Master Dating Thread

[j-dub]

holy crap what a thread. fanning is a treasure like no other.

so, umm. recently, i got coffee with a nice filly in the afternoon..(did i friend-zone myself? )
but then after getting coffee again a second time 
i took her to dinner (used a groupon with no shame ) and am going to get dinner again.

so, i'm pretty much  right now right fellas?

What kind of "nice collared" shirt did you wear?

DKNY. I was so fly.

also wore an argyle to coffee. probably made her  inside.

[j-dub]

holy crap what a thread. fanning is a treasure like no other.

so, umm. recently, i got coffee with a nice filly in the afternoon..(did i friend-zone myself? )
but then after getting coffee again a second time 
i took her to dinner (used a groupon with no shame ) and am going to get dinner again.

so, i'm pretty much  right now right fellas?

What kind of "nice collared" shirt did you wear?

her friends had a nice lol/wtf about the groupon

guess that's my "stand out from the crowd" move. 

[Stevesie60]

holy crap what a thread. fanning is a treasure like no other.

so, umm. recently, i got coffee with a nice filly in the afternoon..(did i friend-zone myself? )
but then after getting coffee again a second time 
i took her to dinner (used a groupon with no shame ) and am going to get dinner again.

so, i'm pretty much  right now right fellas?

What kind of "nice collared" shirt did you wear?

DKNY. I was so fly.

also wore an argyle to coffee. probably made her  inside.

I'm surprised she didn't  on the outside.

[420seriouscat69]

This whole thread is effing sad.  Excuse me I have to go make more intelligent life now.

Dude your username is bloodfart, stfu. If you take this thread too seriously then you are Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). Now get back to making emoticons and dance monkey.

[TBL]

At this point it's nearly impossible to find a girl who isn't either a super skank or a super prude. I mean, my god

Wrong

I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then. 

I hope you like other people's kids.

 

Just sayin'. The options will be start getting pretty limited once you hit your 30's.

Why? 30+ men are landing mid 20's ladies all the time.

40+ men are landing those same 20's ladies.   

[Bloodfart]

This whole thread is effing sad.  Excuse me I have to go make more intelligent life now.

Dude your username is bloodfart, stfu. If you take this thread too seriously then you are Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). Now get back to making emoticons and dance monkey.

What did you have to edit in this simple message an hour and a half later at one o'clock in the morning? 

[Bloodfart]

[420seriouscat69]

  Looks like bloodfart is scared this thread stole the attention away from the hellhammer/bloodfart thread. T's and P's bloodfart.

[puniraptor]

I'm still waiting for this thread to evolve into a full blown matchmaking/dating site.



LOOK OUT BITCHES

[OK_Cat]

I married a girl I met in a bar

Ditto

yep

they've all cheated on you at least twice, guaranteed.

sorry bros.   

probably the thing I'm least worried about ever happening in my lifetime.  I'm too good of a catch to risk.

maybe, but i've heard stories about mrs. gooch from trim.  not looking good for mr. gooch.

I've only called one goEMAW wife a $!#*, and the goEMAW'r wasn't allowed to pak with us to do anything about it. 

 

[Cartierfor3]

holy crap what a thread. fanning is a treasure like no other.

so, umm. recently, i got coffee with a nice filly in the afternoon..(did i friend-zone myself? )
but then after getting coffee again a second time 
i took her to dinner (used a groupon with no shame ) and am going to get dinner again.

so, i'm pretty much  right now right fellas?

What kind of "nice collared" shirt did you wear?

her friends had a nice lol/wtf about the groupon

guess that's my "stand out from the crowd" move. 

If she's getting uptight about a groupon, she's probably a little more high maintenance than you need right now.  I'm sure she was all "he's confident enough to use a groupon?  maybe I'm not good enough for him."  And then, you're in my friend. 

[EMAWgeddon]

I'm still waiting for this thread to evolve into a full blown matchmaking/dating site.



LOOK OUT BITCHES

Ya, still waiting for word from Trim about his bluetooth guy 

[Dugout DickStone]

I'm still waiting for this thread to evolve into a full blown matchmaking/dating site.



LOOK OUT BITCHES

Ya, still waiting for word from Trim about his bluetooth guy 

Pro-tip:  There is no blue tooth guy.

[Trim]

I'm still waiting for this thread to evolve into a full blown matchmaking/dating site.



LOOK OUT BITCHES

Ya, still waiting for word from Trim about his bluetooth guy 

Your posting drought was a dealbreaker.

[j-dub]

holy crap what a thread. fanning is a treasure like no other.

so, umm. recently, i got coffee with a nice filly in the afternoon..(did i friend-zone myself? )
but then after getting coffee again a second time 
i took her to dinner (used a groupon with no shame ) and am going to get dinner again.

so, i'm pretty much  right now right fellas?

What kind of "nice collared" shirt did you wear?

DKNY. I was so fly.

also wore an argyle to coffee. probably made her  inside.

I'm surprised she didn't  on the outside.

well, she might have.. but i'm incapable of knowing when a girl likes me.

on the other hand, i definitely know when they don't like me. so that's good. i guess.

she smiles at me sometimes 

[j-dub]

holy crap what a thread. fanning is a treasure like no other.

so, umm. recently, i got coffee with a nice filly in the afternoon..(did i friend-zone myself? )
but then after getting coffee again a second time 
i took her to dinner (used a groupon with no shame ) and am going to get dinner again.

so, i'm pretty much  right now right fellas?

What kind of "nice collared" shirt did you wear?

her friends had a nice lol/wtf about the groupon

guess that's my "stand out from the crowd" move. 

If she's getting uptight about a groupon, she's probably a little more high maintenance than you need right now.  I'm sure she was all "he's confident enough to use a groupon?  maybe I'm not good enough for him."  And then, you're in my friend. 

  where would we be without good friends in this world people? where, i ask you.

[420seriouscat69]

Girl I dated last summer gets married in two months. She felt the need to message me on facebook.  A real life good luck chuck you guys. 

[yoga-like_abana]

post the message on here

[SkinnyBenny]

 

[ChiComCat]

Hi there! How have you been? I am well, I didn't end up moving to Detroit. I moved to Phoenix in August, scored a job at Grand Canyon University. I actually just accepted a 4th grade teaching position in Phx. I consolidated all my loans and going to use public service loan forgiveness program, payments are around $220, debt free in 10 yrs. I'm starting a herbology certification course next Thursday. My bf Jason has a house and just got a promotion. We are getting married 4/28/12, small wedding, 20 ppl, not posting engagement on Fb until we are married. Hoping to start a family asap. Hope all is well with you!! Any good stories? :-)
..

 

If she needs a decade to get back to even, she should've just gone to Detroit.  She could've been an inspiration there.

[Dugout DickStone]

BTW this is the one who stopped taking bc witout telling me. This comes as no surprise. Can't wait to  tonight. 

That message has maniac written between every line.  Pro-tip: don't buy a wedding gift because that wedding ain't going to happen.

[SkinnyBenny]

post your response on here

[WillieWatanabe]

jesus christ fanning.

[420seriouscat69]

post your response on here

Good to hear. Happy to hear you're doing well.

[SkinnyBenny]

post your response on here

Good to hear. Happy to hear your doing well.

LOL @ such a short response to such a long, weird message. Nice work.