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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7725 on: May 13, 2016, 10:59:52 AM »
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7726 on: May 13, 2016, 11:01:20 AM »
Meh, it's like an open hand pressure. You can tell when they almost lean into it. 9/10 hit rate.

Wacky, if you're asking before every move in the bedroom... sounds fun.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7727 on: May 13, 2016, 11:02:07 AM »
I mean, i'm no handy connoisseur, but i've never heard a complaint.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7728 on: May 13, 2016, 11:03:22 AM »
Meh, it's like an open hand pressure. You can tell when they almost lean into it. 9/10 hit rate.

Wacky, if you're asking before every move in the bedroom... sounds fun.

Hmm, I assumed we were talking about actual choking, not just a hand on the neck
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7729 on: May 13, 2016, 11:07:09 AM »
Yeah, choking is pretty chill. I was weirded out when my old gf asked for it, but seems like it's a request happening much more frequently as I get older. Dunno, maybe it's all the porn ppl are watching, or just meeting more girls. Getting choked was not bad too. A couple fingers up the butt, dunno. Didn't really do it for me, but I wasn't against it. pvegs all-time profile pic should really just be that Wazzu girl saying "Whatever." Mods, if you could hook that up, that would be great.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7730 on: May 13, 2016, 11:09:17 AM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7732 on: May 13, 2016, 11:13:43 AM »


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pvegs gets it. Annnnnd, you KNOW this girl GETS it.


Even more so, this girl loooooooooves a good choking. If you don't choke her, it's the last time you two will smang (shoutout to whomever threw that out earlier).

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7733 on: May 13, 2016, 11:15:06 AM »
Also, my last post made me feel very gpc'ey. fahq.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7734 on: May 13, 2016, 11:15:34 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7735 on: May 13, 2016, 11:33:57 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7736 on: May 13, 2016, 11:35:18 AM »
JFC everybody shut up

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7737 on: May 13, 2016, 11:42:15 AM »
Mods - Please move all the sex talk to a new thread titled "Driving to Chanute" or something like that.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7738 on: May 13, 2016, 11:55:46 AM »
I guess ok cat isn't into the choking game. :frown:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7739 on: May 13, 2016, 12:53:30 PM »
I guess ok cat isn't into the choking game. :frown:

yeah watching ppl die and making fun of them, he's totally chill. sex, and it's a real situation.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7740 on: May 13, 2016, 01:55:05 PM »
Not really into the whole choking thing, but if a chick wants it then I'm down.  I'm a pleaser.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7741 on: May 13, 2016, 01:59:07 PM »
Also, you guys need to update how you acknowledge whether you would smash a chick in public. 

The classy way is to simply say, "would" or "would not."  That way no one gets offended about you talking like a sand aggie graduate. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7742 on: May 13, 2016, 02:35:30 PM »
Also, you guys need to update how you acknowledge whether you would smash a chick in public. 

The classy way is to simply say, "would" or "would not."  That way no one gets offended about you talking like a sand aggie graduate.
I don't need to update crap. If I am going to drive a girl all the way to Chanute, that would seem pretty rough ridin' classy to me.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7743 on: May 13, 2016, 02:45:48 PM »

I don't need to update crap. If I am going to drive a girl all the way to Chanute, that would seem pretty rough ridin' classy to me.

Aren't you super old?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7744 on: May 13, 2016, 02:47:06 PM »

I don't need to update crap. If I am going to drive a girl all the way to Chanute, that would seem pretty rough ridin' classy to me.

Aren't you super old?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7745 on: May 13, 2016, 02:50:08 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7746 on: May 13, 2016, 02:50:47 PM »

I don't need to update crap. If I am going to drive a girl all the way to Chanute, that would seem pretty rough ridin' classy to me.

Aren't you super old?
Back in my day, if I were going to drive a girl to Chanute, you can rest assured it was classy AF.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7747 on: May 13, 2016, 02:51:57 PM »

Back in my day, if I were going to drive a girl to Chanute, you can rest assured it was classy AF.

Then you get a pass.  Old men are allowed to be dirty old men.  No need to update

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7748 on: May 13, 2016, 05:38:09 PM »
The really hot chick who gave a rim job to Marshawn will not stop messaging me and wants to go parasailing in Tacoma. How do I get out of this situation, and tell her there's like way easier situations closer that do not involve the money/time/annoyance/terror of heights?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7749 on: May 13, 2016, 05:40:32 PM »


The really hot chick who gave a rim job to Marshawn will not stop messaging me and wants to go parasailing in Tacoma. How do I get out of this situation, and tell her there's like way easier situations closer that do not involve the money/time/annoyance/terror of heights?

Tell her you want to do something else closer and cheaper. (Be specific)