Author Topic: neighbor stories (Read 62526 times)

Institutional Control · « **Reply #200 on:** February 01, 2013, 09:26:56 AM »

Quote from: chum1 on February 01, 2013, 09:19:42 AM

Burglary. A detective just stopped by and asked if I saw anything yesterday.

Time to move.

pissclams · « **Reply #201 on:** February 01, 2013, 09:33:50 AM »

i bet it was her son, also, i hope you have a shotgun and a dog.

chum1 · « **Reply #202 on:** February 01, 2013, 09:55:57 AM »

Her son is pretty nuts. Only 11. But pretty nuts.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #203 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:29:25 AM »

Sent my son out the front door this morning to catch his ride to preschool and saw this on my front porch. Time for some judgement.

ben ji · « **Reply #204 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:38:47 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 04, 2013, 08:29:25 AM

Sent my son out the front door this morning to catch his ride to preschool and saw this on my front porch. Time for some judgement.

That is an ancient bottle, hasnt been in production for at least 5-7 years.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #205 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:40:58 AM »

what kind of maniac would take a five year old bottle of bud light and smash it all over bf's front porch? a crazed maniac is my guess.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #206 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:44:24 AM »

Maybe it was some hoarder who hadn't been able to walk across all of his crap to get to the fridge for 7 years. He finally gets his life in order, opens the fridge and sees an ice-cold Bud Light waiting for him. He pops it open, starts chugging, and then starts vomiting uncontrollably because the beer is 7 years old for Christ sakes. Then in a fit of insanity, he starts running around outside screaming and then heaves the bottle in the general direction of BF's house.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #207 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:48:06 AM »

Come on guys its a stock photo. I can get a real live photo if it would help. I didn't have time to clean it up this morning so the crime scene is still fresh.

mocat · « **Reply #208 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:48:36 AM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #209 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:49:30 AM »

Please take an actual photo before you clean it up.

tia

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #210 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:50:07 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 04, 2013, 08:48:06 AM

Come on guys its a stock photo. I can get a real live photo if it would help. I didn't have time to clean it up this morning so the crime scene is still fresh.

well how do you even expect us to solve the crime if we aren't even viewing the actual evidence? it's like i'm trying to do forensics with my sisters kids here or something and i don't even have time for this.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #211 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:36:00 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on February 04, 2013, 08:50:07 AM

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 04, 2013, 08:48:06 AM
Come on guys its a stock photo. I can get a real live photo if it would help. I didn't have time to clean it up this morning so the crime scene is still fresh.

well how do you even expect us to solve the crime if we aren't even viewing the actual evidence? it's like i'm trying to do forensics with my sisters kids here or something and i don't even have time for this.

Sorry rick I will report back with some real forensic evidence when I get time. I'm just so busy right now.

wetwillie · « **Reply #212 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:40:43 AM »

Two things I learned today, bloodfart is a liar and doesn't know what a stock photo is.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #213 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:52:13 AM »

yeah Something is funny here. BF has time to google broken bud light bottle but doesn't have time to snap a quick pic?>:(

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Institutional Control · « **Reply #214 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:53:04 AM »

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on February 04, 2013, 09:52:13 AM

yeah Something is funny here. BF has time to google broken bud light bottle but doesn't have time to snap a quick pic?>:(

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Maybe his Nokia doesn't have a camera.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #215 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:01:26 AM »

I am just so scared you guys. If you had as much to lose as me you would understand.

pissclams · « **Reply #216 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:05:40 AM »

i wonder why they threw a bottle at your house. sounds like your street isn't as quiet as your previously indicated to us.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #217 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:09:18 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 04, 2013, 10:05:40 AM

i wonder why they threw a bottle at your house. sounds like your street isn't as quiet as your previously indicated to us.

I'll bet it's the same kids that knock on the door and run. His wife was smart to want to shoot them.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #218 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:10:05 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 04, 2013, 09:36:00 AM

Quote from: rick daris on February 04, 2013, 08:50:07 AM
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 04, 2013, 08:48:06 AM
Come on guys its a stock photo. I can get a real live photo if it would help. I didn't have time to clean it up this morning so the crime scene is still fresh.

well how do you even expect us to solve the crime if we aren't even viewing the actual evidence? it's like i'm trying to do forensics with my sisters kids here or something and i don't even have time for this.

Sorry rick I will report back with some real forensic evidence when I get time. I'm just so busy right now.

oh ok i'm sorry then. don't mind me over here trying to help because i mistakenly assumed that the safety of your family was a priority of yours.

mocat · « **Reply #219 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:10:19 AM »

BF what city do you live in

Bloodfart · « **Reply #220 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:14:40 AM »

Quote from: mocat on February 04, 2013, 10:10:19 AM

BF what city do you live in

St. Joe, Kansas

Here's a pic of the school.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #221 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:08:17 AM »

Let me guess, you found that on the internet instead of taking a picture yourself.

This guy.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #222 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:32:24 AM »

wait, why is there now a pic of the school and how does the school play into the bud light bottle? does bf live in the school? the school is his house? or maybe it's a "red herring".

ChiComCat · « **Reply #223 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:42:12 AM »

Daris and I are on this

ChiComCat · « **Reply #224 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:49:49 AM »

Unfortunately, I have a conflict of interest as I have previously ding-dong-ditched the bloodfart household. I am suspending my work on the mystery. RD is on his own