Master Dating Thread

[Kat Kid]

Take the advice of Tortuga/Daris/SD and _FAN if he chimes in, they've all done pretty well for themselves (no offense gooch, don't know enough about mrs gooch to judge)

I am not busting out my "Catch A Rising Star" speech for free on this forum, but...... if you'd like a VHS copy they are  only three easy installments of $49.99 + Shipping/Handling.

[420seriouscat69]

My Buddy who almost made the Real World and does voiceovers for radio always asks a girl at the bars what their favorite movie is? Then as the wing man I tell them to say Notebook. Then w/ his movie trailor voice he says "In a world...." and continues on through the whole trailor. Works everytime.  

[Gooch]

Do you two do the "you've lost that loving feeling" routine from Top Gun too?

[420seriouscat69]

Do you two do the "you've lost that loving feeling" routine from Top Gun too?

Only when the girl is super elite.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

I'm 27. I don't want to be married until i'm atleast 33. There probably won't be much left by then.  

False.  As long as you don't let yourself go, age doesn't matter until you get super old.

Truth.

[Dr.Spaceman]

Wow this thread is starting to get depressing.  Hopefully being    in the future will help my cause.

Doesn't mean crap.

 

[CNS]

Wow this thread is starting to get depressing.  Hopefully being    in the future will help my cause.

Doesn't mean crap.

 

Your a doctor right?  At very least you could use your Rx pad to find a chick....

[slimz]

The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon
I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it. Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousandfold.

. . . .

XVI.  Never be afraid to lose her

You must not fear. Fear is the love-killer. Fear is the ego-triumph that brings abject loneliness. You will face your fear. You will permit it to pass over and through you. And when your ego-fear is gone you will turn and face your lover, and only your heart will remain. You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her.

XVII.  Ask her to give you her best "Wildcat growl."

[ChiComCat]

Take the advice of Tortuga/Daris/SD and _FAN if he chimes in, they've all done pretty well for themselves (no offense gooch, don't know enough about mrs gooch to judge)

I am not busting out my "Catch A Rising Star" speech for free on this forum, but...... if you'd like a VHS copy they are  only three easy installments of $49.99 + Shipping/Handling.

Thats almost 4 fanning dates.  You're gonna have to come down on that price

[Dr.Spaceman]

Wow this thread is starting to get depressing.  Hopefully being    in the future will help my cause.

Doesn't mean crap.

 

Your a doctor right?  At very least you could use your Rx pad to find a chick....

I can't just write myself a prescription for a nice filly.  That's not how it works, bro.  I've tried.

[stunted]

Rules are Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) and really stupid and not correct

You're free to think that but this stuff has changed lives (including mine).

thoughts on the opposite? 

Well...Men are like fine wine, get better with age.  When you are 35 or so and can still bang 20 yr olds, it may be tough to stay faithful. 

Try not to be a selfish prick. This can be hard sometimes.

No.  But it needs balance.

 

Be a lover not a provider.

[Bloodfart]

If you are taking dating advice from anyone on this forum or any message board you are dooomed for ever.     Just give up.

[stunted]

If you are taking dating advice from anyone on this forum or any message board you are dooomed for ever.     Just give up.

You're free to think that but this stuff has changed lives (including mine).

[Bloodfart]

If you are taking dating advice from anyone on this forum or any message board you are dooomed for ever.     Just give up.

[SkinnyBenny]

I can't just write myself a prescription for a nice filly.  That's not how it works, bro.  I've tried.

Maybe next time we 'pak together we can get on your computer and create a hot virtual woman like on Weird Science? 

[Stevesie60]

Tell your funniest jokes and wear a sleeveless shirt that shows your biceps and tats.

Worked for me.

[DQ12]

Dating tips?  I've got a ton of them.

Numero Uno: Women like to be scared.  All you need to do is hide behind something big, like a bush, and wait for them to walk by.  Then say, "BOO!  I GOTCHA."

[Matt Siebrant's Left Hand]

Ask if she has any tall friends, before she can let off a response say: "Bet she has the worst periods EVER!!"

[Dr.Spaceman]

I can't just write myself a prescription for a nice filly.  That's not how it works, bro.  I've tried.

Maybe next time we 'pak together we can get on your computer and create a hot virtual woman like on Weird Science? 

Yeah, but we do that every time we 'pak.

[ben ji]

Wow this thread is starting to get depressing.  Hopefully being    in the future will help my cause.

Doesn't mean crap.

 

Your a doctor right?  At very least you could use your Rx pad to find a chick....

I can't just write myself a prescription for a nice filly.  That's not how it works, bro.  I've tried.

Why would a doctor ever worry about finding a nice filly? How many nurses work at hospitals? How many of those nurses are less than 30 years old and single? How many of those nurses would love to shack up with a doctor?

I'm no doctor but am currently dating my second nurse, its not that hard and there are tons of them.

[j-dub]

holy crap what a thread. fanning is a treasure like no other.

so, umm. recently, i got coffee with a nice filly in the afternoon..(did i friend-zone myself? )
but then after getting coffee again a second time 
i took her to dinner (used a groupon with no shame ) and am going to get dinner again.

so, i'm pretty much  right now right fellas?

[420seriouscat69]

more, more... 

[Winters]

holy crap what a thread. fanning is a treasure like no other.

so, umm. recently, i got coffee with a nice filly in the afternoon..(did i friend-zone myself? )
but then after getting coffee again a second time 
i took her to dinner (used a groupon with no shame ) and am going to get dinner again.

so, i'm pretty much  right now right fellas?

What kind of "nice collared" shirt did you wear?

[Bloodfart]

This whole thread is effing sad.  Excuse me I have to go make more intelligent life now.

[Cire]

holy crap what a thread. fanning is a treasure like no other.

so, umm. recently, i got coffee with a nice filly in the afternoon..(did i friend-zone myself? )
but then after getting coffee again a second time 
i took her to dinner (used a groupon with no shame ) and am going to get dinner again.

so, i'm pretty much  right now right fellas?

What kind of "nice collared" shirt did you wear?

her friends had a nice lol/wtf about the groupon