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amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« on: June 29, 2010, 12:05:12 PM »
My eighth grade english teacher got bit by a rattlesnake and lived to tell the tale! 


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 12:08:23 PM »
My dog eats tampons.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 12:14:55 PM »
My pet raccoon could stand on it's back legs and walk while holding something in it's front paws!

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 12:26:51 PM »
My dog got sprayed by a skunk when I was little.  LMAO, go away dog! You stink!

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2010, 12:28:36 PM »
My pet opposume bit me and we had to put it to sleep shoot it because it had rabies.  Then I had to get a bunch of shots to my stomach.  Then I realized you should not have opposumes for pets they make much better soup.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2010, 12:30:06 PM »
My pittbull only has 3 legs and can still drag 150+ lbs across a carpeted floor.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2010, 12:37:30 PM »
My pet raccoon could stand on it's back legs and walk while holding something in it's front paws!

My dog could stand on his back legs and walk while holding a dead raccoon in his front paws!
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2010, 12:40:52 PM »
my goldfish could hold its breath underwater longer than a full-sized person.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2010, 12:50:57 PM »
I had a bald beaver once.  It just had one little patch of hair on top of it's head.  True story!  It smelled a like fish, not sure why.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2010, 12:53:43 PM »
I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.




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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2010, 12:55:33 PM »
I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.






Wut, that has nothing to do with a pet unless your dog or venomous duck found the body.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2010, 01:41:41 PM »
I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.






Wut, that has nothing to do with a pet unless your dog or venomous duck found the body.


Most probable scenerio.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2010, 07:55:39 PM »
I don't give a damn if it's OT, I wanna hear the story about a dead dude tied to a chair in the woods!

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2010, 07:56:34 PM »
My gransparent's big ass husky got straight shredded by a lynx.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2010, 12:09:51 AM »
I found a live mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer.  I puked (I'm a cop).

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2010, 02:01:10 AM »
My eighth grade english teacher got bit by a rattlesnake and lived to tell the tale! 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2010, 07:29:08 AM »
A rabid coyote showed up in our yard when I was little. My dad put everyone in the house then went out with a rifle and shot it. Pretty much the most exciting thing that ever happened in our yard.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2010, 07:38:15 AM »
Circa late 1980's. Had a Bull Mastiff in our neighborhood that used to sleep in the middle of the yard. A volkswagen beetle hit it. The dog stood up, looked at it, and walked away. The beetle had to be towed.


Also used to live by a canal and neighborhood dogs would frequently disappear due to crocs.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2010, 07:41:44 AM »
One time I saw an owl swoop down and grab a cat but the cat, like, fought back and the owl dropped it about 20 feet off the ground and the cat ran away!  :surprised:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2010, 11:11:44 AM »
One morning before school there was a bald eagle in the field right next to my house. My weiner dog ran after it, but unfortunately for this story's sake, was not eaten. The bird just flew off.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2010, 11:17:25 AM »
What about lighting cow farts with a blow torch? Does that qualify for this thread?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2010, 11:17:51 AM »
My older sister got backed into a corner of the barn when we were working cattle, and one of our cows pissed all over her!  She screams bloody murder, and I'm like   :eek::lol:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2010, 12:42:06 PM »
i saw a baldy eagle at smithville lake yesterday.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2010, 12:44:02 PM »
There was a peacock that flew into the polar bear habitat at the Omaha zoo and the polar bear ate it! :surprised:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2010, 12:48:57 PM »
I once counted 68 hawks on hwy 24 from Topeka to Manhattan.   :surprised: