Author Topic: neighbor stories (Read 62530 times)

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #250 on:** February 05, 2013, 09:15:56 AM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 05, 2013, 09:13:21 AM

He's in college, dumbass.

Still a valid question.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #251 on:** February 05, 2013, 09:24:15 AM »

Manhattan Cops arrested someone for quietly underage drinking in Manhattan? This has not been my experience, but maybe things have changed.

Spaces · « **Reply #252 on:** February 05, 2013, 11:26:49 AM »

it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com

Bloodfart · « **Reply #253 on:** February 05, 2013, 12:34:31 PM »

Quote from: Spaces on February 05, 2013, 11:26:49 AM

it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com

So you made the whole thing up?

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #254 on:** February 05, 2013, 12:39:24 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 12:34:31 PM

Quote from: Spaces on February 05, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com

So you made the whole thing up?

Spaces · « **Reply #255 on:** February 05, 2013, 12:41:13 PM »

Quote from: cats2win on February 05, 2013, 12:39:24 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 12:34:31 PM
Quote from: Spaces on February 05, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com

So you made the whole thing up?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #256 on:** February 05, 2013, 01:08:35 PM »

Quote from: Spaces on February 05, 2013, 12:41:13 PM

Quote from: cats2win on February 05, 2013, 12:39:24 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 12:34:31 PM
Quote from: Spaces on February 05, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
it was all a joke, clowns. thought this was goEMAW.com

So you made the whole thing up?

You should have made up a better story.

RickRampus · « **Reply #257 on:** February 05, 2013, 01:24:14 PM »

catfished by Spaces

star seed 7 · « **Reply #258 on:** February 05, 2013, 01:34:31 PM »

pretty obvious that it was made up gE'ers....

anyway, cops really did come last night to my place because the aforementioned iranian was stomping around and slamming doors because he was mad at the people below him. he's now getting evicted. i'm pretty happy about that, worst neighbor ever.

Unruly · « **Reply #259 on:** February 05, 2013, 02:22:34 PM »

Category: Crazy

Pulled into my apartment complex last night after working out and there was this large girl(hello mississippi) standing in the parking lot with her arms up yelling at something. I was all like oh man what is going on up in this place! So I get out of my car and there is this dude in a truck just laying on his horn for a good solid minute straight. The lady that was all mad went back inside. The lady downstairs had her son go over to the dude in the truck and see what was going on. Apparently some rando parked in this dudes parking spot and he was in the mood for NONE OF IT. This had apparently been going on for about 15 minutes and the dude had woken up anyone that was asleep and interrupted everyones dinners.

The son came back with the report that the crazy dude in the truck was going to ram the car out of the way. Good thing there is a cop that lives in the complex and he came over and calmed the dude down. Ten minutes later a tow truck showed up and yanked that car up and drove off. Two spots down there was an open spot that the dude could have parked in but he reallllllllllllllly wanted his spot.

Gooch · « **Reply #260 on:** February 05, 2013, 02:33:47 PM »

Do you live in the Carter?

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #261 on:** February 05, 2013, 02:42:02 PM »

Neighbors have two dogs.

One small, white. One large, white.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #262 on:** February 05, 2013, 03:48:02 PM »

Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!

wetwillie · « **Reply #263 on:** February 05, 2013, 03:55:41 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 03:48:02 PM

Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!

Made up.

CNS · « **Reply #264 on:** February 05, 2013, 03:55:50 PM »

Your town is collectively sending you guys a message. And that message is suck it/move out.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #265 on:** February 05, 2013, 03:56:46 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on February 05, 2013, 03:55:41 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 03:48:02 PM
Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!

Made up.

I WISH IT WAS!

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #266 on:** February 05, 2013, 04:01:28 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 03:56:46 PM

Quote from: wetwillie on February 05, 2013, 03:55:41 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 03:48:02 PM
Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!

Made up.

I WISH IT WAS!

Nicname have kids??

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #267 on:** February 05, 2013, 04:02:55 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 03:48:02 PM

Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!

Do you have protection? This kid could be trouble.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #268 on:** February 05, 2013, 04:07:17 PM »

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on February 05, 2013, 04:02:55 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 03:48:02 PM
Time to move. Mrs. Bf just called and told me a disturbing story. She was driving past the grade school and some little boy threw a rock at her car and yelled "SUCK IT!"

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO OUR TOWN?!

Do you have protection? This kid could be trouble.

Does the Sidewinder Dojo make house calls?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #269 on:** February 05, 2013, 04:27:58 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 05, 2013, 03:55:50 PM

Your town is collectively sending you guys a message. And that message is suck it/move out.

I won't give up on our town just yet.

Time to clean this dump up.

06wildcat · « **Reply #270 on:** February 05, 2013, 04:44:53 PM »

Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #271 on:** February 05, 2013, 04:52:50 PM »

Quote from: 06wildcat on February 05, 2013, 04:44:53 PM

Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.

Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?

06wildcat · « **Reply #272 on:** February 05, 2013, 06:54:27 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 05, 2013, 04:52:50 PM

Quote from: 06wildcat on February 05, 2013, 04:44:53 PM
Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.

Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?

Not a Spani, but she had a kid so we're setting a "good example". Like the kid isn't going to figure it out eventually anyways.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #273 on:** February 05, 2013, 07:27:48 PM »

Quote from: 06wildcat on February 05, 2013, 06:54:27 PM

Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 05, 2013, 04:52:50 PM
Quote from: 06wildcat on February 05, 2013, 04:44:53 PM
Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.

Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?

Not a Spani, but she had a kid so we're setting a "good example". Like the kid isn't going to figure it out eventually anyways.

She has a kid, you're not living together until you get married, you bought a house that only she is living in, and "someone" shoveled the walk for her. Ask her what his name is.

puniraptor · « **Reply #274 on:** February 05, 2013, 07:59:47 PM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on February 05, 2013, 07:27:48 PM

Quote from: 06wildcat on February 05, 2013, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 05, 2013, 04:52:50 PM
Quote from: 06wildcat on February 05, 2013, 04:44:53 PM
Fiance and I just bought a house (she lives there now, no living in sin for us) and one of the neighbors was nice enough to clear off the sidewalk for us when it snowed last week. That's pretty neat.

Which one of the Spani girls are you marrying?

Not a Spani, but she had a kid so we're setting a "good example". Like the kid isn't going to figure it out eventually anyways.
She has a kid, you're not living together until you get married, you bought a house that only she is living in, and "someone" shoveled the walk for her. Ask her what his name is.

Have you guys meet in person yet?