Post by: steve dave on June 29, 2010, 12:05:12 PM
Post by: AppleJack on June 29, 2010, 12:08:23 PM
Post by: steve dave on June 29, 2010, 12:14:55 PM
Post by: steve dave on June 29, 2010, 12:26:51 PM
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on June 29, 2010, 12:28:36 PM
Post by: bakerman on June 29, 2010, 12:30:06 PM
Post by: _33 on June 29, 2010, 12:37:30 PM
My pet raccoon could stand on it's back legs and walk while holding something in it's front paws!
My dog could stand on his back legs and walk while holding a dead raccoon in his front paws!
Post by: OK_Cat on June 29, 2010, 12:40:52 PM
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on June 29, 2010, 12:50:57 PM
Post by: wabash909 on June 29, 2010, 12:53:43 PM
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on June 29, 2010, 12:55:33 PM
I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.
Wut, that has nothing to do with a pet unless your dog or venomous duck found the body.
Post by: bakerman on June 29, 2010, 01:41:41 PM
I once found a dead person in the woods near Medicine Lodge tied up to a chair.
Wut, that has nothing to do with a pet unless your dog or venomous duck found the body.
Most probable scenerio.
Post by: jtksu on June 29, 2010, 07:55:39 PM
Post by: jtksu on June 29, 2010, 07:56:34 PM
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 30, 2010, 12:09:51 AM
Post by: sys on June 30, 2010, 02:01:10 AM
My eighth grade english teacher got bit by a rattlesnake and lived to tell the tale!
pfft.
Post by: felix rex on June 30, 2010, 07:29:08 AM
Post by: asava on June 30, 2010, 07:38:15 AM
Also used to live by a canal and neighborhood dogs would frequently disappear due to crocs.
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2010, 07:41:44 AM
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 30, 2010, 11:11:44 AM
Post by: felix rex on June 30, 2010, 11:17:25 AM
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Post by: Deez Nutz on June 30, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Post by: PandaXpanda on June 30, 2010, 12:42:06 PM
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2010, 12:44:02 PM
Post by: _33 on June 30, 2010, 12:48:57 PM
Post by: pissclams on June 30, 2010, 12:59:58 PM
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 30, 2010, 01:05:52 PM
when i was in college, i saw a stealth bomber
i have a dog
Post by: PandaXpanda on June 30, 2010, 01:16:56 PM
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2010, 01:18:19 PM
Post by: OK_Cat on June 30, 2010, 01:19:02 PM
One time I hit a baby deer with my jeep and, when the policeman got there, he asked me if I wanted to keep the deer! :surprised: :dunno:
I hope you did!
Post by: pissclams on June 30, 2010, 01:19:08 PM
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2010, 01:20:32 PM
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro. never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans. sux'd.
Gross, everyone pee'd there
Post by: gowildcatwildcat on June 30, 2010, 01:21:11 PM
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro. never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans. sux'd.
piss alley? :barf:
Post by: pissclams on June 30, 2010, 01:21:47 PM
Post by: OK_Cat on June 30, 2010, 01:22:29 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on June 30, 2010, 01:23:38 PM
Post by: Pete on June 30, 2010, 01:35:15 PM
i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro. never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans. sux'd.
piss alley? :barf:
I used piss alley ALL the time....for pissing.
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on June 30, 2010, 01:41:23 PM
One time I hit a baby deer with my jeep and, when the policeman got there, he asked me if I wanted to keep the deer! :surprised: :dunno:
To take home and eat. I know lots of people who are on the deer roadkill list. Must be fresh roadkill though.
<--- lives in hicksville USA
Post by: pissclams on June 30, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on June 30, 2010, 01:55:42 PM
Post by: KSU176 on June 30, 2010, 03:41:21 PM
Post by: jtksu on June 30, 2010, 03:47:39 PM
Post by: asava on June 30, 2010, 03:51:13 PM
Post by: ew2x4 on June 30, 2010, 04:24:23 PM
Post by: Pete on June 30, 2010, 04:35:13 PM
Post by: The1BigWillie on June 30, 2010, 04:40:49 PM
there was a time that i was hunting for desert sage and I came across a wolf. shot the wolf.
Been there bro. I was always nervous about picking the desert sage if wolves or mountain lions were around.
Post by: ChiComCat on June 30, 2010, 04:42:27 PM
Post by: gowildcatwildcat on June 30, 2010, 05:12:14 PM
Understandable. However, always best to go there early in the night and be there first, then slosh through there later and get "paint" on your pants.i was in aggieville one time sneaking between the back of lucky's and moro st in that super secret back way and got paint on the cuff of my jeans somewhere where it's really dark and you can't really see so you just keep walking and next thing you know, you can see the moro. never got the paint out. and they were my favorite jeans. sux'd.
piss alley? :barf:
I used piss alley ALL the time....for pissing.
Post by: Brock Landers on June 30, 2010, 05:15:59 PM
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them. He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell. He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?). My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s. My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.
Your neighbor should have hidden an Ice inside of the bunny.
Post by: wabash909 on June 30, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them. He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell. He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?). My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s. My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.
Your neighbor should have hidden an Ice inside of the bunny.
Was your neighbor the guy from Of Mice and Men? Sounds like a total Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dumbass.
Post by: ChiComCat on June 30, 2010, 05:31:13 PM
A former neighbor found some baby bunnies and decided to raise them. He put one in front of my house and rang the doorbell. He then ran and hid, apparently waiting for the sweet payoff of us thinking a bunny was ringing the doorbell (I know, lolz city, right?). My bro opened it and didn't see anybody, so he stepped onto the porch and smashed the bunny open with his size 12s. My neighbor pops out of a bush screaming like a girl and ran off in tears.
Your neighbor should have hidden an Ice inside of the bunny.
Was your neighbor the guy from Of Mice and Men? Sounds like a total Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dumbass.
Nailed it
Post by: Scary Smart on June 30, 2010, 05:56:20 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 30, 2010, 06:04:03 PM
Post by: Pete on June 30, 2010, 06:10:29 PM
Post by: Pittcat on June 30, 2010, 06:13:22 PM
Post by: jtksu on June 30, 2010, 06:27:54 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on June 30, 2010, 06:47:25 PM
Once ran over a rabbit den with a lawn mower. Baby rabbit parts everywhere.....
I did this last summer. :cry:
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2010, 06:48:28 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on June 30, 2010, 06:52:45 PM
Post by: jtksu on June 30, 2010, 06:54:17 PM
Post by: hemmy on June 30, 2010, 07:51:27 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on June 30, 2010, 07:54:17 PM
What kind of :kufan: car needs three tries to kill a raccoon? My car totally obliterated that fox when I lined it up.
raccoons, unlike foxes, refuse to die. pretty sad that it took you two attempts with the fox. keep rockin' the roller blades, d00d.
Post by: jtksu on June 30, 2010, 08:36:36 PM
Post by: 'taterblast on June 30, 2010, 08:40:43 PM
Post by: DQ12 on June 30, 2010, 09:05:39 PM
Anyways, I got a call the next day, and Buster the squirrel died.
Edit: Just texted Pubes for verification. The squirrel's name was in fact Buster. Buster the squirrel.
Post by: pissclams on June 30, 2010, 09:11:25 PM
Post by: Scary Smart on June 30, 2010, 09:12:16 PM
One time, I buddy and I befriended a squirrel. He followed us around for a while and even sat on our shoes if we'd stand next to him. My buddy (whose nickname was Pubes) agreed to keep an eye on him at his house that night while I went out (Pubes was grounded).
Anyways, I got a call the next day, and Baxter the squirrel died.
:surprised:
Post by: jtksu on June 30, 2010, 09:19:12 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on June 30, 2010, 09:25:52 PM
Post by: DQ12 on June 30, 2010, 09:26:37 PM
I had a buddy @KSU named Pubes.
Yeah? Well I had a Squirrel in Lenexa named Buster. BUT NOW HE'S DEAD.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.metro.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2008%2F05%2FSquirrelMasons_450x537.jpg&hash=4d76cb17189d43856f381b69336c5f822db052a3)
:bawl:
Post by: Pittcat on June 30, 2010, 10:42:20 PM
Some of these aren't even that amazing
The second deer would have amazingly mumped up my truck had she not biffed it and almost slid under my truck.
Kinda had to be there I guess...
Post by: felix rex on July 01, 2010, 07:13:47 AM
Post by: Cire on July 01, 2010, 07:42:37 AM
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2010, 07:44:32 AM
Post by: asava on July 01, 2010, 08:18:30 AM
One time, at some lake in Missouri during summer camp, I caught a hummingbird with my hands out of midair! :surprised::surprised:
Post by: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 10:23:46 AM
Post by: Brock Landers on July 01, 2010, 10:43:58 AM
one time i hit a raccoon with my car and had to re-run over it 3 times before it was dead.
I know a guy who keeps big containers of dog food out in his pole shed, and raccoons are a problem for getting into the containers and absoultely chowing down on the stuff. ANyway, one night we came across a couple of them sniffing around so he ran back into his house to get a .22 pistol. It took 4 or 5 shots to finally kill this one raccoon that climbed up to the rafters of the shed, including a couple of head shots. I guess even when you shoot them in the head, the chances of hitting their pea-size brains ar pretty slim.
Post by: sys on July 01, 2010, 11:00:50 AM
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2010, 11:02:17 AM
note for Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) posters. killing an animal, no matter how stupid the reason you have to do so, isn't an amazing story.
QFT. weirdos.
Post by: DQ12 on July 01, 2010, 11:15:59 AM
Post by: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 11:23:19 AM
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 01, 2010, 11:34:18 AM
Earlier this week, my inside/outside cat stayed outside for 3 whole days.
Alright, back on track with an amazing story.
I had a pet turtle named Max who ate tons of lettuce. One day i had to let him go because winter was coming so I took him to the pond where I found him and let him go but he wouldn't leave because he liked me so much.
Post by: DQ12 on July 01, 2010, 11:36:30 AM
Inside/out cat? Sounds amazing!!! Can you see his slpeen and stuff?!
No. And it's a "she."
When I was 7, my grandparents and I would go to the park to feed the ducks. One time a duck ate three whole pieces of bread.
Hey duck! Quit hogging all that bread! :lol:
Post by: DQ12 on July 01, 2010, 11:39:54 AM
Pretty soon, I see two GIANT looking goldfish and it really, really scared me. Turns out they were just carp or something.
Post by: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 11:44:43 AM
Post by: pissclams on July 01, 2010, 11:50:20 AM
Post by: DQ12 on July 01, 2010, 11:51:33 AM
:frown:
Post by: DQ12 on July 01, 2010, 12:02:57 PM
Fido would also hangout outside sometimes and whore around (as my mom used to say) down in the sewer. What always astounded us was that Fido could jump out of the street sewer. He could make the 3-4 ft. jump through the 4/5 inch gap out of the sewer.
Amazing cat, that Fido.
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 01, 2010, 12:26:15 PM
He also one time was so excited to see us when we got home he ran head first into the basketball goal post, and knocked himself out. This same dog had a chunk of his nose taken out when he stuck his head into a badger hole. He also got his tounge stuck to a barbed wire fence while trying to lick ice sickles, 3 times. When he was run over the final time he was about 17 years old.
Post by: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 12:29:45 PM
Post by: Pett on July 01, 2010, 12:34:42 PM
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 01, 2010, 12:37:38 PM
This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own). :cry:
I think it is amazing that he lived 17 years. Don't you?
Post by: Pett on July 01, 2010, 12:54:44 PM
This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own). :cry:
I think it is amazing that he lived 17 years. Don't you?
I mean, yes that was the greatest part of your story but still, the hell that your dog went through is just upsetting.... :embarrassed:
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 01, 2010, 12:57:23 PM
He was a very happy mildly Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dog. If that makes his story any better.This thread isn't labeled sad animal stories thread (post your own). :cry:
I think it is amazing that he lived 17 years. Don't you?
I mean, yes that was the greatest part of your story but still, the hell that your dog went through is just upsetting.... :embarrassed:
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 01, 2010, 12:58:40 PM
Had a Cocker spanial, who must have been mildely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). He was run over 3 times but did not die (the 4th time did him in) These were all seperate occations. One time he was run over buy a cattle trailer on a very sandy road and then walked home, which was about 3 miles away. He laid in our garage for 3 days, then got up and seemed fine.
He also one time was so excited to see us when we got home he ran head first into the basketball goal post, and knocked himself out. This same dog had a chunk of his nose taken out when he stuck his head into a badger hole. He also got his tounge stuck to a barbed wire fence while trying to lick ice sickles, 3 times. When he was run over the final time he was about 17 years old.
Any stories about animals that were your pet MUST be accompanied by that pet's name. No exceptions. I will ban whomever ignores this. :comehere:
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2010, 01:08:05 PM
My other dog, Millie, got distemper and had to stay at the Vet for about 4 months and lived. The vet was all ":surprised:" that she lived! :surprised:
Post by: CNS on July 01, 2010, 01:14:01 PM
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 01, 2010, 01:14:50 PM
My dog, Otis, ate an entire package of old bacon that we threw out and died! :surprised:
My other dog, Millie, got distemper and had to stay at the Vet for about 4 months and lived. The vet was all ":surprised:" that she lived! :surprised:
Bet that was a hefty vet bill.
Post by: Pittcat on July 01, 2010, 01:16:01 PM
He'll also eat any animals poo except his own. He knows his own poo!
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 01, 2010, 01:18:13 PM
:barf:
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2010, 01:24:38 PM
Post by: ew2x4 on July 01, 2010, 01:47:45 PM
Post by: Signcat on July 01, 2010, 01:59:45 PM
Post by: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 02:03:02 PM
Post by: felix rex on July 01, 2010, 02:16:57 PM
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 01, 2010, 02:21:43 PM
My step mom has a boston terrier. It ate an entire new bag of Worther's original(yep, they are old), bag and wrappers included. It crapped out gold foil and plastic for two days. Vet made my step mom account for how many were crapped out so they could determine when it was all out of the dog's system.
:frank: What is this animal's name?
Post by: pissclams on July 01, 2010, 02:30:43 PM
Post by: Paul Moscow on July 01, 2010, 02:40:10 PM
I was like :surprised: :lol: "what do you think he's just floating there like a helicopter looking down on you right now, just totally staring at you to make sure you got the message? :lol:"
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 01, 2010, 02:53:22 PM
My dog, Josie, ate 8 pairs of my wife's thong underwear. Not just chewed up, but actually swallowed whole, and then threw them back up. :barf:The dog that ate my wifes sisters thongs had to have it cut out by the vet because it got bound up in it's bowles
Post by: CNS on July 01, 2010, 03:21:53 PM
My step mom has a boston terrier. It ate an entire new bag of Worther's original(yep, they are old), bag and wrappers included. It crapped out gold foil and plastic for two days. Vet made my step mom account for how many were crapped out so they could determine when it was all out of the dog's system.
:frank: What is this animal's name?
Fergie.
Why?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 01, 2010, 03:25:13 PM
had a fish in college that the college gf gave me, that SOB lived for ever. it was a beta.
Clams....c'mon jerk
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 01, 2010, 03:47:12 PM
Post by: pissclams on July 01, 2010, 03:52:54 PM
Post by: Kat Kid on July 01, 2010, 04:01:37 PM
I once accidentally locked my cat in the hall closet all night and Chicat and JHGD rescued it.
I laugh at this story every time.
Post by: pissclams on July 01, 2010, 04:02:15 PM
Post by: Brock Landers on July 01, 2010, 05:07:02 PM
note for Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) posters. killing an animal, no matter how stupid the reason you have to do so, isn't an amazing story.
QFT. weirdos.
Well just how many head shots from a .22 could a human withstand? Hint: it's less than a racoon, hence amazing.
Anyway, my parents had this big fat black cat originally named "Alvin", who apparently went through some sort of feline legal name change to "Bud Man". Bud looked like a slow, fat turd but when it came to chasing down birds this dude could run and jump higher than any cat you've seen.
Post by: felix rex on July 01, 2010, 05:29:39 PM
Post by: sys on July 01, 2010, 05:31:31 PM
Had a Cocker spanial, who must have been mildely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). He was run over 3 times but did not die (the 4th time did him in) These were all seperate occations. One time he was run over buy a cattle trailer on a very sandy road and then walked home, which was about 3 miles away. He laid in our garage for 3 days, then got up and seemed fine.
He also one time was so excited to see us when we got home he ran head first into the basketball goal post, and knocked himself out. This same dog had a chunk of his nose taken out when he stuck his head into a badger hole. He also got his tounge stuck to a barbed wire fence while trying to lick ice sickles, 3 times. When he was run over the final time he was about 17 years old.
good story, jthutch. you're doing it the right way.
Post by: Pittcat on July 01, 2010, 05:36:40 PM
Cats are dum :rolleyes:
Post by: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 05:39:41 PM
Post by: pike on July 01, 2010, 05:55:48 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2010, 05:56:29 PM
My Mom told me that our cat chased off a wild turkey yesterday and today.
:surprised:
Post by: Benja on July 01, 2010, 08:03:24 PM
A little background info: My mother has a master's and works as a child psychologist, but she also has a degree from K-State in wildlife biology, which she never used, and her first love is animals.
It helps to know this to understand why my mom decided to volunteer "part- time" as a wildlife-rehabilitator when I was growing up, resulting in a pretty much constant influx of random animal species in our house. These would range from the pretty healthy and normal ones to the badly injured/sick or permanently scarred and messed up in the head ones. :bang:
I remember we once had ferrets in our basement that smelled god-awful and would entertain me and my friends by their amazing ability to poop a perfectly round little nugget literally every 20 seconds all day long. We also had like 6 baby squirrels one time and we built them a sweet cage with sticks and ropes and they used to run around it like crazy :runaway: playing adorable baby squirrel games until they'd all pass out, :zzz: then they'd wake up and start again. :runaway: :runaway:
We also had quite a few not so normal animals. We had two hamsters that we ended up keeping as pets that my mom had identified as both girls. Until one morning a couple years later when we came downstairs and there were 17 or 18 newborn hamsters squirming around. My Mom, shocked and bamboozled, searched both hamsters thoroughly but never could find any trace of a penis, as could anyone else, including a family friend and local veterinarian, who remarked after searching long and hard, "It. just. isn't. there. :surprised:
Just as unbelievable was the amount of babies that were born, which the veterinarian informed us was, by all acounts, the most him or Bob (his vet friend) "had ever seen, as far as they could recollect." :surprised:
Yes, something was surely amiss here. The pieces of the puzzle just did not fit. We had no answers, and, of course, no penis .
But if only we knew what TRULY MIND-BLOWING HAMSTER EVENTS were to take place in the very near future, we probably would have been confused, and super grossed-out............ IT WAS THAT CRAZY.
But we didn't know. We couldn't of known. :embarrassed: :eek: :runaway:
To be continued... :popcorn:
:surprised:
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2010, 08:10:26 PM
Post by: Benja on July 01, 2010, 08:23:49 PM
Post by: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 08:25:05 PM
Post by: ChiComCat on July 01, 2010, 08:26:18 PM
I once accidentally locked my cat in the hall closet all night and Chicat and JHGD rescued it.She rescued it. I was trying to put it back in. I just kinda assumed it belonged there.
Post by: Benja on July 01, 2010, 08:50:57 PM
:shy:
:surprised:
HAMSTER TALES
Post by: _33 on July 01, 2010, 08:52:33 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on July 01, 2010, 09:11:14 PM
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
Post by: _33 on July 01, 2010, 09:19:13 PM
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
:eek: MINE WAS HALF DALMATIAN AND HALF BLACK LAB!!!!1!!1
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 01, 2010, 09:42:39 PM
The End
Post by: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 09:55:22 PM
Post by: sys on July 01, 2010, 10:07:26 PM
another time i put a wounded deer in my pickup bed (w. shell) and tried to take it to a vet. it stayed quiet and alive for most of the trip, but about 5 miles out of town tried to stand up and escape. did lots of bouncing around. then quieted back down enough by the time we had to go through a military checkpoint (lots of questions). almost as soon as we got through, we checked him and he'd died. tried to give the body to the soldiers, but they weren't as enthused as you'd think.
Post by: _33 on July 01, 2010, 10:29:46 PM
Post by: Cire on July 01, 2010, 10:36:01 PM
Post by: HeinBallz on July 01, 2010, 10:44:50 PM
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
me.
Post by: PandaXpanda on July 01, 2010, 10:46:13 PM
Post by: Trim on July 01, 2010, 10:49:08 PM
I once accidentally locked my cat in the hall closet all night and Chicat and JHGD rescued it.
I laugh at this story every time.
:confused:
post-touche`?
Post by: HeinBallz on July 01, 2010, 10:50:42 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi76.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj11%2Fwildcatjerrod%2F_MG_6267.jpg&hash=2e74008f55ccd3944e272608030b60a16fc295ea)
Ate an entire tub of "I can't believe it's not butter" and crap yellow runny diarrhea all over my studio apartment.
Post by: HeinBallz on July 01, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
After we got her out, it took three days for her voice to come back! :surprised:
Post by: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 10:54:45 PM
Post by: HeinBallz on July 01, 2010, 10:56:12 PM
Post by: sys on July 01, 2010, 10:58:23 PM
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
great horned owls like to eat peacock brains. turkey brains too.
Post by: Testy Westy on July 02, 2010, 02:09:29 AM
Post by: Cire on July 02, 2010, 03:48:02 AM
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
me.
Liar.
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 07:34:23 AM
Post by: MeatSauce on July 02, 2010, 09:22:39 AM
- Roomiez in college had ferrets. One of them(Sebastian) knew how to play fetch, and my bro was tossing the little ferret toy around one night until it got bored or most likely got the cheezy scent of a cheeto and went to investigate underneath the recliner. My friend sat up while the great Cheeto investigation was underway and severed Sebastians head from the rest of his body. A ferret, while small, will spew blood. NO lie.
- We had 8 cats growing up. All at different times. All
killedmauled by my neighbors huntin' dawgs.
Post by: Benja on July 02, 2010, 01:02:45 PM
Holy crap. That's horrible. :embarrassed:[/list]
- Roomiez in college had ferrets. One of them(Sebastian) knew how to play fetch, and my bro was tossing the little ferret toy around one night until it got bored or most likely got the cheezy scent of a cheeto and went to investigate underneath the recliner. My friend sat up while the great Cheeto investigation was underway and severed Sebastians head from the rest of his body. A ferret, while small, will spew blood. NO lie.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 03, 2010, 10:42:58 AM
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 03, 2010, 12:04:55 PM
All of the dogs I had as a kid (BJ, Lucky, Mr. Doo, and Buck) are all running around playing at some awesome farm somewhere. I am prob going to go visit someday when I get time. I bet it is such a great place and all of my dogs are prob so happy there with all of the room they have to run around and play.
omg, Duke, Ben, Rip and Dixie are all at the same farm! Are there lots of rabbits to chase and a spring to cool off in!?
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 03, 2010, 09:41:12 PM
All of the dogs I had as a kid (BJ, Lucky, Mr. Doo, and Buck) are all running around playing at some awesome farm somewhere. I am prob going to go visit someday when I get time. I bet it is such a great place and all of my dogs are prob so happy there with all of the room they have to run around and play.
omg, Duke, Ben, Rip and Dixie are all at the same farm! Are there lots of rabbits to chase and a spring to cool off in!?
Tons of rabbits, but they just chase them for fun, not to eat. It isn't that kind of place. This farmer guy must not only be a great guy, he must be rich too. Mr. Doo ate a lot of food, a lot.
Post by: Cire on July 03, 2010, 10:13:06 PM
Post by: HeinBallz on July 04, 2010, 10:28:19 AM
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
me.
Liar.
Lots of people in our neighborhood grew pot. It's a popular thing to do in the country.
Edit: Pot growers use peacocks as an alarm system as they rough ridin' "crow" at everything within a mile.
Post by: HeinBallz on July 04, 2010, 10:38:38 AM
Reminded me of a cat story. When I started driving, my first car was a '75 buick skylark. In the fall & winter all of the cats would crawl up onto the engine block to stay warm. My cat, garfield, (cat rough ridin' loved lasagna) was apparently sitting on the fan cowling. When I started the car, fur came flying out the sides of the hood. I ran inside screaming & crying because I had the cat for like 10 years. 5 minutes later I came out to go bury him. As I lifted the hood, his head popped up with this dazed & confused look on his face and he just started meowing like, WTF was that? He had this enormous patch of fur missing from his head and hind leg. But he lived for a couple more years beyond that. I never had a farm cat live longer than him and he was awesome. He followed me everywhere.
- Roomiez in college had ferrets. One of them(Sebastian) knew how to play fetch, and my bro was tossing the little ferret toy around one night until it got bored or most likely got the cheezy scent of a cheeto and went to investigate underneath the recliner. My friend sat up while the great Cheeto investigation was underway and severed Sebastians head from the rest of his body. A ferret, while small, will spew blood. NO lie
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 05, 2010, 10:36:54 PM
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
currently have golden mix named Sadie :surprised:
Post by: Pittcat on July 06, 2010, 07:05:25 AM
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
currently have golden mix named Sadie :surprised:
Used to have a GF named Sadie. :surprised:
Post by: felix rex on July 06, 2010, 07:40:02 AM
When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
currently have golden mix named Sadie :surprised:
Used to have a GF named Sadie. :surprised:
Was she a bitch? :surprised:
Post by: ChiComCat on July 06, 2010, 07:46:58 AM
I once accidentally locked my cat in the hall closet all night and Chicat and JHGD rescued it.
I laugh at this story every time.
:confused:
post-touche`?
Yup, JG was looking for bedding.
I can't believe no one is impressed by my peacock story. How many of you douches had peacocks in your neighborhood?
We had peacocks in our neighborhood. The little fucks would run around the damn place and then make a point to crap on our back patio. Tried leaving out poison birdseed to get rid of them, tried to trap them, finally had enough and just shot one. The rest didnt come back.
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 06, 2010, 08:21:16 AM
:surprised: :lol:When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
currently have golden mix named Sadie :surprised:
Used to have a GF named Sadie. :surprised:
Was she a bitch? :surprised:
Post by: Pittcat on July 06, 2010, 12:02:03 PM
:surprised: :lol:When I was a kid I had a dog named Sadie. Well anyway, my dog had puppies and one of those puppies fell off of a pretty high deck, but the puppy was fine. :surprised:
WE HAD A GOLDEN RETRIEVER NAMED SADIE!!!!1!!! :runaway:
currently have golden mix named Sadie :surprised:
Used to have a GF named Sadie. :surprised:
Was she a bitch? :surprised:
She was kind of a dog. :surprised:
Post by: steve dave on July 06, 2010, 12:08:29 PM
Post by: _33 on July 06, 2010, 01:17:31 PM
Post by: Pittcat on July 06, 2010, 02:00:26 PM
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on July 06, 2010, 02:53:44 PM
This weekend we were at sdmom and sddad's place and there was a whole family of :raccoon: in the garage chowing on dog food! :surprised:
I was over at a friend's house this weekend, and they once had a momma raccoon build a nest for her young 'uns in their chimney. When a guy came to cap the chimney, the momma raccoon scratched her way through most of the roof trying to her babies.
:raccoon: :raccoon: :runaway:
Post by: ew2x4 on July 06, 2010, 03:02:08 PM
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Post by: steve dave on July 06, 2010, 03:03:31 PM
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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:surprised:
Post by: CNS on July 06, 2010, 03:05:43 PM
Post by: jtksu on July 06, 2010, 03:30:12 PM
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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I would have stripped down naked and wrestled that bear, right on the porch. That's what manly men do.
Post by: DQ12 on July 06, 2010, 03:39:15 PM
Hey Nick! Get out of that dumpster you silly raccoon!
Post by: steve dave on July 06, 2010, 03:40:12 PM
We have a :raccoon: hanging around our dumpster that we named Nick!
Hey Nick! Get out of that dumpster you silly raccoon!
haha, I'd like to meet this Nick ;)
Post by: jtksu on July 06, 2010, 04:22:08 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on July 06, 2010, 04:51:03 PM
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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If that is a bear i feel like this should be getting more attention.
Post by: DQ12 on July 06, 2010, 04:56:59 PM
You named a racoon after a Qatz player? Jeez. :opcat:
Nick is a pretty common name bro. Maybe we named it after my small, soft-spoken, roommate. :dunno:
Post by: ew2x4 on July 06, 2010, 06:55:03 PM
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
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If that is a bear i feel like this should be getting more attention.
Definitely a bear. They're pretty common around here though.
Post by: _33 on July 06, 2010, 08:03:30 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 07, 2010, 07:33:04 AM
When my cat eats too fast she throws up on the carpet and I hit her with a spatula. :surprised:
Next time you throw up I hope he returns the favor :nono:
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 07, 2010, 08:15:01 AM
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg707.imageshack.us%2Fimg707%2F8366%2Fphotoeld.jpg&hash=ff876a47707f96e4e740f1b32d6c856e0aad336a)
If that is a bear i feel like this should be getting more attention.
Definitely a bear. They're pretty common around here though.
can you ride them? Looks like fun to ride.
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 07, 2010, 08:16:13 AM
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg707.imageshack.us%2Fimg707%2F8366%2Fphotoeld.jpg&hash=ff876a47707f96e4e740f1b32d6c856e0aad336a)
If that is a bear i feel like this should be getting more attention.
Definitely a bear. They're pretty common around here though.
can you ride them? Looks like fun to ride.
LOL
Post by: Pittcat on July 07, 2010, 10:14:12 AM
BEARS ON PORCHES IN KANSAS!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Wait maybe they'll eat/scare off the mountain lions!!1!
:pbj: :excited: :pbj: :excited: :pbj: :excited:
Post by: ew2x4 on July 07, 2010, 11:43:58 AM
:surprised:
BEARS ON PORCHES IN KANSAS!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Wait maybe they'll eat/scare off the mountain lions!!1!
:pbj: :excited: :pbj: :excited: :pbj: :excited:
And I definitely don't live in Kansas.
Post by: jtksu on July 07, 2010, 12:27:09 PM
Post by: reidrolled on July 07, 2010, 12:32:47 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 07, 2010, 12:46:48 PM
So I used to have a litter of kittens names louis, one of them would walk around and made TOOOO MUUUCHH NOOOOIIIISE. Anywho, I made a nifty little invention called kitten gloves and had a really cool infomercial made up for it and everything. Well right before the copyright went through some assholes stole my idea and put it on their stupid tv show.
LOL
Post by: mcmwcat on July 07, 2010, 01:19:58 PM
Post by: mcmwcat on July 07, 2010, 01:20:11 PM
Post by: mcmwcat on July 07, 2010, 01:20:21 PM
Post by: mcmwcat on July 07, 2010, 01:20:32 PM
Post by: mcmwcat on July 07, 2010, 01:20:39 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 07, 2010, 01:23:16 PM
Post by: mcmwcat on July 07, 2010, 01:30:44 PM
:surprised:
pretty cool but not that scary. there were 9 of us. 3 of us w/ bear spray. my wife and sister freaked out a little as they didn't do a good job of bunching up into tight group. i didn't do good job taking trigger lock off my spray and got a little in my bro-in-law's eyes; he was blind for about 5 minutes as we tried to stay out of this grizzly's path. in the end we found out this guy was a little curious rough rider and used to being around human beings which is not good in my book. should have run away from us when we made ourselves known about a third of a mile up the trail. instead as you can see he booked it up the trail to get a better look at us. 5 year old male with big claws (see last image)
Post by: mcmwcat on July 07, 2010, 01:32:15 PM
Post by: bakerman on July 07, 2010, 01:56:33 PM
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had almost this exact picture happen to my family and I at Bear Lake in Rocky Mountain Nt. Park last summer. Except ours was a mom with two cubs. The cubs kept coming up the path toward us being all curious, but was literally 10 yards away from the big fracking mother.
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 07, 2010, 03:00:16 PM
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Wow looks like fun to ride him.
Post by: Pittcat on July 07, 2010, 03:05:36 PM
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Post by: sys on July 07, 2010, 04:57:05 PM
drove from dfw to mex city (2 days) in a biggish american van. parked in parking lot, mumped around for a few hours, and then for some reason opened the hood. 2 adolescent fox squirrels hopped out and sauntered off to find some mexican squirrel honeys. left their nest behind.
Post by: jtksu on July 07, 2010, 05:58:31 PM
Post by: MeatSauce on July 07, 2010, 06:25:27 PM
This was my amazing Bassett Hound, Jack. He's dead. RIP Jack.
Post by: PandaXpanda on July 07, 2010, 07:40:45 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 07, 2010, 07:50:57 PM
Post by: _33 on July 07, 2010, 07:52:00 PM
:surprised:
pretty cool but not that scary. there were 9 of us. 3 of us w/ bear spray. my wife and sister freaked out a little as they didn't do a good job of bunching up into tight group. i didn't do good job taking trigger lock off my spray and got a little in my bro-in-law's eyes; he was blind for about 5 minutes as we tried to stay out of this grizzly's path. in the end we found out this guy was a little curious fracker and used to being around human beings which is not good in my book. should have run away from us when we made ourselves known about a third of a mile up the trail. instead as you can see he booked it up the trail to get a better look at us. 5 year old male with big claws (see last image)
Bear spray? Did you have your bear whistle with you too? I can imagine you pulling a little bottle out of your fanny pack and trying to hit the bear in the eyes with a tiny little stream of spray while he rips your limbs off and eats your face.
Post by: PandaXpanda on July 07, 2010, 07:53:46 PM
:surprised:
pretty cool but not that scary. there were 9 of us. 3 of us w/ bear spray. my wife and sister freaked out a little as they didn't do a good job of bunching up into tight group. i didn't do good job taking trigger lock off my spray and got a little in my bro-in-law's eyes; he was blind for about 5 minutes as we tried to stay out of this grizzly's path. in the end we found out this guy was a little curious fracker and used to being around human beings which is not good in my book. should have run away from us when we made ourselves known about a third of a mile up the trail. instead as you can see he booked it up the trail to get a better look at us. 5 year old male with big claws (see last image)
Bear spray? Did you have your bear whistle with you too? I can imagine you pulling a little bottle out of your fanny pack and trying to hit the bear in the eyes with a tiny little stream of spray while he rips your limbs off and eats your face.
Bear spray is not something to eff around w/. it's not something you carry around on your keychain.
Post by: steve dave on July 07, 2010, 07:54:29 PM
:surprised:
pretty cool but not that scary. there were 9 of us. 3 of us w/ bear spray. my wife and sister freaked out a little as they didn't do a good job of bunching up into tight group. i didn't do good job taking trigger lock off my spray and got a little in my bro-in-law's eyes; he was blind for about 5 minutes as we tried to stay out of this grizzly's path. in the end we found out this guy was a little curious fracker and used to being around human beings which is not good in my book. should have run away from us when we made ourselves known about a third of a mile up the trail. instead as you can see he booked it up the trail to get a better look at us. 5 year old male with big claws (see last image)
Bear spray? Did you have your bear whistle with you too? I can imagine you pulling a little bottle out of your fanny pack and trying to hit the bear in the eyes with a tiny little stream of spray while he rips your limbs off and eats your face.
I was thinking about this earlier. No offense mcmwcat but I would say, "Does a bear crap mcmwcat in the woods?" instead of "yes" on the board for months, MONTHS.
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 08, 2010, 07:30:27 AM
Friend - Hey look there's a bear, we should get outta hear
Me - No problem, I put on my bear spray this morning he won't even bother us.
Friend - Bear spray why didn't you give me any?
Me - Sorry bro, didn't ask.
Friend - He's getting closer, give me some bear spray.
Me- Didn't bring it with me.
Friend - ahhhhh
Bear - nom nom nom
Me _ :gocho:
Post by: ltrain on July 08, 2010, 09:25:53 AM
Post by: Benja on July 08, 2010, 10:14:53 PM
Absolutely heartwarming stuff folks
Post by: mcmwcat on July 09, 2010, 08:06:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcy78rnDKiQ
Absolutely heartwarming stuff folks
:( thought for a second i would be seeing feline centipede
Post by: KSU176 on July 09, 2010, 10:04:21 AM
Post by: steve dave on July 09, 2010, 10:05:23 AM
Post by: _33 on July 09, 2010, 10:45:42 AM
Post by: Benja on July 13, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
if you haven't seen it already, here it is. the infamous "Eagle Vs. Mountain Goat"
:surprised: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafAdkZIYKA :runaway:
Post by: Pete on July 13, 2010, 06:12:17 PM
i'll bump this thread with what has always been and will always be the most insane thing i've ever seen an animal do. there are no words. just watch it dudes.
if you haven't seen it already, here it is. the infamous "Eagle Vs. Mountain Goat"
:surprised: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafAdkZIYKA :runaway:
That's a ruthless rough ridin' bird.
Post by: felix rex on July 13, 2010, 09:37:29 PM
Post by: jtksu on July 13, 2010, 10:24:27 PM
Seems like way too much good footage and camera angles to be real. Also, when mountain goats got on our porch, momma just chased them off with a broom. :dunno:
Pretty sure it was discovered to be a hoax...
Post by: Benja on July 14, 2010, 05:29:36 AM
Seems like way too much good footage and camera angles to be real. Also, when mountain goats got on our porch, momma just chased them off with a broom. :dunno:
Pretty sure it was discovered to be a hoax...
It's not fake. All the footage has been verified real. There's some rumor about the crew that filmed it using a trained eagle or weakened goats, maybe but that sounds kinda doubtful.
Post by: felix rex on July 14, 2010, 03:15:06 PM
Post by: sys on July 14, 2010, 05:42:47 PM
Seems like way too much good footage and camera angles to be real. Also, when mountain goats got on our porch, momma just chased them off with a broom. :dunno:
Pretty sure it was discovered to be a hoax...
It's not fake. All the footage has been verified real. There's some rumor about the crew that filmed it using a trained eagle or weakened goats, maybe but that sounds kinda doubtful.
definitely looks like a trained eagle. also the second animal is dead before the eagle grabs it and drops it. the resolution is pretty shitty, so it's hard to tell what the animals are. the first looks like maybe a spanish or alpine ibex, but could possibly be a wild-pattern domestic goat. the second looks like a chamois, maybe. both are juveniles (hornless, even adult females are horned), so they aren't as big as you might assume.
Post by: sys on July 14, 2010, 05:52:16 PM
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lol.
http://www.ilbirds.com/index.php?topic=32809.0
Post by: jtksu on July 14, 2010, 05:56:27 PM
Post by: sys on July 14, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
Turns out it footage from an old Spanish wildlife series. The goat was dead an the scene staged but it's a wild eagle. Guess the director was outed as having staged lots of scenes for his shows, including throwing capybaras into schools of paranhas. (Totally spacing on the spelling of that fish here...)
the first animal is definitely alive. and there is no way the eagle was wild. absolutely none.
Post by: jtksu on July 14, 2010, 06:11:15 PM
Post by: sys on July 14, 2010, 06:14:27 PM
definitely staged.
yeah, no crap. pretty much all but the very biggest budget nature films are staged. you try wandering randomly around w. a camera and see how long it takes you to film an animal doing something youtubeable.
Post by: ksu1982 on July 14, 2010, 06:38:04 PM
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lol.
http://www.ilbirds.com/index.php?topic=32809.0
On the 2nd page of that link, 2nd post there is a video of a eagle taking down a small deer :surprised:
Post by: VGibsonLives on July 14, 2010, 09:40:56 PM
Post by: jtksu on July 15, 2010, 12:27:53 PM
Saw an amazing donkey act in Nuevo Laredo once. Think the trainer's name was Maria. :fatty:
Did you get beheaded or murdered in any other way while you were there?
Post by: asava on July 15, 2010, 02:18:02 PM
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 18, 2010, 12:56:24 PM
Quote
PORT ANGELES, Wash. | Rangers in Washington state suspect an encounter with a mountain goat killed a hiker in Olympic National Park.
The park service says Robert H. Boardman, 63, of Port Angeles was hurt Saturday near the park’s Klahhane Ridge and died hours later at a Port Angeles hospital. Officials said an early investigation indicates they were caused by an encounter with a goat.
Rangers tracked down and killed the goat. A veterinary pathologist will analyze it.
not sure what is more unbelievable...a goat killing a man, or the fact that they tracked the bastard down and killed it.
Link (http://www.kansascity.com/2010/10/17/2322902_goat-suspected-in-hikers-death.html?storylink=omni_popular)
Post by: steve dave on October 18, 2010, 01:31:34 PM
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 18, 2010, 01:38:21 PM
Post by: bakerman on October 18, 2010, 01:39:17 PM
my cat's breath smells like cat food
:surprised:
Post by: DQ12 on October 18, 2010, 01:56:39 PM
That cat sucked anyways though. New cat is way better.
Post by: jtksu on October 18, 2010, 01:57:53 PM
my cat's breath smells like cat food
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Post by: steve dave on October 18, 2010, 01:58:54 PM
Post by: DQ12 on October 18, 2010, 02:02:43 PM
Post by: _33 on October 18, 2010, 02:18:52 PM
Post by: CHONGS on October 18, 2010, 02:25:21 PM
Why is it so hard to catch a bird/squirrel with a trap made of a milk crate with a stick propping up one end with a string tied to the stick while you wait and hide behind a tree like 20 ft away? Seems like this should work a lot of the time.It works for me all the time. :dunno:
What color crate are you using? (I use red)
Post by: steve dave on October 18, 2010, 02:34:24 PM
Why is it so hard to catch a bird/squirrel with a trap made of a milk crate with a stick propping up one end with a string tied to the stick while you wait and hide behind a tree like 20 ft away? Seems like this should work a lot of the time.
Are you using any kind of bait? Could be your problem.
Post by: Dr. tylerhughes on October 18, 2010, 02:58:09 PM
Anyway, we would feed Carlton sugar cubes. Turns out raccoons clean their food in water before eating it. So Carlton would just sit there spinning that sugar cube in the water until it was totally dissolved! It was literally the cutest thing in the entire world. :love:
Carlton was one amazing :raccoon:
Post by: Pittcat on October 18, 2010, 03:29:02 PM
When I was younger, I had a baby raccoon named Carlton ( <------ FPOBA fan).
Anyway, we would feed Carlton sugar cubes. Turns out raccoons clean their food in water before eating it. So Carlton would just sit there spinning that sugar cube in the water until it was totally dissolved! It was literally the cutest thing in the entire world. :love:
Carlton was one amazing :raccoon:
:opcat:
Post by: Pittcat on October 18, 2010, 03:31:53 PM
Post by: steve dave on October 18, 2010, 03:38:37 PM
When I was younger, I had a baby raccoon named Carlton ( <------ FPOBA fan).
Anyway, we would feed Carlton sugar cubes. Turns out raccoons clean their food in water before eating it. So Carlton would just sit there spinning that sugar cube in the water until it was totally dissolved! It was literally the cutest thing in the entire world. :love:
Carlton was one amazing :raccoon:
You copied that story from my :raccoon: story you SOB :curse:
Post by: _33 on October 18, 2010, 03:55:33 PM
Why is it so hard to catch a bird/squirrel with a trap made of a milk crate with a stick propping up one end with a string tied to the stick while you wait and hide behind a tree like 20 ft away? Seems like this should work a lot of the time.
Are you using any kind of bait? Could be your problem.
Bird seed usually. One time I tried a hot dog.
Post by: Gooch on October 18, 2010, 04:10:47 PM
Post by: jtksu on October 18, 2010, 04:16:37 PM
Post by: HeinBallz on October 18, 2010, 08:44:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWaosOaURfU&feature=related
that bear is like :horrorsurprise: :ohno: :surprised: :ohno:
Post by: Testy Westy on October 18, 2010, 11:47:48 PM
saw this after re-watching the goat/eagle vid. Maybe the bird wasn't trained. :ohno:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWaosOaURfU&feature=related
that bear is like :horrorsurprise: :ohno: :surprised: :ohno:
that was really boring
Post by: asava on October 19, 2010, 09:15:43 AM
saw this after re-watching the goat/eagle vid. Maybe the bird wasn't trained. :ohno:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWaosOaURfU&feature=related
that bear is like :horrorsurprise: :ohno: :surprised: :ohno:
that was really boring
ooooooh sooooo TESTY. YOU'VE JUST BEEN TESTED.
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 19, 2010, 09:16:16 AM
Oddly enough, racoons prefer malt liquor.
:opcat: :opcat:
Post by: sys on October 19, 2010, 10:28:50 AM
Post by: EMAWgeddon on October 19, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg214.imageshack.us%2Fimg214%2F4517%2Fdogride2.jpg&hash=7d3178a181f9afee3b15b1379f3f63689b357954)
Post by: bakerman on October 19, 2010, 10:59:20 AM
Back when I had a convertible, these two dogs I know used to force me to drive them around city park.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg214.imageshack.us%2Fimg214%2F4517%2Fdogride2.jpg&hash=7d3178a181f9afee3b15b1379f3f63689b357954)
I think the more amazing thing is the one on the left having testicles on his chin! :horrorsurprise:
Post by: Pittcat on October 19, 2010, 11:37:06 AM
Back when I had a convertible, these two dogs I know used to force me to drive them around city park.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg214.imageshack.us%2Fimg214%2F4517%2Fdogride2.jpg&hash=7d3178a181f9afee3b15b1379f3f63689b357954)
I think the more amazing thing is the one on the left having testicles on his chin! :horrorsurprise:
My thoughts exactly. :horrorsurprise:
Post by: steve dave on October 19, 2010, 11:59:25 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmond.yfrog.com%2FHimg259%2Fscaled.php%3Ftn%3D0%26amp%3Bserver%3D259%26amp%3Bfilename%3Dss7y.jpg%26amp%3Bxsize%3D640%26amp%3Bysize%3D640&hash=6d8d80c5bff77d9ee025cafd8693ec2177246e72)
this pic is funny
Post by: Pittcat on October 19, 2010, 12:28:24 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmond.yfrog.com%2FHimg259%2Fscaled.php%3Ftn%3D0%26amp%3Bserver%3D259%26amp%3Bfilename%3Dss7y.jpg%26amp%3Bxsize%3D640%26amp%3Bysize%3D640&hash=6d8d80c5bff77d9ee025cafd8693ec2177246e72)
Is this dude censoring, or presenting?
Post by: Dr. tylerhughes on October 19, 2010, 01:10:30 PM
When I was younger, I had a baby raccoon named Carlton ( <------ FPOBA fan).
Anyway, we would feed Carlton sugar cubes. Turns out raccoons clean their food in water before eating it. So Carlton would just sit there spinning that sugar cube in the water until it was totally dissolved! It was literally the cutest thing in the entire world. :love:
Carlton was one amazing :raccoon:
You copied that story from my :raccoon: story you SOB :curse:
Your :raccoon: was named Carlton too... :horrorsurprise:
Post by: asava on October 19, 2010, 01:30:14 PM
then.... :surprised: i see it. dog crap on a cheap rug. i pick up the rug and throw it away. nothing else was touched. that i know of.
Post by: Pittcat on October 19, 2010, 02:45:50 PM
come home from morning classes and expecting my dog to be in his crate, which is where i left him because it was raining outside. open the door and the front end of the crate is laying on the floor. this :confused: = me. how did he get through the crate when the electricity had been on (just like jurassic park. JUST LIKE JURASSIC PARK). someone must have cut the power. crap. now i become tense. i see him dart across the room in a blur. he's circling. just then he jumps up from behind me. clever girl (actually a boy in this situation). he then proceeds to get petted. i scan the house real quick seeing if how much disaster has struck by the mouth of a 10 month old crazed puppy. nothing. its quiet. too quiet. i walk through the house. searching for shredded paper. torn couches. nothing. :dunno: :ohno:
then.... :surprised: i see it. dog crap on a cheap rug. i pick up the rug and throw it away. nothing else was touched. that i know of.
THAT YOU KNOW OF!!!
Post by: CHONGS on October 19, 2010, 02:48:06 PM
come home from morning classes and expecting my dog to be in his crate, which is where i left him because it was raining outside. open the door and the front end of the crate is laying on the floor. this :confused: = me. how did he get through the crate when the electricity had been on (just like jurassic park. JUST LIKE JURASSIC PARK). someone must have cut the power. crap. now i become tense. i see him dart across the room in a blur. he's circling. just then he jumps up from behind me. clever girl (actually a boy in this situation). he then proceeds to get petted. i scan the house real quick seeing if how much disaster has struck by the mouth of a 10 month old crazed puppy. nothing. its quiet. too quiet. i walk through the house. searching for shredded paper. torn couches. nothing. :dunno: :ohno:You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
then.... :surprised: i see it. dog crap on a cheap rug. i pick up the rug and throw it away. nothing else was touched. that i know of.
DO YOU PUT WATER IN THERE TOO!?
Post by: MeatSauce on October 19, 2010, 02:58:12 PM
come home from morning classes and expecting my dog to be in his crate, which is where i left him because it was raining outside. open the door and the front end of the crate is laying on the floor. this :confused: = me. how did he get through the crate when the electricity had been on (just like jurassic park. JUST LIKE JURASSIC PARK). someone must have cut the power. crap. now i become tense. i see him dart across the room in a blur. he's circling. just then he jumps up from behind me. clever girl (actually a boy in this situation). he then proceeds to get petted. i scan the house real quick seeing if how much disaster has struck by the mouth of a 10 month old crazed puppy. nothing. its quiet. too quiet. i walk through the house. searching for shredded paper. torn couches. nothing. :dunno: :ohno:
then.... :surprised: i see it. dog crap on a cheap rug. i pick up the rug and throw it away. nothing else was touched. that i know of.
what kind of dog. w/o the breed, your description of the events is really vague. TIA
Post by: DQ12 on October 19, 2010, 03:12:15 PM
Post by: asava on October 19, 2010, 03:13:04 PM
THAT YOU KNOW OF!!!
:surprised:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
DO YOU PUT WATER IN THERE TOO!?
i may or may not have taken liberties with the story to make it resemble jurassic park, and making my dog sound like a velociraptor.
what kind of dog. w/o the breed, your description of the events is really vague. TIA
rhodesian ridgeback/velociraptor. a velociridgeback.
Post by: CHONGS on October 19, 2010, 03:19:56 PM
Are you fat like Newman then? WHERE ARE THE EGGS JACKASS?!
THAT YOU KNOW OF!!!
:surprised:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
DO YOU PUT WATER IN THERE TOO!?
i may or may not have taken liberties with the story to make it resemble jurassic park, and making my dog sound like a velociraptor.what kind of dog. w/o the breed, your description of the events is really vague. TIA
rhodesian ridgeback/velociraptor. a velociridgeback.
Post by: asava on October 19, 2010, 03:25:47 PM
Are you fat like Newman then? WHERE ARE THE EGGS JACKASS?!
THAT YOU KNOW OF!!!
:surprised:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
DO YOU PUT WATER IN THERE TOO!?
i may or may not have taken liberties with the story to make it resemble jurassic park, and making my dog sound like a velociraptor.what kind of dog. w/o the breed, your description of the events is really vague. TIA
rhodesian ridgeback/velociraptor. a velociridgeback.
would it help if i said that i saw a short stout mailman in glasses and curly black hair scamper away from my house right before i got home? or that the first thing i did was check my barbasol can in the bathroom? it definitely was a half attempt at making it sound like jurassic park. i am sorry, and i apologize. but you are missing the issue. THE NEWMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE. some ridgeback crap on my rug, man. and that rug really tied the room together.
Post by: Pittcat on October 19, 2010, 03:31:21 PM
Post by: CHONGS on October 19, 2010, 03:32:38 PM
Are you fat like Newman then? WHERE ARE THE EGGS JACKASS?!
THAT YOU KNOW OF!!!
:surprised:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
You have an electric crate? What happens if you touch it, does it shock you? HOW BAD?
DO YOU PUT WATER IN THERE TOO!?
i may or may not have taken liberties with the story to make it resemble jurassic park, and making my dog sound like a velociraptor.what kind of dog. w/o the breed, your description of the events is really vague. TIA
rhodesian ridgeback/velociraptor. a velociridgeback.
would it help if i said that i saw a short stout mailman in glasses and curly black hair scamper away from my house right before i got home? or that the first thing i did was check my barbasol can in the bathroom? it definitely was a half attempt at making it sound like jurassic park. i am sorry, and i apologize. but you are missing the issue. THE NEWMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE. some ridgeback crap on my rug, man. and that rug really tied the room together.
Can't you just clean the rug? Or was it "inconsistent" fecal matter?
Post by: asava on October 19, 2010, 04:25:55 PM
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 19, 2010, 05:53:30 PM
looked like watered down pudding.
:horrorsurprise: poor little doggie!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 19, 2010, 05:58:00 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdesmond.yfrog.com%2FHimg259%2Fscaled.php%3Ftn%3D0%26amp%3Bserver%3D259%26amp%3Bfilename%3Dss7y.jpg%26amp%3Bxsize%3D640%26amp%3Bysize%3D640&hash=6d8d80c5bff77d9ee025cafd8693ec2177246e72)
OMG when I saw the Budweiser Clydesdales at the 1996 Summer Olympic Games in Atlanta, GA they all had humongous boners. Especially the one named Mac.
Little Ging was very :runaway: :lol:
Post by: Kat Kid on October 20, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2010, 11:20:31 AM
My dog craps on the bath mat all the time. Coached her up on that. :gocho:
Why don't you coach her up to crap in the toilet or outside?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 20, 2010, 11:34:07 AM
Post by: OK_Cat on October 20, 2010, 11:39:38 AM
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2010, 11:45:47 AM
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
That's disturbing
Post by: bakerman on October 20, 2010, 11:47:11 AM
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Post by: EllToPay on October 20, 2010, 11:56:48 AM
Mrs. ETP and I bought a few pumpkins and mums for the front porch. Three days later two of the pumpkins have been eaten through and the mums destroyed. Borrowed a squirrel trap from my neighbor and have caught one, but still have about six more to go.
How can I keep the squirrels off the pumpkins/mums? Best food to put in squirrel trap?
T-Y,
ETP
Post by: CNS on October 20, 2010, 12:01:08 PM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 20, 2010, 12:05:03 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on October 20, 2010, 12:06:02 PM
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2010, 12:13:05 PM
Best food to put in squirrel trap?
pumpkins or mums
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 20, 2010, 12:18:48 PM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 20, 2010, 12:21:13 PM
Post by: OK_Cat on October 20, 2010, 12:22:34 PM
:horrorsurprise:
Post by: EllToPay on October 20, 2010, 12:24:56 PM
Best food to put in squirrel trap?
pumpkins or mums
:blush:
Post by: EllToPay on October 20, 2010, 12:26:08 PM
my best friends grandma lives in topeka. i happened to run into her two years ago and we talked for a while. "how are you, haven't seen you in a while" kind of stuff. she then proceeds to tell me that she has an ongoing competition with a neighbor of hers over who can shoot the most squirrels and how it wasn't much of a competition because she was beating the guy something like 16 to 5 or something.
do you have the grandma's phone number? is she for hire?
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2010, 12:27:52 PM
Post by: Pittcat on October 20, 2010, 05:44:00 PM
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
Similar thing happened to me earlier this year. Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am. I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi101.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fm71%2Fsgt_corey%2FIMG00005-20100513-0617.jpg&hash=ea24d04de9b3510c201a8eeb73f75f7ddddb0f41)
I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick. Still have no idea how it got inside. Can they pick locks?
Post by: bakerman on October 20, 2010, 05:45:58 PM
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
Similar thing happened to me earlier this year. Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am. I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi101.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fm71%2Fsgt_corey%2FIMG00005-20100513-0617.jpg&hash=ea24d04de9b3510c201a8eeb73f75f7ddddb0f41)
I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick. Still have no idea how it got inside. Can they pick locks?
Obviously! The card it used is lying right next to it!! :runaway: :runaway:
Post by: Pittcat on October 20, 2010, 06:12:52 PM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 20, 2010, 06:33:13 PM
Post by: Pittcat on October 20, 2010, 07:00:17 PM
what kind of backwoods places to you fuckers live??
Turn around. There's a nightcrawler that's about to shank you. :horrorsurprise:
Post by: jtksu on October 20, 2010, 09:56:22 PM
Post by: ChiComCat on October 20, 2010, 10:05:47 PM
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
Similar thing happened to me earlier this year. Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am. I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi101.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fm71%2Fsgt_corey%2FIMG00005-20100513-0617.jpg&hash=ea24d04de9b3510c201a8eeb73f75f7ddddb0f41)
I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick. Still have no idea how it got inside. Can they pick locks?
I read the first part and saw the picture. Kept thinking "What kinda lunatic has cement floors in his living room?" You became a lot less interesting when I read the last part
Post by: Trim on October 21, 2010, 06:31:27 AM
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:
While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom. I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room). I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling.
I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)
Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.
Similar thing happened to me earlier this year. Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am. I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi101.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fm71%2Fsgt_corey%2FIMG00005-20100513-0617.jpg&hash=ea24d04de9b3510c201a8eeb73f75f7ddddb0f41)
I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick. Still have no idea how it got inside. Can they pick locks?
I read the first part and saw the picture. Kept thinking "What kinda lunatic has cement floors in his living room?" You became a lot less interesting when I read the last part
I was going to comment on the perils of basement pillars.
Post by: steve dave on October 21, 2010, 09:06:01 AM
Post by: EllToPay on October 21, 2010, 09:11:42 AM
A rabbitt ate a ton of our tomatos last year. This year? None. What did we do different from last year? Nothing. Solve that mystery Matlock.
Your tomatos this year aren't very good? :dunno:
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 09:14:03 AM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 21, 2010, 09:15:02 AM
A rabbitt ate a ton of our tomatos last year. This year? None. What did we do different from last year? Nothing. Solve that mystery Matlock.
two people in your neighborhood are having a "who can shoot the most rabbits" contest? :dunno:
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 21, 2010, 10:03:27 AM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 21, 2010, 10:08:27 AM
this thread is more annoying then kono's cubs thread
this is funny because cubs are actually animals. merge?
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 10:22:11 AM
Post by: jtksu on October 21, 2010, 02:55:05 PM
Post by: sys on October 24, 2010, 09:30:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
Post by: Trim on October 24, 2010, 09:48:27 PM
the buffalo calf here would have a great animal story if it were a poster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
:surprised:
Post by: HeinBallz on October 25, 2010, 09:48:58 PM
Post by: MeatSauce on October 26, 2010, 10:43:21 AM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 26, 2010, 10:58:24 AM
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/amazing-catch-in-congo-river-5ft-long-100lbs-giant-piranha.html
holy eff. can' wait to watch that episode.
Post by: Pittcat on November 11, 2010, 01:17:56 PM
:barf:
Post by: kitten_mittons on November 12, 2010, 11:39:19 AM
So I'm dog sitting this week for my bro-in-law. Last night the dog-cousin got into my wife's cat's food. I come home for lunch today and I find a warm and runny present on the bedroom floor. So I start to clean it up. When I finish that I "find" a second deposit on the living room floor that she left while I was cleaning up the first mess. And when I say "find" I mean stepped in it and unknowingly spread the magic into the kitchen.Why does your wife eat cat food?
:barf:
Post by: Pittcat on November 12, 2010, 11:40:16 AM
Post by: bakerman on November 12, 2010, 11:45:15 AM
:facepalm:
^This
Post by: steve dave on November 12, 2010, 11:47:43 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boingboing.net%2F2010%2F11%2F11%2FGriz_3.jpg&hash=c447206c07d930d7e8d1b5ea061904ae54dfbca7)
Post by: AppleJack on November 12, 2010, 01:18:58 PM
Post by: jtksu on November 12, 2010, 02:14:25 PM
Post by: HeinBallz on November 12, 2010, 03:54:59 PM
:dunno:
Post by: Booze_Cat on November 12, 2010, 04:38:04 PM
Post by: jtksu on November 12, 2010, 04:55:04 PM
Post by: Trim on November 12, 2010, 05:18:23 PM
Jack the Jack Russell weighs only 17 pounds, and yet he managed to trap the cougar up a tree on Tuesday.
Jack's owner, Chad Strenge, told The Argus Leader that the dog "trees cats all the time," and that the plucky terrier probably "figured it was just a cat."
Professor Jonathan Jenks, who tracks cougar migration patterns, says hunters usually need two or three hounds to chase a lion up a tree. He says the cat probably wasn't hungry enough to attack Jack.
Strenge used a shotgun to knock the mountain lion from the tree and - assisted by Jack - chased and fatally shot it.
Arden Petersen, of the wildlife division of Game, Fish and Parks, told The Madison Daily Leader that no charges will be filed.
Read more: http://www.kansas.com/2010/11/12/1585631/jack-russell-trees-mountain-lion.html#ixzz1574o7I5F
Post by: jtksu on November 12, 2010, 05:19:29 PM
Post by: CNS on November 13, 2010, 10:16:27 AM
Hunting n00bs.
Post by: Pittcat on November 13, 2010, 10:47:05 AM
People hunt Mountain Lions in CO with dogs all the time.
Hunting n00bs.
Emphasis on dogS. Not 1 (one) 17 pound jack russell terrier.
Post by: treysolid on November 14, 2010, 05:22:45 PM
Post by: jtksu on November 14, 2010, 06:25:23 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on November 14, 2010, 07:19:57 PM
Two nights ago we set out two liters of Irish Cream for the neighborhood cats. Around 1 A.M. I went out to find 4 drunk as eff alley cats. I ran after one to see what it would do and it sprinted head first into my truck tire and then climbed a fence where it fell off to the other side.
this is funny.
Post by: steve dave on November 15, 2010, 03:38:42 PM
:surprised:
Post by: asava on November 15, 2010, 03:45:54 PM
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:surprised:
WHAT A DICK! the dude has no chance, and he just seriously messed up that guys nose. and he has a kid! eff that. eff crocodiles.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 15, 2010, 04:40:06 PM
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:surprised:
Wrong thread SD!!
Post by: HeinBallz on November 16, 2010, 12:09:52 AM
When I was young I had two coonhounds- Little Ann and Old Dan. One time, while out coonhunting, we came across a mountain lion!! Little Ann and Old Dan fought off the mountain lion! Sadly, Little Ann died from her injuries sustained during the fight. I guess Old Dan lost the will to live after Ann died because he died of a broken heart a short while later. It was cool though, because I soon discovered a colony of monkeys living in the woods behind my house. Turns out the escaped from a circus train that had derailed. What an awesome summer that was!
Did a red fern grow between where the two dogs where buried? :cry:
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Post by: Pete on November 19, 2010, 05:59:28 AM
Post by: HeinBallz on November 22, 2010, 10:07:47 PM
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/big12north/?action=view¤t=VIDEO0007-1.mp4
what kind of a jackass doesn't know how to rotate his/her video after shooting shitty dutch angle video.
Hey Douchebage, I'm not watching this video on some rotated vizeo kiosk board at the airport.
pfft...... :lol:
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Post by: steve dave on December 04, 2010, 12:40:24 PM
Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2011, 07:39:16 AM
Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2011, 07:42:03 AM
The squirrel that also lives there and is friends with the rabbit eats almonds that I put on the deck railing in the winter....AT LEAST I THOUGHT HE DID! Discovered the motherload of uneaten winter almonds in the herb pot on my deck that I grow basil in. SQUIRREL! :shakesfist:
Post by: _33 on May 02, 2011, 07:55:56 AM
Post by: Benja on May 02, 2011, 09:46:24 AM
This rabbit that lives in my backyard hides behind the same bush everytime I walk back there. I pretend that I can't see him but I can. I see you rabbit! :surprised:
The squirrel that also lives there and is friends with the rabbit eats almonds that I put on the deck railing in the winter....AT LEAST I THOUGHT HE DID! Discovered the motherload of uneaten winter almonds in the herb pot on my deck that I grow basil in. SQUIRREL! :shakesfist:
Haha alright. Good story.
Post by: Benja on May 02, 2011, 09:50:06 AM
Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2011, 09:51:53 AM
Post by: Benja on May 02, 2011, 10:29:47 AM
Post by: asava on May 02, 2011, 11:04:02 AM
Caught a fish the other day. I was of average size, I suppose.
don't you think you're exaggerating a little?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 02, 2011, 11:10:25 AM
Post by: Benja on May 02, 2011, 11:14:24 AM
Post by: EMAWgeddon on May 02, 2011, 11:14:50 AM
Going bear hunting in fall.
Someone in my apartment building received a bear feeder via ups this morning :surprised:
Post by: _33 on May 02, 2011, 11:15:45 AM
Post by: Benja on May 02, 2011, 11:20:18 AM
A black lab was in my yard when I left for work this morning. I took a couple steps towards it and said "get out of here" or something. He started to run but then turned around and just looked at me.
:frown:
Post by: felix rex on May 02, 2011, 11:20:54 AM
Post by: jtksu on May 02, 2011, 11:22:18 AM
Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2011, 11:31:30 AM
Post by: CNS on May 02, 2011, 11:35:32 AM
my neighbors dog can get underneath their fence and comes to visit me like every day when I get the mail. we're basically best buds.
This sounds like horrible news for your sneaky rabbit.
Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2011, 11:36:50 AM
my neighbors dog can get underneath their fence and comes to visit me like every day when I get the mail. we're basically best buds.
This sounds like horrible news for your sneaky rabbit.
I don't know, this dog is pretty small and non-vicious. the rabbit/squirrel combo could probably take him.
Post by: _33 on May 02, 2011, 11:50:28 AM
Post by: felix rex on May 02, 2011, 11:59:14 AM
Post by: pissclams on May 02, 2011, 12:03:30 PM
before he left on his way, he pulled out his flute and played me the most beautiful melody. his favorite dish is spaghetti and meatballs and i'm going to cook him some this weekend and send them to him. we are now friends.
Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2011, 12:04:49 PM
i was walking to get dinner last night and took a shortcut through the forest. about halfway through the forest, i came across a polar bear. he was lost and looked sad. i took him by the paw and walked him to a shortcut that leads from the wold directly to the artic circle. fortunately for him i didn't take him to the shortcut i know in the forest that goes to antartica.
before he left on his way, he pulled out his flute and played me the most beautiful melody. his favorite dish is spaghetti and meatballs and i'm going to cook him some this weekend and send them to him. we are now friends.
FAKE
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 02, 2011, 12:06:28 PM
i was walking to get dinner last night and took a shortcut through the forest. about halfway through the forest, i came across a polar bear. he was lost and looked sad. i took him by the paw and walked him to a shortcut that leads from the wold directly to the artic circle. fortunately for him i didn't take him to the shortcut i know in the forest that goes to antartica.
before he left on his way, he pulled out his flute and played me the most beautiful melody. his favorite dish is spaghetti and meatballs and i'm going to cook him some this weekend and send them to him. we are now friends.
FAKE
I don't know. Sounds like one of those stories that's so crazy it just might be true.....
Post by: Benja on May 02, 2011, 12:06:39 PM
Post by: hemmy on May 02, 2011, 12:07:04 PM
Post by: pissclams on May 02, 2011, 12:12:27 PM
i was walking to get dinner last night and took a shortcut through the forest. about halfway through the forest, i came across a polar bear. he was lost and looked sad. i took him by the paw and walked him to a shortcut that leads from the wold directly to the artic circle. fortunately for him i didn't take him to the shortcut i know in the forest that goes to antartica.
before he left on his way, he pulled out his flute and played me the most beautiful melody. his favorite dish is spaghetti and meatballs and i'm going to cook him some this weekend and send them to him. we are now friends.
FAKE
I don't know. Sounds like one of those stories that's so crazy it just might be true.....
hey guys, lets sit around and make up fake stories about finding polar bears lost in the woods when we're on our way to grab dinner!
:jerk:
Post by: CNS on May 02, 2011, 12:14:49 PM
my neighbors dog can get underneath their fence and comes to visit me like every day when I get the mail. we're basically best buds.
This sounds like horrible news for your sneaky rabbit.
I don't know, this dog is pretty small and non-vicious. the rabbit/squirrel combo could probably take him.
This sounds like horrible news for your best bud. :ohno:
Post by: Trim on May 02, 2011, 02:05:08 PM
Going bear hunting in fall.
This better not conflict with the falconry convention.
Post by: jtksu on May 02, 2011, 02:22:09 PM
Post by: HeinBallz on May 02, 2011, 10:13:28 PM
If a bear walks 1 mile south, 1 mile east, and 1 mile north and ends up the same place it started what color is the bear?
A dirty lie'n jew?
Post by: Booze_Cat on May 02, 2011, 11:24:25 PM
Post by: jtksu on May 02, 2011, 11:37:16 PM
Post by: steve dave on May 03, 2011, 07:57:30 AM
Once saw a certain former BA DL hang a cat from a roof. Apparently the dude doesn't care for cats.
that dumbass better pray to the god of mumped up losers that he doesn't cross paths with me because I will rough ridin' end him
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 03, 2011, 09:13:25 AM
Post by: _33 on May 03, 2011, 09:15:26 AM
My old man has fabricated wire mesh screens around some sunflowers and bean vines that he has around his covered deck. They sheild the sun in the summer and create a nice little canopy. The chipmunks and rabbits really mess with them so he's hooked these mesh screens up to an electric fence current. He is now baiting them with nuts to test the screens and plans on placing one of his trail cams or a small video camera to record the mayhem. I may have youtube video at some point.
:frown:
Post by: steve dave on May 03, 2011, 09:18:10 AM
My old man has fabricated wire mesh screens around some sunflowers and bean vines that he has around his covered deck. They sheild the sun in the summer and create a nice little canopy. The chipmunks and rabbits really mess with them so he's hooked these mesh screens up to an electric fence current. He is now baiting them with nuts to test the screens and plans on placing one of his trail cams or a small video camera to record the mayhem. I may have youtube video at some point.
add 1BW's dad to the list of mumped up weirdos who better hope they don't cross paths with steve dave
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 03, 2011, 09:23:41 AM
Going bear hunting in fall.
This better not conflict with the falconry convention.
Nope. Taking a full week off for both.
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 03, 2011, 12:24:54 PM
Post by: pissclams on May 03, 2011, 12:31:11 PM
Also my bro-in-law used to be roomates with 'clams. :popcorn: Kind of an interesting animal story.
interesting
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Post by: CHONGS on May 04, 2011, 11:30:25 AM
Post by: steve dave on May 04, 2011, 11:49:18 AM
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Post by: The1BigWillie on May 04, 2011, 11:56:48 AM
Post by: _33 on May 04, 2011, 11:59:50 AM
Post by: Pett on May 04, 2011, 12:04:48 PM
Post by: _33 on May 04, 2011, 12:08:20 PM
Post by: AppleJack on May 04, 2011, 12:10:39 PM
He also ate about 40 TUMS one time, never phased him.
Post by: pissclams on May 04, 2011, 12:26:00 PM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 04, 2011, 12:41:27 PM
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 04, 2011, 12:45:13 PM
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
Post by: steve dave on May 04, 2011, 01:43:37 PM
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this guy looks like a baby boo radley
Post by: pissclams on May 04, 2011, 02:24:53 PM
this next one, which you posted a while ago, really really reminds me of him when he was a young buck.
the yellow eyes.
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Post by: HeinBallz on May 04, 2011, 02:44:14 PM
By 6:15, their bellies were on their way to being full with both the mother & father bird cranking away at finding bugs/worms/whatever and they are now safely hiding away from danger in a hanging plant pot with the mother close by. I was going to take pictures of them, but didn't think of it when I had them down.
Also, the whole "mothers will reject baby birds if you've handled them is bullshit.
Post by: steve dave on May 04, 2011, 02:47:58 PM
Post by: CNS on May 04, 2011, 02:49:32 PM
currently getting a new roof :gocho: and heard chirps coming from an overhang last night. I got a ladder and found a small hole where some of the wood had rotted away about the size of a baseball. Listened closely and sure enough there were baby birds chirping. I broke the hole open large enough to get my hand in there and a bird flew out. Feeling around I could feel a big nest and I knew that my decking was going to get replaced and the nest would likely get destroyed. I took a hanging plant pot & moved the nest along with 4 blind/bald/ugly baby birds to the hanging pot so that they wouldn't get killed during today's roof installation. The mother bird couldn't find them because they went to sleep & weren't chirping; I was afraid that I fated them to a cold starving death by moving the nest. Last night around 10:00 I went to check and the mother still hadn't come back, so I brought them inside from the cold so they wouldn't freeze to death. As they warmed up, they chirped a bit, & went to sleep so I locked up the family dog and let the baby birds sleep inside on the Kitchen table. This morning, I woke up around 6:00 to starving baby birds chirping so I put them back outside hoping their mother would find them.
By 6:15, their bellies were on their way to being full with both the mother & father bird cranking away at finding bugs/worms/whatever and they are now safely hiding away from danger in a hanging plant pot with the mother close by. I was going to take pictures of them, but didn't think of it when I had them down.
Also, the whole "mothers will reject baby birds if you've handled them is bullshit.
If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.
Post by: _33 on May 04, 2011, 03:02:41 PM
currently getting a new roof :gocho: and heard chirps coming from an overhang last night. I got a ladder and found a small hole where some of the wood had rotted away about the size of a baseball. Listened closely and sure enough there were baby birds chirping. I broke the hole open large enough to get my hand in there and a bird flew out. Feeling around I could feel a big nest and I knew that my decking was going to get replaced and the nest would likely get destroyed. I took a hanging plant pot & moved the nest along with 4 blind/bald/ugly baby birds to the hanging pot so that they wouldn't get killed during today's roof installation. The mother bird couldn't find them because they went to sleep & weren't chirping; I was afraid that I fated them to a cold starving death by moving the nest. Last night around 10:00 I went to check and the mother still hadn't come back, so I brought them inside from the cold so they wouldn't freeze to death. As they warmed up, they chirped a bit, & went to sleep so I locked up the family dog and let the baby birds sleep inside on the Kitchen table. This morning, I woke up around 6:00 to starving baby birds chirping so I put them back outside hoping their mother would find them.
By 6:15, their bellies were on their way to being full with both the mother & father bird cranking away at finding bugs/worms/whatever and they are now safely hiding away from danger in a hanging plant pot with the mother close by. I was going to take pictures of them, but didn't think of it when I had them down.
Also, the whole "mothers will reject baby birds if you've handled them is bullshit.
Think about how happy the mother and father birds were when they realized their babies were safe. You did a good thing.
Post by: HeinBallz on May 04, 2011, 03:04:29 PM
If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.
:embarrassed:
It'was this: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foklahomabirdsandbutterflies.com%2Fuploads%2FImage%2FBirds%2FEuropean_Starling_close_up.jpg&hash=718bb34fe86ce41c421f0679dd359ca22b33e98c)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 04, 2011, 03:04:55 PM
great story heinballz
Made me tear up just a bit.
Post by: CNS on May 04, 2011, 03:11:35 PM
If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.
:embarrassed:
It'was this: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foklahomabirdsandbutterflies.com%2Fuploads%2FImage%2FBirds%2FEuropean_Starling_close_up.jpg&hash=718bb34fe86ce41c421f0679dd359ca22b33e98c)
Great.
You just helped out the next gen of birds who try to make homes in your grill, crap on your patio(like, a lot), and chase off other non-shitty birds.
Post by: steve dave on May 04, 2011, 03:12:15 PM
Post by: wetwillie on May 04, 2011, 03:13:07 PM
If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.
:embarrassed:
It'was this: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foklahomabirdsandbutterflies.com%2Fuploads%2FImage%2FBirds%2FEuropean_Starling_close_up.jpg&hash=718bb34fe86ce41c421f0679dd359ca22b33e98c)
It's not too late to do the right thing HB
Post by: steve dave on May 04, 2011, 03:14:43 PM
Post by: CNS on May 04, 2011, 03:16:30 PM
that's a beautiful bird. don't listen to cns douchey
They are really mean to other, non-shitty, birds.
Also, they are filthy.
I have a BB gun, that I saved from when I was a little guy, specifically for shooting these out of my back yard.
Post by: jtksu on May 04, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
Post by: HeinBallz on May 04, 2011, 03:19:39 PM
:popcorn:
Post by: CNS on May 04, 2011, 03:34:56 PM
Not supposed to shoot migratory birds. Hell, pretty sure possession of their feathers is even a crime.
:jerk:
Post by: HeinBallz on May 04, 2011, 03:39:45 PM
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 04, 2011, 04:13:36 PM
Yesterday my family and I went to the YMCA for my two oldests swimming lessons. When we got back I realized my wife had left the back door wide open :shakesfist:. Well about 10 minutes after we get back my wife screams from inside the kids room "There's a bird in the house." I went in and sure enough a finch was flying from window to window trying to figure out how to get out of the house. I got a sheet that was on the floor of the room and was going to catch it to release to the back yard but the kids had discovered the bird and running around laughing and yelling. So the bird was freaking out, it bounced off of a couple of windows and then went into the kitchen where it sat in the Kitchen sink. But just as I was about to cover it with my makeshift net. It flew behind the fridge. Then it found it's way out to the back door and flew away. I'm sure it is one of the many birds that hang out on the bird feeder that I have not filled for a while due to the weather being nice. He was probably looking for my bird seed stash.
I know it was not as good of a story as HB's but I think it was a funny animal story.
Post by: CHONGS on May 04, 2011, 04:38:20 PM
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almost went in the wash!
Post by: MeatSauce on May 04, 2011, 04:42:44 PM
great story heinballz
Made me tear up just a bit.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 04, 2011, 04:45:38 PM
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 04, 2011, 05:09:52 PM
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Dogs also live 12 years all the time.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 04, 2011, 05:12:04 PM
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Dogs also live 12 years all the time.
irrelevant and erroneous
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 05, 2011, 07:11:38 AM
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Dogs also live 12 years all the time.
irrelevant and erroneous
Average life span for dogs is 12.8 years. Sounds like your dog died young. Not amazing.
Also, we really need threadrater's cousin, postrater for this thread.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 05, 2011, 07:12:37 AM
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Dogs also live 12 years all the time.
irrelevant and erroneous
Average life span for dogs is 12.8 years. Sounds like your dog died young. Not amazing.
Also, we really need threadrater's cousin, postrater for this thread.
nope, try again. My dog should have lived 98 years. He was so young.
lol @ you looking it up.
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 05, 2011, 10:47:27 AM
So you are saying he was 12 in dog years? Still not amazing. Go to the beginning of this thread and read about my dog we had 17 human years and how much stupid stuff happened to him. That is amazing he lived that long.Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing :dubious:
I guess you missed the 12 year part.
Dogs also live 12 years all the time.
irrelevant and erroneous
Average life span for dogs is 12.8 years. Sounds like your dog died young. Not amazing.
Also, we really need threadrater's cousin, postrater for this thread.
nope, try again. My dog should have lived 98 years. He was so young.
lol @ you looking it up.
Post by: Trim on May 06, 2011, 09:11:26 PM
http://www.kansas.com/2011/05/06/1838692/child-mauled-by-leopard-at-zoo.html
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2011, 09:42:49 PM
It was a leopard being a leopard.
http://www.kansas.com/2011/05/06/1838692/child-mauled-by-leopard-at-zoo.html
I bet that kid was delicious
Post by: scoops callahan on May 06, 2011, 09:48:38 PM
Post by: _33 on May 06, 2011, 11:00:50 PM
Post by: TBL on May 06, 2011, 11:10:24 PM
when my little brother (idiot) was 4 he played basketball with my pet guinea pig... LITERALLY.. he dribbled it, and threw it in the hoop.. it died ):
Good riddance. Overgrown fat rats.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 06, 2011, 11:43:33 PM
Post by: Tobias on May 07, 2011, 12:44:26 AM
Post by: steve dave on May 07, 2011, 06:42:10 AM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
make your chimney out of wood
Post by: steve dave on May 07, 2011, 06:58:05 AM
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http://thisiscolossal.com/2011/05/so-what-did-you-do-when-you-were-six-years-old/
Post by: steve dave on May 07, 2011, 06:59:28 AM
:lol:
Post by: steve dave on May 07, 2011, 07:02:35 AM
:lol:
Post by: scoops callahan on May 07, 2011, 09:06:54 AM
:surprised:
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http://thisiscolossal.com/2011/05/so-what-did-you-do-when-you-were-six-years-old/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. that'd be fun
Post by: scoops callahan on May 07, 2011, 09:09:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u011XHmYq1Q&feature=player_embedded
:lol:
what a bad person. he gonna kill those cats :cry:
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 07, 2011, 09:40:34 AM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
make your chimney out of wood
This seems like I bad idea. If it was made out of wood, wouldn't it attract even more woodpeckers? My dog would kill himself.
Post by: CNS on May 07, 2011, 09:41:26 AM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 07, 2011, 09:43:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u011XHmYq1Q&feature=player_embedded:grin:
:lol:
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 07, 2011, 09:44:00 AM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.
Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.
Post by: CNS on May 07, 2011, 09:55:43 AM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.
Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.
enjoy your rattling chimney metal and freaked out dog and stuff.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 07, 2011, 11:36:02 AM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.
Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.
enjoy your rattling chimney metal and freaked out dog and stuff.
Since I don't have guns, don't know where to get a real owl, and am not astute in the fine art of Falconry, I made need a woodpecker hitman.
PM me if interested and in the Fairway area.
TIA
Post by: wetwillie on May 07, 2011, 11:48:53 AM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?
BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.
Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.
enjoy your rattling chimney metal and freaked out dog and stuff.
Since I don't have guns, don't know where to get a real owl, and am not astute in the fine art of Falconry, I made need a woodpecker hitman.
PM me if interested and in the Fairway area.
TIA
just p.m sys he is the man for the job, probably not the cheapest but will definitely make the problem go away.
Post by: Kat Kid on May 14, 2011, 07:36:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM)
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 14, 2011, 09:28:02 AM
Slightly OT:frown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM)
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 14, 2011, 09:31:42 AM
Woody has moved his pecking up an hour to 6am. He has also shifted to only weekend pecking. He isn't doing it as long now. :pbj: Dog still terrified, but not as much. I am thinking about keeping the woodpecker.
Post by: KCFDcat on May 14, 2011, 02:51:39 PM
Cats...who needs em?
Post by: sys on May 14, 2011, 04:17:31 PM
Woodpecker update:
what kind of a woodpecker is this? where do you live?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 14, 2011, 04:43:56 PM
Had to pull a cat off a telephone pole yesterday, somehow clawed it's way to the top and couldn't get down.
Cats...who needs em?
Yeah, but you did the right thing. You made some little girl's day
Post by: KCFDcat on May 14, 2011, 07:24:07 PM
Had to pull a cat off a telephone pole yesterday, somehow clawed it's way to the top and couldn't get down.
Cats...who needs em?
Yeah, but you did the right thing. You made some little girl's day
it's all part of the job, grabbing kittens out of high places really attracts the ladies.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 15, 2011, 09:06:28 AM
:dunno: Didn't know their were different kinds. Stay away Sys, I am keeping him. His current routine is acceptable, but I will let you know if it changes. If Woody reverts back to his old ways... :shakesfist:Woodpecker update:
what kind of a woodpecker is this? where do you live?
On another note, Someone asked Mrs. SF last night what kind of cat we had. :confused: I had no idea how to answer that question. I mean, its just a cat, you know.
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 15, 2011, 09:18:01 AM
Slightly OT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM)
This is pure gold.
Post by: Kat Kid on June 08, 2011, 05:56:02 PM
:raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon:
Post by: sys on June 08, 2011, 06:11:24 PM
Post by: Stupid Fitz on June 08, 2011, 06:32:21 PM
Woodpecker update:
Gone :cry:
Post by: steve dave on June 22, 2011, 02:33:39 PM
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Post by: CNS on June 22, 2011, 02:36:54 PM
painting your dog to look like a panda....great idea or greatest idea?
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Saw that. Loved the tiger one.(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcnngps.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F06%2Fdog-tiger-small.jpg%3Fw%3D480%26amp%3Bh%3D320&hash=987de6889267ffecf8e9f39150f9c271d373d916)
Post by: steve dave on June 22, 2011, 02:43:46 PM
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Post by: CNS on June 22, 2011, 02:45:00 PM
Post by: sys on June 22, 2011, 03:52:19 PM
Post by: sys on June 22, 2011, 04:14:54 PM
Post by: AbeFroman on June 22, 2011, 04:20:59 PM
Post by: pissclams on June 22, 2011, 05:09:41 PM
Post by: sys on June 22, 2011, 05:28:47 PM
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
current abe to random homeowner - "sorry. i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."
abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
Post by: AppleJack on June 22, 2011, 05:30:37 PM
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
current abe to random homeowner - "sorry. i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."
abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
Post by: AbeFroman on June 22, 2011, 05:31:43 PM
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
current abe to random homeowner - "sorry. i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."
abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
Haha, as if I carried the crap around for 2 miles. It's things like this that make me run faster.
Abe to random homeowner - "Sorry bro, later"
Post by: sys on June 22, 2011, 05:36:22 PM
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
if you send a photo, i can have my illegal chinese stylist tailor a recommendation to your dog's look and personality.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on June 22, 2011, 05:36:57 PM
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
current abe to random homeowner - "sorry. i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."
abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
raccoon obviously
Post by: jtksu on June 22, 2011, 05:38:28 PM
Post by: wetwillie on June 22, 2011, 06:19:59 PM
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
if you send a photo, i can have my illegal chinese stylist tailor a recommendation to your dog's look and personality.
your ability to interweave thread topics seamlessly into other threads while staying on topic is nothing short of an art form.
Post by: kitten_mittons on June 22, 2011, 09:03:46 PM
I would suggest painting him as a more manly dog.Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.
current abe to random homeowner - "sorry. i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."
abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
Post by: CNS on June 23, 2011, 09:37:07 AM
Other dog looks a lot like the tiger, so....tiger.
Post by: steve dave on June 23, 2011, 09:39:29 AM
One of my dogs is a basset hound. Will paint up as a sea lion nicely.
Other dog looks a lot like the tiger, so....tiger.
the basset to sea lion idea is a good one
Post by: Kat Kid on June 23, 2011, 05:25:58 PM
Post by: CNS on June 23, 2011, 05:30:07 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 23, 2011, 11:38:59 PM
Thinking that EPAW should have some purp zebra strips added if he/she is indeed going to be at familyreunionpak.
Make it happen, EMAWgeddon.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 24, 2011, 07:36:59 AM
Post by: sys on June 24, 2011, 01:01:21 PM
Post by: pissclams on July 01, 2011, 12:41:00 PM
http://www.kpvi.com/story.php?id=45849&n=15206
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2011, 12:45:23 PM
Elk Rescues Drowning Marmot
http://www.kpvi.com/story.php?id=45849&n=15206
This is what every local news story should be like
Post by: jc_jax on July 01, 2011, 12:49:08 PM
Post by: pissclams on July 20, 2011, 02:21:00 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 20, 2011, 02:22:07 PM
Post by: DQ12 on July 20, 2011, 02:36:30 PM
saw some elks and mountain goats in CO last week :surprised::lick:
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 20, 2011, 02:42:35 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 20, 2011, 02:51:37 PM
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OMG PSYCHE WRAAAARRRR
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Quit trying to pull up your pants! Give me a boost up!
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Fine, keep running bad person. eff it, I got a hand hold.
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You guys suck at shooting guns, I'm outta here
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You people think I can't get up there? I'm a leopard!
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Post by: Stevesie60 on July 20, 2011, 07:19:40 PM
Post by: pissclams on July 21, 2011, 11:37:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czhpQe-56qg&feature=player_embedded
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 21, 2011, 06:51:05 PM
fantastic video-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czhpQe-56qg&feature=player_embedded
Awesome, this goes on in my house all the time but without GNR playing. It seems that all cats have the same fight moves. That sideways hop attack move makes my Lab haul ass because he knows he is about to get bit.
Post by: pissclams on July 21, 2011, 07:10:47 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 23, 2011, 12:35:21 AM
Post by: pissclams on July 29, 2011, 02:51:53 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/07/29/exp.mxp.viral.puppy.fakes.death.hln
Post by: steve dave on July 29, 2011, 03:02:06 PM
facinating video taken from cnn.com
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/07/29/exp.mxp.viral.puppy.fakes.death.hln
lol'd at that earlier
Post by: sys on July 29, 2011, 03:52:34 PM
Post by: hemmy on July 29, 2011, 04:04:13 PM
facinating video taken from cnn.com
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/07/29/exp.mxp.viral.puppy.fakes.death.hln
Just saw it playing on the tv at work, increds.
Post by: HeinBallz on July 29, 2011, 08:25:30 PM
GO CATS!!! :lynchmob:
Post by: sys on July 29, 2011, 08:52:55 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 29, 2011, 09:15:42 PM
Also, saw an opossum on the way to work yesterday.
Post by: AppleJack on July 29, 2011, 09:30:48 PM
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 30, 2011, 10:01:29 AM
i've never seen the sideways hop attack. it's hilarious.
Hilarious every time, except for DSF (Dog Stupid Fitz). CSF also likes to do the sideways hop attack leading into the lunge and both cat arms around dog neck and bite technique. DSF has not developed any type of defense for this.
Post by: Tobias on July 30, 2011, 11:50:03 AM
i've never seen the sideways hop attack. it's hilarious.
fps kitty
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 30, 2011, 01:09:59 PM
I just gave my dog a treat. Made him bark for it though. :gocho:
Nice
Last time I took DSF to the vet, the vet asked him to shake to get his cookie. DSF kept trying to shake with his left hand and the vet kept pulling the treat back. I kept watching as I was wondering how long it was going to take for DSF to get pissed. Finally I had to step in and tell the DA vet to hold out his right hand if he wanted DSF to shake that hand. I mean, it all worked out in the end but DSF gave him the stink eye on his way out and we talked about how stupid the vet was the whole way home.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 10, 2011, 10:10:45 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 10, 2011, 10:12:14 AM
Post by: DQ12 on August 10, 2011, 10:13:20 AM
Post by: sys on August 10, 2011, 11:08:05 AM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 11, 2011, 05:06:06 PM
Quote
A spider caught a baby lizard and it has been sucking its fluids out today.
http://birdspot.tumblr.com/post/8792889009/a-spider-caught-a-baby-lizard-and-it-has-been
Post by: Pete on August 11, 2011, 05:07:46 PM
Post by: Pete on August 11, 2011, 05:08:25 PM
4 Beta's have died at my home over the last three days. It's my first try. I keep them segregated from each other, but the water is inhospitable or something. The pet store people are going to run some tests on the water and tell me what to do.
Also, I meant the fish. Not the creepy "no girls upstairs during the week" guys with the rock.
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 11, 2011, 05:36:23 PM
Thought this should have it's own thread but thought I'd get just as many responses here.. :blank: (ftp://:blank:)
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 12, 2011, 09:40:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVrN81L6tWc
Post by: Kermit on August 12, 2011, 01:11:33 PM
Post by: pissclams on August 12, 2011, 02:21:43 PM
Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
good job kermit, head, body, or tail? any crunching noises?
Post by: Stupid Fitz on August 12, 2011, 04:02:59 PM
Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
good job kermit, head, body, or tail? any crunching noises?
Um... Mods (other than Clams i guess) please report Kermit's IP address to the authorities. :curse:
Post by: Kermit on August 12, 2011, 05:47:20 PM
Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
good job kermit, head, body, or tail? any crunching noises?
Thanks, it was my first hit and run since 97 I think (which was a racoon or skunk). Little guy couldn't decide which way he wanted to run and ultimately, my front passenger tire made the choice for him. Heard a loud crunching noise.
Post by: steve dave on August 12, 2011, 05:50:30 PM
Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
good job kermit, head, body, or tail? any crunching noises?
Thanks, it was my first hit and run since 97 I think (which was a racoon or skunk). Little guy couldn't decide which way he wanted to run and ultimately, my front passenger tire made the choice for him. Heard a loud crunching noise.
if we meet in person, I will kill you
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 12, 2011, 06:07:00 PM
:horrorsurprise: (ftp://:horrorsurprise:)Had a hit and run with a squirrel this morning on Ward Parkway. :driving:
good job kermit, head, body, or tail? any crunching noises?
Thanks, it was my first hit and run since 97 I think (which was a racoon or skunk). Little guy couldn't decide which way he wanted to run and ultimately, my front passenger tire made the choice for him. Heard a loud crunching noise.
if we meet in person, I will kill you
Post by: Kermit on August 12, 2011, 06:13:03 PM
Quote
if we meet in person, I will kill you
:lol:
:runaway:
:driving:
Post by: hemmy on August 12, 2011, 06:19:15 PM
Post by: _33 on August 12, 2011, 07:05:24 PM
Post by: HeinBallz on August 12, 2011, 07:14:59 PM
Was driving in a car with 2 other people when I spotted a deer a ways off the road and I yelled "Deer!" and pointed and was pretty enthusiastic. The other people in the car barely even looked and acted as if they didn't care. I was all like "wtf is wrong with these people?" Seeing a deer is awesome.
Gah! That happens to me all the rough ridin' time. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!
Post by: Stupid Fitz on August 13, 2011, 01:39:29 PM
Post by: jdagg2003 on August 13, 2011, 11:47:21 PM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 13, 2011, 11:49:51 PM
Giant dead bunny in my yard this morning. No marks on him at all. Pretty sure Kat Stupid Fitz tortured it until it died. This will be her largest kill. Makes me :curse: and :cry: every time. I liked Bugs and will miss him lots. Kat is on punishment.
i have bunnies all over the place. accidently mowed over a family of them last year. felt horrible. then daris dog caught one this year and killed it. daris dog also caught a bird in the back yard and killed it and brought it into the house. so gross. i was like, what the hell are you doing killing that thing and then bringing it in here to boot. good lord. i was just like wtf man?
Post by: pike on August 14, 2011, 12:21:36 AM
I like to think of my cat as "Willie" and the birds were "Gayhawks" :powerespect:
Post by: pissclams on August 15, 2011, 08:44:01 PM
Post by: MichiganisGood on August 15, 2011, 10:07:35 PM
Last night there was a huge toad in my driveway just chilling there, hunting june bugs. So I kneeled down and tossed a couple in front of him and he snatched them up so quick! :horrorsurprise:
Similar story, I smoke and I always like to smoke outside to keep my house from smelling like crap..
Anyway, so I have this toad that sits out there under the flood lights of the garage, you know, eating bugs and what not as they fly around the light.. I'll sit there and watch him snatch those bugs up and sometimes I'll toss junebugs or beetles and slow crap that I can catch with minimal effort(There are MILLIONS of effing bugs down here BTW, another reason the south sucks ass)..
Anyway, one night I was tossing him some beetles and stuff, the usual, and I was having fun doing this and kind of forgot what I was doing and my cigarette had burned all the way down to the filter.. It was still lit and had a huge cherry on it, but without thinking I just kind of tossed it on the ground like usual.. Well, the dumbass toad thought it was another bug and gulped the LIT cigarette down !!!
Oh man, he was pissed after that.. I thought he'd try to spit it out but nah, he just kind of hopped/waddled around in pain for a minute and then was cool..
Post by: pissclams on August 15, 2011, 10:10:56 PM
Post by: jtksu on August 15, 2011, 10:21:55 PM
Post by: Tobias on August 16, 2011, 01:21:35 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 16, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Post by: CNS on August 16, 2011, 09:35:09 AM
Later that day, it was gone. :surprised:
:comeatme: <---my window
Post by: steve dave on August 16, 2011, 09:38:26 AM
Bird flew right into my office window yesterday. Fell to ground and looked all :sdeek: .
Later that day, it was gone. :surprised:
:comeatme: <---my window
the windows over the back of our office overlook a lake where a bald eagle lives. if you look down you can see the roof of the first two stories that jut out further than the upper floors. what did steve dave see on the second floor roof the other day? you guessed it, rabbit's head. did the eagle eat it and leave the head there? did the rabbit explode and it's head landed on the second floor roof? these are mysteries that will never be solved. unsolvable mysteries if you will.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 16, 2011, 09:46:38 AM
Post by: OK_Cat on August 16, 2011, 10:59:16 AM
i hope he does armadillo stuff in animal heaven.
Post by: hemmy on August 16, 2011, 11:29:47 AM
i absolutely destroyed an armadillo the other day on the highway. poor little guy crossed the road during a heavy rain storm...i centered over him, but my car is too low to the ground, apparently. saw several body parts fly out from behind the car.
i hope he does armadillo stuff in animal heaven.
Armadillos jump when they are frightened.
Post by: OK_Cat on August 16, 2011, 12:29:11 PM
Post by: 0.42 on August 16, 2011, 12:43:03 PM
well he jumped his crap right into the bottom of my car.
also known as a 42yardstick post in the smoke your cigars thread
Post by: jtksu on August 16, 2011, 01:32:11 PM
Post by: MichiganisGood on August 16, 2011, 03:09:26 PM
Post by: jtksu on August 16, 2011, 07:26:45 PM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 17, 2011, 06:58:51 AM
Post by: CHONGS on August 17, 2011, 10:12:16 AM
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 17, 2011, 04:41:07 PM
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/mimic_octopus
That's the best animal story yet.
Post by: jtksu on August 17, 2011, 11:10:46 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 18, 2011, 01:31:47 PM
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2011, 01:39:17 PM
you tell me.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 18, 2011, 01:40:14 PM
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2011, 01:43:47 PM
2dum2makegif
no worries. try clicking on this- http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5985.msg330031#msg330031
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 18, 2011, 01:48:08 PM
2dum2makegif
no worries. try clicking on this- http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5985.msg330031#msg330031
LOL, awesome, thanks! :thumbs:
Post by: OK_Cat on August 25, 2011, 10:22:40 AM
Quote
This athletic bobcat leapt 50 feet up a prickly cactus and stayed there for six hours to escape from a ferocious lion. The terrified feline raced across a road and climbed to the top of the Giant Saguaro Cactus in Arizona's Sonoran Desert, which is thought to be up to 300-years-old. The lion circled for a few minutes then left.
:surprised:
Post by: EMAWgeddon on August 25, 2011, 10:45:02 AM
Shark swimming IN THE STREET after hurrican Irene hit Puerto Rico.
Post by: jtksu on August 25, 2011, 01:14:14 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 25, 2011, 08:10:01 PM
Would be better if there was also a Jet in the street.
:lol:
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 25, 2011, 09:02:17 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F337864%2FGIANT-RAT.jpg&hash=e4c944f317c12eab89dc0a80a4f9a2ed86f7ecbf)
Post by: Kermit on August 26, 2011, 01:02:21 PM
:moreira:
Post by: KSUTOMMY on August 27, 2011, 10:00:50 AM
Post by: steve dave on September 06, 2011, 09:08:23 AM
:horrorsurprise:
Post by: pissclams on September 07, 2011, 05:50:39 PM
Post by: fun muffin on September 09, 2011, 05:14:42 PM
Post by: raquetcat on September 09, 2011, 07:52:01 PM
Would be better if there was also a Jet in the street.
this is your best post EVER
Post by: MichiganisGood on September 13, 2011, 12:49:17 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 13, 2011, 01:11:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY&feature=related
Sofa king cute!
Post by: raquetcat on September 13, 2011, 06:44:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY&feature=related
Sofa king cute!
Amazing, I don't know whether to cry or laugh
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 14, 2011, 11:06:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY&feature=related
Sofa king cute!
Amazing, I don't know whether to cry or laugh
Well it was full of drama. I was at first all :love:, then some :surprised:, then some :ohno: and :pray:, then finally :love: :cheers: :pbj:
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 26, 2011, 02:08:04 PM
Post by: DQ12 on September 30, 2011, 02:45:43 AM
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/photos/5/538cad45-8c0b-4ee6-a5c9-f1d3fab8bdc6.html?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/photos/5/538cad45-8c0b-4ee6-a5c9-f1d3fab8bdc6.html?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)
:surprised:
Post by: HeinBallz on October 11, 2011, 07:45:05 PM
Post by: pissclams on October 12, 2011, 02:18:07 PM
Post by: sys on October 12, 2011, 11:46:49 PM
Post by: fun muffin on October 13, 2011, 12:50:36 PM
Post by: AppleJack on October 14, 2011, 04:09:49 PM
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/06/us-greece-dog-idUSTRE7952LX20111006
Post by: Stupid Fitz on October 30, 2011, 09:21:17 AM
oh man, Tank is in trouble..
Post by: chunkles on October 30, 2011, 07:17:02 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 30, 2011, 11:01:07 PM
So I have 2 girl dogs now. Both spayed. The older dog mounts-up & tries to hump the younger one like a boy dog would. We catch her trying to do this 2-5 times a day. I totally support their relationship, btw. Just curious if this happens lots or if this is an amazing scientific discovery (lesbian puppy dogs). Only animal expert types need to reply, tia.
My parents have two girl dogs, both spayed. One mounts the other one about the same amount as yours does.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 01, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
So I have 2 girl dogs now. Both spayed. The older dog mounts-up & tries to hump the younger one like a boy dog would. We catch her trying to do this 2-5 times a day. I totally support their relationship, btw. Just curious if this happens lots or if this is an amazing scientific discovery (lesbian puppy dogs). Only animal expert types need to reply, tia.
My parents have two girl dogs, both spayed. One mounts the other one about the same amount as yours does.
they are fighting you idiots. Break it up before one gets hurt.
Post by: jeans on November 02, 2011, 10:39:43 AM
Post by: jeans on November 02, 2011, 10:40:21 AM
Post by: CNS on November 02, 2011, 10:46:35 AM
i once got in2 a fite with another feline but then like this gopher showed up and we rolled him :thumbs:
:opcat:
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 02, 2011, 03:39:03 PM
i once got in2 a fite with another feline but then like this gopher showed up and we rolled him :thumbs:
:opcat:
No kidding. Mods, please ban jeans the racist cat.
Post by: OK_Cat on November 02, 2011, 03:41:53 PM
Post by: jeans on November 03, 2011, 09:44:22 AM
but i am black cat plz ban urseff :babywillie:i once got in2 a fite with another feline but then like this gopher showed up and we rolled him :thumbs:
:opcat:
No kidding. Mods, please ban jeans the racist cat.
Post by: Fldermaus on November 04, 2011, 07:27:03 AM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 04, 2011, 07:40:08 AM
:ohno: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8861852/Eagle-brings-down-paraglider-over-Himalayas.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8861852/Eagle-brings-down-paraglider-over-Himalayas.html)
holy crap.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 04, 2011, 08:45:27 AM
Post by: steve dave on November 04, 2011, 08:46:16 AM
russian is such an angry sounding language. We should all take a class learn it and then use it at the OOD :ksu:
oh man, that would be pretty great/hard
Post by: AppleJack on November 04, 2011, 09:40:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r2WvKTBg5ME
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 04, 2011, 02:47:09 PM
russian is such an angry sounding language. We should all take a class learn it and then use it at the OOD :ksu:
oh man, that would be pretty great/hard
goEMAW needs to take this on. Time to organize one Russian chant for the OOD.
First step is submissions.
Post by: OregonSmock on November 04, 2011, 02:53:41 PM
One time I saw an owl swoop down and grab a cat but the cat, like, fought back and the owl dropped it about 20 feet off the ground and the cat ran away! :surprised:
/thread
Post by: raquetcat on November 04, 2011, 06:24:19 PM
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r2WvKTBg5ME
the kitten :love:
the laptop :surprised:
that video just got better and better
Post by: raquetcat on November 04, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
One time I saw an owl swoop down and grab a cat but the cat, like, fought back and the owl dropped it about 20 feet off the ground and the cat ran away! :surprised:
/thread
I think one of my cat's growing up got killed by a bird of prey :cry:
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 04, 2011, 06:31:09 PM
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r2WvKTBg5ME
the kitten :love:
the laptop :surprised:
that video just got better and better
omg dog boner at 2:00
:sdeek:
Post by: pissclams on November 08, 2011, 07:53:29 PM
http://egotvonline.com/2011/11/07/pandas-are-a-holes/
Post by: DQ12 on November 08, 2011, 08:10:49 PM
panda expanda:surprised:
http://egotvonline.com/2011/11/07/pandas-are-a-holes/
Post by: Trim on November 08, 2011, 09:05:46 PM
panda expanda
http://egotvonline.com/2011/11/07/pandas-are-a-holes/
:curse:
Post by: Kat Kid on November 09, 2011, 11:48:53 AM
Post by: bakerman on November 09, 2011, 11:51:15 AM
http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2011/11/oscar-you-are-a-funny-dog.html (http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2011/11/oscar-you-are-a-funny-dog.html)
:surprised: My parent's poodle use to walk in the snow doing a handstand to go pee
Post by: pissclams on November 15, 2011, 09:40:17 AM
Post by: mocat on November 15, 2011, 10:35:57 AM
Post by: steve dave on November 21, 2011, 01:02:21 PM
:sdeek:
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 09, 2011, 01:10:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tNc7S.jpg
Post by: 8manpick on December 10, 2011, 12:17:31 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fregretfulmorning.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F11%2F31.jpg&hash=fd8f967b36212af22f2ab54636d981bfb7a60c77)
If only those were cats not dogs...
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 12, 2011, 10:36:04 PM
:sdeek:
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 14, 2011, 06:55:45 PM
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 31, 2012, 01:16:31 PM
This doesn't really fit here, but this is as close as I could get.
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 31, 2012, 01:20:18 PM
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 31, 2012, 01:21:00 PM
Post by: pissclams on January 31, 2012, 01:21:15 PM
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 31, 2012, 01:21:44 PM
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 31, 2012, 01:26:19 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftedproxy.topscms.com%2F%2FMetroNews%2FPublished%2Fimages%2F97%2F3b%2F726f899a4bc5b6e1656a0956d784.png&hash=09feeb3c5996051e168e3a6128fbb9fa98f173dc)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftedproxy.topscms.com%2F%2FMetroNews%2FPublished%2Fimages%2Fa7%2Ff3%2F19ea607d422eb4f2eee6a3658473.png&hash=b59f45b953f87b71a698eb070f5b49e47a5fac34)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftedproxy.topscms.com%2F%2FMetroNews%2FPublished%2Fimages%2F97%2F09%2F6842e2da4f17980c91f004e252e9.png&hash=5d7a7b0a2d7d149e168519345ae5cf36d4f6418b)
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 31, 2012, 01:36:23 PM
:frown:
Post by: wetwillie on January 31, 2012, 01:37:28 PM
**PRO TIP** Do not type "Cat breading" into google image search. It will correct it to cat breeding. . .
:frown:
some images just can't be unseen
Post by: Rams on January 31, 2012, 01:56:47 PM
To the Google machine! :cheese:**PRO TIP** Do not type "Cat breading" into google image search. It will correct it to cat breeding. . .
:frown:
some images just can't be unseen
Post by: steve dave on January 31, 2012, 03:11:58 PM
Post by: bakerman on February 10, 2012, 03:48:06 PM
Fantastic
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmsnbcmedia4.msn.com%2Fj%2FMSNBC%2FComponents%2FPhoto%2F_new%2F120210-science-squirrel-125p.grid-6x2.jpg&hash=88a184bc0db8d594b3b77ac4bb67c488f31893b2)
Post by: pissclams on February 11, 2012, 02:49:59 AM
clams, post pics of breaded boo when possible. tia.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg7.imageshack.us%2Fimg7%2F3555%2Fhjguf.jpg&hash=dd5ac8eb85e29efd4e956d111445de1b2212fa64)
Post by: Pete on February 11, 2012, 08:21:55 AM
Post by: steve dave on February 11, 2012, 08:31:22 AM
Sent from my PC36100 using Tapatalk
Post by: Trim on February 11, 2012, 10:57:44 AM
Post by: bakerman on February 13, 2012, 12:51:14 PM
http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/bread-that-cat-game.jsp
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 13, 2012, 12:52:55 PM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 13, 2012, 12:58:33 PM
:surprised:
http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/bread-that-cat-game.jsp
58550.
I dont know how to play.
Post by: bakerman on February 13, 2012, 01:05:59 PM
:surprised:
http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/bread-that-cat-game.jsp
58550.
I dont know how to play.
throw bread on the cats jumping at you.
Post by: Kat Kid on February 19, 2012, 09:56:33 AM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 22, 2012, 08:33:20 PM
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 22, 2012, 08:35:42 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache2.artprintimages.com%2Fp%2FLRG%2F26%2F2679%2F13ZUD00Z%2Fart-print%2Fafrican-pygmy-hedgehog.jpg&hash=9b99b32823046b15916a23dd50fc1af4861722f9)
Post by: Pete on February 22, 2012, 08:46:02 PM
Not really a story, but we now have one of these little fellas.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache2.artprintimages.com%2Fp%2FLRG%2F26%2F2679%2F13ZUD00Z%2Fart-print%2Fafrican-pygmy-hedgehog.jpg&hash=9b99b32823046b15916a23dd50fc1af4861722f9)
What does it do? Does it smell?
Post by: steve dave on February 22, 2012, 08:47:25 PM
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 22, 2012, 08:51:07 PM
Post by: Pete on February 22, 2012, 08:52:53 PM
It walks around looking adorable. If it doesn't like you it balls up when you try to touch it, but eventually gets used to you. Doesn't smell. Not fast.
What do you keep it in?
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 22, 2012, 08:54:22 PM
Currently, a large steralite storage bin with pine bedding and whatnot. It's too stupid/scared/small to crawl out so it doesn't need a full cage yet.It walks around looking adorable. If it doesn't like you it balls up when you try to touch it, but eventually gets used to you. Doesn't smell. Not fast.
What do you keep it in?
Post by: Rams on February 22, 2012, 09:24:56 PM
It walks around looking adorable. If it doesn't like you it balls up when you try to touch it, but eventually gets used to you. Doesn't smell. Not fast.
I can't tell you how disappointing this is. :frown:
Do you think maybe you got a bad one or that it will develop speed over time?
Post by: SwiftCat on February 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
I can't tell you how disappointing this is. :frown:
Do you think maybe you got a bad one or that it will develop speed over time?
:lol: :lol:
Post by: AppleJack on February 23, 2012, 04:53:31 PM
Post by: CNS on February 23, 2012, 04:53:47 PM
Is that a gerbil? If so I will kill it.
No you won't....
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 23, 2012, 06:20:21 PM
Post by: Stupid Fitz on February 23, 2012, 06:31:40 PM
it seems to poop a lot.
Seems like a terrible pet so far.
Post by: Bloodfart on February 23, 2012, 06:58:07 PM
Not really a story, but we now have one of these little fellas.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache2.artprintimages.com%2Fp%2FLRG%2F26%2F2679%2F13ZUD00Z%2Fart-print%2Fafrican-pygmy-hedgehog.jpg&hash=9b99b32823046b15916a23dd50fc1af4861722f9)
Does it make any noises?
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 23, 2012, 07:10:34 PM
Post by: wetwillie on February 23, 2012, 07:11:30 PM
Post by: steve dave on February 23, 2012, 07:13:00 PM
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 23, 2012, 08:28:14 PM
Are you going to find it a suitable mate?no
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 23, 2012, 08:29:18 PM
saul, feed it spaghetti o's and take vidi'm no hedgehog expert but I don't think you are supposed to feed it canned pasta.
I did feed it a dried pineapple chunk and recorded that...
Post by: kim carnes on February 23, 2012, 09:34:22 PM
saul, feed it spaghetti o's and take vidi'm no hedgehog expert but I don't think you are supposed to feed it canned pasta.
I did feed it a dried pineapple chunk and recorded that...
Is his name Sonic? :lol:
Post by: pissclams on February 24, 2012, 09:49:52 AM
Post by: Catchacold on February 24, 2012, 09:54:16 AM
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 24, 2012, 10:53:38 AM
saul - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001UZRPJI/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=epiemp0a-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B001UZRPJInice, do they have a tatooine hide out for lizards (skinks)?
Post by: steve dave on February 25, 2012, 08:58:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj5huCuhD_Q&feature=youtu.be
Post by: Bloodfart on February 25, 2012, 11:53:08 PM
snoring hummingbird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj5huCuhD_Q&feature=youtu.be
:thumbs:
Wonder what the little guy was dreamin' about?
Hope it was sumthin sweeeeeeeet. amirite.
Post by: steve dave on March 12, 2012, 07:07:26 PM
Post by: pissclams on March 12, 2012, 07:26:32 PM
Post by: steve dave on March 12, 2012, 07:29:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlS3w1GGE8g
Post by: kim carnes on March 12, 2012, 07:38:51 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.neatorama.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2Fenhanced-buzz-16690-1330102906-29.jpg&hash=ee8f20f0670013dd8ea6cb29383e0981679c104b)
:lol:
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 20, 2012, 02:20:47 PM
Post by: steve dave on April 20, 2012, 02:35:55 PM
that's really sad. Did the bird drown from chocolate?
probably had a belly ache. probably worth it though.
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2012, 03:05:43 PM
It's a little bit like how the man vs. food guy is def going to die from heart diseasethat's really sad. Did the bird drown from chocolate?
probably had a belly ache. probably worth it though.
Post by: _33 on April 20, 2012, 03:11:39 PM
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2012, 03:19:47 PM
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.You were an owl last week?
:surprised:
Post by: steve dave on April 20, 2012, 03:21:08 PM
Post by: DQ12 on April 20, 2012, 03:22:22 PM
Post by: _33 on April 20, 2012, 04:13:54 PM
Post by: Tobias on April 20, 2012, 11:24:49 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcatholiclane.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fowl.jpg&hash=cffa1a66c7f9cf5de7bb4f7db7d620f748a0e9b0)
i enjoyed this _33
Post by: steve dave on April 23, 2012, 09:22:31 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.gawkerassets.com%2Fimg%2F17kh2ggd1mgv6jpg%2Foriginal.jpg&hash=519cc213dcc40572ec9f74aa8ce10d3280d04443)
Post by: Rams on April 23, 2012, 08:39:55 PM
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.
Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.
Post by: _33 on April 23, 2012, 09:43:03 PM
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.
Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.
Yep, that was me. I had just eaten their eggs and taken a dump in their nest.
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 23, 2012, 09:49:09 PM
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.
Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.
Yep, that was me. I had just eaten their eggs and taken a dump in their nest.
if _33 could clone himself and post fifteen more times a day then he would maybe tie w/ sd as best poster.
Post by: HeinBallz on April 23, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
Post by: Bloodfart on April 23, 2012, 09:51:49 PM
Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.
Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.
Yep, that was me. I had just eaten their eggs and taken a dump in their nest.
if _33 could clone himself and post fifteen more times a day then he would maybe tie w/ sd as best poster.
That was somebody's soul man.
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 23, 2012, 10:07:02 PM
Post by: sys on April 23, 2012, 10:14:52 PM
Owls & crows are natural enemies. They are also both natural enemies of turkeys. WEIRD HUH?
not weird, impossible. the enemy of your enemy is your friend.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 23, 2012, 10:29:56 PM
Post by: kitten_mittons on April 24, 2012, 10:23:07 AM
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Post by: pissclams on April 24, 2012, 01:34:56 PM
Post by: kitten_mittons on April 24, 2012, 09:42:18 PM
they do have eyebrows and those aren't them. gmafb. you thought those were real?No, those are definitely not eyebrows. They are censored bars over the cat's eyebrows. Jesus, what kind of person am I dealing with here?
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Post by: pissclams on April 25, 2012, 04:48:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SKRgktzRvZ0
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 03, 2012, 01:01:31 PM
Post by: Bloodfart on May 20, 2012, 11:50:29 PM
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 22, 2012, 09:08:35 AM
:lol:
Post by: slobber on May 22, 2012, 09:16:05 AM
Yesterday, while I was out for my run, I saw a little groundhog, and I was like. Oh man, that thing looks cuddly. I want to hold it. I didn't hold it, I just ran past, and I looked back and it was chasing me! I was like :runaway: . And then he ran into his hole. He wasn't even chasing me, he was just scared and trying to go home! I can't believe it.Great, great story. Did you actually speed up for a second?
:lol:
Not groundhog related, but I've had a few dogs chase me when I am out for a run. I try to maintain my pace and ignore them, but I have my fists clinched so I can knock 'em the eff out if they try to attack. (I know that probably won't work, but what else you going to do...out run a dog?)
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 22, 2012, 12:26:53 PM
Great, great story. Did you actually speed up for a second?Boy did I!
Post by: steve dave on May 22, 2012, 12:33:40 PM
Post by: CNS on May 22, 2012, 12:36:07 PM
Post by: AppleJack on May 22, 2012, 12:39:04 PM
Post by: Trim on May 22, 2012, 12:39:32 PM
Let me know if you guys see any gerbils.
:lol:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 22, 2012, 12:41:52 PM
Post by: Trim on May 22, 2012, 12:43:56 PM
(I was a 9)
Is that what mama fanning told you?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 22, 2012, 01:02:12 PM
Yep. she obviously lied to me.(I was a 9)
Is that what mama fanning told you?
Post by: sys on May 24, 2012, 01:29:20 AM
what else you going to do...out run a dog?
kick.
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 01, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Anyways, at the end of the gator show you could get your picture taken sitting on an alligator (a small one, with its mouth taped). I got in line, and quickly realized this was only for children, but the gator people didn't seem to care.
Well, this was kind of embarrassing for me as I was waiting there and seeing little 5 year old kids sit on the alligator to get their pictures taken, and I was contemplating how I was going to get my picture taken without crushing the thing.
My turn arrives, the alligator takes one look at me, and obviously thinks to him/herself "eff this" and runs away. Gator lady yells at me "GRAB IT!"
I grabbed its tail and drug it towards me like a seasoned baby alligator hunter, and got my photo op.
Post by: steve dave on June 01, 2012, 07:47:13 AM
Post by: pissclams on June 01, 2012, 09:39:16 AM
Post by: CNS on June 05, 2012, 10:45:33 AM
http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2012/06/05/horrifying-or-hilarious-artist-honors-dead-cat-as-orvillecopter/ (http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2012/06/05/horrifying-or-hilarious-artist-honors-dead-cat-as-orvillecopter/)
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Post by: CNS on June 05, 2012, 11:03:27 AM
Post by: SwiftCat on June 05, 2012, 11:07:36 AM
Post by: HeinBallz on June 05, 2012, 01:24:01 PM
I was just coming here to post this...
We should stop Harley day and do this instead in formation fly overs with color smoke streamers.
http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2012/06/05/horrifying-or-hilarious-artist-honors-dead-cat-as-orvillecopter/ (http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2012/06/05/horrifying-or-hilarious-artist-honors-dead-cat-as-orvillecopter/)
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I would have triple luked that thing.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 25, 2012, 09:22:59 PM
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 25, 2012, 09:56:34 PM
7 years ago I went to Florida with my wife and her family. We went to a place called "Gatorland" or something like that.
Anyways, at the end of the gator show you could get your picture taken sitting on an alligator (a small one, with its mouth taped). I got in line, and quickly realized this was only for children, but the gator people didn't seem to care.
Well, this was kind of embarrassing for me as I was waiting there and seeing little 5 year old kids sit on the alligator to get their pictures taken, and I was contemplating how I was going to get my picture taken without crushing the thing.
My turn arrives, the alligator takes one look at me, and obviously thinks to him/herself "eff this" and runs away. Gator lady yells at me "GRAB IT!"
I grabbed its tail and drug it towards me like a seasoned baby alligator hunter, and got my photo op.
LOL
Post by: kim carnes on June 25, 2012, 10:55:16 PM
http://gma.yahoo.com/video/pets-26594274/bear-cub-stuck-hanging-from-garage-door-29784031.html
Post by: PurpleBear on June 25, 2012, 11:16:52 PM
oh man, how adorable
http://gma.yahoo.com/video/pets-26594274/bear-cub-stuck-hanging-from-garage-door-29784031.html
This is great. I'm just a sucker for bear stories. :D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=InEG5ciqgfY
Post by: Bloodfart on July 02, 2012, 09:46:03 PM
Post by: kitten_mittons on July 03, 2012, 09:13:41 AM
Post by: asava on July 03, 2012, 10:48:58 AM
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oh god.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 03, 2012, 11:17:10 AM
Post by: asava on July 03, 2012, 11:31:29 AM
:frown:
i'm still sad thinking about it. please tell me the story had a good ending. like they shot it with a tranq and it fell onto a trampoline and then into a mini pool and then unicorns frolic'd in unison to celebrate the joyous occasion.
Post by: Trim on July 03, 2012, 11:36:15 AM
:frown:
i'm still sad thinking about it. please tell me the story had a good ending. like they shot it with a tranq and it fell onto a trampoline and then into a mini pool and then unicorns frolic'd in unison to celebrate the joyous occasion.
Don't worry, it's shopped.
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2012, 11:42:43 AM
Post by: asava on July 03, 2012, 11:52:10 AM
Post by: Dub on July 03, 2012, 12:01:56 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2012, 12:03:17 PM
Post by: 'taterblast on July 05, 2012, 11:27:27 AM
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how in the the hell.... :horrorsurprise:
Post by: steve dave on July 05, 2012, 11:32:42 AM
saw a bald eagle at the lake by my house the other day! :D
pretty majestic!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 05, 2012, 11:54:12 AM
:frown:
i'm still sad thinking about it. please tell me the story had a good ending. like they shot it with a tranq and it fell onto a trampoline and then into a mini pool and then unicorns frolic'd in unison to celebrate the joyous occasion.
if this is the same bear...he should be ok.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-07-07-bear-desert_N.htm
Post by: DQ12 on July 05, 2012, 11:55:31 AM
plus it was near the 4th of july! bet that was a cool moment!saw a bald eagle at the lake by my house the other day! :D
pretty majestic!
Post by: DQ12 on July 05, 2012, 07:27:41 PM
Not for doggies!
:lol:
Post by: hemmy on July 10, 2012, 10:02:49 AM
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A Florida teenager has lost his right arm below the elbow to an attacking alligator.
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Jorge Pino told Fort Myers television station WBBH the teen's arm was still inside the 11-foot alligator when it was hunted down and killed Monday evening.
The television station reports 17-year-old Kaleb Langdale was rushed to a Fort Myers hospital but the arm couldn't be reattached.
Langdale was swimming in the Caloosahatchee River near Moore Haven when the attack occurred. A friend told ClickOrlando.com that he’s been around alligators his entire life and offered the gator his arm to avoid more serious injuries.
"He's smart enough to know that if he offers him (alligator) his arm, he’s not going to take his torso," Matt Baker, the friend said.
Rebecca Langdale, the teen's sister, said her brother took the gator by the chin "like he saw on TV a million times." He turned to swim and the alligator grabbed his arm.
"He knew once it grabbed his arm, he was going to lose it," she told The News-Press.com. "So he put both feet on the alligator’s head and pushed and pretty much took his own arm off before the alligator could."
Post by: CNS on July 10, 2012, 10:09:08 AM
Still have both arms. :surprised:
True story.
Post by: asava on July 10, 2012, 10:57:24 AM
Post by: Mr Bread on July 10, 2012, 11:09:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded)
Those pandas are naturals at sliding.
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 10, 2012, 07:13:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded)
Estimates on getting a license to own a pet panda?
Post by: pissclams on July 10, 2012, 07:36:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA&feature=player_embedded)
Estimates on getting a license to own a pet panda?
$0
i don't even have a license and i have a shitload of pandas everywhere
Post by: pissclams on July 11, 2012, 10:10:51 AM
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
Post by: DQ12 on July 11, 2012, 10:18:34 AM
wild racoons attackobvious steve dave bait.
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
Post by: DQ12 on July 11, 2012, 10:22:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwr-mYVJiw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwr-mYVJiw&feature=related)
Post by: CNS on July 11, 2012, 10:30:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I)
Post by: asava on July 11, 2012, 11:04:50 AM
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
"if it was anyone less athletic" LOL, NOT ATHLETIC, JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY RACCOONS.
i legitimately think i could beat the crap out of 5 raccoons. if i had my dog as a side kick: 10 raccoons.
Post by: _33 on July 11, 2012, 11:09:45 AM
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
"if it was anyone less athletic" LOL, NOT ATHLETIC, JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY RACCOONS.
i legitimately think i could beat the crap out of 5 raccoons. if i had my dog as a side kick: 10 raccoons.
This is a rare occurrence. I've been toe to toe with a gang of raccoons several times and they always back down without a fight. Basically raccoons talk a big game but they don't back it up.
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2012, 11:12:10 AM
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
"if it was anyone less athletic" LOL, NOT ATHLETIC, JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY RACCOONS.
i legitimately think i could beat the crap out of 5 raccoons. if i had my dog as a side kick: 10 raccoons.
Lets examine this "beat the crap out of 5 racoons by myself" situation.
At first I thought no way, then I remembered that Asava is an amazing soccer player who pretty much could of played in the world cup but wanted to go to KSU instead. I feel like you could send at least 2 raccoons to the moon with soccer kicks before the other 3 got to you. Then its just 1v3 and thats pretty easy
HOWEVER, if you were given some sort of stick, lets say....a softball bat...i think it might actualy hurt you. Instead of focusing on booting the first 2 coons into the upper atmosphere you would instead be trying to connect with pinpoint swings that would only send the coons dribbling 5 feet away from you. Eventually one would get you by the jugular and your done for.
Post by: Mr Bread on July 11, 2012, 11:44:26 AM
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
"if it was anyone less athletic" LOL, NOT ATHLETIC, JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY RACCOONS.
i legitimately think i could beat the crap out of 5 raccoons. if i had my dog as a side kick: 10 raccoons.
Lets examine this "beat the crap out of 5 racoons by myself" situation.
At first I thought no way, then I remembered that Asava is an amazing soccer player who pretty much could of played in the world cup but wanted to go to KSU instead. I feel like you could send at least 2 raccoons to the moon with soccer kicks before the other 3 got to you. Then its just 1v3 and thats pretty easy
HOWEVER, if you were given some sort of stick, lets say....a softball bat...i think it might actualy hurt you. Instead of focusing on booting the first 2 coons into the upper atmosphere you would instead be trying to connect with pinpoint swings that would only send the coons dribbling 5 feet away from you. Eventually one would get you by the jugular and your done for.
Even if you win the battle, you might lose the war. Might get the rabies and not know it until it's too late. Coons 1 Asava 0
Post by: asava on July 11, 2012, 11:53:20 AM
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
"if it was anyone less athletic" LOL, NOT ATHLETIC, JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY RACCOONS.
i legitimately think i could beat the crap out of 5 raccoons. if i had my dog as a side kick: 10 raccoons.
Lets examine this "beat the crap out of 5 racoons by myself" situation.
At first I thought no way, then I remembered that Asava is an amazing soccer player who pretty much could of played in the world cup but wanted to go to KSU instead. I feel like you could send at least 2 raccoons to the moon with soccer kicks before the other 3 got to you. Then its just 1v3 and thats pretty easy
HOWEVER, if you were given some sort of stick, lets say....a softball bat...i think it might actualy hurt you. Instead of focusing on booting the first 2 coons into the upper atmosphere you would instead be trying to connect with pinpoint swings that would only send the coons dribbling 5 feet away from you. Eventually one would get you by the jugular and your done for.
as the only one here who has won a title in softball (evidenced by the old guys whining about being sore after softball in the beer league thread), i can safely say that base hits win you games. and thus, will win me the war against raccoons.
Even if you win the battle, you might lose the war. Might get the rabies and not know it until it's too late. Coons 1 Asava 0
had not considered rabies. does that make them stronger? give them special powers?
Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2012, 12:15:07 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 11, 2012, 04:04:59 PM
fake Clams loves sodium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I)
I'm not even sure that was fake Clams!
Post by: Mr Bread on July 11, 2012, 04:18:22 PM
holy crap, just saw this post by mr. bread. brought up the same basic principle in my 1 on 5 rodent fight scenario. we should be best friends mr. bread.
:love: Yes, I'm in! Does this mean I can drop in on some manner of pak and not get picked on or talked about when I go to pee, like how it's weird that I actually showed up even though I'm not natural born EMAW? Probably too soon. I get a little ahead of myself and also handsy. Play it cool Mr Bread, play it cool.
Post by: asava on July 11, 2012, 04:32:46 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2012, 05:52:16 PM
wild racoons attack
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/07/11/dnt-wa-woman-attacked-by-racoons.komo
they should have eaten that bitch for raccoon thanksgiving feast
Post by: Frankenklein on July 11, 2012, 07:38:21 PM
Post by: O-town Kat on July 11, 2012, 08:51:27 PM
Post by: pissclams on July 11, 2012, 09:12:51 PM
seriously, if i was a ray, i would have been clowning that punk Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) with my tail whip
Post by: hemmy on July 11, 2012, 09:16:04 PM
Post by: O-town Kat on July 11, 2012, 09:24:04 PM
Post by: sys on July 11, 2012, 09:45:43 PM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 17, 2012, 05:00:32 PM
:horrorsurprise:
Post by: Kat Kid on July 17, 2012, 05:24:54 PM
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One summer night during my high school years, a few friends and I were playing a pickup basketball game on the hoop in my buddy Paul's uncle's driveway. So, we're out there playing and I'm standing at the top of the key with the ball, when all of a sudden I hear a quick buzzing sound next to my left ear and some sort of flying demon spawn tries to dive-bomb my ear canal. I lose my dribble as I'm swatting it away, the kid defending snatches the ball and turns around for the easy lay-up, I utter some profanities and think that's the end of it.
HOWEVAH, after the game has ended and we're all standing there talking, I suddenly feel something moving around inside of my left ear. I immediately have Paul get a flashlight from his uncle's house and have my buddies looking inside my left ear to see if there's a god damn bug in there. None of them can see anything, but every 2-3 minutes now, I feel something moving or flapping in there and start uncontrollably swatting at my ear.
After about 10 minutes I decide I have to go home and get my parents to drive me to the hospital, cause there's definitely something wrong. It's right at this point that the chick I work with comes out of her friend's house next door. She just happened to be over there, and she sees me and starts walking over to say hi. I proceed to chit-chat with her and endure a 30-minute conversation (which felt like it was 6 hours) with this thing moving around inside of my head, INCHING CLOSER TO MY BRAIN WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND, all while resisting the involuntary impulse to punch myself directly in the ear every time it starts moving.
Finally, the girl mercifully ends the conversation and I immediately hop on my bike and book it home, barge through my front door, and tell my dad he has to drive me to the hospital because there is a bug in my ear. You can imagine how that went over.
After subjecting me to a 15-minute long interrogation regarding whether or not I had taken drugs or had been drinking, all through which I was periodically swatting at my own head, my father finally agrees to drive me to the E.R. Upon admission, the attending physician takes a quick look inside my ear with that ear magnifying glass thingy, grabs some high pressure air/water blaster apparatus, and proceeds to fire it into my ear canal. Much to everyone's surprise (save me and the physician), out with the water comes a MASSIVE MOTH.
Mothzilla, I tell you. It was humungous. AND STILL ALIVE.
The physician squishes and kills the perp, laughs, and says to me, "You're the fifth one tonight." Ever since I have taken to immediately covering my ears any time a moth flies into a room, and am absolutely petrified of moths in general.
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 17, 2012, 05:26:05 PM
Post by: Cire on July 17, 2012, 10:17:06 PM
Post by: AngelsGreenCard on July 18, 2012, 06:13:26 PM
One of the few rules of camp was no snacks and with my great luck I was paired with
a heavier boy. He ended up eating a whole bag of cheetos and DIDNT lick it off his fingers
or around his mouth. Needless to say later in the night I was woken by his screams because
a raccoon was sitting on his chest licking the crumbs off his face! :horrorsurprise:
Post by: pissclams on July 19, 2012, 09:35:16 AM
kind of interesting, kind of dumb
Post by: Unruly on July 19, 2012, 11:58:41 AM
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay...it tried to eat my cell phone...I ran away
This post deserves some props.
Lol'd
Post by: Kat Kid on July 22, 2012, 11:16:22 AM
Post by: Cire on July 25, 2012, 11:59:22 AM
Post by: SwiftCat on July 25, 2012, 12:15:39 PM
holy crap, just saw this post by mr. bread. brought up the same basic principle in my 1 on 5 rodent fight scenario. we should be best friends mr. bread.
:love: Yes, I'm in! Does this mean I can drop in on some manner of pak and not get picked on or talked about when I go to pee, like how it's weird that I actually showed up even though I'm not natural born EMAW? Probably too soon. I get a little ahead of myself and also handsy. Play it cool Mr Bread, play it cool.
This was a good post.
Post by: SwiftCat on July 31, 2012, 12:28:41 AM
I present buttermilk the goat.
Post by: OK_Cat on August 03, 2012, 10:13:56 AM
Post by: HeinBallz on August 09, 2012, 12:38:10 PM
Post by: steve dave on August 10, 2012, 08:07:38 AM
Post by: kitten_mittons on August 10, 2012, 08:43:37 AM
Post by: jc_jax on August 10, 2012, 09:03:56 AM
http://www.abc4.com/content/news/top_stories/story/Moose-tangled-in-swingset-is-set-loose/lXhjtJw8I0ibEKysJ5q9Tg.cspx?hpt=us_bn10
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 10, 2012, 09:26:27 AM
Post by: steve dave on August 10, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/08/bears-break-in-to-cabin-drink-more-than-100-cans-of-beer/
:D
Post by: pissclams on August 10, 2012, 09:49:13 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/08/bears-break-in-to-cabin-drink-more-than-100-cans-of-beer/
i'm pretty sure that was just saul in a bear suit
Post by: steve dave on August 10, 2012, 10:46:52 AM
Post by: AppleJack on August 10, 2012, 10:49:50 AM
Post by: pissclams on August 10, 2012, 10:59:42 AM
I love animals. Especially my dog. :grin:
dogs are complete dumbasses. you should name your dog rick daris.
Post by: AppleJack on August 10, 2012, 11:07:08 AM
I love animals. Especially my dog. :grin:
dogs are complete dumbasses. you should name your dog rick daris.
what an awful thing to say to me.
Post by: sys on August 10, 2012, 01:51:53 PM
there's a video on the CNN front page titled "baby bobcat falls into home" that I'm positive is going to be epic but I can't watch the video.
i'd bet money the video is of the cops confiscating a baby bobcat and arresting some kid that was raising an orphaned kitten.
Post by: kitten_mittons on August 10, 2012, 02:44:36 PM
That's not what it looked like. No sound, though.there's a video on the CNN front page titled "baby bobcat falls into home" that I'm positive is going to be epic but I can't watch the video.
i'd bet money the video is of the cops confiscating a baby bobcat and arresting some kid that was raising an orphaned kitten.
Post by: sys on August 10, 2012, 03:39:48 PM
That's not what it looked like. No sound, though.
the media never tells the whole story.
Post by: bubbles4ksu on August 10, 2012, 03:46:41 PM
there's a video on the CNN front page titled "baby bobcat falls into home" that I'm positive is going to be epic but I can't watch the video.
i'd bet money the video is of the cops confiscating a baby bobcat and arresting some kid that was raising an orphaned kitten.
you are a fantastic poster, sys. maybe even better than pete (pete is the best).
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2012, 01:52:00 PM
Post by: slobber on August 13, 2012, 01:53:55 PM
eff. video on cnn.com right now titled "pit bull adopts baby goat as puppy".If the goat has a plan to kill the pit bull, someone let me know.
Post by: ChiComCat on August 13, 2012, 02:22:34 PM
Post by: LickNeckey on August 13, 2012, 03:13:25 PM
rough ridin' Terrifying
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 13, 2012, 03:18:16 PM
I was almost mauled by a rutting buck while on a bike ride last year.
rough ridin' Terrifying
Was a shooter?
Two falls ago I was bird hunting and we kicked a bedded down buck/doe out of a plum thicket. They ran a little ways and then he mounted her and started pelvic thrusting. Was only about 75 yards away. Felts gross after.
Post by: HeinBallz on August 14, 2012, 10:57:59 AM
Sent from my iPhone using DealWithItBitches.
Post by: asava on August 27, 2012, 10:39:25 AM
Post by: steve dave on August 27, 2012, 10:47:03 AM
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
Post by: asava on August 27, 2012, 11:11:20 AM
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
suuuuper creepy. no. the colorado area.
Post by: ChiComCat on August 27, 2012, 11:31:45 AM
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
I hear you are supposed to attack the cub as once its dead, the big bears have no reason to stay
Post by: jtksu on August 27, 2012, 12:01:44 PM
Post by: steve dave on August 27, 2012, 12:50:36 PM
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
suuuuper creepy. no. the colorado area.
oh, didn't know you moved
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on August 27, 2012, 12:58:01 PM
Post by: jeans on August 27, 2012, 12:59:11 PM
Post by: mocat on August 27, 2012, 02:20:48 PM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 27, 2012, 03:25:49 PM
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
suuuuper creepy. no. the colorado area.
where in the colorado area, friend?
Post by: asava on August 27, 2012, 04:52:36 PM
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
suuuuper creepy. no. the colorado area.
where in the colorado area, friend?
durango. kinda gave it away in the beer thread when i talked about visiting ska a couple weeks ago. I GUESS THE BEAR IS OUT OF THE BAG.
Post by: husserl on August 28, 2012, 07:58:36 PM
Post by: kim carnes on August 28, 2012, 10:24:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3FHPm4Z1K0
Post by: pissclams on August 28, 2012, 10:33:15 PM
OMFG guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3FHPm4Z1K0
best canoe trip ever
Post by: nicname on August 28, 2012, 10:38:33 PM
Two bear sightings in one week. One crossed the road on the way back to my house. Then a cub was about 20 yards from my backyard fence on Sunday. :sdeek:
this is in the tulsa area?
suuuuper creepy. no. the colorado area.
Don't let the dogs out.
Post by: nicname on August 28, 2012, 10:42:10 PM
Post by: SwiftCat on August 29, 2012, 02:32:40 AM
durango. kinda gave it away in the beer thread when i talked about visiting ska a couple weeks ago. I GUESS THE BEAR IS OUT OF THE BAG.
I was a Lift Operator at Crested Butte for a winter. One of my co-workers was going to school in Durango. He was a nice guy.
Post by: hemmy on September 22, 2012, 10:01:19 AM
Post by: steve dave on September 22, 2012, 10:32:54 AM
Post by: ChiComCat on September 22, 2012, 10:46:19 AM
Post by: steve dave on September 22, 2012, 11:05:55 AM
Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible. Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.
yeah, I've heard good things
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 24, 2012, 09:14:15 AM
Post by: _33 on September 24, 2012, 09:20:19 AM
Got in the police blotter in Durango. Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there. Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room. I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?" They didn't like that.
Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on September 24, 2012, 09:21:23 AM
Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible. Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.
yeah, I've heard good things
Durango is pretty freaking awesome. I would live there for Ska alone.
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 24, 2012, 09:36:39 AM
Got in the police blotter in Durango. Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there. Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room. I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?" They didn't like that.
Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.
We were partying with both. It was quite a motley crew of partying/partiers. This all went down in our hotel room.
Post by: asava on September 24, 2012, 09:46:18 AM
Got in the police blotter in Durango. Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there. Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room. I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?" They didn't like that.
Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.
We were partying with both. It was quite a motley crew of partying/partiers. This all went down in our hotel room.
What hotel?
Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible. Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.
yeah, I've heard good things
Durango is pretty freaking awesome. I would live there for Ska alone.
so many more reasons besides Ska. but ska is pretty incredible. in fact, trivia is tomorrow night.
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 24, 2012, 10:11:18 AM
Got in the police blotter in Durango. Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there. Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room. I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?" They didn't like that.
Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.
We were partying with both. It was quite a motley crew of partying/partiers. This all went down in our hotel room.
What hotel?Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible. Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.
yeah, I've heard good things
Durango is pretty freaking awesome. I would live there for Ska alone.
so many more reasons besides Ska. but ska is pretty incredible. in fact, trivia is tomorrow night.
Strater Hotel. Old ass classic kind of hotel. Felt like it should have been haunted.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 24, 2012, 10:29:26 AM
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September 23rd, 2012 in Amoret, Missouri. Met this nice man while driving through town. When I saw his pet Raccoon on his shoulder, I had to stop!(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-snc6%2F246775_533486686677048_1336165887_n.jpg&hash=f76f82cd05fac5ad86544fd0955f73c60bcb1062)
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 24, 2012, 10:33:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7WjrvG1GMk&feature=player_embedded
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 29, 2012, 03:17:57 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 29, 2012, 03:28:03 PM
Post by: hemmy on September 29, 2012, 06:33:12 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 29, 2012, 07:03:11 PM
Fanning, those are both amazing stories.:thumbs: The new filly loves laying around on Saturdays youtubing adorable animals.
Post by: nicname on September 29, 2012, 09:48:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4Ae05QCcAAtzoG.jpg)
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 01, 2012, 01:19:52 PM
Stay tuned for pics or an obituary. :popcorn:
Post by: steve dave on October 01, 2012, 01:48:52 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 01, 2012, 05:22:31 PM
raccoons are going to clean him out of cat food first night
This is VHVIQ right here.
Post by: Rams on October 01, 2012, 07:28:41 PM
raccoons are going to clean him out of cat food first night
or will they trip the trap? stay tuned to find out.
Post by: steve dave on October 01, 2012, 07:32:13 PM
:eek
Post by: Kat Kid on October 01, 2012, 08:25:36 PM
http://t.co/LH5X1sdo
:eek
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Post by: SdK on October 01, 2012, 08:28:01 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 01, 2012, 08:35:35 PM
Snatch.
Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig.
Post by: Rams on October 02, 2012, 08:32:02 AM
:surprised:
slow motion makes skater look like a badass whose entire purpose for being on that skateboard was to take down that deer. steer wrestling more like deer wrestling amirite?
Post by: pissclams on October 02, 2012, 09:01:05 AM
Post by: HeinBallz on October 02, 2012, 12:17:16 PM
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/35532/skateboarder+tackled+by+a+deer+during+downhill+event+in+colorado/ (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/35532/skateboarder+tackled+by+a+deer+during+downhill+event+in+colorado/)
:surprised:
slow motion makes skater look like a badass whose entire purpose for being on that skateboard was to take down that deer. steer wrestling more like deer wrestling amirite?
Can you imagine being the guy walking along side the road and just have a dude tackling a deer fly by you... total WTF moment.
Post by: kim carnes on October 04, 2012, 10:55:41 PM
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 04, 2012, 10:59:51 PM
I trained this dog since a puppy
Post by: Frankenklein on October 05, 2012, 10:06:32 PM
Post by: Trim on October 07, 2012, 08:16:38 PM
http://www.kansas.com/2012/10/06/2516863/sedgwick-county-zoo-embarks-on.html
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.kansas.com%2Fsmedia%2F2012%2F10%2F06%2F14%2F52%2FtG20X.SlMa.80.jpeg&hash=14930ad4db465d48ad2d3a9f57e313d95f67e997)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.kansas.com%2Fsmedia%2F2012%2F10%2F06%2F14%2F52%2FuxKYF.SlMa.80.jpeg&hash=10e91cf4124b535e2e23f6316299478b0663d128)
Post by: CNS on October 09, 2012, 09:13:17 AM
:love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11xs9mFKObs
This is fantastic
Post by: CNS on October 09, 2012, 09:15:20 AM
raccoons are going to clean him out of cat food first night
or will they trip the trap? stay tuned to find out.
Gramps is smart. he knows the cat food will draw in the raccoons. He also knows that the mountain lion can't resist a steel cage full of raccoons. Baiting the bait.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 02, 2012, 12:47:05 PM
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Post by: steve dave on November 02, 2012, 12:52:17 PM
Post by: jtksu on November 04, 2012, 01:35:05 AM
well that's just precious
The eff it is. When racoons start walking on ther hind legs and raising surrogate cat babies, the antichrist is on his way. That crap comes straight from the Bible.
Post by: bones129 on November 04, 2012, 01:43:10 AM
Post by: kim carnes on November 05, 2012, 09:56:08 PM
Post by: fun muffin on November 05, 2012, 09:59:14 PM
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/child-mauled-to-death-by-dogs-at-pittsburgh-zoo.html
not an amazing animal story.
Post by: jtksu on November 05, 2012, 10:01:04 PM
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/child-mauled-to-death-by-dogs-at-pittsburgh-zoo.html
I've always been intrigued by the Cape Hunting Dogs at the SCZ. Also, they showed a pack on Planet Earth chasing an antelope or something for like 15 miles and they used teamwork and crap and are aparently really smart.
Post by: Rams on November 07, 2012, 10:13:17 PM
:D
Post by: HeinBallz on November 12, 2012, 10:05:15 PM
:D
Post by: bakerman on December 05, 2012, 10:52:15 AM
Post by: pissclams on December 05, 2012, 01:02:17 PM
Post by: bakerman on December 05, 2012, 04:01:51 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 06, 2012, 02:44:16 PM
Post by: CNS on December 06, 2012, 02:47:14 PM
True story.
Post by: Spaces on December 09, 2012, 05:22:23 PM
Post by: steve dave on December 09, 2012, 05:23:37 PM
Post by: scottwildcat on December 09, 2012, 05:26:32 PM
Post by: ben ji on December 11, 2012, 08:57:16 AM
http://deadspin.com/5967360/raccoon-caught-scavenging-in-the-stands-of-paul-brown-stadium
Post by: asava on December 11, 2012, 09:38:44 AM
The father of my best friend growing up spent two years trying to teach a dog how to drink out of a straw.
True story.
I want to meet this person.
Post by: MeatSauce on December 18, 2012, 10:41:44 PM
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
Post by: sys on December 18, 2012, 10:44:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
holy crap that's awesome. also, ban eagles.
Post by: michigancat on December 18, 2012, 10:53:24 PM
Post by: sys on December 18, 2012, 10:58:50 PM
Yep, if a crazy person can't get their hands on an AR-15, they'll just train eagles to kill children. Pretty simple.
that eagle looked perfectly sane to me, michigancat.
Post by: bones129 on December 19, 2012, 12:05:04 AM
Had to take a swing at a zebra while at the zoo yesterday. Me and the boys were getting a "behind the scenes" tour in the Fake African Savannah when I started petting a zebra. The idiot tried biting me and I instinctively tried punching him in the throat, but he ran away. Good thing too because my next move was a power kick straight to his balls and that wouldn't be good for anyone because I think zebras are endangered. The security guy saw it all go down and I got ejected from the zoo so now I'm busy trying to sue them.
Priceless. Absolutely priceless.
Post by: HeinBallz on December 19, 2012, 08:08:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
holy crap that's awesome. also, ban eagles.
Fantastic.
Post by: OK_Cat on December 19, 2012, 03:08:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
they have now admitted that it's fake. 3d animation.
Post by: steve dave on December 19, 2012, 03:09:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
they have now admitted that it's fake. 3d animation.
no crap, dumbasses
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 19, 2012, 03:10:28 PM
Post by: OK_Cat on December 19, 2012, 03:25:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded
will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.
they have now admitted that it's fake. 3d animation.
no crap, dumbasses
sorry that i don't live in your world of disbelief and conspiracy, pike.
Post by: steve dave on December 19, 2012, 03:26:41 PM
I figurd it was fake when the child didn't seem to react to being punctured by the eagle's razor sharp talons.
I figured it was fake when it looked fake, had fake acting actors and eagles don't do that
Post by: MeatSauce on December 24, 2012, 07:38:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KiT57.jpg
Post by: steve dave on January 11, 2013, 07:14:07 AM
http://gizmodo.com/5975086/video-shows-98+foot-python-riding-on-an-airliners-wing
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/python-plane-slithery-stowaway-shocks-passengers-041101796--finance.html
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 11, 2013, 07:28:17 AM
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 11, 2013, 11:23:57 AM
holy crap
http://gizmodo.com/5975086/video-shows-98+foot-python-riding-on-an-airliners-wing
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/python-plane-slithery-stowaway-shocks-passengers-041101796--finance.html
Can you imagine being on that flight if you were afraid of heights AND snakes? Also, can you imagine how many "Snakes on a Plane" jokes have been made? Probably an embarrassing number.
Post by: Unruly on January 11, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
HOLY crap 98 FOOT SNAKE?!?!?!!?
Post by: 8manpick on January 11, 2013, 11:30:25 AM
holy crap
http://gizmodo.com/5975086/video-shows-98+foot-python-riding-on-an-airliners-wing
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/python-plane-slithery-stowaway-shocks-passengers-041101796--finance.html
That's so Australia
Post by: 'taterblast on January 11, 2013, 11:39:36 AM
Post by: steve dave on January 11, 2013, 11:41:38 AM
the stain on the plane from snake blood mist is so gross
Post by: kim carnes on January 20, 2013, 03:38:23 PM
Post by: jc_jax on February 14, 2013, 07:00:11 PM
:raccoon:
Post by: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 07:02:31 PM
Post by: 'taterblast on February 24, 2013, 04:41:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ehe7j6Bhn8
:horrorsurprise:
Post by: ew2x4 on February 24, 2013, 05:38:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ehe7j6Bhn8
I've been watching animals kill other animals for 45 minutes now.
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 04, 2013, 06:57:29 PM
Post by: sys on March 04, 2013, 09:52:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU
that was funny. i also really liked it.
Post by: kim carnes on March 04, 2013, 10:45:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ehe7j6Bhn8
I've been watching animals kill other animals for 45 minutes now.
that'll happen
Post by: Institutional Control on March 05, 2013, 09:33:02 AM
http://youtu.be/heo5TUQqjDc?t=28s
Post by: Willesgirl on March 06, 2013, 10:42:07 AM
Lion mauls woman as she has sex with her lover
Post by: Mr Bread on March 06, 2013, 12:31:03 PM
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on March 06, 2013, 01:56:11 PM
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/442888/20130306/lion-mauls-woman-death-zimbabwe-having-sex.htm (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/442888/20130306/lion-mauls-woman-death-zimbabwe-having-sex.htm)
Lion mauls woman as she has sex with her lover
At least they were practicing safe sex.
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They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
Post by: 'taterblast on March 06, 2013, 02:36:46 PM
http://www.pistolsfiringblog.com/oklahoma-state-football-player-accused-of-starving-dogs (http://www.pistolsfiringblog.com/oklahoma-state-football-player-accused-of-starving-dogs)
:frown:
Post by: steve dave on March 08, 2013, 08:08:42 PM
http://now.msn.com/zoo-feeder-mouse-wins-freedom-after-attacking-snake-to-save-another-mouse
Post by: steve dave on March 08, 2013, 08:51:29 PM
SYS OMG!
http://now.msn.com/zoo-feeder-mouse-wins-freedom-after-attacking-snake-to-save-another-mouse
SYS JESUS! DID YOU SEE THIS MAN?
Post by: sys on March 08, 2013, 11:45:58 PM
Post by: steve dave on March 08, 2013, 11:56:42 PM
prolly rabid, and certainly overly aggressive. i'd have culled it asap.
man
Post by: kim carnes on March 08, 2013, 11:59:31 PM
prolly rabid, and certainly overly aggressive. i'd have culled it asap.
no
Post by: kim carnes on March 09, 2013, 12:05:39 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 10, 2013, 08:58:19 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 12, 2013, 11:54:34 AM
Post by: asava on March 19, 2013, 11:51:11 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 19, 2013, 12:03:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be)
Haha that's awesome. First cucumber = just fine. Second one = give me a rough ridin' grape!
Post by: asava on March 19, 2013, 12:11:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be)
Haha that's awesome. First cucumber = just fine. Second one = give me a rough ridin' grape!
this monkey recognizes injustice when he sees it.
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 19, 2013, 12:13:45 PM
Post by: pissclams on March 19, 2013, 01:16:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be)
:lol:
Post by: ChiComCat on March 19, 2013, 02:07:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go8tnl21MU&feature=youtu.be)
:lol:
Fantastic
Post by: sys on March 19, 2013, 11:20:10 PM
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 20, 2013, 07:30:07 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 20, 2013, 08:43:02 AM
i like how the other monkey doesn't give a crap and just keeps hammering grapes.
He probably has a grape parachute stuff somewhere too.
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 04, 2013, 09:29:20 AM
Post by: Unruly on April 04, 2013, 09:36:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/embed/1WM591rkbyQ
That is all good, until momma shows up. She won't play that crap.
Post by: pissclams on April 04, 2013, 10:02:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/embed/1WM591rkbyQthat is great
Post by: asava on April 08, 2013, 12:53:35 PM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 11, 2013, 07:34:11 AM
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Experts have examined the nest, which is said to be 21'9” in length, and say the common type of wasp found in gardens would never normally build a nest of this size.
They believe it must be an invasive species of wasp which had migrated from Africa.
http://www.neatorama.com/2013/04/11/Seven-meter-Wasp-Nest/
Post by: pissclams on April 11, 2013, 02:16:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=puNhvXutVjQ
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 11, 2013, 02:34:40 PM
The cop said that it is illegal to have pitbulls in Lee County in Alabama. However, he said he will look the other way because every neighbor said these dogs are the neighborhood watch dogs. It was a nice story and thought I would pass it along.
Post by: asava on April 11, 2013, 02:53:55 PM
I don't have a link to this story, just something that happened to a friend of mine when we both lived in Alabama. My friend has two pitbulls and are some of the nicest dogs I have met. One day, across the street, someone tried to break into a house and the alpha pitbull (Macy) jumped over my friend's fence and stopped the break in (another neighbor saw the person that broke in and called the cops). The guy was arrested. Macy simply sat in front of the entrance of the fence when my friend got home.
The cop said that it is illegal to have pitbulls in Lee County in Alabama. However, he said he will look the other way because every neighbor said these dogs are the neighborhood watch dogs. It was a nice story and thought I would pass it along.
:D
Post by: steve dave on April 11, 2013, 02:56:44 PM
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 11, 2013, 03:05:40 PM
that's a great story but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with a pit bull making decisions on who is a bad guy and who is a good guy and being able to easily get out of his yard and attack whoever he deems to be bad. in fact I'm very uncomfortable with it.
That was my thought too. The dog never attacked the man that broke in. The pit bull, according to the neighbor that witnessed the whole thing, said Macy stood on the porch and barked repeatedly. The thief couldn't leave the house. Allegedly, the cop came and Macy instantly stopped barking. I think it was amazing, but Macy has never attacked anybody (she did kill a rabbit about a month ago).
Post by: steve dave on April 11, 2013, 03:07:26 PM
that's a great story but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with a pit bull making decisions on who is a bad guy and who is a good guy and being able to easily get out of his yard and attack whoever he deems to be bad. in fact I'm very uncomfortable with it.
That was my thought too. The dog never attacked the man that broke in. The pit bull, according to the neighbor that witnessed the whole thing, said Macy stood on the porch and barked repeatedly. The thief couldn't leave the house. Allegedly, the cop came and Macy instantly stopped barking. I think it was amazing, but Macy has never attacked anybody (she did kill a rabbit about a month ago).
still not comfortable with it
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 11, 2013, 03:14:33 PM
that's a great story but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with a pit bull making decisions on who is a bad guy and who is a good guy and being able to easily get out of his yard and attack whoever he deems to be bad. in fact I'm very uncomfortable with it.
That was my thought too. The dog never attacked the man that broke in. The pit bull, according to the neighbor that witnessed the whole thing, said Macy stood on the porch and barked repeatedly. The thief couldn't leave the house. Allegedly, the cop came and Macy instantly stopped barking. I think it was amazing, but Macy has never attacked anybody (she did kill a rabbit about a month ago).
still not comfortable with it
Fair enough. Pit Bulls are strong dogs that have a brutal stigma attached to them. I actually found another example of this type of behavior with Pit Bulls here http://www.piaberrend.org/stray-pit-bull-saves-woman-child-from-attacker/. For every positive pit bull story, there are a dozen terrible ones and it's cool not to be comfortable with it.
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 11, 2013, 03:36:52 PM
Post by: puniraptor on April 11, 2013, 03:38:44 PM
People fear that which they don't or are incapable of understanding.
no need to fear. they were bred to fight bulls to the death (in pits), not people.
Post by: steve dave on April 11, 2013, 03:42:15 PM
People fear that which they don't or are incapable of understanding.
:jerk:
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 11, 2013, 03:44:31 PM
Post by: ChiComCat on April 11, 2013, 03:47:39 PM
People fear that which they don't or are incapable of understanding.
I understand pit bulls are capable of ripping my face off. I do not think they fully understand their benefits to not ripping my face off. If someone wants to have a pit bull and risk their face, power to them, just keep it securely away from my face.
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 11, 2013, 03:58:26 PM
Post by: steve dave on April 11, 2013, 04:55:21 PM
:surprised:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 11, 2013, 05:00:38 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/Thanks, Obama!
:surprised:
Post by: puniraptor on April 11, 2013, 10:22:04 PM
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Post by: scottwildcat on April 11, 2013, 10:24:57 PM
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 11, 2013, 10:30:02 PM
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.
I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.
Post by: scottwildcat on April 11, 2013, 10:35:05 PM
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.
I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.
You probably should. Would a beaver beat a wildcat up in a fight? No, but it would tear the rough ridin' arm off of a cornhusker that is for sure.
Post by: puniraptor on April 11, 2013, 11:33:06 PM
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.
I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.
You probably should. Would a beaver beat a wildcat up in a fight? No, but it would tear the rough ridin' arm off of a cornhusker that is for sure.
if the fight was in water or in a restricted workspace, then beaver 100%
Post by: scottwildcat on April 11, 2013, 11:43:18 PM
beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.
dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)
Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.
I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.
You probably should. Would a beaver beat a wildcat up in a fight? No, but it would tear the rough ridin' arm off of a cornhusker that is for sure.
if the fight was in water or in a restricted workspace, then beaver 100%
Beaver dominates a cornhusker no matter what, also killing a duck fwiw.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 11, 2013, 11:50:55 PM
Post by: jtksu on April 12, 2013, 12:00:04 AM
Post by: puniraptor on April 12, 2013, 12:05:41 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 12, 2013, 09:10:20 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 12, 2013, 09:19:32 AM
Post by: scottwildcat on April 12, 2013, 09:20:14 AM
If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.
A beaver would kick your ass
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 12, 2013, 09:28:43 AM
Not if I had my nunchucks and my crap kickers.If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.
A beaver would kick your ass
Post by: jc_jax on April 12, 2013, 09:44:20 AM
Post by: asava on April 12, 2013, 11:08:12 AM
Did beaver come up in the animal you could take thread?
don't think it was ever discussed. obviously this needs to be moved. MODS!
Post by: jtksu on April 12, 2013, 01:13:47 PM
Not if I had my nunchucks and my crap kickers.If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.
A beaver would kick your ass
They would eat your nunchucks and bite your foot off.
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 12, 2013, 01:50:34 PM
Not if I had my nunchucks and my crap kickers.If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.
A beaver would kick your ass
They would eat your nunchucks and bite your foot off.
As a fifth grade champion kick-ball player, I would have no problem punting a beaver on the spot (assuming my kick was faster than the beaver's leg rip off move). Those critters are devils reincarnated (along with Nutrias).
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 12, 2013, 03:08:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M16iNEH-3kc
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 12, 2013, 03:20:57 PM
Not sure if this goes in the fishing thread or amazing animal stories thread. Anyway, this girl totally gets stabbed by a catfish and kinda freaks out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M16iNEH-3kc
Sometimes the comments on those videos are priceless. Some dude wrote: "whores will be whores". I think this guy deserves 1 to 2 bitcoins for the post.
Post by: Unruly on April 12, 2013, 07:01:48 PM
Try that now.
Post by: steve dave on April 12, 2013, 07:04:58 PM
Post by: Unruly on April 12, 2013, 07:11:25 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 12, 2013, 07:38:13 PM
Animal Zen is a real thing apparently.
I think you posted the wrong video.
Post by: bubbles4ksu on April 12, 2013, 07:53:39 PM
she didn't want to make my dad drive out to the country to free the serpent so she didn't tell him and figured she would wait till it died. of course, those things have a slow ass metabolism so it didn't die and has been stuck on the porch for a week, dragging that thing around and eating bugs when it can. i don't know if she has told my dad yet, i'm hoping so for the snake's sake. :crossfingers:
Post by: steve dave on April 12, 2013, 07:59:20 PM
Post by: sys on April 12, 2013, 08:04:57 PM
she didn't want to make my dad drive out to the country to free the serpent so she didn't tell him and figured she would wait till it died.
that's really cruel, bubbles. your mother is a horrible person.
Post by: steve dave on April 12, 2013, 08:05:22 PM
Post by: puniraptor on April 12, 2013, 11:54:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58W24C9qDaw
Try that now.
that made me laugh so hard right now
Post by: CNS on April 15, 2013, 03:09:35 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/15/us/florida-giant-snails/index.html?hpt=hp_c3 (http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/15/us/florida-giant-snails/index.html?hpt=hp_c3)
Quote
Sounding like something out of a 1950s B-movie, these giant African land snails eat their way through some surprising stuff, including stucco, plastic recycling bins, signs and more than 500 species of plants, says the Florida Department of Agriculture.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 17, 2013, 12:21:01 PM
:surprised:
Post by: CNS on April 17, 2013, 12:47:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxB2Lb-4dQM
:surprised:
:lol:
Post by: steve dave on April 20, 2013, 08:57:46 PM
Post by: Katpappy on April 21, 2013, 07:54:36 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.neatorama.com%2Fimages%2Fposts%2F957%2F59%2F59957%2F1366119990-0.jpg&hash=9874e30fbcae55b3370605e4a7656a14b798d761)I bet this sun-a-bitches makes his wife wash dishes while the bear fishes.
Post by: Unruly on April 22, 2013, 07:00:04 PM
Post by: Fldermaus on April 23, 2013, 10:25:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
Post by: scottwildcat on April 23, 2013, 10:56:20 PM
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
:D
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 23, 2013, 11:07:31 PM
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
Would watch again!
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 24, 2013, 08:55:10 AM
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
I watched that and it made me sad. :cry:
Post by: Spaces on April 24, 2013, 12:48:32 PM
Post by: asava on April 24, 2013, 12:51:55 PM
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
I watched that and it made me sad. :cry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA)
have been pondering the questions of life for the entire morning now.
Post by: Spaces on April 24, 2013, 01:09:07 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 24, 2013, 01:09:50 PM
Post by: Unruly on April 24, 2013, 01:11:13 PM
#yolo
Post by: jtksu on April 24, 2013, 06:41:49 PM
Post by: Mr Bread on April 24, 2013, 07:35:00 PM
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
I watched that and it made me sad. :cry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA)
have been pondering the questions of life for the entire morning now.
Did you come up with anything?
Post by: asava on April 24, 2013, 08:53:37 PM
Penguins fall down a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSmr64E77Q&feature=player_embedded)
I watched that and it made me sad. :cry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA)
have been pondering the questions of life for the entire morning now.
Did you come up with anything?
Sometimes life is a penguin intentionally heading for certain death.
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on April 25, 2013, 01:37:31 PM
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Post by: jtksu on April 26, 2013, 07:21:45 PM
Don't know story but try not to :D
I love how much of a boss that hyena is. You know he's running trains on all those cats.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 27, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
It's @hyena. He's on Twitter.Don't know story but try not to :D
I love how much of a boss that hyena is. You know he's running trains on all those cats.
Post by: asava on April 29, 2013, 02:18:59 PM
Post by: slobber on April 29, 2013, 03:17:35 PM
Fire ants. Pretty amazing.
Post by: Unruly on April 29, 2013, 06:11:07 PM
:shy:
Post by: puniraptor on April 29, 2013, 07:41:52 PM
Post by: Unruly on May 06, 2013, 11:34:30 AM
:surprised:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2013, 11:50:37 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2013, 11:54:21 AM
Boom! eff you, Cobra!
Post by: puniraptor on May 06, 2013, 12:38:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCPIPVSbywA
:surprised:
why didn't the snake run away from that effing psycho
what happened at the end? did he kill the camera man too?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2013, 12:40:56 PM
Pride and stuff.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCPIPVSbywA
:surprised:
why didn't the snake run away from that effing psycho
what happened at the end? did he kill the camera man too?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 06, 2013, 12:43:28 PM
Post by: asava on May 06, 2013, 01:23:45 PM
Pride and stuff.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCPIPVSbywA
:surprised:
why didn't the snake run away from that effing psycho
what happened at the end? did he kill the camera man too?
after seeing this I'm not so sure i could take a squirrel anymore.
Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2013, 01:33:57 PM
Pride and stuff.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCPIPVSbywA
:surprised:
why didn't the snake run away from that effing psycho
what happened at the end? did he kill the camera man too?
after seeing this I'm not so sure i could take a squirrel anymore.
Dont be silly asava. I've seen you kick a soccer ball, you would have no trouble holding off AT LEAST 10 squirrels.
Post by: CNS on May 06, 2013, 01:39:35 PM
Post by: sys on May 06, 2013, 09:12:01 PM
Had no clue that squirrels were even interested in being carnivores.
most animals will eat meat if given a chance. ground squirrels eat quite a few insects and it's not at all unusual for them to consume vertebrates.
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 06, 2013, 09:15:41 PM
Had no clue that squirrels were even interested in being carnivores.
most animals will eat meat if given a chance. ground squirrels eat quite a few insects and it's not at all unusual for them to consume vertebrates.
Pdogs eat their own dead. Ruthless rough ridin' vatos.
Post by: Institutional Control on May 09, 2013, 07:05:43 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320745/Bear-forced-ride-bike-sick-circus-stunt-crashes-mauls-monkey-large-crowd.html
Post by: AST on May 09, 2013, 03:35:53 PM
my senior year of high school, just setting in Mrs. Cross' spanish clas when all the girls started screeching. I catch a glimpse of a furry squirrel (from here on known as dickhead) running around under the desks. Being a quick thinker, I shut the door so he couldn't escape and have the teacher hand me an empty computer paper box. I casually corner dickhead and put the box over him. Then i rip ripped the corner of the lid and slide it under the box. Boom, I have a trapped dickhead.
My buddy and me take dickhead out in the hallway in his box and proceed to the locker hall which is lockers on one, windows on the other. I hand my buddy dickhead in a box and proceed to open the window. This following detail is important for later: the window is not the regular sliding kind that goes horizontal or vertical but rather the kind that you twist a handle to unlatch it and then pull it towards you and it vents up and in, in a v shape. So I open the window and right as my buddy is getting ready to lower the box to the vent, the end of period bell rings. THIS IS WHERE THINGS GO WRONG FOR BOTH ME AND DICKHEAD.
The loud noise turns dickhead into the tasmanian devil from the cartoons and he unleashes hell on his temporary transportation device. He knocked the box off from the lid and proceeds to fall right on my arm, with my hand still holding onto the window handle. Dickhead locks eyes with mine for a moment and we both knew this was going to end poorly. He starts digging his nutgrabbing claws in my arm and I start to shake it. He loses grasp and goes airborn only to latch his teeth onto my right thumb on the way down. At this point, i hold my hand up thumb down about a foot in front of my face and look in amazement. As i start to shake my hand a little bit to see if he'd let go, that's when I see the blood running down my arm, turning from a drip to stream off the point of my young trampy elbow.
Sreams, I slowly look around and everyone had filed out into the locker hall at this point and are standing in a semi cirle staring on in wild eyed amazement. This adds fuel to the fire for both dickhead an me. I lower my hand to my knees and start banging dickhead against the radiator underneath the window. Dickhead still there. I raise my hand above my head and start a dickhead helicopter but he must have stowed away on a carnival tilt-a-whirl once because it doesn't phase him. Once again i lower him down to my knees and proceed to kick the crap out of dickhead but HE WILL NOT LET GO. Almost out of options, I have one more trick up my sleeve for dickhead.
I lower my hand down to right above the window so that dickhead will be crushed when I close the window. Slam dickhead in the window and he lets out a little moan but isn't done. So I just rapid fire open and close the window on dickhead until at last, he lets go of my finger and falls onto the grass outside.
At this point, I've noticed it has grown extremely quiet. I turn around and can best describe the landscape as a jackson pollock painting with my own blood. It's on the floor, the windows, the lockers and even some of the ashen-faced onlookers who are staring with mouth agape. So I grab my wrist and apply pressure and walk towards the nurses office while the crowd before me opens like the red sea.
Once the nurse gets it cleaned up and the bleeding stopped it becomes apparent that dickhead had bitten entirely though my thumb. She was worried that it had rabies because it attacked me and I tried to explain that it was frightened and felt threatened and was just being a squirrel. She won out and animal control was called. I was asked where the squirrel was and said walk outside until you see the window with all the blood on it, then look down. I was told dickhead wasn't there and shook my head in disbelief as I got up to go outside. As I'm standing outside with the animal control dude looking at the ground, we hear a pathetic moan from above us and look up and dickhead is slumped over a tree branch 10 feet up and looking worse for wear.
Animal control gets his pellet gun out and knocks dickhead out of the tree. Says he's gonna cut dickhead's head off and send it to KU med center for a rabies evaluation. I was told I would know within a week if I had to go in for the painful stomach shots. So a week later, I get the good news that no rabies but my fingernail also fell off. It grew back deformed and the doctors tried as they could to fix it, even removing it several other times over the years and treating it with medicines and creams to no avail. Finally about 5 years ago I noticed that it was starting to appear normal around the cuticle and it proceeded to grow out fine. No problems since.
So yeah, squirrels suck
Post by: steve dave on May 09, 2013, 03:37:27 PM
Post by: AST on May 09, 2013, 03:41:43 PM
that's a pretty sad and awful story
it's an amazing animal story that doesn't end well
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 09, 2013, 04:52:07 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 09, 2013, 04:54:23 PM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 09, 2013, 05:06:23 PM
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 09, 2013, 05:32:06 PM
Post by: AST on May 09, 2013, 07:30:40 PM
How the hell did we make it all the way to page 39 w/o you telling that.. wowza
I started writing at page 2 and just got finished (that's a joke about how long the story is by the way) :fatty:
Post by: wetwillie on May 09, 2013, 08:26:18 PM
Post by: Unruly on May 14, 2013, 06:37:59 PM
:thumbsup:
Post by: steve dave on May 15, 2013, 01:19:52 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 15, 2013, 01:23:04 PM
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Post by: _33 on May 15, 2013, 02:23:05 PM
Post by: steve dave on May 15, 2013, 02:28:27 PM
I chased a raccoon out of my garage last night. He looked so little, I think he was pretty young but he also looked really scrawny and hungry. So I dumped a little cat food out on the driveway for him. This morning the cat food was still there. What is that raccoons problem?
eaten by an owl. you should have let him stay :frown:
Post by: Frankenklein on May 15, 2013, 02:39:24 PM
ok, check it. was walking around the lake behind my office like I do. just cruising around there looking at the geese and baby geese and birds and whatever. really a whole menagerie. I come up to like a tiny little rock or something on the sidewalk and go to step over it but it catches my eye a bit. doesn't really look like a rock so much. maybe a nut or something? like a tiny little baybe walnut? nope, baby turtle :DFound one on my back patio today,feeding it some fresh spinach right now
Post by: steve dave on May 15, 2013, 02:40:47 PM
ok, check it. was walking around the lake behind my office like I do. just cruising around there looking at the geese and baby geese and birds and whatever. really a whole menagerie. I come up to like a tiny little rock or something on the sidewalk and go to step over it but it catches my eye a bit. doesn't really look like a rock so much. maybe a nut or something? like a tiny little baybe walnut? nope, baby turtle :DFound one on my back patio today,feeding it some fresh spinach right now
:D
Post by: CNS on May 15, 2013, 02:41:49 PM
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 15, 2013, 04:35:37 PM
I hear a rustling in the overgrowth and I go to a portion of the yard that runs all the way up to a ledge carved by the creek when I see it: A small furry mammal bounding through the brush.
I stood still and studied it, keenly. My first thought was a raccoon, it was roughly the size of a mature raccoon, but it was probably a little too big and lacked any stripes or bushy tail. It had more of a weasel shaped body, brown and black and long, though it was very thick around the middle. Around 40lbs or so, it honestly looked just like a wolverine, though how one would find itself in south-central Kansas would be beyond me.
The creature moved in bounds, so it probably had pretty short legs, it would jump up and over the brush around it in a tiring fashion. Far from graceful, it would jump about 30 yards at a time before stopping to turn around and glance back at me to see if I was still watching. Eventually it found some trees and bushes to hide under; though I could still it looking at me (at this point about 80 yards away) it had a black face as well.
Not thinking it resembled any local fauna I was familiar with, I thought maybe it was a stray cat or dog but it was not very canine looking and would have to be a very large cat. Plus it acted too wild to be a stray, I wouldn’t expect even a feral cat to flip out at seeing a person standing on the opposite bank of a creek 30 yards away.
I mentioned the animal to my mom, and she said it was a marmot. An animal I’m familiar with, I’d only ever seen them in the mountains, and usually donning very light sandy blonde hair.
Anyone have any suggestions on this mystery animal?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 15, 2013, 04:38:54 PM
Post by: puniraptor on May 15, 2013, 05:16:23 PM
Post by: steve dave on May 15, 2013, 07:28:25 PM
Post by: CNS on May 15, 2013, 07:53:52 PM
Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2
Post by: sys on May 15, 2013, 07:58:45 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 15, 2013, 10:01:57 PM
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 15, 2013, 10:04:00 PM
post an artist's rendition.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe215%2FRileyNotOReilly%2FManbearpig_Drawing.jpg&hash=9315349fdcdb4863ab3a1f4ba85fbed45697d6d1)
Post by: sys on May 16, 2013, 01:09:28 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe215%2FRileyNotOReilly%2FManbearpig_Drawing.jpg&hash=9315349fdcdb4863ab3a1f4ba85fbed45697d6d1)
armadillo.
Post by: Tobias on May 16, 2013, 01:27:00 AM
I chased a raccoon out of my garage last night. He looked so little, I think he was pretty young but he also looked really scrawny and hungry. So I dumped a little cat food out on the driveway for him. This morning the cat food was still there. What is that raccoons problem?
why didnt you feed it the leftover dog food?
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Post by: puniraptor on May 21, 2013, 10:35:00 AM
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A Miami man pulled an 18-foot Burmese python out of roadside brush and wrestled with it for 10 minutes before cutting its head off with a knife.
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Post by: asava on May 21, 2013, 10:55:42 AM
Damnit this one
Have a friend in oklahoma who takes it upon himself every spring/summer to rescue as many of these little guys as possible. Said he is gonna try to save over 100 this year.
he just saved this one. said it tried to bite him. dangerous philanthropy, but commendable.
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Post by: AST on May 21, 2013, 07:53:39 PM
Id stick to showing us badass bbq pics
i'm searching madly for the unfriend button but can't find it so you're safe FOR NOW
Post by: nicname on May 21, 2013, 09:43:06 PM
I headed up there yesterday to get something out of the attic and also to see what me friend the robin and her family were up to. Long story short, there were only three eggs this time and one baby robin chick! I'm excited to head up there tonight and see what is happening at the robin residence!
Post by: puniraptor on May 21, 2013, 10:41:05 PM
Was mowing my lawn the other day and looked up to see a perfectly constructed bird's nest in my attic window. There was a female robin in it. So, after I got done mowing I took mini nicname up to the attic to get a closer look from inside. As we approached to window the robin flew off to a nearby tree limb and revealed four baby-blue robin eggs! I'm not sure if mom robin was scared or just wanted to show off her eggs, but I'll settle on the latter. It was a nice gesture and I would be kind of disappointed in her for bailing on her kids so quickly. I mean, we were inside for goodness' sake, and we weren't being threatening at all.
I headed up there yesterday to get something out of the attic and also to see what me friend the robin and her family were up to. Long story short, there were only three eggs this time and one baby robin chick! I'm excited to head up there tonight and see what is happening at the robin residence!
Set up a live webcam! (pay attention to the camera angle)
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A fox in the middle of Topeka!
NSFW - wrong kind of fox
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 29, 2013, 01:20:05 PM
Negative Ghost Rider.
That's a shame because they are amazing. I'll work on it.
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Post by: steve dave on May 29, 2013, 01:28:19 PM
Negative Ghost Rider.
That's a shame because they are amazing. I'll work on it.
do tapatalk hosted (unless you've used your maximum)
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Post by: pissclams on May 29, 2013, 01:47:55 PM
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Post by: slobber on May 29, 2013, 02:20:23 PM
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower. So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake. He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock). Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?" I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.Are you sure it wasn't a copperhead? I have a buddy that was bitten by a 12" copperhead last week. His arm swol up like yla flinging 45's. He was out of commission for 4 days. :ohno:
Post by: slobber on May 29, 2013, 02:21:41 PM
eff you guys for not acknowledging my story.Insecure much? Your story is great. Give me a chance. I am supposed to be working.
Post by: Bloodfart on May 29, 2013, 02:26:16 PM
Post by: ben ji on May 29, 2013, 02:33:02 PM
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower. So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake. He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock). Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?" I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.
Found a lil garter snake in my backyard the other day when I was planting some flowers. Kept him in a pot for a while then let him go :D
Post by: puniraptor on May 29, 2013, 02:33:46 PM
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 29, 2013, 02:38:20 PM
eff you guys for not acknowledging my story.
bf your kid is an adorable cold hearted killer
this is just what he wanted. let's all talk about Bf's adorable kids in the amazing animal stories thread :rolleyes:
Post by: sys on May 29, 2013, 04:45:09 PM
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower. So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake. He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock). Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?" I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.
good for you, bloodfart.
Post by: sys on May 29, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
Post by: Rams on May 29, 2013, 06:55:49 PM
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower. So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake. He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock). Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?" I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.I used to love when my parents would mow when I was little. I would always end up with at least one garter snake to play with. I was obsessed with snakes for most of my childhood. one bit me one time between my fingers and I freaked the eff out. my dad was laughing and I was all pissed like "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I JUST GOT BIT BY A SNAKE.". he was all "lol you probably just broke the poor thing's tooth."
Post by: steve dave on May 29, 2013, 07:01:12 PM
Post by: Rams on May 29, 2013, 07:05:21 PM
Garter snakes will poop on you. griiiizzzzooooooooos.oh man I totally got pooped on all the time! it was super gross but I was a kid so I was like whatever, ya know?
Post by: Spaces on May 30, 2013, 12:25:37 AM
Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2013, 07:35:35 AM
There's a squirrel that walks up to my window at work and waits for me to notice her (will climb up on a chair if I don't see her on the ground) and then I feed her sunflower seeds and she eats them so fast :D
I would take a 50% paycut to have that at my office :horrorsurprise:
Post by: Fedor on May 30, 2013, 08:05:05 AM
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 30, 2013, 09:10:18 AM
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 30, 2013, 09:19:47 AM
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 30, 2013, 09:24:33 AM
There's a squirrel that walks up to my window at work and waits for me to notice her (will climb up on a chair if I don't see her on the ground) and then I feed her sunflower seeds and she eats them so fast :D
Oh man. One time we were waiting for the gondola to go down from the top of Masada (hiked up :gocho:), and my buddy fed this bird a chip or something. We got scolded pretty good for that by this Jew from New York. :frown:
Post by: sys on May 30, 2013, 10:13:24 AM
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 30, 2013, 10:17:42 AM
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.
Post by: Panjandrum on May 30, 2013, 10:18:36 AM
My wife bought these colored strips to try and distract him, but that didn't work. We put up a fake owl, and he crapped on it. We put up a bird feeder in the front yard to try and use other birds to scare him away, but he's still there.
Day after day, he just flies into my front door. I have no idea what we did to make him mad, but it's his life's mission to attack that door.
Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2013, 10:19:31 AM
Post by: Mr Bread on May 30, 2013, 12:15:30 PM
he sees his reflection in the glass
self-loather
Post by: jc_jax on May 30, 2013, 02:21:39 PM
...We put up a fake owl, and he crapped on it...
Boss.
Post by: Rams on May 30, 2013, 03:18:13 PM
IT DOESN'T HAVE A rough ridin' RATTLE!! hard to tell from the pic but it was probably a bullsnake. your mom did the mice and rat population a huge favor. bullsnakes are slightly more dangerous than garter snakes...and earthworms...but only slightly.Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.
Post by: pissclams on May 30, 2013, 03:24:27 PM
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 30, 2013, 03:27:10 PM
Post by: Rams on May 30, 2013, 03:32:03 PM
that's a damn rat snakeyeah, you're probably right. basically the same thing though. completely harmless to humans and good for keeping the rodent population in check.
Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2013, 03:34:45 PM
Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2013, 03:37:28 PM
:dubious:
I enjoyed your story fwiw
Post by: Bloodfart on May 30, 2013, 10:58:49 PM
god punished ALL snakes to forever have their heads crushed by the heels of woman kind because satan inhabited the body of one to tempt eve. 'course eve got child birth pain as her end of the deal. true actual thing in the bible.
What a turd post. I'm a disappoint SD. SMH
Post by: sys on May 31, 2013, 01:34:18 AM
Post by: jtksu on May 31, 2013, 02:46:16 AM
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.
1) WTF is a sticky board thing?
2) Your mom did the right thing. When you're face to face with a man eater, you have to make a decision. Kill or be killed. I always choose kill. (so far anyway.)
3) Kinda (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) that your mom had to rescue you.
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 31, 2013, 09:30:15 AM
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.
is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? are you? you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.
i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.
1) WTF is a sticky board thing?
2) Your mom did the right thing. When you're face to face with a man eater, you have to make a decision. Kill or be killed. I always choose kill. (so far anyway.)
3) Kinda (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) that your mom had to rescue you.
1. A sticky board thing is a 5x7in piece of sticky board that traps bugs when they run across. Earlier in the thread I told a story of my mom catching and killing a small snake with one in my grandma's uninhabited house. sys hated hearing that.
2. We haven't killed the snake in the pics, i was kidding. But perhaps i'll take your advice and track him down with the mower.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 03, 2013, 09:55:05 AM
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Post by: michigancat on June 04, 2013, 03:48:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBgDrAjDPqw
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 04, 2013, 04:31:48 PM
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 05, 2013, 10:31:14 AM
Post by: asava on June 05, 2013, 10:37:11 AM
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.
:surprised:
that is awesome. so jealous right now.
Post by: Spaces on June 05, 2013, 11:11:33 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 05, 2013, 11:13:01 AM
Watched North America on Animal Planet last night. :surprised:What things got eaten?
Post by: Spaces on June 05, 2013, 11:18:09 AM
Bears and foxes chowed down on some salmon, a woodpecker and a squirrel got in a big fight over a nut, and a shark ate a baby fish. Really great show.Watched North America on Animal Planet last night. :surprised:What things got eaten?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 05, 2013, 11:23:26 AM
:love:Bears and foxes chowed down on some salmon, a woodpecker and a squirrel got in a big fight over a nut, and a shark ate a baby fish. Really great show.Watched North America on Animal Planet last night. :surprised:What things got eaten?
Post by: sys on June 05, 2013, 03:41:25 PM
saw and albino squirrel this morning. it was eating a nut :D
where at!?! are you sure it was an albino and not a white squirrel?
Post by: Bloodfart on June 05, 2013, 04:24:11 PM
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.
:surprised:
that is awesome. so jealous right now.
You must have a huge porch Stevesie. There is an owl that makes a nest above the big doors in one of my dad's machine sheds every year. Sometimes you can see 2 fuzzy heads poking out of the nest. If the mom owl is in the nest she will clap her beak loudly at you until you leave. She looks like this ---> :comeatme:
Post by: Rams on June 05, 2013, 07:39:17 PM
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.pro tip: it wasn't sleeping
Post by: puniraptor on June 10, 2013, 04:35:31 PM
Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.
I recommend you play this game as well.
Post by: asava on June 10, 2013, 04:44:15 PM
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.
Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.
I recommend you play this game as well.
I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 10, 2013, 04:57:54 PM
HEY COW!!!
Post by: Frankenklein on June 10, 2013, 07:11:40 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 10, 2013, 07:52:37 PM
Post by: Gooch on June 13, 2013, 02:31:00 PM
http://t.co/HxqvGHcIYt
Post by: CNS on June 13, 2013, 02:32:12 PM
http://t.co/HxqvGHcIYt
I bet that person could sell that dog on ebay for like a million dollars given that toast and potato chips go for like a grand.
Post by: jtksu on June 13, 2013, 03:36:26 PM
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.
Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.
I recommend you play this game as well.
I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.
I also play this game except I call it "MOOOOOO!"
Post by: Frankenklein on June 13, 2013, 03:44:55 PM
I always scream "Moooooove over you're standing in my hay" Man they are so sick of hearing that one,stupid cowsSo we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.
Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.
I recommend you play this game as well.
I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.
I also play this game except I call it "MOOOOOO!"
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 13, 2013, 04:56:27 PM
:sdeek:
http://t.co/HxqvGHcIYt
:horrorsurprise:
Post by: jc_jax on June 13, 2013, 05:13:57 PM
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.
Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.
I recommend you play this game as well.
I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.
I also play this game except I call it "MOOOOOO!"
I play this game with horses and honking at them. I like it when they get startled and then look all bored like they didn't really get startled by it.
Post by: ben ji on June 13, 2013, 08:28:24 PM
Was driving to a wedding out in BFE last month and something had spooked some horses and caused them to run through a barb wire fence. Traffic was stopped and one horse was in the middle of the road soaked in blood with chunks ripped out of it.
Post by: Frankenklein on June 13, 2013, 08:48:49 PM
Post by: scottwildcat on June 13, 2013, 08:51:21 PM
:sdeek:
http://t.co/HxqvGHcIYt
:horrorsurprise:
Post by: Cire on June 14, 2013, 12:25:53 PM
Post by: jc_jax on June 14, 2013, 07:43:24 PM
Post by: asava on June 17, 2013, 03:12:14 PM
:surprised:
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 17, 2013, 03:21:30 PM
Post by: Unruly on June 18, 2013, 06:33:44 PM
Post by: sys on June 18, 2013, 08:27:01 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/22951423
Post by: deputy dawg on June 18, 2013, 09:29:25 PM
Post by: salcat on June 19, 2013, 03:27:29 AM
Post by: sys on June 19, 2013, 06:33:42 AM
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago.
you did the right thing.
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 19, 2013, 11:38:54 AM
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago. :'(
I've done that before. I was driving home from college my freshman year and tried to avoid it, but it ran into my lane at the last second. All I could think about for the rest of the drive was the unfortunate Republic county family whose pet/ barn cat I had just run over. It has been a real burden in my life.
I'm sorry, Republic county family. I didn't mean to.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 19, 2013, 12:20:15 PM
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago. :'(
I've done that before. I was driving home from college my freshman year and tried to avoid it, but it ran into my lane at the last second. All I could think about for the rest of the drive was the unfortunate Republic county family whose pet/ barn cat I had just run over. It has been a real burden in my life.
I'm sorry, Republic county family. I didn't mean to.
they were bohunks, didn't know they had kittens.
Post by: sys on June 19, 2013, 02:31:23 PM
barn cat I had just run over.
you did the right thing.
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 19, 2013, 02:33:19 PM
barn cat I had just run over.
you did the right thing.
don't be a jerk.
Post by: sys on June 19, 2013, 02:37:22 PM
don't be a jerk.
i'm not.
Post by: michigancat on June 19, 2013, 02:43:49 PM
not as good as the chinese dogs. oh well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/22951423
:surprised:
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 19, 2013, 02:48:20 PM
don't be a jerk.
i'm not.
you're right, you were not being a jerk. you were only trying to make him feel better. i, on the other hand, was trying to start a confrontation with you so that i could post a pic of a severed snake that an in-law sent me. i was the one behaving like a jerk. sorry for accusing you, real-life friend sys.
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 19, 2013, 03:54:54 PM
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 19, 2013, 03:56:36 PM
barn cat I had just run over.
you did the right thing.
I'm having a rough time with the Ross thing. Please don't pile on.
Post by: Unruly on June 19, 2013, 10:59:32 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 20, 2013, 01:58:31 AM
But one time I hit a possum. I was a few seconds from hitting him when he paused in the middle of the road, looked up, and got hit by my Ford Explorer as soon as his head was perpendicular to the road. I laughed hysterically for about a mile. What contrasting experiences.
Post by: _33 on June 20, 2013, 03:07:36 PM
We have two chipmunks that live in our backyard. My kids named them Chip and Dale (they're not very creative kids). Anyway I was out in the yard the other day and I see Chip sitting next to the shed looking at me, so I call the kids over and we are looking at him and talking about how adorable he is and stuff. Just then a stray cat that always hangs around our house walks up with Dale in his mouth! We are horrified obviously and I pick up Meow (cat's name) and pry Dale out of his jaws. He is still alive so I hold Meow and set Dale on the ground to see if he will run away. He tries but his back legs won't work. So he is trying to pull himself away with his front legs. Well I think he might just be in shock because I thought I read one time that it can cause temporary paralysis, so I pick him up and take him to the shed where he and Chip live and put him next to his nest which is this pile of leaves/sticks in the corner of the shed. I close the door and go in for the night. The next day I go back to check on him and he is in the same spot, but dead. I buried him next to the shed. I was really mad at Meow and thought about shooting him with my BB gun to teach him a lesson but my wife reminded me about the circle of life and all that so I didn't.
Post by: Tobias on June 20, 2013, 03:09:13 PM
how are the kids taking it?
Post by: puniraptor on June 20, 2013, 03:10:38 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 20, 2013, 04:38:06 PM
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 20, 2013, 04:43:15 PM
Post by: Frankenklein on June 20, 2013, 04:51:23 PM
maybe if your kids didnt name your pets and creatures that live in your back yard such stupid names this wouldnt have happened.He said Meow :lol: was a stray and never said his kids named him,but I'm guessing they did because he said they're not very creative
Post by: Frankenklein on June 20, 2013, 04:53:30 PM
http://blogs.militarytimes.com/battle-rattle/2013/06/19/corpsman-saves-baby-bunnies-at-camp-pendleton-becomes-internet-star/They're probably gonna die,should just feed them to a dog or something
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 20, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
maybe if your kids didnt name your pets and creatures that live in your back yard such stupid names this wouldnt have happened.
Look at BTK, making jokes about and just loving the crap out of something's brutally painful and tragic death.
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 20, 2013, 05:55:32 PM
Post by: nicname on June 20, 2013, 06:30:17 PM
One time I hit a cat. I wasn't 100% sure what I hit, so I turned around a few blocks later to double check. I saw a grey cat with a pink collar in the middle of the road right where I was sure I had hit something. I teared up a bit, thinking of a small girl finding the body and crying because of the trauma I had put her through.
But one time I hit a possum. I was a few seconds from hitting him when he paused in the middle of the road, looked up, and got hit by my Ford Explorer as soon as his head was perpendicular to the road. I laughed hysterically for about a mile. What contrasting experiences.
Opossums are sweet and gentile creatures, and you probably shouldn't be so flippant about murdering them with your Ford Explorer. They're also the only marsupials in the USA.
Post by: nicname on June 20, 2013, 06:32:58 PM
maybe if your kids didnt name your pets and creatures that live in your back yard such stupid names this wouldnt have happened.
Look at BTK, making jokes about and just loving the crap out of something's brutally painful and tragic death.
But one time I hit a possum. I was a few seconds from hitting him when he paused in the middle of the road, looked up, and got hit by my Ford Explorer as soon as his head was perpendicular to the road. I laughed hysterically for about a mile. What contrasting experiences.
:dunno:
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 20, 2013, 06:40:26 PM
maybe if your kids didnt name your pets and creatures that live in your back yard such stupid names this wouldnt have happened.
Look at BTK, making jokes about and just loving the crap out of something's brutally painful and tragic death.
But one time I hit a possum. I was a few seconds from hitting him when he paused in the middle of the road, looked up, and got hit by my Ford Explorer as soon as his head was perpendicular to the road. I laughed hysterically for about a mile. What contrasting experiences.
:dunno:
Hey man, nobody is going to miss that possum. That is not the case for the cat or chipmunk.
Post by: ben ji on June 20, 2013, 06:49:42 PM
somewhat similar story to 33's. my wife was bored six months ago (i think) so she bought a fish tank with some fish for my son and put it in his room. he was 5 at the time. anyway, a week later and there are seven or eight teeny, tiny, baby fish. apparently one of the fish was pregnant when she bought it. anyway, these baby fish were tiny. like super small. anyway, i'm downstairs and they all freak out when they see them and run down to get me. and my son is just so happy and so proud and it really is kind of cool. because, what the heck? we thought we just got a couple little fish but now there are going to be more and it will be kind of fun to watch them grow. so anyway, they brought me upstairs and most of the baby fish are hiding down at the bottom but one kind of swims up to where the mom is and we are all watching and it's super cute. then the mom sees it, stares at it for a bit, then eats it. i was like uh oh. son saw it, and freaked out. i felt bad. :frown:
Judging by your description of the fish I'm guessing you got lil daris some guppies? I had some guppies when I was younger and saw this all the time, the mom didnt actually eat the baby, she was protecting it by holding inside her mouth.
Post by: sys on June 20, 2013, 07:02:58 PM
Hey man, nobody is going to miss that possum. That is not the case for the cat or chipmunk.
you're one mumped up dude.
Post by: sys on June 20, 2013, 07:04:14 PM
you're right, you were not being a jerk. you were only trying to make him feel better. i, on the other hand, was trying to start a confrontation with you so that i could post a pic of a severed snake that an in-law sent me. i was the one behaving like a jerk. sorry for accusing you, real-life friend sys.
i just wanted to make the point that no one should feel bad about killing a feral cat.
Post by: sys on June 20, 2013, 07:06:55 PM
We have two chipmunks that live in our backyard.
sucks that mhk has no chipmunks. such a great urban animal.
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 20, 2013, 07:15:53 PM
somewhat similar story to 33's. my wife was bored six months ago (i think) so she bought a fish tank with some fish for my son and put it in his room. he was 5 at the time. anyway, a week later and there are seven or eight teeny, tiny, baby fish. apparently one of the fish was pregnant when she bought it. anyway, these baby fish were tiny. like super small. anyway, i'm downstairs and they all freak out when they see them and run down to get me. and my son is just so happy and so proud and it really is kind of cool. because, what the heck? we thought we just got a couple little fish but now there are going to be more and it will be kind of fun to watch them grow. so anyway, they brought me upstairs and most of the baby fish are hiding down at the bottom but one kind of swims up to where the mom is and we are all watching and it's super cute. then the mom sees it, stares at it for a bit, then eats it. i was like uh oh. son saw it, and freaked out. i felt bad. :frown:
Judging by your description of the fish I'm guessing you got lil daris some guppies? I had some guppies when I was younger and saw this all the time, the mom didnt actually eat the baby, she was protecting it by holding inside her mouth.
i don't think so though. within 2/3 days all the babies were gone. :cry:
Post by: puniraptor on June 20, 2013, 08:07:22 PM
Post by: bones129 on June 20, 2013, 09:41:34 PM
somewhat similar story to 33's. my wife was bored six months ago (i think) so she bought a fish tank with some fish for my son and put it in his room. he was 5 at the time. anyway, a week later and there are seven or eight teeny, tiny, baby fish. apparently one of the fish was pregnant when she bought it. anyway, these baby fish were tiny. like super small. anyway, i'm downstairs and they all freak out when they see them and run down to get me. and my son is just so happy and so proud and it really is kind of cool. because, what the heck? we thought we just got a couple little fish but now there are going to be more and it will be kind of fun to watch them grow. so anyway, they brought me upstairs and most of the baby fish are hiding down at the bottom but one kind of swims up to where the mom is and we are all watching and it's super cute. then the mom sees it, stares at it for a bit, then eats it. i was like uh oh. son saw it, and freaked out. i felt bad. :frown:
Judging by your description of the fish I'm guessing you got lil daris some guppies? I had some guppies when I was younger and saw this all the time, the mom didnt actually eat the baby, she was protecting it by holding inside her mouth.
i don't think so though. within 2/3 days all the babies were gone. :cry:
Sad. Return for refund. If they won't take the return, or won't give the refund, drop the murderous mama fish into one of the store's retail tanks and let it feed at will.
Post by: Tobias on June 20, 2013, 09:43:30 PM
Sad. Return for refund. If they won't take the return, or won't give the refund, drop the murderous mama fish into one of the store's retail tanks and let it feed at will.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 20, 2013, 09:44:33 PM
Fish are rough ridin' cold blooded, man.
:thumbs:
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 21, 2013, 02:02:02 AM
Hey man, nobody is going to miss that possum. That is not the case for the cat or chipmunk.
you're one mumped up dude.
I will fight you.
Post by: sys on June 21, 2013, 11:17:49 AM
I will fight you.
why?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 21, 2013, 01:49:07 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 21, 2013, 04:38:13 PM
i like it when stevesie tries to make his cold blooded killing of that possum sound perfectly normally by pointing out that ive never taken a philosophy class and might have dead people in my basement. jerk.
I don't think the issue was that I killed the possum, cold blooded or not, I think the issue is that I laughed about it. But hey, that's bordering the line of a philosophical debate.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 24, 2013, 02:24:13 PM
P.S.- I use to have an ex that called me a red panda because of the way I slept. :don'tcare:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 24, 2013, 02:28:00 PM
Post by: asava on June 24, 2013, 04:29:54 PM
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/24/19117344-rusty-the-runaway-red-panda-found-safe-and-sound?lite Thank god this little guy is safe and sound now.
P.S.- I use to have an ex that called me a red panda because of the way I slept. :don'tcare:
these people are seriously lucky that i didn't find him first.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 24, 2013, 04:31:02 PM
I know, right? Adorable!http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/24/19117344-rusty-the-runaway-red-panda-found-safe-and-sound?lite Thank god this little guy is safe and sound now.
P.S.- I use to have an ex that called me a red panda because of the way I slept. :don'tcare:
these people are seriously lucky that i didn't find him first.
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 27, 2013, 01:57:53 PM
http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2013/06/26/13/06/66-15lzhH.St.55.jpeg (http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2013/06/26/13/06/66-15lzhH.St.55.jpeg)
Go Cats.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 27, 2013, 02:12:53 PM
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Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2013, 05:48:15 PM
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 30, 2013, 06:38:27 PM
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Post by: kitten_mittons on June 30, 2013, 07:35:50 PM
I saw an armadillo on a country road in McPherson county on Friday night. That's probably the furthest north an armadillo has ever been.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6eKAcPngeI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Post by: sys on June 30, 2013, 11:03:03 PM
sys, guy who works for my dad took this today. anaconda probably?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi256.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh193%2Fstevedaveksu%2FUntitled_zps39079eb7.png&hash=93bf4d90eedd353752cda35570d1b3ea4adf2b2f)
yes, see if the guy who works for your dad can still shoot it. great pic, btw.
Post by: sys on June 30, 2013, 11:05:49 PM
I saw an armadillo on a country road in McPherson county on Friday night. That's probably the furthest north an armadillo has ever been.
they're in nebraska now, heading for south dakota. they're a wonderful success story.
Post by: asava on July 01, 2013, 10:32:10 AM
sys, guy who works for my dad took this today. anaconda probably?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi256.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh193%2Fstevedaveksu%2FUntitled_zps39079eb7.png&hash=93bf4d90eedd353752cda35570d1b3ea4adf2b2f)
yes, see if the guy who works for your dad can still shoot it. great pic, btw.
no way that is an anaconda. the markings look way off. but i also am not the resident snake expert, what makes you think thats a 'conda, sys?
Post by: sys on July 01, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
no way that is an anaconda. the markings look way off. but i also am not the resident snake expert, what makes you think thats a 'conda, sys?
you're right, i had another browser window open and looked at the wrong picture. sd's snake is a black mamba. be careful when you shoot them, if you don't get them right in the anus, it'll bounce off and they can jump 6 feet straight up.
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 01, 2013, 10:42:06 AM
I'll take this one. SD, that is a coral snake.
:dubious:
Post by: asava on July 01, 2013, 11:21:35 AM
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Post by: hatingfrancisco on July 10, 2013, 02:33:58 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.seriouseats.com%2Fimages%2F2013%2F07%2F20130709-pig-eating-ice-cream.jpg&hash=5d19e992456bbe3e562e640fc17fd46313a8702e)
Portrait of me outside of Call Hall today! :love:
Post by: ben ji on July 10, 2013, 02:50:32 PM
Would still be suprised if he makes it another week but I'm giving it my all to make sure this lil guy lives.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on July 10, 2013, 02:51:17 PM
Post by: pissclams on July 10, 2013, 03:22:34 PM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 10, 2013, 03:30:19 PM
Post by: steve dave on July 10, 2013, 03:31:01 PM
Post by: ben ji on July 10, 2013, 03:35:50 PM
you know what we caught the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy go sometime?
Your analogy sucks, let me fix it for you.
you know what we rescued the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle that was deathly injured and unable to move, looked like someone had run over it or something because its back legs were not working. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then gave up trying to save his life and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy die at the hands of a stray cat/heat stroke on the pavement/neglect?
Post by: ben ji on July 10, 2013, 03:36:56 PM
you should be refreshing his strawberrys every day
Took all the strawberry's out after picture(old and getting moldy) and gave him some grapes and fresh green grass to munch on.
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 10, 2013, 03:54:17 PM
you know what we caught the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy go sometime?
Your analogy sucks, let me fix it for you.you know what we rescued the other day about a hundred yards from my house? a little turtle that was deathly injured and unable to move, looked like someone had run over it or something because its back legs were not working. you know what we did with him? brought him inside for the night and then gave up trying to save his life and then released him in the morning. benji- do you plan on letting that lil guy die at the hands of a stray cat/heat stroke on the pavement/neglect?
i didn't mean it that way. we did catch the turtle though and i am curious as to your plans to possibly let this little guy back into the world.
Post by: asava on July 10, 2013, 03:56:44 PM
Post by: CNS on July 10, 2013, 04:06:24 PM
word on the street is that ben ji is really just keeping it alive until he is able to use it as bait for his next fishing adventure. some people.
I don't know. This screams animal black market.
Post by: ben ji on July 10, 2013, 04:38:34 PM
If he survives but does not recover full functionality in his legs I will probably make a big ass atrium thing for him in a 55 gallon fish tank and let him live out his life munching on strawberries and grapes.
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 08:24:06 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2013, 08:26:35 AM
Post by: pissclams on July 11, 2013, 08:33:58 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 11, 2013, 08:38:00 AM
Post by: Tobias on July 11, 2013, 08:40:52 AM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 11, 2013, 08:42:56 AM
ben ji can we get a webcam feed on this little fella?
i sure hope so
Post by: Tobias on July 11, 2013, 08:44:57 AM
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 08:51:22 AM
Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2013, 08:52:53 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 11, 2013, 09:00:24 AM
Post by: sys on July 11, 2013, 09:18:00 AM
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 09:25:33 AM
you need to give it more than fruit and grass. it needs protein and more calorie-dense foods. if you don't want to buy anything especially for it, offer it breads, tortillas, etc. dry dog food is great. pretty much all rodents love peanut butter.
Thanks sys, I'll give it some bread and dogfood for lunch.
Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2013, 09:28:36 AM
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 09:32:13 AM
make it tiny little peanut butter sandwiches
:D
Post by: Fedor on July 11, 2013, 09:34:46 AM
make it tiny little peanut butter sandwichesYou touched my heart with this one SD.
Post by: asava on July 11, 2013, 09:55:32 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F05jVseL.jpg&hash=cdeba16afa85e86d4324ae09ff73e136b67351b7)
:horrorsurprise:
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 11, 2013, 09:58:19 AM
Alright so last night, at some point between 11:30 and 1:30, my dogs just started going OFF. Barking as loud as they could for about 10 minutes. Lady Asava and I were so tired we just got annoyed, and told them to keep quiet. Eventually they piped down. Fast forward to this morning, and we find this...
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:horrorsurprise:
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
he was probably trying to get at one of those five month old pigs heads you have drying out in the garage.
Post by: asava on July 11, 2013, 10:01:47 AM
Alright so last night, at some point between 11:30 and 1:30, my dogs just started going OFF. Barking as loud as they could for about 10 minutes. Lady Asava and I were so tired we just got annoyed, and told them to keep quiet. Eventually they piped down. Fast forward to this morning, and we find this...
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F05jVseL.jpg&hash=cdeba16afa85e86d4324ae09ff73e136b67351b7)
:horrorsurprise:
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
he was probably trying to get at one of those five month old pigs heads you have drying out in the garage.
i totally would have given him one if he had asked politely.
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 10:06:41 AM
When he comes back pop him a couple of times with your huge bear gun then skin him up and make a nice bear rug to throw in front of your fire place.
Post by: asava on July 11, 2013, 10:08:11 AM
Only 1 thing you can do Asava, get your BIGGEST gun and wait for the bear to come back, maybe throw some dead fish or pig heads in the lawn to attract him.
When he comes back pop him a couple of times with your huge bear gun then skin him up and make a nice bear rug to throw in front of your fire place.
I have to admit, that would be nice.
Post by: SEK_EMAW on July 11, 2013, 10:16:40 AM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 11, 2013, 10:20:53 AM
Let the dogs outonly the baha men can let the dogs out
Post by: Fldermaus on July 11, 2013, 10:48:29 AM
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
My garage has been similarly attacked. If you need a visual of what you're up against...
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2F0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg&hash=66cbfccfc3f288e5f0d4735c0433b6293f33ccaa) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg.html)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 11, 2013, 10:50:16 AM
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 11, 2013, 11:18:27 AM
Post by: Tobias on July 11, 2013, 11:20:58 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 11, 2013, 11:31:04 AM
Post by: asava on July 11, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
My garage has been similarly attacked. If you need a visual of what you're up against...
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2F0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg&hash=66cbfccfc3f288e5f0d4735c0433b6293f33ccaa) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg.html)
so rough ridin' cute.
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 11, 2013, 11:38:53 AM
A bear attacked my garage door. Driving through the neighborhood this morning and there was trash scattered throughout peoples yards. Guess i should listen to the dogs next time. Would have loved to gotten footage of this. *bear swipes garage door* "What is this? Styrofoam? Awful." *leaves and destroys some other sad saps garage door.*
My garage has been similarly attacked. If you need a visual of what you're up against...
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2F0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg&hash=66cbfccfc3f288e5f0d4735c0433b6293f33ccaa) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/0516131808b_zpsc847975a.jpg.html)
looks like a common garden snake to me, but it could be a rattle snake. not sure on this one. SYS?!
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 12:32:01 PM
He chose the bread! (All credit goes to sys)
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Post by: pissclams on July 11, 2013, 01:02:36 PM
i wonder if we should have some sort of telethon to raise some money for its treatment, like Jerry Lewis does for the kids missing a chromosome.
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 11, 2013, 01:04:16 PM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 11, 2013, 01:12:33 PM
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 11, 2013, 01:13:39 PM
Post by: pissclams on July 11, 2013, 01:14:26 PM
chipmunkfest and have trim fly hosie in again.
can't wait to eat at lucha again
Post by: asava on July 11, 2013, 01:14:40 PM
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 01:17:48 PM
so does he drag himself around by his front legs? has he shown any signs of improvement?
i wonder if we should have some sort of telethon to raise some money for its treatment, like Jerry Lewis does for the kids missing a chromosome.
Definitely showing some improvement, I honestly thought he was dead one time on tuesday.
He has limited use of his back legs and kind of jumps/bursts about 6 inches then will drag himself with his front legs. He ran around a bit today in the garage when I was cleaning his cage.
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 11, 2013, 01:19:46 PM
chipmunkfest and have trim fly hosie in again.
can't wait to eat at lucha again
can't wait to not remember it
Post by: pissclams on July 11, 2013, 01:42:28 PM
so does he drag himself around by his front legs? has he shown any signs of improvement?
i wonder if we should have some sort of telethon to raise some money for its treatment, like Jerry Lewis does for the kids missing a chromosome.
Definitely showing some improvement, I honestly thought he was dead one time on tuesday.
He has limited use of his back legs and kind of jumps/bursts about 6 inches then will drag himself with his front legs. He ran around a bit today in the garage when I was cleaning his cage.
i wonder if a vet would just be like, no we won't fix him. or if some day he'll regain his once spry dexterity without medicine.
Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2013, 02:33:15 PM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 11, 2013, 02:35:22 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 11, 2013, 02:36:05 PM
we should list three things available in ben ji's kitchen and then place bets on which one he chooses tomorrow! :excited:
Highest potential for rigging since the last Egyptian election.
Post by: Tobias on July 11, 2013, 03:02:44 PM
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 03:03:48 PM
so do you have that webcam hooked up yet ben ji or am i gonna have to send you one?
If you send me a webcam I will hook it up.
Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2013, 03:05:27 PM
-gumball machine hooked to the side of the box filled with blueberries
-whenever a poster donates 25 cents to the chipmunk recovery fund the gumball machine spits out a blueberry for the chipmunk
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2013, 03:08:03 PM
-webcam on box
-gumball machine hooked to the side of the box filled with blueberries
-whenever a poster donates 25 cents to the chipmunk recovery fund the gumball machine spits out a blueberry for the chipmunk
I like this, maybe set up a couple....like for 50cent the chipmunk gets a strawberry and for a dollar a tray pops out with a mini PB sandwich(no crusts)
Post by: OK_Cat on July 11, 2013, 03:24:39 PM
Post by: pissclams on July 11, 2013, 03:26:14 PM
-webcam on box
-gumball machine hooked to the side of the box filled with blueberries
-whenever a poster donates 25 cents to the chipmunk recovery fund the gumball machine spits out a blueberry for the chipmunk
saul can do this i bet
Post by: WildcatNkilt on July 11, 2013, 03:31:14 PM
Post by: Frankenklein on July 11, 2013, 04:40:46 PM
Ben Ji if the little guy will always have a limp, I'd be hesitant to release him back into the wild where snakes could make a meal out of him.Also if the little guy is actually a little gal she could fully regain use of her legs but possibly have damage to the pelvic area that would cause problems giving birth,like death. This happened to a cat I had
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 11, 2013, 04:43:19 PM
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Post by: Tobias on July 13, 2013, 11:12:16 AM
Post by: steve dave on July 13, 2013, 03:37:24 PM
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Post by: ben ji on July 15, 2013, 08:14:24 AM
hey ben ji, saturday morning check-in... how's little bro doing?
He's doing great, moving alot more and at alot faster speeds. Going to clean out his cage on my lunch break today and will let the lil guy run around the garage to see how much he has improved since last week.
Post by: Tobias on July 15, 2013, 08:17:36 AM
hey ben ji, saturday morning check-in... how's little bro doing?
He's doing great, moving alot more and at alot faster speeds. Going to clean out his cage on my lunch break today and will let the lil guy run around the garage to see how much he has improved since last week.
STUD!
Post by: steve dave on July 15, 2013, 08:33:23 AM
Post by: ben ji on July 15, 2013, 08:34:21 AM
will he run up your back and perch on your shoulder yet?
Nope, he does let me pet him and scratch his back.
Post by: Rams on July 15, 2013, 08:44:27 AM
is that as amazing as it sounds?will he run up your back and perch on your shoulder yet?
Nope, he does let me pet him and scratch his back.
also could we get a close up picture of the little guy/gal?
Post by: pissclams on July 15, 2013, 08:50:19 AM
Post by: WildcatNkilt on July 15, 2013, 09:02:43 AM
2) Have you thought about knitting a tiny outfit? (for gamedays and stuff)
3) You are a great person ben ji
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2013, 09:24:30 AM
Post by: ben ji on July 15, 2013, 09:30:02 AM
1) Have you named him/her?
2) Have you thought about knitting a tiny outfit? (for gamedays and stuff)
3) You are a great person ben ji
1. Not yet, OKcat said Emawnk earlier which I kink of like.
2. I have! I really want a teeny purple cape with a powercat on it.
3. I'm sure 90% of the board would do the same
Post by: Tobias on July 15, 2013, 09:32:34 AM
Was swimming at Black Swan Lake this weekend and there's all these fish that congregate by the pool because kids feed them I guess. Also there was a big snapping turtle. :sdeek: So I jumped in and grabbed him by the tail. As I was hoisting him by the tail I could feel like vertebrae being popped. I held him for a while and then my arm got tired so I let him go.
i'll go ahead and defer to the experts here, but that doesn't sound very smart emo
Post by: OK_Cat on July 15, 2013, 01:09:02 PM
1) Have you named him/her?
2) Have you thought about knitting a tiny outfit? (for gamedays and stuff)
3) You are a great person ben ji
1. Not yet, OKcat said Emawnk earlier which I kink of like.
2. I have! I really want a teeny purple cape with a powercat on it.
3. I'm sure 90% of the board would do the same
i named the pony EPAW, also. kstate related names are my thing.
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2013, 01:14:56 PM
Was swimming at Black Swan Lake this weekend and there's all these fish that congregate by the pool because kids feed them I guess. Also there was a big snapping turtle. :sdeek: So I jumped in and grabbed him by the tail. As I was hoisting him by the tail I could feel like vertebrae being popped. I held him for a while and then my arm got tired so I let him go.
i'll go ahead and defer to the experts here, but that doesn't sound very smart emo
Very brave though, right? Are you convinced I might be a badass?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 15, 2013, 01:20:32 PM
Post by: Pett on July 15, 2013, 01:36:31 PM
No way you can tell me it had been hit and removed already. Amazing story of survival.
Well anyways just thought I would share
Post by: steve dave on July 15, 2013, 01:45:52 PM
Post by: Tobias on July 15, 2013, 01:56:45 PM
way to stop and help him out Pett you piece of crap
pett, be very glad tortuga isn't handing out colors for that little stunt
Post by: Pett on July 15, 2013, 02:33:50 PM
way to stop and help him out Pett you piece of crapHe made the first decision to go out there sd, I didn't. You have to learn to live with your mistakes
Post by: Frankenklein on July 15, 2013, 02:38:15 PM
So this morning I was driving to work and I spotted a turtle crossing a very busy four lane road (going at the usual leisurely pace) and thought there was no way he would make it. Well later I went home for lunch and it WASN'T dead in the streetA nice person probably stopped and helped him
No way you can tell me it had been hit and removed already. Amazing story of survival.
Well anyways just thought I would share
Post by: steve dave on July 15, 2013, 02:38:28 PM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 15, 2013, 03:54:08 PM
Post by: OK_Cat on July 15, 2013, 03:57:49 PM
i ran over a squirrel with my work van last week. It zigged and zagged too many times. :frown:
yeah, hate when they do that. i've gone out of my way to not hit them, and they run right into the tire. :embarrassed:
Post by: Frankenklein on July 15, 2013, 04:57:31 PM
I think that's why we have the phrase/term squirrely.Like "I got all squirrely doing a burnout"i ran over a squirrel with my work van last week. It zigged and zagged too many times. :frown:
yeah, hate when they do that. i've gone out of my way to not hit them, and they run right into the tire. :embarrassed:
Post by: Pett on July 15, 2013, 07:46:22 PM
did I tell you guys the story about how I was on the way to work a couple years ago and a mother duck and all her ducklings were crossing a four lane road and I threw on the hazards and blocked both north bound lanes and herded them off the east side of the road towards the pond where they lived? felt good.Oh wow I'm crap :frown:
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 15, 2013, 08:34:08 PM
Post by: ben ji on July 16, 2013, 12:47:56 PM
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Post by: puniraptor on July 16, 2013, 12:48:57 PM
I love happy endings!
Post by: Tobias on July 16, 2013, 12:49:43 PM
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 16, 2013, 01:54:17 PM
Post by: ben ji on July 16, 2013, 02:01:23 PM
I was keeping him in a tubbermaid container in a spare bedroom, go to check on him over lunch and he isnt there! Move all the grass around and still no Emawnk...Check under bed and dresser...Nothing, then I see the tail and snap a pic....pull on tail but he wont fit through crevice of vent cover and wall....take off vent cover and go to grab him and BOOM, darts into vent.
The actual duct is about 6-12 inches below the vent/wall opening and I could hear him moving around in there
Vent-----> =]
Floor --> ---------------- ]
Duct---> ______________________/
I Put a T-shirt down the vent for him to climb out on and really hope he does, last thing I need is Emawnk dying in my ductwork.
Post by: steve dave on July 16, 2013, 02:02:50 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 16, 2013, 02:10:15 PM
man, what an amazing adventure you guys are having together. your house is just like Perfect Strangers.
Balki the chimpumk! :love:
Post by: OK_Cat on July 16, 2013, 04:07:06 PM
Post by: slobber on July 16, 2013, 04:44:06 PM
you guys, what if emawnk was faking this whole time, and now he's going to call in an army of 'munks to takeover the house?This is a great point. In case sd doesn't jump back on here for a couple of hours, I'll go ahead and say it:
BURN IT DOWN!
Post by: ben ji on July 16, 2013, 06:39:43 PM
Emawnk made it out of the vent by the time I got home and was chilling in the room.
His legs are also doing MUCH better, took me and my brother about 5 minutes to corral(sp?) him and get him back to his makeshift home.
He still has a slight limp and couldnt really make it across the room but he is definitely doing better than a week ago.
Post by: steve dave on July 16, 2013, 06:45:42 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 16, 2013, 06:46:37 PM
Any way you could muzzle Lady and let her chase him about so that he can develop his escape and evasion skills? He's going to need them in the wild.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 16, 2013, 07:14:33 PM
Post by: Tobias on July 16, 2013, 07:44:48 PM
http://www.wimp.com/chihuahuawheelchair/
no shoulders? shopped
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 16, 2013, 07:47:57 PM
Post by: Tobias on July 16, 2013, 07:50:15 PM
it looked like a bucking bronco running through the grass :D
good descripto :lol:
Post by: SabiNation on July 17, 2013, 08:20:41 AM
Post by: steve dave on July 17, 2013, 08:33:52 AM
took me and my brother about 5 minutes to corral(sp?) him.....He still has a slight limp and couldnt really make it across the room
also, enjoyed this ben ji
Post by: steve dave on July 18, 2013, 05:56:53 PM
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Post by: pissclams on July 18, 2013, 06:42:47 PM
Post by: Tobias on July 18, 2013, 06:59:55 PM
Good news and GOOD NEWS.
Emawnk made it out of the vent by the time I got home and was chilling in the room.
His legs are also doing MUCH better, took me and my brother about 5 minutes to corral(sp?) him and get him back to his makeshift home.
He still has a slight limp and couldnt really make it across the room but he is definitely doing better than a week ago.
little guy still doing OK?
Post by: sys on July 18, 2013, 09:11:48 PM
sys, this was just taken less than a mile from the previous man eating snake picture in Meade (same one?). apparently they have Guineafowl and this guy/gal loves their eggs
if you give me the guy's name and address, i'll see if i can swing by to beat the crap out of him the next time i'm in the neighborhood.
Post by: HerrSonntag on July 18, 2013, 11:21:54 PM
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Seemed friendly so i thought it was one of my neighbor's, just catting around for the night. When i reached down to pet it, i noticed it lacked a tag, which isn't an immediate sign of a stray, but it also seemed to have a few fleas ( :sdeek: ) and was a little on the thin side... so i think it might be an abandoned pet guys, which is super :bawl:
Anyways, set out a bowl of water and a can of refried beans i had no intention to eat (who brings, much less leaves, crap like that at someone's house?) and it ate a little bit. After reading the chipmunk story i put some peanut butter on some bread and she seems to like that more. I'm not letting this thing inside, as is, but if its still around tomorrow i might pick up a flea collar for it and consider keeping it around until i can find a home for her, other than that,anyone have any suggestions?
Post by: ben ji on July 19, 2013, 12:20:47 AM
Post by: sys on July 19, 2013, 01:14:59 AM
anyone have any suggestions?
put it to sleep before it kills all the neighborhood chipmunks.
Post by: HerrSonntag on July 19, 2013, 08:24:25 AM
anyone have any suggestions?
put it to sleep before it kills all the neighborhood chipmunks.
Wichita is too far south and/or west for chipmunks, but maybe the neighborhood squirrels might have reason to fear, but who cares, those things are nuts :fatty:
Post by: sys on July 19, 2013, 12:47:21 PM
Post by: ben ji on July 19, 2013, 01:06:44 PM
Post by: Panjandrum on July 19, 2013, 01:11:22 PM
it'll kill something cute, you can count on it.
I miss the stray cat that used to prowl our neighborhood. It killed all of the field mice.
Post by: sys on July 19, 2013, 01:13:37 PM
I miss the stray cat that used to prowl our neighborhood. It killed all of the field mice.
you sound Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Post by: Panjandrum on July 19, 2013, 01:24:29 PM
I miss the stray cat that used to prowl our neighborhood. It killed all of the field mice.
you sound Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Meh. :don'tcare:
Post by: asava on July 19, 2013, 02:18:19 PM
I miss the stray cat that used to prowl our neighborhood. It killed all of the field mice.
you sound Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Meh. :don'tcare:
i think what sys is trying to say here is, "why send a feline to do a serpent's job?"
Post by: asava on July 19, 2013, 02:20:10 PM
I'm probably going to release Emawnk early next week, seems to be doing real well and constantly escapes his rubbermaid container. I put a peice of screen over the top now and will fatten him up with rasberries/nuts/dog food over the weekend then let him live his life. :cry:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.planetminecraft.com%2Ffiles%2Fresource_media%2Fscreenshot%2F1243%2Fsad-i-know-that-feel-bro_3969556_lrg.jpg&hash=867db22db5c3071defd77b79609c7d0f04c41a33)
Post by: Panjandrum on July 19, 2013, 09:28:01 PM
I miss the stray cat that used to prowl our neighborhood. It killed all of the field mice.
you sound Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Meh. :don'tcare:
i think what sys is trying to say here is, "why send a feline to do a serpent's job?"
Hey, I have saved a couple of snakes that were in danger in my yard. We were digging a flower bed, and he almost got slashed by our shovels. So, I picked him up and carried him to the field. Others have been spared from the lawn mower.
I have no beef with snakes. They are great to have when you live next to a field.
Post by: pissclams on July 22, 2013, 08:46:05 AM
Post by: raquetcat on July 22, 2013, 09:16:16 AM
I'm probably going to release Emawnk early next week, seems to be doing real well and constantly escapes his rubbermaid container. I put a peice of screen over the top now and will fatten him up with rasberries/nuts/dog food over the weekend then let him live his life. :cry:
Please take pictures/video of his release back into the wild, then give the video to a go.E video pro who can put the North America music in the background and post it, TIA.
Post by: ben ji on July 23, 2013, 12:17:45 PM
Last spotting was under a couch but when I moved the couch I couldnt find him....Have set a trail of nuts/fruit leading back to his container and hope he returns soon.
Will be releasing him back in the wild tonight assuming I am able to capture him, will take plenty of pics.
Post by: Tobias on July 23, 2013, 12:20:38 PM
Post by: CNS on July 23, 2013, 12:44:38 PM
Dog's nose swelled up to like twice it's normal size. Vet had me give her a bunch of Benadryl and a couple days later she is fine and out trying to catch the snake again!
Her cheeks and basically every part of her mouth and face was very swollen. Was sad watching her, so not being in kill-snake mode right now is a pretty big step for me.
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 23, 2013, 12:45:40 PM
Post by: CNS on July 23, 2013, 12:52:57 PM
lol wait wut you can give bendaryl to animals?!
evidently. :dunno: the vet thought so.
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 23, 2013, 12:56:32 PM
Post by: asava on July 23, 2013, 01:05:02 PM
lol wait wut you can give bendaryl to animals?!
evidently. :dunno: the vet thought so.
people do this all the time to calm their pets down for lightening, anxiety or travel. really nbd. don't know how a keet would respond to it though.
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 23, 2013, 01:42:10 PM
Casey I'm betting your dog was bit by a venomous snake. Usually vets will prescribe an anti-biotic as well because snake mouths have a ton of bacteria allegedly.
Post by: sys on July 23, 2013, 05:17:51 PM
dogs are quite a bit more resistant to pit viper venom than humans are. in general a snakebite in north america is no big deal for a decent-sized dog. and copperheads aren't very venomous, so a copperhead bite is even less of a big deal to a nice big fat lab/bassett.
Post by: CNS on July 23, 2013, 06:58:34 PM
Post by: Tobias on July 23, 2013, 07:13:19 PM
Yeah, the new hood supposedly has a bunch of copperheads and a dece amt of water moccasins.
i hear they're great at solving ghost problems
Post by: sys on July 23, 2013, 07:34:42 PM
Yeah, the new hood supposedly has a bunch of copperheads and a dece amt of water moccasins.
there aren't any water moccasins in kansas city. the nearest population is over a 100 miles to the southeast.
Post by: CNS on July 23, 2013, 07:43:03 PM
Yeah, the new hood supposedly has a bunch of copperheads and a dece amt of water moccasins.
there aren't any water moccasins in kansas city. the nearest population is over a 100 miles to the southeast.
Huh. Had always been told that they arw around here. Used to have a lot of what I assumed were that at the pond in my childhood property. Were bunch of smallish blackish snakes that all lived on/near the pond dam and were somewhat active in the water.
For example: one day we went fishing elsewhere for the first half of the day. We came home and tossed the minnow bucket in the pond to help keep the remainding minnows alive until the afternoon fishing sesh. Went to get the out of the pond a few hours later. Found the bucket to be much heavier than it should be and found a 3' snake fitting the above description in the bucket and a bunch of dead minnows and a bunch of missing minnows. Didn't think black snakes rolled like that.
Post by: sys on July 23, 2013, 07:59:47 PM
there aren't any water moccasins in kansas city.
Huh. Had always been told that they are around here.
people say a lot of inaccurate things, especially about snakes. the snakes at the pond were probably northern watersnakes.
Post by: ben ji on July 23, 2013, 08:04:31 PM
there aren't any water moccasins in kansas city.
Huh. Had always been told that they are around here.
people say a lot of inaccurate things, especially about snakes. the snakes at the pond were probably northern watersnakes.
I learned everything I know about snakes from sys and this thread on my fishing bbs
http://www.catfish1.com/forums/showthread.php?205135-2013-Snake-Population
Post by: sys on July 23, 2013, 08:29:03 PM
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Post by: ben ji on July 23, 2013, 11:22:58 PM
Making a sammy on my lunch break and Emawnk comes darting around in the kitchen, no idea how he got out but he's currently loose somewhere in my house.
Last spotting was under a couch but when I moved the couch I couldnt find him....Have set a trail of nuts/fruit leading back to his container and hope he returns soon.
Will be releasing him back in the wild tonight assuming I am able to capture him, will take plenty of pics.
Conversation earlier between me an my brother who lives in the basement
Ben ji- FYI keep an eye out for EMAWnk upstairs, he escaped today and I have not found him yet.
Brother- He's in the vent again, just heard him rustling around
Ben ji- Which one
Brother- Dont know, it could of been one of the ones from the living room or the spare bedroom.
Ben ji- (sigh) alright (Tries to determine which of 3 vent shafts he could of entered but cant hear him moving) (sets up homemade ladder's in 3 different vents)
Post by: OK_Cat on July 24, 2013, 10:04:50 AM
Post by: ben ji on July 24, 2013, 10:10:38 AM
i took on a swarm (?) of wasps last night in my backyard. the few that escaped will be telling stories for generations of how i systematically destroyed their way of life and everyone that they cared about.
Thats interesting, coming from an Okie
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 24, 2013, 10:11:09 AM
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 24, 2013, 10:14:04 AM
Making a sammy on my lunch break and Emawnk comes darting around in the kitchen, no idea how he got out but he's currently loose somewhere in my house.
Last spotting was under a couch but when I moved the couch I couldnt find him....Have set a trail of nuts/fruit leading back to his container and hope he returns soon.
Will be releasing him back in the wild tonight assuming I am able to capture him, will take plenty of pics.
Conversation earlier between me an my brother who lives in the basement
Ben ji- FYI keep an eye out for EMAWnk upstairs, he escaped today and I have not found him yet.
Brother- He's in the vent again, just heard him rustling around
Ben ji- Which one
Brother- Dont know, it could of been one of the ones from the living room or the spare bedroom.
Ben ji- (sigh) alright (Tries to determine which of 3 vent shafts he could of entered but cant hear him moving) (sets up homemade ladder's in 3 different vents)
oh no. this story really, really needs a happy ending.
Post by: OK_Cat on July 24, 2013, 10:22:06 AM
i took on a swarm (?) of wasps last night in my backyard. the few that escaped will be telling stories for generations of how i systematically destroyed their way of life and everyone that they cared about.
Thats interesting, coming from an Okie
i don't know which stereotype you are going for here
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Post by: Tobias on July 24, 2013, 10:13:30 PM
I saw that little guy at the kickball fields tonight.
lol
Post by: ben ji on July 24, 2013, 10:32:17 PM
i took on a swarm (?) of wasps last night in my backyard. the few that escaped will be telling stories for generations of how i systematically destroyed their way of life and everyone that they cared about.
Thats interesting, coming from an Okie
i don't know which stereotype you are going for here
Native American
Post by: _33 on July 25, 2013, 12:14:46 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 25, 2013, 09:07:28 AM
I was just laying in bed and I heard a noise which I thought was coming from the wall. Sounded like something scurrying around in a vent or something at first. So i got up and went into the hallway and listened. Then I heard a noise that sounded like something running around on the roof. I have cathedral ceilings which follow the roof line so no attic. I went out the front door and as soon as I turned around I saw two raccoons staring at me from the roof. I said "what are you guys doing up there?" and they ran to the other side of the roof where I couldn't see them. I went back inside and they ran around for another 5 minutes or so and then I guess they got off because I haven't heard them for a while. What are they doing up there?
Playing that game where if you touch the ground your entire family dies.
Post by: OK_Cat on July 25, 2013, 09:28:17 AM
i took on a swarm (?) of wasps last night in my backyard. the few that escaped will be telling stories for generations of how i systematically destroyed their way of life and everyone that they cared about.
Thats interesting, coming from an Okie
i don't know which stereotype you are going for here
Native American
wowzers, i didn't even mean for that to happen. guess the killing of a large group starts to become a piece of your being down here.
Post by: ben ji on July 25, 2013, 11:49:05 AM
Sure enough, i get home on my lunch break, start to make a sammy and whooosh, EMAWnk comes running into the kitchen.
Chased him around for about 10 minutes and finally captured him by throwing a towel over him. Took him out side and EMAWnk was set free.
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 25, 2013, 12:01:57 PM
I was just laying in bed and I heard a noise which I thought was coming from the wall. Sounded like something scurrying around in a vent or something at first. So i got up and went into the hallway and listened. Then I heard a noise that sounded like something running around on the roof. I have cathedral ceilings which follow the roof line so no attic. I went out the front door and as soon as I turned around I saw two raccoons staring at me from the roof. I said "what are you guys doing up there?" and they ran to the other side of the roof where I couldn't see them. I went back inside and they ran around for another 5 minutes or so and then I guess they got off because I haven't heard them for a while. What are they doing up there?
you are benji's bro that lives in benji's basement
:sdeek:
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 25, 2013, 12:02:16 PM
Here he is making a break for the fence line!
:emawkid:
Post by: SabiNation on July 25, 2013, 12:24:44 PM
Post by: Tobias on July 25, 2013, 12:33:37 PM
Post by: Tobias on July 25, 2013, 12:34:47 PM
I was just laying in bed and I heard a noise which I thought was coming from the wall. Sounded like something scurrying around in a vent or something at first. So i got up and went into the hallway and listened. Then I heard a noise that sounded like something running around on the roof. I have cathedral ceilings which follow the roof line so no attic. I went out the front door and as soon as I turned around I saw two raccoons staring at me from the roof. I said "what are you guys doing up there?" and they ran to the other side of the roof where I couldn't see them. I went back inside and they ran around for another 5 minutes or so and then I guess they got off because I haven't heard them for a while. What are they doing up there?
you are benji's bro that lives in benji's basement
:sdeek:
i took it as a SYG fable? :dunno:
Post by: pissclams on July 25, 2013, 12:39:10 PM
I heard EMAWnk in the vents last night and really hoped he came out today.
Sure enough, i get home on my lunch break, start to make a sammy and whooosh, EMAWnk comes running into the kitchen.
Chased him around for about 10 minutes and finally captured him by throwing a towel over him. Took him out side and EMAWnk was set free.
grats ben ji. i'm sending a link of this thread to steve balderson in hopes that one day we can put this motivational story onto the silver screen.
Post by: asava on July 25, 2013, 02:42:59 PM
Here he is making a break for the fence line!
Phenomenal. I'm glad there wasn't some sort of twist where once you released him a hawk swooped down and grabbed him.
Post by: steve dave on July 25, 2013, 02:49:47 PM
Post by: asava on July 25, 2013, 03:27:48 PM
Post by: ben ji on July 25, 2013, 06:53:16 PM
yesterday was working on some trails when i heard something rustling in the bush about 10 yards away. i look over and see what appears to be a skunk moving about, but something is weird about it. it looks like its tumbling around. eventually it pops out on the other side of the bush and it's two baby skunks!
:D
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 25, 2013, 07:52:36 PM
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Post by: Tobias on July 25, 2013, 08:10:45 PM
:dubious:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 25, 2013, 08:16:15 PM
that looks more like :blank: to me.OMG, IT DOES!!! :excited:
:dubious:
Post by: Bloodfart on July 25, 2013, 09:04:49 PM
Post by: Kat Kid on July 26, 2013, 08:30:34 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 26, 2013, 08:34:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdYAouQwyG8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdYAouQwyG8)That dolphin wants to bone her so bad.
Post by: pissclams on July 26, 2013, 08:52:01 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 26, 2013, 08:55:07 AM
unless they can prove that dolphin was laughing, i refuse to believe itDid you know that dolphins are the only animals that has sex for pleasure and not to reproduce? I saw that little trivia number on River Monsters. How can they prove that? I know, I think they're full of crap too.
Post by: pissclams on July 26, 2013, 09:36:47 AM
Post by: steve dave on July 26, 2013, 09:37:38 AM
unless they can prove that dolphin was laughing, i refuse to believe itDid you know that dolphins are the only animals that has sex for pleasure and not to reproduce?
not true
Post by: sys on July 26, 2013, 01:41:49 PM
Did you know that dolphins are the only animals that has sex for pleasure and not to reproduce?
people say the stupidest things about animals.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 26, 2013, 01:43:12 PM
Yeah, apparently animal planet does.Did you know that dolphins are the only animals that has sex for pleasure and not to reproduce?
people say the stupidest things about animals.
Post by: sys on July 26, 2013, 01:48:41 PM
Yeah, apparently animal planet does.
did you know cats are the only animals that breathe to distribute oxygen throughout their bodies in order to promote cellular respiration rather than because they don't like suffocating?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 26, 2013, 01:57:17 PM
That would make sense. :don'tcare:Yeah, apparently animal planet does.
did you know cats are the only animals that breathe to distribute oxygen throughout their bodies in order to promote cellular respiration rather than because they don't like suffocating?
Post by: CNS on July 26, 2013, 08:55:35 PM
Yeah, apparently animal planet does.
did you know cats are the only animals that breathe to distribute oxygen throughout their bodies in order to promote cellular respiration rather than because they don't like suffocating?
Not cats. Pretty sure that is a northern water snake.
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Post by: puniraptor on July 26, 2013, 11:35:05 PM
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 27, 2013, 12:34:37 AM
Bonobos bang for every reason you can imagine.So did man for the entire Pleistocene. Lots of boning, but not very much message boarding.
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 27, 2013, 10:55:22 AM
Post by: steve dave on July 27, 2013, 07:23:05 PM
Picture of rattlesnake on rattlesnake gulch sorry picture wasn't closer but this brotha ain't stupid !!! pic.twitter.com/SXUF4XCtrW
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQOFkHACEAAfKr6.jpg:large)
Post by: steve dave on July 27, 2013, 07:25:49 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 27, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on July 28, 2013, 03:18:29 AM
Post by: Institutional Control on July 31, 2013, 11:39:38 AM
Post by: Unruly on July 31, 2013, 01:05:00 PM
http://poinsettcounty.kait8.com/news/news/240253-dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle
possible best headlines entry
Post by: ben ji on July 31, 2013, 09:31:29 PM
Walking the dog today I saw noticed a cat about 20ft away, it was resting next to the curb under the shade of a tree looking cute as can be.
A bird quickly enters the scene and goes for a landing on the street without seeing the cat. As the bird is getting ready to land the cat leaps 2ft in the air, knocks the bird down with its paws then snaps it's neck all in about 1 second before casually walking off with the dead bird in its mouth.
:horrorsurprise:
Post by: sys on July 31, 2013, 10:30:23 PM
Post by: ben ji on July 31, 2013, 10:39:30 PM
you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.
My dog didnt even notice the cat until well after the attack. The cat was across the street and as the attack happened I was thinking how terrible of a hunting dog lady would make.
Post by: sys on July 31, 2013, 10:43:16 PM
Post by: pissclams on July 31, 2013, 10:45:35 PM
dogs are mentally weak and very easily distracted. you can't hold this against them though, it's not their fault. they're inbreds.you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.
My dog didnt even notice the cat until well after the attack. The cat was across the street and as the attack happened I was thinking how terrible of a hunting dog lady would make.
Post by: HerrSonntag on August 01, 2013, 12:23:00 AM
In fairness, birds are inferior animals to cats. It is known.dogs are mentally weak and very easily distracted. you can't hold this against them though, it's not their fault. they're inbreds.you should have encouraged your dog to kill the cat.
My dog didnt even notice the cat until well after the attack. The cat was across the street and as the attack happened I was thinking how terrible of a hunting dog lady would make.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 01, 2013, 09:29:46 AM
Post by: pissclams on August 01, 2013, 09:40:48 AM
Well people use dogs to hunt birds, so there's that.people use dogs to smell birds
Post by: asava on August 01, 2013, 10:05:34 AM
Well people use dogs to hunt birds, so there's that.people use dogs to smell birds
I think there are people out there that use birds to hunt cats/rabbits.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 01, 2013, 10:33:31 AM
Post by: asava on August 01, 2013, 10:35:27 AM
Also people use birds to hunt wolves/coyotes. Really it's a triangle of death.
you can really see why they all hate eachother.
Post by: OK_Cat on August 01, 2013, 10:39:50 AM
Post by: puniraptor on August 01, 2013, 10:41:30 AM
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed. how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed? :sdeek:
which amendments do I have access to?
Post by: asava on August 01, 2013, 10:51:29 AM
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed. how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed? :sdeek:
which amendments do I have access to?
i fight my dog everyday, but he takes it easy on me. if it came down to it, he could easily tear me to shreds. 1 Rhodesian Ridgeback or like 25 pugs.
Post by: sys on August 01, 2013, 11:08:33 AM
if any of those animals formed a brain and organized some sort of animal rebellion, we'd be screwed. how many dogs could you possibly fight off before you got tired and overwhelmed? :sdeek:
tons. kicking is bad for dogs.
Post by: sys on August 01, 2013, 11:09:32 AM
Also people use birds to hunt wolves/coyotes. Really it's a triangle of death.
my grandfather used dogs to hunt coyotes.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 01, 2013, 11:10:47 AM
Post by: sys on August 01, 2013, 11:13:10 AM
Methinks I would like sys grand pa.
maybe. coyotes were the only animal he hunted. he thought deer were too pretty to kill and preferred chicken to quail and pheasant.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 01, 2013, 11:26:13 AM
Post by: asava on August 01, 2013, 11:29:31 AM
Post by: sys on August 01, 2013, 11:33:13 AM
Is there anyway to train a falcon to pick up food from a restaurant down the street and bring it back?
you don't even have to train the falcon. you just need to train the waitstaff to tie the food to a pigeon and the falcon's natural instincts will take over.
Post by: Rams on August 02, 2013, 07:59:01 AM
:D
It's better when it's set to stripper music as seen here starting at 3:07 http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/428276/august-01-2013/threatdown---global-erotic-extremism--mini-muslims---stripper-bears (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/428276/august-01-2013/threatdown---global-erotic-extremism--mini-muslims---stripper-bears)
Post by: asava on August 02, 2013, 12:45:26 PM
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 14, 2013, 02:44:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI)
Post by: _33 on August 14, 2013, 03:14:13 PM
:horrorsurprise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI)
SYS DO NOT WATCH!! REPEAT, DO NOT WATCH!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2013, 04:51:00 PM
Post by: steve dave on August 15, 2013, 07:27:49 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 15, 2013, 07:44:19 AM
Post by: steve dave on August 15, 2013, 10:06:57 AM
:raccoon:
also
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the raccoon family, which includes other animals that make us go "awww" such as cats, dogs and meerkats.
:dubious:
Post by: OK_Cat on August 15, 2013, 10:26:58 AM
Post by: bubbles4ksu on August 15, 2013, 10:37:15 AM
Post by: sys on August 15, 2013, 11:03:16 AM
:horrorsurprise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7C8UqgVK4EI)
SYS DO NOT WATCH!! REPEAT, DO NOT WATCH!
that snake would have been fine with the bite, it's the decapitation.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 15, 2013, 03:45:14 PM
:love:
Post by: Fldermaus on September 03, 2013, 11:22:46 AM
http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal (http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal)
Post by: asava on September 03, 2013, 11:43:59 AM
Post by: CNS on September 03, 2013, 11:48:34 AM
http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal (http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal)
That is pretty damn awesome, except for the penguins themselves.
Post by: sys on September 03, 2013, 10:44:13 PM
http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal (http://gizmodo.com/5405892/national-geographic-photographer-meets-deadly-leopard-seal)
That is pretty damn awesome, except for the penguins themselves.
that's probably the most awesome thing i've seen in a month or so.
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 04, 2013, 09:07:52 AM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 04, 2013, 09:53:15 AM
I had no idea it was that easy for a leopard seal to just catch a penguin.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wYy-YBkE0
its like a crippled fight when they are out of the water
Post by: sys on September 05, 2013, 02:59:07 AM
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/sep/26/world/la-fg-germany-raccoons-20120927
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fworldnewscurator.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F10%2Fnazi-raccoon-2.jpg&hash=6a17a3a5ddfe236f013d52403f19a64146108329)
Post by: steve dave on September 05, 2013, 07:41:23 AM
Post by: felix rex on September 05, 2013, 08:28:58 AM
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"It's a present of the American people," Derk Ehlert, chief wildlife officer for the city of Berlin, said dryly.
We should offer to be their sister city
Post by: ben ji on September 05, 2013, 08:31:46 AM
Post by: Mr Bread on September 05, 2013, 12:03:35 PM
Post by: steve dave on September 05, 2013, 06:11:50 PM
They ate a raccoon on honey boo boo last night.
..... :(
Post by: CNS on September 05, 2013, 08:03:44 PM
Boom. Mystery solved!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 05, 2013, 08:15:27 PM
Thinking benji cleans his fish in his backyard.
Boom. Mystery solved!
or the flies are just feasting and growing from all of ladies poop that he doesn't pick up.
Post by: CNS on September 05, 2013, 08:16:07 PM
Post by: ben ji on September 06, 2013, 12:22:08 AM
Thinking benji cleans his fish in his backyard.
Boom. Mystery solved!
Nope, and they were all gone over the lunch break, was super weird since they were all just chilling there in the morning for no reason.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 10, 2013, 04:08:29 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/10/us/six-clawed-lobster/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
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Post by: steve dave on September 10, 2013, 05:14:16 PM
Post by: HerrSonntag on September 10, 2013, 11:22:53 PM
So, went down and helped my mom with some things around the house and made her diner for mother's day, Sunday, and I got a whim to walk around the back yard along the creek/woods to wax nostalgic.
I hear a rustling in the overgrowth and I go to a portion of the yard that runs all the way up to a ledge carved by the creek when I see it: A small furry mammal bounding through the brush.
I stood still and studied it, keenly. My first thought was a raccoon, it was roughly the size of a mature raccoon, but it was probably a little too big and lacked any stripes or bushy tail. It had more of a weasel shaped body, brown and black and long, though it was very thick around the middle. Around 40lbs or so, it honestly looked just like a wolverine, though how one would find itself in south-central Kansas would be beyond me.
The creature moved in bounds, so it probably had pretty short legs, it would jump up and over the brush around it in a tiring fashion. Far from graceful, it would jump about 30 yards at a time before stopping to turn around and glance back at me to see if I was still watching. Eventually it found some trees and bushes to hide under; though I could still it looking at me (at this point about 80 yards away) it had a black face as well.
Not thinking it resembled any local fauna I was familiar with, I thought maybe it was a stray cat or dog but it was not very canine looking and would have to be a very large cat. Plus it acted too wild to be a stray, I wouldn’t expect even a feral cat to flip out at seeing a person standing on the opposite bank of a creek 30 yards away.
I mentioned the animal to my mom, and she said it was a marmot. An animal I’m familiar with, I’d only ever seen them in the mountains, and usually donning very light sandy blonde hair.
Anyone have any suggestions on this mystery animal?
Mystery animal solved, its a GD louisiana swamp rat! I since I saw it first last spring, i don't think it hitched a ride with any ULL fans, but apparently they have been known to travel up the Arkansas from Oklahoma... should i call the city to trap it or just commando out and take it for a trophy?
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This is Derby KS, Spring creek, about 2 miles up from where it drains into the Arkansas.
Post by: sys on September 11, 2013, 08:08:21 AM
should i call the city to trap it or just commando out and take it for a trophy?
why not just leave it be?
good job iding the animal and posting it.
Post by: Rams on September 11, 2013, 09:42:04 AM
that's a nutria. it's an invasive species that is actually destroying the environment in Louisiana and will likely continue to upset the natural ecosystem wherever it migrates to.should i call the city to trap it or just commando out and take it for a trophy?
why not just leave it be?
dispatch with extreme prejudice.
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 11, 2013, 11:18:28 AM
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 11, 2013, 12:53:49 PM
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2013, 12:54:14 PM
Post by: OregonSmock on September 11, 2013, 01:12:56 PM
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Post by: WildcatNkilt on September 11, 2013, 01:16:40 PM
Guys I've seen two dead 'dillos just south of Olathe this summer. THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER! :pray: :runaway:
I swerved (just a little) to miss a dillo in NW Olathe this past weekend.
Post by: pissclams on September 11, 2013, 01:55:58 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 11, 2013, 04:31:56 PM
true clams factoid: i have never seen an armadillo
PM me and I'll take you to them. One has been there for a few months. It's not going anywhere.
Post by: sys on September 11, 2013, 04:54:00 PM
that's a nutria. it's an invasive species that is actually destroying the environment in Louisiana and will likely continue to upset the natural ecosystem wherever it migrates to.should i call the city to trap it or just commando out and take it for a trophy?
why not just leave it be?
dispatch with extreme prejudice.
i know what it is, dumbass. it isn't hurting anything.
Post by: Rams on September 11, 2013, 05:46:07 PM
don't be stupid.that's a nutria. it's an invasive species that is actually destroying the environment in Louisiana and will likely continue to upset the natural ecosystem wherever it migrates to.should i call the city to trap it or just commando out and take it for a trophy?
why not just leave it be?
dispatch with extreme prejudice.
i know what it is, dumbass. it isn't hurting anything.
Post by: Gooch on September 11, 2013, 05:51:26 PM
Guys I've seen two dead 'dillos just south of Olathe this summer. THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER! :pray: :runaway:True story: Armadillo's carry leprosy.
Post by: sys on September 11, 2013, 10:07:54 PM
don't be stupid.dispatch with extreme prejudice.
i know what it is, dumbass. it isn't hurting anything.
:rolleyes:
Post by: _33 on September 11, 2013, 10:21:23 PM
Post by: CNS on September 11, 2013, 10:25:37 PM
4 raccoons on front porch tonight. Our cat was sitting like 2 feet away just hanging out with them. I think they are best friends!
This is great news.
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Post by: HerrSonntag on September 11, 2013, 10:58:12 PM
don't be stupid.dispatch with extreme prejudice.
i know what it is, dumbass. it isn't hurting anything.
:rolleyes:
the threat must be contained
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 13, 2013, 09:42:57 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/travel/blobfish-ugly-animal/index.html?hpt=hp_c4
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Post by: mocat on September 13, 2013, 12:55:56 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2F106658c86cec9f97d160d8ad9f36d4d3%2Ftumblr_mliactxDVA1r0bv4uo1_400.gif&hash=b806a73d373594c3700625bc56029d0607e76fde)
http://sciencefriday.com/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html#path/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html (http://sciencefriday.com/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html#path/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html)
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2013, 01:01:27 PM
Post by: OregonSmock on September 13, 2013, 03:28:12 PM
this has to be a luke
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2F106658c86cec9f97d160d8ad9f36d4d3%2Ftumblr_mliactxDVA1r0bv4uo1_400.gif&hash=b806a73d373594c3700625bc56029d0607e76fde)
http://sciencefriday.com/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html#path/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html (http://sciencefriday.com/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html#path/video/08/05/2011/where-s-the-octopus.html)
I saw this a few years ago, but it's still great nonetheless. Imagine if one of those things could live on land.
:ohno:
Post by: Fldermaus on September 13, 2013, 05:49:25 PM
Probably the most amazing animals on the planet...
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2Foctopus-colorchange_zpsab85dcfa.gif&hash=a1bf13fbd8c86a2c37c52a71c00318b371cc8610) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/octopus-colorchange_zpsab85dcfa.gif.html)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2Foctopus-coconutshell_zpsc1502c3a.gif&hash=c377dc30c7e6ca75d41271d020bc436815324f43) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/octopus-coconutshell_zpsc1502c3a.gif.html)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 13, 2013, 06:39:43 PM
Post by: Rams on September 13, 2013, 08:52:12 PM
Seriously guys? No Blobfish comments? This isn't a validation post, but come on. Look at that thing. Gods gotta be a comedian, right?good post, heath. that's a weird ass fish, huh?
Post by: HerrSonntag on September 13, 2013, 10:33:01 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_kvy3e9Wmb11qzeetoo1_400.png&hash=129d89074358aba40fa3e299ff9bbc7d9a410665)Seriously guys? No Blobfish comments? This isn't a validation post, but come on. Look at that thing. Gods gotta be a comedian, right?good post, heath. that's a weird ass fish, huh?
Post by: Institutional Control on September 18, 2013, 08:47:13 AM
http://gawker.com/north-carolina-soldier-and-his-wife-arrested-for-making-1328834778
Favorite comment:
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Well, first let's thank Ruben Chance James Fox for his service- Thanks, James!
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 01:04:19 PM
new kind of snake discovered in california
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 19, 2013, 01:07:32 PM
Post by: _33 on September 19, 2013, 01:07:51 PM
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 01:12:00 PM
Looks more like a legless lizard.
you mean a snake?
Post by: pissclams on September 19, 2013, 01:17:14 PM
Looks more like a legless lizard.
i thought the same thing. definitely a L2
Post by: sys on September 19, 2013, 11:46:01 PM
Post by: Unruly on September 20, 2013, 08:50:29 AM
Looks more like a legless lizard.
you mean a snake?
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/19/us/california-legless-lizards/index.html?hpt=hp_c3
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 23, 2013, 02:32:31 PM
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Post by: CNS on September 23, 2013, 02:36:01 PM
Oh man.
Frog ate Puni's dino accessories or something.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 23, 2013, 02:43:20 PM
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on September 23, 2013, 02:56:29 PM
:D
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 27, 2013, 09:14:53 AM
Post by: The Big Train on October 01, 2013, 12:23:08 PM
Anyways I thought that was interesting, so I told ShellShock and another buddy who doesn't post here about it. You would have thought that I threw a bible in a bonfire by their reaction to this news. We had a long argument about it but never could change each others mind. What do you guys think? All Pandas owned by China or not and why?
http://bit.ly/1bp1Suw
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 01, 2013, 02:28:18 PM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 01, 2013, 03:11:59 PM
Alright so CFoD brought up Pandas in another thread but I think it goes here. So a few weeks ago I saw something that said that all the Pandas in the world are owned by China. Any Panda that is outside of China(Zoos, pets, circus, etc) is being loaned to that country for a set period of time by China.take your communist talk somewhere else
Anyways I thought that was interesting, so I told ShellShock and another buddy who doesn't post here about it. You would have thought that I threw a bible in a bonfire by their reaction to this news. We had a long argument about it but never could change each others mind. What do you guys think? All Pandas owned by China or not and why?
http://bit.ly/1bp1Suw
Post by: sys on October 01, 2013, 11:33:18 PM
Alright so CFoD brought up Pandas in another thread but I think it goes here. So a few weeks ago I saw something that said that all the Pandas in the world are owned by China. Any Panda that is outside of China(Zoos, pets, circus, etc) is being loaned to that country for a set period of time by China.
Anyways I thought that was interesting, so I told ShellShock and another buddy who doesn't post here about it. You would have thought that I threw a bible in a bonfire by their reaction to this news. We had a long argument about it but never could change each others mind. What do you guys think? All Pandas owned by China or not and why?
http://bit.ly/1bp1Suw
yes, all pandas are owned by china. and there aren't any pet or circus pandas, except maybe putin's.
it's not all that uncommon. i believe australia also asserts ownership over some (maybe most, maybe all, dunno) native australian animals kept in zoos. pretty much all of the native australian animals you see sold all over the place as pets are the descendants of illegally smuggled animals. technically, they are illegal as well.
Post by: steve dave on October 02, 2013, 09:03:13 AM
Post by: sys on October 02, 2013, 09:17:59 PM
what if some native species escapes and naturally finds its way into the USA? I don't think china could say anything then. maybe those pandas should swim for it.
secure the borders.
Post by: HerrSonntag on October 02, 2013, 09:43:01 PM
Pandas are on my list of animals that i don't think are worth "conserving" Sure they are cute but they are terrible maladjusted to living in the world. They only eat bamboo, a woody stalk lacking many nutrients, and i mean ONLY eat that... hand one a carrot and its like WTF?. I think if they weren't cute and looked like children (large eyes, furry, ok maybe not children but cutesy) and the chinese haven't been whoring them out for centuries they would have died out a long time ago.what if some native species escapes and naturally finds its way into the USA? I don't think china could say anything then. maybe those pandas should swim for it.
secure the borders.
Post by: pissclams on October 03, 2013, 09:05:57 AM
Pandas are on my list of animals that i don't think are worth "conserving" Sure they are cute but they are terrible maladjusted to living in the world. They only eat bamboo, a woody stalk lacking many nutrients, and i mean ONLY eat that... hand one a carrot and its like WTF?. I think if they weren't cute and looked like children (large eyes, furry, ok maybe not children but cutesy) and the chinese haven't been whoring them out for centuries they would have died out a long time ago.what if some native species escapes and naturally finds its way into the USA? I don't think china could say anything then. maybe those pandas should swim for it.
secure the borders.
actually you're wrong for the wrong reasons. pandas are worth conserving, but not for traditional reasons. i have a vest made from panda pelts which i harvested off of pandas illegally in a chinese forest. might be the warmest vest i own. should grow panda farms similar to how we have pig farms in north carolina and outfit the world in warm panda vests.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 03, 2013, 09:19:24 AM
:horrorsurprise: :sdeek:
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 03, 2013, 09:42:15 AM
http://gizmodo.com/any-animal-that-touches-this-lethal-lake-turns-to-stone-1436606506
:horrorsurprise: :sdeek:
what a sick bastard. I bet he's a hoot at funerals.
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 04, 2013, 08:10:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d79ArrL8VRg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Post by: HerrSonntag on October 04, 2013, 08:24:13 AM
Yeah, the article mentions that he'd been removing the animals from the lake, letting them dry out, then posing them in "more natural" positions. Sick.http://gizmodo.com/any-animal-that-touches-this-lethal-lake-turns-to-stone-1436606506
:horrorsurprise: :sdeek:
what a sick bastard. I bet he's a hoot at funerals.
Post by: mocat on October 09, 2013, 12:55:57 PM
:D
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 09, 2013, 01:17:18 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.cdn.turner.com%2Fcnn%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F131009113005-01-shark-seal-1009-story-top.jpeg&hash=de7435c10d2b3894262884ebee49edc774d24581)
Post by: pissclams on October 10, 2013, 02:17:24 PM
Escaped Dog Runs Half-Marathon, Wins Medal, Gets Neutered
Boogie got off his leash Friday night, and the next day decided to join the Evansville half-marathon. He finished in 2:15—better than most of the entered runners—and promptly got sent to an animal shelter for his trouble.
The 8-year-old Chocolate Lab became a sensation during the race, running much of it alongside Kim Arney. But once he reached the finish line and no one claimed him, poor Boogie had to be shipped to Animal Control. Police appealed for his owner to come forward:
"Because he did not officially enter the race, we do not have his race times. However, we are confident he set a new course record for an unassisted dog,’ Evansville police said in a post immediately after the race.
"Anyone who might recognize this champion runner is asked to help him get back home."
Boogie's owner Jerry Butts came to claim him, and on Tuesday, Boogie was reunited with Arney and awarded a participant medal.
This was Boogie's fourth successful escape attempt, so to calm him down, Butts is going to have him neutered. "He’s going to lose part of his manhood here," Butts said. "That was part of the deal."
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.gawkerassets.com%2Fimg%2F192soh31f6oz3jpg%2Fku-medium.jpg&hash=0c363dee13e376f4987bf03734e983df75f82231)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 10, 2013, 03:57:34 PM
Post by: sys on October 11, 2013, 12:28:37 AM
Post by: sys on October 11, 2013, 12:29:07 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.cdn.turner.com%2Fcnn%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F131009113005-01-shark-seal-1009-story-top.jpeg&hash=de7435c10d2b3894262884ebee49edc774d24581)
great photo.
Post by: DQ12 on October 15, 2013, 12:07:42 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FotoFGfy.jpg&hash=34c56161bb1630a72ff9743122428e4cd76395b3)
Post by: pissclams on October 15, 2013, 12:33:27 PM
just look at this dapper little fellow!
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FotoFGfy.jpg&hash=34c56161bb1630a72ff9743122428e4cd76395b3)
all dressed up and no where to go give someone rabies
Post by: The Big Train on October 15, 2013, 08:17:56 PM
http://pressdemocrat.com/article/20131015/wire/131019716?title=18-foot-long-sea-creature-found-off-California-coast
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 16, 2013, 05:12:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmB3KecuS9s
Post by: mocat on October 16, 2013, 06:15:50 PM
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Post by: sys on October 16, 2013, 06:25:06 PM
Post by: Tobias on October 16, 2013, 06:42:25 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 17, 2013, 03:02:36 PM
Post by: pissclams on October 17, 2013, 03:04:37 PM
So I have this little guy who keeps sleeping on my outside chair at ny apartment. I have not fed him or let him inside, and he has no collar, but he seems to sleep here pretty regularly. Here is a photo of him yawning just now.
'grats mocat, looks like a great looking elite specimen. i wonder where he lives
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 23, 2013, 11:25:58 AM
Post by: puniraptor on October 28, 2013, 03:54:22 PM
Post by: ben ji on October 28, 2013, 04:16:52 PM
I heard EMAWnk in the vents last night and really hoped he came out today.
Sure enough, i get home on my lunch break, start to make a sammy and whooosh, EMAWnk comes running into the kitchen.
Chased him around for about 10 minutes and finally captured him by throwing a towel over him. Took him out side and EMAWnk was set free.
I've seen a couple of chipmunks in the past week while walking my dog.
Everytime I see them scampering I think it could be EMAWnk. :D
Post by: The Big Train on October 29, 2013, 02:14:07 PM
:love:
Post by: The Big Train on October 29, 2013, 02:41:46 PM
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/10/131029143000.htm
Post by: Mr Bread on October 30, 2013, 11:05:52 AM
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The tallest dog living is "Zeus," a Great Dane measuring 44 inches tall, owned by Denise Doorlag of Otsego, Michigan.
Post by: Mr Bread on October 30, 2013, 11:06:38 AM
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Ralph weighs a hopping 55 pounds, and eats about $90 worth of food a week!
Post by: Mr Bread on October 30, 2013, 11:08:31 AM
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The tallest donkey living is Oklahoma Sam, a 4-year-old American Mammoth Jackstock, who measured 15.3 hands -- or 5-feet, 1 inch tall on 10 December 2011. He is owned by Linda Davis of Watsonville, California.
Post by: steve dave on October 30, 2013, 11:12:30 AM
Post by: Mr Bread on October 30, 2013, 11:15:50 AM
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Swallow, an 11-year-old sheep-sized cow from the West Yorkshire region of England, is one of the stars of the 2011 edition of "Guinness World Records." This 33-inch-high Dexter is the world's smallest cow.
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 01, 2013, 04:49:11 PM
Post by: sys on November 02, 2013, 02:35:01 AM
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/11/01/242327292/video-mouse-vs-cookie-a-little-guys-tale-of-triumph
that's fantastic.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 04, 2013, 06:10:42 AM
Post by: Benja on November 04, 2013, 11:22:31 AM
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/11/01/242327292/video-mouse-vs-cookie-a-little-guys-tale-of-triumph
:lol:
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 04, 2013, 12:47:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIDx7n7fXqI
Man, I wish I could watch steve dave as he watches this video. Tears in the eyes? I bet he gets tears in his eyes.
Post by: ben ji on November 05, 2013, 07:30:03 PM
We named him Boris.
Post by: Spaces on November 12, 2013, 05:11:21 PM
Post by: PandaXpanda on November 12, 2013, 10:34:37 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgadgets%2Fslideshows%2F22002%2Fslide_22002_1513878_free.jpg%3F1364999451000&hash=1dfa5fa31e51e70152be284cbcc97fc484fca9b9)QuoteThe tallest dog living is "Zeus," a Great Dane measuring 44 inches tall, owned by Denise Doorlag of Otsego, Michigan.
I have a Great Dane/Lab mix and he is really big (NOT THAT BIG THO) and his name is Stan and he is really sweet and I love him dearly!
Post by: PandaXpanda on November 12, 2013, 10:44:28 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi910.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac305%2Fcigku%2FLilStan.jpg&hash=6eb4d6b0617974be2602bdac12b1b23e4399ef71) (http://s910.photobucket.com/user/cigku/media/LilStan.jpg.html)
Post by: PandaXpanda on November 12, 2013, 10:46:26 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi910.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fac305%2Fcigku%2FJimandstanonHalloween.jpg&hash=85659c8c2764b24bdf73634d1f12898c2aa10500) (http://s910.photobucket.com/user/cigku/media/JimandstanonHalloween.jpg.html)
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 13, 2013, 01:44:34 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vp2pg
Post by: The Big Train on November 13, 2013, 01:46:24 PM
Post by: Unruly on November 13, 2013, 02:15:26 PM
:love: :love: :love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2-_uVy3r1Q
Post by: ben ji on November 13, 2013, 02:47:14 PM
ben ji has inspired another true hero.
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vp2pg
:D I wish Emawnk would of been chill and hung out with me. Ungrateful vermin decided he'd have more fun hanging out in my ventilation system tho.
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 13, 2013, 03:49:39 PM
OMFG
:love: :love: :love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2-_uVy3r1Q
All I see is a big jerk who hurt my friend Chance in the movie Homeward Bound.
Post by: asava on November 13, 2013, 03:54:37 PM
ben ji has inspired another true hero.
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vp2pg
:D I wish Emawnk would of been chill and hung out with me. Ungrateful vermin decided he'd have more fun hanging out in my ventilation system tho.
how psyched would you be if you raised a little squirrel and it ended up having those sikk nasty pointy ears?
Post by: HerrSonntag on November 14, 2013, 09:44:50 AM
:blush:
Post by: SEK_EMAW on November 14, 2013, 12:57:16 PM
(not sure if this is the correct thread for adorable cats & dogs, but whatevs)
Post by: star seed 7 on November 14, 2013, 01:28:37 PM
Post by: sys on November 14, 2013, 11:54:54 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 15, 2013, 07:52:29 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24946944
:thumbs: :thumbs:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 19, 2013, 04:45:10 PM
:sdeek:
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 27, 2013, 03:14:17 PM
Post by: Rams on November 27, 2013, 03:32:14 PM
possum: :sdeek:
me: /grabs shovel to finish it off/
possum: :excited:
me: :runaway:
possum: :cheese:
me: :dubious: :facepalm:
mrs. rams: :lol:
Post by: Mr Bread on November 27, 2013, 04:30:46 PM
our mini dachshund tried to kill a possum a few years ago. grabbed it by the back of it's neck and shook the hell out of it. it was still sort of twitching so I though it broke its neck but was still alive. I finally got my dog away and the rest went something like this.
possum: :sdeek:
me: /grabs shovel to finish it off/
possum: :excited:
me: :runaway:
possum: :cheese:
me: :dubious: :facepalm:
mrs. rams: :lol:
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When threatened or harmed, they will "play possum", mimicking the appearance and smell of a sick or dead animal. This physiological response is involuntary (like fainting), rather than a conscious act. In the case of baby opossums, however, the brain does not always react this way at the appropriate moment, and therefore they often fail to "play dead" when threatened. When an opossum is "playing possum", the animal's lips are drawn back, the teeth are bared, saliva foams around the mouth, the eyes close or half-close, and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from the anal glands. The stiff, curled form can be prodded, turned over, and even carried away without reaction. The animal will typically regain consciousness after a period of between 40 minutes and 4 hours, a process that begins with slight twitching of the ears.
Post by: puniraptor on December 02, 2013, 02:34:47 PM
My uncle once put a cat in a gott cooler because he thought it could breathe out of the spigot, it died.
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 02, 2013, 03:31:14 PM
My uncle once put a cat in a gott cooler because he thought it could breathe out of the spigot, it died.
FWIW, he was maybe five years old at the time. He's also really dumb and a t-shirt squawk fan.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 06, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sunnyskyz.com%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F12%2F73su4-goats-dam.jpg&hash=31f3af22c34631c54e3794409d4a558e81706d14)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sunnyskyz.com%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F12%2Fz6drs-goats-on-dam.jpg&hash=f94f6a08e74dbc276d18cf19dc121266b4423347)
Post by: Mr Bread on December 06, 2013, 04:06:44 PM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 06, 2013, 04:10:40 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 06, 2013, 04:13:25 PM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 06, 2013, 04:18:48 PM
Post by: ben ji on December 06, 2013, 06:52:22 PM
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Post by: steve dave on December 06, 2013, 06:58:05 PM
Post by: Paul Moscow on December 10, 2013, 04:30:03 PM
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Post by: Emo EMAW on December 10, 2013, 04:33:09 PM
Post by: sys on December 10, 2013, 04:35:49 PM
Post by: puniraptor on December 10, 2013, 04:37:08 PM
Post by: puniraptor on December 10, 2013, 04:38:37 PM
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/pythoneatsman.asp (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/pythoneatsman.asp)
however
it doesn't have to be true to be an amazing story, i suppose
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 10, 2013, 04:42:16 PM
Post by: sys on December 10, 2013, 04:50:19 PM
Question for sys: when I'm walking the Montana prairie and my eye catches the movement of a rattler raring up to strike and I instantaneously jump out of the way...is that instinct from some sort of genetic evolution that humans are or should be afraid of snakes? I mean it seems silly that humans are generally afraid of snakes and spiders and such, even though most species are not dangerous to us. Hell I've jumped at a mouse running across the floor. Basically I'm a pussy right?
iirc, infant humans don't show instinctive fear of snakes, but infant apes and monkeys do. but very young humans display an elevated sensitivity to snakes/snake shaped objects and often/usually develop a measurable fear fairly early in life.
so yeah, i'd say it's basically instinctive, although apparently not in exactly the same way as in some other primates.
Post by: Paul Moscow on December 10, 2013, 04:55:17 PM
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/pythoneatsman.asp (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/pythoneatsman.asp)
however
it doesn't have to be true to be an amazing story, i suppose
yeah pic was too good to sit on
Post by: puniraptor on December 10, 2013, 04:57:42 PM
or a nutria? or maybe a drunk man?
Post by: Brock Landers on December 10, 2013, 05:23:50 PM
Drunk child perhaps?
Post by: sys on December 11, 2013, 09:11:22 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 13, 2013, 11:19:09 AM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 13, 2013, 12:27:35 PM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 13, 2013, 02:42:46 PM
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 13, 2013, 02:45:47 PM
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2013, 02:55:10 PM
Shoot that thing and eat it ASAP!
:nono:
Post by: raquetcat on December 13, 2013, 04:24:28 PM
Post by: ben ji on December 13, 2013, 04:34:02 PM
They took the baby deer home and raised it like a pet for a while before letting it go. She said it would act just like a dog inside the house and after they released it the deer would come back to their front door every once in a while trying to be let inside. :)
Post by: sys on December 13, 2013, 04:46:51 PM
stepbrother is a veterinarian and hit a deer with his vehicle..he is keeping the deer in his back yard and nursing it back to health :D
illegal.
Post by: sys on December 13, 2013, 04:47:10 PM
My GF is a hayseed from western ks, her mom found a baby deer on the side of the road next to its mom who had been hit with a car.
They took the baby deer home and raised it like a pet for a while before letting it go. She said it would act just like a dog inside the house and after they released it the deer would come back to their front door every once in a while trying to be let inside. :)
illegal.
Post by: ben ji on December 13, 2013, 04:48:16 PM
illegal.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.pandawhale.com%2F42924-haters-gonna-hate-fat-kid-gif-VHex.gif&hash=cc12ed23002a2ef1b73b22ed9fe8c1400173fabf)
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 13, 2013, 04:48:24 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 13, 2013, 04:53:37 PM
Doing 1 mph over the limit: illegal.
Neither are immoral so like do what you want ya know?
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2013, 09:37:24 PM
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/12/131216154858.htm
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 16, 2013, 09:38:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 16, 2013, 09:42:15 PM
!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8
holy crap
Post by: 'taterblast on December 17, 2013, 01:45:02 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.grindtv.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F12%2Flion-2-.jpg&hash=b86359b20b82fad4abc4d9c6b4adc702ca950f5d)
Post by: sys on December 17, 2013, 03:30:12 PM
Post by: HerrSonntag on December 17, 2013, 04:27:14 PM
illegal.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.pandawhale.com%2F42924-haters-gonna-hate-fat-kid-gif-VHex.gif&hash=cc12ed23002a2ef1b73b22ed9fe8c1400173fabf)
malem prohibitum, non malem in se.
Post by: pissclams on December 17, 2013, 07:42:28 PM
!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8
that guy is going to get eaten some day. bad way to go, i'm sure.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2013, 07:47:27 PM
Post by: pissclams on December 17, 2013, 07:55:36 PM
Post by: Rams on December 17, 2013, 09:09:30 PM
!that has to be the coolest feeling in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 10, 2014, 09:07:40 AM
Post by: 'taterblast on January 10, 2014, 12:32:40 PM
:D
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 10, 2014, 12:37:02 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 10, 2014, 12:52:28 PM
Post by: ben ji on January 10, 2014, 01:36:56 PM
Attention Ben ji! :surprised: http://msnvideo.msn.com/?channelindex=2&from=en-us_msnhpvidmod#/video/80c498fb-d5c9-4551-8fea-a4284086e297
:D
Post by: cat taco on January 10, 2014, 05:19:18 PM
Post by: Bloodfart on January 11, 2014, 10:44:38 PM
We have had a two headed calf. Survived for a few hours.
By "have" do you mean that you preserved said two headed calf in some fashion? I would love to see a picture of this anomaly. TIA (Thanks In Advance)
Post by: bones129 on January 11, 2014, 10:51:34 PM
Post by: The Big Train on January 11, 2014, 10:58:06 PM
Post by: The Big Train on January 13, 2014, 11:13:59 PM
Also, I really don't remember the last post I made here :sdeek:
Post by: sys on January 13, 2014, 11:51:27 PM
pretty good avatar.
Post by: sys on January 16, 2014, 01:39:46 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 16, 2014, 07:33:01 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25736049
Wasn't this really already known? I remember hearing this lecture in my Aerodynamics class.
Post by: puniraptor on January 16, 2014, 07:36:09 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25736049
Wasn't this really already known? I remember hearing this lecture in my Aerodynamics class.
I was going to say this too. Maybe engineers knew it, but scientists didn't?
Post by: RONE on January 16, 2014, 07:41:33 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25736049
Wasn't this really already known? I remember hearing this lecture in my Aerodynamics class.
I first learned about it in 3rd grade. It's been known for years why birds fly in a V.
Post by: sys on January 16, 2014, 03:34:29 PM
Post by: puniraptor on January 16, 2014, 03:45:02 PM
known that they took advantage of upwash from adjacent birds in v formations, not known (afaik) that they could time wingbeats with respect to adjacent bird's wingbeats to maintain themselves in the best position to use upwash from adjacent bird throughout the wingbeat cycle.
very interesting study, sys. especially with heart rates n stuff.
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 16, 2014, 03:57:53 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 17, 2014, 02:12:38 PM
Post by: mocat on January 23, 2014, 07:43:33 AM
Post by: ben ji on January 27, 2014, 09:47:57 AM
Before/during/after pictures below.
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Post by: Unruly on January 27, 2014, 10:22:36 AM
So I got bored this weekend and decided to give the cat a hair cut, looking like a boss "lion" now.....then it pissed on my bed.
Before/during/after pictures below.
lol wtf
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 27, 2014, 10:28:22 AM
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Post by: fun muffin on January 31, 2014, 11:24:33 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/28/cats-fight-kids-video_n_4681253.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009 :lol:
the syncing of the music with the combo punches was pretty great.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 03, 2014, 11:52:20 AM
http://blog.petflow.com/you-wont-believe-what-this-seal-did-to-this-journalist/
Post by: sys on February 04, 2014, 10:33:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYr_5gRMFRU&feature=youtube_gdata
Post by: mocat on February 05, 2014, 09:11:29 AM
thanks, obama.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYr_5gRMFRU&feature=youtube_gdata
never noticed how much Putin looks like Roose Bolton
Post by: asava on February 05, 2014, 10:40:32 AM
Post by: The Big Train on February 06, 2014, 12:05:43 PM
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Post by: steve dave on February 06, 2014, 03:34:13 PM
Post by: The Big Train on February 06, 2014, 03:36:20 PM
Post by: Fldermaus on February 07, 2014, 10:11:47 AM
Here is something to give you nightmares.
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 07, 2014, 10:20:10 AM
Post by: SabiNation on February 07, 2014, 10:31:48 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2014, 11:38:32 AM
Post by: Bloodfart on February 14, 2014, 11:49:59 AM
Post by: The Big Train on February 18, 2014, 07:05:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsmxsX7fo9I
Post by: _33 on February 19, 2014, 11:42:42 AM
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Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2014, 03:27:13 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 19, 2014, 03:31:41 PM
Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2014, 03:32:41 PM
I saw fox tracks in the snow in my backyard. :sdeek:
that was your neighbors pom
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 19, 2014, 03:34:04 PM
I saw fox tracks in the snow in my backyard. :sdeek:
that was your neighbors pom
My neighbor says we have foxes but I've yet to see them. I wish I could see them.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2014, 03:42:51 PM
Well, what do they say?I saw fox tracks in the snow in my backyard. :sdeek:
that was your neighbors pom
My neighbor says we have foxes but I've yet to see them. I wish I could see them.
Post by: asava on February 19, 2014, 04:51:13 PM
Well, what do they say?I saw fox tracks in the snow in my backyard. :sdeek:
that was your neighbors pom
My neighbor says we have foxes but I've yet to see them. I wish I could see them.
:flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:
Post by: Frankenklein on February 19, 2014, 05:13:36 PM
One thing I like to do is when there is snow on the ground and I'm driving I like to look off the side of the road at all the animal tracks in the snow. There are tons of them. I guess a lot of animals are just out at night. I wish I could see them.The day after the big snow we were driving down Mcdowell Creek road and I notice this empty pizza box by the trees with dozens of animal tracks coming at it from all directions.
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2014, 01:53:14 PM
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Post by: Tobias on February 20, 2014, 03:48:18 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2014, 03:50:42 PM
I found another one a week ago. :sdeek: :sdeek:
:driving: to go get some sticky traps soon.
Post by: Tobias on February 20, 2014, 03:59:32 PM
brown recluse :sdeek:
I found another one a week ago. :sdeek: :sdeek:
:driving: to go get some sticky traps soon.
burn it to the ground
Post by: puniraptor on February 20, 2014, 04:00:24 PM
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Post by: pissclams on February 24, 2014, 12:14:00 PM
Post by: ben ji on February 24, 2014, 12:58:57 PM
It flopped around on the interstate for a while then flew off, I hope its alright :frown:.
Post by: asava on March 05, 2014, 05:53:53 PM
:D
Post by: Mr Bread on March 05, 2014, 07:33:12 PM
Post by: slobber on March 06, 2014, 03:58:47 AM
Do you think you could walk up and pet the snake while it was swallowing a croc?
Post by: sys on March 06, 2014, 09:04:41 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/03/05/reptile-death-match-snake-devours-crocodile/?intcmp=features (http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/03/05/reptile-death-match-snake-devours-crocodile/?intcmp=features)
Do you think you could walk up and pet the snake while it was swallowing a croc?
you mean would it bother the snake? as long as you weren't too aggressive about it, prolly not.
Post by: KST8FAN on March 06, 2014, 11:04:20 PM
Tom
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 03:29:04 PM
this is real hero crap right here guys, take notes.
Post by: Tobias on March 27, 2014, 03:30:56 PM
Post by: steve dave on March 27, 2014, 03:31:39 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 27, 2014, 03:33:58 PM
Found in my house last night.
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Guys I put out a crap ton of sticky traps and I haven't caught any spiders yet. I think I found the only two in the house.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_JRCyqZfAnYU%2FSBn2ZBqAueI%2FAAAAAAAAA_g%2FKNWn49SWriM%2Fs400%2Fmission-accomplished.png&hash=faac635b0ccadba547dde1289caa47c936ac9fbe)
Post by: ben ji on March 27, 2014, 03:34:07 PM
totally rescued a squirrel today. he had found himself in a pretty rough spot. heard a scratching noise coming from a 4" copper gutter coming vertically off a 2 story house. tapped on it and could hear something frantically scratching again. it was just above ground level. removed the blastic boot that slips over the pipe and ties into the underground drainage, and out he went.
this is real hero crap right here guys, take notes.
Get back to me when you rehabilitate a gravely injured chipmunk over the course of a couple weeks by feeding it strawberry's and bread.
:gocho:
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 03:37:08 PM
what was his name?
i think "lucky" is fitting.
i think there would be a certain smell associated with #2 sd so #1 is probably a safe bet. godspeed
Post by: Tobias on March 27, 2014, 03:38:20 PM
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
totally rescued a squirrel today. he had found himself in a pretty rough spot. heard a scratching noise coming from a 4" copper gutter coming vertically off a 2 story house. tapped on it and could hear something frantically scratching again. it was just above ground level. removed the blastic boot that slips over the pipe and ties into the underground drainage, and out he went.
this is real hero crap right here guys, take notes.
Get back to me when you rehabilitate a gravely injured chipmunk over the course of a couple weeks by feeding it strawberry's and bread.
:gocho:
yeah, your situation sounds a little more like nurse stuff than hero stuff. good job tho anyways.
:lol:
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 03:49:57 PM
Post by: asava on March 27, 2014, 03:51:53 PM
yeah, that was mean of me, you're a hero ben ji
nurses are heros, guys.
Post by: ben ji on March 27, 2014, 04:08:26 PM
yeah, that was mean of me, you're a hero ben ji
nurses are heros, guys.
I tell my GF this every day.
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 27, 2014, 07:16:43 PM
today i am especially proud of my swedish heritage.
Post by: The Big Train on March 27, 2014, 07:27:37 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Post by: ben ji on March 27, 2014, 08:18:57 PM
Giant rat becomes the talk of Sweden (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26764929)
today i am especially proud of my swedish heritage.
My gramps was the son of swedish immigrants. When I bought his old house I kept his welcome mat that says "välkommen" with a little swedish horse on it.
:D
Post by: sys on March 27, 2014, 08:51:46 PM
totally rescued a squirrel today. he had found himself in a pretty rough spot. heard a scratching noise coming from a 4" copper gutter coming vertically off a 2 story house. tapped on it and could hear something frantically scratching again. it was just above ground level. removed the blastic boot that slips over the pipe and ties into the underground drainage, and out he went.
this is real hero crap right here guys, take notes.
this reminds me of an old squirrel story (i may have posted it years ago, who knows). drove in a big ass full-size van from dallas-ft worth to mexico city over 2 days. juvenile fox squirrel hopped out from under the engine hood in mexico city and ran off to colonize new worlds.
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 09:03:44 PM
totally rescued a squirrel today. he had found himself in a pretty rough spot. heard a scratching noise coming from a 4" copper gutter coming vertically off a 2 story house. tapped on it and could hear something frantically scratching again. it was just above ground level. removed the blastic boot that slips over the pipe and ties into the underground drainage, and out he went.
this is real hero crap right here guys, take notes.
this reminds me of an old squirrel story (i may have posted it years ago, who knows). drove in a big ass full-size van from dallas-ft worth to mexico city over 2 days. juvenile fox squirrel hopped out from under the engine hood in mexico city and ran off to colonize new worlds.
:driving: :Wha: :ROFL:
Post by: ben ji on March 27, 2014, 09:50:35 PM
Also, typing the "squirrel" three times has made me realize what a weird word it actually is.
Squirrel. Lol.
Post by: Panjandrum on March 28, 2014, 12:13:23 AM
For the second straight year, a robin has been incessantly flying into the windows that frame our front door every single day. He will literally fly into, and attack, our entry way several hundred times per day. It's like someone is softly knocking on our door all day long.
My wife bought these colored strips to try and distract him, but that didn't work. We put up a fake owl, and he crapped on it. We put up a bird feeder in the front yard to try and use other birds to scare him away, but he's still there.
Day after day, he just flies into my front door. I have no idea what we did to make him mad, but it's his life's mission to attack that door.
And, keeping with tradition, in year three, the same bird has found his way to my stoop. Perfect timing, too. Just a week before we put our house on the market, he's crapping all over our porch and slamming against the storm door all day long.
I hate that damn bird.
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2014, 10:30:18 AM
Post by: CHONGS on March 28, 2014, 11:17:04 AM
Post by: Bill Clarahan on March 28, 2014, 11:31:25 AM
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2014, 12:12:50 PM
One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish. It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.
are you a rancher?
Post by: asava on March 28, 2014, 12:19:42 PM
One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish. It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.
are you a rancher?
stock broker, i bet.
Post by: kslim on March 28, 2014, 12:23:06 PM
The end.
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2014, 12:24:42 PM
One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish. It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.
are you a rancher?
stock broker, i bet.
true story- i've never met one. but this callahan guy sure talks the talk. seems fascinating to me. does he have his laptop out in his cattle pen?
Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2014, 12:43:21 PM
One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish. It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.
interesting and heart warming post
Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2014, 12:45:15 PM
We have a bunch of geese that chill in our neighborhood and yard and we built them a cross walk that I crap u not they actually use, anywho coming home from lunch today I see a old dude chilling while maverick and goose (trademarked) cross the street and I can see his anger growing. He gets out of his car and starts beeping his horn (you know half body in half body out hitting horn style) they casually make it across and as he starts to get back in his car they cross again. I'm dying watching all of this and he goes to yell again when they dart straight for him honking back at him. He gets in his car and sits there patiently and nervous until they come back into my yard. It was a fantastic lunch break.
The end.
enjoyed this story as well
Post by: Bill Clarahan on March 28, 2014, 12:47:46 PM
One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish. It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.
are you a rancher?
stock broker, i bet.
true story- i've never met one. but this callahan guy sure talks the talk. seems fascinating to me. does he have his laptop out in his cattle pen?
Don't need a laptop, phone works for everthing, and calling me a rancher has a kind of uppity connotation, I prefer agricultural related person.
Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2014, 12:48:53 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 28, 2014, 12:51:55 PM
Post by: _33 on March 28, 2014, 12:52:30 PM
baby cows are super adorable
Yep, I call them cowies.
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2014, 12:52:50 PM
that's pretty great, BC. what do you use your cows for?One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish. It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.
are you a rancher?
stock broker, i bet.
true story- i've never met one. but this callahan guy sure talks the talk. seems fascinating to me. does he have his laptop out in his cattle pen?
Don't need a laptop, phone works for everthing, and calling me a rancher has a kind of uppity connotation, I prefer agricultural related person.
Post by: Bill Clarahan on March 28, 2014, 12:56:06 PM
One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish. It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.
are you a rancher?
stock broker, i bet.
You're close, don't really like stocks because they're mostly a mirage, as the guy in this vid explains
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTHlXb0PXh4
Post by: Bill Clarahan on March 28, 2014, 12:58:23 PM
that's pretty great, BC. what do you use your cows for?One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish. It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.
are you a rancher?
stock broker, i bet.
true story- i've never met one. but this callahan guy sure talks the talk. seems fascinating to me. does he have his laptop out in his cattle pen?
Don't need a laptop, phone works for everthing, and calling me a rancher has a kind of uppity connotation, I prefer agricultural related person.
Diversion and deduction
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2014, 02:08:42 PM
Post by: asava on March 28, 2014, 02:16:31 PM
cows are like the swiss army knife of animals
this is very true. those things are all over switzerland.
Post by: AST on March 28, 2014, 02:24:30 PM
cows are like the swiss army knife of animals
yeah, but make sure you know where the bottle opener is or you might get hooved while lifting it's tail like my dumb cousin did
Post by: The Big Train on April 02, 2014, 10:30:17 PM
http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1742980
:Wha: :Wha: :Wha: :Wha: :Wha:
Post by: puniraptor on April 02, 2014, 10:34:27 PM
Texas family says they have captured mythical animal chupacabra
http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1742980
:Wha: :Wha: :Wha: :Wha: :Wha:
Definitely a hairless diseased raccoon.
Post by: The Big Train on April 02, 2014, 10:39:01 PM
Texas family says they have captured mythical animal chupacabra
http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1742980
:Wha: :Wha: :Wha: :Wha: :Wha:
Definitely a hairless diseased raccoon.
That guy has hunted coons for 20+ with dogs and he's neverseensomethinglikethatrighther tho
Post by: Tobias on April 02, 2014, 11:18:10 PM
Post by: Institutional Control on April 09, 2014, 12:12:15 PM
http://fox4kc.com/2014/04/08/if-you-ever-wanted-to-have-a-bald-eagle-scream-in-your-face-watch-this/
Post by: The Big Train on April 09, 2014, 10:34:38 PM
awaiting sys' ruling on exactly what type of raccoon that is
@sys :impatient:
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 10, 2014, 03:38:54 AM
Post by: The Big Train on April 11, 2014, 08:55:29 PM
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Post by: asava on April 14, 2014, 10:44:13 AM
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 17, 2014, 01:16:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_J0AMPPD34 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_J0AMPPD34)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 17, 2014, 01:17:41 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 17, 2014, 01:20:55 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 24, 2014, 02:27:27 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 24, 2014, 02:33:45 PM
Post by: The Big Train on April 24, 2014, 03:00:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4h9_91YmZA :sdeek:
that floating watermark :lol:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 24, 2014, 03:30:06 PM
Post by: sys on April 24, 2014, 09:24:26 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 25, 2014, 08:31:58 AM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27129727
If it ain't broke...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 25, 2014, 02:52:41 PM
:eek:
Post by: The Big Train on April 25, 2014, 10:33:51 PM
Post by: The Big Train on April 28, 2014, 08:54:02 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/dolphin-pod-escorts-swimmer-through-shark-infested-water
Post by: The Big Train on May 04, 2014, 08:53:58 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/oddball-animal-friendships
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 05, 2014, 08:39:38 AM
Oh my god :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/oddball-animal-friendships
This makes me believe that animals with adversarial relationships in the wild don't really take things personally. It's just business, for survival's sake. Like if gazelles just filleted themselves on the Kalahari lions and hyenas would probably have luaus and dance around in grass skirts together and fist bump well into the night and then they'd wake up and just lay around all day together like best bros.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 05, 2014, 05:58:33 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 07, 2014, 02:42:55 PM
OMFG! Get in here you guys!
@ellrobersonisinnocent
Post by: Mr Bread on May 07, 2014, 02:55:35 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 07, 2014, 02:56:29 PM
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 07, 2014, 02:57:35 PM
Dog probably sits around listening to the beetles all day while tripping ball sacks.
lol
Post by: asava on May 07, 2014, 05:38:23 PM
Post by: Tobias on May 07, 2014, 05:44:17 PM
Dog probably sits around listening to the beetles all day while tripping ball sacks.
M83 - Raconte-moi une histoire (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ozEsN2UO8)
Post by: ben ji on May 07, 2014, 07:31:22 PM
You know what would go great in a brand new house?
An Asiatic Raccoon Dog...Its a dog....that looks like a raccoon....and hibernates
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth08.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2FPRE%2Ff%2F2009%2F352%2F6%2Ff%2FCoon_Dog_Lick__by_Etinogard.jpg&hash=473d3efd0c05ea8c1926f11da571bdab4286eda1)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fe%2Fe4%2FRacoon_dog2.jpg&hash=d080b31fadd94be3a655301f20dd9011ad62c16d)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raccoon_dog
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 07, 2014, 08:04:01 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 07, 2014, 11:48:37 PM
Whoa. :eek:Dog probably sits around listening to the beetles all day while tripping ball sacks.
M83 - Raconte-moi une histoire (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ozEsN2UO8)
Post by: sys on May 17, 2014, 12:47:02 AM
good cat vid. gonna kill the dog, tho. kinda makes it hard to enjoy.
Post by: ben ji on May 17, 2014, 11:46:58 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.tapatalk.com%2Fd%2F14%2F05%2F18%2Fgenatyqa.jpg&hash=30aa11d275f25f4a827842591187be742aad2c65)
I know its probably not EMAWnk but I pretended it was and gave him a friendly wave.
Post by: The Big Train on May 25, 2014, 06:01:30 PM
In Memorium
???-5/25/2014
He ran out in front of my car and he just came out of nowhere and I couldn't stop quick enough and omg I can't believe he's gone :cry:
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Post by: pissclams on May 27, 2014, 07:35:50 AM
saw the same thing happen to a dove last week on ward parkway. he just sat there as a pontiac minivan rolt (sp?) right over him. nothing left but a cloud of feathers. honestly it's really just a humane way to cull the species. don't worry about him, pretty amazing story you ended up with, win-win situ.
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 27, 2014, 08:53:51 AM
Post by: Institutional Control on June 02, 2014, 02:31:35 PM
Post by: pissclams on June 02, 2014, 02:37:45 PM
Post by: pissclams on June 05, 2014, 03:51:39 PM
Post by: The Big Train on June 05, 2014, 06:11:43 PM
http://www.kshb.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/man-saves-squirrel-phoenix-repairman-uses-cpr-to-save-drowning-squirrel
OH MY GOD (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FLove.gif&hash=6c7aa3394b1a0751c9b06f770c85d7267881ee5e)
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2014, 07:21:49 AM
:sdeek:
Post by: ben ji on June 06, 2014, 08:17:50 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.tapatalk.com%2Fd%2F14%2F06%2F06%2F2yjy8e2y.jpg&hash=fd5ca42f21efd47fbf2b3505cc2abf01c42938d5)
Apparently he hitched a ride inside an unoccupied locomotive from California to Kansas.
Cutest hobo ever!? I think so.
Co-Worker is taking him to an animal rehab/rescue place.
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2014, 09:02:36 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 06, 2014, 09:47:51 AM
Post by: asava on June 06, 2014, 09:51:06 AM
That's a kestrel (sparrow hawk). My buddy has one that he hunts with. Yours looks like a young female, probably 1 year old. You can feed her grasshoppers or raw chicken breast or liver or whatever. I'm surprised she requires care though? I figure just let her out of the box and she'll be fine.
Benji, you should definitely teach this hawk to fish for you.
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2014, 09:56:42 AM
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 06, 2014, 10:30:31 AM
Tell him that Obama traded 5 terrorists for a marine desserter and then take a photo of his reaction please.
Post by: ben ji on June 06, 2014, 11:45:04 AM
Tell him that Obama traded 5 terrorists for a marine desserter and then take a photo of his reaction please.
Best idea so far. Just ahead of teaching him how to fish with me.
Unfortunately the hawk has a new home at whatever animal rehab/rescue place a co worker took him too.
Post by: The Big Train on June 06, 2014, 04:00:47 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/humans-not-climate-change-blame-ice-age-animal-extinction
Post by: _33 on June 06, 2014, 06:51:32 PM
:frown:
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/humans-not-climate-change-blame-ice-age-animal-extinction
Humans are so badass.
Post by: sys on June 12, 2014, 02:09:11 PM
Post by: puniraptor on June 12, 2014, 09:53:22 PM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152187148173641&fref=nfBMI over 1000
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 02, 2014, 09:06:56 AM
Post by: Tobias on July 02, 2014, 09:09:29 AM
I made some dying rabbit calls
i have no idea what this is but it sounds sad
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 02, 2014, 09:11:56 AM
I made some dying rabbit calls
i have no idea what this is but it sounds sad
Kinda like this. Just used my voice and not a call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NihssVsZj44
Post by: ben ji on July 03, 2014, 10:16:00 AM
GF just showed me the most adorable video ever. 2 fluffy adorable baby racoons chasing a 2 year old(her nephew) as he runs in circles around a tree...then he falls down laughing and the 2 baby racoons climb up on him and start licking him.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Post by: asava on July 03, 2014, 10:30:47 AM
So my gf's brother lives up in North Dakota and apparently found some super skinny racoon baby's on the side of the road. He is now nursing them back to health and will keep them around until they get older/mean.
GF just showed me the most adorable video ever. 2 fluffy adorable baby racoons chasing a 2 year old(her nephew) as he runs in circles around a tree...then he falls down laughing and the 2 baby racoons climb up on him and start licking him.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
how are you not sharing this with us?
Post by: Brock Landers on July 03, 2014, 10:31:27 AM
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2014, 10:32:38 AM
So my gf's brother lives up in North Dakota and apparently found some super skinny racoon baby's on the side of the road. He is now nursing them back to health and will keep them around until they get older/mean.
GF just showed me the most adorable video ever. 2 fluffy adorable baby racoons chasing a 2 year old(her nephew) as he runs in circles around a tree...then he falls down laughing and the 2 baby racoons climb up on him and start licking him.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
mother of god
Post by: ben ji on July 03, 2014, 10:32:58 AM
Hey gf, can you send me that video of your nephew being chased by raccoons so I can post it on a kstate sports blog?So my gf's brother lives up in North Dakota and apparently found some super skinny racoon baby's on the side of the road. He is now nursing them back to health and will keep them around until they get older/mean.
GF just showed me the most adorable video ever. 2 fluffy adorable baby racoons chasing a 2 year old(her nephew) as he runs in circles around a tree...then he falls down laughing and the 2 baby racoons climb up on him and start licking him.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
how are you not sharing this with us?
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2014, 10:33:33 AM
Post by: Tobias on July 03, 2014, 10:43:03 AM
Post by: asava on July 03, 2014, 11:04:16 AM
Hey gf, can you send me that video of your nephew being chased by raccoons so I can post it on a kstate sports blog?So my gf's brother lives up in North Dakota and apparently found some super skinny racoon baby's on the side of the road. He is now nursing them back to health and will keep them around until they get older/mean.
GF just showed me the most adorable video ever. 2 fluffy adorable baby racoons chasing a 2 year old(her nephew) as he runs in circles around a tree...then he falls down laughing and the 2 baby racoons climb up on him and start licking him.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
how are you not sharing this with us?
seems very reasonable to me.
Post by: ben ji on July 03, 2014, 11:06:20 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.tapatalk.com%2Fd%2F14%2F07%2F04%2Fpa5ehu8y.jpg&hash=aa5590d39d5886d33eeebad0ca373f28dc619466)
(Kid on the ground being smothered by raccoons)
Post by: Tobias on July 03, 2014, 11:06:21 AM
Post by: ben ji on July 03, 2014, 11:09:14 AM
Post by: sys on July 03, 2014, 11:28:29 AM
Post by: asava on July 03, 2014, 12:50:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA_ZSyrInYE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA_ZSyrInYE&feature=youtu.be)
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 03, 2014, 12:53:16 PM
the child and his family are violating north dakota state law.
So what?
Post by: ben ji on July 03, 2014, 01:12:30 PM
guys...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA_ZSyrInYE&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA_ZSyrInYE&feature=youtu.be)
ASAVA comes through in the clutch!
Post by: Mr Bread on July 03, 2014, 01:28:43 PM
Post by: sys on July 03, 2014, 02:58:54 PM
the child and his family are violating north dakota state law.
So what?
so they are breaking the law. what they are doing is illegal.
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 03, 2014, 03:07:44 PM
the child and his family are violating north dakota state law.
So what?
so they are breaking the law. what they are doing is illegal.
malum in se v. malum prohibita.
Post by: sys on July 03, 2014, 03:09:56 PM
Post by: The Big Train on July 03, 2014, 04:08:44 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 07, 2014, 10:05:03 AM
the child and his family are violating north dakota state law.
So what?
so they are breaking the law. what they are doing is illegal.
Does it violate your personal code of ethics? Is it immoral?
Post by: asava on July 07, 2014, 10:09:59 AM
the child and his family are violating north dakota state law.
So what?
so they are breaking the law. what they are doing is illegal.
Does it violate your personal code of ethics? Is it immoral?
It breaks my personal code of too much adorableness in one video.
Post by: sys on July 07, 2014, 03:14:41 PM
the child and his family are violating north dakota state law.
So what?
so they are breaking the law. what they are doing is illegal.
Does it violate your personal code of ethics? Is it immoral?
the state legislature of south dakota (as in the large majority of states) has passed a law making it illegal to own a raccoon, (and most other wild animals). if it isn't immoral, why have the representatives of the people in the united states overwhelmingly decided to make animal ownership illegal? it's not like this is some huge controversial problem demanding legislative attention, it is something they are doing because it apparently enjoys widespread popular support.
no, it does not violate my personal code of ethics.
Post by: sys on July 07, 2014, 03:16:13 PM
It breaks my personal code of too much adorableness in one video.
you know what else also involved illegal acts, adorable children and video? child porn, that's what.
Post by: asava on July 07, 2014, 03:17:38 PM
It breaks my personal code of too much adorableness in one video.
you know what else also involved illegal acts, adorable children and video? child porn, that's what.
:surprised:
Post by: sys on July 07, 2014, 03:18:53 PM
It breaks my personal code of too much adorableness in one video.
you know what else also involved illegal acts, adorable children and video? child porn, that's what.
:surprised:
yep, something for the "victimless crime" people to think hard about.
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 07, 2014, 03:20:58 PM
the child and his family are violating north dakota state law.
So what?
so they are breaking the law. what they are doing is illegal.
Does it violate your personal code of ethics? Is it immoral?
the state legislature of south dakota (as in the large majority of states) has passed a law making it illegal to own a raccoon, (and most other wild animals). if it isn't immoral, why have the representatives of the people in the united states overwhelmingly decided to make animal ownership illegal? it's not like this is some huge controversial problem demanding legislative attention, it is something they are doing because it apparently enjoys widespread popular support.
no, it does not violate my personal code of ethics.
Are we on the same side and I don't quite get your sarcasm yet?
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Post by: steve dave on July 07, 2014, 03:23:47 PM
Post by: sys on July 07, 2014, 03:26:25 PM
Are we on the same side and I don't quite get your sarcasm yet?
yes, we're on the same side. i'm not being sarcastic, i'm (trying) to be socratic.
the notion that "it's ok, we aren't going to prosecute the adorable cases" does not placate me.
Post by: sys on July 07, 2014, 03:27:02 PM
sys wants to be allowed to legally own all animals. he's mad because he can't and specifically here he's mad that other people aren't mad that they can't.
good summary.
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 08, 2014, 10:41:53 AM
sys wants to be allowed to legally own all animals. he's mad because he can't and specifically here he's mad that other people aren't mad that they can't.
good summary.
If this is the case, just own them and don't get caught.
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 08, 2014, 10:47:28 AM
Post by: Tobias on July 08, 2014, 10:48:37 AM
Post by: sys on July 08, 2014, 07:54:53 PM
sys wants to be allowed to legally own all animals. he's mad because he can't and specifically here he's mad that other people aren't mad that they can't.
good summary.
If this is the case, just own them and don't get caught.
that is not my nature.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2014, 03:38:39 PM
https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?v=10203380520347440
Post by: pissclams on July 10, 2014, 04:58:36 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2014, 05:03:13 PM
todd owning it, and deserving of a pizza (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rivercitypizza.com%2FPepperoniPizza-full.jpg&hash=e80d5d335ccd9dcea684a23277d9c1c6bace71ca)The mama deer was so cool about it to. Almost, like, "Thanks guy, I appreciate it, I've got it from here".
Also, that same thing happened with a rabbit at my friends house growing up. That thing would hiss, growl, scrape, and everything in it's power to not let us help it. We eventually got it with a net and let it free, as it flipped us off on his way out.
Post by: pissclams on July 10, 2014, 07:24:52 PM
Post by: Gooch on July 11, 2014, 08:35:55 AM
Post by: Unruly on July 29, 2014, 10:55:43 PM
LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/dogs-who-learned-the-hard-way-not-to-eat-bees
Post by: deputy dawg on July 30, 2014, 12:21:12 PM
If you suggest putting a basket over them, let me remind you how fast those little devils are.
Post by: steve dave on July 30, 2014, 12:25:18 PM
Post by: asava on July 30, 2014, 12:55:56 PM
Post by: sys on July 30, 2014, 09:05:14 PM
Neighbor came up to me yesterday when I pulled in my driveway, had a chipmunk in his house. Wanted to know how to get it out. I didn't know, but came up with the alternatives of a small live trap with bait, or the less expensive but fatal rat trap idea. Any other suggestions? Don't want chipmunk blood on my hands, so to speak, so need some good ideas.
If you suggest putting a basket over them, let me remind you how fast those little devils are.
how did it get in?
Post by: asava on July 31, 2014, 04:22:23 PM
Post by: _33 on July 31, 2014, 08:24:50 PM
I have moles in my yard, they are tearing it up pretty good, I've tried to kill them with different stuff but no luck so far. Anyway, today my cat, Teddy, was digging furiously into one of the mole runs (the places where they push up the soft dirt) and he was just digging and digging and I was cheering him on because I wanted him to get one of the moles and then he turned around and pooped in the hole and walked away.
Post by: steve dave on July 31, 2014, 08:27:00 PM
Post by: Spracne on July 31, 2014, 08:36:54 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 01, 2014, 02:11:58 PM
:love:
Post by: SdK on August 01, 2014, 02:21:34 PM
http://www.petdoof.com/baby-foxes-have-a-blast-on-the-trampoline/.gifluke
:love:
Post by: deputy dawg on August 01, 2014, 04:10:21 PM
Post by: steve dave on August 01, 2014, 07:29:22 PM
Post by: raquetcat on August 01, 2014, 11:29:17 PM
They also had a gazelle that killed itself by running into a gate and breaking its own neck :frown:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/rare-gazelle-breaks-neck-dies-topeka-zoo-24754761
Poor Raul
Post by: steve dave on August 01, 2014, 11:30:57 PM
Post by: sys on August 02, 2014, 12:23:10 AM
The world famous Topeka zoo has 3 (three) baby tigers :love:
They also had a gazelle that killed itself by running into a gate and breaking its own neck :frown:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/rare-gazelle-breaks-neck-dies-topeka-zoo-24754761
Poor Raul
oh, so raul is a gazelle. i thought he was a labrador.
Post by: CNS on August 02, 2014, 10:10:01 AM
The world famous Topeka zoo has 3 (three) baby tigers :love:I may actually make a trip to the topeka zoo. My son loves tigers.
They also had a gazelle that killed itself by running into a gate and breaking its own neck :frown:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/rare-gazelle-breaks-neck-dies-topeka-zoo-24754761
Poor Raul
Is it worth it over going to KC and seeing big tigers?
Post by: raquetcat on August 02, 2014, 10:40:37 PM
What's cuter: tiny baby tigers that look like giant house cats and run around and wrestle with each other or a big lazy tiger that just lays there asleep? You might wait a little bit though, they just started letting them out to their outdoor enclosure.The world famous Topeka zoo has 3 (three) baby tigers :love:I may actually make a trip to the topeka zoo. My son loves tigers.
They also had a gazelle that killed itself by running into a gate and breaking its own neck :frown:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/rare-gazelle-breaks-neck-dies-topeka-zoo-24754761
Poor Raul
Is it worth it over going to KC and seeing big tigers?
Post by: raquetcat on August 02, 2014, 10:40:50 PM
What's cuter: tiny baby tigers that look like giant house cats and run around and wrestle with each other or a big lazy tiger that just lays there asleep? You might wait a little bit though, they just started letting them out to their outdoor enclosure.The world famous Topeka zoo has 3 (three) baby tigers :love:I may actually make a trip to the topeka zoo. My son loves tigers.
They also had a gazelle that killed itself by running into a gate and breaking its own neck :frown:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/rare-gazelle-breaks-neck-dies-topeka-zoo-24754761
Poor Raul
Is it worth it over going to KC and seeing big tigers?
Post by: ben ji on August 04, 2014, 08:01:50 PM
Here he is making a break for the fence line!
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2Findex.php%3Faction%3Ddlattach%3Btopic%3D4600.0%3Battach%3D2170%3Bimage&hash=1500cb84c0eaa0c2c12923a7b8d037c26e87d945)
So lady's had some dogfood she didnt eat that was sitting in a bowl on my back patio.
I look out the window and see TWO CHIPMUNKS stuffing their face full of dogfood.
:D :D :D
Post by: SdK on August 14, 2014, 07:25:04 PM
This little guy lives in the shrubbery (always makes me thing of Monty Python). Name ideas? Adorbs little guy.
Post by: Spracne on August 14, 2014, 09:09:48 PM
Post by: HerrSonntag on August 15, 2014, 08:33:39 AM
Post by: steve dave on August 15, 2014, 09:20:06 AM
Post by: SdK on August 15, 2014, 09:50:09 PM
Post by: SdK on August 15, 2014, 09:51:00 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F14%2F08%2F15%2F06247f8eb12ddb33b0f5ca1d015c4019.jpg&hash=05edd3a500f1280fe26d61ca685f9e41da0637b5)
Oh man!
Post by: steve dave on August 15, 2014, 10:18:32 PM
Post by: SdK on August 15, 2014, 10:23:11 PM
Rub your darts on his back
hahahah :D
Post by: sys on August 15, 2014, 10:24:05 PM
Post by: steve dave on August 15, 2014, 10:24:39 PM
Post by: sys on August 15, 2014, 10:26:01 PM
Post by: steve dave on August 15, 2014, 10:29:16 PM
Post by: sys on August 15, 2014, 10:31:51 PM
With garbage?
traps.
Post by: SdK on August 15, 2014, 10:33:12 PM
With garbage?
traps.
Dyson will take care of him.
Post by: SdK on August 15, 2014, 10:33:41 PM
Post by: sys on August 15, 2014, 10:41:25 PM
Huge stud points to anyone that gets that, I'm guessing seven will first.
i give up.
Post by: SdK on August 15, 2014, 10:46:11 PM
Post by: SdK on August 15, 2014, 11:14:36 PM
Post by: sys on August 15, 2014, 11:15:42 PM
That's the dance that Dyson does on the bases. In the song it says "Meet me in the trap, it's going down."
well, no wonder i had no idea what you were talking about.
Post by: SdK on August 15, 2014, 11:15:42 PM
Post by: raquetcat on August 16, 2014, 10:38:22 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.tapatalk.com%2Fd%2F14%2F08%2F16%2Feteve9an.jpg&hash=51e9ad602c73aacf4493589d1c1f8bc66ac7bbd0)What's cuter: tiny baby tigers that look like giant house cats and run around and wrestle with each other or a big lazy tiger that just lays there asleep? You might wait a little bit though, they just started letting them out to their outdoor enclosure.The world famous Topeka zoo has 3 (three) baby tigers :love:I may actually make a trip to the topeka zoo. My son loves tigers.
They also had a gazelle that killed itself by running into a gate and breaking its own neck :frown:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/rare-gazelle-breaks-neck-dies-topeka-zoo-24754761
Poor Raul
Is it worth it over going to KC and seeing big tigers?
Scene of the alleged suicide
Post by: raquetcat on August 16, 2014, 05:08:33 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.tapatalk.com%2Fd%2F14%2F08%2F17%2Fzytamyjy.jpg&hash=f110e152674b728bd848c4593f9a15af5ebf3a16)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.tapatalk.com%2Fd%2F14%2F08%2F17%2F6uzazyzy.jpg&hash=99cde23b1d0bae5fd5a048a924473970e1b53f4f)
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on August 16, 2014, 05:34:05 PM
Post by: sys on August 16, 2014, 06:54:38 PM
I killed a like three foot snake like six months ago. Took my shirt off to do it and everything.
you better take your shirt off again and keep it off this time, because if i ever see you, we're adult fighting.
Post by: ednksu on August 16, 2014, 07:19:58 PM
maybe he doesn't know about the valuable place snakes occupy in the ecosystem. before fighting, maybe educate him on the value snakes have to home owners in keeping disease carrying vermin populations under control.I killed a like three foot snake like six months ago. Took my shirt off to do it and everything.
you better take your shirt off again and keep it off this time, because if i ever see you, we're adult fighting.
Post by: sys on August 16, 2014, 07:28:15 PM
maybe he doesn't know about the valuable place snakes occupy in the ecosystem. before fighting, maybe educate him on the value snakes have to home owners in keeping disease carrying vermin populations under control.I killed a like three foot snake like six months ago. Took my shirt off to do it and everything.
you better take your shirt off again and keep it off this time, because if i ever see you, we're adult fighting.
i'm tired of talking to stupid people.
Post by: CNS on August 16, 2014, 07:47:03 PM
maybe he doesn't know about the valuable place snakes occupy in the ecosystem. before fighting, maybe educate him on the value snakes have to home owners in keeping disease carrying vermin populations under control.I killed a like three foot snake like six months ago. Took my shirt off to do it and everything.
you better take your shirt off again and keep it off this time, because if i ever see you, we're adult fighting.
i'm tired of talking to stupid people.
Throw a snake at that rat.
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Post by: steve dave on August 16, 2014, 09:05:16 PM
Post by: sys on August 16, 2014, 09:30:00 PM
CNS suggests a good solution
if it had been a good solution, i would have talked to him.
Post by: CNS on August 16, 2014, 09:35:31 PM
Post by: sys on August 16, 2014, 09:41:03 PM
Sys, why are your yard snakes so lazy. Not to Midwestern this thread up, but we are talking about the desert'ey CA version on a barn cat.
i live in a city.
Post by: CNS on August 16, 2014, 09:44:15 PM
Post by: sys on August 16, 2014, 09:46:37 PM
Well, you need some stray cats then.
there are stray cats everywhere. i have a colony of mice that is important to me in the garage, so i'm not interested in attracting them closer. in fact, if one started patrolling the yard, i'd probably kill it.
Post by: Spracne on August 16, 2014, 09:53:24 PM
Post by: The Big Train on August 17, 2014, 12:19:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O05nyS6hwQ
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on August 17, 2014, 05:42:07 PM
It was eating this ducks eggs that I had become thoroughly invested in :( they were like a week from hatching and the duck abandoned what was left because the snake ate over half her eggs.I killed a like three foot snake like six months ago. Took my shirt off to do it and everything.
you better take your shirt off again and keep it off this time, because if i ever see you, we're adult fighting.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 17, 2014, 06:13:51 PM
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Post by: sys on August 17, 2014, 07:29:58 PM
It was eating this ducks eggs that I had become thoroughly invested in :( they were like a week from hatching and the duck abandoned what was left because the snake ate over half her eggs.I killed a like three foot snake like six months ago. Took my shirt off to do it and everything.
you better take your shirt off again and keep it off this time, because if i ever see you, we're adult fighting.
ok, you can put your shirt back on, we're friends.
a three foot long snake can't eat a duck egg though.
Post by: deputy dawg on August 17, 2014, 07:41:12 PM
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on August 17, 2014, 08:02:59 PM
Maybe bigger then? Duck nest was shoulderish height for me and I'm 6'4". Duck kept coming back to the tree and my Irish Setter kept running her off. I came out to see why she wouldn't go to her nest and came face to face with the snake. Became enveloped in guilt and took the snake out. You could even see the eggs in its belly area after I killed it.It was eating this ducks eggs that I had become thoroughly invested in :( they were like a week from hatching and the duck abandoned what was left because the snake ate over half her eggs.I killed a like three foot snake like six months ago. Took my shirt off to do it and everything.
you better take your shirt off again and keep it off this time, because if i ever see you, we're adult fighting.
ok, you can put your shirt back on, we're friends.
a three foot long snake can't eat a duck egg though.
Post by: sys on August 17, 2014, 10:51:17 PM
probably a rat snake, then. maybe a four-footish rat snake could get down some wood duck eggs. maybe smaller if the eggs are smaller than i'm imagining. so not too far off. people always overestimate snake lengths though. you're rare in underestimating.
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on August 18, 2014, 02:25:02 PM
it was a nest in a tree? was this a wood duck? i don't know how wood duck eggs compare to mallard eggs. i assume a little smaller.
probably a rat snake, then. maybe a four-footish rat snake could get down some wood duck eggs. maybe smaller if the eggs are smaller than i'm imagining. so not too far off. people always overestimate snake lengths though. you're rare in underestimating.
I don't think it was a wood duck... I think it was a mallard. But after looking I don't think mallards nest in trees. So I have no idea
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2014, 02:52:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04RZrf3-Mgo
Post by: SdK on August 18, 2014, 02:54:57 PM
Post by: sys on August 18, 2014, 09:51:37 PM
I don't think it was a wood duck... I think it was a mallard. But after looking I don't think mallards nest in trees. So I have no idea
mallards nest on the ground. female wood ducks aren't so splashy like the males. one could have tricked you into thinking it was a mallard. could also have been a sparrow.
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on August 20, 2014, 03:03:18 PM
I think you are right about the wood duck. I tried to post a pic of the snake but it didn't work.I don't think it was a wood duck... I think it was a mallard. But after looking I don't think mallards nest in trees. So I have no idea
mallards nest on the ground. female wood ducks aren't so splashy like the males. one could have tricked you into thinking it was a mallard. could also have been a sparrow.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 21, 2014, 09:58:47 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 21, 2014, 10:06:29 AM
Post by: ben ji on August 21, 2014, 10:20:50 AM
Post by: Unruly on August 21, 2014, 08:17:09 PM
Post by: Unruly on August 21, 2014, 08:20:05 PM
Post by: kim carnes on August 26, 2014, 08:48:46 PM
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 26, 2014, 08:51:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6mUvSvfWE
He should be publicly executed.
Post by: pissclams on August 28, 2014, 10:09:34 AM
Post by: Spracne on August 28, 2014, 10:13:55 AM
this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM1dJGjRHOc
Walking on hind legs is kind of creepy. Like a real life Ted.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2014, 01:19:25 PM
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on August 28, 2014, 09:05:54 PM
Post by: ben ji on August 29, 2014, 04:49:34 PM
Ive been teaching lady how to walk on 2 legs, she can cover about 5 feet but its more of a "hop".this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM1dJGjRHOc
Walking on hind legs is kind of creepy. Like a real life Ted.
Had no idea she could be in the Guinness world record book!!!
Post by: SdK on August 29, 2014, 04:58:03 PM
Post by: sys on August 29, 2014, 05:49:36 PM
Sys- I had a guy who said he could identify snakes check out the pic and he said it was a diamond-backed water snake. Which is an aggressive but non venomous snake
never heard of a water snake eating bird eggs. could you email me the photo?
Post by: pissclams on August 29, 2014, 07:15:37 PM
how didn't you know??Ive been teaching lady how to walk on 2 legs, she can cover about 5 feet but its more of a "hop".this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM1dJGjRHOc
Walking on hind legs is kind of creepy. Like a real life Ted.
Had no idea she could be in the Guinness world record book!!!
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on August 29, 2014, 08:12:41 PM
Pic sentSys- I had a guy who said he could identify snakes check out the pic and he said it was a diamond-backed water snake. Which is an aggressive but non venomous snake
never heard of a water snake eating bird eggs. could you email me the photo?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 18, 2014, 09:50:45 AM
:D :D :D
Post by: The Big Train on September 20, 2014, 05:46:52 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/watch-mongoose-fend-four-lions
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 24, 2014, 12:27:51 PM
Post by: The Big Train on October 02, 2014, 02:28:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkWTVwJEQ7c
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 08, 2014, 02:20:59 PM
Post by: Fldermaus on October 15, 2014, 09:35:00 PM
American owner of a wildlife park in the Mexican resort of Tulum died after being kicked, bitten and sat on by a camel... All he wanted was a Pepsi.
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 10:12:50 PM
Sys?
Post by: sys on October 15, 2014, 10:15:50 PM
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 10:19:20 PM
Post by: sys on October 15, 2014, 10:20:48 PM
Haha I know. He was in my garage. What types are in the area? I can research from there?
where do you live?
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 10:27:54 PM
Post by: The Big Train on October 15, 2014, 10:29:57 PM
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 10:33:13 PM
did you feed it to your canary?No. I took him to a place where he would slither freely. I played Velvet Revolver whilst doing so. Live and let live.
Post by: sys on October 15, 2014, 10:34:36 PM
Post by: The Big Train on October 15, 2014, 10:35:47 PM
Post by: sys on October 15, 2014, 10:41:20 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.texassnakes.net%2FYellowBelliedRacer%28juvenile%29.jpg&hash=cfc6820f90d14f078a379da20f48ce1083b8bbf7)
either of these look right?
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 10:41:26 PM
what kind of dorsal pattern did it have? smooth scales or more rough? did it seem like it had a short tail or long?eff I dunno. I'll catch him again tomorrow. Fail on my part. :facepalm:
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 10:42:19 PM
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 10:42:58 PM
Post by: pissclams on October 15, 2014, 10:44:15 PM
Post by: The Big Train on October 15, 2014, 10:45:40 PM
Post by: sys on October 15, 2014, 10:46:20 PM
or this one. i think it pretty much has to me one of these three.
Post by: sys on October 15, 2014, 10:48:25 PM
Also left a terrible odor on my hands after holding him.
they mostly all do that, if they're scared. but the water snake would prolly be the worst of the three i posted.
when i said it pretty much has to be one of those three, i'm assuming it wasn't striped, because you prolly would have mentioned that.
Post by: sys on October 15, 2014, 10:50:59 PM
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 10:51:36 PM
Definitely not striped. names of those three? I'll try and narrow it down.Also left a terrible odor on my hands after holding him.
they mostly all do that, if they're scared. but the water snake would prolly be the worst of the three i posted.
when i said it pretty much has to be one of those three, i'm assuming it wasn't striped, because you prolly would have mentioned that.
And yes, that smell was terrible. What do they secrete that does that?
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 10:51:59 PM
looking harder at your pic, i think it looks like prolly a dekay's. that's the first photo i posted. you can google that for more pics to confirm.Will do. Thanks sys.
Post by: The Big Train on October 15, 2014, 10:52:54 PM
Post by: sys on October 15, 2014, 11:03:55 PM
And yes, that smell was terrible. What do they secrete that does that?
they have glands in the base of the tail that produce a "musk". in some species it is pretty liquid and they can sort of spray it, but in most it is pretty thick and they can just sort of ooze it out and smear it around. i imagine it deters some predators.
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 11:04:36 PM
Definitely a De Kay brown snake. Thanks sys. :cheers:
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 11:06:15 PM
And yes, that smell was terrible. What do they secrete that does that?
they have glands in the base of the tail that produce a "musk". in some species it is pretty liquid and they can sort of spray it, but in most it is pretty thick and they can just sort of ooze it out and smear it around. i imagine it deters some predators.
Hahahah, great description. Well it made me really want to wash my hands a lot and I can still phantom smell it if I think about it.
Post by: The Big Train on October 15, 2014, 11:16:38 PM
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5333/7055045197_c3dd34f0a8_z.jpg)
Definitely a De Kay brown snake. Thanks sys. :cheers:
its a valentines snake :D
Post by: Canary on October 15, 2014, 11:20:59 PM
Post by: ksupamplemousse on October 23, 2014, 11:05:30 PM
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/1390/Happy-Little-Porcupine-Munching-On-Pumpkins-Makes-The-Cutest-Sounds-In-The-World (http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/1390/Happy-Little-Porcupine-Munching-On-Pumpkins-Makes-The-Cutest-Sounds-In-The-World)
Post by: The Big Train on October 24, 2014, 12:35:42 AM
I don't know if this belongs in this thread or not, but here's an adorable porcupine eating miniature pumpkins and making hilarious noises.
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/1390/Happy-Little-Porcupine-Munching-On-Pumpkins-Makes-The-Cutest-Sounds-In-The-World (http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/1390/Happy-Little-Porcupine-Munching-On-Pumpkins-Makes-The-Cutest-Sounds-In-The-World)
we have a great betting case here, over/under 15 pages ago (is adorbs tho)
Post by: ben ji on October 24, 2014, 05:53:59 AM
Found this guy chilling under the lawnmower in my shed so I moved him out to the flower bed to chill in the sun.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F14%2F10%2F24%2F733a8ef3a7c2387a2a6b49cd42b77afa.jpg&hash=5e73a85887497cbdd056e6384cb4f15679e71ac8)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 24, 2014, 08:30:05 AM
https://www.facebook.com/#!/video.php?v=709213855818134
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 24, 2014, 09:53:58 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10644788_10100300855824979_2877063798623093328_o.jpg)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 24, 2014, 09:54:43 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 24, 2014, 09:56:49 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 24, 2014, 09:57:22 AM
Was waiting for the vet to show up. (Not my dog, BTW.)Phew!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 24, 2014, 10:45:02 AM
Post by: Fldermaus on October 24, 2014, 10:58:42 AM
I don't know if this belongs in this thread or not, but here's an adorable porcupine eating miniature pumpkins and making hilarious noises.:D
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/1390/Happy-Little-Porcupine-Munching-On-Pumpkins-Makes-The-Cutest-Sounds-In-The-World (http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/1390/Happy-Little-Porcupine-Munching-On-Pumpkins-Makes-The-Cutest-Sounds-In-The-World)
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 25, 2014, 03:23:27 AM
Results of this year's trip to MT.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10644788_10100300855824979_2877063798623093328_o.jpg)
Immediately thought of Homeward Bound.
Post by: sys on October 25, 2014, 03:45:13 AM
Sys! My yard is basically a garter snake preserve.
looks like maybe a ribbon snake (which is a type of garter snake). you are very fortunate to live somewhere still wild enough to have snakes and chipmunks.
Post by: sys on October 25, 2014, 03:45:44 AM
Results of this year's trip to MT.
ouch.
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 26, 2014, 10:19:04 PM
Results of this year's trip to MT.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10644788_10100300855824979_2877063798623093328_o.jpg)
Immediately thought of Homeward Bound.
The old one with the bull terrier?
Sent using Tapatalk Elite on iPhone 6
Post by: Asteriskhead on October 27, 2014, 01:29:57 AM
That's The Incredible Journey, and it sucks in comparison to Homeward Bound.Results of this year's trip to MT.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10644788_10100300855824979_2877063798623093328_o.jpg)
Immediately thought of Homeward Bound.
The old one with the bull terrier?
Sent using Tapatalk Elite on iPhone 6
Chance is my dude.
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 27, 2014, 08:35:25 AM
That's The Incredible Journey, and it sucks in comparison to Homeward Bound.Results of this year's trip to MT.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10644788_10100300855824979_2877063798623093328_o.jpg)
Immediately thought of Homeward Bound.
The old one with the bull terrier?
Sent using Tapatalk Elite on iPhone 6
Chance is my dude.
Goddamnit why are you so tragically wrong about movies?
Post by: Asteriskhead on October 27, 2014, 10:33:05 AM
You're the one without a clue, dude.That's The Incredible Journey, and it sucks in comparison to Homeward Bound.Results of this year's trip to MT.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10644788_10100300855824979_2877063798623093328_o.jpg)
Immediately thought of Homeward Bound.
The old one with the bull terrier?
Sent using Tapatalk Elite on iPhone 6
Chance is my dude.
Goddamnit why are you so tragically wrong about movies?
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 27, 2014, 10:37:47 AM
You're the one without a clue, dude.That's The Incredible Journey, and it sucks in comparison to Homeward Bound.Results of this year's trip to MT.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10644788_10100300855824979_2877063798623093328_o.jpg)
Immediately thought of Homeward Bound.
The old one with the bull terrier?
Sent using Tapatalk Elite on iPhone 6
Chance is my dude.
Goddamnit why are you so tragically wrong about movies?
Incredible Journey: 7.1 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057180/
Homeward Bound: 6.9 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107131/
:whistle1: :whistle1: :whistle1:
Post by: Asteriskhead on October 27, 2014, 10:44:04 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 27, 2014, 10:48:39 AM
Post by: puniraptor on October 27, 2014, 02:03:44 PM
Post by: puniraptor on October 27, 2014, 02:04:38 PM
Post by: puniraptor on October 27, 2014, 02:05:13 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 27, 2014, 02:45:56 PM
Post by: The Big Train on December 04, 2014, 09:13:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gmkhE7YQc
Post by: puniraptor on December 04, 2014, 09:31:37 PM
:D:surprised:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gmkhE7YQc
Post by: The Big Train on December 05, 2014, 08:40:41 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FAyCwyid.jpg%3F1&hash=12fd307763f9685bc60869e8ed6ca4bfd23c694e)
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/galloping-crocodiles-ate-dinosaurs-north-africa
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 12, 2014, 01:21:36 PM
Post by: pissclams on December 25, 2014, 06:04:28 PM
Post by: deputy dawg on December 25, 2014, 09:09:44 PM
Post by: The Big Train on January 22, 2015, 10:44:25 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 22, 2015, 10:46:28 AM
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/01/21/378944897/rare-and-horrific-frilled-shark-startles-fishermen-in-australiaSaw that. Crazy.
Post by: pissclams on January 22, 2015, 10:46:53 AM
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/01/21/378944897/rare-and-horrific-frilled-shark-startles-fishermen-in-australia
penis
Post by: The Big Train on January 23, 2015, 10:02:49 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/snake-escapes-after-being-eaten-bigger-snake
Post by: pissclams on January 26, 2015, 10:34:21 AM
Post by: SdK on January 26, 2015, 11:10:07 AM
#TheWesIsTheFuture
Post by: sys on February 01, 2015, 02:29:34 PM
Post by: Spracne on February 11, 2015, 08:07:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNWjZcbv2uI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNWjZcbv2uI)
Post by: SdK on February 11, 2015, 10:07:24 PM
#TheWesIsTheFuture
Post by: Spracne on February 11, 2015, 10:47:44 PM
Post by: The Big Train on February 24, 2015, 08:30:10 PM
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/02/italian-fisherman-catches-monstrous-280-pound-catfish
Post by: SdK on February 24, 2015, 09:02:42 PM
Post by: The Big Train on February 25, 2015, 09:38:07 PM
Post by: SdK on February 25, 2015, 11:23:59 PM
#TheWesIsTheFuture
Post by: sys on February 26, 2015, 12:57:22 AM
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on February 26, 2015, 06:39:55 AM
Post by: SdK on February 26, 2015, 01:04:38 PM
Post by: 0.42 on February 26, 2015, 02:26:00 PM
https://twitter.com/ChrisYandle/status/571042178081935360 (https://twitter.com/ChrisYandle/status/571042178081935360)
Post by: ben ji on February 26, 2015, 02:27:51 PM
My dog fell through the ice at my parents pond yesterday and I had to jump in to get her. It was very cold, would not advise.
That was very nice of you
Post by: sys on March 03, 2015, 12:29:12 PM
Post by: SdK on March 03, 2015, 03:54:20 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F81366000%2Fjpg%2F_81366899_woodpeckerweasel.jpg&hash=f15cecbd301aea0c4791e4e5446d262ab0b82f22)http://www.businessinsider.com/photo-of-weasel-attacking-a-woodpecker-2015-3#ixzz3THjTakD5 (http://www.businessinsider.com/photo-of-weasel-attacking-a-woodpecker-2015-3#ixzz3THjTakD5)
#TheWesIsTheFuture
Post by: Spracne on March 03, 2015, 04:02:35 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbcimg.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F81366000%2Fjpg%2F_81366899_woodpeckerweasel.jpg&hash=f15cecbd301aea0c4791e4e5446d262ab0b82f22)http://www.businessinsider.com/photo-of-weasel-attacking-a-woodpecker-2015-3#ixzz3THjTakD5 (http://www.businessinsider.com/photo-of-weasel-attacking-a-woodpecker-2015-3#ixzz3THjTakD5)
#TheWesIsTheFuture
If Obama and the california liberals have their way, this would become a common scene in our streets and in our schools!
Post by: The Big Train on March 13, 2015, 12:36:17 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.nationalgeographic.com%2Fcontent%2Fdam%2Fnews%2F2015%2F03%2F10%2Fgiantstingray01.adapt.1190.1.jpg&hash=7ca405ebbd7d2e7229ea21d17835fed1cc09326d)
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/03/150311-giant-stingray-largest-freshwater-fish-thailand-whiptail-animals/
Post by: asava on March 17, 2015, 12:09:54 PM
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 17, 2015, 12:19:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ItXfeyc7zc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ItXfeyc7zc)
:D
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 21, 2015, 01:30:56 PM
:love:
Post by: SdK on March 21, 2015, 02:37:41 PM
Post by: SleepFighter on March 23, 2015, 05:52:08 PM
How's that for amazing?
Post by: SdK on March 23, 2015, 05:58:15 PM
Our 4.5 month old border collie puppy got parvo despite immunizations.Virus.
How's that for amazing?
Post by: Frankenklein on March 23, 2015, 06:11:37 PM
Our 4.5 month old border collie puppy got parvo despite immunizations.Is he/she going to be ok
How's that for amazing?
Post by: SleepFighter on March 23, 2015, 06:18:20 PM
Our 4.5 month old border collie puppy got parvo despite immunizations.Is he/she going to be ok
How's that for amazing?
Probably? Maybe?
Sitting in vet office right now getting ready to take him to overnight animal hospital.
Post by: sys on March 23, 2015, 07:30:09 PM
i think they usually do alright if they get treatment. it's the untreated pups that die.
Post by: SleepFighter on March 23, 2015, 07:45:38 PM
(https://www.dropbox.com/sc/blyhqiuiifvk6yx/AABE1rZ8FWWMBYqENNaZ_Hz0a)
Post by: sys on March 23, 2015, 11:08:42 PM
Post by: puniraptor on March 24, 2015, 11:29:41 AM
Post by: SdK on March 24, 2015, 11:35:08 AM
Post by: Frankenklein on March 24, 2015, 05:03:00 PM
Post by: SleepFighter on March 24, 2015, 09:06:07 PM
Post by: sys on March 29, 2015, 03:40:06 PM
Update: sys is a worker of agnostic miracles. SleepyDog got released from the vet, so you can all finally sleep well tonight.
:Woot:
Post by: ben ji on March 29, 2015, 09:00:35 PM
It plays through the fence with lady for a while when eventually I go to check if it has a tag.
It has a collar but no tag. :sigh:. Animal control is closed until tomorrow and the non emergency police said i could either keep it till the morning or let it roam.
He is an unnueterted male and dying for a chick, luckily lady is fixed but that didn't stop him from trying.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F15%2F03%2F29%2Fc82482740809201d5eace6727062cfaf.jpg&hash=6d982a45a1e6b1a46c32ef00dca57a01dbe50c3a)
Other than the humping lady and him get along great.
I ended up moving him to the garage and now he is barking/whining.
Anyone know what kind of dog this is? When they asked me i told them my best guess was American Pit Bull Terrier lab mix or something.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F15%2F03%2F29%2Feea94fb0ccf9162d7fae1b443719906b.jpg&hash=c212a234cbeaa78490db5fba460b4645eef5fb77)
Post by: ben ji on March 31, 2015, 09:20:48 AM
When I called to report the lost dog they took down my info in case anyone called in. Welp, a lady calls me yesterday and was super super grateful that I had her dog. She came over when I got off work and picker her pup up. It was AMAZING and ADORABLE, you should of seen the dog go crazy with whining/excitement when the owner showed up.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 31, 2015, 12:18:20 PM
Post by: steve dave on March 31, 2015, 12:49:56 PM
Post by: Katpappy on March 31, 2015, 01:02:57 PM
Post by: steve dave on March 31, 2015, 01:05:13 PM
Post by: Katpappy on March 31, 2015, 01:16:43 PM
HI KATDADDY! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?I DOING GREAT! AND YOU MY FRIEND?
Post by: steve dave on March 31, 2015, 01:19:05 PM
HI KATDADDY! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?I DOING GREAT! AND YOU MY FRIEND?
bad....JK AWESOME!
Post by: Katpappy on March 31, 2015, 01:25:54 PM
:cool:HI KATDADDY! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?I DOING GREAT! AND YOU MY FRIEND?
bad....JK AWESOME!
Post by: sys on March 31, 2015, 03:21:12 PM
one time there was this kind of small dog like dodging in and out of traffic on a fairly busy 4 lane omaha road. I pulled over and called him over and he just jumped into my jeep with me and rolled over on the passenger seat to get his belly rubbed. had a collar so I called the owner and they lived like 4 blocks away. when I got there I brought him to the door and the owner acted all pissed, like, why the hell did you pick up my dog? like he meant for it to be running around in traffic. he was kind of a piece of trash person though. felt bad for the dog.
i can sympathize with that owner. people (americans) are always rough ridin' with my dog(s). it is not helpful. my dog knows what he's doing (the other one will eventually), just leave him the eff alone. someone stole (my word) him from in front of a trader joes when he was there waiting for me. i wish i was legal for me to kill that person.
Post by: The Big Train on April 03, 2015, 08:41:37 PM
Post by: star seed 7 on April 05, 2015, 12:08:12 PM
https://youtu.be/QtkM70AX2Ks
Post by: sys on April 05, 2015, 12:24:47 PM
Post by: Fldermaus on April 08, 2015, 10:29:58 PM
:love:
Post by: pissclams on April 08, 2015, 10:56:46 PM
Post by: BringBackEcoKat on April 10, 2015, 01:15:31 PM
Post by: Katpappy on April 10, 2015, 03:44:48 PM
Once winters was attacked by a dog. This is why we have a relationship xbox instead of a relationship dog.No pussy in your household?
Post by: BringBackEcoKat on April 15, 2015, 04:36:34 AM
Post by: steve dave on April 15, 2015, 06:05:32 AM
Post by: slobber on April 15, 2015, 11:06:12 AM
Gonna win 'em all!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2015, 11:07:35 AM
Post by: Katpappy on April 15, 2015, 02:54:15 PM
Unfortunately not.. We definitely need one though. Would you like to come live with us, Katdaddy?Only if I get to play with the pussy.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2015, 02:56:06 PM
Post by: slobber on April 15, 2015, 05:17:07 PM
Gonna win 'em all!
Post by: wetwillie on April 15, 2015, 06:30:31 PM
Post by: Katpappy on April 16, 2015, 08:17:45 AM
Post by: Winters on April 16, 2015, 03:04:43 PM
Post by: Katpappy on April 17, 2015, 09:15:27 AM
What the hell is going on here. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kirkwilcox.com%2Fimages%2Fbillcowher3.jpg&hash=07326e8eee731e1bc24fc20b7f9ee9f9548c44a5)Pussy cats and dogs, my friend. :cheers:
Post by: slobber on April 20, 2015, 07:59:26 PM
Gonna win 'em all!
Post by: Katpappy on April 20, 2015, 10:17:27 PM
Steve Martin: (abbreviated) I was once dating this girl and she had the nicest [p word]. (Crowd goes crazy, noise settles down with Martin acting all disgusted) Awe come on! I was talking about her cat! You Americans are so naive! (Pause) but that cat was the best eff I ever had."SLOBBER NO!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
Post by: sys on April 20, 2015, 10:19:52 PM
Post by: slobber on April 21, 2015, 02:21:46 AM
that's a pretty good catfucking story.I was going to ask cf3 for tacos, but I thought that might be inappropriate in this instance.
Gonna win 'em all!
Post by: Fldermaus on April 25, 2015, 09:47:19 PM
:sdeek:
Post by: The Big Train on April 27, 2015, 04:28:15 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/no-puppy-sized-spider-isn-t-photoshopped
Post by: Katpappy on April 27, 2015, 10:44:09 PM
I wouldn't ask either. I think he makes those tacos himself. I like the female ones myself. :fatty:that's a pretty good catfucking story.I was going to ask cf3 for tacos, but I thought that might be inappropriate in this instance.
Gonna win 'em all!
Post by: _33 on April 30, 2015, 09:16:51 PM
Post by: sys on May 01, 2015, 10:31:12 AM
Post by: steve dave on May 01, 2015, 10:48:29 AM
Well some of you may know that I'm a high school golf coach, but probably not. Well anyway on the 6th hole at the course we practice at, it is a par 3, there is some water on the left and a peninsula that kind of goes out into the water a little bit. I was walking around there looking for some golf balls and I came across a big goose nest with 3 eggs in it. I thought it was pretty cool and so every day I went by there to check on the eggs and they were always there and I would talk to the two goose parents that were always around and tell them good job. Well today I was walking out there and the two geese were walking around with 3 little fuzzy goose babies with them. So adorable. I'll try to take some pictures tomorrow. Sys, I also saw a snake today.
this is a great story for this thread.
Post by: ben ji on May 04, 2015, 06:35:42 PM
I did some snooping today and it looks like the cardinal has a nest in the bush.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F04%2F056fab58c397657acb3692c99ff1bee3.jpg&hash=a289a821ce4e74c7831b862ddc46e77dd6245d38)
Will update with more pics when the babies hatch.
Post by: slobber on May 04, 2015, 09:08:38 PM
Gonna win 'em all!
Post by: ben ji on May 04, 2015, 09:56:05 PM
Neighbor kids found some baby rabbits under the mulch around their tree in the front yard. Will take pics soon.
Gonna win 'em all!
Just leave them in the rabbit hole for the mom to come back too......I learned this the hard way as a kid...they will die :cry:
Post by: GregKSU1027 on May 05, 2015, 10:58:17 PM
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Post by: Spracne on May 06, 2015, 02:13:40 PM
Post by: ben ji on May 08, 2015, 08:02:35 PM
I have a bush (evergreen something maybe?) That is like 4ft high. I noticed that every time i walked out the door a cardinal would fly out of the bush.One of the cardinal eggs hatched!
I did some snooping today and it looks like the cardinal has a nest in the bush.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F04%2F056fab58c397657acb3692c99ff1bee3.jpg&hash=a289a821ce4e74c7831b862ddc46e77dd6245d38)
Will update with more pics when the babies hatch.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F08%2F9a509cdf70621f9ebe84f4bfd3f89cab.jpg&hash=c673aa05d943be5f6497f7bf2eb833a23047e3f2)
Post by: ben ji on May 18, 2015, 01:53:20 PM
I have a bush (evergreen something maybe?) That is like 4ft high. I noticed that every time i walked out the door a cardinal would fly out of the bush.One of the cardinal eggs hatched!
I did some snooping today and it looks like the cardinal has a nest in the bush.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F04%2F056fab58c397657acb3692c99ff1bee3.jpg&hash=a289a821ce4e74c7831b862ddc46e77dd6245d38)
Will update with more pics when the babies hatch.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F08%2F9a509cdf70621f9ebe84f4bfd3f89cab.jpg&hash=c673aa05d943be5f6497f7bf2eb833a23047e3f2)
Welp, this is getting super old super fast. Lil tiny baby cardinal chills outside my window all day yelling at his mom get him some dam food.
I'm all like "Chill out bro, trying to watch the royals in here" but he doesn't listen....also the other egg never hatched :frown:
Here is a pic of the lil guy i snapped today.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F18%2F4a6e269e8fbdc2d06ef44dbac972f76f.jpg&hash=8748ef9aecc5753231c2ad4e5eeb9c1bcc318d69)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 18, 2015, 01:54:32 PM
Post by: ben ji on May 18, 2015, 01:56:04 PM
Feed it some worms, Ben ji.
I have tons of worms in my compost pile. Maybe I could start a fundraiser? Like someone donates $5 to the FFF fund and I cut up a worm and feed it to the baby bird?!?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 18, 2015, 01:56:41 PM
:thumbs:Feed it some worms, Ben ji.
I have tons of worms in my compost pile. Maybe I could start a fundraiser? Like someone donates $5 to the FFF fund and I cut up a worm and feed it to the baby bird?!?
Post by: sys on May 18, 2015, 02:26:45 PM
Post by: The Big Train on May 18, 2015, 10:54:03 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/injured-sea-turtle-gets-modern-mouth-3d-printed-jaw
Post by: Fldermaus on June 03, 2015, 10:36:13 PM
No idea how it got in.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2FIMG_20150603_175546086_zps4l1jwckh.jpg&hash=95f4ca98d241b7e0c8b3ba172818782339eac9bd)
Post by: CNS on June 03, 2015, 10:39:26 PM
Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk
Post by: The Big Train on June 03, 2015, 10:43:44 PM
Post by: sys on June 03, 2015, 11:27:08 PM
Post by: The Big Train on June 03, 2015, 11:38:45 PM
Post by: star seed 7 on June 04, 2015, 12:37:10 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 04, 2015, 11:10:16 AM
Look what I found in the house today!Did you spray paint the snake?
No idea how it got in.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2FIMG_20150603_175546086_zps4l1jwckh.jpg&hash=95f4ca98d241b7e0c8b3ba172818782339eac9bd)
Post by: ben ji on June 04, 2015, 11:56:02 AM
I have a bush (evergreen something maybe?) That is like 4ft high. I noticed that every time i walked out the door a cardinal would fly out of the bush.One of the cardinal eggs hatched!
I did some snooping today and it looks like the cardinal has a nest in the bush.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F04%2F056fab58c397657acb3692c99ff1bee3.jpg&hash=a289a821ce4e74c7831b862ddc46e77dd6245d38)
Will update with more pics when the babies hatch.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F08%2F9a509cdf70621f9ebe84f4bfd3f89cab.jpg&hash=c673aa05d943be5f6497f7bf2eb833a23047e3f2)
Welp, this is getting super old super fast. Lil tiny baby cardinal chills outside my window all day yelling at his mom get him some dam food.
I'm all like "Chill out bro, trying to watch the royals in here" but he doesn't listen....also the other egg never hatched :frown:
Here is a pic of the lil guy i snapped today.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F18%2F4a6e269e8fbdc2d06ef44dbac972f76f.jpg&hash=8748ef9aecc5753231c2ad4e5eeb9c1bcc318d69)
So about 2 weeks ago I noticed the nest was empty, no unhatched egg or baby bird, just an empty nest. :frown:
Then today I started reading up on what chipmunks eat(Cross post from gardening thread) and came across this :surprised: :surprised: :runaway:
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Chipmunks aren’t particularly choosey about what they eat. Along with seeds and fungi they scarf grain, fruit, nuts, insects, worms, bird eggs and even nestling birds and baby mice. They probably don’t hunt for eggs and hatchlings, just eat them when they find them.
Post by: Brock Landers on June 04, 2015, 02:06:19 PM
http://cjonline.com/news/2015-06-03/topekans-video-rain-soaked-raccoon-takes-online (http://cjonline.com/news/2015-06-03/topekans-video-rain-soaked-raccoon-takes-online)
Adorable animals doing adorable animal things in the name of Adorableness
Post by: sys on June 04, 2015, 03:13:55 PM
but so will tons of other things. pretty much every mammalian mesopredator in the area. a few snakes. lots of birds (birds are huge assholes). passerine nests don't have a terribly high success rate.
Post by: Tobias on June 04, 2015, 04:11:30 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 05, 2015, 02:20:14 AM
(I googled passerine and found out that its basically all birds with 3 toes and 1 thumb/back toe)
Post by: slobber on June 08, 2015, 11:49:27 PM
He is calling it his pet. (He did not actually capture it, it's just slithering around out their somewhere right now.)
Gonna win 'em all!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 15, 2015, 09:02:30 AM
http://www.kshb.com/news/state/florida-man-snaps-picture-of-raccoon-riding-a-gator-in-ocala-national-forest
Post by: CNS on June 15, 2015, 09:24:35 AM
Toddler dobber found this rascal on the deck this morning:(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F06%2F08%2F76ba40a9924f994ce8cddc9c98276882.jpg&hash=9cc58a6764960f04abd019f7a8b7f47cdc9ea9ee)
He is calling it his pet. (He did not actually capture it, it's just slithering around out their somewhere right now.)
Gonna win 'em all!
A Dobberbrag with a house that requires two AC units! 'Grats, Dobs. :kstategrad:
Post by: michigancat on June 15, 2015, 01:25:21 PM
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/man-snaps-unique-picture-raccoon-top-gator-ocala-n/nmcmC/
Post by: sys on June 15, 2015, 01:46:50 PM
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 15, 2015, 02:13:55 PM
Post by: Gooch on June 15, 2015, 02:17:30 PM
Post by: Tobias on June 15, 2015, 02:21:52 PM
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 15, 2015, 02:27:37 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fi2CSl7U.png&hash=8c20bd79e3167bbb85514f624d4ed8af8c95556f)
You are a monster.
Post by: slobber on June 15, 2015, 02:28:48 PM
Enough with the snake pics assholes! :curse:Yep, give me that harmless, non-poisonous alligator all day every day, but eff that FIVE FOOT BLACK SNAKE!
Post by: The Big Train on June 15, 2015, 02:30:28 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 15, 2015, 03:33:26 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 18, 2015, 12:37:28 PM
Post by: The1BigWillie on June 19, 2015, 11:18:57 AM
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 01, 2015, 09:04:49 AM
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 01, 2015, 09:26:32 AM
I had to kill a raccoon.... I'm not cut out for that stuff :frown:
Why would you "HAVE" to kill a raccoon? Was it attacking you?
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2015, 09:36:31 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 01, 2015, 09:39:30 AM
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Post by: ben ji on July 07, 2015, 08:18:08 PM
Lady has gotten into the routine of heading straight for the garden bed everytime I let her outside. When the chipmunk is in there she start going nuts and running in circles around the garden bed barking. The chipmunk will dart back an forth and eventually get lady on the opposite side of the chicken wire and make a break for the fence line about 10 yards away.
The first time this happened lady got a paw swipe on the chipmunk that sent it into a barrel roll, ever since then the chipmunk has won every time.
Post by: SdK on July 08, 2015, 12:29:26 AM
Post by: ben ji on July 08, 2015, 06:41:51 PM
Didn't you rescue one? Is it he/she?
Yes, rescued one a couple of years ago. No idea if its a he or she but it needs to stay out of my garden.
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 16, 2015, 11:11:46 AM
http://firsttoknow.com/you-can-now-buy-a-jewel-to-cover-your-cats-butthole/?utm_source=facebookpage
Post by: The Big Train on July 16, 2015, 12:50:39 PM
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 16, 2015, 01:12:09 PM
not clicking that
It is just a jeweled butthole cover for your cat.
Post by: puniraptor on July 16, 2015, 01:25:27 PM
Post by: Spracne on July 16, 2015, 01:29:02 PM
thats a really good idea to me because i hate how cats are always staring you down with their buttholes
Yeah, always giving you the stink eye...
Post by: Gooch on July 16, 2015, 01:38:45 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.leagueathletics.com%2FImages%2FClub%2F9461%2FTee%2520Ball.jpg&hash=dfed31b97ae1c050b040bed75b19a6c87095ec8f)thats a really good idea to me because i hate how cats are always staring you down with their buttholes
Yeah, always giving you the stink eye...
Post by: puniraptor on July 16, 2015, 01:40:26 PM
Post by: Spracne on July 19, 2015, 07:34:17 PM
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/13282470/mick-fanning-survives-shark-attack-competition-south-africa
@WackyCat08
Post by: Institutional Control on July 20, 2015, 03:14:53 PM
https://www.facebook.com/363765800431935/videos/687519114723267/
Post by: Spracne on July 22, 2015, 11:30:44 AM
Dwight Howard, via Instagram: "Yea I love snakes. Beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder." http://es.pn/1MFWotP
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Post by: The Big Train on July 29, 2015, 07:22:34 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/four-northern-white-rhino-left-after-female-dies
Post by: ben ji on August 03, 2015, 05:41:05 PM
I brought lady in from outside hoping she could pick up the scent but she is pretty worthless at everything but being adorable.
Post by: ben ji on August 03, 2015, 06:32:52 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F08%2F03%2F068365bca3c01b782020fe6bb97b9a7c.jpg&hash=1b305e49da2fc1244a3e291371dd743aebf1a02f)
Pulled stove all the way out and chased him into the garage where he made a clean break to the outside.
Post by: The Big Train on August 03, 2015, 06:42:08 PM
Post by: ben ji on August 03, 2015, 06:58:24 PM
Post by: _33 on August 03, 2015, 10:54:09 PM
I was walking my dog at about 10:30 at night, right before bed, and we were just walking around the block turning back onto our street when something jumped out of the bushes and walked to the middle of the street, right under a street light, and stopped. And that something was a coyote. Well my dog just froze and her ears went straight up and she just stared at it and I just stared at it, and then I started to reach into my pocket to get my phone to take a picture and it sprinted off behind a house and into their backyard. BTW I live right in the middle of the city. That's why this is so amazing. There is what St. Joe calls the "Parkway system" which runs right through town and very near my house and it has trails and some woods and stuff, but still a coyote right in the middle of town! It looked very healthy and strong too. A lot of the time when I think of coyotes I think of scraggly looking mangy animals but this one looked really good. Nice fur, well fed. It was a cool experience.
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 04, 2015, 01:42:52 AM
Post by: puniraptor on August 04, 2015, 07:54:15 AM
Post by: deputy dawg on August 04, 2015, 10:59:57 AM
Post by: ben ji on August 04, 2015, 07:29:12 PM
Well I have a pretty cool animal story which you're not going to believe, but it's completely true:
I was walking my dog at about 10:30 at night, right before bed, and we were just walking around the block turning back onto our street when something jumped out of the bushes and walked to the middle of the street, right under a street light, and stopped. And that something was a coyote. Well my dog just froze and her ears went straight up and she just stared at it and I just stared at it, and then I started to reach into my pocket to get my phone to take a picture and it sprinted off behind a house and into their backyard. BTW I live right in the middle of the city. That's why this is so amazing. There is what St. Joe calls the "Parkway system" which runs right through town and very near my house and it has trails and some woods and stuff, but still a coyote right in the middle of town! It looked very healthy and strong too. A lot of the time when I think of coyotes I think of scraggly looking mangy animals but this one looked really good. Nice fur, well fed. It was a cool experience.
I was fishing at a business park pond in Lenexa (Like 87th and I-35) earlier this summer. A lady walking laps on her lunch break started talking to me and pointed out a coyote across the field, apparently it lives there and she see's it all the time.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 18, 2015, 02:58:19 PM
:love:
Post by: mocat on September 23, 2015, 12:17:33 PM
:lol: :frown: :bawl:
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 23, 2015, 12:26:31 PM
Post by: Kat Kid on September 27, 2015, 07:59:22 AM
Post by: sys on October 04, 2015, 08:43:24 PM
Post by: Tobias on October 04, 2015, 08:47:22 PM
Post by: The Big Train on October 04, 2015, 09:46:00 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 05, 2015, 03:07:12 PM
Post by: puniraptor on October 05, 2015, 03:49:38 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 06, 2015, 04:21:55 PM
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1056793391028302.1073741830.138247609549556&type=3
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 12, 2015, 11:10:25 AM
https://www.facebook.com/symbiozoo/videos/10154398402204358/
Post by: Fedor on November 18, 2015, 04:45:36 PM
Who can guess what this is? It looks like something from American Horror Story, amiright?
Post by: wetwillie on November 18, 2015, 07:37:32 PM
Post by: CNS on November 18, 2015, 07:39:11 PM
Sent from my SM-G900T using Tapatalk
Post by: sys on November 18, 2015, 08:07:15 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 19, 2015, 08:51:19 AM
Post by: Tobias on November 19, 2015, 09:30:43 AM
Post by: Fedor on November 19, 2015, 12:51:21 PM
That is a black bear for sure 100%.You are the closest, or maybe even correct. It is a shaved bear but don't know if it is black or brown or other.
Post by: sys on November 19, 2015, 01:14:50 PM
Post by: Brock Landers on November 19, 2015, 01:19:46 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 09, 2015, 01:20:13 PM
https://www.facebook.com/RoyReid.ca/videos/918987481484426/
Post by: spacedog on December 09, 2015, 01:21:22 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 23, 2015, 04:34:12 PM
:sdeek: :horrorsurprise:
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 24, 2015, 08:44:52 AM
Post by: Kat Kid on April 13, 2016, 10:11:28 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 13, 2016, 10:15:24 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2016, 03:42:14 PM
https://www.facebook.com/Upworthy/videos/1245827138791475/
Post by: ben ji on May 22, 2016, 01:39:06 PM
Go to pick some kale from the garden this morning and BOOM, big ole garter snake just hanging out in the garden.
Go to cut some flowers in the front yard and I see TWO garter snakes, one little, one big.
Head out to the backyard again and almost step on a little guy making a break across my lawn for the asparagus bed.
Post by: sys on May 22, 2016, 01:42:00 PM
Post by: steve dave on May 22, 2016, 01:43:33 PM
Post by: Tobias on May 22, 2016, 01:46:41 PM
Post by: star seed 7 on May 22, 2016, 02:02:27 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 26, 2016, 09:02:25 AM
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Post by: Tobias on May 26, 2016, 10:39:59 AM
Post by: pissclams on May 26, 2016, 11:00:47 AM
Post by: star seed 7 on May 26, 2016, 11:16:38 AM
I personally do not want to be bit by a snake
Post by: sys on May 26, 2016, 11:26:35 AM
not a great photo, but the snake in the pic is either a northern water snake or a plainbelly water snake. probably a northern.
Post by: Tobias on May 26, 2016, 11:28:00 AM
Post by: sys on May 26, 2016, 11:29:14 AM
Post by: star seed 7 on May 26, 2016, 11:31:18 AM
Like this
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpictures.depop.com%2Fb0%2F49987%2F3705506.jpg&hash=9ad24b099cde97f2ca60ed970219aaa385f7c46e)
Post by: sys on May 26, 2016, 11:46:58 AM
Post by: star seed 7 on May 26, 2016, 11:49:20 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 26, 2016, 11:54:12 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 26, 2016, 11:54:38 AM
Post by: Brock Landers on May 26, 2016, 12:03:48 PM
:runaway:
Post by: sys on May 26, 2016, 12:05:48 PM
My snake had red bands on it.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwayoffthetrail.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Fwatersnake.jpg&hash=69972946847dbcac22c3dbfc98dfc8312f9434fb)
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 26, 2016, 12:08:54 PM
My snake had red bands on it.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwayoffthetrail.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Fwatersnake.jpg&hash=69972946847dbcac22c3dbfc98dfc8312f9434fb)
This but he was darker, almost a slate gray or black.
Post by: sys on May 26, 2016, 12:16:26 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 04, 2016, 11:07:13 AM
Post by: sys on June 04, 2016, 01:30:15 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 04, 2016, 03:17:34 PM
Post by: sys on June 04, 2016, 06:38:33 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 04, 2016, 06:39:30 PM
Post by: sys on June 04, 2016, 06:50:45 PM
They're effing on a dead fish! Necropiscaphilia!
:eek:
Post by: ben ji on June 05, 2016, 02:17:06 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160605%2F3ce848dcb6881d1835fcedc5bdd2fb07.jpg&hash=dbec99abf3e5648d0addeb1c53a9dacbd96fa0ad)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160605%2F352630bf8e4d3b439a0f209cff303414.jpg&hash=b72782bc32933e998e8448fd8c5c8f6ace1f9869)
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2016, 02:22:26 PM
Post by: sys on June 05, 2016, 04:10:34 PM
I thought if birds fell out of the nest or got too confident and dove out early they were dead meat. Today though I saw an adult robin bouncing around a medium sized one feeding it and then flying away and then coming back and finding where the stupid prodigal son bird hopped off to and feeding him more.
robins feed their chicks for a few days after they've fledged (lots of birds do). when i was a child, i found one that had just fledged and fed it for a week or so. it came back the next year to say hey (i think).
Post by: sys on June 05, 2016, 04:11:58 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160605%2F3ce848dcb6881d1835fcedc5bdd2fb07.jpg&hash=dbec99abf3e5648d0addeb1c53a9dacbd96fa0ad)
that's awesome. what species?
Post by: ben ji on June 05, 2016, 04:16:19 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160605%2F3ce848dcb6881d1835fcedc5bdd2fb07.jpg&hash=dbec99abf3e5648d0addeb1c53a9dacbd96fa0ad)
that's awesome. what species?
Cardinals I believe.
Post by: sys on June 05, 2016, 04:24:44 PM
Post by: sys on June 05, 2016, 04:29:05 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 05, 2016, 08:52:44 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/Northern_Cardinal_Female-27527.jpg/1280px-Northern_Cardinal_Female-27527.jpg)
Also last year a cardinal made a next in my front yard
I have a bush (evergreen something maybe?) That is like 4ft high. I noticed that every time i walked out the door a cardinal would fly out of the bush.
I did some snooping today and it looks like the cardinal has a nest in the bush.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F04%2F056fab58c397657acb3692c99ff1bee3.jpg&hash=a289a821ce4e74c7831b862ddc46e77dd6245d38)
Will update with more pics when the babies hatch.
Only one of those eggs hatched and the baby got eaten by something (Garder snake probably) before it fledged....Wishing the cardinal better luck this year
Post by: ben ji on June 05, 2016, 08:55:18 PM
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Post by: Tobias on June 05, 2016, 09:44:06 PM
Post by: sys on June 05, 2016, 10:37:32 PM
maybe the cardinal took over a nest a different species built. they (birds) do that a fair bit. no point building what's already built.
Post by: ben ji on June 06, 2016, 06:20:10 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160606%2Fe9a13feaed3464a59d5f9ee50debafa7.jpg&hash=efe29537a8c7b5af593995478ff5fac53be28f19)
ENHANCE
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Post by: sys on June 06, 2016, 10:56:28 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 07, 2016, 07:33:37 AM
Post by: sys on June 07, 2016, 01:16:13 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 14, 2016, 10:38:51 AM
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This guy has to be numero uno for the entire state right?
I see him in my garden a couple times a week and snapped this pic of him soaking up some rays on my compost pile.
Just living life getting fat on slugs and bugs.
Post by: sys on June 14, 2016, 01:52:19 PM
there are maximum length records for species, i don't think they are usually categorized by state, but maybe some organizations or people do record size records for some states.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 14, 2016, 01:57:56 PM
Post by: sys on June 14, 2016, 02:00:04 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 14, 2016, 02:39:49 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 14, 2016, 03:43:07 PM
actually, i'm not 100% sure. take a better pic and post it.
Well there is this pic I took of one in my front garden....Please Identify it.
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Post by: sys on June 14, 2016, 04:23:02 PM
Post by: Tobias on June 14, 2016, 04:24:29 PM
Post by: sys on June 14, 2016, 04:33:04 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww2.sluh.org%2Fbioweb%2Fnh%2Freptiles%2Fwesternribbonsnake.jpg&hash=a0db181518eb419c1eb78beca7b16c0858238bbc)
or this?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe209%2Filherps%2F2007%2520kansas%2FEPV0006.jpg&hash=3a2eece731968a1c171fab2706f1bc924d3a6117)
Post by: ben ji on June 14, 2016, 04:55:26 PM
Post by: sys on June 14, 2016, 05:16:11 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 19, 2016, 03:27:12 PM
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160619%2F27ff75bfa47658717d8f71f8aa1cff2a.jpg&hash=3f3e4dd7227a8a4d2cae8ff2f840791f2a70d553)
Post by: SdK on July 05, 2016, 10:45:52 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160705%2Ffdba26e093e0113088d7c7b736c74ffe.jpg&hash=27df96f3bfe41ec3ecf2c975972ca4394f9a8fff)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160705%2F1ea8ffef09280e093bd9371d4c16f5ae.jpg&hash=162bd3db48ce2d5fee1a9f693de37de4d5e9675e)
Post by: Canary on July 05, 2016, 06:32:35 PM
Evidently a Turtledove mom has made a nest in my gutter. I've been watching her intently. Today I noticed two chicks.Remind me to check that out next time I'm there. I didn't realize there were eggs there.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160705%2Ffdba26e093e0113088d7c7b736c74ffe.jpg&hash=27df96f3bfe41ec3ecf2c975972ca4394f9a8fff)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160705%2F1ea8ffef09280e093bd9371d4c16f5ae.jpg&hash=162bd3db48ce2d5fee1a9f693de37de4d5e9675e)
Post by: SdK on July 05, 2016, 06:35:38 PM
Oh yes. And evidently they can have up to 6 broods per season. So it may go on a while. Julie and I noticed up to 5 other mourning doves in the courtyard.Evidently a Turtledove mom has made a nest in my gutter. I've been watching her intently. Today I noticed two chicks.Remind me to check that out next time I'm there. I didn't realize there were eggs there.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160705%2Ffdba26e093e0113088d7c7b736c74ffe.jpg&hash=27df96f3bfe41ec3ecf2c975972ca4394f9a8fff)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160705%2F1ea8ffef09280e093bd9371d4c16f5ae.jpg&hash=162bd3db48ce2d5fee1a9f693de37de4d5e9675e)
Post by: Canary on July 05, 2016, 07:09:58 PM
Very cool.Oh yes. And evidently they can have up to 6 broods per season. So it may go on a while. Julie and I noticed up to 5 other mourning doves in the courtyard.Evidently a Turtledove mom has made a nest in my gutter. I've been watching her intently. Today I noticed two chicks.Remind me to check that out next time I'm there. I didn't realize there were eggs there.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160705%2Ffdba26e093e0113088d7c7b736c74ffe.jpg&hash=27df96f3bfe41ec3ecf2c975972ca4394f9a8fff)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160705%2F1ea8ffef09280e093bd9371d4c16f5ae.jpg&hash=162bd3db48ce2d5fee1a9f693de37de4d5e9675e)
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 11, 2016, 09:42:37 AM
Post by: Gooch on July 11, 2016, 10:11:54 AM
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 11, 2016, 10:21:33 AM
Post by: _33 on July 11, 2016, 10:30:18 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 11, 2016, 11:46:03 AM
My ratings of the animal classes in order of most respect to least respect is:
mammals
birds
amphibians
reptiles
fish
Post by: EMAWican on July 11, 2016, 12:12:42 PM
So I had (have?) a family of bats, I think 7 of them, living under my deck where there is a little gap between a joist and the wall. I had seen all their poop (bat crap) on the patio but figured it was chipmunks or something. Took the hose and sprayed the ever living crap out of them until 6 of them fell or flew out. I waterboarded two of them once they were on the ground. Just wanted them to get the message. I came out later and those two were still close, trying to tuck up underneath the siding. I knocked them out with a stick and they both just lay there on their backs with their mouths open showing their nasty little teeths (fangs?). Each one I flipped up into the air with the stick and they flew away. Why I didn't take any pics or video I have no idea.
Why don't you just seal off the gap at night, bad person?
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 11, 2016, 12:36:34 PM
So I had (have?) a family of bats, I think 7 of them, living under my deck where there is a little gap between a joist and the wall. I had seen all their poop (bat crap) on the patio but figured it was chipmunks or something. Took the hose and sprayed the ever living crap out of them until 6 of them fell or flew out. I waterboarded two of them once they were on the ground. Just wanted them to get the message. I came out later and those two were still close, trying to tuck up underneath the siding. I knocked them out with a stick and they both just lay there on their backs with their mouths open showing their nasty little teeths (fangs?). Each one I flipped up into the air with the stick and they flew away. Why I didn't take any pics or video I have no idea.
Why don't you just seal off the gap at night, bad person?
I feel like doing that would just play into their hands where night time is ADVANTAGE: bat. I also feel like I need to intimidate them into believing it is hazardous for their health to try to make a home in/on my home. If you catch a hobo living in your attic do you seal the door whilst he's gone panhandling? Didn't think so.
Post by: ben ji on July 11, 2016, 03:08:56 PM
A couple of the eggs hatched
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So I left town for about a week after I snapped this picture and when I came back the birds were all gone, no trace of anything in the nest.
I hope they made it out alive but I don't think the develop that fast...Maybe one of my garter snakes got em :-(
Post by: sys on July 11, 2016, 04:19:26 PM
that was a pretty horrible story, emo.
Post by: SdK on July 11, 2016, 08:42:10 PM
The mourning doves were hatched and out of the nest in 3 to 4 days. And due to the place where the nest is, 3 stories up, I don't think a predator got up there and I didn't see their dead bodies.A couple of the eggs hatched
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160619%2F78b7c2b441e0d94a6d62c9a21690f73b.jpg&hash=e79967246582790bfdca0622ac1adbe01035f57c)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160619%2F27ff75bfa47658717d8f71f8aa1cff2a.jpg&hash=3f3e4dd7227a8a4d2cae8ff2f840791f2a70d553)
So I left town for about a week after I snapped this picture and when I came back the birds were all gone, no trace of anything in the nest.
I hope they made it out alive but I don't think the develop that fast...Maybe one of my garter snakes got em :-(
Post by: SdK on July 11, 2016, 08:43:12 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 12, 2016, 09:36:24 AM
that was a pretty horrible story, emo.
1) nothing died
2) they have yet to return
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcbsnews2.cbsistatic.com%2Fhub%2Fi%2Fr%2F2008%2F05%2F01%2Fd851091e-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759%2Fthumbnail%2F620x350%2F370556ab70e834bc511b29e6dff5e71c%2Fimage4061139x.jpg&hash=4b1c158328ea331d95ad48b6f8c1578f1c6e24ee)
Might you be offended I listed reptiles so low on my ranking?
Post by: SdK on July 14, 2016, 02:03:48 PM
Post by: puniraptor on July 15, 2016, 08:21:12 AM
emo do you know the incubation period for rabies?
Post by: SdK on July 15, 2016, 11:38:08 AM
What up with this? Is the far one dead?
Post by: SdK on July 15, 2016, 11:40:18 AM
Post by: SdK on July 15, 2016, 11:42:36 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160715%2F74f879fe17d4a8244b8a2a3f978920b8.jpg&hash=51fbf83f22fcfd21eb3e24d794c0e50bae98670e)Nope. Just stood up on the railing and saw his head move. What a weird way to perch.
What up with this? Is the far one dead?
Post by: SdK on July 15, 2016, 01:22:03 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160715%2F87bdea25a76b40413cd5efd0ff9f7d7a.jpg&hash=c0444dd3c4a072585c620450e790cf248b95c64d)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160715%2F884916a6267252d65d4a1879e53293bd.jpg&hash=40be5f14be8b7db365881c032b1c46c433e6d5ed)
eff eff eff eff. :frown: :frown:
Post by: SdK on July 15, 2016, 01:22:33 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 15, 2016, 02:26:44 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 03, 2016, 03:26:00 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 05, 2016, 09:58:05 AM
https://twitter.com/7NewsSydney/status/805489412742127616
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 05, 2016, 10:11:45 AM
Post by: The Big Train on January 16, 2017, 11:15:59 AM
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 16, 2017, 11:17:34 AM
Post by: Gooch on January 16, 2017, 12:21:00 PM
seems fake.Yeah, how could that thing support its own weight outside of the water? No way that thing is just walking around on dry land.
Post by: SdK on January 16, 2017, 12:35:35 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 16, 2017, 12:46:07 PM
Post by: RickRampus on March 10, 2017, 04:50:09 PM
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Post by: The Big Train on March 10, 2017, 04:51:12 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 10, 2017, 04:51:45 PM
Post by: RickRampus on March 10, 2017, 05:01:51 PM
Post by: Tobias on March 10, 2017, 06:16:54 PM
Post by: star seed 7 on March 10, 2017, 06:39:51 PM
Post by: RickRampus on March 10, 2017, 06:57:57 PM
rampus is by far my fave goatlamb poster on this site
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Post by: RickRampus on March 10, 2017, 06:59:10 PM
Deep fried lamb... HmmmWouldn't recommend. However, we did get the locker plant to start making lamb bacon, it's pretty decent.
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Post by: RickRampus on March 10, 2017, 09:16:48 PM
This little guy evacuated the comforts of his mother into an environment that wasn't as warm. Been working all day to get him going again.Update: he's alive and standing. He is being confined to the box still, but in a pen with his mother. He will be in a protected environment for awhile until he heels. I know you guys are on the edge of your seats.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170310/cc2ea7ef76b3d2e63941e1388a01de6c.jpg)
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Post by: The Big Train on March 10, 2017, 09:18:21 PM
Post by: RickRampus on March 10, 2017, 09:46:43 PM
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Post by: Tobias on March 11, 2017, 01:06:58 AM
Post by: mocat on March 11, 2017, 06:36:17 AM
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 11, 2017, 10:11:28 AM
Post by: The Big Train on March 11, 2017, 10:29:59 AM
https://twitter.com/ziyatong/status/840389870082260992
Post by: RickRampus on March 11, 2017, 02:01:58 PM
Hi Rick I took this pic of a lambs first steps last weekend. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170311/ddac68f527340e752a99dd83c0368276.jpg)That's cool Emo. Always a feel good moment
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Post by: sys on April 05, 2017, 12:14:45 AM
Post by: SdK on April 05, 2017, 12:31:57 AM
Post by: Tobias on April 05, 2017, 07:55:11 AM
Post by: Gooch on April 05, 2017, 08:18:51 AM
Kill it with fire!
Post by: pissclams on April 05, 2017, 08:39:38 AM
Post by: 'taterblast on April 12, 2017, 12:38:26 PM
https://www.facebook.com/viralthread/videos/731212783718074/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
Post by: SdK on April 12, 2017, 01:04:43 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 13, 2017, 02:43:30 PM
Post by: SdK on June 18, 2017, 03:24:04 PM
Post by: The Big Train on June 27, 2017, 06:46:24 PM
https://twitter.com/realkentmurphy/status/879553827334172678
Post by: SdK on June 27, 2017, 08:39:17 PM
Post by: The Big Train on July 14, 2017, 06:00:30 PM
https://twitter.com/kvxp_/status/885684743437639681
Post by: star seed 7 on July 14, 2017, 06:48:56 PM
Post by: The Big Train on July 14, 2017, 06:56:58 PM
Post by: SdK on July 14, 2017, 08:11:46 PM
Post by: The Big Train on July 22, 2017, 07:04:44 PM
Post by: SdK on July 22, 2017, 07:11:27 PM
Post by: MakeItRain on August 02, 2017, 11:16:30 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2017/07/29/i-have-a-boa-constrictor-stuck-to-my-face-please-hurry/
If that link text doesn't pull you in the lede should:
Quote
The snake and the Ohio woman it was wrapped around had not always been at odds.
Post by: ben ji on August 16, 2017, 09:29:55 AM
Everytime he goes back to western KS he takes the cat and sends us pictures of it doing farm things with him.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170816/a6665e3fc6f79e41b95b9e65ff5e059b.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170816/05e301dc4fa24ebcb255e6d7890214bc.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170816/d751befc742c4e458b7856f90ae46254.jpg)
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Post by: star seed 7 on August 16, 2017, 09:36:35 AM
Post by: SdK on August 16, 2017, 12:56:46 PM
Post by: pissclams on August 16, 2017, 01:38:47 PM
Farm Kitty is the best!
i wouldn't go that far, they tend to become inbred
Post by: SdK on August 16, 2017, 01:58:10 PM
Post by: bucket on August 20, 2017, 05:19:05 PM
Post by: The Big Train on October 07, 2017, 10:31:11 AM
Post by: ben ji on October 19, 2017, 12:21:27 PM
Super adorable.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171019/8777f9698b08d3080cf30c92106f3b83.jpg)
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Post by: SdK on October 21, 2017, 02:47:13 PM
Post by: schreds21 on October 21, 2017, 02:55:12 PM
Found this on the sidewalk today in MHK(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171021/cd6f20987ac46a24e6d3d3b0cb706a39.jpg):sdeek:
Post by: wetwillie on October 21, 2017, 03:42:58 PM
Post by: The Big Train on October 21, 2017, 09:03:34 PM
Found this on the sidewalk today in MHK(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171021/cd6f20987ac46a24e6d3d3b0cb706a39.jpg)
I hope you squished that thing immediately and didn’t quit squishing it until it was a permanent stain on the concrete.
Post by: slackcat on October 21, 2017, 09:43:41 PM
Found this on the sidewalk today in MHK(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171021/cd6f20987ac46a24e6d3d3b0cb706a39.jpg)
cool
Post by: SdK on October 21, 2017, 11:09:19 PM
Already dead. I would not have killed it. I'm SdK not emo.Found this on the sidewalk today in MHK(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171021/cd6f20987ac46a24e6d3d3b0cb706a39.jpg)
I hope you squished that thing immediately and didn’t quit squishing it until it was a permanent stain on the concrete.
Post by: mocat on October 23, 2017, 07:20:32 PM
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 24, 2017, 10:35:33 AM
Farm Kitty is the best!
i wouldn't go that far, they tend to become inbred
Their children certainly do.
Post by: Cire on October 24, 2017, 02:32:28 PM
Post by: _33 on October 24, 2017, 02:43:50 PM
Went to the Omaha Zoo and there was a baby Guerilla, baby snow leopard, AND a baby sea lion.
Did the baby try to ambush you? :D
Post by: SdK on October 24, 2017, 06:52:17 PM
Post by: Spracne on October 28, 2017, 06:41:01 PM
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Post by: The Big Train on December 11, 2017, 08:32:31 PM
Post by: _33 on December 11, 2017, 11:23:44 PM
Post by: Pete on December 12, 2017, 07:24:47 PM
Forgot to tell you guys the kids and I counted 68 hawks on the way to Manhattan from St. Joe a couple weeks ago. Most on telephone poles. Many on trees. Some flying.
That's a lot of hawks. I once lost count on how many telephone poles in a row had a hawk on it on the way from Ft. Scott to Joplin. True story, not making that up or anything.
Post by: The Big Train on January 07, 2018, 01:10:01 PM
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/949747462465470464
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2018, 01:48:49 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 07, 2018, 02:08:17 PM
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Post by: The Big Train on March 18, 2018, 01:50:15 PM
Post by: ben ji on March 21, 2018, 10:17:26 AM
I've killed 3 mice in my shed so far this spring. From doing some quick research on my Google machine it looks like they were deer mice.
A little larger than regular house mouse and distinct white belly.
Post by: Gooch on March 21, 2018, 02:19:33 PM
@sysHantavirus :ohno:
I've killed 3 mice in my shed so far this spring. From doing some quick research on my Google machine it looks like they were deer mice.
A little larger than regular house mouse and distinct white belly.
Post by: sys on March 21, 2018, 03:11:09 PM
@sys
I've killed 3 mice in my shed so far this spring. From doing some quick research on my Google machine it looks like they were deer mice.
A little larger than regular house mouse and distinct white belly.
definitely sound like Peromyscus (genus that includes deer mice). iirc, you had a mouse last year that looked like a white-footed mouse in the pic you posted, so there's a decent chance these are white foots as well. but you could easily have both species present. they look very similar.
Post by: ben ji on March 29, 2018, 08:58:20 AM
Anyways he freaking loves this cat and would take it back to the farm with him every time he went. He even rushed it to the vet in town after it fell out of a tree on the farm.
The cat is a year old now and in heat. My dad says he is going to let it live at the farm now but loves it too much to let it go. Brought it out 2 weeks ago with the intention of letting it go but ended up bringing it back.
He is currently out on the farm again with the cat but I guarantee he comes back with it knocked up. (He let's it roam the barn during the day)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180329/87f0707645c4e4e35b7f76aafeb02331.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180329/24e6b1029635f03eb8aacb683ef84d39.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180329/d58ea4e69be46ead43bd8ce9fc885be1.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180329/d7fc2783c3ff9da1825b56c207410cfd.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180329/68d81c2af6babe31e918b07c4d54781d.jpg)
Post by: 'taterblast on March 29, 2018, 09:00:52 AM
Post by: DQ12 on March 29, 2018, 09:38:42 AM
I hope your dad keeps that cat.
Post by: mocat on March 30, 2018, 10:54:56 AM
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/alarm-alerts-woman-to-snake-slithering-on-her-front-door/video/461422bf3994210dbbd7ab807e0fb9a8 (https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/alarm-alerts-woman-to-snake-slithering-on-her-front-door/video/461422bf3994210dbbd7ab807e0fb9a8)
Post by: sys on March 30, 2018, 11:48:44 AM
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Post by: sys on April 23, 2018, 05:57:54 PM
i wonder how she feeds herself and also if she tries to climb trees.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 21, 2018, 08:51:38 AM
I didn't want to get too close to them, so this pic sucks, but here they are.
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Post by: CHONGS on May 21, 2018, 10:29:30 AM
If you touch them and get your scent on them their mother will reject them and kick them out of the pack or whatever a bunch of baby bunnies is called.A fluffle.
Post by: bucket on May 21, 2018, 11:09:54 AM
If you touch them and get your scent on them their mother will reject them and kick them out of the pack or whatever a bunch of baby bunnies is called.A fluffle.
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Post by: steve dave on May 21, 2018, 12:14:03 PM
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Post by: steve dave on May 21, 2018, 07:46:57 PM
have your dogs run it off.
I have none dogs
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Post by: sys on May 21, 2018, 08:34:45 PM
their blood will be on your hands if old man coyote gets them. how can you pretend to husband your land without the partnership of a good dog?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 22, 2018, 09:48:53 AM
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Post by: sys on June 13, 2018, 01:52:21 PM
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1006932961546162177
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1006945142912311297
Post by: steve dave on June 13, 2018, 02:29:22 PM
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https://twitter.com/AP/status/1006982318148476928
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 13, 2018, 02:33:21 PM
Post by: steve dave on June 13, 2018, 02:35:53 PM
SD, did I ever tell you that my roommates from Newton in college, had a pet raccoon?
no, were they giant studs?
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Right after the bridge I stopped to take a few photos of the sunrise and about 2 minutes later I heard these crows going crazy. Then over the bridge comes the fox with breakfast. He stopped when he saw me in the middle of the trail so I backed up about 10 steps off the trail and he trotted past me down the path. Those crows were going crazy big time and swooping at him and stuff but he didn't seem to mind. PRETTY NEAT.
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Post by: DaBigTrain on June 15, 2018, 06:26:55 PM
Animal Story From Vacation: So I was on vacation with my family in Colorado and one morning I was taking a walk down a trail near our condo. Well I started across this little wooden bridge and met this little guy in the middle. We stood there for about 20 seconds looking at each other, and I took some pics obvs, and then he jumped down into the bushes and went around me.
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Right after the bridge I stopped to take a few photos of the sunrise and about 2 minutes later I heard these crows going crazy. Then over the bridge comes the fox with breakfast. He stopped when he saw me in the middle of the trail so I backed up about 10 steps off the trail and he trotted past me down the path. Those crows were going crazy big time and swooping at him and stuff but he didn't seem to mind. PRETTY NEAT.
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Why was the coyote not looking at you when he was super close on the bridge but when showing off breakfast at 300 yards he’s looking right at you?
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 15, 2018, 09:23:09 PM
Post by: sys on June 15, 2018, 09:25:37 PM
The second is probably a coyote.
so you were blinded in your absence? i guess that makes sense.
Post by: wetwillie on June 15, 2018, 09:43:29 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 15, 2018, 10:43:25 PM
The second is probably a coyote.
so you were blinded in your absence? i guess that makes sense.
It could not be a coyote. But the first is a fox, clearly.
Post by: sys on June 15, 2018, 11:21:22 PM
https://www.boredpanda.com/dog-rides-bus-seattle-eclipse/
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https://twitter.com/SamanthaQuek/status/1012122637995147264
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2018, 10:50:46 AM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/1300-pound-monster-crocodile-caught-after-eight-year-hunt/vi-AAzQq59
Post by: DaBigTrain on August 04, 2018, 08:07:45 AM
https://twitter.com/ktvbjoe/status/1025377752583532544
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Post by: KCFDcat on September 19, 2018, 04:29:08 PM
That evening when I went to put the kid to bed, I found she had brought in an entire family of baby rabbits and put them in his toy bin, which is like a plush container of sorts.
Very weird. But also amazing? I don’t know, you be the judge.
I forgot to take pictures bc I was trying to keep the kid from squeezing them to death while also trying to keep the dog from killing him for touching her new babies.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 15, 2018, 02:21:33 PM
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1063130259502055425
Post by: sys on January 06, 2019, 05:17:39 PM
Post by: Katpappy on January 06, 2019, 06:03:33 PM
https://twitter.com/ErrenMichaels/status/1081616953909919744
Image shamming. :nono:
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iirc seeing a sheep there was pud but a goat irl was cool.
yep.
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Post by: Institutional Control on March 05, 2019, 07:35:54 AM
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/502F/production/_105872502_parrots.jpg)
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-47432244?ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&fbclid=IwAR1Y_GC-IrBzXairv1jR77P3ZUjUPNfHdGgjiESW_diWWyBAcZbqbNnTzD8
Post by: bucket on March 11, 2019, 10:55:01 AM
Post by: mocat on April 10, 2019, 03:35:43 PM
how totally F'd am i?
Post by: bucket on April 10, 2019, 04:00:00 PM
i (my dog) heard a sound in the attic last night and i'm pretty sure it's raccoons :blindfold:
how totally F'd am i?
https://www.amazon.com/HomGarden-Groundhog-Squirrel-Chipmunks-Nuisance/dp/B07B7K1M1X/ref=asc_df_B07B7K1M1X/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241960413056&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14583833041924074657&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9016722&hvtargid=pla-598323283413&psc=1
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Post by: deputy dawg on May 01, 2019, 02:47:53 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1120344973361205250
Post by: chum1 on May 26, 2019, 10:32:37 AM
I wish I could ID all of the types of hawks and falcons I see, but it's too hard to get a good look at them.
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Post by: Katpappy on May 26, 2019, 04:53:14 PM
A great horned owl lives in my neighborhood and I get embarrassingly excited when he hangs out in my yard.
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MY wife's pug gets into a barking frenzy with a large hoot owl that sits in a tree branch about 20 feet above ground. They take turns barking/hooting at one another. This goes on for hours sometimes. I got a feeling they enjoy each other's company.
Post by: TaqMan on May 26, 2019, 05:40:46 PM
A great horned owl lives in my neighborhood and I get embarrassingly excited when he hangs out in my yard.
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MY wife's pug gets into a barking frenzy with a large hoot owl that sits in a tree branch about 20 feet above ground. They take turns barking/hooting at one another. This goes on for hours sometimes. I got a feeling they enjoy each other's company.
yeah, until that big ass owl gets sick of that giant fat short nosed rat (birds don't know the difference) and swoops down and takes it out. Our senior Chihuahua has developed this deep seeded necessity to go out in our front yard where we have about an acre of trees and underbrush to take a crap every morning. I feel it's just a matter of time before he finds a copperhead or a hawk finds him. When it's nice out, I at least sit on the porch to watch him while I put on my socks or get dressed (we live in the country so no chance of indecent exposure charges)
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Post by: TaqMan on May 27, 2019, 01:48:51 PM
Post by: Katpappy on May 27, 2019, 02:44:05 PM
A great horned owl lives in my neighborhood and I get embarrassingly excited when he hangs out in my yard.
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MY wife's pug gets into a barking frenzy with a large hoot owl that sits in a tree branch about 20 feet above ground. They take turns barking/hooting at one another. This goes on for hours sometimes. I got a feeling they enjoy each other's company.
yeah, until that big ass owl gets sick of that giant fat short nosed rat (birds don't know the difference) and swoops down and takes it out. Our senior Chihuahua has developed this deep seeded necessity to go out in our front yard where we have about an acre of trees and underbrush to take a crap every morning. I feel it's just a matter of time before he finds a copperhead or a hawk finds him. When it's nice out, I at least sit on the porch to watch him while I put on my socks or get dressed (we live in the country so no chance of indecent exposure charges)
Tag, my wife's pug is a cross with a Chihuahua and is as tuff as nails. A couple months after we got him we heard a pack of coyotes one evening. This got the little fellow all excited and he shot out the front door as I opened it to see where they were at. My wife and I looked for him, even thou I thought he was a goner. We both heard him getting into a fight with the pack. But he did limp home about a half hour latter. He got bite in the front chest and on the leg. Took him to the vet and was told he was going to be aright. About six weeks latter, we heard the coyotes again. We weren't to worried about the little guy, since we figured he learned his lesson. That was a mistake, because again he shot out the front door to go after the coyotes again. This time I was the only one home, so I looked all over for him. But all the while thinking he was lost. We have a small farm with lots of trees and that where the coyotes were. Well heavens to be, he shows up again with several bites on him. He's one tuff little bastard. Besides he killed a six foot black snake the other day and kills lots of small animals all year round.
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Post by: DaBigTrain on June 27, 2019, 08:03:28 PM
https://twitter.com/erinmherrmann/status/1143752585397932032
Post by: ben ji on June 28, 2019, 09:35:55 AM
:lol:
https://twitter.com/erinmherrmann/status/1143752585397932032
The cows just thought they were going to get fed.
Post by: IPA4Me on July 27, 2019, 06:06:43 PM
https://twitter.com/ClemsonCarl/status/1154859265254993927?s=19
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Post by: Katpappy on July 27, 2019, 09:36:02 PM
:lol:
https://twitter.com/erinmherrmann/status/1143752585397932032
The cows just thought they were going to get fed.
QFT. When I would feed our cattle, my little brother would drive while I threw bale off the back of the truck. We would always honk the horn to get their attention. It never failed to get them to come running to us to eat the hay. :Carl:
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Post by: DaBigTrain on January 25, 2020, 09:52:31 PM
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AdeptScrawnyCrab-mobile.mp4
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on January 29, 2020, 11:25:44 AM
:horrorsurprise:
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Post by: Cire on April 20, 2020, 04:53:02 PM
Zoom in and you can see a strawberry shaped bee swarm
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Post by: Katpappy on July 15, 2020, 01:15:20 PM
And that Hawk's name was Jay. Beak 'Em!
Did he cross a sidewalk? :lol:
Post by: Katpappy on July 19, 2020, 09:52:01 PM
The Associated Press: Kansas dog makes 50-mile trek to her old home in Missouri.
https://apnews.com/507e69b87d79fb48c42dca1ef77daac7
I have caught live raccoons over the years at my mini farm. I would haul them about 10 miles away from our place, usually around Lake Perry. Within a week or two they would be back in the old barn. I would catch them over and over and haul them as far as Clinton Lake which is over 25 miles from our place. Sure enough, I would spot them in the barn within a month. It is amazing how they can fine their way back to their stomping grounds. I finally gave up on trapping them. So we got raccoons around the place that my small dogs keep away from, due to their nasty claws and bites.
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Post by: ben ji on July 20, 2020, 09:10:19 AM
Katpappy this isn’t Canada you can just shoot the fuckers
Lol, at the cat ranch my dad told me there is a bounty on the head of the racoon that is stealing all the cat food and that I can shoot it to collect the bounty....I declined.
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Pro tip: Raccoons can make friends with your cats and dogs and just live there.
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Yep, my dogs avoid raccoons but will raise hell with possums.
Post by: Katpappy on July 21, 2020, 02:07:53 AM
Katpappy this isn’t Canada you can just shoot the fuckers
I shot a mother and kit about a dozen years ago. My daughter cried for a couple of days and it took her a few months to get over it. I promised not to kill any animals on the farm, to get off her monster list.
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Post by: Katpappy on August 11, 2020, 11:01:58 AM
I recently became aware of the black rain frog and my life is improved(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200811/a125b82409cb8be49f2f6f81630cab60.jpg)
WTF is that. Is it some kind of a pet?
Post by: ben ji on November 10, 2020, 10:59:55 PM
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1326347886083239937?s=19
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on November 22, 2020, 02:33:54 PM
No. My dogs strictly abide by a no grass no poop policy. They won't even pee in the street.My dog is not allowed to pee on grass because his urine is one of the most potent defoliants known to humanity. I keep a small pile of leaves in the gutter that seems to be a satisfying target for pee.
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Post by: DaBigTrain on February 13, 2021, 07:01:33 PM
Are you on a golf course?Yes. Sitting on the patio.
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Tom(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210218/17309cfcea711875f7537e1ab1a0102d.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210218/972c36ab37c86d516697b496ca8fc8c2.jpg)
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https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1364250855260708867?s=20
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on February 23, 2021, 03:26:14 PM
I'd love to have a fox friend.The fox population seems to be growing in our neighborhood. They seem less afraid of people and dogs all the time. V. cool animals.
Post by: waks on February 23, 2021, 06:05:22 PM
Foxes have been visiting our yard and making funny barking and screaming sounds. It really upsets our dog.Their shrieks sound eerily human.
Post by: ben ji on April 15, 2021, 11:56:48 AM
My dogs started going crazy and when I went outside I saw one possum chasing another possum around a backyard which is kind of hilarious because they are not very fast or very graceful....this lasted about 1 minute before the non alpha possum ran off.
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Post by: mocat on April 15, 2021, 12:46:15 PM
Possums are nocturnal. Why are they out during the day? Rabies?
these are possum-hai cross breeds
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 15, 2021, 01:05:51 PM
Possums are nocturnal. Why are they out during the day? Rabies?
The strongest possums are daywalkers.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 15, 2021, 01:22:50 PM
Possums are nocturnal. Why are they out during the day? Rabies?the hunt for pussy never stops
Post by: ben ji on April 15, 2021, 01:45:24 PM
also, unlike raccoons, you can't really domesticate them very well. at least my family couldn't.
Possum's brains are 1/5th the size of raccoons according to wikipedia.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 15, 2021, 07:56:40 PM
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Post by: sys on April 15, 2021, 08:05:15 PM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 15, 2021, 08:08:44 PM
i would do everything i could to induce foxes to hang out on my lawn if i had that opportunity.Leave out a supply of pet food for them. Their urine seems to be killing some of the landscape. I can still walk down the street to enjoy viewing them. The kits are really cute.
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Post by: ben ji on April 16, 2021, 08:57:22 AM
https://twitter.com/Evi3Zamora/status/1382781106269818884
The part where he holds it up in the air like Simba makes me think its fake. No way that cat is not clawing you to death while you hold it in your outstretched arms for 5 seconds.
Post by: Spracne on April 16, 2021, 09:10:58 AM
Post by: Tobias on April 16, 2021, 09:34:20 AM
Post by: Spracne on April 16, 2021, 12:57:11 PM
https://twitter.com/Evi3Zamora/status/1382781106269818884
This isn't getting the attention it deserves.
Post by: michigancat on April 16, 2021, 01:01:05 PM
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Post by: ben ji on April 27, 2021, 08:55:07 AM
So what does mr bad ass possum do after whooping some gen z ass? Yeah, that's right. It's all about the nookieMilo cornered a juvenile Possum in the garage last night.
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The lil guy was successfully relocated into a neighbors yard.
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Post by: star seed 7 on April 27, 2021, 08:57:50 AM
Post by: ben ji on April 27, 2021, 09:08:44 AM
It was nice of milo not to kill it
Milo tried but the lil possum was able to hide behind a ladder :pray:
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Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2021, 09:03:01 PM
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Post by: wetwillie on May 02, 2021, 09:21:57 PM
I think it was a groundhog but I’m no varmit expert
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House is infested build a new one
Post by: Katpappy on May 02, 2021, 09:31:36 PM
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Post by: steve dave on May 03, 2021, 06:37:25 AM
Those little bastards like to dig tunnels. Before you know it, they'll have so many tunnels under your house the concrete will cave in. Get pest control asap.He’s pretty cool looking. I’ll just take the tunnels.
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Post by: Pete on May 03, 2021, 12:00:45 PM
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Post by: steve dave on May 03, 2021, 04:17:53 PM
good job not killing your groundhog, sd.Thank you, I love varmints
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 19, 2021, 09:22:25 AM
These ducks laid their eggs in our stump over the past few days:
https://twitter.com/FANMAN_KSU/status/1394998878794129410?s=20
Apparently it takes about 29 days for the eggs to hatch. These lil guys are screwed, right? Gator (dog) like to roam the backyard and the ducks are scared of him. What would you do?
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 19, 2021, 09:33:44 AM
good job not killing your groundhog, sd.Thank you, I love varmints
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We have those cute little ones (ground squirrels)? My cat use to kill them and I always felt bad and would cheer for them when my cat was on the chase. Now that my cat is dead, they are basically my pals when the dog isn't around. I can sit on my patio and they will come out and walk right by me not giving any shits. They know i'm cool with them and will yell at doggie if she chases them. They do make me mad sometimes though. At night, they apparently come out and eat nuts and stuff on the patio furniture and have stained my cushions.
Post by: _33 on May 19, 2021, 01:45:54 PM
So last week I went downstairs and immediately smelled a gross smell. I said out loud to my wife "it smells like something died down here". But nothing dead was anywhere to be seen. The next day it was much worse so I moved the washer and dryer to look under them and in doing so noticed that the worst of the smell was coming from the dryer. So I unhooked the vent ducts and they were clear but then I looked into the vent hole in the back of the dryer and what did my eyes see but a gigantic dead chipmunk that was half melted and stuck to the metal pipe. The dryer vents out and up to a concrete patio and has a cover over it so that air can blow out but not in. Little guy must have somehow opened it up though. It was super gross and I never get nauseous with gross stuff but I almost hurled and puked and barfed everywhere while I was cleaning it up. The End.
Post by: ben ji on May 19, 2021, 01:47:25 PM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 19, 2021, 02:29:49 PM
Wacky, you have no choice but to keep gator on a leash/away from the nest until the eggs hatch and they do their cute little duckling march out of your yard.I know, we might get like a little fence or something to put around it.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 19, 2021, 02:33:42 PM
Wacky, you have no choice but to keep gator on a leash/away from the nest until the eggs hatch and they do their cute little duckling march out of your yard.I know, we might get like a little fence or something to put around it.
So you are keeping the ducks? Congrats
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 19, 2021, 02:40:35 PM
Post by: ben ji on May 19, 2021, 02:45:28 PM
Haha. Honestly, what do you do with them when they're done? Ask the mom and dad duck to get in a cage, so we can release them down by the creek with their babies?
Open your gate and let them make their way out into the real world? Or just keep them :emawkid:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 19, 2021, 02:47:18 PM
Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 19, 2021, 02:50:10 PM
:thumbs: Gator would end them. lol. I'll open the gate and hope the parents are around when it finally happens. They like to duck in and out during the day. :DMaybe animal control??? :dunno
They prob won't help. I called them once when my dog stepped on a bunny nest. Bunnies put their nests in yards with dogs apparently so other animals don't eat them. Doesn't work so well when the dog finds the nest. They basically told me they didn't care and to keep the dog away and the mom would move them. I kept him away for like 2 days and it was a PITA so I just let him out one day. THE BUNNIES WERE GONE!!!!
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Post by: ben ji on May 19, 2021, 08:46:17 PM
420 cat, the female duck won't start incubating until she's done laying all the eggs. she'll just visit the nest to lay an egg once a day until she's done and then start.
Hopefully he see's this before he starts posting scrambled duck egg recipes in the cooking thread.
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Post by: ChiComCat on May 27, 2021, 10:30:09 AM
That duck abandoned her eggs this week. They're gonna die. I might just lay them by the creek soon and let nature do it's thing.
Leaving them alone would be an even better example of letting nature do it's thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQpk3QnTBKM
Post by: _33 on September 08, 2021, 08:52:10 AM
I mowed over a yellow jacket nest hole on Sunday and they swarmed me and I got stung 4 times. I was running through my yard swinging my arms wildly and then I saw two of them attached to my shorts and I was trying to brush them off but they wouldn't budge so I ran into the garage and took my pants off. So last night I went to Lowe's and bought the foaming spray that has the little red straw (like WD-40 has) so you can stick it way down into the hole and spray the crap out of it (that's what she said) so then last night I waited until almost dark because that's when their activity is lowest and sprayed into the hole for like 10 seconds until it started coming back up. Then yesterday I go back and look and they are still there! What gives?
Post by: steve dave on September 08, 2021, 09:08:34 AM
Follow for more pro tips that I thought of when I was a kid.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on September 08, 2021, 10:52:40 AM
Put gas down there and start it on fire. Or, start the lawnmower over the hole and they’ll come out enraged and get food processed.
Follow for more pro tips that I thought of when I was a kid.
You should def light it while still pouring the gas and then swing the flaming gas can all around your yard almost burning your house down. That's what they do in the funny videos i've seen online and I never see any yellow jackets in the videos after, so it seems foolproof.
Post by: ChiComCat on September 08, 2021, 02:34:08 PM
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Post by: Katpappy on October 08, 2021, 05:53:18 PM
Guys, that dolphin is scoping out someone to rape, it's not cute at all.
Seven, come clean, were you involved in dolphin rape. It's ok if you were just a child and thought all dolphins were like Flipper on TV. :ohno:
Post by: Spracne on October 08, 2021, 07:06:16 PM
https://twitter.com/kaywawice/status/1446250125555273739?s=20
This is an actual picture of me at an open-bar work event with long-legged colleagues who possess chest talent in attendance.
Post by: steve dave on October 08, 2021, 08:27:10 PM
https://twitter.com/kaywawice/status/1446250125555273739?s=20
This is an actual picture of me at an open-bar work event with long-legged colleagues who possess chest talent in attendance.
THROW SOME FETTUCCINE ALFREDO IN THE DANG TANK!
Post by: Spracne on January 10, 2022, 01:10:22 PM
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Dolphins Have a Fully Functional Clitoris, Study Finds
Anatomically, everything about a dolphin's clitoris indicates it evolved to help them feel pleasure, a group of researchers say
Actual picture at top of article:
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Article: https://gizmodo.com/dolphins-have-a-fully-functional-clitoris-study-finds-1848331341
Post by: pissclams on February 08, 2022, 07:54:22 PM
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 01, 2022, 11:24:43 AM
For the past few weeks this bad person bird has been banging on my window in the kitchen. He just rams himself into the window over and over. I have put my kids stuffed animals in the window and it sometimes makes him stop. Hulk is currently doing a shitty job. I have taped foil over part of the window and that seems to help a bit, but the rough rider comes back every morning. Its driving me crazy. The best/worse part is that he is basically the spitting image of that red Angry Bird in the game. Its like the real life version of that bad person ramming into stuff.we're going to need video of this kamikaze bird
Post by: Spracne on March 01, 2022, 11:34:49 AM
For the past few weeks this bad person bird has been banging on my window in the kitchen. He just rams himself into the window over and over. I have put my kids stuffed animals in the window and it sometimes makes him stop. Hulk is currently doing a shitty job. I have taped foil over part of the window and that seems to help a bit, but the rough rider comes back every morning. Its driving me crazy. The best/worse part is that he is basically the spitting image of that red Angry Bird in the game. Its like the real life version of that bad person ramming into stuff.
Maybe you should invite it in? It could be an ancestor or lost loved one.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 01, 2022, 11:58:52 AM
For the past few weeks this bad person bird has been banging on my window in the kitchen. He just rams himself into the window over and over. I have put my kids stuffed animals in the window and it sometimes makes him stop. Hulk is currently doing a shitty job. I have taped foil over part of the window and that seems to help a bit, but the rough rider comes back every morning. Its driving me crazy. The best/worse part is that he is basically the spitting image of that red Angry Bird in the game. Its like the real life version of that bad person ramming into stuff.we're going to need video of this kamikaze bird
I'll see what I can do tomorrow morning. He must bang on other houses in the afternoons. He usually bails when he sees me and I'd give myself a negative 199% chance of figuring out how to load the video anyway.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 01, 2022, 12:48:50 PM
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 01, 2022, 12:58:28 PM
that looks like an inviting setup to me. Maybe he just wants to hang.
he does not fear the hulk
Post by: ben ji on March 01, 2022, 08:28:42 PM
Post by: ben ji on March 01, 2022, 08:35:07 PM
It was a couple of years ago and I was riding in the backseat of a car from KC to manhattan to a wedding with an old GF and her friends. I'm sitting in the backseat just daydreaming staring out the window watching a hawk just soar alongside/in front of us as we drive.
Everyone else was deep in conversation when I saw the hawk make a 90 degree dive turn and fly across the highway...It was coming right in front of the car and all I could think to say was "Incoming"....
Before anyone could process what I said the hawk just slammed into the upper right portion of the windshield leaving a huge crack where it hit...Everyone was all riled up saying "WTF Just happened" and old ben ji had to inform them that a hawk casually kamikaze'd their car.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 02, 2022, 09:40:20 AM
Put Hootie (our fake owl) next to the window outside and that worked for a bit, but Angry Bird is back. Dino and Eagly joined the resistance this morning.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2022, 03:09:45 PM
Post by: Spracne on March 02, 2022, 03:18:39 PM
My dog caught his 2nd possum in our backyard since we've been here. He's never attacked them, but goes ape crap when he catches one, so I always rush to the backyard to make sure he hasn't been bitten by it. Anyways, this one played dead, so I got a shuffle and tossed him in my neighbors vacant yard. :lol: What are the proper procedures to do with these things?
So you just got a good shuffle going and tossed the varmint over the fence?
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2022, 03:19:31 PM
Post by: ben ji on March 02, 2022, 05:03:59 PM
My dog caught his 2nd possum in our backyard since we've been here. He's never attacked them, but goes ape crap when he catches one, so I always rush to the backyard to make sure he hasn't been bitten by it. Anyways, this one played dead, so I got a shuffle and tossed him in my neighbors vacant yard.My dogs usually get a couple a year. If they are just playing dead I pick it up with a shovel and put it in the neighbor without a dog's backyard.
If it's dead dead which most of them are by the time I find them they just get shoveled into the trash.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 02, 2022, 05:15:42 PM
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Post by: ben ji on March 02, 2022, 09:59:53 PM
Unfortunately they are slow and awkward AF so dogs can catch them very easily then they just play dead until your dog gets bored or actually kills them.
Post by: ben ji on March 02, 2022, 10:04:50 PM
10/10, would do again
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 03, 2022, 09:03:28 AM
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Post by: Spracne on March 03, 2022, 02:05:31 PM
This lil guy got cornered in the garage last summer by my mutts. Hid behind a ladder where they couldn't get him before I was able to rescue him.
10/10, would do again
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IYKYK
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Post by: Institutional Control on March 07, 2022, 11:14:29 PM
https://twitter.com/cfod/status/1501063591461593088?s=21
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Post by: CHONGS on March 08, 2022, 01:13:37 PM
Looks like there might be a nest nearby.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 11, 2022, 09:25:21 PM
Although your maniac may just move on to the next window
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Post by: I_have_purplewood on March 16, 2022, 04:59:10 PM
The second seal has been broken.. WTF! :Yuck: (ftp://:Yuck:)
Post by: I_have_purplewood on March 16, 2022, 05:02:24 PM
The 3rd seal has been broken. Odd times my friends. :surprised: (ftp://:surprised:)
Post by: Stupid Fitz on April 08, 2022, 10:29:53 AM
Post by: Institutional Control on April 08, 2022, 10:37:19 AM
Guys, I think I have to kill the bird. I don't know how I'm going to do it, but it has left me with no other options. :frown:
Have you tried owl sounds by your window? The Walmart store in my town has annoying owls sounds going 24/7 to keep pigeons and other birds away.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on April 08, 2022, 10:47:07 AM
Guys, I think I have to kill the bird. I don't know how I'm going to do it, but it has left me with no other options. :frown:
Have you tried owl sounds by your window? The Walmart store in my town has annoying owls sounds going 24/7 to keep pigeons and other birds away.
Hootie is right by the window. He doesn't make sounds but looks menacing. This bad person bird gives no shits.
Post by: _33 on April 08, 2022, 10:54:08 AM
Guys, I think I have to kill the bird. I don't know how I'm going to do it, but it has left me with no other options. :frown:
Get a milk crate, some bird seed, a stick, and a long, long piece of string.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 08, 2022, 10:54:59 AM
Post by: Institutional Control on April 08, 2022, 11:02:19 AM
Guys, I think I have to kill the bird. I don't know how I'm going to do it, but it has left me with no other options. :frown:
Get a milk crate, some bird seed, a stick, and a long, long piece of string.
Or maybe order a rocket from ACME.
Post by: Stupid Fitz on April 08, 2022, 12:36:37 PM
Guys, I think I have to kill the bird. I don't know how I'm going to do it, but it has left me with no other options. :frown:
Get a milk crate, some bird seed, a stick, and a long, long piece of string.
Or maybe order a rocket from ACME.
I was thinking about a cat, but then I would have to figure out how to get rid of a cat now. Prob worse than a crazy bird banging into my house all day.
Post by: sys on April 08, 2022, 05:10:41 PM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 05, 2022, 08:23:28 AM
Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2022, 06:36:07 PM
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Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2022, 06:38:15 PM
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Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2022, 06:40:47 PM
Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2022, 08:33:56 PM
The lil guy or it's sibling came back for some more punishment.
I moved him again but hopefully he was just playing possum really good. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220507/44cb4f1c40347eeb0112ded1180cce16.jpg)
Post by: star seed 7 on May 06, 2022, 09:00:32 PM
Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2022, 09:18:45 PM
I had a bunny nest in my backyard yard for a long time and my lab would leave it alone. I adopted a pitbull recently and I was a little nervous about the bunnies but it only took like 2 days of running for their lives before they moved. No casualties.I'm about 90% sure a rabbit has a nest in my front garden area but I have yet to find it.
I've seen this gal about once a day for the past week hanging out in the same area.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 07, 2022, 11:56:40 AM
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Post by: ben ji on May 07, 2022, 05:53:50 PM
Nice landscaping, ben ji!Probably looks a little better now then when you picked up those old timey flame throwers.
Have you got them working yet?
Post by: bucket on May 07, 2022, 06:43:06 PM
Nice landscaping, ben ji!Probably looks a little better now then when you picked up those old timey flame throwers.
Have you got them working yet?
No, but I got them cleaned up.
Post by: ben ji on May 07, 2022, 07:14:12 PM
Nice! Please share some video of the first time you fire those bad boys up.Nice landscaping, ben ji!Probably looks a little better now then when you picked up those old timey flame throwers.
Have you got them working yet?
No, but I got them cleaned up.
Post by: CHONGS on May 08, 2022, 06:21:06 PM
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 12, 2022, 09:09:20 AM
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on May 12, 2022, 10:13:39 AM
Interesting, if true:
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This guy is either a genius or most likely really stupid. Just teach that monster to bark at people that knock on his door.
Post by: ben ji on May 14, 2022, 08:49:02 AM
Post by: ben ji on May 15, 2022, 12:22:25 AM
Eventually Milo let it go next to a tree and BOOM, that lil mouse started climbing the tree like a bat out of hell.
Long story short my dogs tried to climb the tree but couldn't reach this lucky guy up on the top branch.
What a survivor.
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on June 09, 2022, 03:47:30 PM
https://twitter.com/BamaStephen/status/1534992735215706112?s=20&t=u6ZcOdl2sSirJQcbtU0gQA
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on August 11, 2022, 08:28:29 AM
A bat flew into my houseA community of bats used to live behind the shutters on our house. I thought they were cute but their guano would run down the side of the house so I sealed them out with some of that expanding foam.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 11, 2022, 08:33:10 AM
Got him/her out
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how?
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on August 11, 2022, 10:28:46 AM
Post by: ben ji on August 11, 2022, 12:19:55 PM
Damn dog found another possum last night in our backyard. He played dead and my dog just barked around it. I ended up grapping it by the back of the neck and tossed him in the neighbors yeard that's currently vacant. Not sure what other course of action to take here. SYS?
Thats basically it although I just pick them up with a shovel.
There was a family of baby possums living under my neighbors shed this spring. Lady and Milo killed at least 2 and would bring the others into the garage...the ones that were still alive I would put in neighbors yards that dont have a dog..
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on August 11, 2022, 12:31:45 PM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on August 11, 2022, 01:05:05 PM
:thumbs: I was a bit surprised he didn't hiss at me or anything. Kept playing dead in my hands.possums are one of the grossest mammals. My dad captured one that had been raiding the catfood in a live trap a few weeks ago when I was visiting Tinytown. We relocated it to the other side of the river in the Gator.
Seems like there was someone on this board (or maybe it was KSO) who lived in suburban KC with a dog who had an insatiable desire to kill animals who came in their yard.
Post by: Cire on August 11, 2022, 03:13:06 PM
It flew in. Wife came and got me. I couldn’t find it anywhere. Didn’t believe her.Got him/her out
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how?
20 minutes later wife runs up, definitely bat. Buzzed her in the kitchen.
I go down and it’s hanging on the fireplace.
I try to grab with a towel, think I’ve got it and drop it when I try to walk to the door with it.
It does 5/6 laps around the kitchen/living room buzzing me like maverick.
I’m trying to shoo it but lose it around a corner.
Can’t find it again.
10:00 way past my bedtime. Put towels under all the doors and close everything. Go to bed.
Morning. Little guy was latched to the front door crack. Dead asleep. So I towel it and wife opened the door.
No more Bat
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Post by: Spracne on August 11, 2022, 03:16:13 PM
Got him/her out
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how?
10:00 way past my bedtime.
When is bedtime for you?
Post by: Cire on August 11, 2022, 03:44:32 PM
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Post by: _33 on August 11, 2022, 03:51:32 PM
One of my dogs got sprayed by a skunk at my in-laws in Abilene last weekend. It wasn't a direct hit so not too bad and after 3 baths she smells almost back to normal. Her face still smells a little bit if you get right up next to it.
Post by: sys on August 11, 2022, 09:32:20 PM
Damn dog found another possum last night in our backyard. He played dead and my dog just barked around it. I ended up grapping it by the back of the neck and tossed him in the neighbors yeard that's currently vacant. Not sure what other course of action to take here. SYS?
sounds like you resolved the problem.
Post by: ben ji on August 12, 2022, 10:42:50 AM
Possums aren't mammals:thumbs: I was a bit surprised he didn't hiss at me or anything. Kept playing dead in my hands.possums are one of the grossest mammals. My dad captured one that had been raiding the catfood in a live trap a few weeks ago when I was visiting Tinytown. We relocated it to the other side of the river in the Gator.
Seems like there was someone on this board (or maybe it was KSO) who lived in suburban KC with a dog who had an insatiable desire to kill animals who came in their yard.
Post by: ben ji on October 31, 2022, 08:48:17 PM
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Post by: Pete on October 31, 2022, 08:53:04 PM
Post by: DaBigTrain on October 31, 2022, 09:05:19 PM
Was playing some golf on this Wonderful 75 degree fall day and saw a white squirrel in the wild.I’m reminded of this little guy, who we lost too soon.
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https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=4600.msg1123697#msg1123697
Post by: ben ji on October 31, 2022, 09:13:52 PM
Probably could have gotten yourself Mepp's spinners for life if you turned that pelt in.I almost hit the lil squirrel with my drive! Went 20 yards to the right of the fairway and everyone was like "yeah it landed by the squirrel". We just thought the late evening sun was making that squirrel stand out but nope, it was an albino.
Post by: sys on November 01, 2022, 11:23:29 AM
have you considered trapping it, building a fancy outdoor cage for it in your backyard, breeding it to other squirrels and then releasing the offspring in your neighborhood so that you can see white squirrels all the time?
Post by: steve dave on November 01, 2022, 12:03:58 PM
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Post by: sys on November 01, 2022, 02:05:09 PM
Post by: ben ji on November 01, 2022, 04:00:33 PM
nice looking dekay's snake. might also be worth catching and propagating to increase abundance.Sys is all about propagating every animal except humans.
Post by: sys on November 01, 2022, 06:06:52 PM
Post by: bucket on November 03, 2022, 04:17:21 PM
Post by: I_have_purplewood on November 21, 2022, 07:51:30 AM
:frown: (ftp://:frown:)
Post by: star seed 7 on December 13, 2022, 09:54:03 AM
Post by: ben ji on January 19, 2023, 09:53:42 PM
So my dad took home a runt kitten from the family homestead earlier this spring and nursed it back to health. He calls it "Farm Kitty" and loves this thing more than he loves Rush Limbaugh, even after it gave him and my mom ringworm.
Everytime he goes back to western KS he takes the cat and sends us pictures of it doing farm things with him.
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After a couple of years of failing health Farm kitty/Lil Lil passed peacefully this evening in the burbs of KC. She was born in a barn outside of Colby Kansas, abandoned by her mother as the runt of the litter and nursed back to health by a kind cat rancher.
She lived 5 years on a diet of kibble and eggs and out lived all of her blood relatives who were eaten by coyotes, she brought joy to all around her. She is survived by her younger sister Tazee (another farm cat runt).
Post by: sys on January 19, 2023, 11:12:08 PM
Post by: pissclams on January 21, 2023, 01:33:07 PM
So my dad took home a runt kitten from the family homestead earlier this spring and nursed it back to health. He calls it "Farm Kitty" and loves this thing more than he loves Rush Limbaugh, even after it gave him and my mom ringworm.
Everytime he goes back to western KS he takes the cat and sends us pictures of it doing farm things with him.
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After a couple of years of failing health Farm kitty/Lil Lil passed peacefully this evening in the burbs of KC. She was born in a barn outside of Colby Kansas, abandoned by her mother as the runt of the litter and nursed back to health by a kind cat rancher.
She lived 5 years on a diet of kibble and eggs and out lived all of her blood relatives who were eaten by coyotes, she brought joy to all around her. She is survived by her younger sister Tazee (another farm cat runt).
reposted here—> https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=18086.msg2198485#msg2198485
Post by: star seed 7 on January 21, 2023, 01:57:25 PM
rip lil lil.
Post by: CHONGS on March 02, 2023, 08:14:11 PM
RIP and sip dark and stormys with your lil bro big guy
Post by: pissclams on March 02, 2023, 08:18:02 PM
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 02, 2023, 08:57:19 PM
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 06, 2023, 01:09:29 PM
https://youtu.be/MwWDE7ANO_k
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 06, 2023, 01:10:29 PM
Post by: sys on April 06, 2023, 09:00:22 PM
Post by: michigancat on April 07, 2023, 11:35:03 AM
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Post by: star seed 7 on April 07, 2023, 02:44:20 PM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 09, 2023, 12:07:25 PM
Post by: KST8FAN on April 15, 2023, 09:55:49 AM
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Post by: sys on April 15, 2023, 05:14:20 PM
Post by: star seed 7 on April 15, 2023, 05:16:48 PM
Post by: wetwillie on April 15, 2023, 05:40:20 PM
Post by: pissclams on April 15, 2023, 05:55:39 PM
The most regal of the canines
i’ve always referred to them in all of my animal literature as nature’s organic blend of a cat and a dog
Post by: ben ji on May 23, 2023, 08:13:09 PM
Was playing some golf with some coworkers this evening in KC and about 20 yards away from the tee box there was a large black snake (maybe 3ftish) slithering around. Everyone was freaking out but I went up to look at it and was like "Nah, just a rat snake(no idea what it was but it was bigger than any water snakes I've seen) he's good".
It was 3 dudes and 1 female and by the time we had tee'd off the snake was pretty much next to the women's tee box and she wouldn't get close to it. I gently lifted it with a club and threw it over in the tall grass next to the pond and play continued. 75% sure someone would have beat it to death with a golf club if I was not there but thanks to sys teaching me that most snakes are harmless it got to live.
Post by: Tobias on May 23, 2023, 08:18:44 PM
Post by: bucket on May 23, 2023, 08:19:29 PM
Paging @sys
Was playing some golf with some coworkers this evening in KC and about 20 yards away from the tee box there was a large black snake (maybe 3ftish) slithering around. Everyone was freaking out but I went up to look at it and was like "Nah, just a rat snake(no idea what it was but it was bigger than any water snakes I've seen) he's good".
It was 3 dudes and 1 female and by the time we had tee'd off the snake was pretty much next to the women's tee box and she wouldn't get close to it. I gently lifted it with a club and threw it over in the tall grass next to the pond and play continued. 75% sure someone would have beat it to death with a golf club if I was not there but thanks to sys teaching me that most snakes are harmless it got to live.
I hope the albino squirrel steers clear of it.
Post by: sys on May 23, 2023, 08:39:51 PM
Post by: Katpappy on May 23, 2023, 10:46:33 PM
If Benji should get really brave a pick one up, don't worry about the bite as long as you wash the wound with hydrogen peroxide asap.
Post by: nicname on May 23, 2023, 10:57:11 PM
He seemed to be having fun. I gave him the "kitty kitty," but he didn't come. Thought about taking him home. Opened the car door to get out and see if he liked to get pets, but off a good 20-yards or so to hunt more bugs.
Seemed like a good sign that he was prob a stray/feral. Made me feel better about his chances of not being flattened. I don't think a pet cat would survive long there.
Post by: nicname on May 23, 2023, 11:00:50 PM
One goose was on high alert pretty early and it was cool to watch the dance between the fox (very stealthy) and the geese, once the whole crew got put on high alert.
Probably been a great couple of weeks for the fox while those goslings grow. Not so much for some of the unfortunate babies.
Post by: Katpappy on May 23, 2023, 11:02:44 PM
I saw a juvenile cat (black) hunting in the grass near the chipotle at 29th and Rick in Wichita tonight about 9:30. Sat and watched him for awhile, both worried that it seemed to be a dangerous place for a cat to be hanging out, and intrigued at watching him hunt (prob bugs and stuff).
He seemed to be having fun. I gave him the "kitty kitty," but he didn't come. Thought about taking him home. Opened the car door to get out and see if he liked to get pets, but off a good 20-yards or so to hunt more bugs.
Seemed like a good sign that he was prob a stray/feral. Made me feel better about his chances of not being flattened. I don't think a pet cat would survive long there.
I agree completely. :crossfingers:
Post by: nicname on May 26, 2023, 11:56:28 PM
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a-myth/
Post by: mocat on June 02, 2023, 05:41:23 PM
Post by: Spracne on June 02, 2023, 05:46:22 PM
Post by: sys on June 02, 2023, 06:38:01 PM
Post by: porky morgan on June 16, 2023, 04:47:50 PM
FYI, a full speed raptor hitting the window makes a very loud thump.
Post by: ben ji on June 16, 2023, 07:51:44 PM
This Cooper's Hawk hit my glass door this morning full speed and knocked itself TF out. I thought it was dead. Then it stirred and eventually got on its feet but was super woozy. That's this photo. Eventually it got its head up and began to respond to movement, etc. But wasn't gonna go anywhere. After another hour or two I called the Raptor Recovery place and they sent a guy out with a net. The bird had enough in him to avoid the net and fly into some tall trees next to the house. Raptor guy said welp. He said it may just be concussed and if it doesn't get hit by an owl overnight it might make it. Hope so.I was riding in the backseat of a car one time and noticed a hawk cruising along the side of the highway. I was watching it for a bit then it turned in front of the car and flew right into the windshield.
FYI, a full speed raptor hitting the window makes a very loud thump.
All I could say was "watch out" then BOOM.
Put a crack in the windshield.
Post by: sys on June 21, 2023, 10:17:57 PM
Post by: steve dave on June 21, 2023, 10:29:45 PM
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Post by: KST8FAN on June 27, 2023, 05:44:43 PM
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Post by: Spracne on June 27, 2023, 05:46:14 PM
Post by: sys on June 27, 2023, 06:17:01 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 27, 2023, 08:33:57 PM
What is that? Is that a lynx?
juvenile
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2023, 10:09:12 PM
Post by: Pete on June 28, 2023, 10:57:00 AM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on June 28, 2023, 12:05:23 PM
https://twitter.com/RobertEFuller/status/1674009752832180224?s=20
Post by: Spracne on June 28, 2023, 12:12:15 PM
Post by: ben ji on June 28, 2023, 01:38:34 PM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on June 28, 2023, 03:38:56 PM
Burrowing owls are number #1 in my Owl power rankingsIncredible how every niche in nature gets filled. Owls are like, it isn't enough for us to be highly adapted to life in trees. We owls are also going to send a species to burrow into the earth and there is nothing you can do to stop us.
Also, if you are a person who reads aloud to kids, you need to get the book _Owls in the Family_ by Farley Mowat. One of my favorite animal books for kids. Not on the same level as _Where the Red Fern Grows_ but still v. good.
Post by: ben ji on June 28, 2023, 08:55:33 PM
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Post by: steve dave on June 29, 2023, 07:19:29 AM
Barn Owl is my #1 owl
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Post by: sys on June 29, 2023, 06:08:44 PM
Cross post from the farming thread but here is a juvenile horned owl out at the cat ranch that was moulting. Couldn't fly yet but was hopping around branches.
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man, just look at him revving himself up to go murder some cats.
Post by: bucket on July 07, 2023, 06:18:04 PM
In a related note, I got attacked by a red winged black bird a couple weeks back and I assumed it was for the same reason (i.e. protecting their nest). Mean little bastard.
Post by: steve dave on July 07, 2023, 07:34:32 PM
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on August 17, 2023, 10:17:57 AM
https://www.fieldandstream.com/survival/montana-man-kills-black-bear-in-his-living-room-just-prior-to-bachelor-party/?fbclid=IwAR0vVcrYe7CFFv0Aw3cDWHH_Oe6sGnVvPA4fC0DjZyAJIX0qKMNBYnlXBms (https://www.fieldandstream.com/survival/montana-man-kills-black-bear-in-his-living-room-just-prior-to-bachelor-party/?fbclid=IwAR0vVcrYe7CFFv0Aw3cDWHH_Oe6sGnVvPA4fC0DjZyAJIX0qKMNBYnlXBms)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 18, 2023, 09:30:49 AM
Cross post from the farming thread but here is a juvenile horned owl out at the cat ranch that was moulting. Couldn't fly yet but was hopping around branches.That's an ewok
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on August 18, 2023, 09:34:55 AM
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on October 25, 2023, 12:17:15 PM
https://www.kwch.com/2023/10/24/watch-mountain-lion-caught-camera-nw-kansas/ (https://www.kwch.com/2023/10/24/watch-mountain-lion-caught-camera-nw-kansas/)
Post by: ben ji on October 25, 2023, 12:47:57 PM
very cool video of a mountain lion sighting in daylight near Brewster (NW KS):Lollerz at the "kitty kitty kitty" when he pulled up next to it
https://www.kwch.com/2023/10/24/watch-mountain-lion-caught-camera-nw-kansas/ (https://www.kwch.com/2023/10/24/watch-mountain-lion-caught-camera-nw-kansas/)
Post by: Katpappy on October 25, 2023, 02:35:28 PM
very cool video of a mountain lion sighting in daylight near Brewster (NW KS):Lollerz at the "kitty kitty kitty" when he pulled up next to it
https://www.kwch.com/2023/10/24/watch-mountain-lion-caught-camera-nw-kansas/ (https://www.kwch.com/2023/10/24/watch-mountain-lion-caught-camera-nw-kansas/)
I'm sure he wouldn't be so brave if he wasn't in the truck. Even a Bobcat will rip you up.
Post by: Fldermaus on October 25, 2023, 03:43:21 PM
very cool video of a mountain lion sighting in daylight near Brewster (NW KS):
https://www.kwch.com/2023/10/24/watch-mountain-lion-caught-camera-nw-kansas/ (https://www.kwch.com/2023/10/24/watch-mountain-lion-caught-camera-nw-kansas/)
Lucky to get that video!
Somebody was showing me a trailcam video today that he claimed was a mountain lion. Your video confirms that what my friend saw was a fox.
Post by: DaBigTrain on November 22, 2023, 03:25:18 PM
Post by: Spracne on November 22, 2023, 03:50:17 PM
Disagree, Ms. Keller. Just crack a knee right off the bat.
Post by: mocat on December 23, 2023, 08:20:00 AM
https://twitter.com/PeccaryNotPig/status/1736920999223062944?t=pdz8xkI4o78FZniUX9ql_Q&s=19
Post by: steve dave on December 23, 2023, 08:28:41 AM
source: the park ranger at rocky mountain national park talking to my kids about wolves this summer
Post by: Katpappy on December 23, 2023, 03:32:18 PM
Post by: Spracne on December 23, 2023, 05:06:03 PM
I saw a wolf in New Mexico once.
Post by: Katpappy on December 23, 2023, 05:50:02 PM
I saw a wolf in New Mexico once. Camping with nothing but a sleeping bag and covered with a foot of snow by morning, ever tried to ride a cycle (HD) down a mountain with a foot of snow?
Post by: Katpappy on December 23, 2023, 08:38:58 PM
https://x.com/buitengebieden/status/1738333969974792646?s=20
Post by: KST8FAN on December 24, 2023, 06:08:33 PM
Tom
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Post by: Katpappy on December 27, 2023, 09:38:28 AM
Tater is pushing 60 lbs. He would smash that maze like a tooth pick. He's also half cattle dog so he'd probably just bark and turn in circles until I got the bowl for him.
Tom
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on February 07, 2024, 09:49:27 AM
Post by: IPA4Me on February 07, 2024, 04:53:29 PM
Guys....the bird is back with a vengeance. He has been none stop hammering himself into my kitchen window for a couple of week. I recently moved my office upstairs and its way more annoying. I hate this little bastard with all my being. His nest is right there in the bush next to the window and I've tried to reason with him by telling him I'm going to burn his house down and kill his family, but he won't listen.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240207/cbfa694334c0a5fba42f5df53785cbfa.jpg)
Post by: ben ji on February 07, 2024, 05:42:50 PM
Guys....the bird is back with a vengeance. He has been none stop hammering himself into my kitchen window for a couple of week. I recently moved my office upstairs and its way more annoying. I hate this little bastard with all my being. His nest is right there in the bush next to the window and I've tried to reason with him by telling him I'm going to burn his house down and kill his family, but he won't listen.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240207/cbfa694334c0a5fba42f5df53785cbfa.jpg)
Just move the nest to a new tree and see if that helps....or just use the red ryder
Post by: Cire on February 07, 2024, 09:44:08 PM
Same tree almost exactly two years apart
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Post by: nicname on February 07, 2024, 11:08:17 PM
Pallas Cat doc
https://youtu.be/YaOJz4h6P64?si=OrhEBZ8Q8mwa9es5
Post by: Pete on February 08, 2024, 10:47:43 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240208/c020b84ebc05ae0cc19559ada5f1822e.jpg)Can’t be a coincidence. Got to be some non-muggles about.
Same tree almost exactly two years apart
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Post by: Cire on February 09, 2024, 02:29:08 PM
So 2 years ago they had chicks in that tree and the chicks lived long enough to fly off.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240208/c020b84ebc05ae0cc19559ada5f1822e.jpg)Can’t be a coincidence. Got to be some non-muggles about.
Same tree almost exactly two years apart
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Apparently owls will return to places that they had success, because they don’t build nests the way most birds do apparently.
Will report on future chicks
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Post by: Spracne on February 09, 2024, 03:00:33 PM
Post by: steve dave on February 09, 2024, 04:09:39 PM
Post by: Stupid Fitz on February 09, 2024, 04:32:11 PM
We have a great horned owl in the trees by the creek behind our house. It hoots and, folks, it hoots loudly. when it's really getting after it the hoots become somewhat annoying. just out there hootin' its ass off.
We have one close, (his name is Hootie) and he competes with another owl just up the street (his name is Hootie as well). When they start compete hooting, its really something.
Post by: Spracne on February 09, 2024, 04:55:55 PM
Post by: IPA4Me on February 10, 2024, 08:23:50 AM
And I agree. Fascinating birds.
Post by: ben ji on February 10, 2024, 04:42:51 PM
My biggest startled moment happened one dark morning on a run. I came bopping down the street and our neighborhood owl took flight from the middle of the street. I'd apparently interrupted his breakfast. Man, that thing was huge. Spotted him later sitting on the neighbor's roof peak.
And I agree. Fascinating birds.
I was walking the dog one night and came face to face with an owl at eye level. It was perched on the luggage rack of an SUV and I had no idea it was there until I got even with it (Maybe 2 ft away) and it whomp whomped its wings to fly away.
Post by: Spracne on February 10, 2024, 04:50:46 PM
My biggest startled moment happened one dark morning on a run. I came bopping down the street and our neighborhood owl took flight from the middle of the street. I'd apparently interrupted his breakfast. Man, that thing was huge. Spotted him later sitting on the neighbor's roof peak.
And I agree. Fascinating birds.
I was walking the dog one night and came face to face with an owl at eye level. It was perched on the luggage rack of an SUV and I had no idea it was there until I got even with it (Maybe 2 ft away) and it whomp whomped its wings to fly away.
For the same reason my cat hasn't killed me yet. It had sized you up and realized you could overpower it. That's a sign of intelligence.
Post by: Pete on February 10, 2024, 05:31:01 PM
Post by: pissclams on February 11, 2024, 06:26:14 AM
Owls have to be my favorite bird of prey.my favorite bird of prey is the peregrine falcon, although owls are great and we have a couple in our back yard that make a ton of noise when i’m trying to sleep.
Post by: Cire on February 15, 2024, 10:14:23 AM
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on February 16, 2024, 08:58:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkUyDUvhNqA
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 16, 2024, 02:29:15 PM
Post by: Cire on February 16, 2024, 02:58:34 PM
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Post by: IPA4Me on February 17, 2024, 09:00:56 PM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 21, 2024, 01:08:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/live/7gIwQwxfGPg?feature=shared
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 21, 2024, 02:52:35 PM
One of the baby eagles hatched!
https://www.youtube.com/live/7gIwQwxfGPg?feature=shared
I think its dead. :cry:
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 21, 2024, 03:43:30 PM
First of all, Farmer Derek would not allow one of his baby eagles to die.One of the baby eagles hatched!
https://www.youtube.com/live/7gIwQwxfGPg?feature=shared
I think its dead. :cry:
Second of all, you can see that baby eagle eating at 15:30 on the livestream.
Post by: steve dave on March 21, 2024, 03:45:35 PM
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 21, 2024, 03:49:43 PM
dead and covered in flies. gross.
that's what I see. :cry:
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 21, 2024, 03:56:47 PM
you guys aren't even trying.dead and covered in flies. gross.
that's what I see. :cry:
that is a tasty bit of fish that Harvey brought the nest for Ellie and Baby Eagle to eat.
Post by: Fedor on March 21, 2024, 04:06:21 PM
I just saw live birdage.you guys aren't even trying.dead and covered in flies. gross.
that's what I see. :cry:
that is a tasty bit of fish that Harvey brought the nest for Ellie and Baby Eagle to eat.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 21, 2024, 06:40:18 PM
Post by: pissclams on March 21, 2024, 07:42:02 PM
18:24 both parents are feeding the eaglet.looks to me like both parents are feeding themselves the fly covered corpse of their newborn baby eagle fetus.
good grief eagles!
Post by: PandaXpanda on March 21, 2024, 08:03:17 PM
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Post by: pissclams on March 21, 2024, 09:31:12 PM
how would you choose to outfit your eagles’ nest if you were an eagle?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 21, 2024, 10:38:14 PM
Post by: Esaqzpter on March 21, 2024, 10:52:46 PM
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 21, 2024, 11:05:39 PM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 23, 2024, 10:07:48 AM
One of the baby eagles hatched!The second eaglet hatched!
https://www.youtube.com/live/7gIwQwxfGPg?feature=shared
Post by: Spracne on March 25, 2024, 10:31:05 PM
Owls have to be my favorite bird of prey.my favorite bird of prey is the peregrine falcon, although owls are great and we have a couple in our back yard that make a ton of noise when i’m trying to sleep.
Check out these absolute stealth killers ...
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Post by: Pete on March 25, 2024, 10:33:11 PM
Post by: Katpappy on March 26, 2024, 04:55:13 PM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 01, 2024, 08:24:46 AM
Eaglets are growing like crazy. They have been named Wichita and Cheyenne (no idea which is which). They parents (mostly the male) continue to bring fish, waterfowl and rabbits for them to eat. My friend who is a wildlife biologist says that eagles also like to eat turtles but I haven't seen any show up on the menu.One of the baby eagles hatched!The second eaglet hatched!
https://www.youtube.com/live/7gIwQwxfGPg?feature=shared
Post by: sys on April 02, 2024, 01:35:12 AM
Post by: KST8FAN on April 13, 2024, 06:18:52 AM
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Post by: Katpappy on April 13, 2024, 10:03:54 PM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 14, 2024, 07:58:31 AM
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 14, 2024, 08:03:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/live/7gIwQwxfGPg?feature=shared
Farmer Derek also has an owl cam. This nest has two owlets in it. You can see deer and hear cows as well
https://www.youtube.com/live/MRMzzjyumHs?feature=shared
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 15, 2024, 12:22:45 PM
Probably x post with the getting old thread.