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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #75 on: February 06, 2012, 11:22:53 PM »
I feel like I got most of my dating practices from reading catcher and the rye. I'm still pissed that book wasn't about a baseball catcher.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #76 on: February 06, 2012, 11:46:07 PM »
I'm 35, and there is hope for old guys like us still.  I live in Denver, which is a melting pot though.  People move here in their mid to late 20s looking for a mate.  This town is jam-packed with dudes though, so sometimes you have to be willing to play a little dirty to separate from the horde.  The women get used to being fought over, which results in some over-inflated egos.  KC has a better ratio and probably nicer women, but fewer single people overall.  

I really don't want to be single at 40, because then your options come with a lot of baggage. My biological clock is ticking because I'm still undecided on having kids. I'd probably be fine with not having them.

As far as Internet dating in the "glory years" of 1997-2003--wow what a disaster. Back then it was a lot easier to pretend to not have a picture of yourself and most of them were truly blind dates. I met one spectacular woman and a plethora of lumps back then.  A lot of the women were really weird and some didn't smell so good.

I gave up on the Internet before it became socially acceptable for "normal" people to use it for dating. My sister met her husband on EHarmony a couple years ago.They get along great and I didn't think she'd ever get along with anyone.  Maybe if I'm still single at 36 I'll give the Internet another shot.  


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #77 on: February 06, 2012, 11:52:09 PM »
i've been out of the singles game for quite a while, but i'm of the opinion that if you take someone to lunch, then you're destined to be friend-zoned forever.

lunches are for business meetings, meals with your wife, or hanging out with some bro's.

My wife and I had a lunch/coffee date as our first date.  I mean, it's rare, but it happens.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #78 on: February 07, 2012, 09:27:05 AM »
i've been out of the singles game for quite a while, but i'm of the opinion that if you take someone to lunch, then you're destined to be friend-zoned forever.

lunches are for business meetings, meals with your wife, or hanging out with some bro's.

My wife and I had a lunch/coffee date as our first date.  I mean, it's rare, but it happens.

We went to a cocktail party.  There were a bunch of very mean girls there.  Chris Harrison made me a mojito.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #79 on: February 07, 2012, 10:23:17 AM »
While on a recent first date, I inadvertently made reference to my last break up. I just laughed at myself for a while.

We were talking about Ryan Gosling, and I told her about a break up that afterwards I decided to not cut my hair or shave for a while. I later realized I had stolen this idea from The Notebook, and immediately cut my hair and shaved off my beard. We both laughed. Then I mentioned that was why I had really short hair in one of the pictures she had seen of me. She immediately replied, oh so this is a recent break up? I said October, and then laughed at my idiocy.

Jesus.  Might as well stamp "Needy Chode" on your forehead.


who in their right mind takes a women they don't know, to lunch?  good grief.  you deserve to be out the dough.

Lounge or chill bar for drinks.


don't date a girl you meet at a bar, fanning.

good god, man, it's like we have to do everything for you.

Myth.  The more interesting girls go out to bars and clubs.


I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

False.  As long as you don't let yourself go, age doesn't matter until you get super old.  Gotta play a different game though.


Wow this thread is starting to get depressing.  Hopefully being  :kstategrad:  in the future will help my cause.

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I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it. Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousandfold.

II. Make her jealous

Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No girl wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.

III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority

Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for the woman who completes him. Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, and to follow the path he lays out. You must respect a woman’s integrity and not lie to her that she is “your everything”. She is not your everything, and if she is, she will soon not be anymore.

IV. Don’t play by her rules

If you allow a woman to make the rules she will resent you with a seething contempt even a rapist cannot inspire. The strongest woman and the most strident feminist wants to be led by, and to submit to, a more powerful man. Polarity is the core of a healthy loving relationship. She does not want the prerogative to walk all over you with her capricious demands and mercurial moods. Her emotions are a hurricane, her soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against her tempest. When she grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil her worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakeable and immovable.

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.

VI. Keep her guessing

True to their inscrutable natures, women ask questions they don’t really want direct answers to. Woe be the man who plays it straight — his fate is the suffering of the beta. Evade, tease, obfuscate. She thrives when she has to imagine what you’re thinking about her, and withers when she knows exactly how you feel. A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when she has displeased you, punish swiftly, but when she has done you right, reward slowly. Reward her good behavior intermittently and unpredictably and she will never tire of working hard to please you.

VII. Always keep two in the kitty

Never allow yourself to be a “kept man”. A man with options is a man without need. It builds confidence and encourages boldness with women if there is another woman, a safety net, to catch you in case you slip and risk a breakup, divorce, or a lost prospect, leading to loneliness and a grinding dry spell. A woman knows once she has slept with a man she has abdicated a measure of her power; when she has fallen in love with him she has surrendered nearly all of it. But love is ephemeral and with time she may rediscover her power and threaten to leave you. It is her final trump card. Withdrawing all her love and all her body in an instant will rend your soul if you are faced with contemplating the empty abyss alone. Knowing there is another you can turn to for affection will fortify your will and satisfy your manhood.

VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects its meal at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted two freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship; use them wisely.

IX. Connect with her emotions

Set yourself apart from other men and connect with a woman’s emotional landscape. Her mind is an alien world that requires deft navigation to reach your rendevous. Frolic in the surf of emotions rather than the arid desert of logic. Be playful. Employ all your senses. Describe in lush detail scenarios to set her heart afire. Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM. Yes, that is a good word. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure. In this world, there is no need to finish thoughts or draw conclusions. There is only need to EXPERIENCE. You’re grabbing her hand and running with her down an infinite, labyrinthine alleyway with no end, laughing and letting your fingers glide on the cobblestone walls along the way.

X. Ignore her beauty

The man who trains his mind to subdue the reward centers of his brain when reflecting upon a beautiful female face will magically transform his interactions with women. His apprehension and self-consciousness will melt away, paving the path for more honest and self-possessed interactions with the objects of his desire. This is one reason why the greatest lotharios drown in more love than they can handle — through positive experiences with so many beautiful women they lose their awe of beauty and, in turn, their powerlessness under its spell. It will help you acquire the right frame of mind to stop using the words hot, cute, gorgeous, or beautiful to describe girls who turn you on. Instead, say to yourself “she’s interesting” or “she might be worth getting to know”. Never compliment a girl on her looks, especially not a girl you aren’t rough ridin'. Turn off that part of your brain that wants to put them on pedestals. Further advanced training to reach this state of unawed Zen transcendence is to sleep with many MANY attractive women (try to avoid sleeping with a lot of ugly women if you don’t want to regress). Soon, a Jedi lover you will be.

XI.  Be irrationally self-confident

No matter what your station in life, stride through the world without apology or excuse. It does not matter if objectively you are not the best man a woman can get; what matters is that you think and act like you are. Women have a dog’s instinct for uncovering weakness in men; don’t make it easy for them. Self-confidence, warranted or not, triggers submissive emotional responses in women. Irrational self-confidence will get you more pussy than rational defeatism.

XII.  Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses

In the betterment of ourselves as men we attract women into our orbit. To accomplish this gravitational pull as painlessly and efficiently as possible, you must identify your natural talents and shortcomings and parcel your efforts accordingly. If you are a gifted jokester, don’t waste time and energy trying to raise your status in philosophical debate. If you write well but dance poorly, don’t kill yourself trying to expand your manly influence on the dancefloor. Your goal should be to attract women effortlessly, so play to your strengths no matter what they are; there is a groupie for every male endeavor. Except World of Warcraft.

XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little

Touching a woman inappropriately on the first date will get you further with her than not touching her at all. Don’t let a woman’s faux indignation at your boldness sway you; they secretly love it when a man aggressively pursues what he wants and makes his sexual intentions known. You don’t have to be an bad person, but if you have no choice, being an inconsiderate bad person beats being a polite beta, every time.

XIV. eff her good

eff her like it’s your last eff. And hers. eff her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms.

XV. Maintain your state control

You are an oak tree. You will not be manipulated by crying, yelling, lying, head games, sexual withdrawal, jealousy ploys, pity plays, crap tests, hot/cold/hot/cold, disappearing acts, or guilt trips. She will rain and thunder all around you and you will shelter her until her storm passes. She will not drag you into her chaos or uproot you. When you have mastery over yourself, you will have mastery over her.

XVI.  Never be afraid to lose her

You must not fear. Fear is the love-killer. Fear is the ego-triumph that brings abject loneliness. You will face your fear. You will permit it to pass over and through you. And when your ego-fear is gone you will turn and face your lover, and only your heart will remain. You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #80 on: February 07, 2012, 10:47:58 AM »
Holy Eff I didn't know GOD had an account on goEMAW. Great work.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #81 on: February 07, 2012, 10:50:55 AM »
I'm 35, and there is hope for old guys like us still.  I live in Denver, which is a melting pot though.  People move here in their mid to late 20s looking for a mate.  This town is jam-packed with dudes though, so sometimes you have to be willing to play a little dirty to separate from the horde.  The women get used to being fought over, which results in some over-inflated egos.  KC has a better ratio and probably nicer women, but fewer single people overall. 

I really don't want to be single at 40, because then your options come with a lot of baggage. My biological clock is ticking because I'm still undecided on having kids. I'd probably be fine with not having them.

As far as Internet dating in the "glory years" of 1997-2003--wow what a disaster. Back then it was a lot easier to pretend to not have a picture of yourself and most of them were truly blind dates. I met one spectacular woman and a plethora of lumps back then.  A lot of the women were really weird and some didn't smell so good.

I gave up on the Internet before it became socially acceptable for "normal" people to use it for dating. My sister met her husband on EHarmony a couple years ago.They get along great and I didn't think she'd ever get along with anyone.  Maybe if I'm still single at 36 I'll give the Internet another shot. 



I browsed eHarmony/Match.com/JDate(lol) etc but never paid, i'd find the girl I liked, and with the information given, i'd try to find out their e-mail address/AIM/Yahoo msg ID or whatever. I guess that is kinda stalkerish.

Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #82 on: February 07, 2012, 10:51:17 AM »
Rules are Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) and really stupid and not correct

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #83 on: February 07, 2012, 11:17:19 AM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
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I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

I hope you like other people's kids.
  :horrorsurprise: :sdeek:

Just sayin'. The options will be start getting pretty limited once you hit your 30's.

Why? 30+ men are landing mid 20's ladies all the time.
thoughts on the opposite?  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #84 on: February 07, 2012, 11:18:08 AM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
:eek: :fatty: :love:
I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

I hope you like other people's kids.
  :horrorsurprise: :sdeek:

Just sayin'. The options will be start getting pretty limited once you hit your 30's.

Why? 30+ men are landing mid 20's ladies all the time.
thoughts on the opposite?  :dunno:

Experienced ladies  :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #85 on: February 07, 2012, 11:20:59 AM »
At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong
:eek: :fatty: :love:
I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  :cry:

I hope you like other people's kids.
  :horrorsurprise: :sdeek:

Just sayin'. The options will be start getting pretty limited once you hit your 30's.

Why? 30+ men are landing mid 20's ladies all the time.
thoughts on the opposite?  :dunno:

Experienced ladies  :thumbs:
Nope, denied. It's fun at first, but they hussle for kids fast. I was 26 last summer dating a nice lil filly who was 30. Pretty much lived with her. Unfortunately I started to notice her birth control wasn't being taken, and she was demanding marriage after 10 months. They're like Tom Brady heaving hail marys in the super bowl. They'll do anything to close out a game.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #86 on: February 07, 2012, 11:30:59 AM »
Fanning, it is important to keep in mind going forward that not all women are completely psycho.  That said, good looking out on the bc.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #87 on: February 07, 2012, 11:36:24 AM »
It's fun at first, but they hussle for kids fast. I was 26 last summer dating a nice lil filly who was 30. Pretty much lived with her. Unfortunately I started to notice her birth control wasn't being taken, and she was demanding marriage after 10 months.

What an incredible reason to not marry someone.
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« Reply #88 on: February 07, 2012, 12:38:11 PM »
wow stunted just made this thread his bitch.  I am taken back by how many guys think that spending money on a woman is just a necessary part of attracting her.
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« Reply #89 on: February 07, 2012, 12:49:27 PM »
wow stunted just made this thread his bitch.  I am taken back by how many guys think that spending money on a woman is just a necessary part of attracting her.
Usually there's a first date somewhere wetwillie.  :dubious:

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« Reply #90 on: February 07, 2012, 12:49:56 PM »
Those rules can be summed up in LSOC's one golden dating rule:

Be an bad person.

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« Reply #91 on: February 07, 2012, 12:53:47 PM »
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:

D – Demonstrate Your Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N - Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely

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« Reply #92 on: February 07, 2012, 12:59:27 PM »
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System:

D – Demonstrate Your Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N - Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely


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« Reply #93 on: February 07, 2012, 01:02:46 PM »
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« Reply #94 on: February 07, 2012, 01:07:27 PM »
The eventual Divorce Thread on this site is going to be really entertaining.

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« Reply #95 on: February 07, 2012, 01:09:26 PM »
MAC System:

M- Move in
A- After
C- Completion

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« Reply #96 on: February 07, 2012, 01:16:36 PM »
Tell smart girls they're pretty and tell pretty girls they're smart.
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« Reply #97 on: February 07, 2012, 01:29:25 PM »
Tell smart girls they're pretty and tell pretty girls they're smart.

If they are both, tell them they are pretty smart.
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« Reply #98 on: February 07, 2012, 01:43:35 PM »
Try not to be a selfish prick. This can be hard sometimes.

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« Reply #99 on: February 07, 2012, 01:48:15 PM »
Tell your funniest jokes and wear a sleeveless shirt that shows your biceps and tats.