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Re: Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #375 on: April 22, 2013, 01:17:08 PM »
dlew,

we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car.  we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers.  i don't know her name.  she's a blonde gal.  at least a few years older than myself.  big frame. 

we haven't seen her for a long time.  it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.
Pro tip: order a pizza and get it sent to her address.  If no one answers grab the pizza guy and say you accidentally put in the wrong address.  If she comes out you do the same.

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Re: Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #376 on: April 22, 2013, 01:36:21 PM »
dlew,

we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car.  we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers.  i don't know her name.  she's a blonde gal.  at least a few years older than myself.  big frame. 

we haven't seen her for a long time.  it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.
Pro tip: order a pizza and get it sent to her address.  If no one answers grab the pizza guy and say you accidentally put in the wrong address.  If she comes out you do the same.

That's brilliant

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Re: Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #377 on: April 22, 2013, 02:14:59 PM »
dlew,

we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car.  we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers.  i don't know her name.  she's a blonde gal.  at least a few years older than myself.  big frame. 

we haven't seen her for a long time.  it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.
Pro tip: order a pizza and get it sent to her address.  If no one answers grab the pizza guy and say you accidentally put in the wrong address.  If she comes out you do the same.

how is this better than ringing her doorbell yourself?

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #378 on: April 22, 2013, 02:16:56 PM »
dlew,

we're going to need pictures of everything you can get pictures of. what about her vehicle? does she have a vehicle? bike? also, do you know her name? what color is her hair? need more information. also, are we talking like a whole month that this has been going on?
i don't know about her car.  we just have a big parking lot and i've never noticed which car is hers.  i don't know her name.  she's a blonde gal.  at least a few years older than myself.  big frame. 

we haven't seen her for a long time.  it wasn't until i noticed she hadn't picked up the note on the knob and then peeked in her window that i started getting pretty weirded out.
Pro tip: order a pizza and get it sent to her address.  If no one answers grab the pizza guy and say you accidentally put in the wrong address.  If she comes out you do the same.

how is this better than ringing her doorbell yourself?
You don't look like a creepy weirdo.

Plus you get a pizza out of it.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #379 on: April 22, 2013, 02:22:47 PM »
I haven't done the pizza maneuver before, but I am pretty sure you still have to pay for that pizza.   :dunno:

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #380 on: April 22, 2013, 02:25:42 PM »
Go with Jimmy John's if you're too impatient to wait for a pizza.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #381 on: April 22, 2013, 02:38:12 PM »
Ask to borrow some sugar or an egg or something. 

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« Reply #382 on: April 22, 2013, 02:39:24 PM »
corkscrew


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #383 on: April 22, 2013, 02:42:49 PM »
Flaming bag of dog poop on porch.  :lol:

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #384 on: April 22, 2013, 02:43:48 PM »
Ask to borrow some sugar or an egg or something. 

You do realize this is 2103 right?  I mean that's serial killer 101 right there.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #385 on: April 22, 2013, 02:44:16 PM »
corkscrew
serial killer 601 (grad school level scheme here from clams)

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #386 on: April 22, 2013, 02:44:49 PM »
this is getting ridiculous. it's now monday afternoon and still no pictures. still no updated information. no name. no vehicle information. nothing. why do i even bother sometimes i don't even know. it's like i'm wanting to watch an episode of castle but i'm stuck with the encyclopedia dlew brown amateur hour. what a waste of my time.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #387 on: April 22, 2013, 02:45:29 PM »
theory:  she doesn't exist, all part of dlew's imagination 


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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #388 on: April 22, 2013, 02:48:45 PM »
The egg was hard-boiled.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #389 on: April 22, 2013, 02:54:29 PM »
how did he know the knife was short if it was still in the watermelon?

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #390 on: April 22, 2013, 02:54:47 PM »
this is getting ridiculous. it's now monday afternoon and still no pictures. still no updated information. no name. no vehicle information. nothing. why do i even bother sometimes i don't even know. it's like i'm wanting to watch an episode of castle but i'm stuck with the encyclopedia dlew brown amateur hour. what a waste of my time.

I bet DLew doesn't even live in a townhouse/duplex.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #391 on: April 22, 2013, 03:53:14 PM »
She's actually left handed

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #392 on: April 22, 2013, 04:00:55 PM »
Einhorn is Finkle!  Finkle is Einhorn!

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #393 on: April 22, 2013, 10:48:50 PM »
Hard to see from this angle, but this is her kitchen.   The door has a window on it.  The thing blocking the window is the door to her washer/drier.  The clutter in the middle of the room is clothes/boxes. 



I'm pretty sure she's dead in there.  But there's nothing we can do about it now so we might as well all stop worrying about it.


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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #394 on: April 23, 2013, 08:19:58 AM »
Hard to see from this angle, but this is her kitchen.   The door has a window on it.  The thing blocking the window is the door to her washer/drier.  The clutter in the middle of the room is clothes/boxes. 



I'm pretty sure she's dead in there.  But there's nothing we can do about it now so we might as well all stop worrying about it.

Looks like someones already kicked that door in once...

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #395 on: April 23, 2013, 09:56:01 AM »
This is like the safe on Reddit.  We may never know the answer.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #396 on: April 23, 2013, 10:34:03 AM »
No pictures of anything to Dlew peering in windows taking snapshots.  Really upped his game on that.  When they find out she was murdered Dlew, they are going to blame the person who was taking pictures peering in her windows.

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #397 on: April 26, 2013, 06:08:57 PM »
Please call the police...I am worried about this gal!

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Re: neighbor stories
« Reply #398 on: April 26, 2013, 06:31:17 PM »
stays at her boyfriend's, must maintain separate residence because of parents (who don't live nearby, but just in case)

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« Reply #399 on: April 26, 2013, 07:23:53 PM »
I think she murdered someone in her own apartment then chirped out of town.