Internet should be a public utility.
Yes, let's make it a regulated public utility, and then the regulated utility can go to the respective PUC and get a rate increase with a rubber stamp . . . also work to ensure that competition is extremely limited or doesn't exist.
Let's look at my power and gas options where I live . . . Power: Evergy . . . . Gas: Kansas Gas . . . gosh, I wonder why I don't get 5 postcards in the mail every week from power and gas providers wanting me to switch and offering really cheap rates 
Sounds absolutely perfect
I think you are the first person I've heard say they wish they were marketed to by Power and Gas providers.
You are almost there. The Kansas Gas Company--Evergy is a for profit company that then goes and appeals rate hikes to a board with political oversight. I am suggesting we cut out the profit/company part.
As for the privacy/first amendment/Farenheit 451/1984 concerns. As you are well aware, we are past the point of no return on both the NSA and private companies knowing basically everything so I think strong privacy laws would be great, but let's keep it real.
All of this, as you know, is currently well outside the Overton window because people have been convinced that paying more for health care is a very good thing actually and that same filter applies to basically everything because we don't , we have dont legislate from the point of view of citizens, we legislate to a nation of consumers.