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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #925 on: December 10, 2012, 06:18:57 PM »
Getting PIed by fanning's sock?  I don't even...
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Master Dating Thread
« Reply #926 on: December 10, 2012, 07:09:21 PM »
Turns out Mr. Bread has been a Dlew sock this whole time. Well played, Dlew.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #927 on: December 10, 2012, 07:37:34 PM »
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #928 on: December 10, 2012, 07:40:05 PM »
Oh, man.  I am curious about townie GOSP and his townie HS reunion LDR.  Were they in my class?  Did I know either of them?  Would I be shocked to find out about this love affair?  Probably no to all.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #929 on: December 10, 2012, 07:54:40 PM »
:bwpopcorn:
also what exactly happened in chicago?  :bwpopcorn:

we partied, where were you?   :cool:
rick daris decided I wasn't worth the miles  :frown:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #930 on: December 10, 2012, 08:05:18 PM »
Oh, man.  I am curious about townie GOSP and his townie HS reunion LDR.  Were they in my class?  Did I know either of them?  Would I be shocked to find out about this love affair?  Probably no to all.

probably! maybe! no idea!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #931 on: December 10, 2012, 08:18:56 PM »
see he just ignores me.. what do I do guys? the lights on and nobody is home

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #932 on: December 10, 2012, 09:25:29 PM »
Oh, man.  I am curious about townie GOSP and his townie HS reunion LDR.  Were they in my class?  Did I know either of them?  Would I be shocked to find out about this love affair?  Probably no to all.

probably! maybe! no idea!

THIS JUST IN:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #933 on: December 10, 2012, 10:46:11 PM »
I'm feeling pretty good about how far this thread has come.

you should.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #934 on: December 12, 2012, 09:30:57 PM »
guys. she's moving away this weekend  :frown:

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #935 on: December 12, 2012, 09:37:52 PM »
guys. she's moving away this weekend  :frown:
Sorry, j-dub.  :frown: I've seen a tone of chick flicks and this is the moment you tell her how much you care about her. Make it special. Dinner at the plaza, carriage ride, and let her have it near the main fountain.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #936 on: December 12, 2012, 10:04:06 PM »
guys. she's moving away this weekend  :frown:



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #937 on: December 12, 2012, 10:50:44 PM »
Watched Fever Pitch the other day...I would never give up my Cat football tickets for a girl

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #938 on: December 12, 2012, 11:13:42 PM »
guys. she's moving away this weekend  :frown:

stop by my place on the way out/back from your visit  :party:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #939 on: December 12, 2012, 11:50:06 PM »
guys. she's moving away this weekend  :frown:
Sorry, j-dub.  :frown: I've seen a tone of chick flicks and this is the moment you tell her how much you care about her. Make it special. Dinner at the plaza, carriage ride, and let her have it near the main fountain.

i put together a scavenger hunt just for her  :love: it feels like a movie  :love:

the plaza will be involved  :love:

i'll still have to say goodbye at the end of the night :cry:

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #940 on: December 12, 2012, 11:51:19 PM »
guys. she's moving away this weekend  :frown:

stop by my place on the way out/back from your visit  :party:

 :thumbsup: i'll enjoy that very much tobias!
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #941 on: December 13, 2012, 01:08:30 AM »
guys. she's moving away this weekend  :frown:
Sorry, j-dub.  :frown: I've seen a tone of chick flicks and this is the moment you tell her how much you care about her. Make it special. Dinner at the plaza, carriage ride, and let her have it near the main fountain.

i put together a scavenger hunt just for her  :love: it feels like a movie  :love:

the plaza will be involved  :love:

i'll still have to say goodbye at the end of the night :cry:
Won't matter if it all goes to plan. Good luck, bud.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #942 on: December 13, 2012, 01:26:49 AM »
took some awkward family photos with bros(some shirts off) and the photogs bf broke up with her over it  :sdeek:

God, YLA is so hot that this doesn't surprise me.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #943 on: December 13, 2012, 08:30:31 AM »
oh boy.  looks like clams will be heading to the plaza this weekend in search of j-dub and his lovely lady.  i've got a special prank i'm going to pull on them.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #944 on: December 13, 2012, 09:03:47 AM »
would love to read fannings awkward PM to williesgirl

Fanning - "so hey. uhm did you mean taht?

Williesgirl - "taht that. FYP. and no you're a rando on the internet. But probably"

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #945 on: December 13, 2012, 09:15:03 AM »
i'm making her a mix with dylan's "your gonna make me lonesome (when you go)" so i'm pretty sure the label part is taken care of  ;)

BTW a little OT, but has anyone else heard Miley Cyrus's cover of this? Yeah, because, hate to admit it but it is really really good.



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #946 on: December 13, 2012, 11:40:18 AM »
Watched Fever Pitch the other day...I would never give up my Cat football tickets for a girl
I wrote a piece on that on a shitty make believe website for cat fans last year. 30,000 views now. More views than any other piece on that site to this day.  :gocho:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #947 on: December 13, 2012, 12:05:53 PM »
oh boy.  looks like clams will be heading to the plaza this weekend in search of j-dub and his lovely lady.  i've got a special prank i'm going to pull on them.
:dubious: if you even think about it...
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #948 on: December 13, 2012, 12:31:23 PM »
guys. she's moving away this weekend  :frown:



OH YEA! (Voice inside CF3's head)

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But I want what's best for J-Dub.  If he moves to Colorado to follow this one, I'm happy for him. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #949 on: December 13, 2012, 01:43:21 PM »
guys. she's moving away this weekend  :frown:



OH YEA! (Voice inside CF3's head)

 :lol:

But I want what's best for J-Dub.  If he moves to Colorado to follow this one, I'm happy for him.

you're a good pal buddy  :cheers:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."