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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7675 on: May 12, 2016, 03:00:03 PM »
Good friend of mine always says "I'd put it in her butt"  not very ethical on his part.

"pee in her butt"
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7676 on: May 12, 2016, 03:00:30 PM »
I'm with you Mrs. Gooch. Saying that in any setting, hot or not, could put you up crap creek without a paddle.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7677 on: May 12, 2016, 03:01:07 PM »
Good friend of mine always says "I'd put it in her butt"  not very ethical on his part.

"pee in her butt"
My goodbuddy says that. He's a pretty weird guy.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7678 on: May 12, 2016, 03:01:32 PM »
I'm with you Mrs. Gooch. Saying that in any setting, hot or not, could put you up crap creek without a paddle.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7679 on: May 12, 2016, 03:01:47 PM »
Good friend of mine always says "I'd put it in her butt"  not very ethical on his part.

"pee in her butt"
This is another popular version with many people I know. I can't imagine what kind of pleasure people get out of peeing in other people's butts...

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7680 on: May 12, 2016, 03:02:58 PM »
Good friend of mine always says "I'd put it in her butt"  not very ethical on his part.

"pee in her butt"
This is another popular version with many people I know. I can't imagine what kind of pleasure people get out of peeing in other people's butts...

I hope these people are putting down some plastic drop cloths or something.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7681 on: May 12, 2016, 03:05:21 PM »
I mean, you'd allow it in a jam. Nobody wants to put it in the butt of a 6.

I really don't understand. So do you WANT to put it in her butt or you just settle if that's the only place she'll let you put it??? :confused:

Like, if there are two girls that you would do....one is barely do-able the other is super hot. Seems like you would rather do the less attractive one in the butt so that you can do it from behind and not have to look at her face (because it is not so attractive as the super hot girl).
You really put me on the spot here. I'm not yearning to put it in anyone's butt, but if she was super hott and that was her thing, I'd probably allow it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7682 on: May 12, 2016, 03:05:53 PM »
Good friend of mine always says "I'd put it in her butt"  not very ethical on his part.

"pee in her butt"
This is another popular version with many people I know. I can't imagine what kind of pleasure people get out of peeing in other people's butts...

I hope these people are putting down some plastic drop cloths or something.

Girl goes home with a random dude, and walks into a Dexter-like kill room.. The best scenerio is him just peeing in her butt

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7683 on: May 12, 2016, 03:08:11 PM »
Good friend of mine always says "I'd put it in her butt"  not very ethical on his part.

"pee in her butt"
This is another popular version with many people I know. I can't imagine what kind of pleasure people get out of peeing in other people's butts...

I hope these people are putting down some plastic drop cloths or something.

Girl goes home with a random dude, and walks into a Dexter-like kill room.. The best scenerio is him just peeing in her butt

Exactly!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7684 on: May 12, 2016, 03:16:16 PM »
thank god steve dave doesn't post anymore

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7685 on: May 12, 2016, 03:16:53 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7686 on: May 12, 2016, 03:38:23 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7687 on: May 12, 2016, 04:01:21 PM »
smang

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7688 on: May 12, 2016, 04:14:58 PM »
Ricky Martin is a big proponent of "bangs."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7689 on: May 12, 2016, 07:19:26 PM »
What the eff? Everyone, ban yourselves for 24 hours and think about what you have done to this thread. Wacky, sit on your hands while you're at it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7690 on: May 12, 2016, 08:05:25 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7691 on: May 12, 2016, 08:48:20 PM »
Sounds like someone needs to go tap.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7692 on: May 12, 2016, 09:48:38 PM »
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One of a very few good posts out of the last hundred or two in this thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7693 on: May 13, 2016, 04:09:16 AM »
Just add "in the biblical sense" to any verb.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7694 on: May 13, 2016, 08:24:37 AM »
Sounds like someone needs to go tap.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7695 on: May 13, 2016, 08:27:04 AM »
Just add "in the biblical sense" to any verb.

Tap, in the biblical sense....


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7696 on: May 13, 2016, 08:49:30 AM »
How do we feel about choking? Both giving and receiving. And things in the butt. This may be a Friday morning shame post. Not sure yet. Still recovering...

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7697 on: May 13, 2016, 08:49:45 AM »
Sacrificed our finest goat "in the biblical sense."


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7698 on: May 13, 2016, 08:59:27 AM »
How do we feel about choking? Both giving and receiving. And things in the butt. This may be a Friday morning shame post. Not sure yet. Still recovering...

Probably should get permission first, for both.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7699 on: May 13, 2016, 09:12:01 AM »
I knew a girl who really liked to be choked. I couldn't really get into it
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