amazing animal stories thread (post your own)

[jtksu]

That settles it; I am now 100% sure SD was molested as a child.

[Brock Landers]

one time i hit a raccoon with my car and had to re-run over it 3 times before it was dead. 

I know a guy who keeps big containers of dog food out in his pole shed, and raccoons are a problem for getting into the containers and absoultely chowing down on the stuff.  ANyway, one night we came across a couple of them sniffing around so he ran back into his house to get a .22 pistol.  It took 4 or 5 shots to finally kill this one raccoon that climbed up to the rafters of the shed, including a couple of head shots.  I guess even when you shoot them in the head, the chances of hitting their pea-size brains ar pretty slim.

[sys]

note for Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) posters.  killing an animal, no matter how stupid the reason you have to do so, isn't an amazing story.

[steve dave]

note for Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) posters.  killing an animal, no matter how stupid the reason you have to do so, isn't an amazing story.

QFT.  weirdos. 

[DQ12]

Earlier this week, my inside/outside cat stayed outside for 3 whole days.

[jtksu]

Inside/out cat?  Sounds amazing!!!  Can you see his slpeen and stuff?!

[Dugout DickStone]

Earlier this week, my inside/outside cat stayed outside for 3 whole days.

Alright, back on track with an amazing story.

I had a pet turtle named Max who ate tons of lettuce.  One day i had to let him go because winter was coming so I took him to the pond where I found him and let him go but he wouldn't leave because he liked me so much.

[DQ12]

Inside/out cat?  Sounds amazing!!!  Can you see his slpeen and stuff?!

No.  And it's a "she."

When I was 7, my grandparents and I would go to the park to feed the ducks.  One time a duck ate three whole pieces of bread.

Hey duck!  Quit hogging all that bread! 

[DQ12]

One time I went fishing at a lake on the falcon ridge golf course (hole number 11, i believe). Anyways  I was down there by myself and it was a pretty foggy afternoon after school.

Pretty soon, I see two GIANT looking goldfish and it really, really scared me.  Turns out they were just carp or something.

[jtksu]

You must be a tremendous pussy to be scared by a god damn carp/goldfish.  Ho

[pissclams]

no kidding.  who is scared of a rough ridin' goldfish?  LMAO @ being scared of a goldfish.

[DQ12]

I was only a little guy.
 

[DQ12]

My old cat Fido (RIP Fido), used to walk around on the stair railings.  The railing was about 3 inches wide and Fido, get this, Fido could turn around on the railing and walk the other way.

Fido would also hangout outside sometimes and whore around (as my mom used to say) down in the sewer.  What always astounded us was that Fido could jump out of the street sewer.  He could make the 3-4 ft. jump through the 4/5 inch gap out of the sewer.

Amazing cat, that Fido.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Had a Cocker spanial, who must have been mildely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  He was run over 3 times but did not die (the 4th time did him in)  These were all seperate occations.  One time he was run over buy a cattle trailer on a very sandy road and then walked home, which was about 3 miles away.  He laid in our garage for 3 days, then got up and seemed fine. 
He also one time was so excited to see us when we got home he ran head first into the basketball goal post, and knocked himself out.  This same dog had a chunk of his nose taken out when he stuck his head into a badger hole.  He also got his tounge stuck to a barbed wire fence while trying to lick ice sickles, 3 times.  When he was run over the final time he was about 17 years old.

[jtksu]

That dog reminds me of a certain KU poster we had hanging around until recently.

[Pett]

This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own).

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own).

I think it is amazing that he lived 17 years.  Don't you?

[Pett]

This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own).

I think it is amazing that he lived 17 years.  Don't you?

I mean, yes that was the greatest part of your story but still, the hell that your dog went through is just upsetting....

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own).

I think it is amazing that he lived 17 years.  Don't you?

I mean, yes that was the greatest part of your story but still, the hell that your dog went through is just upsetting....

He was a very happy mildly Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dog.  If that makes his story any better.

[Dugout DickStone]

Had a Cocker spanial, who must have been mildely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  He was run over 3 times but did not die (the 4th time did him in)  These were all seperate occations.  One time he was run over buy a cattle trailer on a very sandy road and then walked home, which was about 3 miles away.  He laid in our garage for 3 days, then got up and seemed fine. 
He also one time was so excited to see us when we got home he ran head first into the basketball goal post, and knocked himself out.  This same dog had a chunk of his nose taken out when he stuck his head into a badger hole.  He also got his tounge stuck to a barbed wire fence while trying to lick ice sickles, 3 times.  When he was run over the final time he was about 17 years old.

Any stories about animals that were your pet MUST be accompanied by that pet's name.  No exceptions.  I will ban whomever ignores this.  

[steve dave]

My dog, Otis, ate an entire package of old bacon that we threw out and died! 

My other dog, Millie, got distemper and had to stay at the Vet for about 4 months and lived.  The vet was all "" that she lived! 

[CNS]

My step mom has a boston terrier.  It ate an entire new bag of Worther's original(yep, they are old), bag and wrappers included.  It crapped out gold foil and plastic for two days.  Vet made my step mom account for how many were crapped out so they could determine when it was all out of the dog's system.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

My dog, Otis, ate an entire package of old bacon that we threw out and died! 

My other dog, Millie, got distemper and had to stay at the Vet for about 4 months and lived.  The vet was all "" that she lived! 

Bet that was a hefty vet bill.

[Pittcat]

My dog, Gunner, who is also a very happy, mildly Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dog, will chase his tail.  The kicker is he'll catch his tail about half way up and continue to chase it in an effort to get MOAR!  

He'll also eat any animals poo except his own.  He knows his own poo!

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

My wife's parents have a dog that keeps eating her sisters thong underwear.