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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2450 on: June 13, 2021, 06:18:40 PM »
I once helped a bunch of baby ducks out of a drain just like that!
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« Reply #2451 on: June 14, 2021, 02:33:27 AM »
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« Reply #2452 on: June 14, 2021, 03:07:38 PM »
I liked that the duck video had a happy ending.  I felt bad for incompetent momma duck.

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« Reply #2453 on: June 14, 2021, 03:08:59 PM »
Here's a full 7 minutes of bean snappin' monkey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQpk3QnTBKM

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« Reply #2454 on: September 08, 2021, 08:52:10 AM »
This is more of an Annoying Animal Story.  Also I need help killing these animals.  They are bugs though so not real animals.

I mowed over a yellow jacket nest hole on Sunday and they swarmed me and I got stung 4 times.  I was running through my yard swinging my arms wildly and then I saw two of them attached to my shorts and I was trying to brush them off but they wouldn't budge so I ran into the garage and took my pants off.  So last night I went to Lowe's and bought the foaming spray that has the little red straw (like WD-40 has) so you can stick it way down into the hole and spray the crap out of it (that's what she said) so then last night I waited until almost dark because that's when their activity is lowest and sprayed into the hole for like 10 seconds until it started coming back up.  Then yesterday I go back and look and they are still there!  What gives?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2455 on: September 08, 2021, 09:08:34 AM »
Put gas down there and start it on fire. Or, start the lawnmower over the hole and they’ll come out enraged and get food processed.

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« Reply #2456 on: September 08, 2021, 10:52:40 AM »
Put gas down there and start it on fire. Or, start the lawnmower over the hole and they’ll come out enraged and get food processed.

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You should def light it while still pouring the gas and then swing the flaming gas can all around your yard almost burning your house down. That's what they do in the funny videos i've seen online and I never see any yellow jackets in the videos after, so it seems foolproof.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2457 on: September 08, 2021, 02:34:08 PM »
I think it's time to seek out a two state solution

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« Reply #2458 on: September 08, 2021, 02:39:05 PM »
Start up a riding lawn mower and run it over the hole, toward a cliff with nobody driving it. The wasps will swarm the lawn mower and then when the mower goes off the cliff, all of the yellow jackets will fall off with it.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2459 on: September 08, 2021, 03:36:15 PM »
I do have a giant cliff in my yard.  Just no riding lawn mower, darn.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2461 on: October 08, 2021, 04:40:09 PM »
Throw some fettuccine Alfredo in the dang tank!

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« Reply #2462 on: October 08, 2021, 04:45:01 PM »
that's a p good looking spread but i think i'd feel too bloated to pak

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2463 on: October 08, 2021, 05:01:13 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2464 on: October 08, 2021, 05:29:00 PM »
Guys, that dolphin is scoping out someone to rape, it's not cute at all.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2465 on: October 08, 2021, 05:30:17 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2466 on: October 08, 2021, 05:53:18 PM »
Guys, that dolphin is scoping out someone to rape, it's not cute at all.

Seven, come clean, were you involved in dolphin rape.  It's ok if you were just a child and thought all dolphins were like Flipper on TV.  :ohno:
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2467 on: October 08, 2021, 07:06:16 PM »
https://twitter.com/kaywawice/status/1446250125555273739?s=20

This is an actual picture of me at an open-bar work event with long-legged colleagues who possess chest talent in attendance.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2468 on: October 08, 2021, 08:27:10 PM »
https://twitter.com/kaywawice/status/1446250125555273739?s=20

This is an actual picture of me at an open-bar work event with long-legged colleagues who possess chest talent in attendance.

THROW SOME FETTUCCINE ALFREDO IN THE DANG TANK!

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2469 on: January 10, 2022, 01:10:22 PM »
Quote
Dolphins Have a Fully Functional Clitoris, Study Finds
Anatomically, everything about a dolphin's clitoris indicates it evolved to help them feel pleasure, a group of researchers say

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Article: https://gizmodo.com/dolphins-have-a-fully-functional-clitoris-study-finds-1848331341

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2470 on: February 08, 2022, 07:54:22 PM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2471 on: February 08, 2022, 07:56:18 PM »
Is that fuckin' Bird Person, or what's the deal with the scale?

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« Reply #2472 on: March 01, 2022, 09:51:18 AM »
For the past few weeks this bad person bird has been banging on my window in the kitchen. He just rams himself into the window over and over. I have put my kids stuffed animals in the window and it sometimes makes him stop. Hulk is currently doing a shitty job. I have taped foil over part of the window and that seems to help a bit, but the rough rider comes back every morning. Its driving me crazy. The best/worse part is that he is basically the spitting image of that red Angry Bird in the game. Its like the real life version of that bad person ramming into stuff.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2473 on: March 01, 2022, 10:48:41 AM »
last week on joe millionaire, the guy from missouri brought out his pet raccoon


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2474 on: March 01, 2022, 11:24:43 AM »
For the past few weeks this bad person bird has been banging on my window in the kitchen. He just rams himself into the window over and over. I have put my kids stuffed animals in the window and it sometimes makes him stop. Hulk is currently doing a shitty job. I have taped foil over part of the window and that seems to help a bit, but the rough rider comes back every morning. Its driving me crazy. The best/worse part is that he is basically the spitting image of that red Angry Bird in the game. Its like the real life version of that bad person ramming into stuff.
we're going to need video of this kamikaze bird