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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7625 on: May 12, 2016, 12:28:16 PM »
What about "smush"?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7626 on: May 12, 2016, 12:28:36 PM »
Trim reminds me that this thread exists. I have never actually read it, but I have a story. Went on a date with this girl last week who told me about giving a certain Seahawks player a rim job and managed to insult me for being a teacher and not making enough money. She also has Lockett's #. And she dated a Jet for about 6 months. Hoo boy. Not my best bumble experience.

You smash?

WW, you cannot know how much I dislike "smash" as a verb for sex, but we did not. I texted a different girl (who is actually a good person) after the bad date and went home with her.

How do you feel about the term "Banging"? Just wondering.

In informal company, "bone" is a pretty good one, mostly bc it it amusing and not demeaning. Banging is meh, but I'm not against it.

I don't like "smash" because it sounds like something a guy is doing to dominate the woman against her will (even if it is not in fact actually against her will IRL). But I use "bang" all the time because for some reason to me it sounds more like a mutual term, like they are both banging each other.  :dunno:

This doesn't really make much sense because if you just think about the actual verbs "smash" and "bang" they have a very similar meaning outside of the sexual context. I was just wondering if anyone else had a similar feeling.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7627 on: May 12, 2016, 12:30:08 PM »
Smash is more like demolishing and bang is kinda just bumping hard
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7628 on: May 12, 2016, 12:31:20 PM »
poundtown?  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7629 on: May 12, 2016, 12:32:16 PM »
What about "smush"?

This sounds like rape
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7630 on: May 12, 2016, 12:32:43 PM »
I don't think anyone IRL uses the term smash to describe sex in a serious manner but I could be wrong. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7631 on: May 12, 2016, 12:33:33 PM »
In my college aged years we called it "tapping" or we "tapped"

this actually sounds the most demeaning

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7632 on: May 12, 2016, 12:33:39 PM »
"made sex" like "made love", but just sex. Real classy way to say it.

EX: Dudes, you see that chick over there? I made sex with her the other night.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7633 on: May 12, 2016, 12:38:05 PM »
In my college aged years we called it "tapping" or we "tapped"

this actually sounds the most demeaning

Why?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7634 on: May 12, 2016, 12:38:39 PM »
In my college aged years we called it "tapping" or we "tapped"

this actually sounds the most demeaning

Why?

not sure. i just said all of them out loud and "tapped" sounds the worst.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7635 on: May 12, 2016, 12:39:04 PM »
wampa wampa was good enough for doogie howser

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7636 on: May 12, 2016, 12:42:10 PM »
Tuesday night date's father (who is visiting from China) asked us if we wanted dinner in the restaurant at the top of the Space Needle. Uh, do I want to eat $100 lobster and drink champagne for free? Why, yes, yes I do. It was some business meeting being brokered/hosted by some old rich white land developer dude who lives in Seattle. He basically had to let us come bc the girl's dad is the one who makes the final decision on whether they're buying land downtown from the white dude's company. Anyway, fun night. And, yes, we did bone later. Great date.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7637 on: May 12, 2016, 12:42:51 PM »
Smash is more like demolishing and bang is kinda just bumping hard

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7638 on: May 12, 2016, 12:45:24 PM »
In my college aged years we called it "tapping" or we "tapped"

this actually sounds the most demeaning

Why?

not sure. i just said all of them out loud and "tapped" sounds the worst.

"tapped" as in "I tapped that" sounds like the girl is just an object sitting around with no purpose other than for you to get what you want out of her and then ignore her for the rest of entirety. Like a keg of beer.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7639 on: May 12, 2016, 12:47:13 PM »
I didn't think I was this guy, but it slipped out last weekend. I was with a buddy who was in town from NYC and he's kind of a dick, so I naturally talk more douche baggy when i'm around him. Anyways, he had some friends there at the beerfest who I didn't know and they were talking about which girls they wanted to tap. Then randomly, a "friend" from college walked by me with her husband and said "Hi Wacky!". Anyways, naturally, I felt the need to tell them "I banged her in college".  :frown: Which really happened, but why did I resort to "bang" in a group setting? I'm pretty disappointed in myself.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7640 on: May 12, 2016, 12:49:15 PM »
I didn't think I was this guy, but it slipped out last weekend. I was with a buddy who was in town from NYC and he's kind of a dick, so I naturally talk more douche baggy when i'm around him. Anyways, he had some friends there at the beerfest who I didn't know and they were talking about which girls they wanted to tap. Then randomly, a "friend" from college walked by me with her husband and said "Hi Wacky!". Anyways, naturally, I felt the need to tell them "I banged her in college".  :frown: Which really happened, but why did I resort to "bang" in a group setting? I'm pretty disappointed in myself.

Well at least you didn't use the term "smash".

I would probably use the term bang also if I went around telling everyone who I banged in college, but I don't.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7641 on: May 12, 2016, 12:50:53 PM »
Tuesday night date's father (who is visiting from China) asked us if we wanted dinner in the restaurant at the top of the Space Needle. Uh, do I want to eat $100 lobster and drink champagne for free? Why, yes, yes I do. It was some business meeting being brokered/hosted by some old rich white land developer dude who lives in Seattle. He basically had to let us come bc the girl's dad is the one who makes the final decision on whether they're buying land downtown from the white dude's company. Anyway, fun night. And, yes, we did bone later. Great date.



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7642 on: May 12, 2016, 12:51:09 PM »
In my college aged years we called it "tapping" or we "tapped"

this actually sounds the most demeaning

Why?

not sure. i just said all of them out loud and "tapped" sounds the worst.

"tapped" as in "I tapped that" sounds like the girl is just an object sitting around with no purpose other than for you to get what you want out of her and then ignore her for the rest of entirety. Like a keg of beer.

I think it had something to do with a sexual asl sign where you tap your fingers together. I didn't come up with it, a (girl) friend did
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7643 on: May 12, 2016, 12:52:01 PM »
It's a guys thing. If a girl says hi to you that you know, with a bunch of guys around, the first thing that comes in their mind is "Did you?" It's #science

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« Reply #7644 on: May 12, 2016, 12:53:11 PM »
It's a guys thing. If a girl says hi to you that you know, with a bunch of guys around, the first thing that comes in their mind is "Did you?" It's #science
Hell, it's the first thing that Ms. wacky thinks when I see ppl out that I know of the female stature.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7645 on: May 12, 2016, 12:53:53 PM »
In my college aged years we called it "tapping" or we "tapped"

this actually sounds the most demeaning

Why?

not sure. i just said all of them out loud and "tapped" sounds the worst.

"tapped" as in "I tapped that" sounds like the girl is just an object sitting around with no purpose other than for you to get what you want out of her and then ignore her for the rest of entirety. Like a keg of beer.

I think it had something to do with a sexual asl sign where you tap your fingers together. I didn't come up with it, a (girl) friend did

Thanks for making me Google that.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7646 on: May 12, 2016, 12:55:23 PM »
It's a guys thing. If a girl says hi to you that you know, with a bunch of guys around, the first thing that comes in their mind is "Did you?" It's #science
Hell, it's the first thing that Ms. wacky thinks when I see ppl out that I know of the female stature.

Well that's because you are a whore.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7647 on: May 12, 2016, 12:55:59 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7648 on: May 12, 2016, 12:57:06 PM »
 Now tap is awesome huh?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7649 on: May 12, 2016, 12:57:54 PM »
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