Master Dating Thread

[kim carnes]

My friends cousin is 35 and I have always had a huge crush on her. She is getting divorced currently. Last night at a Christmas party she totally flirted with me because she knows of aforementioned crush. That's really it but man it was great you guys I'm telling you

Your friends cousin is old

[mocat]

My friends cousin is 35 and I have always had a huge crush on her. She is getting divorced currently. Last night at a Christmas party she totally flirted with me because she knows of aforementioned crush. That's really it but man it was great you guys I'm telling you

She is going to do things to you that you didn't know existed.  You lucky bastard.

How does mocat's gf feel about this?

Harmless flirting nothing more. Mocatgf need not know how awesome it was for mocat though

[420seriouscat69]

 

[j-dub]

guys. i got tipsy. walked outside into the snow, around my neighborhood and started singing thunder road out loud. then i went to taco bell and crushed a couple of those loaded grillers - which were delicious.

i think my point here is... i'm a little bit drunk. and a lot a bit in love.

good grief i'm in troubs

Drunkenly meandering the streets singing with a girl in mind is terrific.  Only thing that could have made your night better is if you were crying, imo.

why are you so sure that i wasn't 

[steve dave]

So after a healthy week of binge drinking, talking to god, etc. I've decided to just become really rich and famous to piss off ex's that have ruined me. It's kinda the only card left in the deck. Thoughts?

Just ruin them with kindness fanning

[Trim]

So after a healthy week of binge drinking, talking to god, etc. I've decided to just become really rich and famous to piss off ex's that have ruined me. It's kinda the only card left in the deck. Thoughts?

Then you could get yourself a facebook fan page instead of a regular personal one.

[j-dub]

guys, i wrote a letter (handwritten, wafted in my scent, like a boss) to moving away filly and gave it to her when we said goodbye. she texted and said thanks so much..etc. and that she would email me soon. it's like day 4 of the waiting on said email. getting kinda  over here. i know it's a busy time of year and all and she's got the move and crap but...i think i'm about to get crushed bro's..

i am not going to take this well.

[Dugout DickStone]

guys, i wrote a letter (handwritten, wafted in my scent, like a boss) to moving away filly and gave it to her when we said goodbye. she texted and said thanks so much..etc. and that she would email me soon. it's like day 4 of the waiting on said email. getting kinda  over here. i know it's a busy time of year and all and she's got the move and crap but...i think i'm about to get crushed bro's..

i am not going to take this well.

Email?  Her text broken? 

[puniraptor]

jdub is so beautiful

[DQ12]

give it up jdub.  it's over.  don't look back.

life moves one way. 

[j-dub]

guys, i wrote a letter (handwritten, wafted in my scent, like a boss) to moving away filly and gave it to her when we said goodbye. she texted and said thanks so much..etc. and that she would email me soon. it's like day 4 of the waiting on said email. getting kinda  over here. i know it's a busy time of year and all and she's got the move and crap but...i think i'm about to get crushed bro's..

i am not going to take this well.

Email?  Her text broken?

i handwrote 3 and change..

[j-dub]

jdub is so beautiful

thanks bro. really lifts the spirits 

[Tobias]

gotta let her be the next one to initiate, j dub (but you already know that)

[DQ12]

guys, i wrote a letter (handwritten, wafted in my scent, like a boss) to moving away filly and gave it to her when we said goodbye. she texted and said thanks so much..etc. and that she would email me soon. it's like day 4 of the waiting on said email. getting kinda  over here. i know it's a busy time of year and all and she's got the move and crap but...i think i'm about to get crushed bro's..

i am not going to take this well.

Email?  Her text broken?

i handwrote 3 and change..

you can't live like this for too long. it's torture.  plus it's rude of her to keep you in limbo.

if i were you, i'd set a date (soon..this week) and if she doesn't say anything, sever her. 

[j-dub]

guys, i wrote a letter (handwritten, wafted in my scent, like a boss) to moving away filly and gave it to her when we said goodbye. she texted and said thanks so much..etc. and that she would email me soon. it's like day 4 of the waiting on said email. getting kinda  over here. i know it's a busy time of year and all and she's got the move and crap but...i think i'm about to get crushed bro's..

i am not going to take this well.

Email?  Her text broken?

i handwrote 3 and change..

you can't live like this for too long. it's torture.  plus it's rude of her to keep you in limbo.

if i were you, i'd set a date (soon..this week) and if she doesn't say anything, sever her.

yeah.. i think you're right. we exchanged merry christmas texts..but that's meaningless.

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah bud, that's torture. Good luck, 'dub!

[Ira Hayes]

So after a healthy week of binge drinking, talking to god, etc. I've decided to just become really rich and famous to piss off ex's that have ruined me. It's kinda the only card left in the deck. Thoughts?

KSU football won't be complete until we have our own Toby Keith. Go for it.

[michigancat]

she's moving and you expect an email within 4 days? get a grip, man.

[j-dub]

she's moving and you expect an email within 4 days? get a grip, man.

i'm invested. i'm anxious. i'm getting it out of my system on a message board...

also, it's fun as crap (to me) being all  on here.

[michigancat]

she's moving and you expect an email within 4 days? get a grip, man.

i'm invested. i'm anxious. i'm getting it out of my system on a message board...

also, it's fun as crap (to me) being all  on here.

well hey. moving takes time. and you really don't worry about email for a while when you move.

[CNS]

you should have signed up to help her move.

[j-dub]

you should have signed up to help her move.

debated it. may still. she doesn't move to CO until after new year's. pretty sure she has family going with her, that's why i never pulled the trigger on asking..

[CNS]

you should have signed up to help her move.

debated it. may still. she doesn't move to CO until after new year's. pretty sure she has family going with her, that's why i never pulled the trigger on asking..

Her response to your offer would probs be telling in itself.

[Dugout DickStone]

Well crap, give her a couple months then if you are planning on being a huge sissy.

[j-dub]

Well crap, give her a couple months then if you are planning on being a huge sissy.

sissy?? wtf