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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #350 on: April 19, 2013, 12:01:58 AM »
maybe so, but maybe not!

also, our house has had a few mice around lately.  what if they're coming over from her place because they've been eating her body and their taste for flesh isn't satisfied???



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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #351 on: April 19, 2013, 12:03:36 AM »
That's pretty weird, Dlew. Maybe she's been staying at her boyfriend's house, and just forgot to turn the lights off before she left.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #352 on: April 19, 2013, 12:04:40 AM »
then explain the clothes strewn all over the kitchen!



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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #353 on: April 19, 2013, 12:06:00 AM »
Well I'm not sure how that explains her being dead, either.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #354 on: April 19, 2013, 12:06:29 AM »
maybe so, but maybe not!

also, our house has had a few mice around lately.  what if they're coming over from her place because they've been eating her body and their taste for flesh isn't satisfied???

Put out some decent mouse traps baited with a dab of peanut butter. Also call the police to check her place. Not necessarily in that order, however.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #355 on: April 19, 2013, 12:06:54 AM »
foul play, perhaps?

i'll try to take a picture tomorrow, but really, it's pretty weird.  there has to be some explanation, but the lights being on, the place being a strange mess, it being the middle of the semester...

very curious, indeed!


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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #356 on: April 19, 2013, 10:21:33 AM »
I have a new neighbor. He is a train engineer.  :D

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #357 on: April 19, 2013, 10:23:26 AM »
dlew,

we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #358 on: April 19, 2013, 10:24:04 AM »
I have a new neighbor. He is a train engineer.  :D
Your life is such a beautiful thing! :cheers:

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #359 on: April 19, 2013, 11:12:28 AM »
then explain the clothes strewn all over the kitchen!


Do the clothes look ripped up -- like someone was wearing them and they got ripped off in the middle of a rape/murder?
Or are they a bunch of cute outfits laying around like the girl was deciding what to wear/pack right before she left for a week long trip?

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #360 on: April 19, 2013, 12:04:03 PM »
eric bieniemy moved in next door.  a very pak'd clams was out front pak'n with friend on saturday night when eric walked by, she was like "hey eric what are you doing?"  he replied "i'm going to get a pizza from cpk". she said to me, "that's eric bieniemy", so i stood up and introduced myself.  he and i chatted for a minute or two, and he went to get his pizza.  but not before she and i both reprimanded him for choosing cpk.  we live in a very pizza rich environment but since he just moved in, we gave him a pass.  he seemed to be a very nice person, not the person i thought him to be.


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« Reply #361 on: April 19, 2013, 12:05:00 PM »
Man, that's great clams. Not train engineer great bit still.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #362 on: April 19, 2013, 12:10:30 PM »
oh it's much better, the four of us know it too. 

stay tuned for "the royal who moved in next door" edition. 

we haven't met face to face yet, hence the reason why i'm kind of saving that one.  i really want to bring the heat with my neighbor stories, mostly out of respect for how rusty taught us padawans with his back to the future musings.


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« Reply #363 on: April 19, 2013, 12:11:38 PM »
It'll depend how many trains the royal has driven I guess.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #364 on: April 19, 2013, 12:18:28 PM »
I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if you just mean model trains.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #365 on: April 19, 2013, 12:20:19 PM »
was really surreal when sash kaun lived next door.  the first few times i saw him, i couldn't believe it was him. wow, that guy looks just like sasha kaun.   but after a while i knew it was him. he loved to go to ingredient on the plaza and pick up food for his fiance. it was recently opened and i loved to go there too, it wasn't until later that i finally got burned out on their food.  regardless, sasha and i really never clicked, until one special saturday night. it was around 8pm during what had been an all day pak sesh, there he was in front of me- we were close to kona grill and plaza III, just he, and i, and KC SportsAnchorKAT.  obviously i wanted to ask sasha over to latte land for some tea with jason bennett and i, but no- instead i said hello and he said hello, and that was the last time we spoke.  it was the last time i saw him.  he married his girl the next week at loose park and off he went to soviet russia to get paid.


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« Reply #366 on: April 19, 2013, 12:20:29 PM »
I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if you just mean model trains.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #367 on: April 19, 2013, 12:24:07 PM »
I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if you just mean model trains.

it probably takes more skill to engineer model trains than it does the real thing, you can trust me on this one, i grew up around a lot of trains
good bud of clams actually told me they are thinking about removing the "engineer" title from guys who put the train into/out of gear.


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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #368 on: April 19, 2013, 12:43:28 PM »
I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if you just mean model trains.

it probably takes more skill to engineer model trains than it does the real thing, you can trust me on this one, i grew up around a lot of trains
good bud of clams actually told me they are thinking about removing the "engineer" title from guys who put the train into/out of gear.

Maybe, but if the model train guy moves in next door, what can you get out of it? A demo at best. "Oh sweet mountain range scene bro, I bet that took lots of work." But if a real train engineer moves in you could get a free train ride and I bet if you played your cards right you could pull on that chain that blows the whistle.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #369 on: April 19, 2013, 12:47:23 PM »
True Story:

When ben ji's hayseed dad first got to K-State he thought the college of engineering trained people to drive trains.

Side Story from that- When he first met ben ji's mom and she told him she was a business major he asked her if she was going to be a secretary.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #370 on: April 19, 2013, 12:49:03 PM »
dlew,

we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car.  we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers.  i don't know her name.  she's a blonde gal.  at least a few years older than myself.  big frame. 

we haven't seen her for a long time.  it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.


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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #371 on: April 19, 2013, 12:50:13 PM »
there are no free rides on trains anymore, lmao that cartierfor3 thinks that.  with what liability insurance is + the fact that trains carry all sorts of secret goverment/military stuff around the country (missiles, ammo, etc), the most steve dave is going to get is an instagram from 100 feet away and behind a electric fence w/ razor wire on top. 

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #372 on: April 22, 2013, 12:29:13 PM »
eric bieniemy moved in next door.  a very pak'd clams was out front pak'n with friend on saturday night when eric walked by, she was like "hey eric what are you doing?"  he replied "i'm going to get a pizza from cpk". she said to me, "that's eric bieniemy", so i stood up and introduced myself.  he and i chatted for a minute or two, and he went to get his pizza.  but not before she and i both reprimanded him for choosing cpk.  we live in a very pizza rich environment but since he just moved in, we gave him a pass.  he seemed to be a very nice person, not the person i thought him to be.

Since we're name dropping...awhile back I was neighbors with Ross Gload. Yes, that Ross Gload. Former WS champ and Royals legend Ross Gload. Any who one night I was pretty pak'd and came across a malnourished but friendly cat. Being the animal lover and Good Samaritan that I am, I decided to take the cat as an addition to my family. As I mentioned I was a bit pak'd so after securing said cat I attempted to open my door and let the cat in. In a frantic turn of events, the cat bolted towards future Royals HOF Ross Gloads rental house. Upset that I may lose this feline beast I went after the cat only to apprehend the cat in Ross' front yard. Ive had the cat for 5 years now and from that faithful day a long time ago, I will always be a fan of Ross Gload.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #373 on: April 22, 2013, 12:31:25 PM »
that's a pretty great story lil'smoke

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #374 on: April 22, 2013, 12:37:45 PM »
DLew, she is def dead.  Definitely.


If I were you, I would be the one to call the cops so that they don't suspect you.  Then you can go about life while the cops spend their time interrogating your roommates. 

Trust me.

Dead.