Author Topic: neighbor stories (Read 62527 times)

Bloodfart · « **Reply #175 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:43:57 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 23, 2013, 10:13:46 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on January 23, 2013, 08:40:56 PM
I had today off so this afternoon I took a walk around the hood with my kids.

Rollin down my back alley I watched a gang of 4 (maybe 5) 8th graders take a short cut through my yard and into the back alley. They were surprised to see me and my gang of toddlers waiting for them in the alley way. I 'd them while the rest of my gang at them. The punks took off running through my neighbor's yard.

Me & my gang won this time though I'm not sure the war is over yet... time will tell.

I hope for your child's sake you were c&c'n. Or at least are smart enough to carry heat in the future.

Lol. Yes that thing is a rough ridin' 28ga. judge.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #176 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:54:57 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on January 23, 2013, 08:23:50 PM

Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 23, 2013, 08:22:21 PM
I live in a fairly upscale condo building. The people directly above me are a family - Mom, Dad, and kid.

The kid has been SCREAMING for the past hour and stomping around the house.

It's fairly annoying.

The end.
Set out a bowl of antifreeze. He drinks it boom problem solved.

Good idea just set out a nice bowl with a sign reading "free kool-aid"

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #177 on:** January 24, 2013, 09:40:38 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on January 23, 2013, 10:43:57 PM

Quote from: michigancat on January 23, 2013, 10:13:46 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on January 23, 2013, 08:40:56 PM
I had today off so this afternoon I took a walk around the hood with my kids.

Rollin down my back alley I watched a gang of 4 (maybe 5) 8th graders take a short cut through my yard and into the back alley. They were surprised to see me and my gang of toddlers waiting for them in the alley way. I 'd them while the rest of my gang at them. The punks took off running through my neighbor's yard.

Me & my gang won this time though I'm not sure the war is over yet... time will tell.

I hope for your child's sake you were c&c'n. Or at least are smart enough to carry heat in the future.

Lol. Yes that thing is a rough ridin' 28ga. judge.

The Raging Judge XXVIII is the perfect gun for putting under your pillow when you sleep. It's not so big that it sticks out the sides, but it's big enough that it can't slip out from under your pillow in the middle of the night without you noticing. You should always sleep with a gun under your pillow for more than just protection.

Domino · « **Reply #178 on:** January 24, 2013, 12:37:25 PM »

Category: awkward

Last year around Christmas, my brother and I were driving over to our grandparents house to pick something up. It was night and hardly anyone was out driving. As we were pulling up to their house the cars headlights flashed inside their neighbors front window. We both notice that it's a blanket that is moving up and down very quickly. 3 seconds later we park the car in front of our grandparents house, and both of us go "Were they having sex?" Was confirmed when the next day we stopped by the house and their neighbors now have a large black board that covers the bottom half of their front window. Still haven't met them, probably never will.

chum1 · « **Reply #179 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:43:24 PM »

Category: Law Enforcement

I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?

DQ12 · « **Reply #180 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:44:54 PM »

MURDER

kim carnes · « **Reply #181 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:46:22 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on January 31, 2013, 10:43:24 PM

Category: Law Enforcement

I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?

i guess that it is something not good

chum1 · « **Reply #182 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:46:58 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on January 31, 2013, 10:44:54 PM

MURDER

No, there would be about 5,000 police cars. There are only two.

chum1 · « **Reply #183 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:48:03 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on January 31, 2013, 10:46:22 PM

Quote from: chum1 on January 31, 2013, 10:43:24 PM
Category: Law Enforcement

I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?

i guess that it is something not good

This is not a joke.

slobber · « **Reply #184 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:48:09 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on January 31, 2013, 10:43:24 PM

Category: Law Enforcement

I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?

Trying to identify a good place to stake out your house?

kim carnes · « **Reply #185 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:48:20 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on January 31, 2013, 10:46:58 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on January 31, 2013, 10:44:54 PM
MURDER

No, there would be about 5,000 police cars. There are only two.

thats b/c they don't know it yet

chum1 · « **Reply #186 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:50:26 PM »

Quote from: dobber on January 31, 2013, 10:48:09 PM

Quote from: chum1 on January 31, 2013, 10:43:24 PM
Category: Law Enforcement

I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?

Trying to identify a good place to stake out your house?

This is possibility #1.

wetwillie · « **Reply #187 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:51:29 PM »

lol, chum framed his neighbor and is trolling the police, in addition to goEMAW

chum1 · « **Reply #188 on:** January 31, 2013, 10:53:58 PM »

The snow plow came by and couldn't do a very good job because of those two police cars. I may call to complain about it tomorrow.

bones129 · « **Reply #189 on:** January 31, 2013, 11:14:46 PM »

Quote from: dobber on January 31, 2013, 10:48:09 PM

Quote from: chum1 on January 31, 2013, 10:43:24 PM
Category: Law Enforcement

I spotted these two police cars outside. So, naturally, I've been looking out the window, trying to figure out what's going on. The cops are inside the house of a 40 year-old divorcee who has two kids, ages 7 and 11. She's a biking enthusiast who likes to say "awesome." She says it A LOT. The cops were in the upstairs rooms shining their falshlights all around. Looking for clues, apparently. What the hell is going on over there? Any guesses?

Trying to identify a good place to stake out your house?

If so, very stealth.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #190 on:** February 01, 2013, 12:40:48 AM »

So the "looking around the place with flashlights instead of just turning the lights on" is a real thing? I thought movies/TV shows just did that so the mood would be right.

Are the kids involved? Maybe child negligence? That's a long ass process so I doubt anything would happen anytime soon, if at all?

Tobias · « **Reply #191 on:** February 01, 2013, 07:06:53 AM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on February 01, 2013, 12:40:48 AM

So the "looking around the place with flashlights instead of just turning the lights on" is a real thing? I thought movies/TV shows just did that so the mood would be right.

dead tip-off that its mulder and scully then - tooms must be in the ventilation ductwork again, probably looking for another young bride

chum1 · « **Reply #192 on:** February 01, 2013, 07:14:45 AM »

The lights were on, guys. The lights were on.

mocat · « **Reply #193 on:** February 01, 2013, 07:27:32 AM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on February 01, 2013, 12:40:48 AM

So the "looking around the place with flashlights instead of just turning the lights on" is a real thing? I thought movies/TV shows just did that so the mood would be right.

Are the kids involved? Maybe child negligence? That's a long ass process so I doubt anything would happen anytime soon, if at all?

yes. this. pet peeve of mocat's here jakesie.

chum1 · « **Reply #194 on:** February 01, 2013, 08:02:11 AM »

There's a handyman over there now. So, I think the cops were looking at damage to the house.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #195 on:** February 01, 2013, 08:04:19 AM »

Clearly its domestic violence. The husband prolly got tired of hearing how "awesome" his wife's daily activities were and decided to make her day not so "awesome."

chum1 · « **Reply #196 on:** February 01, 2013, 08:09:43 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 01, 2013, 08:04:19 AM

Clearly its domestic violence. The husband prolly got tired of hearing how "awesome" his wife's daily activities were and decided to make her day not so "awesome."

No boyfriend at the present time.

chum1 · « **Reply #197 on:** February 01, 2013, 08:10:36 AM »

And the ex is never over there.

pissclams · « **Reply #198 on:** February 01, 2013, 09:09:07 AM »

she's a divorced mom who is having a hard time dealing with her kids by herself. dad is out of the picture and she's single. the kids, without a paternal influence have begun to act up and have probably done some damange inside the home. mom, in an effort to bring some civility into the household, has previously threatened to call the cops if her older son didn't start behaving himself. well, he didn't behave himself. he's caused some damage to the house, or his brother. mom called the cops/filed a complaint. enough is enough, she said.

chum1 · « **Reply #199 on:** February 01, 2013, 09:19:42 AM »

Burglary. A detective just stopped by and asked if I saw anything yesterday.