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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1050 on: December 21, 2012, 01:57:29 PM »
How drunk are you/they when you make out with/sex the ladies?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1051 on: December 21, 2012, 02:03:25 PM »
Bear (sp?) with me on this one guys.

Ok, so for many years I have had numerous "encounters".  With the encounters that don't quite make it to home base, most of the girls afterwards avoid me like the plague  :dubious: .  However, the ones that do get to home base, they stage 5 like you wouldn't believe.  Now, I don't like this because there are some of those that I wish did go further and want to seal the deal.  Perhaps even girls I don't mind hanging out with. This doesn't seem to make sense.

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I put this into google translate and it didnt help me understand it.


translation (i think):  he makes out with girls, but they won't have sex and then never talk to him again.  some girls do have sex with him, but they are very clingy and have stalker characteristics.  there are some of the girls in section A that he wishes would go "all the way," and he would enjoy their company afterwards.
Yeah pretty much.

How often drunk? More often than not.  Some of the stage 5 clingers kind of turned into girlfriends, so these weren't really drunk hookups. I think I'm just terrible at "talking" to girls.  Like texting and stuff like that.  In person I'm great, otherwise I'm a lost cause.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1052 on: December 21, 2012, 02:06:14 PM »
Looking for something to do with the old flame on sunday. All this zoo talk got me thinking about taking her to the zoo but the high on sunday is supposed to be 36 :sdeek:.

Anyone been to the zoo in the winter? Are all the animals locked up? Worth it? Any other suggestions for something to do during the day?

Also fanning inspired me to send her some flowers at work...Worked like a boss.
Is this the same chic you called a $!#*?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1053 on: December 21, 2012, 02:25:36 PM »
Looking for something to do with the old flame on sunday. All this zoo talk got me thinking about taking her to the zoo but the high on sunday is supposed to be 36 :sdeek:.

Anyone been to the zoo in the winter? Are all the animals locked up? Worth it? Any other suggestions for something to do during the day?

Also fanning inspired me to send her some flowers at work...Worked like a boss.
Is this the same chic you called a $!#*?

Nope, that was the most recent ex gf...this is the gf before her that I now regret breaking up with.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1054 on: December 21, 2012, 02:26:43 PM »
Looking for something to do with the old flame on sunday. All this zoo talk got me thinking about taking her to the zoo but the high on sunday is supposed to be 36 :sdeek:.

Anyone been to the zoo in the winter? Are all the animals locked up? Worth it? Any other suggestions for something to do during the day?

Also fanning inspired me to send her some flowers at work...Worked like a boss.
Is this the same chic you called a $!#*?

Nope, that was the most recent ex gf...this is the gf before her that I now regret breaking up with.
Great meet us in Chicago so we can eff this one up appropriately.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1055 on: December 21, 2012, 02:34:43 PM »
Looking for something to do with the old flame on sunday. All this zoo talk got me thinking about taking her to the zoo but the high on sunday is supposed to be 36 :sdeek:.

Anyone been to the zoo in the winter? Are all the animals locked up? Worth it? Any other suggestions for something to do during the day?

Also fanning inspired me to send her some flowers at work...Worked like a boss.
Is this the same chic you called a $!#*?

Nope, that was the most recent ex gf...this is the gf before her that I now regret breaking up with.

would skip the zoo unless she really loves being cold. since you dated her before, i'm guessing you know quite a few of her likes/dislikes..

i would do something thoughtful involving one of her likes.. they love it when we pay attention and remember details..
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1056 on: December 21, 2012, 02:36:53 PM »
ben ji, binge drink

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1057 on: December 21, 2012, 02:47:13 PM »
I'm thinking late lunch on the plaza around 3. Have some drinks afterwards until the lights come on, take a quick stroll around then suggest watching Christmas Vacation back at my place.

Boom done, thanks for whoever(limestone/fanning?) suggested drinks on the plaza. Way better than my lame zoo idea.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1058 on: December 21, 2012, 02:50:03 PM »
is kstate16 actually 16 years of age? if not WOOFITY WOOF times a bajillion and throw in a YIPES too and also a couple of  :sdeek: :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1059 on: December 21, 2012, 03:53:11 PM »
Drive her to Topeka and take her to Bullfrogs Classic. It's pretty hoppin' around the holidays.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1060 on: December 23, 2012, 12:47:19 AM »
guys. i got tipsy. walked outside into the snow, around my neighborhood and started singing thunder road out loud. then i went to taco bell and crushed a couple of those loaded grillers - which were delicious.

i think my point here is... i'm a little bit drunk. and a lot a bit in love.

good grief i'm in troubs
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1061 on: December 23, 2012, 12:55:41 AM »
Drive her to Topeka and take her to Bullfrogs Classic. It's pretty hoppin' around the holidays.

they have tv's IN the booths!!!!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1062 on: December 23, 2012, 01:52:18 AM »
fanning should have sent the dick pic iyam

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1063 on: December 23, 2012, 03:18:41 AM »
This thread is amazing. I think by far the best part is Willie'sgirl trying to get in fannings pants.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1064 on: December 23, 2012, 09:40:18 AM »
guys. i got tipsy. walked outside into the snow, around my neighborhood and started singing thunder road out loud. then i went to taco bell and crushed a couple of those loaded grillers - which were delicious.

i think my point here is... i'm a little bit drunk. and a lot a bit in love.

good grief i'm in troubs
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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1065 on: December 23, 2012, 09:44:56 AM »
guys. i got tipsy. walked outside into the snow, around my neighborhood and started singing thunder road out loud. then i went to taco bell and crushed a couple of those loaded grillers - which were delicious.

i think my point here is... i'm a little bit drunk. and a lot a bit in love.

good grief i'm in troubs

Oh boy.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1066 on: December 23, 2012, 09:46:28 AM »
I'm happy for you,  j-dub. I've gotta admit, that win last night, lifted me out of my "why can't I find anything nice, why am I swarmed by couples around the holidays" mood to "I don't give an eff, K-State loves me, and gets me" mood! Feels good you guys.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1067 on: December 23, 2012, 11:06:03 AM »
guys. i got tipsy. walked outside into the snow, around my neighborhood and started singing thunder road out loud. then i went to taco bell and crushed a couple of those loaded grillers - which were delicious.

i think my point here is... i'm a little bit drunk. and a lot a bit in love.

good grief i'm in troubs
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1068 on: December 23, 2012, 11:07:50 AM »
thought i was really hitting it off with a girl last night, like really good. you guys know the feeling. has a boyfriend. she knew exactly what she was doing. bitch.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1069 on: December 23, 2012, 11:40:46 AM »
Most just want the attn and free drinks

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1070 on: December 23, 2012, 12:56:06 PM »
Your typical attention getter. The girl that's taken, but still likes it when new guys shows her attention,  so she can feed the selfish person that she is. Sorry, 'blast. Those girls suck. Although,  I have banged a few of them. Maybe she was mad at her bf. Those are the best. Girls on a mission.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1071 on: December 23, 2012, 01:07:20 PM »
thought i was really hitting it off with a girl last night, like really good. you guys know the feeling. has a boyfriend. she knew exactly what she was doing. bitch.

rough ridin' bitches man

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1072 on: December 23, 2012, 01:37:45 PM »
My friends cousin is 35 and I have always had a huge crush on her. She is getting divorced currently. Last night at a Christmas party she totally flirted with me because she knows of aforementioned crush. That's really it but man it was great you guys I'm telling you

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1073 on: December 23, 2012, 02:38:22 PM »
My friends cousin is 35 and I have always had a huge crush on her. She is getting divorced currently. Last night at a Christmas party she totally flirted with me because she knows of aforementioned crush. That's really it but man it was great you guys I'm telling you

She is going to do things to you that you didn't know existed.  You lucky bastard.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1074 on: December 23, 2012, 02:43:43 PM »
My friends cousin is 35 and I have always had a huge crush on her. She is getting divorced currently. Last night at a Christmas party she totally flirted with me because she knows of aforementioned crush. That's really it but man it was great you guys I'm telling you

She is going to do things to you that you didn't know existed.  You lucky bastard.
How does mocat's gf feel about this?