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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #175 on: February 10, 2012, 03:29:18 PM »
If any of you guys are looking for a classy way to propose, here you go.
http://www.kake.com/national/headlines/Get_Engaged_At_Fazolis_Win_Free_Spaghetti_139112994.html

Free spaghetti for a year seems like a good reason to get married.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #176 on: February 10, 2012, 03:39:15 PM »
If I liked spaghetti or fazolis, I would totally fake asking my wife to marry me again.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #177 on: February 10, 2012, 03:42:51 PM »
Mrs. gooch do you know any nice fillys I could take out for some pizza pie?  :fatty:  :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #178 on: February 10, 2012, 04:15:29 PM »
Mrs. gooch do you know any nice fillys I could take out for some pizza pie?  :fatty:  :lol:



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #179 on: February 10, 2012, 04:18:45 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #180 on: February 10, 2012, 05:45:15 PM »
Post a pic, fanning, It won't be creepy because none of us know her name. TIA.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #181 on: February 10, 2012, 05:50:20 PM »
Well that would make me feel like a creep. But now that I know her name, so would you posting pictures. Forget it, fanning.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #182 on: February 10, 2012, 05:59:19 PM »




her eyes scare me


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Re: Master Dating Thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #184 on: February 10, 2012, 07:44:25 PM »
Ready for the twist?







Sundance is her new fiancé! :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #185 on: February 10, 2012, 08:09:29 PM »
Ready for the twist?







Sundance is her new fiancé! :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #186 on: February 10, 2012, 10:07:50 PM »
My grandpa tried to give her a compliment one time and wanted to tell her she had beautiful eyes. He told her she looked like the girl from national geographic.  :lol: She was all like "Wtf"? #priceless

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #187 on: February 11, 2012, 10:38:17 AM »
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RECENT ACTIVITY

Kelly is now friends with Fanning.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #188 on: February 11, 2012, 10:39:18 AM »
This is a great thread.

Fanning is great at BBS'n because he's so transparent. I love it. #teamfanning
      

QFT. Fanning might be the greatest thing to ever happen to goEMAW

I'm working on bringing over another one.  :excited:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #189 on: February 11, 2012, 12:53:42 PM »
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Good to hear. Happy to hear you're doing well.

You know how I know this isn't what Fanning wrote back?

Every word is spelled correctly.

I know because there was no mention to this almost-married girl about how he's the sole owner of goEMAW.com.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #190 on: February 11, 2012, 12:54:43 PM »
Trim who's your new project?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #191 on: February 11, 2012, 01:03:16 PM »
Trim who's your new project?

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Good luck. He seems pretty pissed at gpc on Twitter.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #192 on: February 11, 2012, 03:02:25 PM »
I defriend a lot of ex's on facebook when the breakup arises. It's the best thing for a smotth transition (write that down). They usually come back around once things have cooled down. Trim who's your new project?

I usually remain FB friends.  To de-friend means you are affected by it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #193 on: February 11, 2012, 07:21:40 PM »
Not really dating, but once, back when I was in college, a girl invited me up to her room to study. I declined, and asked if we studied at Kramer instead.  :curse:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #194 on: February 11, 2012, 07:43:41 PM »
Not really dating, but once, back when I was in college, a girl invited me up to her room to study. I declined, and asked if we studied at Kramer instead.  :curse:

Yeah, I do this stuff all the time.  In retrospect it's clear that I've accidentally passed up sexing someone.  The worst was when I accidentally passed on a threesome because I thought the girls were just joking.  Yeah, I regret that.

Another time, I was flying on a Russian airline to Russia in the 90s and a hot stewardess asked me if I was American, and then asked me to come with her up to the cockpit "to meet the captain."  I thought I was in.  Turns out I really did just meet the captain.

Apparently I suck at reading signals.     :dunno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #195 on: February 11, 2012, 07:57:37 PM »
Not really dating, but once, back when I was in college, a girl invited me up to her room to study. I declined, and asked if we studied at Kramer instead.  :curse:

Yeah, I do this stuff all the time.  In retrospect it's clear that I've accidentally passed up sexing someone.  The worst was when I accidentally passed on a threesome because I thought the girls were just joking.  Yeah, I regret that.

Another time, I was flying on a Russian airline to Russia in the 90s and a hot stewardess asked me if I was American, and then asked me to come with her up to the cockpit "to meet the captain."  I thought I was in.  Turns out I really did just meet the captain.

Apparently I suck at reading signals.     :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #196 on: February 11, 2012, 11:32:56 PM »
You just need to some how get her to put her hand on your dick.

From there biology kicks in.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #197 on: February 11, 2012, 11:39:14 PM »
You just need to some how get her to put her hand on your dick.

From there biology kicks in.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #198 on: February 13, 2012, 01:47:01 AM »
eff. MOTHER rough rider SON OF A BITCH.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #199 on: February 13, 2012, 02:16:26 AM »
eff this crap.