Author Topic: phrases at work that bring out the jr high you (Read 4230 times)

AST · « **on:** February 12, 2014, 07:39:49 AM »

total dynamic head, i lose it every time

slobber · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2014, 08:06:02 AM »

Certain non english speaking people saying "focus".
I giggle inside every time.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2014, 01:13:24 PM »

head, pump, suction head, lubricity, lubricant, nipple, peckerhead, j-box

AST · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2014, 01:18:20 PM »

male adapter, female adapter, slip fitting, flushbag

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2014, 01:26:07 PM »

caucus

star seed 7 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2014, 02:21:17 PM »

Donkey dick

Unruly · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2014, 02:28:35 PM »

Quote from: seven on February 12, 2014, 02:21:17 PM

Donkey dick

Want to work at this place.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2014, 02:43:07 PM »

At a place I used to work, there was this chart showing people's specialties -- the one guy was Fatigue Analysis but it was abbreviated to Fat. Anal.

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2014, 02:45:13 PM »

snatch block

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2014, 02:47:42 PM »

penetration

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2014, 02:54:21 PM »

Reefer truck

SabiNation · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2014, 03:05:20 PM »

For some reason whenever we want to delete something off of our computer system, we refer to it as "blowing it" off the system.

For instance, my boss will occasionally say something like, "SabiNation, I need you to blow [insert customer name here]'s account."

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2014, 03:17:27 PM »

std is abbreviation for student at our place.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2014, 11:23:20 PM »

On drawings when the phrase "THIS SHEET" is shortened to "THIS SHT," got so into the head of one of our drafters he wrote "THIS crap" at least 20 times on one of the drawings, claims he didn't even realize it, at any rate, that gem is saved in my fun pile at work.

wetwillie · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2014, 11:26:21 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 12, 2014, 02:54:21 PM

Reefer truck

Yes this is very funny to me still.

bones129 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2014, 11:36:57 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 12, 2014, 03:17:27 PM

std is abbreviation for student at our place.

Makes perfect sense

KST8FAN · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2014, 06:12:23 AM »

corn smut

everyone shut up · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2014, 08:49:25 AM »

Assembly is abbreviated as assy. Standard is abbreviated as std.

Gooch · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2014, 01:53:06 PM »

Order of Withdrawal.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2014, 02:08:38 PM »

Dongle

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2014, 02:09:34 PM »

Oh ya we dongle around here too.

Do you guys burst at all? Burst gets me.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2014, 02:14:08 PM »

My aunt used to work in a place that makes planes, including some for the military. One time she was giving a tour to some military guys and she said, "And this is the handle that you push to ejaculate the pilot."

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2014, 02:40:52 PM »

punta cana

AST · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2014, 02:51:09 PM »

shaft seal

Bloodfart · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2014, 03:08:30 PM »

Orifice and o-ring.