Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 968574 times)

My grandpa tried to give her a compliment one time and wanted to tell her she had beautiful eyes. He told her she looked like the girl from national geographic. She was all like "Wtf"? #priceless

omg

Trim · « **Reply #187 on:** February 11, 2012, 10:38:17 AM »

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RECENT ACTIVITY

Kelly is now friends with Fanning.

Trim · « **Reply #188 on:** February 11, 2012, 10:39:18 AM »

Quote from: j-dub on February 10, 2012, 02:39:07 PM

Quote from: SwiftCat on February 10, 2012, 12:05:15 PM
This is a great thread.

Fanning is great at BBS'n because he's so transparent. I love it. #teamfanning

QFT. Fanning might be the greatest thing to ever happen to goEMAW

I'm working on bringing over another one.

Trim · « **Reply #189 on:** February 11, 2012, 12:53:42 PM »

Quote from: EMAWgeddon on February 10, 2012, 10:41:39 AM

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Good to hear. Happy to hear you're doing well.

You know how I know this isn't what Fanning wrote back?

Every word is spelled correctly.

I know because there was no mention to this almost-married girl about how he's the sole owner of goEMAW.com.

Trim · « **Reply #190 on:** February 11, 2012, 12:54:43 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 11, 2012, 11:13:55 AM

Trim who's your new project?

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LynchMob24 @ChuckJames919 why u call me king tuck? 55 min ago

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #191 on:** February 11, 2012, 01:03:16 PM »

Quote from: Trim on February 11, 2012, 12:54:43 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on February 11, 2012, 11:13:55 AM
Trim who's your new project?

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LynchMob24 @ChuckJames919 why u call me king tuck? 55 min ago

Good luck. He seems pretty pissed at gpc on Twitter.

stunted · « **Reply #192 on:** February 11, 2012, 03:02:25 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 11, 2012, 11:13:55 AM

I defriend a lot of ex's on facebook when the breakup arises. It's the best thing for a smotth transition (write that down). They usually come back around once things have cooled down. Trim who's your new project?

I usually remain FB friends. To de-friend means you are affected by it.

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #193 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:21:40 PM »

Not really dating, but once, back when I was in college, a girl invited me up to her room to study. I declined, and asked if we studied at Kramer instead.

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #194 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:43:41 PM »

Quote from: OlatheWildcat on February 11, 2012, 07:21:40 PM

Not really dating, but once, back when I was in college, a girl invited me up to her room to study. I declined, and asked if we studied at Kramer instead.

Yeah, I do this stuff all the time. In retrospect it's clear that I've accidentally passed up sexing someone. The worst was when I accidentally passed on a threesome because I thought the girls were just joking. Yeah, I regret that.

Another time, I was flying on a Russian airline to Russia in the 90s and a hot stewardess asked me if I was American, and then asked me to come with her up to the cockpit "to meet the captain." I thought I was in. Turns out I really did just meet the captain.

Apparently I suck at reading signals.

j-dub · « **Reply #195 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:57:37 PM »

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on February 11, 2012, 07:43:41 PM

Quote from: OlatheWildcat on February 11, 2012, 07:21:40 PM
Not really dating, but once, back when I was in college, a girl invited me up to her room to study. I declined, and asked if we studied at Kramer instead.

Yeah, I do this stuff all the time. In retrospect it's clear that I've accidentally passed up sexing someone. The worst was when I accidentally passed on a threesome because I thought the girls were just joking. Yeah, I regret that.

Another time, I was flying on a Russian airline to Russia in the 90s and a hot stewardess asked me if I was American, and then asked me to come with her up to the cockpit "to meet the captain." I thought I was in. Turns out I really did just meet the captain.

Apparently I suck at reading signals.

oh captain my captain.

cummin_CAT · « **Reply #196 on:** February 11, 2012, 11:32:56 PM »

You just need to some how get her to put her hand on your dick.

From there biology kicks in.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #197 on:** February 11, 2012, 11:39:14 PM »

Quote from: cummin_CAT on February 11, 2012, 11:32:56 PM

You just need to some how get her to put her hand on your dick.

From there biology kicks in.

Love this sock. It will go in the hall with pigfuker.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #198 on:** February 13, 2012, 01:47:01 AM »

eff. MOTHER rough rider SON OF A BITCH.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #199 on:** February 13, 2012, 02:16:26 AM »

eff this crap.