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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1000 on: December 17, 2012, 11:37:58 AM »
Thank me later fanning.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1001 on: December 17, 2012, 11:42:29 AM »
Making the girls at work jealous is the most important part of this entire move.  Seriously.  Never send her flowers anywhere but work.  I bring my wife flowers at home a lot, and she treats them like the eggs, bread, milk, or anything else I may bring home from a errand trip.  However, when she gets them at work, she is always happy as hell.

They love rubbing that crap in their co-worker's face.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1002 on: December 17, 2012, 12:12:29 PM »
rough ridin' boom!!! Went a head and sent the flowers. I don't know why? Mom told me to stop being a pussy and send them. Kinda like I have nothing to lose. She got the flowers and was Super excited. Saying it meant so much to her and stuff. I don't think I've heard her happier. Said the girls at work were super jealous and stuff.  :gocho:

Girls love that stuff. Whoever told you not to do that was probably a saboteur.

I'm probably weird then. I don't like the attention. Idk. Also, I feel like I can't appropriately express my gratitude.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1003 on: December 17, 2012, 12:36:59 PM »
rough ridin' boom!!! Went a head and sent the flowers. I don't know why? Mom told me to stop being a pussy and send them. Kinda like I have nothing to lose. She got the flowers and was Super excited. Saying it meant so much to her and stuff. I don't think I've heard her happier. Said the girls at work were super jealous and stuff.  :gocho:

Girls love that stuff. Whoever told you not to do that was probably a saboteur.

I'm probably weird then. I don't like the attention. Idk. Also, I feel like I can't appropriately express my gratitude.

You don't know men at all.  :grin:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1004 on: December 17, 2012, 12:54:09 PM »
'Grats Fanning! Now she can post the pics of her flowers from "Guess who" on FB and make the other dudes trying to get on her and any exes super jealous!   :dubious:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1005 on: December 17, 2012, 01:01:01 PM »
yeah, I think you're golden. Just don't turn into a complete pussy. Be the guy she knows only more perverted.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1006 on: December 17, 2012, 01:03:15 PM »
yeah, I think you're golden. Just don't turn into a complete pussy. Be the guy she knows only more perverted.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1007 on: December 17, 2012, 01:05:08 PM »
Should of went to her work and sexed her on lunch break Fanning

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1008 on: December 17, 2012, 01:18:11 PM »
You go to bar. Get filly's number.

1) How long to wait to text? Do you call?
2) Do you ask out on a date, or just see if you can meet up again the next wknd?

Really depends...If you discussed doing something later in the week(Watching the next cats bball game, LOL) I wait a couple of days until its getting close to when you said you would hang out again.

If not then I'll usually text withing the next 48 hrs and ask to meet up for some drinks after work.

All that goes out the window if you are still in school as you can just text her next time you black out in aggieville and odds are she will be 1 bar over.
still in school and have used this great method for five years.  however, will be graduating soon and trying to transition to legitimate dating

In the real world, in my experience, I think it's best to call sometime between 1 to 2 days after to set up a date.  90% of women judge you harshly if you text or email instead of call -- they think it shows you lack the courage of your convictions + it makes it hard for them to judge your personality accurately.  The other 10% of women hate that you've called them out of the blue and forced them to engage in conversation (although they can just let your call go to voicemail).

Anyway, hope that helps!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1009 on: December 17, 2012, 01:34:55 PM »
Did you take my advice on the penis pic?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1010 on: December 17, 2012, 01:55:58 PM »
Did you take my advice on the penis pic?
I have the pic saved to my drafts. Still mulling it over.

Crocs in background?  Always a nice touch, IMO.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1011 on: December 17, 2012, 02:01:30 PM »
Also, in light of recent events, can we turn the thumbs down icon in front of this thread to a thumbs up icon or even a  :love: or  :gocho:??

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1012 on: December 19, 2012, 10:41:32 PM »
 :cry: goodbye pretty girl..
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1013 on: December 20, 2012, 06:37:07 AM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1014 on: December 20, 2012, 06:47:21 AM »
:cry: goodbye pretty girl..
I know that feel bro

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1015 on: December 20, 2012, 07:48:54 AM »
:cry: goodbye pretty girl..

Better stock up...
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1016 on: December 21, 2012, 09:23:43 AM »
Looking for something to do with the old flame on sunday. All this zoo talk got me thinking about taking her to the zoo but the high on sunday is supposed to be 36 :sdeek:.

Anyone been to the zoo in the winter? Are all the animals locked up? Worth it? Any other suggestions for something to do during the day?

Also fanning inspired me to send her some flowers at work...Worked like a boss.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1017 on: December 21, 2012, 10:11:13 AM »
The Plaza.  This Saturday is one of the greatest boozing on the plaz days.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1018 on: December 21, 2012, 10:15:04 AM »
The Plaza.  This Saturday is one of the greatest boozing on the plaz days.
Yes. This. <-----

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1019 on: December 21, 2012, 10:19:00 AM »
The Plaza.  This Saturday is one of the greatest boozing on the plaz days.
Yes. This. <-----

Sunday...Sunday

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1020 on: December 21, 2012, 10:20:22 AM »
The Plaza.  This Saturday is one of the greatest boozing on the plaz days.
Yes. This. <-----

Sunday...Sunday
Next best day.  :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1021 on: December 21, 2012, 11:41:44 AM »
Also, guys, she just wants to be friends. Huge shot to the nuts, but at least I know and gave it a shot. I'll go down fighting for clarity in the brain. Friends took my phone at the bar last night and deleted her number. A little rash,  but probably needed to be done. Go cats!!!  :ksu:

She's scared bro. She's protecting herself. The only thing that surpasses her excitement is her fear. She's testing you, seeing if she can push you away..whether she knows it or not..

if you truly meant this -
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Let me tell you though, she's a game changer. Like I'd do anything for her kind of thing
don't give up.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1022 on: December 21, 2012, 11:43:51 AM »
There are at least 30 movies about this identical situation

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1023 on: December 21, 2012, 11:45:58 AM »
Also, guys, she just wants to be friends. Huge shot to the nuts, but at least I know and gave it a shot. I'll go down fighting for clarity in the brain. Friends took my phone at the bar last night and deleted her number. A little rash,  but probably needed to be done. Go cats!!!  :ksu:

She's scared bro. She's protecting herself. The only thing that surpasses her excitement is her fear. She's testing you, seeing if she can push you away..whether she knows it or not..

if you truly meant this -
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Let me tell you though, she's a game changer. Like I'd do anything for her kind of thing
don't give up.

I don't necessarily think this is true. Fanning was the forbidden fruit. Now that's she's had a bite, the fruit just doesn't seem as enticing. That's not to say Fanning isn't delicious or whatever. Always wanting that which is just out of reach is a human nature thing.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1024 on: December 21, 2012, 11:51:58 AM »
The Plaza.  This Saturday is one of the greatest boozing on the plaz days.
Yes. This. <-----

Sunday...Sunday

I'll be out on Sunday... So stay away from RA and wherever else I end up if you don't want your girl to end up at my place bro. 

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