My pet raccoon could stand on it's back legs and walk while holding something in it's front paws!
I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.
I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.
Wut, that has nothing to do with a pet unless your dog or venomous duck found the body.
My eighth grade english teacher got bit by a rattlesnake and lived to tell the tale!
when i was in college, i saw a stealth bomber
One time I hit a baby deer with my jeep and, when the policeman got there, he asked me if I wanted to keep the deer! :surprised: :dunno:
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro. never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans. sux'd.
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro. never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans. sux'd.
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro. never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans. sux'd.
piss alley? :barf:
One time I hit a baby deer with my jeep and, when the policeman got there, he asked me if I wanted to keep the deer! :surprised: :dunno:
there was a time that i was hunting for desert sage and I came across a wolf. shot the wolf.
Understandable. However, always best to go there early in the night and be there first, then slosh through there later and get "paint" on your pants.i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro. never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans. sux'd.
piss alley? :barf:
I used piss alley ALL the time....for pissing.
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them. He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell. He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?). My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s. My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them. He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell. He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?). My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s. My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.
Your neighbor should have hidden an Ice inside of the bunny.
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them. He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell. He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?). My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s. My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.
Your neighbor should have hidden an Ice inside of the bunny.
Was your neighbor the guy from Of Mice and Men? Sounds like a total Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dumbass.
Once ran over a rabbit den with a lawn mower. Baby rabbit parts everywhere.....
What kind of :kufan: car needs three tries to kill a raccoon? My car totally obliterated that fox when I lined it up.
One time, I buddy and I befriended a squirrel. He followed us around for a while and even sat on our shoes if we'd stand next to him. My buddy (whose nickname was Pubes) agreed to keep an eye on him at his house that night while I went out (Pubes was grounded).
Anyways, I got a call the next day, and Baxter the squirrel died.
I had a buddy @KSU named Pubes.
Some of these aren't even that amazing
One time, at some lake in Missouri during summer camp, I caught a hummingbird with my hands out of midair! :surprised::surprised:
one time i hit a raccoon with my car and had to re-run over it 3 times before it was dead.
note for Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) posters. killing an animal, no matter how stupid the reason you have to do so, isn't an amazing story.
Earlier this week, my inside/outside cat stayed outside for 3 whole days.
Inside/out cat? Sounds amazing!!! Can you see his slpeen and stuff?!
This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own). :cry:
This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own). :cry:
I think it is amazing that he lived 17 years. Don't you?
He was a very happy mildly Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dog. If that makes his story any better.This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own). :cry:
I think it is amazing that he lived 17 years. Don't you?
I mean, yes that was the greatest part of your story but still, the hell that your dog went through is just upsetting.... :embarrassed:
Had a Cocker spanial, who must have been mildely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). He was run over 3 times but did not die (the 4th time did him in) These were all seperate occations. One time he was run over buy a cattle trailer on a very sandy road and then walked home, which was about 3 miles away. He laid in our garage for 3 days, then got up and seemed fine.
He also one time was so excited to see us when we got home he ran head first into the basketball goal post, and knocked himself out. This same dog had a chunk of his nose taken out when he stuck his head into a badger hole. He also got his tounge stuck to a barbed wire fence while trying to lick ice sickles, 3 times. When he was run over the final time he was about 17 years old.
My dog, Otis, ate an entire package of old bacon that we threw out and died! :surprised:
My other dog, Millie, got distemper and had to stay at the Vet for about 4 months and lived. The vet was all ":surprised:" that she lived! :surprised:
My step mom has a boston terrier. It ate an entire new bag of Worther's original(yep, they are old), bag and wrappers included. It crapped out gold foil and plastic for two days. Vet made my step mom account for how many were crapped out so they could determine when it was all out of the dog's system.
My dog, Josie, ate 8 pairs of my wife's thong underwear. Not just chewed up, but actually swallowed whole, and then threw them back up. :barf:The dog that ate my wifes sisters thongs had to have it cut out by the vet because it got bound up in it's bowles
My step mom has a boston terrier. It ate an entire new bag of Worther's original(yep, they are old), bag and wrappers included. It crapped out gold foil and plastic for two days. Vet made my step mom account for how many were crapped out so they could determine when it was all out of the dog's system.
:frank: What is this animal's name?
had a fish in college that the college gf gave me, that SOB lived for ever. it was a beta.
I once accidentally locked my cat in the hall closet all night and Chicat and JHGD rescued it.
note for Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) posters. killing an animal, no matter how stupid the reason you have to do so, isn't an amazing story.
QFT. weirdos.
Had a Cocker spanial, who must have been mildely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). He was run over 3 times but did not die (the 4th time did him in) These were all seperate occations. One time he was run over buy a cattle trailer on a very sandy road and then walked home, which was about 3 miles away. He laid in our garage for 3 days, then got up and seemed fine.
He also one time was so excited to see us when we got home he ran head first into the basketball goal post, and knocked himself out. This same dog had a chunk of his nose taken out when he stuck his head into a badger hole. He also got his tounge stuck to a barbed wire fence while trying to lick ice sickles, 3 times. When he was run over the final time he was about 17 years old.
My Mom told me that our cat chased off a wild turkey yesterday and today.
I once accidentally locked my cat in the hall closet all night and Chicat and JHGD rescued it.She rescued it. I was trying to put it back in. I just kinda assumed it belonged there.
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
I once accidentally locked my cat in the hall closet all night and Chicat and JHGD rescued it.
I laugh at this story every time.
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
me.
Holy crap. That's horrible. :embarrassed:[/list]
- Roomiez in college had ferrets. One of them(Sebastian) knew how to play fetch, and my bro was tossing the little ferret toy around one night until it got bored or most likely got the cheezy scent of a cheeto and went to investigate underneath the recliner. My friend sat up while the great Cheeto investigation was underway and severed Sebastians head from the rest of his body. A ferret, while small, will spew blood. NO lie.
All of the dogs I had as a kid (BJ, Lucky, Mr. Doo, and Buck) are all running around playing at some awesome farm somewhere. I am prob going to go visit someday when I get time. I bet it is such a great place and all of my dogs are prob so happy there with all of the room they have to run around and play.
All of the dogs I had as a kid (BJ, Lucky, Mr. Doo, and Buck) are all running around playing at some awesome farm somewhere. I am prob going to go visit someday when I get time. I bet it is such a great place and all of my dogs are prob so happy there with all of the room they have to run around and play.
omg, Duke, Ben, Rip and Dixie are all at the same farm! Are there lots of rabbits to chase and a spring to cool off in!?
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
me.
Liar.
Reminded me of a cat story. When I started driving, my first car was a '75 buick skylark. In the fall & winter all of the cats would crawl up onto the engine block to stay warm. My cat, garfield, (cat rough ridin' loved lasagna) was apparently sitting on the fan cowling. When I started the car, fur came flying out the sides of the hood. I ran inside screaming & crying because I had the cat for like 10 years. 5 minutes later I came out to go bury him. As I lifted the hood, his head popped up with this dazed & confused look on his face and he just started meowing like, WTF was that? He had this enormous patch of fur missing from his head and hind leg. But he lived for a couple more years beyond that. I never had a farm cat live longer than him and he was awesome. He followed me everywhere.
- Roomiez in college had ferrets. One of them(Sebastian) knew how to play fetch, and my bro was tossing the little ferret toy around one night until it got bored or most likely got the cheezy scent of a cheeto and went to investigate underneath the recliner. My friend sat up while the great Cheeto investigation was underway and severed Sebastians head from the rest of his body. A ferret, while small, will spew blood. NO lie
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
currently have golden mix named Sadie :surprised:
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
currently have golden mix named Sadie :surprised:
Used to have a GF named Sadie. :surprised:
I once accidentally locked my cat in the hall closet all night and Chicat and JHGD rescued it.
I laugh at this story every time.
:confused:
post-touche`?
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
:surprised: :lol:When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
currently have golden mix named Sadie :surprised:
Used to have a GF named Sadie. :surprised:
Was she a bitch? :surprised:
:surprised: :lol:When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
currently have golden mix named Sadie :surprised:
Used to have a GF named Sadie. :surprised:
Was she a bitch? :surprised:
This weekend we were at sdmom and sddad's place and there was a whole family of :raccoon: in the garage chowing on dog food! :surprised:
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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We have a :raccoon: hanging around our dumpster that we named Nick!
Hey Nick! Get out of that dumpster you silly raccoon!
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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You named a racoon after a Qatz player? Jeez. :opcat:
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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If that is a bear i feel like this should be getting more attention.
When my cat eats too fast she throws up on the carpet and I hit her with a spatula. :surprised:
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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If that is a bear i feel like this should be getting more attention.
Definitely a bear. They're pretty common around here though.
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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If that is a bear i feel like this should be getting more attention.
Definitely a bear. They're pretty common around here though.
can you ride them? Looks like fun to ride.
:surprised:
BEARS ON PORCHES IN KANSAS!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Wait maybe they'll eat/scare off the mountain lions!!1!
:pbj: :excited: :pbj: :excited: :pbj: :excited:
So I used to have a litter of kittens names louis, one of them would walk around and made TOOOO MUUUCHH NOOOOIIIISE. Anywho, I made a nifty little invention called kitten gloves and had a really cool infomercial made up for it and everything. Well right before the copyright went through some assholes stole my idea and put it on their stupid tv show.
:surprised:
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:surprised:
pretty cool but not that scary. there were 9 of us. 3 of us w/ bear spray. my wife and sister freaked out a little as they didn't do a good job of bunching up into tight group. i didn't do good job taking trigger lock off my spray and got a little in my bro-in-law's eyes; he was blind for about 5 minutes as we tried to stay out of this grizzly's path. in the end we found out this guy was a little curious fracker and used to being around human beings which is not good in my book. should have run away from us when we made ourselves known about a third of a mile up the trail. instead as you can see he booked it up the trail to get a better look at us. 5 year old male with big claws (see last image)
:surprised:
pretty cool but not that scary. there were 9 of us. 3 of us w/ bear spray. my wife and sister freaked out a little as they didn't do a good job of bunching up into tight group. i didn't do good job taking trigger lock off my spray and got a little in my bro-in-law's eyes; he was blind for about 5 minutes as we tried to stay out of this grizzly's path. in the end we found out this guy was a little curious fracker and used to being around human beings which is not good in my book. should have run away from us when we made ourselves known about a third of a mile up the trail. instead as you can see he booked it up the trail to get a better look at us. 5 year old male with big claws (see last image)
Bear spray? Did you have your bear whistle with you too? I can imagine you pulling a little bottle out of your fanny pack and trying to hit the bear in the eyes with a tiny little stream of spray while he rips your limbs off and eats your face.
:surprised:
pretty cool but not that scary. there were 9 of us. 3 of us w/ bear spray. my wife and sister freaked out a little as they didn't do a good job of bunching up into tight group. i didn't do good job taking trigger lock off my spray and got a little in my bro-in-law's eyes; he was blind for about 5 minutes as we tried to stay out of this grizzly's path. in the end we found out this guy was a little curious fracker and used to being around human beings which is not good in my book. should have run away from us when we made ourselves known about a third of a mile up the trail. instead as you can see he booked it up the trail to get a better look at us. 5 year old male with big claws (see last image)
Bear spray? Did you have your bear whistle with you too? I can imagine you pulling a little bottle out of your fanny pack and trying to hit the bear in the eyes with a tiny little stream of spray while he rips your limbs off and eats your face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcy78rnDKiQ
Absolutely heartwarming stuff folks
i'll bump this thread with what has always been and will always be the most insane thing i've ever seen an animal do. there are no words. just watch it dudes.
if you haven't seen it already, here it is. the infamous "Eagle Vs. Mountain Goat"
:surprised: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafAdkZIYKA :runaway:
Seems like way too much good footage and camera angles to be real. Also, when mountain goats got on our porch, momma just chased them off with a broom. :dunno:
Seems like way too much good footage and camera angles to be real. Also, when mountain goats got on our porch, momma just chased them off with a broom. :dunno:
Pretty sure it was discovered to be a hoax...
Seems like way too much good footage and camera angles to be real. Also, when mountain goats got on our porch, momma just chased them off with a broom. :dunno:
Pretty sure it was discovered to be a hoax...
It's not fake. All the footage has been verified real. There's some rumor about the crew that filmed it using a trained eagle or weakened goats, maybe but that sounds kinda doubtful.
Turns out it footage from an old Spanish wildlife series. The goat was dead an the scene staged but it's a wild eagle. Guess the director was outed as having staged lots of scenes for his shows, including throwing capybaras into schools of paranhas. (Totally spacing on the spelling of that fish here...)
definitely staged.
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lol.
http://www.ilbirds.com/index.php?topic=32809.0
Saw an amazing donkey act in Nuevo Laredo once. Think the trainer's name was Maria. :fatty:
PORT ANGELES, Wash. | Rangers in Washington state suspect an encounter with a mountain goat killed a hiker in Olympic National Park.
The park service says Robert H. Boardman, 63, of Port Angeles was hurt Saturday near the park’s Klahhane Ridge and died hours later at a Port Angeles hospital. Officials said an early investigation indicates they were caused by an encounter with a goat.
Rangers tracked down and killed the goat. A veterinary pathologist will analyze it.
my cat's breath smells like cat food
my cat's breath smells like cat food
Why is it so hard to catch a bird/squirrel with a trap made of a milk crate with a stick propping up one end with a string tied to the stick while you wait and hide behind a tree like 20 ft away? Seems like this should work a lot of the time.It works for me all the time. :dunno:
Why is it so hard to catch a bird/squirrel with a trap made of a milk crate with a stick propping up one end with a string tied to the stick while you wait and hide behind a tree like 20 ft away? Seems like this should work a lot of the time.
When I was younger, I had a baby raccoon named Carlton ( <------ FPOBA fan).
Anyway, we would feed Carlton sugar cubes. Turns out raccoons clean their food in water before eating it. So Carlton would just sit there spinning that sugar cube in the water until it was totally dissolved! It was literally the cutest thing in the entire world. :love:
Carlton was one amazing :raccoon:
When I was younger, I had a baby raccoon named Carlton ( <------ FPOBA fan).
Anyway, we would feed Carlton sugar cubes. Turns out raccoons clean their food in water before eating it. So Carlton would just sit there spinning that sugar cube in the water until it was totally dissolved! It was literally the cutest thing in the entire world. :love:
Carlton was one amazing :raccoon:
Why is it so hard to catch a bird/squirrel with a trap made of a milk crate with a stick propping up one end with a string tied to the stick while you wait and hide behind a tree like 20 ft away? Seems like this should work a lot of the time.
Are you using any kind of bait? Could be your problem.
saw this after re-watching the goat/eagle vid. Maybe the bird wasn't trained. :ohno:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWaosOaURfU&feature=related
that bear is like :horrorsurprise: :ohno: :surprised: :ohno:
saw this after re-watching the goat/eagle vid. Maybe the bird wasn't trained. :ohno:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWaosOaURfU&feature=related
that bear is like :horrorsurprise: :ohno: :surprised: :ohno:
that was really boring
Oddly enough, racoons prefer malt liquor.
Back when I had a convertible, these two dogs I know used to force me to drive them around city park.
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Back when I had a convertible, these two dogs I know used to force me to drive them around city park.
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I think the more amazing thing is the one on the left having testicles on his chin! :horrorsurprise:
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When I was younger, I had a baby raccoon named Carlton ( <------ FPOBA fan).
Anyway, we would feed Carlton sugar cubes. Turns out raccoons clean their food in water before eating it. So Carlton would just sit there spinning that sugar cube in the water until it was totally dissolved! It was literally the cutest thing in the entire world. :love:
Carlton was one amazing :raccoon:
You copied that story from my :raccoon: story you SOB :curse:
come home from morning classes and expecting my dog to be in his crate, which is where i left him because it was raining outside. open the door and the front end of the crate is laying on the floor. this :confused: = me. how did he get through the crate when the electricity had been on (just like jurassic park. JUST LIKE JURASSIC PARK). someone must have cut the power. crap. now i become tense. i see him dart across the room in a blur. he's circling. just then he jumps up from behind me. clever girl (actually a boy in this situation). he then proceeds to get petted. i scan the house real quick seeing if how much disaster has struck by the mouth of a 10 month old crazed puppy. nothing. its quiet. too quiet. i walk through the house. searching for shredded paper. torn couches. nothing. :dunno: :ohno:
then.... :surprised: i see it. dog crap on a cheap rug. i pick up the rug and throw it away. nothing else was touched. that i know of.
come home from morning classes and expecting my dog to be in his crate, which is where i left him because it was raining outside. open the door and the front end of the crate is laying on the floor. this :confused: = me. how did he get through the crate when the electricity had been on (just like jurassic park. JUST LIKE JURASSIC PARK). someone must have cut the power. crap. now i become tense. i see him dart across the room in a blur. he's circling. just then he jumps up from behind me. clever girl (actually a boy in this situation). he then proceeds to get petted. i scan the house real quick seeing if how much disaster has struck by the mouth of a 10 month old crazed puppy. nothing. its quiet. too quiet. i walk through the house. searching for shredded paper. torn couches. nothing. :dunno: :ohno:You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
then.... :surprised: i see it. dog crap on a cheap rug. i pick up the rug and throw it away. nothing else was touched. that i know of.
come home from morning classes and expecting my dog to be in his crate, which is where i left him because it was raining outside. open the door and the front end of the crate is laying on the floor. this :confused: = me. how did he get through the crate when the electricity had been on (just like jurassic park. JUST LIKE JURASSIC PARK). someone must have cut the power. crap. now i become tense. i see him dart across the room in a blur. he's circling. just then he jumps up from behind me. clever girl (actually a boy in this situation). he then proceeds to get petted. i scan the house real quick seeing if how much disaster has struck by the mouth of a 10 month old crazed puppy. nothing. its quiet. too quiet. i walk through the house. searching for shredded paper. torn couches. nothing. :dunno: :ohno:
then.... :surprised: i see it. dog crap on a cheap rug. i pick up the rug and throw it away. nothing else was touched. that i know of.
THAT YOU KNOW OF!!!
You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
DO YOU PUT WATER IN THERE TOO!?
what kind of dog. w/o the breed, your description of the events is really vague. TIA
Are you fat like Newman then? WHERE ARE THE EGGS JACKASS?!
THAT YOU KNOW OF!!!
:surprised:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
DO YOU PUT WATER IN THERE TOO!?
i may or may not have taken liberties with the story to make it resemble jurassic park, and making my dog sound like a velociraptor.what kind of dog. w/o the breed, your description of the events is really vague. TIA
rhodesian ridgeback/velociraptor. a velociridgeback.
Are you fat like Newman then? WHERE ARE THE EGGS JACKASS?!
THAT YOU KNOW OF!!!
:surprised:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
DO YOU PUT WATER IN THERE TOO!?
i may or may not have taken liberties with the story to make it resemble jurassic park, and making my dog sound like a velociraptor.what kind of dog. w/o the breed, your description of the events is really vague. TIA
rhodesian ridgeback/velociraptor. a velociridgeback.
Are you fat like Newman then? WHERE ARE THE EGGS JACKASS?!
THAT YOU KNOW OF!!!
:surprised:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
DO YOU PUT WATER IN THERE TOO!?
i may or may not have taken liberties with the story to make it resemble jurassic park, and making my dog sound like a velociraptor.what kind of dog. w/o the breed, your description of the events is really vague. TIA
rhodesian ridgeback/velociraptor. a velociridgeback.
would it help if i said that i saw a short stout mailman in glasses and curly black hair scamper away from my house right before i got home? or that the first thing i did was check my barbasol can in the bathroom? it definitely was a half attempt at making it sound like jurassic park. i am sorry, and i apologize. but you are missing the issue. THE NEWMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE. some ridgeback crap on my rug, man. and that rug really tied the room together.
looked like watered down pudding.
(http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg259/scaled.php?tn=0&server=259&filename=ss7y.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)
My dog craps on the bath mat all the time. Coached her up on that. :gocho:
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
Best food to put in squirrel trap?
Best food to put in squirrel trap?
pumpkins or mums
my best friends grandma lives in topeka. i happened to run into her two years ago and we talked for a while. "how are you, haven't seen you in a while" kind of stuff. she then proceeds to tell me that she has an ongoing competition with a neighbor of hers over who can shoot the most squirrels and how it wasn't much of a competition because she was beating the guy something like 16 to 5 or something.
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
Similar thing happened to me earlier this year. Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am. I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/sgt_corey/IMG00005-20100513-0617.jpg)
I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick. Still have no idea how it got inside. Can they pick locks?
what kind of backwoods places to you fuckers live??
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
Similar thing happened to me earlier this year. Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am. I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/sgt_corey/IMG00005-20100513-0617.jpg)
I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick. Still have no idea how it got inside. Can they pick locks?
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
Similar thing happened to me earlier this year. Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am. I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/sgt_corey/IMG00005-20100513-0617.jpg)
I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick. Still have no idea how it got inside. Can they pick locks?
I read the first part and saw the picture. Kept thinking "What kinda lunatic has cement floors in his living room?" You became a lot less interesting when I read the last part
A rabbitt ate a ton of our tomatos last year. This year? None. What did we do different from last year? Nothing. Solve that mystery Matlock.
A rabbitt ate a ton of our tomatos last year. This year? None. What did we do different from last year? Nothing. Solve that mystery Matlock.
this thread is more annoying then kono's cubs thread
the buffalo calf here would have a great animal story if it were a poster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/amazing-catch-in-congo-river-5ft-long-100lbs-giant-piranha.html
So I'm dog sitting this week for my bro-in-law. Last night the dog-cousin got into my wife's cat's food. I come home for lunch today and I find a warm and runny present on the bedroom floor. So I start to clean it up. When I finish that I "find" a second deposit on the living room floor that she left while I was cleaning up the first mess. And when I say "find" I mean stepped in it and unknowingly spread the magic into the kitchen.Why does your wife eat cat food?
:barf:
:facepalm:
People hunt Mountain Lions in CO with dogs all the time.
Hunting n00bs.
Two nights ago we set out two liters of Irish Cream for the neighborhood cats. Around 1 A.M. I went out to find 4 drunk as eff alley cats. I ran after one to see what it would do and it sprinted head first into my truck tire and then climbed a fence where it fell off to the other side.
(http://www.boingboing.net/images/_wpf_media-live_photos_000_281_overrides_elephant-vs-alligator-fight-1_28154_600x450.jpg)
:surprised:
(http://www.boingboing.net/images/_wpf_media-live_photos_000_281_overrides_elephant-vs-alligator-fight-1_28154_600x450.jpg)
:surprised:
When I was young I had two coonhounds- Little Ann and Old Dan. One time, while out coonhunting, we came across a mountain lion!! Little Ann and Old Dan fought off the mountain lion! Sadly, Little Ann died from her injuries sustained during the fight. I guess Old Dan lost the will to live after Ann died because he died of a broken heart a short while later. It was cool though, because I soon discovered a colony of monkeys living in the woods behind my house. Turns out the escaped from a circus train that had derailed. What an awesome summer that was!
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/big12north/?action=view¤t=VIDEO0007-1.mp4
This rabbit that lives in my backyard hides behind the same bush everytime I walk back there. I pretend that I can't see him but I can. I see you rabbit! :surprised:
The squirrel that also lives there and is friends with the rabbit eats almonds that I put on the deck railing in the winter....AT LEAST I THOUGHT HE DID! Discovered the motherload of uneaten winter almonds in the herb pot on my deck that I grow basil in. SQUIRREL! :shakesfist:
Caught a fish the other day. I was of average size, I suppose.
Going bear hunting in fall.
A black lab was in my yard when I left for work this morning. I took a couple steps towards it and said "get out of here" or something. He started to run but then turned around and just looked at me.
my neighbors dog can get underneath their fence and comes to visit me like every day when I get the mail. we're basically best buds.
my neighbors dog can get underneath their fence and comes to visit me like every day when I get the mail. we're basically best buds.
This sounds like horrible news for your sneaky rabbit.
i was walking to get dinner last night and took a shortcut through the forest. about halfway through the forest, i came across a polar bear. he was lost and looked sad. i took him by the paw and walked him to a shortcut that leads from the wold directly to the artic circle. fortunately for him i didn't take him to the shortcut i know in the forest that goes to antartica.
before he left on his way, he pulled out his flute and played me the most beautiful melody. his favorite dish is spaghetti and meatballs and i'm going to cook him some this weekend and send them to him. we are now friends.
i was walking to get dinner last night and took a shortcut through the forest. about halfway through the forest, i came across a polar bear. he was lost and looked sad. i took him by the paw and walked him to a shortcut that leads from the wold directly to the artic circle. fortunately for him i didn't take him to the shortcut i know in the forest that goes to antartica.
before he left on his way, he pulled out his flute and played me the most beautiful melody. his favorite dish is spaghetti and meatballs and i'm going to cook him some this weekend and send them to him. we are now friends.
FAKE
i was walking to get dinner last night and took a shortcut through the forest. about halfway through the forest, i came across a polar bear. he was lost and looked sad. i took him by the paw and walked him to a shortcut that leads from the wold directly to the artic circle. fortunately for him i didn't take him to the shortcut i know in the forest that goes to antartica.
before he left on his way, he pulled out his flute and played me the most beautiful melody. his favorite dish is spaghetti and meatballs and i'm going to cook him some this weekend and send them to him. we are now friends.
FAKE
I don't know. Sounds like one of those stories that's so crazy it just might be true.....
my neighbors dog can get underneath their fence and comes to visit me like every day when I get the mail. we're basically best buds.
This sounds like horrible news for your sneaky rabbit.
I don't know, this dog is pretty small and non-vicious. the rabbit/squirrel combo could probably take him.
Going bear hunting in fall.
If a bear walks 1 mile south, 1 mile east, and 1 mile north and ends up the same place it started what color is the bear?
Once saw a certain former BA DL hang a cat from a roof. Apparently the dude doesn't care for cats.
My old man has fabricated wire mesh screens around some sunflowers and bean vines that he has around his covered deck. They sheild the sun in the summer and create a nice little canopy. The chipmunks and rabbits really mess with them so he's hooked these mesh screens up to an electric fence current. He is now baiting them with nuts to test the screens and plans on placing one of his trail cams or a small video camera to record the mayhem. I may have youtube video at some point.
My old man has fabricated wire mesh screens around some sunflowers and bean vines that he has around his covered deck. They sheild the sun in the summer and create a nice little canopy. The chipmunks and rabbits really mess with them so he's hooked these mesh screens up to an electric fence current. He is now baiting them with nuts to test the screens and plans on placing one of his trail cams or a small video camera to record the mayhem. I may have youtube video at some point.
Going bear hunting in fall.
This better not conflict with the falconry convention.
Also my bro-in-law used to be roomates with 'clams. :popcorn: Kind of an interesting animal story.
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
(http://www.wonderfluf.com/kittens/chocolate-persian.jpg)
currently getting a new roof :gocho: and heard chirps coming from an overhang last night. I got a ladder and found a small hole where some of the wood had rotted away about the size of a baseball. Listened closely and sure enough there were baby birds chirping. I broke the hole open large enough to get my hand in there and a bird flew out. Feeling around I could feel a big nest and I knew that my decking was going to get replaced and the nest would likely get destroyed. I took a hanging plant pot & moved the nest along with 4 blind/bald/ugly baby birds to the hanging pot so that they wouldn't get killed during today's roof installation. The mother bird couldn't find them because they went to sleep & weren't chirping; I was afraid that I fated them to a cold starving death by moving the nest. Last night around 10:00 I went to check and the mother still hadn't come back, so I brought them inside from the cold so they wouldn't freeze to death. As they warmed up, they chirped a bit, & went to sleep so I locked up the family dog and let the baby birds sleep inside on the Kitchen table. This morning, I woke up around 6:00 to starving baby birds chirping so I put them back outside hoping their mother would find them.
By 6:15, their bellies were on their way to being full with both the mother & father bird cranking away at finding bugs/worms/whatever and they are now safely hiding away from danger in a hanging plant pot with the mother close by. I was going to take pictures of them, but didn't think of it when I had them down.
Also, the whole "mothers will reject baby birds if you've handled them is bullshit.
currently getting a new roof :gocho: and heard chirps coming from an overhang last night. I got a ladder and found a small hole where some of the wood had rotted away about the size of a baseball. Listened closely and sure enough there were baby birds chirping. I broke the hole open large enough to get my hand in there and a bird flew out. Feeling around I could feel a big nest and I knew that my decking was going to get replaced and the nest would likely get destroyed. I took a hanging plant pot & moved the nest along with 4 blind/bald/ugly baby birds to the hanging pot so that they wouldn't get killed during today's roof installation. The mother bird couldn't find them because they went to sleep & weren't chirping; I was afraid that I fated them to a cold starving death by moving the nest. Last night around 10:00 I went to check and the mother still hadn't come back, so I brought them inside from the cold so they wouldn't freeze to death. As they warmed up, they chirped a bit, & went to sleep so I locked up the family dog and let the baby birds sleep inside on the Kitchen table. This morning, I woke up around 6:00 to starving baby birds chirping so I put them back outside hoping their mother would find them.
By 6:15, their bellies were on their way to being full with both the mother & father bird cranking away at finding bugs/worms/whatever and they are now safely hiding away from danger in a hanging plant pot with the mother close by. I was going to take pictures of them, but didn't think of it when I had them down.
Also, the whole "mothers will reject baby birds if you've handled them is bullshit.
If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.
great story heinballz
If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.
:embarrassed:
It'was this: (http://oklahomabirdsandbutterflies.com/uploads/Image/Birds/European_Starling_close_up.jpg)
If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.
:embarrassed:
It'was this: (http://oklahomabirdsandbutterflies.com/uploads/Image/Birds/European_Starling_close_up.jpg)
that's a beautiful bird. don't listen to cns douchey
Not supposed to shoot migratory birds. Hell, pretty sure possession of their feathers is even a crime.
great story heinballz
Made me tear up just a bit.
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Dogs also live 12 years all the time.
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Dogs also live 12 years all the time.
irrelevant and erroneous
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Dogs also live 12 years all the time.
irrelevant and erroneous
Average life span for dogs is 12.8 years. Sounds like your dog died young. Not amazing.
Also, we really need threadrater's cousin, postrater for this thread.
So you are saying he was 12 in dog years? Still not amazing. Go to the beginning of this thread and read about my dog we had 17 human years and how much stupid stuff happened to him. That is amazing he lived that long.Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Dogs also live 12 years all the time.
irrelevant and erroneous
Average life span for dogs is 12.8 years. Sounds like your dog died young. Not amazing.
Also, we really need threadrater's cousin, postrater for this thread.
nope, try again. My dog should have lived 98 years. He was so young.
lol @ you looking it up.
It was a leopard being a leopard.
http://www.kansas.com/2011/05/06/1838692/child-mauled-by-leopard-at-zoo.html
when my little brother (idiot) was 4 he played basketball with my pet guinea pig... LITERALLY.. he dribbled it, and threw it in the hoop.. it died ):
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
:surprised:
(http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/enal-600x399-500x332.jpg)
http://thisiscolossal.com/2011/05/so-what-did-you-do-when-you-were-six-years-old/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u011XHmYq1Q&feature=player_embedded
:lol:
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
make your chimney out of wood
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u011XHmYq1Q&feature=player_embedded:grin:
:lol:
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.
Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.
Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.
enjoy your rattling chimney metal and freaked out dog and stuff.
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.
Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.
enjoy your rattling chimney metal and freaked out dog and stuff.
Since I don't have guns, don't know where to get a real owl, and am not astute in the fine art of Falconry, I made need a woodpecker hitman.
PM me if interested and in the Fairway area.
TIA
Slightly OT:frown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM)
Woodpecker update:
Had to pull a cat off a telephone pole yesterday, somehow clawed it's way to the top and couldn't get down.
Cats...who needs em?
Had to pull a cat off a telephone pole yesterday, somehow clawed it's way to the top and couldn't get down.
Cats...who needs em?
Yeah, but you did the right thing. You made some little girl's day
:dunno: Didn't know their were different kinds. Stay away Sys, I am keeping him. His current routine is acceptable, but I will let you know if it changes. If Woody reverts back to his old ways... :shakesfist:Woodpecker update:
what kind of a woodpecker is this? where do you live?
Slightly OT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM)
painting your dog to look like a panda....great idea or greatest idea?
(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/06/22/panda-dog-1.jpg)
(http://cnngps.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dog-panda-small-2.jpg?w=480&h=320)
(http://cnngps.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/panda-dog-3-big1.jpg?w=480&h=687)
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
current abe to random homeowner - "sorry. i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."
abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
current abe to random homeowner - "sorry. i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."
abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
current abe to random homeowner - "sorry. i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."
abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
if you send a photo, i can have my illegal chinese stylist tailor a recommendation to your dog's look and personality.
I would suggest painting him as a more manly dog.Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
current abe to random homeowner - "sorry. i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."
abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
One of my dogs is a basset hound. Will paint up as a sea lion nicely.
Other dog looks a lot like the tiger, so....tiger.
Thinking that EPAW should have some purp zebra strips added if he/she is indeed going to be at familyreunionpak.
Elk Rescues Drowning Marmot
http://www.kpvi.com/story.php?id=45849&n=15206
saw some elks and mountain goats in CO last week :surprised::lick:
fantastic video-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czhpQe-56qg&feature=player_embedded
facinating video taken from cnn.com
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/07/29/exp.mxp.viral.puppy.fakes.death.hln
facinating video taken from cnn.com
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/07/29/exp.mxp.viral.puppy.fakes.death.hln
i've never seen the sideways hop attack. it's hilarious.
i've never seen the sideways hop attack. it's hilarious.
I just gave my dog a treat. Made him bark for it though. :gocho:
A spider caught a baby lizard and it has been sucking its fluids out today.
4 Beta's have died at my home over the last three days. It's my first try. I keep them segregated from each other, but the water is inhospitable or something. The pet store people are going to run some tests on the water and tell me what to do.
Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
good job kermit, head, body, or tail? any crunching noises?
Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
good job kermit, head, body, or tail? any crunching noises?
Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
good job kermit, head, body, or tail? any crunching noises?
Thanks, it was my first hit and run since 97 I think (which was a racoon or skunk). Little guy couldn't decide which way he wanted to run and ultimately, my front passenger tire made the choice for him. Heard a loud crunching noise.
:horrorsurprise: (ftp://:horrorsurprise:)Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
good job kermit, head, body, or tail? any crunching noises?
Thanks, it was my first hit and run since 97 I think (which was a racoon or skunk). Little guy couldn't decide which way he wanted to run and ultimately, my front passenger tire made the choice for him. Heard a loud crunching noise.
if we meet in person, I will kill you
if we meet in person, I will kill you
Was driving in a car with 2 other people when I spotted a deer a ways off the road and I yelled "Deer!" and pointed and was pretty enthusiastic. The other people in the car barely even looked and acted as if they didn't care. I was all like "wtf is wrong with these people?" Seeing a deer is awesome.
Giant dead bunny in my yard this morning. No marks on him at all. Pretty sure Kat Stupid Fitz tortured it until it died. This will be her largest kill. Makes me :curse: and :cry: every time. I liked Bugs and will miss him lots. Kat is on punishment.
Last night there was a huge toad in my driveway just chilling there, hunting june bugs. So I kneeled down and tossed a couple in front of him and he snatched them up so quick! :horrorsurprise:
Bird flew right into my office window yesterday. Fell to ground and looked all :sdeek: .
Later that day, it was gone. :surprised:
:comeatme: <---my window
i absolutely destroyed an armadillo the other day on the highway. poor little guy crossed the road during a heavy rain storm...i centered over him, but my car is too low to the ground, apparently. saw several body parts fly out from behind the car.
i hope he does armadillo stuff in animal heaven.
well he jumped his crap right into the bottom of my car.
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/mimic_octopus
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no worries. try clicking on this- http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5985.msg330031#msg330031
This athletic bobcat leapt 50 feet up a prickly cactus and stayed there for six hours to escape from a ferocious lion. The terrified feline raced across a road and climbed to the top of the Giant Saguaro Cactus in Arizona's Sonoran Desert, which is thought to be up to 300-years-old. The lion circled for a few minutes then left.
Would be better if there was also a Jet in the street.
Would be better if there was also a Jet in the street.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY&feature=related
Sofa king cute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY&feature=related
Sofa king cute!
Amazing, I don't know whether to cry or laugh
So I have 2 girl dogs now. Both spayed. The older dog mounts-up & tries to hump the younger one like a boy dog would. We catch her trying to do this 2-5 times a day. I totally support their relationship, btw. Just curious if this happens lots or if this is an amazing scientific discovery (lesbian puppy dogs). Only animal expert types need to reply, tia.
So I have 2 girl dogs now. Both spayed. The older dog mounts-up & tries to hump the younger one like a boy dog would. We catch her trying to do this 2-5 times a day. I totally support their relationship, btw. Just curious if this happens lots or if this is an amazing scientific discovery (lesbian puppy dogs). Only animal expert types need to reply, tia.
My parents have two girl dogs, both spayed. One mounts the other one about the same amount as yours does.
i once got in2 a fite with another feline but then like this gopher showed up and we rolled him :thumbs:
i once got in2 a fite with another feline but then like this gopher showed up and we rolled him :thumbs:
:opcat:
but i am black cat plz ban urseff :babywillie:i once got in2 a fite with another feline but then like this gopher showed up and we rolled him :thumbs:
:opcat:
No kidding. Mods, please ban jeans the racist cat.
:ohno: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8861852/Eagle-brings-down-paraglider-over-Himalayas.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8861852/Eagle-brings-down-paraglider-over-Himalayas.html)
russian is such an angry sounding language. We should all take a class learn it and then use it at the OOD :ksu:
russian is such an angry sounding language. We should all take a class learn it and then use it at the OOD :ksu:
oh man, that would be pretty great/hard
One time I saw an owl swoop down and grab a cat but the cat, like, fought back and the owl dropped it about 20 feet off the ground and the cat ran away! :surprised:
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r2WvKTBg5ME
One time I saw an owl swoop down and grab a cat but the cat, like, fought back and the owl dropped it about 20 feet off the ground and the cat ran away! :surprised:
/thread
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r2WvKTBg5ME
the kitten :love:
the laptop :surprised:
that video just got better and better
panda expanda:surprised:
http://egotvonline.com/2011/11/07/pandas-are-a-holes/
panda expanda
http://egotvonline.com/2011/11/07/pandas-are-a-holes/
http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2011/11/oscar-you-are-a-funny-dog.html (http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2011/11/oscar-you-are-a-funny-dog.html)
(http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/31.jpg)
**PRO TIP** Do not type "Cat breading" into google image search. It will correct it to cat breeding. . .
:frown:
To the Google machine! :cheese:**PRO TIP** Do not type "Cat breading" into google image search. It will correct it to cat breeding. . .
:frown:
some images just can't be unseen
clams, post pics of breaded boo when possible. tia.
:surprised:
http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/bread-that-cat-game.jsp
:surprised:
http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/bread-that-cat-game.jsp
58550.
I dont know how to play.
Not really a story, but we now have one of these little fellas.
(http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/26/2679/13ZUD00Z/art-print/african-pygmy-hedgehog.jpg)
It walks around looking adorable. If it doesn't like you it balls up when you try to touch it, but eventually gets used to you. Doesn't smell. Not fast.
Currently, a large steralite storage bin with pine bedding and whatnot. It's too stupid/scared/small to crawl out so it doesn't need a full cage yet.It walks around looking adorable. If it doesn't like you it balls up when you try to touch it, but eventually gets used to you. Doesn't smell. Not fast.
What do you keep it in?
It walks around looking adorable. If it doesn't like you it balls up when you try to touch it, but eventually gets used to you. Doesn't smell. Not fast.
I can't tell you how disappointing this is. :frown:
Do you think maybe you got a bad one or that it will develop speed over time?
Is that a gerbil? If so I will kill it.
it seems to poop a lot.
Not really a story, but we now have one of these little fellas.
(http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/26/2679/13ZUD00Z/art-print/african-pygmy-hedgehog.jpg)
Are you going to find it a suitable mate?no
saul, feed it spaghetti o's and take vidi'm no hedgehog expert but I don't think you are supposed to feed it canned pasta.
saul, feed it spaghetti o's and take vidi'm no hedgehog expert but I don't think you are supposed to feed it canned pasta.
I did feed it a dried pineapple chunk and recorded that...
saul - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001UZRPJI/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=epiemp0a-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B001UZRPJInice, do they have a tatooine hide out for lizards (skinks)?
snoring hummingbird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj5huCuhD_Q&feature=youtu.be
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that's really sad. Did the bird drown from chocolate?
It's a little bit like how the man vs. food guy is def going to die from heart diseasethat's really sad. Did the bird drown from chocolate?
probably had a belly ache. probably worth it though.
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.You were an owl last week?
(http://catholiclane.com/wp-content/uploads/owl.jpg)
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.
Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.
Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.
Yep, that was me. I had just eaten their eggs and taken a dump in their nest.
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.
Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.
Yep, that was me. I had just eaten their eggs and taken a dump in their nest.
if _33 could clone himself and post fifteen more times a day then he would maybe tie w/ sd as best poster.
Owls & crows are natural enemies. They are also both natural enemies of turkeys. WEIRD HUH?
they do have eyebrows and those aren't them. gmafb. you thought those were real?No, those are definitely not eyebrows. They are censored bars over the cat's eyebrows. Jesus, what kind of person am I dealing with here?
Yesterday, while I was out for my run, I saw a little groundhog, and I was like. Oh man, that thing looks cuddly. I want to hold it. I didn't hold it, I just ran past, and I looked back and it was chasing me! I was like :runaway: . And then he ran into his hole. He wasn't even chasing me, he was just scared and trying to go home! I can't believe it.Great, great story. Did you actually speed up for a second?
:lol:
Great, great story. Did you actually speed up for a second?Boy did I!
Let me know if you guys see any gerbils.
(I was a 9)
Yep. she obviously lied to me.(I was a 9)
Is that what mama fanning told you?
what else you going to do...out run a dog?
We should stop Harley day and do this instead in formation fly overs with color smoke streamers.
http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2012/06/05/horrifying-or-hilarious-artist-honors-dead-cat-as-orvillecopter/ (http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2012/06/05/horrifying-or-hilarious-artist-honors-dead-cat-as-orvillecopter/)
(http://cdn.babble.com/strollerderby/files/2012/06/orvillecopter-300x194.jpg)
7 years ago I went to Florida with my wife and her family. We went to a place called "Gatorland" or something like that.
Anyways, at the end of the gator show you could get your picture taken sitting on an alligator (a small one, with its mouth taped). I got in line, and quickly realized this was only for children, but the gator people didn't seem to care.
Well, this was kind of embarrassing for me as I was waiting there and seeing little 5 year old kids sit on the alligator to get their pictures taken, and I was contemplating how I was going to get my picture taken without crushing the thing.
My turn arrives, the alligator takes one look at me, and obviously thinks to him/herself "eff this" and runs away. Gator lady yells at me "GRAB IT!"
I grabbed its tail and drug it towards me like a seasoned baby alligator hunter, and got my photo op.
oh man, how adorable
http://gma.yahoo.com/video/pets-26594274/bear-cub-stuck-hanging-from-garage-door-29784031.html
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:frown:
:frown:
i'm still sad thinking about it. please tell me the story had a good ending. like they shot it with a tranq and it fell onto a trampoline and then into a mini pool and then unicorns frolic'd in unison to celebrate the joyous occasion.
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306899_411484385561308_693602334_n.jpg)
saw a bald eagle at the lake by my house the other day! :D
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i'm still sad thinking about it. please tell me the story had a good ending. like they shot it with a tranq and it fell onto a trampoline and then into a mini pool and then unicorns frolic'd in unison to celebrate the joyous occasion.
plus it was near the 4th of july! bet that was a cool moment!saw a bald eagle at the lake by my house the other day! :D
pretty majestic!
A Florida teenager has lost his right arm below the elbow to an attacking alligator.
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Jorge Pino told Fort Myers television station WBBH the teen's arm was still inside the 11-foot alligator when it was hunted down and killed Monday evening.
The television station reports 17-year-old Kaleb Langdale was rushed to a Fort Myers hospital but the arm couldn't be reattached.
Langdale was swimming in the Caloosahatchee River near Moore Haven when the attack occurred. A friend told ClickOrlando.com that he’s been around alligators his entire life and offered the gator his arm to avoid more serious injuries.
"He's smart enough to know that if he offers him (alligator) his arm, he’s not going to take his torso," Matt Baker, the friend said.
Rebecca Langdale, the teen's sister, said her brother took the gator by the chin "like he saw on TV a million times." He turned to swim and the alligator grabbed his arm.
"He knew once it grabbed his arm, he was going to lose it," she told The News-Press.com. "So he put both feet on the alligator’s head and pushed and pretty much took his own arm off before the alligator could."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded)
Estimates on getting a license to own a pet panda?
wild racoons attackobvious steve dave bait.
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
"if it was anyone less athletic" LOL, NOT ATHLETIC, JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY RACCOONS.
i legitimately think i could beat the crap out of 5 raccoons. if i had my dog as a side kick: 10 raccoons.
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
"if it was anyone less athletic" LOL, NOT ATHLETIC, JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY RACCOONS.
i legitimately think i could beat the crap out of 5 raccoons. if i had my dog as a side kick: 10 raccoons.
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
"if it was anyone less athletic" LOL, NOT ATHLETIC, JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY RACCOONS.
i legitimately think i could beat the crap out of 5 raccoons. if i had my dog as a side kick: 10 raccoons.
Lets examine this "beat the crap out of 5 racoons by myself" situation.
At first I thought no way, then I remembered that Asava is an amazing soccer player who pretty much could of played in the world cup but wanted to go to KSU instead. I feel like you could send at least 2 raccoons to the moon with soccer kicks before the other 3 got to you. Then its just 1v3 and thats pretty easy
HOWEVER, if you were given some sort of stick, lets say....a softball bat...i think it might actualy hurt you. Instead of focusing on booting the first 2 coons into the upper atmosphere you would instead be trying to connect with pinpoint swings that would only send the coons dribbling 5 feet away from you. Eventually one would get you by the jugular and your done for.
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
"if it was anyone less athletic" LOL, NOT ATHLETIC, JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY RACCOONS.
i legitimately think i could beat the crap out of 5 raccoons. if i had my dog as a side kick: 10 raccoons.
Lets examine this "beat the crap out of 5 racoons by myself" situation.
At first I thought no way, then I remembered that Asava is an amazing soccer player who pretty much could of played in the world cup but wanted to go to KSU instead. I feel like you could send at least 2 raccoons to the moon with soccer kicks before the other 3 got to you. Then its just 1v3 and thats pretty easy
HOWEVER, if you were given some sort of stick, lets say....a softball bat...i think it might actualy hurt you. Instead of focusing on booting the first 2 coons into the upper atmosphere you would instead be trying to connect with pinpoint swings that would only send the coons dribbling 5 feet away from you. Eventually one would get you by the jugular and your done for.
Even if you win the battle, you might lose the war. Might get the rabies and not know it until it's too late. Coons 1 Asava 0
fake Clams loves sodium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I)
holy crap, just saw this post by mr. bread. brought up the same basic principle in my 1 on 5 rodent fight scenario. we should be best friends mr. bread.
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
One summer night during my high school years, a few friends and I were playing a pickup basketball game on the hoop in my buddy Paul's uncle's driveway. So, we're out there playing and I'm standing at the top of the key with the ball, when all of a sudden I hear a quick buzzing sound next to my left ear and some sort of flying demon spawn tries to dive-bomb my ear canal. I lose my dribble as I'm swatting it away, the kid defending snatches the ball and turns around for the easy lay-up, I utter some profanities and think that's the end of it.
HOWEVAH, after the game has ended and we're all standing there talking, I suddenly feel something moving around inside of my left ear. I immediately have Paul get a flashlight from his uncle's house and have my buddies looking inside my left ear to see if there's a god damn bug in there. None of them can see anything, but every 2-3 minutes now, I feel something moving or flapping in there and start uncontrollably swatting at my ear.
After about 10 minutes I decide I have to go home and get my parents to drive me to the hospital, cause there's definitely something wrong. It's right at this point that the chick I work with comes out of her friend's house next door. She just happened to be over there, and she sees me and starts walking over to say hi. I proceed to chit-chat with her and endure a 30-minute conversation (which felt like it was 6 hours) with this thing moving around inside of my head, INCHING CLOSER TO MY BRAIN WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND, all while resisting the involuntary impulse to punch myself directly in the ear every time it starts moving.
Finally, the girl mercifully ends the conversation and I immediately hop on my bike and book it home, barge through my front door, and tell my dad he has to drive me to the hospital because there is a bug in my ear. You can imagine how that went over.
After subjecting me to a 15-minute long interrogation regarding whether or not I had taken drugs or had been drinking, all through which I was periodically swatting at my own head, my father finally agrees to drive me to the E.R. Upon admission, the attending physician takes a quick look inside my ear with that ear magnifying glass thingy, grabs some high pressure air/water blaster apparatus, and proceeds to fire it into my ear canal. Much to everyone's surprise (save me and the physician), out with the water comes a MASSIVE MOTH.
Mothzilla, I tell you. It was humungous. AND STILL ALIVE.
The physician squishes and kills the perp, laughs, and says to me, "You're the fifth one tonight." Ever since I have taken to immediately covering my ears any time a moth flies into a room, and am absolutely petrified of moths in general.
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay...it tried to eat my cell phone...I ran away
holy crap, just saw this post by mr. bread. brought up the same basic principle in my 1 on 5 rodent fight scenario. we should be best friends mr. bread.
:love: Yes, I'm in! Does this mean I can drop in on some manner of pak and not get picked on or talked about when I go to pee, like how it's weird that I actually showed up even though I'm not natural born EMAW? Probably too soon. I get a little ahead of myself and also handsy. Play it cool Mr Bread, play it cool.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/08/bears-break-in-to-cabin-drink-more-than-100-cans-of-beer/
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/08/bears-break-in-to-cabin-drink-more-than-100-cans-of-beer/
I love animals. Especially my dog. :grin:
I love animals. Especially my dog. :grin:
dogs are complete dumbasses. you should name your dog rick daris.
there's a video on the CNN front page titled "baby bobcat falls into home" that I'm positive is going to be epic but I can't watch the video.
That's not what it looked like. No sound, though.there's a video on the CNN front page titled "baby bobcat falls into home" that I'm positive is going to be epic but I can't watch the video.
i'd bet money the video is of the cops confiscating a baby bobcat and arresting some kid that was raising an orphaned kitten.
That's not what it looked like. No sound, though.
there's a video on the CNN front page titled "baby bobcat falls into home" that I'm positive is going to be epic but I can't watch the video.
i'd bet money the video is of the cops confiscating a baby bobcat and arresting some kid that was raising an orphaned kitten.
eff. video on cnn.com right now titled "pit bull adopts baby goat as puppy".If the goat has a plan to kill the pit bull, someone let me know.
I was almost mauled by a rutting buck while on a bike ride last year.
rough ridin' Terrifying
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
suuuuper creepy. no. the colorado area.
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
suuuuper creepy. no. the colorado area.
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
suuuuper creepy. no. the colorado area.
where in the colorado area, friend?
OMFG guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3FHPm4Z1K0
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
suuuuper creepy. no. the colorado area.
durango. kinda gave it away in the beer thread when i talked about visiting ska a couple weeks ago. I GUESS THE BEAR IS OUT OF THE BAG.
Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible. Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.
Got in the police blotter in Durango. Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there. Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room. I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?" They didn't like that.
Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible. Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.
yeah, I've heard good things
Got in the police blotter in Durango. Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there. Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room. I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?" They didn't like that.
Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.
Got in the police blotter in Durango. Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there. Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room. I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?" They didn't like that.
Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.
We were partying with both. It was quite a motley crew of partying/partiers. This all went down in our hotel room.
Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible. Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.
yeah, I've heard good things
Durango is pretty freaking awesome. I would live there for Ska alone.
Got in the police blotter in Durango. Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there. Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room. I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?" They didn't like that.
Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.
We were partying with both. It was quite a motley crew of partying/partiers. This all went down in our hotel room.
What hotel?Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible. Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.
yeah, I've heard good things
Durango is pretty freaking awesome. I would live there for Ska alone.
so many more reasons besides Ska. but ska is pretty incredible. in fact, trivia is tomorrow night.
September 23rd, 2012 in Amoret, Missouri. Met this nice man while driving through town. When I saw his pet Raccoon on his shoulder, I had to stop!(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/246775_533486686677048_1336165887_n.jpg)
Fanning, those are both amazing stories.:thumbs: The new filly loves laying around on Saturdays youtubing adorable animals.
raccoons are going to clean him out of cat food first night
raccoons are going to clean him out of cat food first night
http://t.co/LH5X1sdo
:eek
Snatch.
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/35532/skateboarder+tackled+by+a+deer+during+downhill+event+in+colorado/ (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/35532/skateboarder+tackled+by+a+deer+during+downhill+event+in+colorado/)
:surprised:
slow motion makes skater look like a badass whose entire purpose for being on that skateboard was to take down that deer. steer wrestling more like deer wrestling amirite?
:love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11xs9mFKObs
raccoons are going to clean him out of cat food first night
or will they trip the trap? stay tuned to find out.
well that's just precious
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/child-mauled-to-death-by-dogs-at-pittsburgh-zoo.html
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/child-mauled-to-death-by-dogs-at-pittsburgh-zoo.html
The father of my best friend growing up spent two years trying to teach a dog how to drink out of a straw.
True story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
Yep, if a crazy person can't get their hands on an AR-15, they'll just train eagles to kill children. Pretty simple.
Had to take a swing at a zebra while at the zoo yesterday. Me and the boys were getting a "behind the scenes" tour in the Fake African Savannah when I started petting a zebra. The idiot tried biting me and I instinctively tried punching him in the throat, but he ran away. Good thing too because my next move was a power kick straight to his balls and that wouldn't be good for anyone because I think zebras are endangered. The security guy saw it all go down and I got ejected from the zoo so now I'm busy trying to sue them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
holy crap that's awesome. also, ban eagles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
they have now admitted that it's fake. 3d animation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
they have now admitted that it's fake. 3d animation.
no crap, dumbasses
I figurd it was fake when the child didn't seem to react to being punctured by the eagle's razor sharp talons.
holy crap
http://gizmodo.com/5975086/video-shows-98+foot-python-riding-on-an-airliners-wing
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/python-plane-slithery-stowaway-shocks-passengers-041101796--finance.html
holy crap
http://gizmodo.com/5975086/video-shows-98+foot-python-riding-on-an-airliners-wing
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/python-plane-slithery-stowaway-shocks-passengers-041101796--finance.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ehe7j6Bhn8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ehe7j6Bhn8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ehe7j6Bhn8
I've been watching animals kill other animals for 45 minutes now.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/442888/20130306/lion-mauls-woman-death-zimbabwe-having-sex.htm (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/442888/20130306/lion-mauls-woman-death-zimbabwe-having-sex.htm)
Lion mauls woman as she has sex with her lover
They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
SYS OMG!
http://now.msn.com/zoo-feeder-mouse-wins-freedom-after-attacking-snake-to-save-another-mouse
prolly rabid, and certainly overly aggressive. i'd have culled it asap.
prolly rabid, and certainly overly aggressive. i'd have culled it asap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be)
Haha that's awesome. First cucumber = just fine. Second one = give me a rough ridin' grape!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be)
:lol:
i like how the other monkey doesn't give a crap and just keeps hammering grapes.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/1WM591rkbyQ
http://www.youtube.com/embed/1WM591rkbyQthat is great
Experts have examined the nest, which is said to be 21'9” in length, and say the common type of wasp found in gardens would never normally build a nest of this size.
They believe it must be an invasive species of wasp which had migrated from Africa.
I don't have a link to this story, just something that happened to a friend of mine when we both lived in Alabama. My friend has two pitbulls and are some of the nicest dogs I have met. One day, across the street, someone tried to break into a house and the alpha pitbull (Macy) jumped over my friend's fence and stopped the break in (another neighbor saw the person that broke in and called the cops). The guy was arrested. Macy simply sat in front of the entrance of the fence when my friend got home.
The cop said that it is illegal to have pitbulls in Lee County in Alabama. However, he said he will look the other way because every neighbor said these dogs are the neighborhood watch dogs. It was a nice story and thought I would pass it along.
that's a great story but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with a pit bull making decisions on who is a bad guy and who is a good guy and being able to easily get out of his yard and attack whoever he deems to be bad. in fact I'm very uncomfortable with it.
that's a great story but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with a pit bull making decisions on who is a bad guy and who is a good guy and being able to easily get out of his yard and attack whoever he deems to be bad. in fact I'm very uncomfortable with it.
That was my thought too. The dog never attacked the man that broke in. The pit bull, according to the neighbor that witnessed the whole thing, said Macy stood on the porch and barked repeatedly. The thief couldn't leave the house. Allegedly, the cop came and Macy instantly stopped barking. I think it was amazing, but Macy has never attacked anybody (she did kill a rabbit about a month ago).
that's a great story but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with a pit bull making decisions on who is a bad guy and who is a good guy and being able to easily get out of his yard and attack whoever he deems to be bad. in fact I'm very uncomfortable with it.
That was my thought too. The dog never attacked the man that broke in. The pit bull, according to the neighbor that witnessed the whole thing, said Macy stood on the porch and barked repeatedly. The thief couldn't leave the house. Allegedly, the cop came and Macy instantly stopped barking. I think it was amazing, but Macy has never attacked anybody (she did kill a rabbit about a month ago).
still not comfortable with it
People fear that which they don't or are incapable of understanding.
People fear that which they don't or are incapable of understanding.
People fear that which they don't or are incapable of understanding.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/Thanks, Obama!
:surprised:
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.
I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.
I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.
You probably should. Would a beaver beat a wildcat up in a fight? No, but it would tear the rough ridin' arm off of a cornhusker that is for sure.
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.
I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.
You probably should. Would a beaver beat a wildcat up in a fight? No, but it would tear the rough ridin' arm off of a cornhusker that is for sure.
if the fight was in water or in a restricted workspace, then beaver 100%
If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.
Not if I had my nunchucks and my crap kickers.If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.
A beaver would kick your ass
Did beaver come up in the animal you could take thread?
Not if I had my nunchucks and my crap kickers.If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.
A beaver would kick your ass
Not if I had my nunchucks and my crap kickers.If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.
A beaver would kick your ass
They would eat your nunchucks and bite your foot off.
Not sure if this goes in the fishing thread or amazing animal stories thread. Anyway, this girl totally gets stabbed by a catfish and kinda freaks out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M16iNEH-3kc
Animal Zen is a real thing apparently.
she didn't want to make my dad drive out to the country to free the serpent so she didn't tell him and figured she would wait till it died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58W24C9qDaw
Try that now.
Sounding like something out of a 1950s B-movie, these giant African land snails eat their way through some surprising stuff, including stucco, plastic recycling bins, signs and more than 500 species of plants, says the Florida Department of Agriculture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxB2Lb-4dQM
:surprised:
(http://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/957/59/59957/1366119990-0.jpg)I bet this sun-a-bitches makes his wife wash dishes while the bear fishes.
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
I watched that and it made me sad. :cry:
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
I watched that and it made me sad. :cry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA)
have been pondering the questions of life for the entire morning now.
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
I watched that and it made me sad. :cry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA)
have been pondering the questions of life for the entire morning now.
Did you come up with anything?
Don't know story but try not to :D
It's @hyena. He's on Twitter.Don't know story but try not to :D
I love how much of a boss that hyena is. You know he's running trains on all those cats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCPIPVSbywA
:surprised:
Pride and stuff.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCPIPVSbywA
:surprised:
why didn't the snake run away from that effing psycho
what happened at the end? did he kill the camera man too?
Pride and stuff.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCPIPVSbywA
:surprised:
why didn't the snake run away from that effing psycho
what happened at the end? did he kill the camera man too?
Pride and stuff.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCPIPVSbywA
:surprised:
why didn't the snake run away from that effing psycho
what happened at the end? did he kill the camera man too?
after seeing this I'm not so sure i could take a squirrel anymore.
Had no clue that squirrels were even interested in being carnivores.
Had no clue that squirrels were even interested in being carnivores.
most animals will eat meat if given a chance. ground squirrels eat quite a few insects and it's not at all unusual for them to consume vertebrates.
that's a pretty sad and awful story
How the hell did we make it all the way to page 39 w/o you telling that.. wowza
I chased a raccoon out of my garage last night. He looked so little, I think he was pretty young but he also looked really scrawny and hungry. So I dumped a little cat food out on the driveway for him. This morning the cat food was still there. What is that raccoons problem?
ok, check it. was walking around the lake behind my office like I do. just cruising around there looking at the geese and baby geese and birds and whatever. really a whole menagerie. I come up to like a tiny little rock or something on the sidewalk and go to step over it but it catches my eye a bit. doesn't really look like a rock so much. maybe a nut or something? like a tiny little baybe walnut? nope, baby turtle :DFound one on my back patio today,feeding it some fresh spinach right now
ok, check it. was walking around the lake behind my office like I do. just cruising around there looking at the geese and baby geese and birds and whatever. really a whole menagerie. I come up to like a tiny little rock or something on the sidewalk and go to step over it but it catches my eye a bit. doesn't really look like a rock so much. maybe a nut or something? like a tiny little baybe walnut? nope, baby turtle :DFound one on my back patio today,feeding it some fresh spinach right now
post an artist's rendition.
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/RileyNotOReilly/Manbearpig_Drawing.jpg)
I chased a raccoon out of my garage last night. He looked so little, I think he was pretty young but he also looked really scrawny and hungry. So I dumped a little cat food out on the driveway for him. This morning the cat food was still there. What is that raccoons problem?
A Miami man pulled an 18-foot Burmese python out of roadside brush and wrestled with it for 10 minutes before cutting its head off with a knife.
"Anytime people are dealing with wildlife, we recommend they use common sense," Segelson said. "If you're going to approach a Burmese python of this size, you should have an understanding of what it takes to euthanize it."
Damnit this one
Id stick to showing us badass bbq pics
Was mowing my lawn the other day and looked up to see a perfectly constructed bird's nest in my attic window. There was a female robin in it. So, after I got done mowing I took mini nicname up to the attic to get a closer look from inside. As we approached to window the robin flew off to a nearby tree limb and revealed four baby-blue robin eggs! I'm not sure if mom robin was scared or just wanted to show off her eggs, but I'll settle on the latter. It was a nice gesture and I would be kind of disappointed in her for bailing on her kids so quickly. I mean, we were inside for goodness' sake, and we weren't being threatening at all.
I headed up there yesterday to get something out of the attic and also to see what me friend the robin and her family were up to. Long story short, there were only three eggs this time and one baby robin chick! I'm excited to head up there tonight and see what is happening at the robin residence!
A fox in the middle of Topeka!
Negative Ghost Rider.
Negative Ghost Rider.
That's a shame because they are amazing. I'll work on it.
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower. So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake. He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock). Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?" I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.Are you sure it wasn't a copperhead? I have a buddy that was bitten by a 12" copperhead last week. His arm swol up like yla flinging 45's. He was out of commission for 4 days. :ohno:
eff you guys for not acknowledging my story.Insecure much? Your story is great. Give me a chance. I am supposed to be working.
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower. So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake. He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock). Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?" I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.
eff you guys for not acknowledging my story.
bf your kid is an adorable cold hearted killer
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower. So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake. He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock). Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?" I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower. So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake. He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock). Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?" I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.I used to love when my parents would mow when I was little. I would always end up with at least one garter snake to play with. I was obsessed with snakes for most of my childhood. one bit me one time between my fingers and I freaked the eff out. my dad was laughing and I was all pissed like "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I JUST GOT BIT BY A SNAKE.". he was all "lol you probably just broke the poor thing's tooth."
Garter snakes will poop on you. griiiizzzzooooooooos.oh man I totally got pooped on all the time! it was super gross but I was a kid so I was like whatever, ya know?
There's a squirrel that walks up to my window at work and waits for me to notice her (will climb up on a chair if I don't see her on the ground) and then I feed her sunflower seeds and she eats them so fast :D
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
There's a squirrel that walks up to my window at work and waits for me to notice her (will climb up on a chair if I don't see her on the ground) and then I feed her sunflower seeds and she eats them so fast :D
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
he sees his reflection in the glass
...We put up a fake owl, and he crapped on it...
IT DOESN'T HAVE A rough ridin' RATTLE!! hard to tell from the pic but it was probably a bullsnake. your mom did the mice and rat population a huge favor. bullsnakes are slightly more dangerous than garter snakes...and earthworms...but only slightly.Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.
that's a damn rat snakeyeah, you're probably right. basically the same thing though. completely harmless to humans and good for keeping the rodent population in check.
:dubious:
god punished ALL snakes to forever have their heads crushed by the heels of woman kind because satan inhabited the body of one to tempt eve. 'course eve got child birth pain as her end of the deal. true actual thing in the bible.
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.
1) WTF is a sticky board thing?
2) Your mom did the right thing. When you're face to face with a man eater, you have to make a decision. Kill or be killed. I always choose kill. (so far anyway.)
3) Kinda (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) that your mom had to rescue you.
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.
Watched North America on Animal Planet last night. :surprised:What things got eaten?
Bears and foxes chowed down on some salmon, a woodpecker and a squirrel got in a big fight over a nut, and a shark ate a baby fish. Really great show.Watched North America on Animal Planet last night. :surprised:What things got eaten?
:love:Bears and foxes chowed down on some salmon, a woodpecker and a squirrel got in a big fight over a nut, and a shark ate a baby fish. Really great show.Watched North America on Animal Planet last night. :surprised:What things got eaten?
saw and albino squirrel this morning. it was eating a nut :D
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.
:surprised:
that is awesome. so jealous right now.
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.pro tip: it wasn't sleeping
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.
Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.
I recommend you play this game as well.
http://t.co/HxqvGHcIYt
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.
Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.
I recommend you play this game as well.
I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.
I always scream "Moooooove over you're standing in my hay" Man they are so sick of hearing that one,stupid cowsSo we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.
Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.
I recommend you play this game as well.
I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.
I also play this game except I call it "MOOOOOO!"
:sdeek:
http://t.co/HxqvGHcIYt
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.
Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.
I recommend you play this game as well.
I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.
I also play this game except I call it "MOOOOOO!"
:sdeek:
http://t.co/HxqvGHcIYt
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago.
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago. :'(
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago. :'(
I've done that before. I was driving home from college my freshman year and tried to avoid it, but it ran into my lane at the last second. All I could think about for the rest of the drive was the unfortunate Republic county family whose pet/ barn cat I had just run over. It has been a real burden in my life.
I'm sorry, Republic county family. I didn't mean to.
barn cat I had just run over.
barn cat I had just run over.
you did the right thing.
don't be a jerk.
not as good as the chinese dogs. oh well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/22951423
don't be a jerk.
i'm not.
barn cat I had just run over.
you did the right thing.
maybe if your kids didnt name your pets and creatures that live in your back yard such stupid names this wouldnt have happened.He said Meow :lol: was a stray and never said his kids named him,but I'm guessing they did because he said they're not very creative
http://blogs.militarytimes.com/battle-rattle/2013/06/19/corpsman-saves-baby-bunnies-at-camp-pendleton-becomes-internet-star/They're probably gonna die,should just feed them to a dog or something
maybe if your kids didnt name your pets and creatures that live in your back yard such stupid names this wouldnt have happened.
One time I hit a cat. I wasn't 100% sure what I hit, so I turned around a few blocks later to double check. I saw a grey cat with a pink collar in the middle of the road right where I was sure I had hit something. I teared up a bit, thinking of a small girl finding the body and crying because of the trauma I had put her through.
But one time I hit a possum. I was a few seconds from hitting him when he paused in the middle of the road, looked up, and got hit by my Ford Explorer as soon as his head was perpendicular to the road. I laughed hysterically for about a mile. What contrasting experiences.
maybe if your kids didnt name your pets and creatures that live in your back yard such stupid names this wouldnt have happened.
Look at BTK, making jokes about and just loving the crap out of something's brutally painful and tragic death.
But one time I hit a possum. I was a few seconds from hitting him when he paused in the middle of the road, looked up, and got hit by my Ford Explorer as soon as his head was perpendicular to the road. I laughed hysterically for about a mile. What contrasting experiences.
maybe if your kids didnt name your pets and creatures that live in your back yard such stupid names this wouldnt have happened.
Look at BTK, making jokes about and just loving the crap out of something's brutally painful and tragic death.
But one time I hit a possum. I was a few seconds from hitting him when he paused in the middle of the road, looked up, and got hit by my Ford Explorer as soon as his head was perpendicular to the road. I laughed hysterically for about a mile. What contrasting experiences.
:dunno:
somewhat similar story to 33's. my wife was bored six months ago (i think) so she bought a fish tank with some fish for my son and put it in his room. he was 5 at the time. anyway, a week later and there are seven or eight teeny, tiny, baby fish. apparently one of the fish was pregnant when she bought it. anyway, these baby fish were tiny. like super small. anyway, i'm downstairs and they all freak out when they see them and run down to get me. and my son is just so happy and so proud and it really is kind of cool. because, what the heck? we thought we just got a couple little fish but now there are going to be more and it will be kind of fun to watch them grow. so anyway, they brought me upstairs and most of the baby fish are hiding down at the bottom but one kind of swims up to where the mom is and we are all watching and it's super cute. then the mom sees it, stares at it for a bit, then eats it. i was like uh oh. son saw it, and freaked out. i felt bad. :frown:
Hey man, nobody is going to miss that possum. That is not the case for the cat or chipmunk.
you're right, you were not being a jerk. you were only trying to make him feel better. i, on the other hand, was trying to start a confrontation with you so that i could post a pic of a severed snake that an in-law sent me. i was the one behaving like a jerk. sorry for accusing you, real-life friend sys.
We have two chipmunks that live in our backyard.
somewhat similar story to 33's. my wife was bored six months ago (i think) so she bought a fish tank with some fish for my son and put it in his room. he was 5 at the time. anyway, a week later and there are seven or eight teeny, tiny, baby fish. apparently one of the fish was pregnant when she bought it. anyway, these baby fish were tiny. like super small. anyway, i'm downstairs and they all freak out when they see them and run down to get me. and my son is just so happy and so proud and it really is kind of cool. because, what the heck? we thought we just got a couple little fish but now there are going to be more and it will be kind of fun to watch them grow. so anyway, they brought me upstairs and most of the baby fish are hiding down at the bottom but one kind of swims up to where the mom is and we are all watching and it's super cute. then the mom sees it, stares at it for a bit, then eats it. i was like uh oh. son saw it, and freaked out. i felt bad. :frown:
Judging by your description of the fish I'm guessing you got lil daris some guppies? I had some guppies when I was younger and saw this all the time, the mom didnt actually eat the baby, she was protecting it by holding inside her mouth.
somewhat similar story to 33's. my wife was bored six months ago (i think) so she bought a fish tank with some fish for my son and put it in his room. he was 5 at the time. anyway, a week later and there are seven or eight teeny, tiny, baby fish. apparently one of the fish was pregnant when she bought it. anyway, these baby fish were tiny. like super small. anyway, i'm downstairs and they all freak out when they see them and run down to get me. and my son is just so happy and so proud and it really is kind of cool. because, what the heck? we thought we just got a couple little fish but now there are going to be more and it will be kind of fun to watch them grow. so anyway, they brought me upstairs and most of the baby fish are hiding down at the bottom but one kind of swims up to where the mom is and we are all watching and it's super cute. then the mom sees it, stares at it for a bit, then eats it. i was like uh oh. son saw it, and freaked out. i felt bad. :frown:
Judging by your description of the fish I'm guessing you got lil daris some guppies? I had some guppies when I was younger and saw this all the time, the mom didnt actually eat the baby, she was protecting it by holding inside her mouth.
i don't think so though. within 2/3 days all the babies were gone. :cry:
Sad. Return for refund. If they won't take the return, or won't give the refund, drop the murderous mama fish into one of the store's retail tanks and let it feed at will.
Fish are rough ridin' cold blooded, man.
Hey man, nobody is going to miss that possum. That is not the case for the cat or chipmunk.
you're one mumped up dude.
I will fight you.
i like it when stevesie tries to make his cold blooded killing of that possum sound perfectly normally by pointing out that ive never taken a philosophy class and might have dead people in my basement. jerk.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/24/19117344-rusty-the-runaway-red-panda-found-safe-and-sound?lite Thank god this little guy is safe and sound now.
P.S.- I use to have an ex that called me a red panda because of the way I slept. :don'tcare:
I know, right? Adorable!http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/24/19117344-rusty-the-runaway-red-panda-found-safe-and-sound?lite Thank god this little guy is safe and sound now.
P.S.- I use to have an ex that called me a red panda because of the way I slept. :don'tcare:
these people are seriously lucky that i didn't find him first.
I saw an armadillo on a country road in McPherson county on Friday night. That's probably the furthest north an armadillo has ever been.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6eKAcPngeI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
sys, guy who works for my dad took this today. anaconda probably?
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh193/stevedaveksu/Untitled_zps39079eb7.png)
I saw an armadillo on a country road in McPherson county on Friday night. That's probably the furthest north an armadillo has ever been.
sys, guy who works for my dad took this today. anaconda probably?
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh193/stevedaveksu/Untitled_zps39079eb7.png)
yes, see if the guy who works for your dad can still shoot it. great pic, btw.
no way that is an anaconda. the markings look way off. but i also am not the resident snake expert, what makes you think thats a 'conda, sys?
I'll take this one. SD, that is a coral snake.
(http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2013/07/20130709-pig-eating-ice-cream.jpg)
you know what we caught the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy go sometime?
you know what we rescued the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle that was deathly injured and unable to move, looked like someone had run over it or something because its back legs were not working. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then gave up trying to save his life and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy die at the hands of a stray cat/heat stroke on the pavement/neglect?
you should be refreshing his strawberrys every day
you know what we caught the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy go sometime?
Your analogy sucks, let me fix it for you.you know what we rescued the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle that was deathly injured and unable to move, looked like someone had run over it or something because its back legs were not working. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then gave up trying to save his life and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy die at the hands of a stray cat/heat stroke on the pavement/neglect?
word on the street is that ben ji is really just keeping it alive until he is able to use it as bait for his next fishing adventure. some people.
ben ji can we get a webcam feed on this little fella?
you need to give it more than fruit and grass. it needs protein and more calorie-dense foods. if you don't want to buy anything especially for it, offer it breads, tortillas, etc. dry dog food is great. pretty much all rodents love peanut butter.
make it tiny little peanut butter sandwiches
make it tiny little peanut butter sandwichesYou touched my heart with this one SD.
Alright so last night, at some point between 11:30 and 1:30, my dogs just started going OFF. Barking as loud as they could for about 10 minutes. Lady Asava and I were so tired we just got annoyed, and told them to keep quiet. Eventually they piped down. Fast forward to this morning, and we find this...
(http://i.imgur.com/05jVseL.jpg)
:horrorsurprise:
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
Alright so last night, at some point between 11:30 and 1:30, my dogs just started going OFF. Barking as loud as they could for about 10 minutes. Lady Asava and I were so tired we just got annoyed, and told them to keep quiet. Eventually they piped down. Fast forward to this morning, and we find this...
(http://i.imgur.com/05jVseL.jpg)
:horrorsurprise:
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
he was probably trying to get at one of those five month old pigs heads you have drying out in the garage.
Only 1 thing you can do Asava, get your BIGGEST gun and wait for the bear to come back, maybe throw some dead fish or pig heads in the lawn to attract him.
When he comes back pop him a couple of times with your huge bear gun then skin him up and make a nice bear rug to throw in front of your fire place.
Let the dogs outonly the baha men can let the dogs out
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
My garage has been similarly attacked. If you need a visual of what you're up against...
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd296/calliekimburu/0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg.html)
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
My garage has been similarly attacked. If you need a visual of what you're up against...
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd296/calliekimburu/0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg.html)
chipmunkfest and have trim fly hosie in again.
so does he drag himself around by his front legs? has he shown any signs of improvement?
i wonder if we should have some sort of telethon to raise some money for its treatment, like Jerry Lewis does for the kids missing a chromosome.
chipmunkfest and have trim fly hosie in again.
can't wait to eat at lucha again
so does he drag himself around by his front legs? has he shown any signs of improvement?
i wonder if we should have some sort of telethon to raise some money for its treatment, like Jerry Lewis does for the kids missing a chromosome.
Definitely showing some improvement, I honestly thought he was dead one time on tuesday.
He has limited use of his back legs and kind of jumps/bursts about 6 inches then will drag himself with his front legs. He ran around a bit today in the garage when I was cleaning his cage.
we should list three things available in ben ji's kitchen and then place bets on which one he chooses tomorrow! :excited:
so do you have that webcam hooked up yet ben ji or am i gonna have to send you one?
-webcam on box
-gumball machine hooked to the side of the box filled with blueberries
-whenever a poster donates 25 cents to the chipmunk recovery fund the gumball machine spits out a blueberry for the chipmunk
-webcam on box
-gumball machine hooked to the side of the box filled with blueberries
-whenever a poster donates 25 cents to the chipmunk recovery fund the gumball machine spits out a blueberry for the chipmunk
Ben Ji if the little guy will always have a limp, I'd be hesitant to release him back into the wild where snakes could make a meal out of him.Also if the little guy is actually a little gal she could fully regain use of her legs but possibly have damage to the pelvic area that would cause problems giving birth,like death. This happened to a cat I had
hey ben ji, saturday morning check-in... how's little bro doing?
hey ben ji, saturday morning check-in... how's little bro doing?
He's doing great, moving alot more and at alot faster speeds. Going to clean out his cage on my lunch break today and will let the lil guy run around the garage to see how much he has improved since last week.
will he run up your back and perch on your shoulder yet?
is that as amazing as it sounds?will he run up your back and perch on your shoulder yet?
Nope, he does let me pet him and scratch his back.
1) Have you named him/her?
2) Have you thought about knitting a tiny outfit? (for gamedays and stuff)
3) You are a great person ben ji
Was swimming at Black Swan Lake this weekend and there's all these fish that congregate by the pool because kids feed them I guess. Also there was a big snapping turtle. :sdeek: So I jumped in and grabbed him by the tail. As I was hoisting him by the tail I could feel like vertebrae being popped. I held him for a while and then my arm got tired so I let him go.
1) Have you named him/her?
2) Have you thought about knitting a tiny outfit? (for gamedays and stuff)
3) You are a great person ben ji
1. Not yet, OKcat said Emawnk earlier which I kink of like.
2. I have! I really want a teeny purple cape with a powercat on it.
3. I'm sure 90% of the board would do the same
Was swimming at Black Swan Lake this weekend and there's all these fish that congregate by the pool because kids feed them I guess. Also there was a big snapping turtle. :sdeek: So I jumped in and grabbed him by the tail. As I was hoisting him by the tail I could feel like vertebrae being popped. I held him for a while and then my arm got tired so I let him go.
i'll go ahead and defer to the experts here, but that doesn't sound very smart emo
way to stop and help him out Pett you piece of crap
way to stop and help him out Pett you piece of crapHe made the first decision to go out there sd, I didn't. You have to learn to live with your mistakes
So this morning I was driving to work and I spotted a turtle crossing a very busy four lane road (going at the usual leisurely pace) and thought there was no way he would make it. Well later I went home for lunch and it WASN'T dead in the streetA nice person probably stopped and helped him
No way you can tell me it had been hit and removed already. Amazing story of survival.
Well anyways just thought I would share
i ran over a squirrel with my work van last week. It zigged and zagged too many times. :frown:
I think that's why we have the phrase/term squirrely.Like "I got all squirrely doing a burnout"i ran over a squirrel with my work van last week. It zigged and zagged too many times. :frown:
yeah, hate when they do that. i've gone out of my way to not hit them, and they run right into the tire. :embarrassed:
did I tell you guys the story about how I was on the way to work a couple years ago and a mother duck and all her ducklings were crossing a four lane road and I threw on the hazards and blocked both north bound lanes and herded them off the east side of the road towards the pond where they lived? felt good.Oh wow I'm crap :frown:
man, what an amazing adventure you guys are having together. your house is just like Perfect Strangers.
you guys, what if emawnk was faking this whole time, and now he's going to call in an army of 'munks to takeover the house?This is a great point. In case sd doesn't jump back on here for a couple of hours, I'll go ahead and say it:
http://www.wimp.com/chihuahuawheelchair/
it looked like a bucking bronco running through the grass :D
took me and my brother about 5 minutes to corral(sp?) him.....He still has a slight limp and couldnt really make it across the room
Good news and GOOD NEWS.
Emawnk made it out of the vent by the time I got home and was chilling in the room.
His legs are also doing MUCH better, took me and my brother about 5 minutes to corral(sp?) him and get him back to his makeshift home.
He still has a slight limp and couldnt really make it across the room but he is definitely doing better than a week ago.
sys, this was just taken less than a mile from the previous man eating snake picture in Meade (same one?). apparently they have Guineafowl and this guy/gal loves their eggs
anyone have any suggestions?
anyone have any suggestions?
put it to sleep before it kills all the neighborhood chipmunks.
it'll kill something cute, you can count on it.
I miss the stray cat that used to prowl our neighborhood. It killed all of the field mice.
I miss the stray cat that used to prowl our neighborhood. It killed all of the field mice.
you sound Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
I miss the stray cat that used to prowl our neighborhood. It killed all of the field mice.
you sound Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Meh. :don'tcare:
I'm probably going to release Emawnk early next week, seems to be doing real well and constantly escapes his rubbermaid container. I put a peice of screen over the top now and will fatten him up with rasberries/nuts/dog food over the weekend then let him live his life. :cry:
I miss the stray cat that used to prowl our neighborhood. It killed all of the field mice.
you sound Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Meh. :don'tcare:
i think what sys is trying to say here is, "why send a feline to do a serpent's job?"
I'm probably going to release Emawnk early next week, seems to be doing real well and constantly escapes his rubbermaid container. I put a peice of screen over the top now and will fatten him up with rasberries/nuts/dog food over the weekend then let him live his life. :cry:
lol wait wut you can give bendaryl to animals?!
lol wait wut you can give bendaryl to animals?!
evidently. :dunno: the vet thought so.
Yeah, the new hood supposedly has a bunch of copperheads and a dece amt of water moccasins.
Yeah, the new hood supposedly has a bunch of copperheads and a dece amt of water moccasins.
Yeah, the new hood supposedly has a bunch of copperheads and a dece amt of water moccasins.
there aren't any water moccasins in kansas city. the nearest population is over a 100 miles to the southeast.
there aren't any water moccasins in kansas city.
Huh. Had always been told that they are around here.
there aren't any water moccasins in kansas city.
Huh. Had always been told that they are around here.
people say a lot of inaccurate things, especially about snakes. the snakes at the pond were probably northern watersnakes.
Making a sammy on my lunch break and Emawnk comes darting around in the kitchen, no idea how he got out but he's currently loose somewhere in my house.
Last spotting was under a couch but when I moved the couch I couldnt find him....Have set a trail of nuts/fruit leading back to his container and hope he returns soon.
Will be releasing him back in the wild tonight assuming I am able to capture him, will take plenty of pics.
i took on a swarm (?) of wasps last night in my backyard. the few that escaped will be telling stories for generations of how i systematically destroyed their way of life and everyone that they cared about.
Making a sammy on my lunch break and Emawnk comes darting around in the kitchen, no idea how he got out but he's currently loose somewhere in my house.
Last spotting was under a couch but when I moved the couch I couldnt find him....Have set a trail of nuts/fruit leading back to his container and hope he returns soon.
Will be releasing him back in the wild tonight assuming I am able to capture him, will take plenty of pics.
Conversation earlier between me an my brother who lives in the basement
Ben ji- FYI keep an eye out for EMAWnk upstairs, he escaped today and I have not found him yet.
Brother- He's in the vent again, just heard him rustling around
Ben ji- Which one
Brother- Dont know, it could of been one of the ones from the living room or the spare bedroom.
Ben ji- (sigh) alright (Tries to determine which of 3 vent shafts he could of entered but cant hear him moving) (sets up homemade ladder's in 3 different vents)
i took on a swarm (?) of wasps last night in my backyard. the few that escaped will be telling stories for generations of how i systematically destroyed their way of life and everyone that they cared about.
Thats interesting, coming from an Okie
I saw that little guy at the kickball fields tonight.
i took on a swarm (?) of wasps last night in my backyard. the few that escaped will be telling stories for generations of how i systematically destroyed their way of life and everyone that they cared about.
Thats interesting, coming from an Okie
i don't know which stereotype you are going for here
I was just laying in bed and I heard a noise which I thought was coming from the wall. Sounded like something scurrying around in a vent or something at first. So i got up and went into the hallway and listened. Then I heard a noise that sounded like something running around on the roof. I have cathedral ceilings which follow the roof line so no attic. I went out the front door and as soon as I turned around I saw two raccoons staring at me from the roof. I said "what are you guys doing up there?" and they ran to the other side of the roof where I couldn't see them. I went back inside and they ran around for another 5 minutes or so and then I guess they got off because I haven't heard them for a while. What are they doing up there?
i took on a swarm (?) of wasps last night in my backyard. the few that escaped will be telling stories for generations of how i systematically destroyed their way of life and everyone that they cared about.
Thats interesting, coming from an Okie
i don't know which stereotype you are going for here
Native American
I was just laying in bed and I heard a noise which I thought was coming from the wall. Sounded like something scurrying around in a vent or something at first. So i got up and went into the hallway and listened. Then I heard a noise that sounded like something running around on the roof. I have cathedral ceilings which follow the roof line so no attic. I went out the front door and as soon as I turned around I saw two raccoons staring at me from the roof. I said "what are you guys doing up there?" and they ran to the other side of the roof where I couldn't see them. I went back inside and they ran around for another 5 minutes or so and then I guess they got off because I haven't heard them for a while. What are they doing up there?
Here he is making a break for the fence line!
I was just laying in bed and I heard a noise which I thought was coming from the wall. Sounded like something scurrying around in a vent or something at first. So i got up and went into the hallway and listened. Then I heard a noise that sounded like something running around on the roof. I have cathedral ceilings which follow the roof line so no attic. I went out the front door and as soon as I turned around I saw two raccoons staring at me from the roof. I said "what are you guys doing up there?" and they ran to the other side of the roof where I couldn't see them. I went back inside and they ran around for another 5 minutes or so and then I guess they got off because I haven't heard them for a while. What are they doing up there?
you are benji's bro that lives in benji's basement
:sdeek:
I heard EMAWnk in the vents last night and really hoped he came out today.
Sure enough, i get home on my lunch break, start to make a sammy and whooosh, EMAWnk comes running into the kitchen.
Chased him around for about 10 minutes and finally captured him by throwing a towel over him. Took him out side and EMAWnk was set free.
Here he is making a break for the fence line!
yesterday was working on some trails when i heard something rustling in the bush about 10 yards away. i look over and see what appears to be a skunk moving about, but something is weird about it. it looks like its tumbling around. eventually it pops out on the other side of the bush and it's two baby skunks!
that looks more like :blank: to me.OMG, IT DOES!!! :excited:
:dubious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdYAouQwyG8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdYAouQwyG8)That dolphin wants to bone her so bad.
unless they can prove that dolphin was laughing, i refuse to believe itDid you know that dolphins are the only animals that has sex for pleasure and not to reproduce? I saw that little trivia number on River Monsters. How can they prove that? I know, I think they're full of crap too.
unless they can prove that dolphin was laughing, i refuse to believe itDid you know that dolphins are the only animals that has sex for pleasure and not to reproduce?
Did you know that dolphins are the only animals that has sex for pleasure and not to reproduce?
Yeah, apparently animal planet does.Did you know that dolphins are the only animals that has sex for pleasure and not to reproduce?
people say the stupidest things about animals.
Yeah, apparently animal planet does.
That would make sense. :don'tcare:Yeah, apparently animal planet does.
did you know cats are the only animals that breathe to distribute oxygen throughout their bodies in order to promote cellular respiration rather than because they don't like suffocating?
Yeah, apparently animal planet does.
did you know cats are the only animals that breathe to distribute oxygen throughout their bodies in order to promote cellular respiration rather than because they don't like suffocating?
Bonobos bang for every reason you can imagine.So did man for the entire Pleistocene. Lots of boning, but not very much message boarding.
http://poinsettcounty.kait8.com/news/news/240253-dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle
you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.
dogs are mentally weak and very easily distracted. you can't hold this against them though, it's not their fault. they're inbreds.you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.
My dog didnt even notice the cat until well after the attack. The cat was across the street and as the attack happened I was thinking how terrible of a hunting dog lady would make.
In fairness, birds are inferior animals to cats. It is known.dogs are mentally weak and very easily distracted. you can't hold this against them though, it's not their fault. they're inbreds.you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.
My dog didnt even notice the cat until well after the attack. The cat was across the street and as the attack happened I was thinking how terrible of a hunting dog lady would make.
Well people use dogs to hunt birds, so there's that.people use dogs to smell birds
Well people use dogs to hunt birds, so there's that.people use dogs to smell birds
Also people use birds to hunt wolves/coyotes. Really it's a triangle of death.
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed. how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed? :sdeek:
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed. how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed? :sdeek:
which amendments do I have access to?
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed. how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed? :sdeek:
Also people use birds to hunt wolves/coyotes. Really it's a triangle of death.
Methinks I would like sys grand pa.
Is there anyway to train a falcon to pick up food from a restaurant down the street and bring it back?
:horrorsurprise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI)
the raccoon family, which includes other animals that make us go "awww" such as cats, dogs and meerkats.
:horrorsurprise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI)
SYS DO NOT WATCH!! REPEAT, DO NOT WATCH!
http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal (http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal)
http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal (http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal)
That is pretty damn awesome, except for the penguins themselves.
I had no idea it was that easy for a leopard seal to just catch a penguin.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wYy-YBkE0
"It's a present of the American people," Derk Ehlert, chief wildlife officer for the city of Berlin, said dryly.
They ate a raccoon on honey boo boo last night.
Thinking benji cleans his fish in his backyard.
Boom. Mystery solved!
Thinking benji cleans his fish in his backyard.
Boom. Mystery solved!
So, went down and helped my mom with some things around the house and made her diner for mother's day, Sunday, and I got a whim to walk around the back yard along the creek/woods to wax nostalgic.
I hear a rustling in the overgrowth and I go to a portion of the yard that runs all the way up to a ledge carved by the creek when I see it: A small furry mammal bounding through the brush.
I stood still and studied it, keenly. My first thought was a raccoon, it was roughly the size of a mature raccoon, but it was probably a little too big and lacked any stripes or bushy tail. It had more of a weasel shaped body, brown and black and long, though it was very thick around the middle. Around 40lbs or so, it honestly looked just like a wolverine, though how one would find itself in south-central Kansas would be beyond me.
The creature moved in bounds, so it probably had pretty short legs, it would jump up and over the brush around it in a tiring fashion. Far from graceful, it would jump about 30 yards at a time before stopping to turn around and glance back at me to see if I was still watching. Eventually it found some trees and bushes to hide under; though I could still it looking at me (at this point about 80 yards away) it had a black face as well.
Not thinking it resembled any local fauna I was familiar with, I thought maybe it was a stray cat or dog but it was not very canine looking and would have to be a very large cat. Plus it acted too wild to be a stray, I wouldn’t expect even a feral cat to flip out at seeing a person standing on the opposite bank of a creek 30 yards away.
I mentioned the animal to my mom, and she said it was a marmot. An animal I’m familiar with, I’d only ever seen them in the mountains, and usually donning very light sandy blonde hair.
Anyone have any suggestions on this mystery animal?
should i call the city to trap it or just commando out and take it for a trophy?
that's a nutria. it's an invasive species that is actually destroying the environment in Louisiana and will likely continue to upset the natural ecosystem wherever it migrates to.should i call the city to trap it or just commando out and take it for a trophy?
why not just leave it be?
Guys I've seen two dead 'dillos just south of Olathe this summer. THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER! :pray: :runaway:
true clams factoid: i have never seen an armadillo
that's a nutria. it's an invasive species that is actually destroying the environment in Louisiana and will likely continue to upset the natural ecosystem wherever it migrates to.should i call the city to trap it or just commando out and take it for a trophy?
why not just leave it be?
dispatch with extreme prejudice.
don't be stupid.that's a nutria. it's an invasive species that is actually destroying the environment in Louisiana and will likely continue to upset the natural ecosystem wherever it migrates to.should i call the city to trap it or just commando out and take it for a trophy?
why not just leave it be?
dispatch with extreme prejudice.
i know what it is, dumbass. it isn't hurting anything.
Guys I've seen two dead 'dillos just south of Olathe this summer. THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER! :pray: :runaway:True story: Armadillo's carry leprosy.
don't be stupid.dispatch with extreme prejudice.
i know what it is, dumbass. it isn't hurting anything.
4 raccoons on front porch tonight. Our cat was sitting like 2 feet away just hanging out with them. I think they are best friends!
don't be stupid.dispatch with extreme prejudice.
i know what it is, dumbass. it isn't hurting anything.
:rolleyes:
this has to be a luke
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/106658c86cec9f97d160d8ad9f36d4d3/tumblr_mliactxDVA1r0bv4uo1_400.gif)
http://sciencefriday.com/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html#path/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html (http://sciencefriday.com/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html#path/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html)
Seriously guys? No Blobfish comments? This isn't a validation post, but come on. Look at that thing. Gods gotta be a comedian, right?good post, heath. that's a weird ass fish, huh?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvy3e9Wmb11qzeetoo1_400.png)Seriously guys? No Blobfish comments? This isn't a validation post, but come on. Look at that thing. Gods gotta be a comedian, right?good post, heath. that's a weird ass fish, huh?
Well, first let's thank Ruben Chance James Fox for his service- Thanks, James!
Looks more like a legless lizard.
Looks more like a legless lizard.
Looks more like a legless lizard.
you mean a snake?
Oh man.
Alright so CFoD brought up Pandas in another thread but I think it goes here. So a few weeks ago I saw something that said that all the Pandas in the world are owned by China. Any Panda that is outside of China(Zoos, pets, circus, etc) is being loaned to that country for a set period of time by China.take your communist talk somewhere else
Anyways I thought that was interesting, so I told ShellShock and another buddy who doesn't post here about it. You would have thought that I threw a bible in a bonfire by their reaction to this news. We had a long argument about it but never could change each others mind. What do you guys think? All Pandas owned by China or not and why?
http://bit.ly/1bp1Suw
Alright so CFoD brought up Pandas in another thread but I think it goes here. So a few weeks ago I saw something that said that all the Pandas in the world are owned by China. Any Panda that is outside of China(Zoos, pets, circus, etc) is being loaned to that country for a set period of time by China.
Anyways I thought that was interesting, so I told ShellShock and another buddy who doesn't post here about it. You would have thought that I threw a bible in a bonfire by their reaction to this news. We had a long argument about it but never could change each others mind. What do you guys think? All Pandas owned by China or not and why?
http://bit.ly/1bp1Suw
what if some native species escapes and naturally finds its way into the USA? I don't think china could say anything then. maybe those pandas should swim for it.
Pandas are on my list of animals that i don't think are worth "conserving" Sure they are cute but they are terrible maladjusted to living in the world. They only eat bamboo, a woody stalk lacking many nutrients, and i mean ONLY eat that... hand one a carrot and its like WTF?. I think if they weren't cute and looked like children (large eyes, furry, ok maybe not children but cutesy) and the chinese haven't been whoring them out for centuries they would have died out a long time ago.what if some native species escapes and naturally finds its way into the USA? I don't think china could say anything then. maybe those pandas should swim for it.
secure the borders.
Pandas are on my list of animals that i don't think are worth "conserving" Sure they are cute but they are terrible maladjusted to living in the world. They only eat bamboo, a woody stalk lacking many nutrients, and i mean ONLY eat that... hand one a carrot and its like WTF?. I think if they weren't cute and looked like children (large eyes, furry, ok maybe not children but cutesy) and the chinese haven't been whoring them out for centuries they would have died out a long time ago.what if some native species escapes and naturally finds its way into the USA? I don't think china could say anything then. maybe those pandas should swim for it.
secure the borders.
http://gizmodo.com/any-animal-that-touches-this-lethal-lake-turns-to-stone-1436606506
:horrorsurprise: :sdeek:
Yeah, the article mentions that he'd been removing the animals from the lake, letting them dry out, then posing them in "more natural" positions. Sick.http://gizmodo.com/any-animal-that-touches-this-lethal-lake-turns-to-stone-1436606506
:horrorsurprise: :sdeek:
what a sick bastard. I bet he's a hoot at funerals.
(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/131009113005-01-shark-seal-1009-story-top.jpeg)
just look at this dapper little fellow!
(http://i.imgur.com/otoFGfy.jpg)
So I have this little guy who keeps sleeping on my outside chair at ny apartment. I have not fed him or let him inside, and he has no collar, but he seems to sleep here pretty regularly. Here is a photo of him yawning just now.
I heard EMAWnk in the vents last night and really hoped he came out today.
Sure enough, i get home on my lunch break, start to make a sammy and whooosh, EMAWnk comes running into the kitchen.
Chased him around for about 10 minutes and finally captured him by throwing a towel over him. Took him out side and EMAWnk was set free.
The tallest dog living is "Zeus," a Great Dane measuring 44 inches tall, owned by Denise Doorlag of Otsego, Michigan.
Ralph weighs a hopping 55 pounds, and eats about $90 worth of food a week!
The tallest donkey living is Oklahoma Sam, a 4-year-old American Mammoth Jackstock, who measured 15.3 hands -- or 5-feet, 1 inch tall on 10 December 2011. He is owned by Linda Davis of Watsonville, California.
Swallow, an 11-year-old sheep-sized cow from the West Yorkshire region of England, is one of the stars of the 2011 edition of "Guinness World Records." This 33-inch-high Dexter is the world's smallest cow.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/11/01/242327292/video-mouse-vs-cookie-a-little-guys-tale-of-triumph
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/11/01/242327292/video-mouse-vs-cookie-a-little-guys-tale-of-triumph
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIDx7n7fXqI
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/22002/slide_22002_1513878_free.jpg?1364999451000)QuoteThe tallest dog living is "Zeus," a Great Dane measuring 44 inches tall, owned by Denise Doorlag of Otsego, Michigan.
ben ji has inspired another true hero.
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vp2pg
OMFG
:love: :love: :love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2-_uVy3r1Q
ben ji has inspired another true hero.
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vp2pg
:D I wish Emawnk would of been chill and hung out with me. Ungrateful vermin decided he'd have more fun hanging out in my ventilation system tho.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24946944
our mini dachshund tried to kill a possum a few years ago. grabbed it by the back of it's neck and shook the hell out of it. it was still sort of twitching so I though it broke its neck but was still alive. I finally got my dog away and the rest went something like this.
possum: :sdeek:
me: /grabs shovel to finish it off/
possum: :excited:
me: :runaway:
possum: :cheese:
me: :dubious: :facepalm:
mrs. rams: :lol:
When threatened or harmed, they will "play possum", mimicking the appearance and smell of a sick or dead animal. This physiological response is involuntary (like fainting), rather than a conscious act. In the case of baby opossums, however, the brain does not always react this way at the appropriate moment, and therefore they often fail to "play dead" when threatened. When an opossum is "playing possum", the animal's lips are drawn back, the teeth are bared, saliva foams around the mouth, the eyes close or half-close, and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from the anal glands. The stiff, curled form can be prodded, turned over, and even carried away without reaction. The animal will typically regain consciousness after a period of between 40 minutes and 4 hours, a process that begins with slight twitching of the ears.
My uncle once put a cat in a gott cooler because he thought it could breathe out of the spigot, it died.
My uncle once put a cat in a gott cooler because he thought it could breathe out of the spigot, it died.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/pythoneatsman.asp (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/pythoneatsman.asp)
Question for sys: when I'm walking the Montana prairie and my eye catches the movement of a rattler raring up to strike and I instantaneously jump out of the way...is that instinct from some sort of genetic evolution that humans are or should be afraid of snakes? I mean it seems silly that humans are generally afraid of snakes and spiders and such, even though most species are not dangerous to us. Hell I've jumped at a mouse running across the floor. Basically I'm a pussy right?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/pythoneatsman.asp (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/pythoneatsman.asp)
however
it doesn't have to be true to be an amazing story, i suppose
Shoot that thing and eat it ASAP!
stepbrother is a veterinarian and hit a deer with his vehicle..he is keeping the deer in his back yard and nursing it back to health :D
My GF is a hayseed from western ks, her mom found a baby deer on the side of the road next to its mom who had been hit with a car.
They took the baby deer home and raised it like a pet for a while before letting it go. She said it would act just like a dog inside the house and after they released it the deer would come back to their front door every once in a while trying to be let inside. :)
illegal.
!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8
illegal.
(http://img.pandawhale.com/42924-haters-gonna-hate-fat-kid-gif-VHex.gif)
!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8
!that has to be the coolest feeling in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8