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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7600 on: May 10, 2016, 04:22:17 PM »

I don't think anyone is questioning your decision to leave her. I think they are questioning your need to continue to
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The goal is twice a week.  Shouldn't be hard to hit.  Pun somewhat intended.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7601 on: May 10, 2016, 04:23:10 PM »


yeah I did nardfrog

Then why did you put extraneous quotations marks around she? 

It would have been more effective if you put them around got. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7602 on: May 10, 2016, 04:24:00 PM »
Nothing like a filly with some big ole titties!  :Woot:

WackyCat08, take a good look at nardfrog here, this is what you'd look like if that ku linebacker never stole your girl. Bullet dodged, probably should send him an edible arrangement or something
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7603 on: May 10, 2016, 04:25:59 PM »
Whoa whoa whoa.

You let some weak ass LB from KU steal your girl, wacky?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7604 on: May 10, 2016, 04:26:56 PM »
"helluva" in his avatar, and you guys are acting all shocked now


Cocaine is not meth.  Don't know if you knew that.

no no you misunderstood. i was actually talking about the "helluva" part.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7605 on: May 10, 2016, 04:27:24 PM »
And he's a happier man in the end for it  :thumbs:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7606 on: May 10, 2016, 04:27:34 PM »
One time, I had to leave a girl, because she was addicted to Krokodil


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7607 on: May 10, 2016, 04:28:52 PM »
It's more complicated than that, but yeah.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7608 on: May 10, 2016, 04:30:03 PM »

no no you misunderstood. i was actually talking about the "helluva" part.

I think I did that due to space limitations.  I very rarely/almost never abbreviate words like that.  I'm not a fan of text speak.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7609 on: May 10, 2016, 04:31:10 PM »
It's more complicated than that, but yeah.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7610 on: May 10, 2016, 04:32:15 PM »
It's OK, jokes on her! Right, lib^7?!  :kstategrad:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7611 on: May 10, 2016, 04:33:28 PM »
It's OK, jokes on her! Right, lib^7?!  :kstategrad:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7612 on: May 11, 2016, 12:53:42 PM »
One time, I had to leave a girl, because she was addicted to Krokodil


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7613 on: May 11, 2016, 12:55:53 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw[/youtube]
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7614 on: May 11, 2016, 01:09:00 PM »
One time, I had to leave a girl, because she was addicted to Krokodil


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7615 on: May 11, 2016, 01:30:58 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw[/youtube]
That's pretty great! :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7616 on: May 11, 2016, 01:42:35 PM »
Maybe she's from Canada and was just being polite.   :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7617 on: May 11, 2016, 03:01:58 PM »
I think I figured out why nardfrog needs boobs.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7618 on: May 11, 2016, 03:55:02 PM »
I think I figured out why nardfrog needs boobs.


I don't need them.  I want them.

But that made up statistic doesn't hurt the case either.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7619 on: May 12, 2016, 10:17:28 AM »
So...I was reading an article about guys being creepy and hitting on women on linkedin.

Who the eff would think that is a good idea?  (serious question, not gEing)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7620 on: May 12, 2016, 10:24:09 AM »
So...I was reading an article about guys being creepy and hitting on women on linkedin.

Who the eff would think that is a good idea?  (serious question, not gEing)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7621 on: May 12, 2016, 12:05:06 PM »
Bump :gocho:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7622 on: May 12, 2016, 12:06:42 PM »
Bump :gocho:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7623 on: May 12, 2016, 12:24:45 PM »
Trim reminds me that this thread exists. I have never actually read it, but I have a story. Went on a date with this girl last week who told me about giving a certain Seahawks player a rim job and managed to insult me for being a teacher and not making enough money. She also has Lockett's #. And she dated a Jet for about 6 months. Hoo boy. Not my best bumble experience.

You smash?

WW, you cannot know how much I dislike "smash" as a verb for sex, but we did not. I texted a different girl (who is actually a good person) after the bad date and went home with her.

How do you feel about the term "Banging"? Just wondering.

In informal company, "bone" is a pretty good one, mostly bc it it amusing and not demeaning. Banging is meh, but I'm not against it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7624 on: May 12, 2016, 12:27:36 PM »
In my college aged years we called it "tapping" or we "tapped"
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