Master Dating Thread

[wetwillie]

That committee disbanded on the last round of layoffs

[pvegs]

yeah, the "she used to date :professionalathlete:" is not something to brag about.

Also, usually not true and just means he took her home and never called her again.

I didnt see any of it as a humble brag because this.

Yeah, thx, guys. It really wasn't. It was more just a weird, rando thing that happened, that I felt was g'EMAW related.

[Trim]

Not just a professional athlete, not just a 'hawk, but Marshawn.  Brag on, pvegs AND rim-job'r.

[pvegs]

Not just a professional athlete, not just a 'hawk, but Marshawn.  Brag on, pvegs AND rim-job'r.

Thx, boss. She said he liked to be choked. So crap has come full circle and is way too deep cuts. TLBL's d is also a solid 7. Can confirm. Life is weird.

[michigancat]

Not just a professional athlete, not just a 'hawk, but Marshawn.  Brag on, pvegs AND rim-job'r.

I agree with this. I think he should be proud.

Also calling it "rando" just increases the humblebragginess.

[Trim]

Not just a professional athlete, not just a 'hawk, but Marshawn.  Brag on, pvegs AND rim-job'r.

Thx, boss. She said he liked to be choked. So crap has come full circle and is way too deep cuts. TLBL's d is also a solid 7. Can confirm. Life is weird.

[chum1]

I think it's more humble attention whoring than humble bragging.

[Dugout DickStone]

I think the name drop is just bragging but throwing in that she really just got screwed (banged) buy the dude who then forgot her name is the part that makes it a humble brag.

[Kat Kid]

yeah, the "she used to date :professionalathlete:" is not something to brag about.

Also, usually not true and just means he took her home and never called her again.

I didnt see any of it as a humble brag because this.

well then shift the professional athlete dating into part of what makes it "humble"

humble: this chick dates Seahawks and won't stop asking me to do things with her I can't afford
brag: hot chick who is sexually adventurous (this could fall under humble, too) is way into me

Is any discussion of sex a humble brag to you? 

[pvegs]

You guys don't have to read the dating thread, ya know? We can go back to talking about 5 heart, late signee jucos, willing to have their hearts and minds destroyed by our program for no financial reward at any point.

[michigancat]

yeah, the "she used to date :professionalathlete:" is not something to brag about.

Also, usually not true and just means he took her home and never called her again.

I didnt see any of it as a humble brag because this.

well then shift the professional athlete dating into part of what makes it "humble"

humble: this chick dates Seahawks and won't stop asking me to do things with her I can't afford
brag: hot chick who is sexually adventurous (this could fall under humble, too) is way into me

Is any discussion of sex a humble brag to you? 

Of course not! I was just pointing out that the rim job anecdote could be either fall under "brag" or "humble" section depending on how the person feels about rim jobs and wanted to give you that flexibility. pveg's tone feels like a humblebrag but it could totally be a straight up brag and either one is great!

[michigancat]

You guys don't have to read the dating thread, ya know? We can go back to talking about 5 heart, late signee jucos, willing to have their hearts and minds destroyed by our program for no financial reward at any point.

pvegs, as your friend I am going to tell you to stop being such a sensitive baby. I get a big kick out of your stories and would like more of them, and I'm sure most that visit this thread feel the same way.

[Trim]

Yes, more stories.

[Tobias]

any steven hauschka stories?

[slobber]

Also, this all seems to be very gE related, which is aligned with the need for you to tell more stories.


Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)

[pvegs]

You guys don't have to read the dating thread, ya know? We can go back to talking about 5 heart, late signee jucos, willing to have their hearts and minds destroyed by our program for no financial reward at any point.

pvegs, as your friend I am going to tell you to stop being such a sensitive baby. I get a big kick out of your stories and would like more of them, and I'm sure most that visit this thread feel the same way.

mich, i ain't that sensitive. actually, ppl giving me crap is great, and i think entirely warranted in this case. latrice is fine af, and keeps it 100. that's all i was pointing out. i'm also lol'ing that it took me 4 years to discover this thread.

[pvegs]

Going on a date with "Stacey" tonight. She is 4'11, teaches pre-school, and left her nipple cover (what are they called, like sticky nipple cover things for when you wear revealing dresses?) last time she spent the night. Watching the Warriors game and eating hot dogs. This is 100% a brag. We don't even have to have the discussion. WARRIORS AND HOT DOGS, GUYS.

[catastrophe]

Did you just give the full (pretty uncommon) name of a person I just found on Facebook?

[pvegs]

Ah, eff, I mean "Stacey." STACEY, MAN. STACEY.

[nicname]

The most interesting part of all of this is TLBL's alleged dick pic. It's crossed my mind to @ him about it on twitter, but I've decided against it.

[pvegs]

The most interesting part of all of this is TLBL's alleged dick pic. It's crossed my mind to @ him about it on twitter, but I've decided against it.

Solid dick. I don't really use snapchat. Didn't screenshot it or anything. Even I have my boundaries. I would certainly not @ him. We all deserve our privacy and have done silly things in life that should not pop up on the Internet.

[pvegs]

Bellevue Square $6 movie night! I don't even know what movie we're seeing. I don't know movies, or Bellevue, which is the worst (both my lack of movie knowledge and the city of Bellevue which is a cultural wasteland).

[slobber]

Bellevue Square $6 movie night! I don't even know what movie we're seeing. I don't know movies, or Bellevue, which is the worst (both my lack of movie knowledge and the city of Bellevue which is a cultural wasteland).

Bellevue, KS has a movie theater?

[Trim]

Bellevue Square $6 movie night! I don't even know what movie we're seeing. I don't know movies, or Bellevue, which is the worst (both my lack of movie knowledge and the city of Bellevue which is a cultural wasteland).

Parasailing over Tacoma doesn't sound so bad now, huh?

[pvegs]

Bellevue Square $6 movie night! I don't even know what movie we're seeing. I don't know movies, or Bellevue, which is the worst (both my lack of movie knowledge and the city of Bellevue which is a cultural wasteland).

Parasailing over Tacoma doesn't sound so bad now, huh?

It sounds fine bc 1) I don't have to deal w/the other girl's bs and 2) pop corn, skittles, and nice girls, dude!