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« on: May 29, 2014, 12:31:49 PM »
lemonade stands, i'm a sucker for them.  Not a huge lemonade guy but there's something about just driving down a street on a hot summer day and behold, curbside lemonade.  I will support this type of capatalistic endeavor anytime i see it.

what gE's live in dfw?

your timely response will help 42 complete his long overdue mapping project.  he is so embarassed that he misplaced this data that he sent me to apologize for him, and gather this data again.

that is all

when a cashier hands me cash money facing all different directions with creases and folds.....

what am i, an animal.  sorry next people in line, this will only take a couple of additional seconds as i straighten the bills and place them in my pocket.

^^^that is my real life example, what are yours

Essentially Flyertalk / low-T
« on: February 18, 2014, 07:41:28 AM »
i'm not ashamed to say i am a man in my 30's that as the doctor says "has the testosterone of a 60 yr old man"  :lol:

anyone else get monthly injections or curious as to what symptoms you might have that would point towards low-T

Essentially Flyertalk / doritos...
« on: February 17, 2014, 08:36:08 PM »
in the history of ever, has there ever been a more over-consumed crap-tier food product.  i vote no, and it is not even close.

the only redeeming quality is that one time a deer got it's head stuck in a bag of doritos and made for a totally adorbs pic

Essentially Flyertalk / phrases at work that bring out the jr high you
« on: February 12, 2014, 07:39:49 AM »
total dynamic head, i lose it every time

customer - mr tramp, can you come look at the pool heater you installed, i think something is wrong

me - why is that

customer - we turned it on last night to heat the pool and it started smoking and now this morning there is smoke coming from the heater and pool

me - that is steam, that happens when you have a 200 degree heater box, an 80 degree pool and 20 degree air temperature

customer - if you could just come out and take a look because something is wrong and we don't want to swim until it gets fixed

me - no problem, i'll be by shortly and that will be $75 for 1 minute of diagnostics


p.s. i know it is not bottling

Essentially Flyertalk / who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« on: February 04, 2014, 10:46:06 AM »
i'm doing it guys!!!  although i will say if i get 3 months in and i don't see an exceptional ending in the future, i reserve the right to end it then

so to sum up, i am definitely in for 3 months of a yeard but hopefully a yeard will be had

looked and couldn't find one so now there is one

2 funerals so far this year, my aunt this past monday and my brother's best buddy growing up passed tonite so i'm guessing one next week

i used to look forward to returning to my hometown but now it seems that it is only for funerals

this is going at a record pace guys, i emotionally, mentally, physically & financially can't handle 24 funerals this year

Essentially Flyertalk / AST'S favorite poster thread
« on: January 10, 2014, 07:31:35 PM »
 post in this thread and tomorrow around noon I shall unveil the 1st ever AST's favorite poster list

Essentially Flyertalk / 2013 gE poster as a picturebox personality
« on: September 05, 2013, 08:46:52 PM »
I was thinking of the highly comical spats that the poster known as rick daris and also the poster known as GoodForAnother have and I was reminded of this dialogue between Principal Belding and Zach Morris

Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Sorry, sir. You're not my type.

So without further ado

rick daris as Mr. Belding

Dennis Haskins by crowdsurf, on Flickr

GoodForAnother as Zach Morris

zach morris by johnfpor, on Flickr

this is by no means, unless it's a coincidence, what they look like in real life but how their persona plays out on gE

there are no right answers just better answers so feel free to post away

Essentially Flyertalk / aliens did this
« on: February 17, 2013, 08:29:24 PM »

Essentially Flyertalk / black ice
« on: January 16, 2013, 09:02:01 PM »
 :curse: NOT A FAN

Kansas State Football / Brazos River Rollcall
« on: November 15, 2012, 06:06:54 PM »
who is going here this weekend

I suggest we meet here at 5:00ish

I will provide

oh, and you can also feast on a tramp's soon to be world famous mesquite smoked brisket

so who is in

I don't want to be all

Kansas State Football / wtf
« on: October 12, 2012, 10:56:33 PM »
probably a topic for another forum but i've had 4 fingers of scotch tonight and could not give 4 farts.  everytime I go to one of ed's threads my browser locks up.  I mean, wtf.  you guys have any hitechy computer stuff that can detect stuff.

if this is a seppuku, it feels great!

Essentially Flyertalk / Air Hogs
« on: October 07, 2012, 08:49:54 PM »
This has to be my 1st luke'ng because this dam thing looks to legite to not have already been brought up.

The website says it all!

"Fly, record and play back your flight path with the all-new Heli Replay! With 3 ways to fly, you control the aerial action. Choose between a remote control or download the free Flight Control App and start flying straight from your Smartphone."


Got to get a Heli Replay!  Don't believe me, see for yourself!

Anyone have 1?  Is it as  :love: as it appears?

Essentially Flyertalk / Most craptacular poster of stuff
« on: October 05, 2012, 04:18:25 PM »
feel free to write in a vote if your party is not represented


Essentially Flyertalk / pulled pork sammich
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:29:10 PM »
Well, with the hangover and getting home late this afternoon from the tree farm (chainsaws, skid steers and hangovers is a bad combo), I'm getting a really late start.  Don't worry though, I'm not welching, not a bastard like that Paterno sombitch, can't believe he pulled that crap going into the half.

Will prolly be pretty late before the butt is done.  Will post some pix updates as soon as my wife gives me my wifi card back.  I can't believe she was lurking in the chat room when I said I wanted to run through the discount double-check girl.

Such is life...

Kansas State Football / SEC's greatest defense, no offense
« on: January 06, 2012, 11:51:32 PM »
The SEC's 2nd most prolific offense and most prolific passing team manages 345 total yards.

Let's compare with say, Iowa State, 365 total yards.

Ok, that's a fluke, how about cellar dwellar KU, 286 yds

How 'bout UT, 310 yds (you finally beat them in something, grats)

Former SEC washout Tubberville, 580 yds

Wow, we would allow like 100 yds/game if we played in the sec

Kansas State Football / Sooners vs. Razorbacks
« on: January 06, 2012, 11:10:21 PM »
Lol at the 3rd best team in the SEC.  The 4th best team in the BIG12 beat us by twice as much @ home.  SEC SPEED and POWER and EYEBALL TEST is all ESPN propoganda.

Kansas State Football / Receivers
« on: January 06, 2012, 08:23:12 PM »
Any chance we get any that aren't garbage anytime soon.

Kansas State Football / Razorback Dallasites = $$$$$
« on: December 23, 2011, 03:54:31 PM »

A picture is worth 1,000 words.

Kansas State Football / JFC
« on: December 11, 2011, 09:13:54 PM »
Look at this guy showing up all late to the party.  Want's to start pimping CK for next
year's Heisman.

"5. QB Collin Klein, Kansas State
You want the hot player of the offseason? It’ll take the next nine months for the rest of the college football world to catch up on what it missed: A case could be made that RGIII wasn’t the best quarterback in the Big 12 this season.

Klein ran for 1,099 yards and 26 touchdowns and threw for 1,745 yards and 12 scores with five picks. Robert Griffin might have lit up Kansas State, but Klein ran for 113 yards and a score, threw for two touchdowns, and got the win as he carried the offense time and again on the way to a 10-2 season. The spotlight will be on next year in a wide open Big 12 race, and this time around, he won’t be ignored."

The nerve of some people.


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