Author Topic: doritos... (Read 4968 times)

AST · « **on:** February 17, 2014, 08:36:08 PM »

in the history of ever, has there ever been a more over-consumed crap-tier food product. i vote no, and it is not even close.

the only redeeming quality is that one time a deer got it's head stuck in a bag of doritos and made for a totally adorbs pic

puniraptor · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:37:20 PM »

I think people are going to come at you hard on this.

puniraptor · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:37:48 PM »

I agree tho!

AST · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:38:36 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on February 17, 2014, 08:37:20 PM

I think people are going to come at you hard on this.

that's cool. they are doritos people so i will take that as the highest of compliments

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:40:48 PM »

Fritos are disgusting. Funions cut your mouth but have a terrific name.

Tobias · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:44:01 PM »

i don't care for doritos either ast

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:45:44 PM »

Doritos are WT.

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AST · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:46:13 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on February 17, 2014, 08:44:01 PM

i don't care for doritos either ast

congratulations on not having the tastebuds of a rube, i knew i liked you

The Big Train · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:47:24 PM »

YOU ARE rough ridin' HIGH!!!

ben ji · « **Reply #9 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:47:55 PM »

I dont like doritos but then again I'm not a big "Chip" guy.

I actually cant remember the last time I bought "Chips" at the grocery store.

Tobias · « **Reply #10 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:49:54 PM »

man, where were you guys during that one snack off? I've still got shrapnel in me from the doritos mafia

AST · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:49:57 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on February 17, 2014, 08:47:24 PM

YOU ARE rough ridin' HIGH!!!

actually i'm not, probably explains why i won't put that poor food in my mouf. to sum up, not poor and not high and coincidentally don't like doritos.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:51:05 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on February 17, 2014, 08:47:55 PM

I dont like doritos but then again I'm not a big "Chip" guy.

I actually cant remember the last time I bought "Chips" at the grocery store.

Welp, there goes the chance of us being related.

AST · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:51:10 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on February 17, 2014, 08:49:54 PM

man, where were you guys during that one snack off? I've still got shrapnel in me from the doritos mafia

we're here now man, we're here now

puniraptor · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:51:19 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on February 17, 2014, 08:49:54 PM

man, where were you guys during that one snack off? I've still got shrapnel in me from the doritos mafia

It was absolute carnage in there.

The Big Train · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:53:55 PM »

I mean, how can you not like Doritos? You probably hate our national anthem too huh

AST · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:53:59 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 17, 2014, 08:45:44 PM

Doritos are WT.

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nailed it!

puniraptor · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:54:57 PM »

Doritos are the tots of the chip world.

puniraptor · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:56:03 PM »

Doritos are the Pringles of the corn chip world.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #19 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:56:22 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on February 17, 2014, 08:54:57 PM

Doritos are the tots of the chip world.

:thumbup:

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ben ji · « **Reply #20 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:56:30 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on February 17, 2014, 08:51:05 PM

Quote from: ben ji on February 17, 2014, 08:47:55 PM
I dont like doritos but then again I'm not a big "Chip" guy.

I actually cant remember the last time I bought "Chips" at the grocery store.

Welp, there goes the chance of us being related.

I mean, the only reason we could possibly be related is the same random last name and both being ridiculously good looking, really its not that much to go on. But if you like "Chips" then thats it, definitely not related. Gross. Chips.

Hey, i'm going to take this random root that looks like dirt and slice it up real thin then throw it in some fat, let it get real crispy then sell it in a bag that is only like 1/2 full, gonna make a killing.

AST · « **Reply #21 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:57:50 PM »

it's amazing, they market doritos in many different flavors but they all taste like crap. pull the wool off your eyes people. cool ranch, nope just crap. nacho cheese, crap in that bag too. they are all crap.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:59:17 PM »

I just don't know why someone would eat doritos when they live in a world where these exist:

The Big Train · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2014, 08:59:28 PM »

Quote from: alexander supertramp on February 17, 2014, 08:57:50 PM

it's amazing, they market doritos in many different flavors but they all taste like crap. pull the wool off your eyes people. cool ranch, nope just crap. nacho cheese, crap in that bag too. they are all crap.

Tobias · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2014, 09:00:50 PM »

welcome, kat kid