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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2010, 12:59:58 PM »
when i was in college, i saw a stealth bomber


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« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2010, 01:05:52 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2010, 01:16:56 PM »
one time i drove around shawnee mission park one and a half times and counted 23 deer. 
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« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2010, 01:18:19 PM »
One time I hit a baby deer with my jeep and, when the policeman got there, he asked me if I wanted to keep the deer!  :surprised: :dunno:

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« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2010, 01:19:02 PM »
One time I hit a baby deer with my jeep and, when the policeman got there, he asked me if I wanted to keep the deer!  :surprised: :dunno:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2010, 01:19:08 PM »
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere  where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro.  never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans.  sux'd.


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« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2010, 01:20:32 PM »
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere  where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro.  never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans.  sux'd.

Gross, everyone pee'd there

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« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2010, 01:21:11 PM »
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere  where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro.  never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans.  sux'd.

piss alley?   :barf:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2010, 01:21:47 PM »
yup


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« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2010, 01:22:29 PM »
did the paint smell like piss?

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« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2010, 01:23:38 PM »
u got piss on ur jeans, bro. 
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« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2010, 01:35:15 PM »
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere  where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro.  never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans.  sux'd.

piss alley?   :barf:

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« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2010, 01:41:23 PM »
One time I hit a baby deer with my jeep and, when the policeman got there, he asked me if I wanted to keep the deer!  :surprised: :dunno:

To take home and eat.  I know lots of people who are on the deer roadkill list.  Must be fresh roadkill though.
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« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2010, 01:49:32 PM »
there was a time that i was hunting for desert sage and I came across a wolf.  shot the wolf.


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« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2010, 01:55:42 PM »
I once found a baby mouse and was going to raise it as a pet but the first night it started to sqeak really loud and when it would not eat I fed it to my cat.

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« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2010, 03:41:21 PM »
I once had a Coyote attack my Turkey decoy.

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« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2010, 03:47:39 PM »
I once (accidentally) cut a baby frog in half with a weedeater.  Felt horrible for the little guy.  His little leg bones were hanging out of his torso, just kicking away.

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« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2010, 03:51:13 PM »
found a dead bird in my kiddie pool  :surprised:

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« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2010, 04:24:23 PM »
A guy I work with was at a friend's house in the mountains. They designed their house so that it had an enclosed courtyard to keep out animals other than their pets. Well a hawk flew down and snatched up their house cat. True story.

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« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2010, 04:35:13 PM »
I once accidentally locked my cat in the hall closet all night and Chicat and JHGD rescued it. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2010, 04:40:49 PM »
there was a time that i was hunting for desert sage and I came across a wolf.  shot the wolf.

Been there bro.  I was always nervous about picking the desert sage if wolves or mountain lions were around.
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« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2010, 04:42:27 PM »
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them.  He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell.  He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?).  My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s.  My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2010, 05:12:14 PM »
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere  where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro.  never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans.  sux'd.

piss alley?   :barf:

I used piss alley ALL the time....for pissing.
Understandable.  However, always best to go there early in the night and be there first, then slosh through there later and get "paint" on your pants.

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« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2010, 05:15:59 PM »
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them.  He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell.  He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?).  My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s.  My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.


Your neighbor should have hidden an Ice inside of the bunny.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2010, 05:25:04 PM »
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them.  He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell.  He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?).  My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s.  My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.


Your neighbor should have hidden an Ice inside of the bunny.

Was your neighbor the guy from Of Mice and Men?  Sounds like a total Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dumbass.




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