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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1025 on: December 21, 2012, 11:54:37 AM »
Also, guys, she just wants to be friends. Huge shot to the nuts, but at least I know and gave it a shot. I'll go down fighting for clarity in the brain. Friends took my phone at the bar last night and deleted her number. A little rash,  but probably needed to be done. Go cats!!!  :ksu:

She's scared bro. She's protecting herself. The only thing that surpasses her excitement is her fear. She's testing you, seeing if she can push you away..whether she knows it or not..

if you truly meant this -
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Let me tell you though, she's a game changer. Like I'd do anything for her kind of thing
don't give up.

I don't necessarily think this is true. Fanning was the forbidden fruit. Now that's she's had a bite, the fruit just doesn't seem as enticing. That's not to say Fanning isn't delicious or whatever. Always wanting that which is just out of reach is a human nature thing.

are you taking her past failed relationship with former good friend into account?
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #1026 on: December 21, 2012, 11:58:19 AM »
Also, guys, she just wants to be friends. Huge shot to the nuts, but at least I know and gave it a shot. I'll go down fighting for clarity in the brain. Friends took my phone at the bar last night and deleted her number. A little rash,  but probably needed to be done. Go cats!!!  :ksu:

She's scared bro. She's protecting herself. The only thing that surpasses her excitement is her fear. She's testing you, seeing if she can push you away..whether she knows it or not..

if you truly meant this -
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Let me tell you though, she's a game changer. Like I'd do anything for her kind of thing
don't give up.

I don't necessarily think this is true. Fanning was the forbidden fruit. Now that's she's had a bite, the fruit just doesn't seem as enticing. That's not to say Fanning isn't delicious or whatever. Always wanting that which is just out of reach is a human nature thing.

are you taking her past failed relationship with former good friend into account?

This is a very good point. If she is over the age of 25, I do not think you are correct. If she is under the age of 25, I am sure you're theory is correct.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1027 on: December 21, 2012, 12:00:56 PM »
Also, guys, she just wants to be friends. Huge shot to the nuts, but at least I know and gave it a shot. I'll go down fighting for clarity in the brain. Friends took my phone at the bar last night and deleted her number. A little rash,  but probably needed to be done. Go cats!!!  :ksu:

She's scared bro. She's protecting herself. The only thing that surpasses her excitement is her fear. She's testing you, seeing if she can push you away..whether she knows it or not..

if you truly meant this -
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Let me tell you though, she's a game changer. Like I'd do anything for her kind of thing
don't give up.

I don't necessarily think this is true. Fanning was the forbidden fruit. Now that's she's had a bite, the fruit just doesn't seem as enticing. That's not to say Fanning isn't delicious or whatever. Always wanting that which is just out of reach is a human nature thing.

are you taking her past failed relationship with former good friend into account?

This is a very good point. If she is over the age of 25, I do not think you are correct. If she is under the age of 25, I am sure you're theory is correct.

what if she's exactly 25  :ohno: also, does maturity factor in here, or are we strictly going by the numbers
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1028 on: December 21, 2012, 12:04:57 PM »
Looking for something to do with the old flame on sunday. All this zoo talk got me thinking about taking her to the zoo but the high on sunday is supposed to be 36 :sdeek:.

Anyone been to the zoo in the winter? Are all the animals locked up? Worth it? Any other suggestions for something to do during the day?

Also fanning inspired me to send her some flowers at work...Worked like a boss.

KC zoo has lots of inside stuff, and some animals are still out in the cold.  Woudn't be too pud.....

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1029 on: December 21, 2012, 12:24:24 PM »
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She's scared bro. She's protecting herself. The only thing that surpasses her excitement is her fear. She's testing you, seeing if she can push you away..whether she knows it or not..

if you truly meant this -
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Let me tell you though, she's a game changer. Like I'd do anything for her kind of thing
don't give up.
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I don't necessarily think this is true. Fanning was the forbidden fruit. Now that's she's had a bite, the fruit just doesn't seem as enticing. That's not to say Fanning isn't delicious or whatever. Always wanting that which is just out of reach is a human nature thing.


are you taking her past failed relationship with former good friend into account?

This is a very good point. If she is over the age of 25, I do not think you are correct. If she is under the age of 25, I am sure you're theory is correct.

what if she's exactly 25  :ohno: also, does maturity factor in here, or are we strictly going by the numbers

Maturity matters. I'm speaking in broad generalities for the attention deficited that post here. At 25-ish, she knows what she's looking for. She's also figured out that men and women can't really be just best friends in the long term, and she's probably tired of wasting her time (or playing games) with men she has no intention or interest in marrying. That's my take.

I am 30. And I was a complete jerk idiot until I was 27-ish.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1030 on: December 21, 2012, 12:28:05 PM »
that girl will never speak to fanning again.  he scared her off.

grats, fanning.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1031 on: December 21, 2012, 12:34:29 PM »
go out tonight, find the first fat chick that you see, and really just give it to her.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1032 on: December 21, 2012, 12:37:50 PM »
Whatever guys. I'm fanning, I'll bounce back.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1033 on: December 21, 2012, 12:40:36 PM »
She just turned 26. She's played cat and mouse games for years. She said it was the allure of the date situation that turned her on that night, but going fwd she only saw us as friends. Whatever guys. I'm fanning, I'll bounce back. I'll take it out on a few one nighters and be back. Time to move on. 'grats, ok cat.

Would it be helpful if I said she sounds like a not-very-nice person and a mean friend? (Edited for children's viewing.)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1034 on: December 21, 2012, 12:42:16 PM »
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1035 on: December 21, 2012, 12:46:19 PM »
She just turned 26. She's played cat and mouse games for years. She said it was the allure of the date situation that turned her on that night, but going fwd she only saw us as friends. Whatever guys. I'm fanning, I'll bounce back. I'll take it out on a few one nighters and be back. Time to move on. 'grats, ok cat.

Would it be helpful if I said she sounds like a not-very-nice person and a mean friend? (Edited for children's viewing.)

yeah forget what i said. she sucks.

but us romantics have a tendency to get cynical in situations such as these. let your light shine fanning. let it shine.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1036 on: December 21, 2012, 12:49:49 PM »
good, she sucks fanning

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1037 on: December 21, 2012, 12:50:04 PM »
go out tonight, find the first fat chick that you see, and really just give it to her.

This. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1038 on: December 21, 2012, 12:53:41 PM »
go out tonight, find the first fat chick that you see, and really just give it to her.

This.

sorry bro's. just can't get on board with this. fat girls... not for me.
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« Reply #1039 on: December 21, 2012, 12:59:09 PM »
go out tonight, find the first fat chick that you see, and really just give it to her.

This.

sorry bro's. just can't get on board with this. fat girls... not for me.

The fat girl is for fanning, not for you j-dub. 
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« Reply #1040 on: December 21, 2012, 01:01:24 PM »
go out tonight, find the first fat chick that you see, and really just give it to her.

This.

sorry bro's. just can't get on board with this. fat girls... not for me.

The fat girl is for fanning, not for you j-dub.

i think he can do better :dunno:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1041 on: December 21, 2012, 01:06:26 PM »
of course he can.  not the point.

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« Reply #1042 on: December 21, 2012, 01:43:53 PM »
Bear (sp?) with me on this one guys.

Ok, so for many years I have had numerous "encounters".  With the encounters that don't quite make it to home base, most of the girls afterwards avoid me like the plague  :dubious: .  However, the ones that do get to home base, they stage 5 like you wouldn't believe.  Now, I don't like this because there are some of those that I wish did go further and want to seal the deal.  Perhaps even girls I don't mind hanging out with. This doesn't seem to make sense.

there ya go goEMAW therapists


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« Reply #1043 on: December 21, 2012, 01:45:34 PM »
sounds like you have bad breath/bo, kstate16

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1044 on: December 21, 2012, 01:47:17 PM »
Bear (sp?) with me on this one guys.

Ok, so for many years I have had numerous "encounters".  With the encounters that don't quite make it to home base, most of the girls afterwards avoid me like the plague  :dubious: .  However, the ones that do get to home base, they stage 5 like you wouldn't believe.  Now, I don't like this because there are some of those that I wish did go further and want to seal the deal.  Perhaps even girls I don't mind hanging out with. This doesn't seem to make sense.

there ya go goEMAW therapists

I put this into google translate and it didnt help me understand it.

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« Reply #1045 on: December 21, 2012, 01:49:48 PM »
Bear (sp?) with me on this one guys.

Ok, so for many years I have had numerous "encounters".  With the encounters that don't quite make it to home base, most of the girls afterwards avoid me like the plague  :dubious: .  However, the ones that do get to home base, they stage 5 like you wouldn't believe.  Now, I don't like this because there are some of those that I wish did go further and want to seal the deal.  Perhaps even girls I don't mind hanging out with. This doesn't seem to make sense.

there ya go goEMAW therapists


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« Reply #1046 on: December 21, 2012, 01:51:19 PM »
Bear (sp?) with me on this one guys.

Ok, so for many years I have had numerous "encounters".  With the encounters that don't quite make it to home base, most of the girls afterwards avoid me like the plague  :dubious: .  However, the ones that do get to home base, they stage 5 like you wouldn't believe.  Now, I don't like this because there are some of those that I wish did go further and want to seal the deal.  Perhaps even girls I don't mind hanging out with. This doesn't seem to make sense.

there ya go goEMAW therapists

I put this into google translate and it didnt help me understand it.
Which part?

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« Reply #1047 on: December 21, 2012, 01:52:12 PM »
the part between "bear" and "therapists".

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« Reply #1048 on: December 21, 2012, 01:52:32 PM »
sounds like you have bad breath/bo, kstate16
I'm a K-stater, I am great smelling by nature. This is not it.

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« Reply #1049 on: December 21, 2012, 01:54:07 PM »
Bear (sp?) with me on this one guys.

Ok, so for many years I have had numerous "encounters".  With the encounters that don't quite make it to home base, most of the girls afterwards avoid me like the plague  :dubious: .  However, the ones that do get to home base, they stage 5 like you wouldn't believe.  Now, I don't like this because there are some of those that I wish did go further and want to seal the deal.  Perhaps even girls I don't mind hanging out with. This doesn't seem to make sense.

there ya go goEMAW therapists

I put this into google translate and it didnt help me understand it.


translation (i think):  he makes out with girls, but they won't have sex and then never talk to him again.  some girls do have sex with him, but they are very clingy and have stalker characteristics.  there are some of the girls in section A that he wishes would go "all the way," and he would enjoy their company afterwards.