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The really hot chick who gave a rim job to Marshawn will not stop messaging me and wants to go parasailing in Tacoma. How do I get out of this situation, and tell her there's like way easier situations closer that do not involve the money/time/annoyance/terror of heights?
Yes, be specific. Tell her you will drive her to Chanute, KS. Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
Quote from: pvegs on May 13, 2016, 05:38:09 PMThe really hot chick who gave a rim job to Marshawn will not stop messaging me and wants to go parasailing in Tacoma. How do I get out of this situation, and tell her there's like way easier situations closer that do not involve the money/time/annoyance/terror of heights? This is the first you've let out that it was Marshawn. She's a hero, and you should do whatever she wants.
Quote from: Trim on May 13, 2016, 05:47:33 PMQuote from: pvegs on May 13, 2016, 05:38:09 PMThe really hot chick who gave a rim job to Marshawn will not stop messaging me and wants to go parasailing in Tacoma. How do I get out of this situation, and tell her there's like way easier situations closer that do not involve the money/time/annoyance/terror of heights? This is the first you've let out that it was Marshawn. She's a hero, and you should do whatever she wants.I'll let Latrice know that. She seemed pretty drunk via text last night. Like I could hardly focus on watching Better Call Saul and parse her messages at the same time kind of deal.
Quote from: pvegs on May 14, 2016, 10:13:02 AMQuote from: Trim on May 13, 2016, 05:47:33 PMQuote from: pvegs on May 13, 2016, 05:38:09 PMThe really hot chick who gave a rim job to Marshawn will not stop messaging me and wants to go parasailing in Tacoma. How do I get out of this situation, and tell her there's like way easier situations closer that do not involve the money/time/annoyance/terror of heights? This is the first you've let out that it was Marshawn. She's a hero, and you should do whatever she wants.I'll let Latrice know that. She seemed pretty drunk via text last night. Like I could hardly focus on watching Better Call Saul and parse her messages at the same time kind of deal. You can tell her while you're happily parasailing over scenic Tacoma.
Quote from: Trim on May 14, 2016, 10:51:46 AMQuote from: pvegs on May 14, 2016, 10:13:02 AMQuote from: Trim on May 13, 2016, 05:47:33 PMQuote from: pvegs on May 13, 2016, 05:38:09 PMThe really hot chick who gave a rim job to Marshawn will not stop messaging me and wants to go parasailing in Tacoma. How do I get out of this situation, and tell her there's like way easier situations closer that do not involve the money/time/annoyance/terror of heights? This is the first you've let out that it was Marshawn. She's a hero, and you should do whatever she wants.I'll let Latrice know that. She seemed pretty drunk via text last night. Like I could hardly focus on watching Better Call Saul and parse her messages at the same time kind of deal. You can tell her while you're happily parasailing over scenic Tacoma.Sadly, Latrice went parasailing alone. That was def for the best, tho. I also now know what Tyler Lockett's dick looks like thanks to her snapchat. When we "smang" or whatever Mrs. Gooch was saying, I will have to live msg this thread. Both to keep everyone updated and also to make sure someone knows where to find my dead body.
Quote from: pvegs on May 14, 2016, 10:24:12 PMQuote from: Trim on May 14, 2016, 10:51:46 AMQuote from: pvegs on May 14, 2016, 10:13:02 AMQuote from: Trim on May 13, 2016, 05:47:33 PMQuote from: pvegs on May 13, 2016, 05:38:09 PMThe really hot chick who gave a rim job to Marshawn will not stop messaging me and wants to go parasailing in Tacoma. How do I get out of this situation, and tell her there's like way easier situations closer that do not involve the money/time/annoyance/terror of heights? This is the first you've let out that it was Marshawn. She's a hero, and you should do whatever she wants.I'll let Latrice know that. She seemed pretty drunk via text last night. Like I could hardly focus on watching Better Call Saul and parse her messages at the same time kind of deal. You can tell her while you're happily parasailing over scenic Tacoma.Sadly, Latrice went parasailing alone. That was def for the best, tho. I also now know what Tyler Lockett's dick looks like thanks to her snapchat. When we "smang" or whatever Mrs. Gooch was saying, I will have to live msg this thread. Both to keep everyone updated and also to make sure someone knows where to find my dead body. If I went parasailing with her, would she be cool with me not wanting to talk about anything other than Marshawn the whole time?
Maybe just get her to start posting in the 'Hawks thread.
Let's be honest: pvegs has been humblebragging his ass off in this thread
Quote from: michigancat on May 15, 2016, 07:37:04 PMLet's be honest: pvegs has been humblebragging his ass off in this threadI think you forgot what a humble brag is again.
Quote from: michigancat on May 15, 2016, 07:37:04 PMLet's be honest: pvegs has been humblebragging his ass off in this threadmich, i am just being myself. i feel like we would be irl fronds. if i make it down to sf, we should hang. you going to the stanford game?
Quote from: pvegs on May 16, 2016, 12:22:52 AMQuote from: michigancat on May 15, 2016, 07:37:04 PMLet's be honest: pvegs has been humblebragging his ass off in this threadmich, i am just being myself. i feel like we would be irl fronds. if i make it down to sf, we should hang. you going to the stanford game?Don't take it personally, of course we can hang out and I will gladly buy you a beer and ask about Seattle life and the biggest shithead you had in class this year and talk about your humblebrag with a big grin on my face for extra context.
yeah, the "she used to date :professionalathlete:" is not something to brag about.Also, usually not true and just means he took her home and never called her again.
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on May 16, 2016, 11:59:40 AMyeah, the "she used to date :professionalathlete:" is not something to brag about.Also, usually not true and just means he took her home and never called her again. I didnt see any of it as a humble brag because this.