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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #50 on: February 06, 2012, 04:37:34 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
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I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #51 on: February 06, 2012, 04:38:46 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
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I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

I hope you like other people's kids.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #52 on: February 06, 2012, 04:40:18 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
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I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:
I'm 26 and have abandonded my entire social network since i live in a foreign country. :cheers:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #53 on: February 06, 2012, 04:40:29 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
:eek: :fatty: :love:
I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

I hope you like other people's kids.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #54 on: February 06, 2012, 04:41:54 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
:eek: :fatty: :love:
I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

I hope you like other people's kids.
 :horrorsurprise: :sdeek:

Just sayin'. The options will be start getting pretty limited once you hit your 30's.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #55 on: February 06, 2012, 04:45:12 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
:eek: :fatty: :love:
I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

I hope you like other people's kids.

At least in the midwest this is pretty true.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #56 on: February 06, 2012, 04:56:47 PM »
Move to more liberal areas, people get married later.  You'll still have a fighting chance

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #57 on: February 06, 2012, 06:19:06 PM »
Once you've reached the point where you can't go out with a stranger without one of you knowing at least one person the other has been with then it's time to leave that city. The dream is dead.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #58 on: February 06, 2012, 06:36:09 PM »
Wow this thread is starting to get depressing.  Hopefully being  :kstategrad:  in the future will help my cause.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #59 on: February 06, 2012, 07:11:06 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
:eek: :fatty: :love:
I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

Wait, so what's your plan if you fall in love with a philly in the next few monthes?  String her along for 6 years and hope for the best?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #60 on: February 06, 2012, 07:12:55 PM »
predetermining anything in life sounds like a recipe for success. go for it fanning.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #61 on: February 06, 2012, 07:16:00 PM »
 :dunno: I gotta take care of my family right now: Me, myself, Citi Bank, and Sallie Mae.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #62 on: February 06, 2012, 07:22:35 PM »
 :D thats our fanning

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #63 on: February 06, 2012, 07:26:02 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
:eek: :fatty: :love:
I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

I hope you like other people's kids.
 :horrorsurprise: :sdeek:

Just sayin'. The options will be start getting pretty limited once you hit your 30's.

Why? 30+ men are landing mid 20's ladies all the time.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #64 on: February 06, 2012, 07:38:55 PM »
I married a girl I met in a bar
Ditto


yep

they've all cheated on you at least twice, guaranteed.

sorry bros.   :embarrassed:

probably the thing I'm least worried about ever happening in my lifetime.  I'm too good of a catch to risk.

maybe, but i've heard stories about mrs. gooch from trim.  not looking good for mr. gooch.

I've only called one goEMAW wife a $!#*, and the goEMAW'r wasn't allowed to pak with us to do anything about it. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #65 on: February 06, 2012, 08:33:00 PM »
Look, I could care less about people getting married or when.  That said, the best advice I ever got was that if you ever plan to have kids in life, don't wait until your mid thirties, 'cause they will kill your middle aged ass.  Told to me by a non-traditional student at KSU who was 33 and who's wife just popped out twins as their 3rd and 4th kids.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2012, 09:01:09 PM »
I'm the last person in my family that can carry on the my name.  :ohno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #67 on: February 06, 2012, 09:21:07 PM »
I'm the last person in my family that can carry on the fanning name.  :ohno:

Maybe its best it just dies

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #68 on: February 06, 2012, 09:58:44 PM »
I'm the last person in my family that can carry on the fanning name.  :ohno:

Maybe its best it just dies

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #69 on: February 06, 2012, 10:12:59 PM »
I'm the last person in my family that can carry on the fanning name.  :ohno:

Maybe its best it just dies

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You guys don't mean this.  :shakesfist:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2012, 10:14:22 PM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
:eek: :fatty: :love:
I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

I hope you like other people's kids.
 :horrorsurprise: :sdeek:

Just sayin'. The options will be start getting pretty limited once you hit your 30's.

Why? 30+ men are landing mid 20's ladies all the time.

Yep. It's a lot easier for guys than the ladies in that regard.

If you have class with a girl but the first time you introduce yourself to her is at a bar, does that count as meeting at a bar?   :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #71 on: February 06, 2012, 10:21:41 PM »
I'm the last person in my family that can carry on the fanning name.  :ohno:

Maybe its best it just dies

No, denied.  I want to teach my kids how to scream "FANNING, GTFO THA ROAD" out of cars at his kids.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #72 on: February 06, 2012, 10:24:22 PM »
Don't worry Fanning, I went on a 4th date with a 36 year old man recently.  There's hope for you.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #73 on: February 06, 2012, 10:26:02 PM »
I'm the last person in my family that can carry on the fanning name.  :ohno:

Maybe its best it just dies

No, denied.  I want to teach my kids how to scream "FANNING, GTFO THA ROAD" out of cars at his kids.
Oh man that would be #priceless.  :lol: Are they going to sharpie my kids as well Trim?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #74 on: February 06, 2012, 10:27:21 PM »
Don't worry Fanning, I went on a 4th date with a 36 year old man recently.  There's hope for you.
Sweet. I'm sure that guys more successful, but i'm sure i'm better looking. Thanks. There is hope. BTW is this one jealous of you being a badass lawyer and stuff?