/emailed our landlords alot complaining about us. Landlords DGAF. Curious to meet our new neighbors :ohno:
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most of these are terrific, lets hear some more..
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http://deadspin.com/5933874/a-delorean-hovercraft-appeared-at-last-nights-giants+rockies-game
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http://deadspin.com/5933874/a-delorean-hovercraft-appeared-at-last-nights-giants+rockies-game
:lynchmob: Your neighbor is pretty badass. :surprised:
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Situation- Tell tale heart.
Old lady named Jean is in a cul-de-sac in the neighborhood. She will open her garage door and sit in a folding chair with two or three folding chairs and a table next to her. Other old ladies come sit with Jean as she holds court and describes every single goings on in the neighborhood. Jean is not shy about inviting people walking to come by. Every time I am walking the dog and stop by the following happens: 1) offers dog an enormous dog treat 2) my dog eats it too quick and does this hyperventilation thing 3) Jean says we should get that checked out by a vet, did you know your next door neighbor is a vet? 4) Jean says she goes to church with my mom, invites me to attend church 5) Jean mentions the weather 6) Jean says she has an email she got once that she printed out and hung in her living room that says "When God was creating the Earth he had created all the mountains and valleys and oceans so he set out to create the most peaceful, beautiful place. It had blue skies, golden prairies, lush green meadows and the nicest people you have ever met. Then he put Missouri to the right, Oklahoma below it, Colorado to the left....hahahaha."
I now walk my dog directly out the back door to avoid Jean and then when I occasionally feel guilty about it I consider how awkward it will be if I go stop by at this point after ducking her for a month and a half.
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http://deadspin.com/5933874/a-delorean-hovercraft-appeared-at-last-nights-giants+rockies-game
:lynchmob: Your neighbor is pretty badass. :surprised:
It's michigancat's neighbor from KC that followed him out to SF.
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http://deadspin.com/5933874/a-delorean-hovercraft-appeared-at-last-nights-giants+rockies-game
amazing
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lol
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My son and I were awakened during our afternoon nap this afternoon at around 4:30. A police officer was at the door and there was a fire truck with about 4-5 readied firefighters gathered around it. Apparently, the guy two houses down, who is a war veteran from Korea or something (I don't remember but he is super old), had about a pound of live dynamite and some other explosives stored away in his garage.
I don't know how long they have been in there, but apparently the officials decided now was the time to get rid of them. They sectioned off the block, had the neighboring residents evacuate the area and took the bombs out to some recreational park (like baseball and soccer) and detonated them.
While we were evacuated we went out to eat at a local restaurant. When we were done and getting into the car to head home we heard a loud "boom" off in the distance. All the cops and stuff were gone when we got home.
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What is a recreational?
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couple weeks ago we went grocery shopping and came back to find this little bunny statue outside of our door.
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we live on the 5th floor so this was kind of strange. thought maybe there was some kind of serial killer using adorable bunnies as his calling card so I moved the bunny over to the door to the apartment across the hall. later that night I saw that it has been moved by that neighbor over to another door down the hall. next day it was gone. no idea if the serial killer thing is true and one of my neighbors is stuck in some sort of bunny rabbit themed saw movie or if they just decided to adopt it.
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What is a recreational?
Recreational park.
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Seems like if a person was interested in shortening the term Recreational Park, the would have gone with "Park"? :dunno:
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Seems like if a person was interested in shortening the term Recreational Park, the would have gone with "Park"? :dunno:
I probably just forgot to type the park part.
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couple weeks ago we went grocery shopping and came back to find this little bunny statue outside of our door.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FsFRnz.jpg&hash=6fbf5d163f3699adface959fa1353617618a18b8)
we live on the 5th floor so this was kind of strange. thought maybe there was some kind of serial killer using adorable bunnies as his calling card so I moved the bunny over to the door to the apartment across the hall. later that night I saw that it has been moved by that neighbor over to another door down the hall. next day it was gone. no idea if the serial killer thing is true and one of my neighbors is stuck in some sort of bunny rabbit themed saw movie or if they just decided to adopt it.
i'd be more concerned about what appears to be a random human leg just inside the apartment but who really knows.
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couple weeks ago we went grocery shopping and came back to find this little bunny statue outside of our door.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FsFRnz.jpg&hash=6fbf5d163f3699adface959fa1353617618a18b8)
we live on the 5th floor so this was kind of strange. thought maybe there was some kind of serial killer using adorable bunnies as his calling card so I moved the bunny over to the door to the apartment across the hall. later that night I saw that it has been moved by that neighbor over to another door down the hall. next day it was gone. no idea if the serial killer thing is true and one of my neighbors is stuck in some sort of bunny rabbit themed saw movie or if they just decided to adopt it.
i'd be more concerned about what appears to be a random human leg just inside the apartment but who really knows.
It's a lamp.
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couple weeks ago we went grocery shopping and came back to find this little bunny statue outside of our door.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FsFRnz.jpg&hash=6fbf5d163f3699adface959fa1353617618a18b8)
we live on the 5th floor so this was kind of strange. thought maybe there was some kind of serial killer using adorable bunnies as his calling card so I moved the bunny over to the door to the apartment across the hall. later that night I saw that it has been moved by that neighbor over to another door down the hall. next day it was gone. no idea if the serial killer thing is true and one of my neighbors is stuck in some sort of bunny rabbit themed saw movie or if they just decided to adopt it.
i'd be more concerned about what appears to be a random human leg just inside the apartment but who really knows.
It's a lamp.
italian
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couple weeks ago we went grocery shopping and came back to find this little bunny statue outside of our door.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FsFRnz.jpg&hash=6fbf5d163f3699adface959fa1353617618a18b8)
we live on the 5th floor so this was kind of strange. thought maybe there was some kind of serial killer using adorable bunnies as his calling card so I moved the bunny over to the door to the apartment across the hall. later that night I saw that it has been moved by that neighbor over to another door down the hall. next day it was gone. no idea if the serial killer thing is true and one of my neighbors is stuck in some sort of bunny rabbit themed saw movie or if they just decided to adopt it.
i'd be more concerned about what appears to be a random human leg just inside the apartment but who really knows.
It's a lamp.
italian
Fra-gee-lay.
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My quirky (and awesome) asian neighbors once left their dog outside while running errands. When it started raining, some corncob called animal control. Upon arriving home, they were met with an animal control officer who ripped them a new one. The wife jokingly says to animal control "it's okay, we're just fattening him up for thanksgiving anyway" and was met with the biggest :horrorsurprise: face ever. Probably my favorite neighbors.
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I was leaving my apartment around 9pm and my neighbor across the hall has her door wide open. She is terrified. I see a bat circling in her living room and offer to help her get rid of it. I get a clothes basket and head over to corral the little guy. When I get there, he is nowhere to be found. She thinks he came in from the attic through her bathroom vent. We are in there trying to see if he's up there and I just casually glance around the room and she has some dirty undergarments on the floor. I immediately look back up at her, and she's like well, I'll worry about it tomorrow. Awkward.
Anyway the next day, I chased the bat out of her apartment, into the hallway, down the stairwell and out into the night air. Big brown bats are adorable.
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gross.
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I got home one night in college and just walked in the door when one of my roomies goes "You know those neighbors down the street that we don't know? Yah, good deal." I guess he was sitting in the livingroom and two chicks came to the door in hysterics. All he could get out of them was "We've tried like five houses and no one is home, we're so glad you're home *sob" "Come with us we need help *sob sob." etc.
The whole walk down there, they won't/can't tell him what's happening, he's thinking that they murdered someone and want him to help chop up the body or something. He walks in the house and he counts six cats, a couple of dogs, a ton of rando cages (some empty), and one fish. They lead him into one of the rooms and there's a dead gerbil/hamster (Chewi) in the middle of the floor. The one chick explains, finally, that one of her snakes (Charlemagne) escaped from its cage when she was at school and caught Chewi, only Charlemagne was too small to actually be able to get Chewi down so Charlemagne couldn't swallow Chewi completely. She was able to get Chewi away from Charlemagne. They asked my roomie to pick it up-they just couldn't touch their "pet" when Chewi was like this :bawl:. He asked for a couple of grocery sacks, double-bagged his hand for safety, picked it up, threw Chewi in a box that they had ready, which was complete with ornate decorations and its name. He didn't say a word, turned, walked out, and left.
We ended up never talking to those neighbors again.
I've always wondered if they were on an episode of "HOARDERS: Animal Edition."
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Just read through this entire thread. Can't believe it took me so long to come across this gem.
Thank you all for your stories. They have made my evening. :lol:
My neighbors are all really nice. One guy across the street has a pool and smokes cigars by his pool every day. That's about as weird as my neighbor stories get.
Oh and one of my other neighbors is a pretty avid home brewer. One time he let me taste one of his latest batches. :drink:
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So the girl across the hall texts me today to ask if I want to know a secret. I tell her sure. So she says that she creeps on me a lot. I ask how is that. She replies an hour later with: "so there's this thing...its called a peephole...I like to look out it a lot. And your apartment is right across from mine. so I creep on your booty when you walk out."
Why the eff would you tell someone that? :sdeek:
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:peek:
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So the girl across the hall texts me today to ask if I want to know a secret. I tell her sure. So she says that she creeps on me a lot. I ask how is that. She replies an hour later with: "so there's this thing...its called a peephole...I like to look out it a lot. And your apartment is right across from mine. so I creep on your booty when you walk out."
Why the eff would you tell someone that? :sdeek:
She wants to sex you up Sd_K
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Sd_K did not say "hot" girl across the hall. I think he would've specified if this was the case. This is not good, living next an ugly girl that constantly wants to sex you. When you bring home attractive girls, you now have a cockblock as a neighbor.
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Category: Nice
Neighbors went to a mushroom festival and dropped off a bunch of fungi at my place when they got back. Was skeptical b/c they are mushrooms, but also did not care. Turned out they were delicious. Thanks, neighbors.
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Was walking to campus one morning, saw a guy probably in his late 20s standing in his front yard. Overweight, sloppy, wearing a wife beater and shaving with an electric razor. I mean, I guess he doesn't have to worry about clogging his sink, but jfc.
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Was walking to campus one morning, saw a guy probably in his late 20s standing in his front yard. Overweight, sloppy, wearing a wife beater and shaving with an electric razor. I mean, I guess he doesn't have to worry about clogging his sink, but jfc.
How did he shave underneath the mask?
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Oh gosh, this was pre-mask popularity. If I see him again, and it is the mask, that would be incredible. It would be real-life PI city.
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She's opposite of a butter face.
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She's opposite of a butter face.
so like most large women.
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the 2 iranians in the apartment next to me have been screaming at each other in iranian for the last 20 minutes.
i'm sad that i can't understand what's going on :(
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the 2 iranians in the apartment next to me have been screaming at each other in iranian for the last 20 minutes.
i'm sad that i can't understand what's going on :(
Probably upset about the "So you think you can Dervish" results.
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it's quiet now.
these 2 guys moved into a 1 bedroom about 3 weeks ago, and i've never seen them together, only separately. one is like late 30's (teaching at k-state) and the other is mid 20's (grad student).
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I live in an older neighborhood with old people on all sides. The lady to the west stops by at least once a week with some story idea that the media should do a report on. It's usually stuff like garden worms or her knitting circle making dresses for African children. It really irritates me because she always knocks on my door when I am either just getting dressed to go to the gym or when I am in the very middle of cooking dinner.
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I live in an older neighborhood with old people on all sides. The lady to the west stops by at least once a week with some story idea that the media should do a report on. It's usually stuff like garden worms or her knitting circle making dresses for African children. It really irritates me because she always knocks on my door when I am either just getting dressed to go to the gym or when I am in the very middle of cooking dinner.
lady sounds like a perv.
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I live in an older neighborhood with old people on all sides. The lady to the west stops by at least once a week with some story idea that the media should do a report on. It's usually stuff like garden worms or her knitting circle making dresses for African children. It really irritates me because she always knocks on my door when I am either just getting dressed to go to the gym or when I am in the very middle of cooking dinner.
don't live in a neighborhood full of old people when you're not old. problem solved.
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saw the young guy getting into a car with a huge suitcase today :surprised:
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hahaha, old people
was in my bedroom the other day, heard a lady say "hello, is anyone here"
walk out of my bedroom and down the hall and what do I see but an old lady and her husband standing in my living room
I'm like, "can I help you and do you mind telling me what you are doing in my house while you're at it"
"we're here for the estate sale, there's a sign in your yard"
"sorry folks, wrong home, read the sign wrong address, have a nice day"
I mean you have to be kidding me
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hahaha, old people
was in my bedroom the other day, heard a lady say "hello, is anyone here"
walk out of my bedroom and down the hall and what do I see but an old lady and her husband standing in my living room
I'm like, "can I help you and do you mind telling me what you are doing in my house while you're at it"
"we're here for the estate sale, there's a sign in your yard"
"sorry folks, wrong home, read the sign wrong address, have a nice day"
I mean you have to be kidding me
Bloodfart's wife would have blown their brains out with a shotgun. They got lucky...
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hahaha, old people
was in my bedroom the other day, heard a lady say "hello, is anyone here"
walk out of my bedroom and down the hall and what do I see but an old lady and her husband standing in my living room
I'm like, "can I help you and do you mind telling me what you are doing in my house while you're at it"
"we're here for the estate sale, there's a sign in your yard"
"sorry folks, wrong home, read the sign wrong address, have a nice day"
I mean you have to be kidding me
Bloodfart's wife would have blown their brains out with a shotgun. They got lucky...
"Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
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saw the young guy getting into a car with a huge suitcase today :surprised:
probably a body in there. should definitely keep a telescoping eye on him.
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haven't seen him since! :sdeek: :surprised: :runaway:
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this is either a
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situation. My suggestion? Break into his house and check it out.
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no, i've seen the old guy and he's still in there (i can hear him moving around, very loud old guy), so he didn't kill the old guy.
maybe they had a rape room and killed someone in the rape room and he dragged the body out in the large suitcase and is now on his way back to iran before the authorities find him. :sdeek:
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no, i've seen the old guy and he's still in there (i can hear him moving around, very loud old guy), so he didn't kill the old guy.
maybe they had a rape room and killed someone in the rape room and he dragged the body out in the large suitcase and is now on his way back to iran before the authorities find him. :sdeek:
Probably a dirty bomb in the suitcase. Do you have a Geiger counter handy?
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crap, i left mine in garden city. :facepalm:
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the 2 iranians in the apartment next to me have been screaming at each other in iranian for the last 20 minutes.
i'm sad that i can't understand what's going on :(
Not neighbor related, but like in the early 2000's the mechanical engineering computer lab was just this little crappy room. Sometimes I'd be in there way late and there's be a group of three or four Indians or Pakistanis. Even after two hours I couldn't figure out if they were speaking English or a native language.
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I live in a fairly upscale condo building. The people directly above me are a family - Mom, Dad, and kid.
The kid has been SCREAMING for the past hour and stomping around the house.
It's fairly annoying.
The end.
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I live in a fairly upscale condo building. The people directly above me are a family - Mom, Dad, and kid.
The kid has been SCREAMING for the past hour and stomping around the house.
It's fairly annoying.
The end.
Set out a bowl of antifreeze. He drinks it boom problem solved.
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I had today off so this afternoon I took a walk around the hood with my kids.
Rollin down my back alley I watched a gang of 4 (maybe 5) 8th graders take a short cut through my yard toward us. They were surprised to see me and my gang of toddlers waiting for them in the alley way. I :eye:'d them while the rest of my gang :dubious: at them. The punks took off running through my neighbor's yard squealing like little girls.
Me & my gang won this time though I'm not sure the war is over yet... time will tell.
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My neighbor came over at like 10:00 last night to tell me my garage door was open. Thanks neighbor!
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I had today off so this afternoon I took a walk around the hood with my kids.
Rollin down my back alley I watched a gang of 4 (maybe 5) 8th graders take a short cut through my yard and into the back alley. They were surprised to see me and my gang of toddlers waiting for them in the alley way. I :eye:'d them while the rest of my gang :dubious: at them. The punks took off running through my neighbor's yard.
Me & my gang won this time though I'm not sure the war is over yet... time will tell.
I hope for your child's sake you were c&c'n. Or at least are smart enough to carry heat in the future.
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I had today off so this afternoon I took a walk around the hood with my kids.
Rollin down my back alley I watched a gang of 4 (maybe 5) 8th graders take a short cut through my yard and into the back alley. They were surprised to see me and my gang of toddlers waiting for them in the alley way. I :eye:'d them while the rest of my gang :dubious: at them. The punks took off running through my neighbor's yard.
Me & my gang won this time though I'm not sure the war is over yet... time will tell.
I hope for your child's sake you were c&c'n. Or at least are smart enough to carry heat in the future.
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Lol. Yes that thing is a rough ridin' 28ga. judge.
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I live in a fairly upscale condo building. The people directly above me are a family - Mom, Dad, and kid.
The kid has been SCREAMING for the past hour and stomping around the house.
It's fairly annoying.
The end.
Set out a bowl of antifreeze. He drinks it boom problem solved.
Good idea just set out a nice bowl with a sign reading "free kool-aid" :thumbs:
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I had today off so this afternoon I took a walk around the hood with my kids.
Rollin down my back alley I watched a gang of 4 (maybe 5) 8th graders take a short cut through my yard and into the back alley. They were surprised to see me and my gang of toddlers waiting for them in the alley way. I :eye:'d them while the rest of my gang :dubious: at them. The punks took off running through my neighbor's yard.
Me & my gang won this time though I'm not sure the war is over yet... time will tell.
I hope for your child's sake you were c&c'n. Or at least are smart enough to carry heat in the future.
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Lol. Yes that thing is a rough ridin' 28ga. judge.
The Raging Judge XXVIII is the perfect gun for putting under your pillow when you sleep. It's not so big that it sticks out the sides, but it's big enough that it can't slip out from under your pillow in the middle of the night without you noticing. You should always sleep with a gun under your pillow for more than just protection.
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Category: awkward
Last year around Christmas, my brother and I were driving over to our grandparents house to pick something up. It was night and hardly anyone was out driving. As we were pulling up to their house the cars headlights flashed inside their neighbors front window. We both notice that it's a blanket that is moving up and down very quickly. 3 seconds later we park the car in front of our grandparents house, and both of us go "Were they having sex?" Was confirmed when the next day we stopped by the house and their neighbors now have a large black board that covers the bottom half of their front window. Still haven't met them, probably never will.
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Category: Law Enforcement
I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?
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MURDER
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Category: Law Enforcement
I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?
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i guess that it is something not good
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MURDER
No, there would be about 5,000 police cars. There are only two.
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Category: Law Enforcement
I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?
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i guess that it is something not good
This is not a joke.
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Category: Law Enforcement
I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?
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Trying to identify a good place to stake out your house?
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MURDER
No, there would be about 5,000 police cars. There are only two.
thats b/c they don't know it yet
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Category: Law Enforcement
I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?
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Trying to identify a good place to stake out your house?
This is possibility #1.
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lol, chum framed his neighbor and is trolling the police, in addition to goEMAW
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The snow plow came by and couldn't do a very good job because of those two police cars. I may call to complain about it tomorrow.
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Category: Law Enforcement
I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?
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Trying to identify a good place to stake out your house?
If so, very stealth.
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So the "looking around the place with flashlights instead of just turning the lights on" is a real thing? I thought movies/TV shows just did that so the mood would be right.
Are the kids involved? Maybe child negligence? That's a long ass process so I doubt anything would happen anytime soon, if at all?
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So the "looking around the place with flashlights instead of just turning the lights on" is a real thing? I thought movies/TV shows just did that so the mood would be right.
dead tip-off that its mulder and scully then - tooms must be in the ventilation ductwork again, probably looking for another young bride
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The lights were on, guys. The lights were on.
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So the "looking around the place with flashlights instead of just turning the lights on" is a real thing? I thought movies/TV shows just did that so the mood would be right.
Are the kids involved? Maybe child negligence? That's a long ass process so I doubt anything would happen anytime soon, if at all?
yes. this. pet peeve of mocat's here jakesie.
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There's a handyman over there now. So, I think the cops were looking at damage to the house.
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Clearly its domestic violence. The husband prolly got tired of hearing how "awesome" his wife's daily activities were and decided to make her day not so "awesome."
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Clearly its domestic violence. The husband prolly got tired of hearing how "awesome" his wife's daily activities were and decided to make her day not so "awesome."
No boyfriend at the present time.
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And the ex is never over there.
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she's a divorced mom who is having a hard time dealing with her kids by herself. dad is out of the picture and she's single. the kids, without a paternal influence have begun to act up and have probably done some damange inside the home. mom, in an effort to bring some civility into the household, has previously threatened to call the cops if her older son didn't start behaving himself. well, he didn't behave himself. he's caused some damage to the house, or his brother. mom called the cops/filed a complaint. enough is enough, she said.
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Burglary. A detective just stopped by and asked if I saw anything yesterday.
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Burglary. A detective just stopped by and asked if I saw anything yesterday.
Time to move.
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i bet it was her son, also, i hope you have a shotgun and a dog.
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Her son is pretty nuts. Only 11. But pretty nuts.
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Sent my son out the front door this morning to catch his ride to preschool and saw this on my front porch. Time for some judgement.
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Sent my son out the front door this morning to catch his ride to preschool and saw this on my front porch. Time for some judgement.
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That is an ancient bottle, hasnt been in production for at least 5-7 years.
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what kind of maniac would take a five year old bottle of bud light and smash it all over bf's front porch? a crazed maniac is my guess.
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Maybe it was some hoarder who hadn't been able to walk across all of his crap to get to the fridge for 7 years. He finally gets his life in order, opens the fridge and sees an ice-cold Bud Light waiting for him. He pops it open, starts chugging, and then starts vomiting uncontrollably because the beer is 7 years old for Christ sakes. Then in a fit of insanity, he starts running around outside screaming and then heaves the bottle in the general direction of BF's house.
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Come on guys its a stock photo. I can get a real live photo if it would help. I didn't have time to clean it up this morning so the crime scene is still fresh.
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:lol:
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Please take an actual photo before you clean it up.
tia
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Come on guys its a stock photo. I can get a real live photo if it would help. I didn't have time to clean it up this morning so the crime scene is still fresh.
well how do you even expect us to solve the crime if we aren't even viewing the actual evidence? it's like i'm trying to do forensics with my sisters kids here or something and i don't even have time for this.
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Come on guys its a stock photo. I can get a real live photo if it would help. I didn't have time to clean it up this morning so the crime scene is still fresh.
well how do you even expect us to solve the crime if we aren't even viewing the actual evidence? it's like i'm trying to do forensics with my sisters kids here or something and i don't even have time for this.
Sorry rick I will report back with some real forensic evidence when I get time. I'm just so busy right now.
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Two things I learned today, bloodfart is a liar and doesn't know what a stock photo is.
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yeah Something is funny here. BF has time to google broken bud light bottle but doesn't have time to snap a quick pic?>:(
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yeah Something is funny here. BF has time to google broken bud light bottle but doesn't have time to snap a quick pic?>:(
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Maybe his Nokia doesn't have a camera.
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I am just so scared you guys. If you had as much to lose as me you would understand.
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i wonder why they threw a bottle at your house. sounds like your street isn't as quiet as your previously indicated to us.
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i wonder why they threw a bottle at your house. sounds like your street isn't as quiet as your previously indicated to us.
I'll bet it's the same kids that knock on the door and run. His wife was smart to want to shoot them.
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Come on guys its a stock photo. I can get a real live photo if it would help. I didn't have time to clean it up this morning so the crime scene is still fresh.
well how do you even expect us to solve the crime if we aren't even viewing the actual evidence? it's like i'm trying to do forensics with my sisters kids here or something and i don't even have time for this.
Sorry rick I will report back with some real forensic evidence when I get time. I'm just so busy right now.
oh ok i'm sorry then. don't mind me over here trying to help because i mistakenly assumed that the safety of your family was a priority of yours.
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BF what city do you live in
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BF what city do you live in
St. Joe, Kansas
Here's a pic of the school.
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Let me guess, you found that on the internet instead of taking a picture yourself. :lol: This guy.
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wait, why is there now a pic of the school and how does the school play into the bud light bottle? does bf live in the school? the school is his house? or maybe it's a "red herring".
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Daris and I are on this
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Unfortunately, I have a conflict of interest as I have previously ding-dong-ditched the bloodfart household. I am suspending my work on the mystery. RD is on his own
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Unfortunately, I have a conflict of interest as I have previously ding-dong-ditched the bloodfart household. I am suspending my work on the mystery. RD is on his own
that's fine. i've already begun to accumulate clues. first clue- saint joseph kansas is in cloud county. second clue- cloud county community college nickname is the thunderbirds. third clue- i've lived in concordia before and am v knowledgeable about concordia towny facts such as subway is owned by a guy named dan hinman and there used to be a grocery store named boogarts. also "the rock".
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Now I feel like I was just weighing this thing down all along
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Called the cops on my neighbors last night and 2 of them were taken away in cuffs. Got home from work around 10 and noticed an empty Natural Light 30 pack case in my yard from a few nights ago. I knew the parents next door were out of town on vacation and that only their 19 year old son was home, so I planted the case in his trashcan outside since we joke around a lot. I then promptly informed the cops of the underage drinking going on next door and they showed up within minutes. Turns out him and his friend really were quietly drinking inside. Oops sorry boys! :D
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Apparently the police still have them locked up in a prison cell as of 12 noon today, because Neighbor Boy just used his valuable phone call to cuss me out and I just hung up on his alcoholic face. I'm currently busy trying to get ahold of his parents in the Bahamas. :lol:
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Sounds like your neighbor's kid can dish it out but can't take it. I hope they give him the chair.
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This kid's FB page is going to be a treat once he gets out.
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Well I had the police take some aerial pictures of the crime scene. Hope this helps daris.
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hmmmm. those railroad tracks look suspiciously close to your residence. i'm going to need to interview the conductor.
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Looks like the police borrowed CanConfirm's camera.
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Looks like the police borrowed CanConfirm's camera.
Or Canco is undercover is acting like us to gain trust while building a case against us and will be bringing this place down wholesale.. :ohno:
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I think one of your trees fell down
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Looks like if you can't get them on the charge of vandalism you could probably get the fire marshal to condemn their house for not having two escape points (no windows).
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that is the rapiest children's book cover i've ever seen.
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I think one of your trees fell down
I sure hope it rains soon this drought is wreaking havoc on my yard.
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If BF lived on the other side of the tracks he wouldn't be having this problem.
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Ok after painstaking laboring all night I have reconstructed the object that was thrown at my dwelling. I give you exhibit A
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These guys are hardcore.
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Ok after painstaking laboring all night I have reconstructed the object that was thrown at my dwelling. I give you exhibit A
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stock photo.
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yep
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Called the cops on my neighbors last night and 2 of them were taken away in cuffs. Got home from work around 10 and noticed an empty Natural Light 30 pack case in my yard from a few nights ago. I knew the parents next door were out of town on vacation and that only their 19 year old son was home, so I planted the case in his trashcan outside since we joke around a lot. I then promptly informed the cops of the underage drinking going on next door and they showed up within minutes. Turns out him and his friend really were quietly drinking inside. Oops sorry boys! :D
If you called the cops over an empty box in your yard, you're kind of an bad person and snitches get stitches
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Yeah, real dick move, Spaces.
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Called the cops on my neighbors last night and 2 of them were taken away in cuffs. Got home from work around 10 and noticed an empty Natural Light 30 pack case in my yard from a few nights ago. I knew the parents next door were out of town on vacation and that only their 19 year old son was home, so I planted the case in his trashcan outside since we joke around a lot. I then promptly informed the cops of the underage drinking going on next door and they showed up within minutes. Turns out him and his friend really were quietly drinking inside. Oops sorry boys! :D
If you called the cops over an empty box in your yard, you're kind of an bad person and snitches get stitches
It was my box from a few nights earlier.
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Called the cops on my neighbors last night and 2 of them were taken away in cuffs. Got home from work around 10 and noticed an empty Natural Light 30 pack case in my yard from a few nights ago. I knew the parents next door were out of town on vacation and that only their 19 year old son was home, so I planted the case in his trashcan outside since we joke around a lot. I then promptly informed the cops of the underage drinking going on next door and they showed up within minutes. Turns out him and his friend really were quietly drinking inside. Oops sorry boys! :D
If you called the cops over an empty box in your yard, you're kind of an bad person and snitches get stitches
It was my box from a few nights earlier.
Why are you drinking Natty Light?
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He's in college, dumbass.
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He's in college, dumbass.
Still a valid question.
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Manhattan Cops arrested someone for quietly underage drinking in Manhattan? This has not been my experience, but maybe things have changed.
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it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com
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it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com
So you made the whole thing up?
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it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com
So you made the whole thing up?
:surprised:
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it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com
So you made the whole thing up?
:surprised:
:surprised:
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it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com
So you made the whole thing up?
:surprised:
:surprised:
You should have made up a better story.
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catfished by Spaces
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pretty obvious that it was made up gE'ers....
anyway, cops really did come last night to my place because the aforementioned iranian was stomping around and slamming doors because he was mad at the people below him. he's now getting evicted. i'm pretty happy about that, worst neighbor ever.
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Category: Crazy
Pulled into my apartment complex last night after working out and there was this large girl(hello mississippi) standing in the parking lot with her arms up yelling at something. I was all like oh man what is going on up in this place! So I get out of my car and there is this dude in a truck just laying on his horn for a good solid minute straight. The lady that was all mad went back inside. The lady downstairs had her son go over to the dude in the truck and see what was going on. Apparently some rando parked in this dudes parking spot and he was in the mood for NONE OF IT. This had apparently been going on for about 15 minutes and the dude had woken up anyone that was asleep and interrupted everyones dinners.
The son came back with the report that the crazy dude in the truck was going to ram the car out of the way. Good thing there is a cop that lives in the complex and he came over and calmed the dude down. Ten minutes later a tow truck showed up and yanked that car up and drove off. Two spots down there was an open spot that the dude could have parked in but he reallllllllllllllly wanted his spot.
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Do you live in the Carter?
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Neighbors have two dogs.
One small, white. One large, white.
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Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!
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Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!
Made up.
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Your town is collectively sending you guys a message. And that message is suck it/move out.
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Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!
Made up.
I WISH IT WAS!
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Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!
Made up.
I WISH IT WAS!
Nicname have kids?? :dunno:
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Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!
Do you have protection? This kid could be trouble. :ohno:
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Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!
Do you have protection? This kid could be trouble. :ohno:
Does the Sidewinder Dojo make house calls?
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Your town is collectively sending you guys a message. And that message is suck it/move out.
I won't give up on our town just yet.
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Time to clean this dump up.
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?
Not a Spani, but she had a kid so we're setting a "good example". Like the kid isn't going to figure it out eventually anyways.
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?
Not a Spani, but she had a kid so we're setting a "good example". Like the kid isn't going to figure it out eventually anyways.
She has a kid, you're not living together until you get married, you bought a house that only she is living in, and "someone" shoveled the walk for her. Ask her what his name is.
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?
Not a Spani, but she had a kid so we're setting a "good example". Like the kid isn't going to figure it out eventually anyways.
She has a kid, you're not living together until you get married, you bought a house that only she is living in, and "someone" shoveled the walk for her. Ask her what his name is.
Have you guys meet in person yet?
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?
Not a Spani, but she had a kid so we're setting a "good example". Like the kid isn't going to figure it out eventually anyways.
She has a kid, you're not living together until you get married, you bought a house that only she is living in, and "someone" shoveled the walk for her. Ask her what his name is.
Have you guys meet in person yet?
:lol:
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?
Not a Spani, but she had a kid so we're setting a "good example". Like the kid isn't going to figure it out eventually anyways.
She has a kid, you're not living together until you get married, you bought a house that only she is living in, and "someone" shoveled the walk for her. Ask her what his name is.
Have you guys meet in person yet?
No, why do you ask?
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Yeah, the new neighbor is trying to bang your fiance.
Also, LOL at living in sin. Ppl that don't live together before really seem to be rolling the dice. I mean, little things can't be hid from each other when you live there.
Little things like if she takes the trash out or if she bangs the neighbor.
Little things are important.
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Yeah, the new neighbor is trying to bang your fiance.
Also, LOL at living in sin. Ppl that don't live together before really seem to be rolling the dice. I mean, little things can't be hid from each other when you live there.
Little things like if she takes the trash out or if she bangs the neighbor.
Little things are important.
According to researchers at the University of Denver, couples who lived together before they were engaged have a higher divorce rate and lower marital satisfaction than those who waited until they were married, or at least engaged, to shack up.
Couples who play house pre-engagement are especially doomed for failure if, as many people do, they live together before marriage as a means of testing the relationship. Word of advice: if you feel the need to test your relationship, you probably already know something's wrong with it.
But researchers think this is where another factor comes into play. Rather than treating cohabitation as a profound and lifelong commitment, couples treat it as another stage of dating. So they're quicker to agree to do it than they would be to marry. But once they're living together, they find out breaking up can be next to impossible. Financially they adjust to having just one rent and utilities payment, and all of their stuff is there. A sort of inertia sets in.
After a few years of this, everybody in your life starts pressuring them to get married and they do it, because "that's just what people do."
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Hey 06,
One vote here for not living together before you're married. Ignore these guys! They're all going to have at least three wives.
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The ppl that study describes sound like real losers. Was this study focused solely on ppl that are losers?
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Hey 06,
One vote here for not living together before you're married. Ignore these guys! They're all going to have at least three wives.
Please. Married 11yrs now and happier now than we ever have been.
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Hey 06,
One vote here for not living together before you're married. Ignore these guys! They're all going to have at least three wives.
Please. Married 11yrs 12yrs now and happier now than we ever have been.
Not sure on the bold'd part Mrs. Gooch will need to confirm. :ohno:
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you guys are really old.
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So that study stevesie quoted must be skewed because the bloc of people that believe in not living together before marriage includes (but isn't limited to) the ultra-religious/conservative people who would not live together before marriage, and would also suffer through a miserable life before getting divorced.
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So that study stevesie quoted must be skewed because the bloc of people that believe in not living together before marriage includes (but isn't limited to) the ultra-religious/conservative people who would not live together before marriage, and would also suffer through a miserable life before getting divorced.
The church has a higher divorce rate in America than secular couples.
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So that study stevesie quoted must be skewed because the bloc of people that believe in not living together before marriage includes (but isn't limited to) the ultra-religious/conservative people who would not live together before marriage, and would also suffer through a miserable life before getting divorced.
The church has a higher divorce rate in America than secular couples.
The people that go to church on occasion, or those that would identify as very religious? That surprises me, though.
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So that study stevesie quoted must be skewed because the bloc of people that believe in not living together before marriage includes (but isn't limited to) the ultra-religious/conservative people who would not live together before marriage, and would also suffer through a miserable life before getting divorced.
The church has a higher divorce rate in America than secular couples.
The people that go to church on occasion, or those that would identify as very religious? That surprises me, though.
I'm pretty sure it's church members.
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Would love to see some comparos of the divorce rate of non-dumbasses compare to that of dumbasses.
I mean, I think that would really help ppl in analyzing their personal situations.
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If you are married, don't go to church, or you'll probably get divorced.
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Wikipedia, bitches:
Barna report:
Variation in divorce rates by religion:
Religion % have been divorced
Jews 30%
Born-again Christians 27%
Other Christians 24%
Atheists, Agnostics 21%
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Hey 06,
One vote here for not living together before you're married. Ignore these guys! They're all going to have at least three wives.
Please. Married 11yrs 12yrs now and happier now than we ever have been.
Not sure on the bold'd part Mrs. Gooch will need to confirm. :ohno:
We are going on 13 and I am right there with you.
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According to researchers at the University of Denver, couples who lived together before they were engaged have a higher divorce rate and lower marital satisfaction than those who waited until they were married, or at least engaged, to shack up.
Couples who play house pre-engagement are especially doomed for failure if, as many people do, they live together before marriage as a means of testing the relationship. Word of advice: if you feel the need to test your relationship, you probably already know something's wrong with it.
But researchers think this is where another factor comes into play. Rather than treating cohabitation as a profound and lifelong commitment, couples treat it as another stage of dating. So they're quicker to agree to do it than they would be to marry. But once they're living together, they find out breaking up can be next to impossible. Financially they adjust to having just one rent and utilities payment, and all of their stuff is there. A sort of inertia sets in.
After a few years of this, everybody in your life starts pressuring them to get married and they do it, because "that's just what people do."
This has not been my experience.
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According to researchers at the University of Denver, couples who lived together before they were engaged have a higher divorce rate and lower marital satisfaction than those who waited until they were married, or at least engaged, to shack up.
Couples who play house pre-engagement are especially doomed for failure if, as many people do, they live together before marriage as a means of testing the relationship. Word of advice: if you feel the need to test your relationship, you probably already know something's wrong with it.
But researchers think this is where another factor comes into play. Rather than treating cohabitation as a profound and lifelong commitment, couples treat it as another stage of dating. So they're quicker to agree to do it than they would be to marry. But once they're living together, they find out breaking up can be next to impossible. Financially they adjust to having just one rent and utilities payment, and all of their stuff is there. A sort of inertia sets in.
After a few years of this, everybody in your life starts pressuring them to get married and they do it, because "that's just what people do."
This has not been my experience.
What's quoted is true for people who are less fortunate than to have degrees and jobs and financial independence.
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(sniff sniff) Smells like Sodom and Gomorrah in here.
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Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.
Hey 06,
One vote here for not living together before you're married. Ignore these guys! They're all going to have at least three wives.
Please. Married 11yrs 12yrs now and happier now than we ever have been.
Not sure on the bold'd part Mrs. Gooch will need to confirm. :ohno:
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Your town is collectively sending you guys a message. And that message is suck it/move out.
I won't give up on our town just yet.
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Time to clean this dump up.
So I talked to some people around town today and come to find out this crap has been happening all over the place.
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I'm going to start leaving gifts on my front porch (a peace offering of sorts) so the hooligans will leave my place alone. What do trouble makers fancy these days? :dunno:
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JFC bunch of savages in here. Hope I don't live next to any of you sinners.
Not really. As stated before, this arrangement is primarily for the benefit of my soon-to-be stepchild. As for divorce, we're a sociological checklist of what to do before getting married by having our education paid for, no debt outside a few mortgages, stable jobs etc.
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I'm going to start leaving gifts on my front porch (a peace offering of sorts) so the hooligans will leave my place alone. What do trouble makers fancy these days? :dunno:
5th of jack.
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I had two sets of neighboors. One was a teacher who ended up moving out when him and his gf got married. The other was another teacher who lived with his lady and when the other guy got married she started pressuring her bf to marry her (at least that is what my weird neighbor, with multiplepersonality disorder, who lives between them told me). I guess he didn't want to get married because a month or two later she moved out. Two months after that he moved out too.
Now I only have the crazy neighbor, a new teacher (who I think is banging students) that moved into the other teacher's house that got married, and some new guy that I haven't quite figured out yet. I did see the new guy using a leaf blower while smoking a cigar the other day, so maybe he is cool.
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Oh man, nothing beats a guy doing yard work while smoking a cigar. Rich enough to enjoy the finer things in life, poor enough to still do his own yard work.
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Bloodfart, don't worry. I am sure this is just the shake down that comes before the goons approach you about starting to pay them protection money. Make up your mind now about what a good negotiation starting point would be for money then get used to the idea of having a black eye and a bad knee for a while.
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I'm going to start leaving gifts on my front porch (a peace offering of sorts) so the hooligans will leave my place alone. What do trouble makers fancy these days? :dunno:
speaking of crap on porches
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2013/02/man-accused-of-gunning-down-couple-over-dog-feces-admits-to-killing-the-man-claims-he-didnt-shoot-woman.html/ (http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2013/02/man-accused-of-gunning-down-couple-over-dog-feces-admits-to-killing-the-man-claims-he-didnt-shoot-woman.html/)
Kim said during a jailhouse interview this morning that the confrontation began over “human being [feces].” Kim claims Stafford put the waste at his door, then walked away.
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Category: Crazy
I'm woking in Fresno. Wasn't sure if I wanted to rent an apt right away, so instead I rent a room from a motherly old woman. Nice enough place in a nice enough area.
One day after work she comes knocking at the door: "wTw, come outside. HURRY"! I'm thinking one of her dogs got run over or some other silliness. I head out the back door and see her standing on a stepstool, peering over the privacy fence.
Immendiately, my spidey sense begins to tingle
"What is this crazy old battleaxe doing"? I think to myself. Suddenly, I see a shadow move past the garage on my left. At least I thought it was shadow. I look again, but it's gone. "Hmmm".. Anyway, I head for the fence and look over the top to discover:
11 heavily armed Fresno PD SWAT team members with weapons drawn down on the house directly behind where I live. They are so close I can read the engraving on the rather large handguns that are pointed at the house behind the one I reside in. And the shadow I saw was another officer moving quietly around the side of my garage to draw down on a side window of the house.
"VICTOR SIFUENTES (I forget the real name) COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! THE HOUSE IS SURROUNDED! IF YOU DON'T COME OUT, WE WILL SEND IN THE K-9 UNIT, FOLLOWED BY THE SWAT TEAM"!!! (Repeated 9 times per department protocol by bullhorn).
So I see this action and I immediately move away from the fence and head back toward my room. The landlady is still standing on the footstool, like a kid looking though the knotholes to watch a baseball game at Ebbetts Field.
After calling the guy out 9 times, they send in the dog. And then the SWAT team follows. Thankfully it was empty. As the streetshow was wrapping up, the neighbors are all milling about. And in Fresno, the demographics are a little different than here. It's about 60% hispanic. And again, the ENTIRE neighborhood is out watching when my landlady says to the SWAT team leader: "You should check that house over there too. These guys here and those guys there, are all in cahoots*.
Immediately, my spidey sense tingles again as all the neighbors begin staring at my landlady. Some of them are rather shady looking. (If you've ever resided in Fresno, you know what I mean.) Quickly, I slink back to the house and decide to sleep on the floor that night with my matress covering me in the event somebody straifs the house with an AR-15.
Turns out the guy they were looking for was a Fresno Bulldog gang dude, who shot six people at a party the previous October. Not a nice guy at all.
*Cahoots = In it together.
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Ebbetts field reference? How rough ridin' old are you?
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Yikes, good story though.
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Lots of Fresno peeps up in hur.
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Ebbetts field reference? How rough ridin' old are you?
:blush: Love baseball history. I guess you could say I'm old enough to know all about Ebbetts Field but young enough to have never seen it. I watched This Week In Baseball religiously with Mel Allen narrating.
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Ebbetts field reference? How rough ridin' old are you?
:blush: Love baseball history. I guess you could say I'm old enough to know all about Ebbetts Field but young enough to have never seen it. I watched This Week In Baseball religiously with Mel Allen narrating.
you and i can imagine that your fresno story was an episode of this week in baseball and the post above was a twib note.
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Thanks for sharing william I enjoyed reading your story. :thumbs:
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williamthewildcat, did your neighbors think that your landlady was your wife or did they know? That could have been bad if they thought she lived with you.
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williamthewildcat, did your neighbors think that your landlady was your wife or did they know? That could have been bad if they thought she lived with you.
Oh F no. She was really old. Dumb too. Nice enough old woman. I made sure very few neighbors saw my face that day. And it wasn't a bad neighborhood. I lived in an area called the "Tower District". Seriously, Fresno is/can be a dangerous place. It was the first city that I learned not to make eye contact with people in cars at intersections. There was a spate of murders that happened in that city when people thought somebody dissed one of the "eses" in another vehicle.
And it's a city that really has no ... how to put this... "transition" neighborhoods. You can go from a very affluent neighborhood to the barrio in matter of two city blocks. So the ne'er do well population isn't confined to one area. They are spread out over the entire city. It's a crazy place for sure.
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What's Sanger like these days?
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What's Sanger like these days?
When I traveled out of Fresno, I went to LA, SF, SD or to the mountains. Never stopped in Sanger or Visalia or any other place I wasn't familiar with.
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I don't have any neighbor stories. All my neighbors are great because they keep to themselves for the most part. One neighbor allows me to park my boat in his yard. He's my favorite neighbor. Another is quick to pay if our shared fence needs repair. A couple of lesbians moved in across the street about a month ago. I'm giving their friends a grace period about parking in front of my mailbox on Saturday mornings and rough ridin' up my mail delivery. I will think of some passive-aggressive way to retaliate if it continues much longer. I don't know what will get my feathers ruffled after August when there will be no Saturday delivery.
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I don't have any neighbor stories. All my neighbors are great because they keep to themselves for the most part. One neighbor allows me to park my boat in his yard. He's my favorite neighbor. Another is quick to pay if our shared fence needs repair. A couple of lesbians moved in across the street about a month ago. I'm giving their friends a grace period about parking in front of my mailbox on Saturday mornings and rough ridin' up my mail delivery. I will think of some passive-aggressive way to retaliate if it continues much longer. I don't know what will get my feathers ruffled after August when there will be no Saturday delivery.
#oldgrumpypeoplesproblems
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What's Sanger like these days?
When I traveled out of Fresno, I went to LA, SF, SD or to the mountains. Never stopped in Sanger or Visalia or any other place I wasn't familiar with.
I think Sanger is like a barrio in Fresno now. Used to be separate town.
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I don't have any neighbor stories. All my neighbors are great because they keep to themselves for the most part. One neighbor allows me to park my boat in his yard. He's my favorite neighbor. Another is quick to pay if our shared fence needs repair. A couple of lesbians moved in across the street about a month ago. I'm giving their friends a grace period about parking in front of my mailbox on Saturday mornings and rough ridin' up my mail delivery. I will think of some passive-aggressive way to retaliate if it continues much longer. I don't know what will get my feathers ruffled after August when there will be no Saturday delivery.
Your neighbors are great compared to mine. I built a privacy fence last year and neither one offered to help pay for it. The guy to the south offered to help me once when I was setting the posts then never showed. The old lady to the north of me wanted me to put lattice along her side so the garden she keeps would still have enough sun shine but never offered to pay for anything. Screw them both I just put regular cedar plank all the way around and encroached on the boundaries a few inches. The old lady motioned me over to the fence a few days after it was finished and asked me if I could put a hinged peek hole on her side because she liked watching my kids play in the back yard. I told her "I'll see what I can do."
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yeah, a peek hole kind of defeats the purpose of a privacy fence.
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I have no complaints about my neighbors. Except the lesbians. They're new, I'll beat them into shape.
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yeah, a peek hole kind of defeats the purpose of a privacy fence.
She has already pushed out every knot hole on her side and trashed them so I couldn't glue them back in place. :blank:
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yeah, a peek hole kind of defeats the purpose of a privacy fence.
She has already pushed out every knot hole on her side and trashed them so I couldn't glue them back in place. :blank:
You must have some really adorable kids.
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yeah, a peek hole kind of defeats the purpose of a privacy fence.
She has already pushed out every knot hole on her side and trashed them so I couldn't glue them back in place. :blank:
Have you by chance checked the sex offender list for your neighborhood?
That old lady sounds creepy as crap.
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yeah, a peek hole kind of defeats the purpose of a privacy fence.
She has already pushed out every knot hole on her side and trashed them so I couldn't glue them back in place. :blank:
You must have some really adorable kids.
Well yeah that goes without saying but thanks anyways. :D
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yeah, a peek hole kind of defeats the purpose of a privacy fence.
She has already pushed out every knot hole on her side and trashed them so I couldn't glue them back in place. :blank:
Have you by chance checked the sex offender list for your neighborhood?
That old lady sounds creepy as crap.
She is a retired grade school teacher :horrorsurprise: Maybe she can't get her fix anymore and is jonesing for my little ones. :horrorsurprise:
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Is it normal to help pay for someone else's privacy fence?
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Is it normal to help pay for someone else's privacy fence?
Yes.
The best reason why is so that you have some control in what the new barrier on your property line will look like.
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homeowners are so weird
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homeowners are so weird
Paying for half will also let you control where the mustache is mounted and makes sure it is installed in such a way that your miniature terrier can't get through it.
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Is it normal to help pay for someone else's privacy fence?
Generally, the fences are built along the property line and belong to both homeowners. At least in the case of subdivisions where the builder put the fences in before selling the house. If you have a house with no fence, I don't think you should expect the neighbors to want to contribute to your privacy fence unless they're planning to build a fence around their yard too and want to share a common fence.
In my case, I share a fence line with three neighbors. If I wanted to replace my entire fence with something nicer, taller or just newer, I would likely ask all of my neighbors if they wanted to contribute to their share of the fence line. However, if they don't have the money, don't want to spend the money or are completely happy with they current fence situation, they are not legally obligated to contribute. Some HOAs might require them too but mine does not.
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I don't think you can expect neighbors to contribute to building a new fence when they didn't have or want a fence - although it doesn't hurt to ask, I guess.
But if a common fence is holding in their dogs then they definitey should contribute to upkeep.
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What's Sanger like these days?
When I traveled out of Fresno, I went to LA, SF, SD or to the mountains. Never stopped in Sanger or Visalia or any other place I wasn't familiar with.
I think Sanger is like a barrio in Fresno now. Used to be separate town.
True. Fresno rule of thumb: live north of Herndon or east of Nees. Clovis is nice.
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True. Fresno rule of thumb: live north of Herndon or east of Nees. Clovis is nice.
I liked it there. Enjoyed being able to ride my bicycle almost any day of the week. Well, almost. When I first arrived, my car was still back in KC, so I rode my bike to work and home every day (about 30 miles). Rented a car on the w/e if I needed it. One Saturday, I rode my bike up to the WalMart on Herndon.
As I was getting ready to chain it, this big ese walks right up to a bike that's chained next to mine. He takes his bolt cutters and chomps through the chain, picks up the bike and starts to walk away. In broad daylight. At a Walmart. On a busy Saturday. As he walked away I said "Man, you're a good union thief, working on Saturday and all". (spidey sense begins to tingle as I know I should have said nothing). He said: Yea, And I'll be back to get that one. Points at my $1600 bike and only mode of transport until my car arrives. I unchained my bike, rode home and took the city bus back to WalMart. (another fantastic place to see first hand Fresno crazies up close).
I talked to the Police about it. They said bicycle theft is "rampant and we can't stop it". The detective I spoke to over the phone said "Never leave your bike unattended. Even then they'll walk up and jack it from you at gunpoint. So be extra cautious in suspect neighborhoods". Not erxactly a ringing endorsement for the city, but I took the advice to heart.
Fresno is also the stolen car capital of the country. The actually put the faces of the "Top 5 car thieves in the Fresno" on the front page of the paper so folks would know who they were. Had their pictures in the paper and everything. The jail was too crowded and they determined they weren't violent offenders so they let them out early to make room for violent criminals. Here's the link.
http://www.fresnobee.com/2012/01/25/2697313/fresno-has-a-new-top-5-car-thieves.html
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man, you can't be using a friggin chain to secure your bike.
But I do enjoy your Fresno stories. :thumbs:
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Fresno is starting to sound like the worst city in America.
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California is no longer for me.
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True. Fresno rule of thumb: live north of Herndon or east of Nees. Clovis is nice.
I liked it there. Enjoyed being able to ride my bicycle almost any day of the week. Well, almost. When I first arrived, my car was still back in KC, so I rode my bike to work and home every day (about 30 miles). Rented a car on the w/e if I needed it. One Saturday, I rode my bike up to the WalMart on Herndon.
As I was getting ready to chain it, this big ese walks right up to a bike that's chained next to mine. He takes his bolt cutters and chomps through the chain, picks up the bike and starts to walk away. In broad daylight. At a Walmart. On a busy Saturday. As he walked away I said "Man, you're a good union thief, working on Saturday and all". (spidey sense begins to tingle as I know I should have said nothing). He said: Yea, And I'll be back to get that one. Points at my $1600 bike and only mode of transport until my car arrives. I unchained my bike, rode home and took the city bus back to WalMart. (another fantastic place to see first hand Fresno crazies up close).
I talked to the Police about it. They said bicycle theft is "rampant and we can't stop it". The detective I spoke to over the phone said "Never leave your bike unattended. Even then they'll walk up and jack it from you at gunpoint. So be extra cautious in suspect neighborhoods". Not erxactly a ringing endorsement for the city, but I took the advice to heart.
Fresno is also the stolen car capital of the country. The actually put the faces of the "Top 5 car thieves in the Fresno" on the front page of the paper so folks would know who they were. Had their pictures in the paper and everything. The jail was too crowded and they determined they weren't violent offenders so they let them out early to make room for violent criminals. Here's the link.
http://www.fresnobee.com/2012/01/25/2697313/fresno-has-a-new-top-5-car-thieves.html
williamthewildcat...pffft. More like peterparkerthewildcat.
(Couldn't decide between that and williamthespiderman. I thought that would only work if he was "thebatman".)
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Sounds like Fresno is the Detroit of the west coast.
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California is no longer for me.
smart move, Fresno is a pretty fair representation of California.
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California is no longer for me.
smart move, Fresno is a pretty fair representation of California.
and this week....San Diego felt more like San Francisco. It must have been in the down in the 40's. Pretty horrible, really.
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California is no longer for me.
smart move, Fresno is a pretty fair representation of California.
Places that are a lot like Fresno:
Torrance
Rancho Cucomonga
Compton
Oakland
The list goes on.
I liked Long Beach, FWIW. Still not for me. No skin off your back.
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Apparently my neighbor has trained their cat to crap on the welcome mat outside my front door.
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Apparently my neighbor has trained their cat to crap on the welcome mat outside my front door.
Put tar or something else that is sticky on top of your mat and you'll catch that cat.
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Apparently my neighbor has trained their cat to crap on the welcome mat outside my front door.
Please merge with the killing animals thread.
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Apparently my neighbor has trained their cat to crap on the welcome mat outside my front door.
Return the favor..... :gocho:
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Apparently my neighbor has trained their cat to crap on the welcome mat outside my front door.
Return the favor..... :gocho:
Yes, catch their cat and then train it to crap on your neighbor's mat.
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I live in a townhouse and the girl that lives on the other side has had all of her lights on since we got back from Spring Break. I put in some long hours at school and so do my roommates, but we've noticed that we've not seen her in a long, long time. The other day, some one came and put little coupons on everyone's doorknob going into their house. Hers is still there.
We share a back deck, and we've peeked in through her back door (that has a window on it) and there's clothes thrown all over the kitchen. It's been like that for at least a week. This chick supposedly goes to school with us, but we never see her there.
what if she's dead in there?
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You'd smell it, probably.
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maybe so, but maybe not!
also, our house has had a few mice around lately. what if they're coming over from her place because they've been eating her body and their taste for flesh isn't satisfied???
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That's pretty weird, Dlew. Maybe she's been staying at her boyfriend's house, and just forgot to turn the lights off before she left.
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then explain the clothes strewn all over the kitchen!
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Well I'm not sure how that explains her being dead, either.
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maybe so, but maybe not!
also, our house has had a few mice around lately. what if they're coming over from her place because they've been eating her body and their taste for flesh isn't satisfied???
Put out some decent mouse traps baited with a dab of peanut butter. Also call the police to check her place. Not necessarily in that order, however.
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foul play, perhaps?
i'll try to take a picture tomorrow, but really, it's pretty weird. there has to be some explanation, but the lights being on, the place being a strange mess, it being the middle of the semester...
very curious, indeed!
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I have a new neighbor. He is a train engineer. :D
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dlew,
we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
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I have a new neighbor. He is a train engineer. :D
Your life is such a beautiful thing! :cheers:
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then explain the clothes strewn all over the kitchen!
Do the clothes look ripped up -- like someone was wearing them and they got ripped off in the middle of a rape/murder?
Or are they a bunch of cute outfits laying around like the girl was deciding what to wear/pack right before she left for a week long trip?
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eric bieniemy moved in next door. a very pak'd clams was out front pak'n with friend on saturday night when eric walked by, she was like "hey eric what are you doing?" he replied "i'm going to get a pizza from cpk". she said to me, "that's eric bieniemy", so i stood up and introduced myself. he and i chatted for a minute or two, and he went to get his pizza. but not before she and i both reprimanded him for choosing cpk. we live in a very pizza rich environment but since he just moved in, we gave him a pass. he seemed to be a very nice person, not the person i thought him to be.
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Man, that's great clams. Not train engineer great bit still.
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oh it's much better, the four of us know it too.
stay tuned for "the royal who moved in next door" edition.
we haven't met face to face yet, hence the reason why i'm kind of saving that one. i really want to bring the heat with my neighbor stories, mostly out of respect for how rusty taught us padawans with his back to the future musings.
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It'll depend how many trains the royal has driven I guess.
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I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if you just mean model trains.
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was really surreal when sash kaun lived next door. the first few times i saw him, i couldn't believe it was him. wow, that guy looks just like sasha kaun. but after a while i knew it was him. he loved to go to ingredient on the plaza and pick up food for his fiance. it was recently opened and i loved to go there too, it wasn't until later that i finally got burned out on their food. regardless, sasha and i really never clicked, until one special saturday night. it was around 8pm during what had been an all day pak sesh, there he was in front of me- we were close to kona grill and plaza III, just he, and i, and KC SportsAnchorKAT. obviously i wanted to ask sasha over to latte land for some tea with jason bennett and i, but no- instead i said hello and he said hello, and that was the last time we spoke. it was the last time i saw him. he married his girl the next week at loose park and off he went to soviet russia to get paid.
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I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if you just mean model trains.
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I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if you just mean model trains.
it probably takes more skill to engineer model trains than it does the real thing, you can trust me on this one, i grew up around a lot of trains
good bud of clams actually told me they are thinking about removing the "engineer" title from guys who put the train into/out of gear.
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I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if you just mean model trains.
it probably takes more skill to engineer model trains than it does the real thing, you can trust me on this one, i grew up around a lot of trains
good bud of clams actually told me they are thinking about removing the "engineer" title from guys who put the train into/out of gear.
Maybe, but if the model train guy moves in next door, what can you get out of it? A demo at best. "Oh sweet mountain range scene bro, I bet that took lots of work." But if a real train engineer moves in you could get a free train ride and I bet if you played your cards right you could pull on that chain that blows the whistle.
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True Story:
When ben ji's hayseed dad first got to K-State he thought the college of engineering trained people to drive trains.
Side Story from that- When he first met ben ji's mom and she told him she was a business major he asked her if she was going to be a secretary.
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dlew,
we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car. we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers. i don't know her name. she's a blonde gal. at least a few years older than myself. big frame.
we haven't seen her for a long time. it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.
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there are no free rides on trains anymore, lmao that cartierfor3 thinks that. with what liability insurance is + the fact that trains carry all sorts of secret goverment/military stuff around the country (missiles, ammo, etc), the most steve dave is going to get is an instagram from 100 feet away and behind a electric fence w/ razor wire on top.
you wonder what filter will he choose? my money is on X-Pro II
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eric bieniemy moved in next door. a very pak'd clams was out front pak'n with friend on saturday night when eric walked by, she was like "hey eric what are you doing?" he replied "i'm going to get a pizza from cpk". she said to me, "that's eric bieniemy", so i stood up and introduced myself. he and i chatted for a minute or two, and he went to get his pizza. but not before she and i both reprimanded him for choosing cpk. we live in a very pizza rich environment but since he just moved in, we gave him a pass. he seemed to be a very nice person, not the person i thought him to be.
Since we're name dropping...awhile back I was neighbors with Ross Gload. Yes, that Ross Gload. Former WS champ and Royals legend Ross Gload. Any who one night I was pretty pak'd and came across a malnourished but friendly cat. Being the animal lover and Good Samaritan that I am, I decided to take the cat as an addition to my family. As I mentioned I was a bit pak'd so after securing said cat I attempted to open my door and let the cat in. In a frantic turn of events, the cat bolted towards future Royals HOF Ross Gloads rental house. Upset that I may lose this feline beast I went after the cat only to apprehend the cat in Ross' front yard. Ive had the cat for 5 years now and from that faithful day a long time ago, I will always be a fan of Ross Gload.
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that's a pretty great story lil'smoke
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DLew, she is def dead. Definitely.
If I were you, I would be the one to call the cops so that they don't suspect you. Then you can go about life while the cops spend their time interrogating your roommates.
Trust me.
Dead.
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dlew,
we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car. we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers. i don't know her name. she's a blonde gal. at least a few years older than myself. big frame.
we haven't seen her for a long time. it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.
Pro tip: order a pizza and get it sent to her address. If no one answers grab the pizza guy and say you accidentally put in the wrong address. If she comes out you do the same.
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dlew,
we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car. we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers. i don't know her name. she's a blonde gal. at least a few years older than myself. big frame.
we haven't seen her for a long time. it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.
Pro tip: order a pizza and get it sent to her address. If no one answers grab the pizza guy and say you accidentally put in the wrong address. If she comes out you do the same.
That's brilliant
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dlew,
we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car. we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers. i don't know her name. she's a blonde gal. at least a few years older than myself. big frame.
we haven't seen her for a long time. it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.
Pro tip: order a pizza and get it sent to her address. If no one answers grab the pizza guy and say you accidentally put in the wrong address. If she comes out you do the same.
how is this better than ringing her doorbell yourself?
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dlew,
we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car. we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers. i don't know her name. she's a blonde gal. at least a few years older than myself. big frame.
we haven't seen her for a long time. it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.
Pro tip: order a pizza and get it sent to her address. If no one answers grab the pizza guy and say you accidentally put in the wrong address. If she comes out you do the same.
how is this better than ringing her doorbell yourself?
You don't look like a creepy weirdo.
Plus you get a pizza out of it.
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I haven't done the pizza maneuver before, but I am pretty sure you still have to pay for that pizza. :dunno:
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Go with Jimmy John's if you're too impatient to wait for a pizza.
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Ask to borrow some sugar or an egg or something.
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corkscrew
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Flaming bag of dog poop on porch. :lol:
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Ask to borrow some sugar or an egg or something.
You do realize this is 2103 right? I mean that's serial killer 101 right there.
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corkscrew
serial killer 601 (grad school level scheme here from clams)
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this is getting ridiculous. it's now monday afternoon and still no pictures. still no updated information. no name. no vehicle information. nothing. why do i even bother sometimes i don't even know. it's like i'm wanting to watch an episode of castle but i'm stuck with the encyclopedia dlew brown amateur hour. what a waste of my time.
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theory: she doesn't exist, all part of dlew's imagination
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The egg was hard-boiled.
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how did he know the knife was short if it was still in the watermelon?
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this is getting ridiculous. it's now monday afternoon and still no pictures. still no updated information. no name. no vehicle information. nothing. why do i even bother sometimes i don't even know. it's like i'm wanting to watch an episode of castle but i'm stuck with the encyclopedia dlew brown amateur hour. what a waste of my time.
I bet DLew doesn't even live in a townhouse/duplex.
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She's actually left handed
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Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!
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Hard to see from this angle, but this is her kitchen. The door has a window on it. The thing blocking the window is the door to her washer/drier. The clutter in the middle of the room is clothes/boxes.
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I'm pretty sure she's dead in there. But there's nothing we can do about it now so we might as well all stop worrying about it.
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Hard to see from this angle, but this is her kitchen. The door has a window on it. The thing blocking the window is the door to her washer/drier. The clutter in the middle of the room is clothes/boxes.
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I'm pretty sure she's dead in there. But there's nothing we can do about it now so we might as well all stop worrying about it.
Looks like someones already kicked that door in once...
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This is like the safe on Reddit. We may never know the answer.
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No pictures of anything to Dlew peering in windows taking snapshots. Really upped his game on that. When they find out she was murdered Dlew, they are going to blame the person who was taking pictures peering in her windows.
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Please call the police...I am worried about this gal!
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stays at her boyfriend's, must maintain separate residence because of parents (who don't live nearby, but just in case)
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I think she murdered someone in her own apartment then chirped out of town.
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Every night this week the people across the street have been outside in the street yelling the n word a lot and almost fought each other.
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Have I ever told you about my neighbor who only eats take-out or delivery? I meet one of the delivery guys coming in to the complex on my way to work every day. I used to see him on my way to class every day this summer with a fast food sack. :barf:
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One of my neighbors is insanely fat. I think I've talked about how I know I'm sort of an bad person so my diminutive sensitive side kicks in overdrive and says "well maybe he has a thyroid condition." And then you see him at the grocery store buying two gallons of ice cream or a cake or a plastic tin of cupcakes. Poor rough rider is going to die young.
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Every night this week the people across the street have been outside in the street yelling the n word a lot and almost fought each other.
Where do you live?
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Every night this week the people across the street have been outside in the street yelling the n word a lot and almost fought each other.
Stop changing the subject dlew. Is your neighbor dead or what?
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Where do you live?
The Village in Savoy.
Stop changing the subject dlew. Is your neighbor dead or what?
Good grief. Yes. She's long gone. People die all the time. Get over it.
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calling the cops on your neighbor (not that one) when they are blasting music at midnight on a monday... yay or nay? i feel like an old fuddy duddy, but i'm almost to that point
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should mention that the offender is mid 50's probably. i would be a lot more understanding of college kids
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seems to me you just have a case of the mondays
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calling the cops on your neighbor (not that one) when they are blasting music at midnight on a monday... yay or nay? i feel like an old fuddy duddy, but i'm almost to that point
Knock on the door with a 30 pack and ask if you can join the party.
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i hate this woman with a passion, xocolate thundarr. she's probably already had a case of natty and who knows what else. i have no interest in dealing with her personally
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tapatalk preview instantly makes me think of digdogger
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i hate this woman with a passion, xocolate thundarr. she's probably already had a case of natty and who knows what else. i have no interest in dealing with her personally
You need to move.
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She must read goEMAW.com because a minute after I posted this she shut off her music after 4 hours of "everybody hurts" on repeat
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Yesterday I woke up to my downstairs neighbor running up and down the interior stairs of our apartment building in his tightey whities yelling to some imaginary friend. When I left for work he was standing at attention in front of the front door wearing a backpack and holding a pair of shoes in one hand, still dressed in only his underwear. I have no idea what was going on.
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Yesterday I woke up to my downstairs neighbor running up and down the interior stairs of our apartment building in his tightey whities yelling to some imaginary friend. When I left for work he was standing at attention in front of the front door wearing a backpack and holding a pair of shoes in one hand, still dressed in only his underwear. I have no idea what was going on.
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Yesterday I woke up to my downstairs neighbor running up and down the interior stairs of our apartment building in his tightey whities yelling to some imaginary friend. When I left for work he was standing at attention in front of the front door wearing a backpack and holding a pair of shoes in one hand, still dressed in only his underwear. I have no idea what was going on.
:lol:
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She must read goEMAW.com because a minute after I posted this she shut off her music after 4 hours of "everybody hurts" on repeat
About 5 years ago our neighbor threw a huge party. He has a few pretty large ones every year, it's not usually too bad unless the weather is warm and enough people venture onto his deck in the early morning hours. But this night there were probably twice as many cars on the street, and the volume was much louder than normal. The next morning I notice the party is still going on, and there is a tour bus parked in front of our yards. Turns out it was the band "Blue October."
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She must read goEMAW.com because a minute after I posted this she shut off her music after 4 hours of "everybody hurts" on repeat
About 5 years ago our neighbor threw a huge party. He has a few pretty large ones every year, it's not usually too bad unless the weather is warm and enough people venture onto his deck in the early morning hours. But this night there were probably twice as many cars on the street, and the volume was much louder than normal. The next morning I notice the party is still going on, and there is a tour bus parked in front of our yards. Turns out it was the band "Blue October."
:thumbs: Sounds like a cool bunch of people.
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They are. He also is a flooring expert and master tiler, which has helped us a ton as we start projects.
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dlew, did you ever find out if your neighbor lady died?
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So I live in an area of Overland Park that is rumored to have a thriving swinger community. I've heard they mark their houses with a large white rock in the front yard, but I've also heard they use gazing balls.
Anyway, shortly after learning about this, I notice my next door neighbors have this big white rock and a purple gazing ball in their front landscaping. I've only talked to the wife twice, and I don't know the guy very well, but he's always outdoors working on his lawn (he's that prick who has the best the lawn on the block, but he's also pretty nice). So I go up and talk to him about his lawn for a while, and then I decide to just ask him point blank. Hey, I noticed you have this big whtie rock and that gazing ball. Might seem like a weird question, but are you a swinger? He kind of looked at me funny and said no. But the next day, the gazing ball is gone from the front yard. He still lets me borrow tools and stuff, though.
He must have been the 1 guy on the block that genuinely enjoyed having white rocks and gazing balls on his lawn, and you just ruined it for him. Can confirm this swinger culture though as my friend used to have a summer job mowing lawns in said neighborhood and one time he saw a 'party' through a window.
Also can confirm. My old boss bought a house in similar neighborhood when he moved here from east coast. First lawn work he did was had all the mulch replaced with small white decorative rock. He eventually had it all removed and replaced with something else because he was uncomfortable with the attention it brought.
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That was posted on our neighborhood facebook page. The people she refers to responded with how they were excited to have her in the group. Now it's deleted :sdeek:
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Lol.
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I always suspected Marla and Chad were getting down.
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last house I had white rock, but it was mostly retirees and I didn't get invited to any lemon parties.
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last house I had white rock, but it was mostly retirees and I didn't get invited to any lemon parties.
Yeah that's good
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Friday morning I was awoken by a kcpd officer knocking on my door who was doing a wellness check on my neighbor. She said that his work had called in that the guy had been sick lately and hadn't shown up for work and they couldn't get ahold of him. His truck wasn't in the driveway either. This dude is very much a work and home hermit kinda guy (but nice). Mid to late 50's, single. Didn't see him come home at all this weekend. Starting to feel like something bad has probably happened :frown:
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Friday morning I was awoken by a kcpd officer knocking on my door who was doing a wellness check on my neighbor. She said that his work had called in that the guy had been sick lately and hadn't shown up for work and they couldn't get ahold of him. His truck wasn't in the driveway either. This dude is very much a work and home hermit kinda guy (but nice). Mid to late 50's, single. Didn't see him come home at all this weekend. Starting to feel like something bad has probably happened :frown:
category: sad/anxious
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Friday morning I was awoken by a kcpd officer knocking on my door who was doing a wellness check on my neighbor. She said that his work had called in that the guy had been sick lately and hadn't shown up for work and they couldn't get ahold of him. His truck wasn't in the driveway either. This dude is very much a work and home hermit kinda guy (but nice). Mid to late 50's, single. Didn't see him come home at all this weekend. Starting to feel like something bad has probably happened :frown:
So I went to the county website to find this guy's name because some people were cleaning out his house. Turns out his body was found in a lake 2 weeks ago. :frown:
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Damn. :frown:
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Sad
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Awful. Any idea what happened?
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Nope, very little information so far.
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That’s terrible
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Somebody from my neighborhood knocked on my door yesterday to earhole me with questions about my solar panels. My eff outta here face must not have been pronounced enough as this person went on for like ten minutes. It's bad enough when I get interrupted while mowing or doing something in my front yard but knocking on my door is too much.
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Somebody from my neighborhood knocked on my door yesterday to earhole me with questions about my solar panels. My eff outta hear face must not have been pronounced enough as this person went on for like ten minutes. It's bad enough when I get interrupted while mowing or doing something in my front yard but knocking on my door is too much.
Should probably go take that bad person test.
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My neighbors have bright white christmas lights that, although smaller in number, rival Clark's. Luckily our bedroom doesn't face that house but it's a little off-putting to glance out a window at 9pm and have it seem like daylight.
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New neighbor moved this weekend with California plates. I'm about to go tell him to not "California my Texas".