amazing animal stories thread (post your own)

[steve dave]

My eighth grade english teacher got bit by a rattlesnake and lived to tell the tale! 

[AppleJack]

My dog eats tampons.

[steve dave]

My pet raccoon could stand on it's back legs and walk while holding something in it's front paws!

[steve dave]

My dog got sprayed by a skunk when I was little.  LMAO, go away dog! You stink!

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

My pet opposume bit me and we had to put it to sleep shoot it because it had rabies.  Then I had to get a bunch of shots to my stomach.  Then I realized you should not have opposumes for pets they make much better soup.

[bakerman]

My pittbull only has 3 legs and can still drag 150+ lbs across a carpeted floor.

[_33]

My pet raccoon could stand on it's back legs and walk while holding something in it's front paws!

My dog could stand on his back legs and walk while holding a dead raccoon in his front paws!

[OK_Cat]

my goldfish could hold its breath underwater longer than a full-sized person.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I had a bald beaver once.  It just had one little patch of hair on top of it's head.  True story!  It smelled a like fish, not sure why.

[wabash909]

I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.

Wut, that has nothing to do with a pet unless your dog or venomous duck found the body.

[bakerman]

I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.

Wut, that has nothing to do with a pet unless your dog or venomous duck found the body.

Most probable scenerio.

[jtksu]

I don't give a damn if it's OT, I wanna hear the story about a dead dude tied to a chair in the woods!

[jtksu]

My gransparent's big ass husky got straight shredded by a lynx.

[Dugout DickStone]

I found a live mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer.  I puked (I'm a cop).

[sys]

My eighth grade english teacher got bit by a rattlesnake and lived to tell the tale! 

pfft.

[felix rex]

A rabid coyote showed up in our yard when I was little. My dad put everyone in the house then went out with a rifle and shot it. Pretty much the most exciting thing that ever happened in our yard.

[asava]

Circa late 1980's. Had a Bull Mastiff in our neighborhood that used to sleep in the middle of the yard. A volkswagen beetle hit it. The dog stood up, looked at it, and walked away. The beetle had to be towed.


Also used to live by a canal and neighborhood dogs would frequently disappear due to crocs.

[steve dave]

One time I saw an owl swoop down and grab a cat but the cat, like, fought back and the owl dropped it about 20 feet off the ground and the cat ran away! 

[bubbles4ksu]

One morning before school there was a bald eagle in the field right next to my house. My weiner dog ran after it, but unfortunately for this story's sake, was not eaten. The bird just flew off.

[felix rex]

What about lighting cow farts with a blow torch? Does that qualify for this thread?

[Deez Nutz]

My older sister got backed into a corner of the barn when we were working cattle, and one of our cows pissed all over her!  She screams bloody murder, and I'm like   

[PandaXpanda]

i saw a baldy eagle at smithville lake yesterday.

[steve dave]

There was a peacock that flew into the polar bear habitat at the Omaha zoo and the polar bear ate it!

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I once counted 68 hawks on hwy 24 from Topeka to Manhattan.