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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #950 on: December 13, 2012, 05:23:30 PM »
Good luck tonight Jdub! :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #951 on: December 14, 2012, 07:48:52 AM »
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #952 on: December 14, 2012, 07:52:33 AM »
Good luck tonight Jdub! :thumbs:


Need more details. Could be interpreted in a couple different ways.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #953 on: December 14, 2012, 07:54:11 AM »
He threw his heart at her and she hammered that crap out of the park

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #954 on: December 14, 2012, 07:57:24 AM »
took some awkward family photos with bros(some shirts off) and the photogs bf broke up with her over it  :sdeek:

God, YLA is so hot that this doesn't surprise me.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #955 on: December 14, 2012, 08:05:56 AM »
j-dub, the plaza was packed last night, i looked for you at capital grille around 6:30 but didn't see you but the place was v busy so who knows?  i also stopped a couple horse drawn carriages to see if you and mrs j-dub were inside but to no avail.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #956 on: December 14, 2012, 08:20:18 AM »
j-dub, the plaza was packed last night, i looked for you at capital grille around 6:30 but didn't see you but the place was v busy so who knows?  i also stopped a couple horse drawn carriages to see if you and mrs j-dub were inside but to no avail.

wheww.. :wipesforeheadinrelief:

i was much more creative than dinner and a hansom cab ride. LET ME TELL YOU!!
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #957 on: December 14, 2012, 08:20:58 AM »
Good luck tonight Jdub! :thumbs:


Need more details. Could be interpreted in a couple different ways.

"you really don't want me to forget about you"  :dance:

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #958 on: December 14, 2012, 08:29:41 AM »
Good luck tonight Jdub! :thumbs:


Need more details. Could be interpreted in a couple different ways.

"you really don't want me to forget about you"  :dance:
Is that from a movie? If not, you should write a screen play, because that line should be in a movie! :love: :love:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #959 on: December 14, 2012, 08:34:08 AM »
Good luck tonight Jdub! :thumbs:


Need more details. Could be interpreted in a couple different ways.

"you really don't want me to forget about you"  :dance:
Is that from a movie? If not, you should write a screen play, because that line should be in a movie! :love: :love:

They could get Brad Pitt to play j-dub.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #960 on: December 14, 2012, 08:36:26 AM »
i'm guessing j-dub went Say Anything on her last night and held his ipod dock above his head outside her house while playing her favorite love song


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #961 on: December 14, 2012, 08:36:59 AM »
Good luck tonight Jdub! :thumbs:


Need more details. Could be interpreted in a couple different ways.

"you really don't want me to forget about you"  :dance:
Is that from a movie? If not, you should write a screen play, because that line should be in a movie! :love: :love:

They could get Brad Pitt to play j-dub.
eff Brad Pitt, Y-L-A is available! :fatty: :love:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #963 on: December 14, 2012, 09:00:53 AM »
Taking my best friend as my "+1" tonight for my work Christmas party. Most of you met her at the KC Baylor pak ( :cry:). Wish me luck tonight. I've always liked her, but we've always walked the line of "friends"/"wanna bone eachother and make babies" line.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #964 on: December 14, 2012, 09:28:17 AM »
I just had a horrifying thought. Fanning did you meet mocatGF at the Texas tailgate?  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #965 on: December 14, 2012, 09:51:21 AM »
Good luck tonight Jdub! :thumbs:



Prince Fielder seems appropriate for a multitude of reasons.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #966 on: December 14, 2012, 10:54:54 AM »
Good luck tonight Jdub! :thumbs:



Prince Fielder seems appropriate for a multitude of reasons.

 :dubious: he's bitb at hitting massive moonshot homers like the one i hit last night. anything beyond that is inconceivable.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #967 on: December 14, 2012, 11:19:40 AM »
I just had a horrifying thought. Fanning did you meet mocatGF at the Texas tailgate?  :horrorsurprise:
Yup!  :fatty:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #968 on: December 14, 2012, 01:57:36 PM »
just one of those days boys 

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #969 on: December 14, 2012, 01:59:48 PM »
Props to Jdub for going for it.  I was never much of a going for it guy when I was younger.  I always hit for average.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #970 on: December 14, 2012, 02:11:21 PM »
Some people say, "Aim for the stars, if you miss, you'll still end up in the clouds."  :barf:

jdub says, "Set your self on fire, jump from a tall cliff with a small bucket of water as the landing point. If you miss, you crash and burn. But if you hit it, oh man what a ride! WHAT A RIDE!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #971 on: December 14, 2012, 02:15:16 PM »
Taking my best friend as my "+1" tonight for my work Christmas party. Most of you met her at the KC Baylor pak ( :cry:). Wish me luck tonight. I've always liked her, but we've always walked the line of "friends"/"wanna bone eachother and make babies" line.

best of luck fanning. follow your heart wherever it leads buddy.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #972 on: December 14, 2012, 02:23:23 PM »
Some people say, "Aim for the stars, if you miss, you'll still end up in the clouds."  :barf:

jdub says, "Set your self on fire, jump from a tall cliff with a small bucket of water as the landing point. If you miss, you crash and burn. But if you hit it, oh man what a ride! WHAT A RIDE!

 :lol: yup, pretty much.

alright, think i'm gonna sign off for a minute in this thread. gotta give everyone a breather.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #973 on: December 14, 2012, 02:25:45 PM »
I got a fortune cookie one time that read:

SET YOURSELF ON FIRE WITH ENTHUSIASM, PEOPLE WILL COME FROM MILES TO WATCH YOU BURN

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #974 on: December 14, 2012, 03:32:44 PM »
Work Christmas party tomorrow. Bringing the new filly. Could be scary with the open bar :ohno: