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Master Dating Thread
« on: February 06, 2012, 12:25:35 PM »
Is it not the worst thing ever? I mean I just spent $40 yesterday to find out you're boring as hell and just something nice to look at. And not only that, but the older you get, the harder it gets. I mean I think there's a lot of advantages to staying single. I don't know how you married guys do it.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2012, 12:27:29 PM »
Is it not the worst thing ever? I mean I just spent $40 yesterday to find out you're boring as hell and just something nice to look at. And not only that, but the older you get, the harder it gets. I mean I think there's a lot of advantages to staying single. I don't know how you married guys do it.

You want me to send her a demand letter for $20?

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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2012, 12:29:23 PM »
Is it not the worst thing ever? I mean I just spent $40 yesterday to find out you're boring as hell and just something nice to look at. And not only that, but the older you get, the harder it gets. I mean I think there's a lot of advantages to staying single. I don't know how you married guys do it.

You want me to send her a demand letter for $20?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2012, 12:29:48 PM »
$40, man. Sounds like you really showed the young lady a nice time.

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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2012, 12:31:40 PM »
I'm actually really surprised to hear Fanning doesn't get it in regards to women.
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2012, 12:31:58 PM »
$40, man. Sounds like you really showed the young lady a nice time.
meh. it was lunch.

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2012, 12:33:27 PM »
$40, man. Sounds like you really showed the young lady a nice time.

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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2012, 12:47:39 PM »
While on a recent first date, I inadvertently made reference to my last break up. I just laughed at myself for a while.


We were talking about Ryan Gosling, and I told her about a break up that afterwards I decided to not cut my hair or shave for a while. I later realized I had stolen this idea from The Notebook, and immediately cut my hair and shaved off my beard. We both laughed. Then I mentioned that was why I had really short hair in one of the pictures she had seen of me. She immediately replied, oh so this is a recent break up? I said October, and then laughed at my idiocy.

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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2012, 12:50:10 PM »
$40, man. Sounds like you really showed the young lady a nice time.
meh. it was lunch.

fanning, was it at a coffee shop?

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2012, 12:51:47 PM »
While on a recent first date, I inadvertently made reference to my last break up. I just laughed at myself for a while.


We were talking about Ryan Gosling, and I told her about a break up that afterwards I decided to not cut my hair or shave for a while. I later realized I had stolen this idea from The Notebook, and immediately cut my hair and shaved off my beard. We both laughed. Then I mentioned that was why I had really short hair in one of the pictures she had seen of me. She immediately replied, oh so this is a recent break up? I said October, and then laughed at my idiocy.


Jesus eff, bro.

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2012, 12:53:45 PM »
$40, man. Sounds like you really showed the young lady a nice time.
meh. it was lunch.

fanning, was it at a coffee shop?
Freestate Brewery in Lawrence. She's still a student there. She use to be a Kstater. She's bartending now.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2012, 12:54:09 PM »
so much fun  :emawkid:

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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2012, 12:55:05 PM »
$40, man. Sounds like you really showed the young lady a nice time.
meh. it was lunch.

fanning, was it at a coffee shop?
Freestate Brewery in Lawrence. She's still a student there. She use to be a Kstater. She's bartending now.

you met here where she works and you paid?

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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2012, 12:57:07 PM »
$40, man. Sounds like you really showed the young lady a nice time.
meh. it was lunch.

fanning, was it at a coffee shop?
Freestate Brewery in Lawrence. She's still a student there. She use to be a Kstater. She's bartending now.

you met here where she works and you paid?

I want to laugh but I just feel bad for him. Like this kind of thing is just too sad to laugh.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2012, 12:57:20 PM »
$40, man. Sounds like you really showed the young lady a nice time.
meh. it was lunch.

fanning, was it at a coffee shop?
Freestate Brewery in Lawrence. She's still a student there. She use to be a Kstater. She's bartending now.

you met here where she works and you paid?

so sad, he just doesn't get it.

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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2012, 12:58:18 PM »
$40, man. Sounds like you really showed the young lady a nice time.
meh. it was lunch.

fanning, was it at a coffee shop?
Freestate Brewery in Lawrence. She's still a student there. She use to be a Kstater. She's bartending now.

you met here where she works and you paid?
No, she bartends somewhere else. That's where she wanted to eat. I feel like I got most of my dating practices from reading catcher in the rye. I'm still pissed that book wasn't about a baseball catcher.
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2012, 01:00:25 PM »
who in their right mind takes a women they don't know, to lunch?  good grief.  you deserve to be out the dough.



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2012, 01:01:48 PM »
i'm glad fanning learns from his past threads. :popcorn:
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2012, 01:03:00 PM »
who in their right mind takes a women they don't know, to lunch?  good grief.  you deserve to be out the dough.


True, but when she works every night it kind of makes it hard, plus the super bowl was on yesterday. College was so much easier. "Hey lets get super drunk and hook up at your place."-Me "Ok, sounds good. I'll grab some vodka"-Her. I mean it was sooo easy.

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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2012, 01:05:12 PM »
 know she's bartending nights but she can't work 7 nights a week.  and if she does then no reason to date her in the first place.


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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2012, 01:06:42 PM »
i've been out of the singles game for quite a while, but i'm of the opinion that if you take someone to lunch, then you're destined to be friend-zoned forever.

lunches are for business meetings, meals with your wife, or hanging out with some bro's.

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« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2012, 01:14:58 PM »
While on a recent first date, I inadvertently made reference to my last break up. I just laughed at myself for a while.


We were talking about Ryan Gosling, and I told her about a break up that afterwards I decided to not cut my hair or shave for a while. I later realized I had stolen this idea from The Notebook, and immediately cut my hair and shaved off my beard. We both laughed. Then I mentioned that was why I had really short hair in one of the pictures she had seen of me. She immediately replied, oh so this is a recent break up? I said October, and then laughed at my idiocy.


Jesus eff, bro.

Haha I know. It got even better, I said, "Well it was only a month long relationship." She came back with "I've had some pretty intense month long relationships." 

Good times. We hung out for two more hours afterwards. She laughed a  lot, I guess when I ask her to to hang out again, we'll see how badly she thought of my first date eff up.

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« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2012, 01:17:05 PM »
While on a recent first date, I inadvertently made reference to my last break up. I just laughed at myself for a while.


We were talking about Ryan Gosling, and I told her about a break up that afterwards I decided to not cut my hair or shave for a while. I later realized I had stolen this idea from The Notebook, and immediately cut my hair and shaved off my beard. We both laughed. Then I mentioned that was why I had really short hair in one of the pictures she had seen of me. She immediately replied, oh so this is a recent break up? I said October, and then laughed at my idiocy.


Jesus eff, bro.

Haha I know. It got even better, I said, "Well it was only a month long relationship." She came back with "I've had some pretty intense month long relationships." 

Good times. We hung out for two more hours afterwards. She laughed a  lot, I guess when I ask her to to hang out again, we'll see how badly she thought of my first date eff up.


Sounds like a whore.

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« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2012, 01:19:39 PM »
Oh, man. The awkward Saulbadguy late 90's/Early 2000's internet dating stories make me shudder.
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« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2012, 01:21:15 PM »
This would have made an excellent episode of The Daily Fanning, the pop up vid for the lower right hand corner of goEMAW. 

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