Author Topic: neighbor stories (Read 62481 times)

8manpick · « **Reply #150 on:** September 28, 2012, 01:24:13 PM »

Oh gosh, this was pre-mask popularity. If I see him again, and it is the mask, that would be incredible. It would be real-life PI city.

SdK · « **Reply #151 on:** September 28, 2012, 02:44:07 PM »

She's opposite of a butter face.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #152 on:** September 28, 2012, 03:43:16 PM »

Quote from: Sundance_Kid on September 28, 2012, 02:44:07 PM

She's opposite of a butter face.

so like most large women.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #153 on:** January 21, 2013, 03:33:57 PM »

the 2 iranians in the apartment next to me have been screaming at each other in iranian for the last 20 minutes.

i'm sad that i can't understand what's going on :(

Unruly · « **Reply #154 on:** January 21, 2013, 03:38:12 PM »

Quote from: seven on January 21, 2013, 03:33:57 PM

the 2 iranians in the apartment next to me have been screaming at each other in iranian for the last 20 minutes.

i'm sad that i can't understand what's going on :(

Probably upset about the "So you think you can Dervish" results.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #155 on:** January 21, 2013, 03:51:39 PM »

it's quiet now.

these 2 guys moved into a 1 bedroom about 3 weeks ago, and i've never seen them together, only separately. one is like late 30's (teaching at k-state) and the other is mid 20's (grad student).

Willesgirl · « **Reply #156 on:** January 22, 2013, 04:47:46 PM »

I live in an older neighborhood with old people on all sides. The lady to the west stops by at least once a week with some story idea that the media should do a report on. It's usually stuff like garden worms or her knitting circle making dresses for African children. It really irritates me because she always knocks on my door when I am either just getting dressed to go to the gym or when I am in the very middle of cooking dinner.

asava · « **Reply #157 on:** January 22, 2013, 04:55:24 PM »

Quote from: Willesgirl on January 22, 2013, 04:47:46 PM

I live in an older neighborhood with old people on all sides. The lady to the west stops by at least once a week with some story idea that the media should do a report on. It's usually stuff like garden worms or her knitting circle making dresses for African children. It really irritates me because she always knocks on my door when I am either just getting dressed to go to the gym or when I am in the very middle of cooking dinner.

lady sounds like a perv.

kim carnes · « **Reply #158 on:** January 22, 2013, 06:44:19 PM »

Quote from: Willesgirl on January 22, 2013, 04:47:46 PM

I live in an older neighborhood with old people on all sides. The lady to the west stops by at least once a week with some story idea that the media should do a report on. It's usually stuff like garden worms or her knitting circle making dresses for African children. It really irritates me because she always knocks on my door when I am either just getting dressed to go to the gym or when I am in the very middle of cooking dinner.

don't live in a neighborhood full of old people when you're not old. problem solved.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #159 on:** January 22, 2013, 09:45:05 PM »

saw the young guy getting into a car with a huge suitcase today

AST · « **Reply #160 on:** January 22, 2013, 09:51:52 PM »

hahaha, old people

was in my bedroom the other day, heard a lady say "hello, is anyone here"

walk out of my bedroom and down the hall and what do I see but an old lady and her husband standing in my living room

I'm like, "can I help you and do you mind telling me what you are doing in my house while you're at it"

"we're here for the estate sale, there's a sign in your yard"

"sorry folks, wrong home, read the sign wrong address, have a nice day"

I mean you have to be kidding me

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #161 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:40:25 AM »

Quote from: alexander supertramp on January 22, 2013, 09:51:52 PM

hahaha, old people

was in my bedroom the other day, heard a lady say "hello, is anyone here"

walk out of my bedroom and down the hall and what do I see but an old lady and her husband standing in my living room

I'm like, "can I help you and do you mind telling me what you are doing in my house while you're at it"

"we're here for the estate sale, there's a sign in your yard"

"sorry folks, wrong home, read the sign wrong address, have a nice day"

I mean you have to be kidding me

Bloodfart's wife would have blown their brains out with a shotgun. They got lucky...

Shacks · « **Reply #162 on:** January 23, 2013, 05:14:45 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on January 23, 2013, 10:40:25 AM

Quote from: alexander supertramp on January 22, 2013, 09:51:52 PM
hahaha, old people

was in my bedroom the other day, heard a lady say "hello, is anyone here"

walk out of my bedroom and down the hall and what do I see but an old lady and her husband standing in my living room

I'm like, "can I help you and do you mind telling me what you are doing in my house while you're at it"

"we're here for the estate sale, there's a sign in your yard"

"sorry folks, wrong home, read the sign wrong address, have a nice day"

I mean you have to be kidding me

Bloodfart's wife would have blown their brains out with a shotgun. They got lucky...

"Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

asava · « **Reply #163 on:** January 23, 2013, 05:22:18 PM »

Quote from: seven on January 22, 2013, 09:45:05 PM

saw the young guy getting into a car with a huge suitcase today

probably a body in there. should definitely keep a telescoping eye on him.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #164 on:** January 23, 2013, 05:24:02 PM »

haven't seen him since!

asava · « **Reply #165 on:** January 23, 2013, 05:45:44 PM »

this is either a

or a

situation. My suggestion? Break into his house and check it out.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #166 on:** January 23, 2013, 05:52:03 PM »

no, i've seen the old guy and he's still in there (i can hear him moving around, very loud old guy), so he didn't kill the old guy.

maybe they had a rape room and killed someone in the rape room and he dragged the body out in the large suitcase and is now on his way back to iran before the authorities find him.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #167 on:** January 23, 2013, 06:33:05 PM »

Quote from: seven on January 23, 2013, 05:52:03 PM

no, i've seen the old guy and he's still in there (i can hear him moving around, very loud old guy), so he didn't kill the old guy.

maybe they had a rape room and killed someone in the rape room and he dragged the body out in the large suitcase and is now on his way back to iran before the authorities find him.

Probably a dirty bomb in the suitcase. Do you have a Geiger counter handy?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #168 on:** January 23, 2013, 06:33:49 PM »

crap, i left mine in garden city.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #169 on:** January 23, 2013, 07:25:27 PM »

Quote from: seven on January 21, 2013, 03:33:57 PM

the 2 iranians in the apartment next to me have been screaming at each other in iranian for the last 20 minutes.

i'm sad that i can't understand what's going on :(

Not neighbor related, but like in the early 2000's the mechanical engineering computer lab was just this little crappy room. Sometimes I'd be in there way late and there's be a group of three or four Indians or Pakistanis. Even after two hours I couldn't figure out if they were speaking English or a native language.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #170 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:22:21 PM »

I live in a fairly upscale condo building. The people directly above me are a family - Mom, Dad, and kid.

The kid has been SCREAMING for the past hour and stomping around the house.

It's fairly annoying.

The end.

Gooch · « **Reply #171 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:23:50 PM »

Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 23, 2013, 08:22:21 PM

I live in a fairly upscale condo building. The people directly above me are a family - Mom, Dad, and kid.

The kid has been SCREAMING for the past hour and stomping around the house.

It's fairly annoying.

The end.

Set out a bowl of antifreeze. He drinks it boom problem solved.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #172 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:40:56 PM »

I had today off so this afternoon I took a walk around the hood with my kids.

Rollin down my back alley I watched a gang of 4 (maybe 5) 8th graders take a short cut through my yard toward us. They were surprised to see me and my gang of toddlers waiting for them in the alley way. I

'd them while the rest of my gang

at them. The punks took off running through my neighbor's yard squealing like little girls.

Me & my gang won this time though I'm not sure the war is over yet... time will tell.

_33 · « **Reply #173 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:09:06 PM »

My neighbor came over at like 10:00 last night to tell me my garage door was open. Thanks neighbor!

michigancat · « **Reply #174 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:13:46 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on January 23, 2013, 08:40:56 PM

I had today off so this afternoon I took a walk around the hood with my kids.

Rollin down my back alley I watched a gang of 4 (maybe 5) 8th graders take a short cut through my yard and into the back alley. They were surprised to see me and my gang of toddlers waiting for them in the alley way. I 'd them while the rest of my gang at them. The punks took off running through my neighbor's yard.

Me & my gang won this time though I'm not sure the war is over yet... time will tell.

I hope for your child's sake you were c&c'n. Or at least are smart enough to carry heat in the future.