Author Topic: neighbor stories (Read 62522 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #226 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:55:20 AM »

Quote from: ChiCat on February 04, 2013, 11:49:49 AM

Unfortunately, I have a conflict of interest as I have previously ding-dong-ditched the bloodfart household. I am suspending my work on the mystery. RD is on his own

that's fine. i've already begun to accumulate clues. first clue- saint joseph kansas is in cloud county. second clue- cloud county community college nickname is the thunderbirds. third clue- i've lived in concordia before and am v knowledgeable about concordia towny facts such as subway is owned by a guy named dan hinman and there used to be a grocery store named boogarts. also "the rock".

ChiComCat · « **Reply #227 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:56:54 AM »

Now I feel like I was just weighing this thing down all along

Spaces · « **Reply #228 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:59:40 AM »

Called the cops on my neighbors last night and 2 of them were taken away in cuffs. Got home from work around 10 and noticed an empty Natural Light 30 pack case in my yard from a few nights ago. I knew the parents next door were out of town on vacation and that only their 19 year old son was home, so I planted the case in his trashcan outside since we joke around a lot. I then promptly informed the cops of the underage drinking going on next door and they showed up within minutes. Turns out him and his friend really were quietly drinking inside. Oops sorry boys!

Spaces · « **Reply #229 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:02:37 PM »

Apparently the police still have them locked up in a prison cell as of 12 noon today, because Neighbor Boy just used his valuable phone call to cuss me out and I just hung up on his alcoholic face. I'm currently busy trying to get ahold of his parents in the Bahamas.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #230 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:04:27 PM »

Sounds like your neighbor's kid can dish it out but can't take it. I hope they give him the chair.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #231 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:35:50 PM »

This kid's FB page is going to be a treat once he gets out.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #232 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:42:16 PM »

Well I had the police take some aerial pictures of the crime scene. Hope this helps daris.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #233 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:44:35 PM »

hmmmm. those railroad tracks look suspiciously close to your residence. i'm going to need to interview the conductor.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #234 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:49:12 PM »

Looks like the police borrowed CanConfirm's camera.

CNS · « **Reply #235 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:54:17 PM »

Quote from: CFoD on February 04, 2013, 12:49:12 PM

Looks like the police borrowed CanConfirm's camera.

Or Canco is undercover is acting like us to gain trust while building a case against us and will be bringing this place down wholesale..

ChiComCat · « **Reply #236 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:55:20 PM »

I think one of your trees fell down

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #237 on:** February 04, 2013, 01:00:47 PM »

Looks like if you can't get them on the charge of vandalism you could probably get the fire marshal to condemn their house for not having two escape points (no windows).

sys · « **Reply #238 on:** February 04, 2013, 01:02:12 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on February 04, 2013, 11:42:12 AM

that is the rapiest children's book cover i've ever seen.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #239 on:** February 04, 2013, 01:02:40 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on February 04, 2013, 12:55:20 PM

I think one of your trees fell down

I sure hope it rains soon this drought is wreaking havoc on my yard.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #240 on:** February 04, 2013, 01:19:57 PM »

If BF lived on the other side of the tracks he wouldn't be having this problem.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #241 on:** February 05, 2013, 07:47:56 AM »

Ok after painstaking laboring all night I have reconstructed the object that was thrown at my dwelling. I give you exhibit A

Bloodfart · « **Reply #242 on:** February 05, 2013, 07:49:06 AM »

These guys are hardcore.

puniraptor · « **Reply #243 on:** February 05, 2013, 07:50:58 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 05, 2013, 07:47:56 AM

Ok after painstaking laboring all night I have reconstructed the object that was thrown at my dwelling. I give you exhibit A

stock photo.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #244 on:** February 05, 2013, 07:51:21 AM »

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #245 on:** February 05, 2013, 08:19:50 AM »

Quote from: Spaces on February 04, 2013, 11:59:40 AM

Called the cops on my neighbors last night and 2 of them were taken away in cuffs. Got home from work around 10 and noticed an empty Natural Light 30 pack case in my yard from a few nights ago. I knew the parents next door were out of town on vacation and that only their 19 year old son was home, so I planted the case in his trashcan outside since we joke around a lot. I then promptly informed the cops of the underage drinking going on next door and they showed up within minutes. Turns out him and his friend really were quietly drinking inside. Oops sorry boys!

If you called the cops over an empty box in your yard, you're kind of an bad person and snitches get stitches

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #246 on:** February 05, 2013, 08:21:56 AM »

Yeah, real dick move, Spaces.

Spaces · « **Reply #247 on:** February 05, 2013, 09:05:43 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 05, 2013, 08:19:50 AM

Quote from: Spaces on February 04, 2013, 11:59:40 AM
Called the cops on my neighbors last night and 2 of them were taken away in cuffs. Got home from work around 10 and noticed an empty Natural Light 30 pack case in my yard from a few nights ago. I knew the parents next door were out of town on vacation and that only their 19 year old son was home, so I planted the case in his trashcan outside since we joke around a lot. I then promptly informed the cops of the underage drinking going on next door and they showed up within minutes. Turns out him and his friend really were quietly drinking inside. Oops sorry boys!

If you called the cops over an empty box in your yard, you're kind of an bad person and snitches get stitches

It was my box from a few nights earlier.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #248 on:** February 05, 2013, 09:09:41 AM »

Quote from: Spaces on February 05, 2013, 09:05:43 AM

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 05, 2013, 08:19:50 AM
Quote from: Spaces on February 04, 2013, 11:59:40 AM
Called the cops on my neighbors last night and 2 of them were taken away in cuffs. Got home from work around 10 and noticed an empty Natural Light 30 pack case in my yard from a few nights ago. I knew the parents next door were out of town on vacation and that only their 19 year old son was home, so I planted the case in his trashcan outside since we joke around a lot. I then promptly informed the cops of the underage drinking going on next door and they showed up within minutes. Turns out him and his friend really were quietly drinking inside. Oops sorry boys!

If you called the cops over an empty box in your yard, you're kind of an bad person and snitches get stitches
It was my box from a few nights earlier.

Why are you drinking Natty Light?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #249 on:** February 05, 2013, 09:13:21 AM »

He's in college, dumbass.