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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2012, 01:23:54 PM »
know she's bartending nights but she can't work 7 nights a week.  and if she does then no reason to date her in the first place.

Were you not worth one of her nights off?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2012, 01:24:24 PM »
I feel like I got most of my dating practices from reading catcher and the rye. I'm still pissed that book wasn't about a baseball catcher.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2012, 01:37:45 PM »
know she's bartending nights but she can't work 7 nights a week.  and if she does then no reason to date her in the first place.

Were you not worth one of her nights off?
Probably not, I mean it went well and all, but she didn't have much to say. I thought she was pretty boring. I'm sure we've all had crappy dates. Problem is, I work all the time and i'm finishing up on my Masters. Like where do you meet girls? Usually the only time is when you're paking on the weekends at the bars. When you meet girls at the bars and go on a date it can be akward.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2012, 01:39:00 PM »
Oh, man. The awkward Saulbadguy late 90's/Early 2000's internet dating stories make me shudder.

wow, I can't even begin to fathom what internet dating of the late 90's was like.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2012, 01:39:18 PM »
don't date a girl you meet at a bar, fanning.


good god, man, it's like we have to do everything for you.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2012, 01:41:48 PM »
don't date a girl you meet at a bar, fanning.


good god, man, it's like we have to do everything for you.
  :lol: I just like to bbs with you guys. I know some stuff.  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2012, 01:42:04 PM »
I married a girl I met in a bar

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2012, 01:45:26 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2012, 01:46:30 PM »
is okcat just giving advice from stuff he has seen in bad romantic comedies?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2012, 01:56:39 PM »
Oh, man. The awkward Saulbadguy late 90's/Early 2000's internet dating stories make me shudder.

wow, I can't even begin to fathom what internet dating of the late 90's was like.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2012, 02:07:53 PM »
I married a girl I met in a bar
Ditto


yep

they've all cheated on you at least twice, guaranteed.

sorry bros.   :embarrassed:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2012, 02:08:37 PM »
I married a girl I met in a bar

High end charity function.   :gocho:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2012, 02:17:30 PM »
I married a girl I met in a bar
Ditto


yep

they've all cheated on you at least twice, guaranteed.

sorry bros.   :embarrassed:

probably the thing I'm least worried about ever happening in my lifetime.  I'm too good of a catch to risk.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2012, 02:23:20 PM »
know she's bartending nights but she can't work 7 nights a week.  and if she does then no reason to date her in the first place.

Were you not worth one of her nights off?
Probably not, I mean it went well and all, but she didn't have much to say. I thought she was pretty boring. I'm sure we've all had crappy dates. Problem is, I work all the time and i'm finishing up on my Masters. Like where do you meet girls? Usually the only time is when you're paking on the weekends at the bars. When you meet girls at the bars and go on a date it can be akward.

If you really want to meet nice women worth dating, just go to church on Sundays and sit next to the prettiest girl that doesn't have a ring on her finger.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #40 on: February 06, 2012, 02:25:08 PM »
I married a girl I met in a bar
Ditto


yep

they've all cheated on you at least twice, guaranteed.

sorry bros.   :embarrassed:

probably the thing I'm least worried about ever happening in my lifetime.  I'm too good of a catch to risk.

I believe it was Chris Rock that said, it's not about better or worse. It's about what you've already had and what you haven't. Old vs. New. Same vs. Different. I tend to agree.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2012, 02:25:23 PM »
know she's bartending nights but she can't work 7 nights a week.  and if she does then no reason to date her in the first place.

Were you not worth one of her nights off?
Probably not, I mean it went well and all, but she didn't have much to say. I thought she was pretty boring. I'm sure we've all had crappy dates. Problem is, I work all the time and i'm finishing up on my Masters. Like where do you meet girls? Usually the only time is when you're paking on the weekends at the bars. When you meet girls at the bars and go on a date it can be akward.

If you really want to meet nice women worth dating, just go to church on Sundays and sit next to the prettiest girl that doesn't have a ring on her finger.

amen, BB.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2012, 02:25:37 PM »
I married a girl I met in a bar
Ditto


yep

they've all cheated on you at least twice, guaranteed.

sorry bros.   :embarrassed:

probably the thing I'm least worried about ever happening in my lifetime.  I'm too good of a catch to risk.

maybe, but i've heard stories about mrs. gooch from trim.  not looking good for mr. gooch.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2012, 02:29:49 PM »
know she's bartending nights but she can't work 7 nights a week.  and if she does then no reason to date her in the first place.

Were you not worth one of her nights off?
Probably not, I mean it went well and all, but she didn't have much to say. I thought she was pretty boring. I'm sure we've all had crappy dates. Problem is, I work all the time and i'm finishing up on my Masters. Like where do you meet girls? Usually the only time is when you're paking on the weekends at the bars. When you meet girls at the bars and go on a date it can be akward.

If you really want to meet nice women worth dating, just go to church on Sundays and sit next to the prettiest girl that doesn't have a ring on her finger.

amen, BB.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2012, 02:31:33 PM »
I met my wife at a war protest.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2012, 02:35:51 PM »
Take the advice of Tortuga/Daris/SD and _FAN if he chimes in, they've all done pretty well for themselves (no offense gooch, don't know enough about mrs gooch to judge)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2012, 02:38:31 PM »
Like Gavin Rossdale so eloquently put it "Wonder if I've met my wife"

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2012, 02:43:04 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #48 on: February 06, 2012, 04:17:06 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #49 on: February 06, 2012, 04:31:35 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

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