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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7650 on: May 12, 2016, 12:58:25 PM »
"I'd tap that" is still a thing in guy talk. I think bang is used more tho.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7651 on: May 12, 2016, 12:59:19 PM »
"I'd tap that" is still a thing in guy talk. I think bang is used more tho.

Tap is separate from tap that or tap that ass
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7652 on: May 12, 2016, 12:59:48 PM »
New York guy feels the need to tell everyone that "he'd let her sit on his face". That's just a bit wordy for me tho. :th_twocents:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7653 on: May 12, 2016, 01:00:49 PM »
"I'd tap that" is still a thing in guy talk. I think bang is used more tho.

Tap is separate from tap that or tap that ass

Just "tap" seems ok. Can you use it in a sentence??
Like "We tapped." or "I'd like to tap with her."?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7654 on: May 12, 2016, 01:02:15 PM »
New York guy feels the need to tell everyone that "he'd let her sit on his face". That's just a bit wordy for me tho. :th_twocents:

Well that implies that he's going to do more than just eff her though, right??

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7655 on: May 12, 2016, 01:03:02 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7656 on: May 12, 2016, 01:04:09 PM »
Let's go tap.  I tapped *name* last night. Yeah, we're tapping.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7657 on: May 12, 2016, 01:06:02 PM »
If I ever hear the phrase "She was tapping her fingers" in a casual conversation I am going to flip out.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7658 on: May 12, 2016, 01:11:09 PM »
Sometimes I wanna change it up a bit and say: "I'd take that girl out on a date for a nice Italian dinner, with a bottle of wine. I want to take her out on several dates, get to know her, respect her, and build a foundation with her. After building such a relationship, we'd finally become romantically involved, but not until she was ok/comfortable with it. And then i'd try and do it again after that". and just watch the guys faces.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7659 on: May 12, 2016, 01:26:09 PM »
How do we feel about "Screw" or "Drill" ?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7660 on: May 12, 2016, 01:28:38 PM »
Screw seems almost old-timey.  Never heard anyone use drill

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7661 on: May 12, 2016, 01:36:26 PM »
"Drive her all the way to Chanute" was one of my all time favorite expressions I heard a guy use IRL.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7662 on: May 12, 2016, 01:41:25 PM »
"Drive her all the way to Chanute" was one of my all time favorite expressions I heard a guy use IRL.


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Did he live in Coffeyville? (Not because I've ever heard anyone from Coffeyville use that phrase but because Chanute is a little bit down the highway from Coffeyville so it would fit into the context. That was way too long an explanation so you can just ignore this comment now.)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7663 on: May 12, 2016, 01:42:10 PM »
How do we feel about "Screw" or "Drill" ?

Yeah, screw is what people said in the 80s. Drill sounds painful.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7664 on: May 12, 2016, 01:53:31 PM »
"Drive her all the way to Chanute" was one of my all time favorite expressions I heard a guy use IRL.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7665 on: May 12, 2016, 02:09:33 PM »
What about taking her to pound town
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7666 on: May 12, 2016, 02:11:35 PM »
bump uglies?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7667 on: May 12, 2016, 02:12:26 PM »
bump uglies?
I've always hated that one.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7668 on: May 12, 2016, 02:23:31 PM »
Typically I'd just use the word do. Like "Yeah, I'd do her" it's been that way since I was 12.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7669 on: May 12, 2016, 02:40:35 PM »
Typically I'd just use the word do. Like "Yeah, I'd do her" it's been that way since I was 12.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7670 on: May 12, 2016, 02:41:32 PM »
Good friend of mine always says "I'd put it in her butt"  not very ethical on his part.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7671 on: May 12, 2016, 02:42:47 PM »
Yeah, that's a next level hottie tho.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7672 on: May 12, 2016, 02:49:55 PM »
Yeah, that's a next level hottie tho.

What? The hotter the chick is, the more you would want to put it in her butt???

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7673 on: May 12, 2016, 02:53:44 PM »
I mean, you'd allow it in a jam. Nobody wants to put it in the butt of a 6.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7674 on: May 12, 2016, 02:58:38 PM »
I mean, you'd allow it in a jam. Nobody wants to put it in the butt of a 6.

I really don't understand. So do you WANT to put it in her butt or you just settle if that's the only place she'll let you put it??? :confused:

Like, if there are two girls that you would do....one is barely do-able the other is super hot. Seems like you would rather do the less attractive one in the butt so that you can do it from behind and not have to look at her face (because it is not so attractive as the super hot girl).