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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2010, 05:31:13 PM »
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them.  He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell.  He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?).  My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s.  My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.


Your neighbor should have hidden an Ice inside of the bunny.

Was your neighbor the guy from Of Mice and Men?  Sounds like a total Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dumbass.


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2010, 05:56:20 PM »
I once threw a water dynamite firework in a pond and a catfish swallowed it. The water dynamite then exploded and the catfish died.


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2010, 06:04:03 PM »
Once ran over a rabbit den with a lawn mower. Baby rabbit parts everywhere.....
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2010, 06:10:29 PM »
Fun "animal" fact from Cultural Anthro class back when...the majority of brazilian shanty town boys' first sexual experience is either rape or rough ridin' a donkey/horse with it's legs tied.  True story.  :combofan:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2010, 06:13:22 PM »
Clipped a deer last night with my pickup.  It was a group of three deer.  I almost hit the second one, but the stupid deer slammed on the brakes and biffed it on the pavement, narrowly escaping certain death.  L'edMAO
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2010, 06:27:54 PM »
Hit a fox with my car one night.  Looked back and saw it wasn't totally dead, so I turned around and ran that bitch over again.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2010, 06:47:25 PM »
Once ran over a rabbit den with a lawn mower. Baby rabbit parts everywhere.....

I did this last summer.  :cry:
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #57 on: June 30, 2010, 06:48:28 PM »
Some of these aren't even that amazing

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #58 on: June 30, 2010, 06:52:45 PM »
one time i hit a raccoon with my car and had to re-run over it 3 times before it was dead. 
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2010, 06:54:17 PM »
What kind of :kufan: car needs three tries to kill a raccoon?  My car totally obliterated that fox when I lined it up.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #60 on: June 30, 2010, 07:51:27 PM »
I once woke up with a bat on my stomach.  When I moved it started flying around all bat crap crazy (lol, see what I did there?)  Got rabies shots just incase.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2010, 07:54:17 PM »
What kind of :kufan: car needs three tries to kill a raccoon?  My car totally obliterated that fox when I lined it up.

raccoons, unlike foxes, refuse to die.  pretty sad that it took you two attempts with the fox.  keep rockin' the roller blades, d00d. 
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« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2010, 08:36:36 PM »
I actually tried to miss the fox initially and just kinda clipped him.  The little red bastard wasn't the recipient of my good will the second time.  I even turned the music up before running his sorry ass over, seemed appropriate at the time.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #63 on: June 30, 2010, 08:40:43 PM »
a squirrel got in my house one time, and i caught it with my bare (gloved) hands. those fracks are strong and feisty.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #64 on: June 30, 2010, 09:05:39 PM »
One time, I buddy and I befriended a squirrel.  He followed us around for a while and even sat on our shoes if we'd stand next to him.  My buddy (whose nickname was Pubes) agreed to keep an eye on him at his house that night while I went out (Pubes was grounded).

Anyways, I got a call the next day, and Buster the squirrel died.  

Edit:  Just texted Pubes for verification.  The squirrel's name was in fact Buster.  Buster the squirrel. 
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #65 on: June 30, 2010, 09:11:25 PM »
sorry to hear about "baxy", dlew12.


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #66 on: June 30, 2010, 09:12:16 PM »
One time, I buddy and I befriended a squirrel.  He followed us around for a while and even sat on our shoes if we'd stand next to him.  My buddy (whose nickname was Pubes) agreed to keep an eye on him at his house that night while I went out (Pubes was grounded).

Anyways, I got a call the next day, and Baxter the squirrel died. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #67 on: June 30, 2010, 09:19:12 PM »
I had a buddy @KSU named Pubes.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #68 on: June 30, 2010, 09:25:52 PM »
one time my neighbor and i found a hurt baby bunny that we nursed back to health by feeding it milk with a eye dropper.  we named him taz and kept him in a shoebox behind a rock wall in our fort.  one moring we woke up and taz was gone. 
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #69 on: June 30, 2010, 09:26:37 PM »
I had a buddy @KSU named Pubes.

Yeah?  Well I had a Squirrel in Lenexa named Buster.  BUT NOW HE'S DEAD.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #70 on: June 30, 2010, 10:42:20 PM »
Some of these aren't even that amazing

The second deer would have amazingly mumped up my truck had she not biffed it and almost slid under my truck.

Kinda had to be there I guess...
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #71 on: July 01, 2010, 07:13:47 AM »
In grade school, a bird got it into the supply shed we used for sports equipment. I wapped it out of the air with one of those big red plastic wiffle bats, and it exploded. Was pretty amazing, because that bird was coming in hot and had a lot of movement on it.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #72 on: July 01, 2010, 07:42:37 AM »
When I was growing up there were 2 Peacocks named Bert and Ernie that lived in the woods behind my house.  That is until they scratched the crap out of my neighbors car and he called animal control.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #73 on: July 01, 2010, 07:44:32 AM »
One time, at some lake in Missouri during summer camp, I caught a hummingbird with my hands out of midair!  :surprised:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #74 on: July 01, 2010, 08:18:30 AM »
One time, at some lake in Missouri during summer camp, I caught a hummingbird with my hands out of midair!  :surprised:
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