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« on: January 16, 2013, 09:02:01 PM »
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Re: black ice
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 09:02:38 PM »
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Re: black ice
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 09:04:20 PM »
T's & P's alex.  What happen?

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Re: black ice
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 09:06:14 PM »
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i didn't name it that man, it's just what it's called  :dunno:

if i was to name it it would be "transparent ice that murders people when they unknowingly walk on it"  :chainsaw:

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Re: black ice
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2013, 09:08:36 PM »
T's & P's alex.  What happen?

thanks

was walking around to the back of my house this morning on my neato stepping stones and slipped on the ice and fell so freaking hard

lower back is knotted up for realz and my neck is cracking and popping something fierce

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black ice
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 10:10:18 PM »
get some muscle relaxant


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Re: Re: black ice
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 11:21:54 PM »
get some muscle relaxant

Oh I did, took a soma and it knocked me out for about 4 hours

But guys, black ice is still out there killing, be ever vigilant

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Re: black ice
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2013, 11:24:35 PM »
this seems like a thread my grandpa would make.
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Re: black ice
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 11:41:15 PM »
i agree with this thread

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Re: Re: black ice
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 06:52:50 AM »
this seems like a thread my grandpa would make.

Your grandma seems like the type of lady that would take wood from your grandpa >:D

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Re: black ice
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 08:47:07 AM »
When I hit black ice on the highway I just let go of the wheel and let Jesus care of it. I heard about it in a song, seemed like sound advice.

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Re: black ice
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 08:58:27 AM »
Hope you didn't break your hip old-timer.
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Re: black ice
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 08:59:28 AM »
When I hit black ice on the highway I just let go of the wheel and let Jesus care of it. I heard about it in a song, seemed like sound advice.

are you insinuating that mr. supertramp's issue with black ice is the result of his spiritual emptiness?

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Re: black ice
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2013, 09:01:37 AM »
be an athlete

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Re: black ice
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2013, 09:16:38 AM »
Does anyone remember how many people would slip and fall on campus when it snowed/iced?  It was like an epidemic. 

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Re: black ice
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2013, 11:28:32 AM »
I too thought "the black ice" only victimized the olds

Let me tell you what, when you truly beieve this, black ice has you right where that evil bitch wants you

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Re: black ice
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2013, 03:34:28 PM »
this seems like a thread my grandpa would make.

Yeah,  old dudes are always bitching about black ice.

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Re: black ice
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2013, 03:43:49 PM »
this seems like a thread my grandpa would make.

Yeah, old dudes and people in the south are always bitching about black ice.