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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: SkinnyBenny on June 23, 2011, 10:54:26 AM
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Let's hear your K-State version of Ain't No Seats. Can be any sport. I don't have one so I'll steal blowthewhisle's from another thread.
Deon Murphy once showed up during the 10th week of Geology lab (his first appearance) only to be astounded that he had been dropped from the class. A true :kstatriot:
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Sproles didn't need seats, he slept on the floor in the back.
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When you have tutors who needs class.... Just sayin if the average college student can manage between a 2.0 and 3.0 goin to class say 50-75% of the time. Then why couldnt an athelete with a tutor and mandatory study time go less and still succeed?
plus lets face it as fans who cares if they go to class if they burn people like Sproles did..
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Justin Montgomey was in my Geo101 lab in '03. Generally it's a freshman only class. Not for Justin though.
He was in my small group lab. He came in one time 20 minutes late. He sat down next to me, pulled out a magazine and did not look up once the entire class. Me and the other 2 did the work on an in-class project, and when I got up to turn it in at the end of class, Justin looked up from the magazine at me and goes, "Is my name on that?" I of course said yes. I was taking one for the team.
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Justin Montgomey was in my Geo101 lab in '03. Generally it's a freshman only class. Not for Justin though.
He was in my small group lab. He came in one time 20 minutes late. He sat down next to me, pulled out a magazine and did not look up once the entire class. Me and the other 2 did the work on an in-class project, and when I got up to turn it in at the end of class, Justin looked up from the magazine at me and goes, "Is my name on that?" I of course said yes. I was taking one for the team.
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He sounds like a douche.
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I knew him in college too. He was kind of meat-heady but was actually pretty cool if you can get past the barbed wire tattoo. His parents' house in Smith Center burned down.
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NM
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Joe-Bob was in ENG345 Modern Poetry with me and the instructor didn't know that he was an athlete... he called his name 1st day of class "Joe *pause and look down at the list* Clements". Joe-Bob proceeded to play with the strings on the blinds, play with his watch and sleep the entire semester away - only to get a rough ridin' B in the class - conversely, I got a 70% and I rejoiced... it was a tough class.
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Jordy was in my Geography of Kansas class, he came 3 times…1st day of class, midterm, and final.
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Jordy was in my Geography of Kansas class, he came 3 times…1st day of class, midterm, and final.
Are you sure that wasn't steve dave?
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Dom was in my stat class a couple years ago. Think he dropped it.
That said, this summer I've see Jamar and JHR on campus at least a couple times a week. Good to see our adorablemens are getting educated :love:
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Had Hoskins in my stats class, he attended frequently (by this I mean about 75% of the time, no more than I skipped) and seemed to pay attention well.
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Spring semester 1994. Appreciation of Theatre. Chad May and some skank sitting next to him stand up about 20 minutes into class, walk down the aisle and head out. The prof asks... "Uhh...where are you going?" Chad, without turning around or looking at the prof just says... "I'm hungry!" and he and his skank were gone for the day.
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Jordy was in my Geography of Kansas class, he came 3 times…1st day of class, midterm, and final.
Are you sure that wasn't steve dave?
It was Wes Welker.
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Spring semester 1994. Appreciation of Theatre. Chad May and some skank sitting next to him stand up about 20 minutes into class, walk down the aisle and head out. The prof asks... "Uhh...where are you going?" Chad, without turning around or looking at the prof just says... "I'm hungry!" and he and his skank were gone for the day.
Wish our football players were that cool nowadays :blindfold:
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Took calc over the summer and freems and mastrud were in the class. Freems showed up the first day wearing a wife beater and athletic shorts :love:, this was in the middle of the "Freemans up to 260, no one will be able to tackle him" days. Saw him maybe 3 more times that summer even though class was everyday, no idea on the grade.
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Fall Semester, MWF 8:05, College Algebra, Mike Beasley would come in, with his little Asian educational peon right behind him, promptly sit down and put his head on his desk. Asian took all the notes and everything. I probably skipped 20-35% of that class but Mikey was always there.
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Fall Semester, MWF 8:05, College Algebra, Mike Beasley would come in, with his little Asian educational peon right behind him, promptly sit down and put his head on his desk. Asian took all the notes and everything. I probably skipped 20-35% of that class but Mikey was always there.
That is kinda Frank's thing, right?
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Hopefully Frank uses that as a recruiting tool. "Yeah, you'll have to actually go to class but we'll give you your own asian person to do all the work for you."
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need more stories please.
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Spring semester 1994. Appreciation of Theatre. Chad May and some skank sitting next to him stand up about 20 minutes into class, walk down the aisle and head out. The prof asks... "Uhh...where are you going?" Chad, without turning around or looking at the prof just says... "I'm hungry!" and he and his skank were gone for the day.
Wish our football players were that cool nowadays :blindfold:
Chad May was at a level of coolness that may never be surpassed. He's like our Jim McMahon.
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Ryan Lilja asked to borrow my calculator in Accounting once. I told him to keep it, and I got a new one. He was there everyday... teacher's (TA's) pet too.
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Spring semester 1994. Appreciation of Theatre. Chad May and some skank sitting next to him stand up about 20 minutes into class, walk down the aisle and head out. The prof asks... "Uhh...where are you going?" Chad, without turning around or looking at the prof just says... "I'm hungry!" and he and his skank were gone for the day.
Wish our football players were that cool nowadays :blindfold:
I know. There's kind of an equal and opposite reaction to the MCMW thing, and it's that More Class=More Terrible Teams. MCMTT?
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I was a TA for a couple of semesters and I had two athletes in my lab classes during that time. Both were girls (basketball and volleyball) and both were very smart (though the girl from Tennessee sounded like a hillbilly). Meanwhile, I also had a dude that I saw running for office recently - I think he was the only one that actually failed my class.
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My pops is a prof and he swears that estroballers are easily the best students of the athlete variety, possibly the entire student population. Martin Gramatica, on the other hand, was not the best student of the athlete variety.
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When I was in grad school, Justin Williams was in the Botany lab I taught. Pretty much spent every lab on his cell phone talking to stupid hoes (his words, not mine).
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Wife had Thomas "Hollywood" Clayton in her Botany class. I was jealous.
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Don't even remember what class it was, but it was a big "non-ag" class and it was over in the ag buildings across from moore, but I had Joe-Bob in that class. Every day about halfway through the class the instructor would give him a few coins and he'd head out and put them in the parking meter for the instructor. Pretty sure he was there every day.
Let Michael Bishop borrow my criminal justice notes once. Was instantly embarrassed about the lame doodles I made in the margins, but he just laughed.
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william powell was a pretty good student.
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Some riley rat got up to call out all the "trust fund babies" in my sociology class once because he was pissed that he wasn't all :kstategrad: and Nino Williams yelled out "crap JUST GOT REAL!"
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Had Joshua Moore in Expos. my freshman year. I think he only missed 2 or 3 classes.
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was walking through derby(I think), and spotted tate singing backstreet boys "I want it that way" song w/ a couple other doods.
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Fall 2002. Ell and I think it was Danny Morris always came late to Mass Comm. usually walking right in front of the class and letting the doors slam behind them. For whatever reason they tried to sneak in early the Monday after destroying Nebraska only to have the prof. start off a standing ovation for them in the lecture hall. Surprisingly a lot of people never even knew who they were or that they were in the class judging by the reactions.
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MIS teacher hated Griff and I and was gonna give us bad grades before Ebadi straighented him out. A. :gocho:
Also took American Ethnic Studies with every athlete on campus.
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had Nino in my Natty-D (natural disasters) class. he showed up for the first 2 weeks (i showed up the first 3 easiest class ever for any future EMAWs) and Jarrod Kruger would follow him like a lost puppy dog, one day Nino was sittin by to ladies and Jarrod tried to sit by all of them only to get frustrated and leave the class.
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Jordy sat next to mrs. raquetcat in class, and she's pretty sure that he cheated off of her, but she was totally cool with it
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Anthony Beane and I were buddies who sat next to each other in Cultural Anthro. His attendance was so-so. Think he was only sitting by me because I sat with some hotties from the tri-delt house who were all over my crap. He got there late one time and walked all the way to front. I didn't realize what he was doing....looking for Limestone. :blush:
He came back and finally spotted me. sat down and said "crap, I was going to leave if I didn't know nobody"
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Anthony Beane and I were buddies who sat next to each other in Cultural Anthro. His attendance was so-so. Think he was only sitting by me because I sat with some hotties from the tri-delt house who were all over my crap. He got there late one time and walked all the way to front. I didn't realize what he was doing....looking for Limestone. :blush:
He came back and finally spotted me. sat down and said "crap, I was going to leave if I didn't know nobody"
that's one fantastic story limestone. especially enjoyed the part about you totally boning those hotties tri delts :excited:
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Pullen and Gilbert were in my GEOG100 class, they were there like every day.
Lamark was in my natural disasters class, and he even volunteered for an in-class experiment in which ole Dr. Miller proceeded to make a jackass out of himself.
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In a class on Augustine at Manhattan Christian College, Lynn, Terence, Ell and Arthur got so pumped while discussing the transfiguration that the professor, a large, but kind man, had to yell, "This is study hall, not Soul Train!"
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In a class on Augustine at Manhattan Christian College, Lynn, Terence, Ell and Arthur got so pumped while discussing the transfiguration that the professor, a large, but kind man, had to yell, "This is study hall, not Soul Train!"
racist.
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racist.
It was a racially diverse bunch and the professor had the student's best interest at heart.
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Ivan Sulic rarely missed Macro-Econ. Great guy.
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Anthony Beane and I were buddies who sat next to each other in Cultural Anthro. His attendance was so-so. Think he was only sitting by me because I sat with some hotties from the tri-delt house who were all over my crap. He got there late one time and walked all the way to front. I didn't realize what he was doing....looking for Limestone. :blush:
He came back and finally spotted me. sat down and said "crap, I was going to leave if I didn't know nobody"
that's one fantastic story limestone. especially enjoyed the part about you totally boning those hotties tri delts :excited:
That is pretty much how all my stories go. u digg? :gocho:
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I had Clyde Johnson in one of my POLSC classes and believe it or not he showed up like every day and took part in some discussions. Who knew??
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racist.
It was a racially diverse bunch and the professor had the student's best interest at heart.
By pedaling in common stereotypes like black people dancing and, as a bonus, mocking the rich history of the African-American faith community?
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racist.
It was a racially diverse bunch and the professor had the student's best interest at heart.
By pedaling in common stereotypes like black people dancing and, as a bonus, mocking the rich history of the African-American faith community?
As well as mocking an iconic television program that celebrated the black culture at a particularily contentious time in our Nation's history?
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racist.
It was a racially diverse bunch and the professor had the student's best interest at heart.
By pedaling in common stereotypes like black people dancing and, as a bonus, mocking the rich history of the African-American faith community?
As well as mocking an iconic television program that celebrated the black culture at a particularily contentious time in our Nation's history?
How many layers of oppression shall we peel back? In the shadows of Juneteenth, on this message board of liberation I fear we may need to start on the inside and work our way out!
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Fall 2009 I think.
Sociology class of some kind. We're taking an in class quiz after a lecture.
I look to my left, and some big ol' Hayseed of a football player (A genuine cracker) is just staring at my quiz answers, doesn't even flinch as I look over at him. Then I look to my right, and Ulla Pomele looks me in the eyes and says "Hey, can I see that?"
I push my quiz over to him, and the Hayseed and Pomele look it over, fill their out, and hand it back.
Your welcome Snyder, the team GPA increased.
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Fall 2009 I think.
Sociology class of some kind. We're taking an in class quiz after a lecture.
I look to my left, and some big ol' Hayseed of a football player (A genuine cracker) is just staring at my quiz answers, doesn't even flinch as I look over at him. Then I look to my right, and Ulla Pomele looks me in the eyes and says "Hey, can I see that?"
I push my quiz over to him, and the Hayseed and Pomele look it over, fill their out, and hand it back.
Your welcome Snyder, the team GPA increased.
SPEC-MOTHERFUCKING-TACULAR!!!
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Had a soch class with a bumch of athletes. One of which was Curtis Kelly. He only came once every few weeks, but when he did, he was very enthusiastic during class lectures. I remember one in particular where Curt stated that 'if he saw a bag of groceries lying on the street, then yeah, he would take the bag of groceries', and in the real world, the earth is the bag of groceries, and all humans are him.
Keithen Valentine was also in the class and took more notes than anyone I've ever seen. :ck:
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... where Curt stated that 'if he saw a bag of groceries lying on the street, then yeah, he would take the bag of groceries', and in the real world, the earth is the bag of groceries, and all humans are him.
fantastic :thumbs:
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DT was in my "Israeli-Palestinian Conflict" class (Hist 597 I think) last summer. He came the first two days and then dropped. I don't blame him. Attendence was mandatory, the lectures were dreadfully dull, and each class was 2 and a half hours. The only reason I survived was due to intense bbs'ing.
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... where Curt stated that 'if he saw a bag of groceries lying on the street, then yeah, he would take the bag of groceries', and in the real world, the earth is the bag of groceries, and all humans are him.
fantastic :thumbs:
Curt is deep.
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i had a fball player in my stats class and he sat in the front row on the right side of class. kind of far away from the door that led into the class. he was an offensive lineman. can't think of his name right now. anyway, i got an A in that class which is kind of weird because i generally didn't like math type stuff all that much but stats just kind of "made sense" to me. weird huh? wow.
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Had Carsy Coffman in my Comp 2 class.
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prolly went to class less often than the athletes, so they never saw me :frown:
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Guess I took too many smart guy classes because I don't remember having any football or b-ball dudes in classes. :ck:
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Had Jamar and Dom in my history of rock and roll class.
They came every day, but Jamar always fell asleep the second he got there (pretty funny since it was in McCain and those chairs are tiny)
Once I asked Jamar how workouts were. Was pretty :ohno: about talking to him because I was a scared freshman and he was a big bad athlete.
He was pretty nice about it and chatted with me for a few minutes. :love:
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Dyshod Carter gravitated towards my normal backrow seat in some upper level sociology class. He became reliant upon my quiz taking abilities. I was a bit surprised to hear my Dad say Dyshod Carter called their home phone one night. At first I thought Dyshod wanted to go grab a coke or something, but that wasn't his intent. HE WANTED MY NOTES FOR THE FINAL EXAM!
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Dylan Meier was in my Business, Government, & Society class spring semester of his senior year. He lost his starting position to Josh Freeman in the fall. First day of class Prof. Bloodgood took roll:
Dr. Bloodgood: [everybody in class but Dylan's name]
Everybody in class but Dylan: Here
Dr. Bloodgood: Is there anyone whose name I didn't call?
Dylan: *raises hand*
Dr. Bloodgood: what's your name?
Whole class: *holds breath/quiet gasp*
Dylan: Dylan Meier
Dr. Bloodgood: who?
Dylan: DYLAN MEIER
Dr. Bloodgood: how do you spell your last name?
It was really awkward being in the classroom. There was only about 35 students in there. Dylan was unmistakable (to everyone but Dr. Bloodgood) with his long hair. Was really sad to see him fall so far so quick...
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That last line was amazing.
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Dylan Meier was in my Business, Government, & Society class spring semester of his senior year. He lost his starting position to Josh Freeman in the fall. First day of class Prof. Bloodgood took roll:
Dr. Bloodgood: [everybody in class but Dylan's name]
Everybody in class but Dylan: Here
Dr. Bloodgood: Is there anyone whose name I didn't call?
Dylan: *raises hand*
Dr. Bloodgood: what's your name?
Whole class: *holds breath/quiet gasp*
Dylan: Dylan Meier
Dr. Bloodgood: who?
Dylan: DYLAN MEIER
Dr. Bloodgood: how do you spell your last name?
It was really awkward being in the classroom. There was only about 35 students in there. Dylan was unmistakable (to everyone but Dr. Bloodgood) with his long hair. Was really sad to see him fall so far so quick...
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Quincy Morgan sat next to me in Philosophy 101.
He usually left early if he showed up at all...but ONE DAY HE RAISED HIS HAND..and contributed to the discussion about the Golden Rule. It was amazing.
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Dylan Meier was in my Business, Government, & Society class spring semester of his senior year. He lost his starting position to Josh Freeman in the fall. First day of class Prof. Bloodgood took roll:
Dr. Bloodgood: [everybody in class but Dylan's name]
Everybody in class but Dylan: Here
Dr. Bloodgood: Is there anyone whose name I didn't call?
Dylan: *raises hand*
Dr. Bloodgood: what's your name?
Whole class: *holds breath/quiet gasp*
Dylan: Dylan Meier
Dr. Bloodgood: who?
Dylan: DYLAN MEIER
Dr. Bloodgood: how do you spell your last name?
It was really awkward being in the classroom. There was only about 35 students in there. Dylan was unmistakable (to everyone but Dr. Bloodgood) with his long hair. Was really sad to see him fall so far so quick...
+32.2 feet per second per second.
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Had some football players in my Human Development class. I'm not sure who it was because I always sat in the back and they were always in the front row. The prof was that gal that was pretty fun, but then she got cancer, but then she kicked cancer's ass and came back. Anyway, those fball players always contributed and made the whole lecture hall laugh. Actually I think Aaron Lockett was in there, talking about sex and such. It was fun.
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... where Curt stated that 'if he saw a bag of groceries lying on the street, then yeah, he would take the bag of groceries', and in the real world, the earth is the bag of groceries, and all humans are him.
fantastic :thumbs:
MODS, add to The Word
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Some riley rat got up to call out all the "trust fund babies" in my sociology class once because he was pissed that he wasn't all :kstategrad: and Nino Williams yelled out "crap JUST REAL!"
This one is my favorite so far. Well, that and anything involving Chad May.
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Dylan Meier was in my Business, Government, & Society class spring semester of his senior year. He lost his starting position to Josh Freeman in the fall. First day of class Prof. Bloodgood took roll:
Dr. Bloodgood: [everybody in class but Dylan's name]
Everybody in class but Dylan: Here
Dr. Bloodgood: Is there anyone whose name I didn't call?
Dylan: *raises hand*
Dr. Bloodgood: what's your name?
Whole class: *holds breath/quiet gasp*
Dylan: Dylan Meier
Dr. Bloodgood: who?
Dylan: DYLAN MEIER
Dr. Bloodgood: how do you spell your last name?
It was really awkward being in the classroom. There was only about 35 students in there. Dylan was unmistakable (to everyone but Dr. Bloodgood) with his long hair. Was really sad to see him fall so far so quick...
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OK, new favorite.
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Watched the entire starting 5 from the K-State basketball literally climb over each others shoulders to copy a test, while the rest of the large lecture hall got up to turn theirs in, thus creating a big enough wall of humanity to allow multiple tall to extremely tall african-american males to have a conversation as to what to put on the test at normal voice levels whilst leaning over each others shoulders.
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Watched the entire starting 5 from the K-State basketball literally climb over each others shoulders to copy a test, while the rest of the large lecture hall got up to turn theirs in, thus creating a big enough wall of humanity to allow multiple tall to extremely tall african-american males to have a conversation as to what to put on the test at normal voice levels whilst leaning over each others shoulders.
Didn't you go to college like 20 years ago?
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Watched the entire starting 5 from the K-State basketball literally climb over each others shoulders to copy a test, while the rest of the large lecture hall got up to turn theirs in, thus creating a big enough wall of humanity to allow multiple tall to extremely tall african-american males to have a conversation as to what to put on the test at normal voice levels whilst leaning over each others shoulders.
Didn't you go to college like 20 years ago?
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Watched the entire starting 5 from the K-State basketball literally climb over each others shoulders to copy a test, while the rest of the large lecture hall got up to turn theirs in, thus creating a big enough wall of humanity to allow multiple tall to extremely tall african-american males to have a conversation as to what to put on the test at normal voice levels whilst leaning over each others shoulders.
Didn't you go to college like 20 years ago?
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Andrew Shull was in my calc recitation. He was pretty much always there. I think he dominated everyone in calculus
Monty Beisel and Quincy Morgan were in my Intro to Mass Com class. Monty always sported the golf/visor hat with bleached hair.
On an unrelated note, I once purchased an "athletic supporter" from Terence Newman at Foot Locker when he was 16 and very skinny.
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Andrew Shull was in my calc recitation. He was pretty much always there. I think he dominated everyone in calculus
Monty Beisel and Quincy Morgan were in my Intro to Mass Com class. Monty always sported the golf/visor hat with bleached hair.
On an unrelated note, I once purchased an "athletic supporter" from Terence Newman at Foot Locker when he was 16 and very skinny.
Had Monty, some coach assist named Tyson, and some baseball player in comp II. Tyson was gone most of the second half of the semester, but baseball guy and Monty were there pretty much all the time.
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Justin Montgomey was in my Geo101 lab in '03. Generally it's a freshman only class. Not for Justin though.
He was in my small group lab. He came in one time 20 minutes late. He sat down next to me, pulled out a magazine and did not look up once the entire class. Me and the other 2 did the work on an in-class project, and when I got up to turn it in at the end of class, Justin looked up from the magazine at me and goes, "Is my name on that?" I of course said yes. I was taking one for the team.
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Are you sure it wasn't '01 bro, its getting to be a long time ago, but I could have swore Justin Montgomery (if it wasn't Justin Montgomery it was some other large white NW KS O-lineman) was in the Geo lab I taught that year, fall semester. Him and Rashad Washington (I think). Rashad (who went by another first name on the FB team) was by far the better student. Neither talked much, but both were normally there. I know we went to Top of the World for a field trip and Justin wore flip flop/sandles and complained how cold it was and was tripping all over. He also was not there for the final...talk about taking one for the team. I knew he had to pass the class to go to the bowl game (I think players need to pass 6 credits go play or something) and he wasn't there, I asked RW if he knew where Justin was just before I handed out the final and he had no idea. I told him to tell Justin to get in touch with me that day or fail the class. So, I was in my office that evening and Justin comes bareling up the stairs panting freaking out begging to take the test. So I let him, I even did a little review before I handed the test over and intentionally left the notes on the black board. I think he ended up with a C...
I had David Allen Spring '01 he was a prick. Never came, had to deal with the athletic department all the time...I know he was "done" with school since he was always gone for camps...but he was the suck.
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Are you sure it wasn't '01 bro, its getting to be a long time ago, but I could have swore Justin Montgomery (if it wasn't Justin Montgomery it was some other large white NW KS O-lineman) was in the Geo lab I taught that year, fall semester. Him and Rashad Washington (I think). Rashad (who went by another first name on the FB team) was by far the better student. Neither talked much, but both were normally there. I know we went to Top of the World for a field trip and Justin wore flip flop/sandles and complained how cold it was and was tripping all over. He also was not there for the final...talk about taking one for the team. I knew he had to pass the class to go to the bowl game (I think players need to pass 6 credits go play or something) and he wasn't there, I asked RW if he knew where Justin was just before I handed out the final and he had no idea. I told him to tell Justin to get in touch with me that day or fail the class. So, I was in my office that evening and Justin comes bareling up the stairs panting freaking out begging to take the test. So I let him, I even did a little review before I handed the test over and intentionally left the notes on the black board. I think he ended up with a C...
I had David Allen Spring '01 he was a prick. Never came, had to deal with the athletic department all the time...I know he was "done" with school since he was always gone for camps...but he was the suck.
Holy crap. Did you teach my geo lab class in 01?
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Are you sure it wasn't '01 bro, its getting to be a long time ago, but I could have swore Justin Montgomery (if it wasn't Justin Montgomery it was some other large white NW KS O-lineman) was in the Geo lab I taught that year, fall semester. Him and Rashad Washington (I think). Rashad (who went by another first name on the FB team) was by far the better student. Neither talked much, but both were normally there. I know we went to Top of the World for a field trip and Justin wore flip flop/sandles and complained how cold it was and was tripping all over. He also was not there for the final...talk about taking one for the team. I knew he had to pass the class to go to the bowl game (I think players need to pass 6 credits go play or something) and he wasn't there, I asked RW if he knew where Justin was just before I handed out the final and he had no idea. I told him to tell Justin to get in touch with me that day or fail the class. So, I was in my office that evening and Justin comes bareling up the stairs panting freaking out begging to take the test. So I let him, I even did a little review before I handed the test over and intentionally left the notes on the black board. I think he ended up with a C...
I had David Allen Spring '01 he was a prick. Never came, had to deal with the athletic department all the time...I know he was "done" with school since he was always gone for camps...but he was the suck.
Holy crap. Did you teach my geo lab class in 01?
maybe :gocho:
Oh yeah just read in another thread that someone mentioned Josh Buhl and it reminded me that, it wasn't Rashad Washington with Justin Montgomery, it was Josh Buhl, so replace Josh with Justin in that story...I did have Rashad Washington though too, that would have been Spring '02. He asked questions and I never had problems with him. Very polite.
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Marques Hayden used to smell girls' hair in my Public Speaking class.
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I've heard Josh Moore was a respectful, polite human being and did his part in taking exams he would've missed due to football, etc. :ck:
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No athletes in this story, but still funny.
Friend of mine in EP2 said the guy that checks for players attendance for the athletic dept was running late one day, walked into his recitation and said
Athletic Dept Guy: "Excuse me, what class is this?"
Teacher: "Engineering Physics 2"
Athletic Dept Guy: "lol nvm" and walked away
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Spring semester 1994. Appreciation of Theatre. Chad May and some skank sitting next to him stand up about 20 minutes into class, walk down the aisle and head out. The prof asks... "Uhh...where are you going?" Chad, without turning around or looking at the prof just says... "I'm hungry!" and he and his skank were gone for the day.
Forgot one detail. Deryl Cunningham was also in the class and never missed a day that I am aware of.
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No athletes in this story, but still funny.
Friend of mine in EP2 said the guy that checks for players attendance for the athletic dept was running late one day, walked into his recitation and said
Athletic Dept Guy: "Excuse me, what class is this?"
Teacher: "Engineering Physics 2"
Athletic Dept Guy: "lol nvm" and walked away
ha!
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I had my first class at K-State Expos writing (forgot about this until just now) with Gabe Crews.
He never missed a class to my knowledge, but I always ended up revising his papers for him. The man was absolutely the worst writer I have ever seen. I mean, I'm not sure he could even read. I didn't want to piss him off with my literary criticisms so I wrote "good" on all the papers I looked over for him. I'm sure the teacher did the same. No way he would pass a Junior High class if he wasn't an athlete.
Later had him in a Sociology class a year or two later. The teacher told him numerous times to show up on time, but he ALWAYS came in 10-15 minutes late with a bag of chips and a soda. He would just rip them chips open and start nomming down. The teacher kept holding him after class to discuss his tardiness and chips I assume.
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I was saving this because I didn't want to admit that I took women studies, but whatever... I was misled by an advisor. BFD. My teacher was Ms. Burmeister & a few other guys in the class coined the monikor furmaster... was kind of funny I guess... Total man-hater.
But anyway, Buhl, I think.... don't remember if it was him or not... was apparently in another class of hers and one day she was returing graded work assignments and a paper I had wrote, mistakenly had his paper clipped along with mine. I don't remember the topic, but it was something along the lines of: how an "ideal" woman should fit in today's society. Where the obvious discussion should have been avoiding barefoot, pregnant & in the kitchen, Mr. Buhl listed attributes of his ideal mate and went as far as listing bra & waist size. Some other favorable qualities entailed that she be white as well as having a sense of humor, etc. etc. Basic grammar & spelling along the lines of a grade school-er - probably 5th grade level or so.
I do recall that the grade he received was a "D" I wish like hell I still had this paper; would be rough ridin' hilarious to read again, but I thought I would be doing the football team a service by destroying it.
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I was saving this because I didn't want to admit that I took women studies, but whatever... I was misled by an advisor. BFD. My teacher was Ms. Burmeister & a few other guys in the class coined the monikor furmaster... was kind of funny I guess... Total man-hater.
But anyway, Buhl, I think.... don't remember if it was him or not... was apparently in another class of hers and one day she was returing graded work assignments and a paper I had wrote, mistakenly had his paper clipped along with mine. I don't remember the topic, but it was something along the lines of: how an "ideal" woman should fit in today's society. Where the obvious discussion should have been avoiding barefoot, pregnant & in the kitchen, Mr. Buhl listed attributes of his ideal mate and went as far as listing bra & waist size. Some other favorable qualities entailed that she be white as well as having a sense of humor, etc. etc. Basic grammar & spelling along the lines of a grade school-er - probably 5th grade level or so.
I do recall that the grade he received was a "D" I wish like hell I still had this paper; would be rough ridin' hilarious to read again, but I thought I would be doing the football team a service by destroying it.
My god....if you could have posted a copy.....wow.
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I was saving this because I didn't want to admit that I took women studies, but whatever... I was misled by an advisor. BFD. My teacher was Ms. Burmeister & a few other guys in the class coined the monikor furmaster... was kind of funny I guess... Total man-hater.
But anyway, Buhl, I think.... don't remember if it was him or not... was apparently in another class of hers and one day she was returing graded work assignments and a paper I had wrote, mistakenly had his paper clipped along with mine. I don't remember the topic, but it was something along the lines of: how an "ideal" woman should fit in today's society. Where the obvious discussion should have been avoiding barefoot, pregnant & in the kitchen, Mr. Buhl listed attributes of his ideal mate and went as far as listing bra & waist size. Some other favorable qualities entailed that she be white as well as having a sense of humor, etc. etc. Basic grammar & spelling along the lines of a grade school-er - probably 5th grade level or so.
I do recall that the grade he received was a "D" I wish like hell I still had this paper; would be effing hilarious to read again, but I thought I would be doing the football team a service by destroying it.
Do you remember the waist/hip measurements? A girl I know dated him last year or two of school, would like to confirm.
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Yep; Probably the funniest part actually, it was the same measurements from the song "Baby got back" 36,24,36
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however, he did not stipulate that those measurements would only work in the instance that she was 5'3" as the lyrics suggest.
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Had many classes with Andre the giant as well. He would walk into kines (pfft) lab with biscuits and gravy, and into the lectures with a vanilla ice cream. Every day, no matter what.
In my expos 100 class, he was always hitting on this South African exchange student (who was secretly into me :fatty:). I was scared he would crush me if he found out about us.
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Doc was in my College Algebra recitation and there was another "William" in the class. The professor never could remember which one was Doc. :facepalm:
Southwell wanted my homework (which was due earlier that day) an hour before the final. I felt sick turning him away, but I offered to sit next to him and he accepted! :kstatriot:
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Doc was in my College Algebra recitation and there was another "William" in the class. The professor never could remember which one was Doc. :facepalm:
Southwell wanted my homework (which was due earlier that day) an hour before the final. I felt sick turning him away, but I offered to sit next to him and he accepted! :kstatriot:
This thread is 100% for sucky players we don't care about, or people who no longer are on a scholarship with Kansas State University.
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Tre Walker and I gave a speech on "Teaching People How to Dougie"
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Tre Walker and I gave a speech on "Teaching People How to Dougie"
More gold from Tre Walker today...
"So there's this girl Maggie, right? Well I know she italian, so I took dat girl to da olive garden. You know, pasta, free breadsticks, it's all good!"
Tre is also very very anti-gay rights.
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Tre Walker and I gave a speech on "Teaching People How to Dougie"
More gold from Tre Walker today...
"So there's this girl Maggie, right? Well I know she italian, so I took dat girl to da olive garden. You know, pasta, free breadsticks, it's all good!"
Tre is also very very anti-gay rights.
If Tannahill wasn't a RPOS they'd be best buddies
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Darren Sproles passed Intro to Mass Comm w/ flying colors thanks to the Open note, open book, open Meatsauce scantron card testing policy.
some bro of mine had College Alg. w/ Allen Webb. They were doing some sort of exercise w/ Skittles, except AW couldn't quit eating them. Teammate next to AW told him to stop, and w/o any hesitation or remorse AW loudly said "I'm eatin em ni$$a!"
not class, but Michael Bishop almost ran a friend of mine over, and was so upset over it he was fighting back tears while apologizing.
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Tre Walker and I gave a speech on "Teaching People How to Dougie"
More gold from Tre Walker today...
"So there's this girl Maggie, right? Well I know she italian, so I took dat girl to da olive garden. You know, pasta, free breadsticks, it's all good!"
Tre is also very very anti-gay rights.
Is anyone else okay with one of our LB's being anti-gay rights? I mean, I'll take some rip-your-face-off in place of pro gay rights anyday, ya know?
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not class, but Michael Bishop almost ran a friend of mine over, and was so upset over it he was fighting back tears while apologizing.
:awwwemoticon:
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not class, but Michael Bishop almost ran a friend of mine over, and was so upset over it he was fighting back tears while apologizing.
:awwwemoticon:
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Surprised you mouth breathing hayseeds don't know about the actual story behind Ain't No Seats, considering your unhealthy obsession with all things KU athletics. As legend has it, Sherron Collins showed up a few minutes late to one of his final exams, only to find out that the only seats left were located in rows at the front of the classroom. In order to prevent cheating, the teacher made all of the students spread out and keep an empty seat between them as they took the test. In a blatant act of defiance, Sherron went over to where the other athletes were sitting and sat in one of the empty seats next to them. After that, Ain't No Seats was born.
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Surprised you mouth breathing hayseeds don't know about the actual story behind Ain't No Seats, considering your unhealthy obsession with all things KU athletics. As legend has it, Sherron Collins showed up a few minutes late to one of his final exams, only to find out that the only seats left were located in rows at the front of the classroom. In order to prevent cheating, the teacher made all of the students spread out and keep an empty seat between them as they took the test. In a blatant act of defiance, Sherron went over to where the other athletes were sitting and sat in one of the empty seats next to them. After that, Ain't No Seats was born.
YES!!!!!!!! :drool:
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
no there aren't
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alumnus
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
no there aren't
Yes there are, you fat-faced hayseed clown. An academic supervisor stood outside the classroom at Summerfield every day before my Finance 305 class and took attendance of every athlete in that class.
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
no there aren't
Yes there are, you fat-faced hayseed clown. An academic supervisor stood outside the classroom at Summerfield every day before my Finance 305 class and took attendance of every athlete in that class.
You act like they don't do that everywhere.
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
no there aren't
Yes there are, you fat-faced hayseed clown. An academic supervisor stood outside the classroom at Summerfield every day before my Finance 305 class and took attendance of every athlete in that class.
congrats on your Finance 305 class. they are not posted outside of every class though dummy.
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
no there aren't
Yes there are, you fat-faced hayseed clown. An academic supervisor stood outside the classroom at Summerfield every day before my Finance 305 class and took attendance of every athlete in that class.
You act like they don't do that everywhere.
It sounds like they don't do that at Butthurt State.
:ck:
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
no there aren't
Yes there are, you fat-faced hayseed clown. An academic supervisor stood outside the classroom at Summerfield every day before my Finance 305 class and took attendance of every athlete in that class.
You act like they don't do that everywhere.
It sounds like they don't do that at Butthurt State.
:ck:
Every class I've ever taken with an athlete has had someone outside taking attendance.
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They aren't posted outside of every KSU class either. When you guys get into the non-remedial stuff you will find this out.
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Never had em posted outside of my classes at K-State or Auburn. Both Champion Institutions.
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They aren't posted outside of every KSU class either. When you guys get into the non-remedial stuff you will find this out.
I've never taken a non-remedial with an athlete so you're probably right.
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
You're a rough ridin' idiot. My sister (former KU athlete) took notes and quizzes and exams for KU basketball players (Darnell Jackson, Chalmers, and one other). You know that guy in the wheelchair that's responsible for keeping them eligible? His name is "Scooter." And through no fault of his own (I personally believe him to be a genuinely nice and moral person), he's forced to cheat on behalf of KU basketball. He goes through a LOT to keep them eligible. Everything from making sure the smart non-men's-basketball athletes are on board to help him cheat, to personally driving to bball player's residences and laying on the horn to get them out of bed to go to class.
Furthermore, my sister got in trouble once for showing up to a chowder puff class. Her coach told her not to go the first day, and she thought "well that can't be right," so she went, and then she got in trouble for going. The idea being that now everyone in the class knew an athlete was in the class and might get suspicious if she was always gone. The prof was in the AD's pocket just to write in A's.
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
You're a rough ridin' idiot. My sister (former KU athlete) took notes and quizzes and exams for KU basketball players (Darnell Jackson, Chalmers, and one other). You know that guy in the wheelchair that's responsible for keeping them eligible? His name is "Scooter." And through no fault of his own (I personally believe him to be a genuinely nice and moral person), he's forced to cheat on behalf of KU basketball. He goes through a LOT to keep them eligible. Everything from making sure the smart non-men's-basketball athletes are on board to help him cheat, to personally driving to bball player's residences and laying on the horn to get them out of bed to go to class.
Furthermore, my sister got in trouble once for showing up to a chowder puff class. Her coach told her not to go the first day, and she thought "well that can't be right," so she went, and then she got in trouble for going. The idea being that now everyone in the class knew an athlete was in the class and might get suspicious if she was always gone. The prof was in the AD's pocket just to write in A's.
I was simply going to LOL at the "in house punishment" line, but this is much more hilarious. Especially the "scooter" part. I mean, have a guy that cheats for you. Have the guy be handicapped. All fine and good, but to call some poor bastard in a wheel chair, that you are just using, a nickname like "scooter" is really funny.
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god dammit, ben didn't even get to nibble on the cheese. you guys fired a rough ridin' cannon at the mouse hole as soon as his nose peeked out of it....
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god dammit, ben didn't even get to nibble on the cheese. you guys fired a rough ridin' cannon at the mouse hole as soon as his nose peeked out of it....
Well we got all this rough ridin' zeal that's not being utilized.
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I was GTA at KU for two years. Had 2 bball players "in" my class. I can personally verify that attendance was not required and reporting absences/cheating was not "encouraged".
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god dammit, ben didn't even get to nibble on the cheese. you guys fired a rough ridin' cannon at the mouse hole as soon as his nose peeked out of it....
Well we got all this rough ridin' zeal that's not being utilized.
Zealed all over his face.
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I used to see athletes on campus all the time. This summer I walked past JHR in Cardwell nearly every day.
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god dammit, ben didn't even get to nibble on the cheese. you guys fired a rough ridin' cannon at the mouse hole as soon as his nose peeked out of it....
Well we got all this rough ridin' zeal that's not being utilized.
fair enough, there is an overabundance of zeal here.
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
You're a rough ridin' idiot. My sister (former KU athlete) took notes and quizzes and exams for KU basketball players (Darnell Jackson, Chalmers, and one other). You know that guy in the wheelchair that's responsible for keeping them eligible? His name is "Scooter." And through no fault of his own (I personally believe him to be a genuinely nice and moral person), he's forced to cheat on behalf of KU basketball. He goes through a LOT to keep them eligible. Everything from making sure the smart non-men's-basketball athletes are on board to help him cheat, to personally driving to bball player's residences and laying on the horn to get them out of bed to go to class.
Furthermore, my sister got in trouble once for showing up to a chowder puff class. Her coach told her not to go the first day, and she thought "well that can't be right," so she went, and then she got in trouble for going. The idea being that now everyone in the class knew an athlete was in the class and might get suspicious if she was always gone. The prof was in the AD's pocket just to write in A's.
Listen, you emo hayseed clown. I never once implied that athletes don't cheat. All I pointed out was that KU athletes go to class. Now go listen to some more of your shitty emo music and leave the BBS'ing up to men who don't have a thing for skin-tight jeans.
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doesn't seem like the real bmwjayhawk, imo. melting down this quickly? :dubious:
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at k-state there were guys in the AD who would check in on athletes and their teachers to ensure the athlete's compliance with the attendance rules that the coach had. they would pop into classes from time to time and check to see that the guys were in the room.
i'm guessing this didn't happen in Sorghum 450 and Macro-Tractorology 302 though, so a lot of you seeds might not be aware of this.
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An angry meltdown and a laughable tall tale all in a few minutes?
Sock.
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at k-state there were guys in the AD who would check in on athletes and their teachers to ensure the athlete's compliance with the attendance rules that the coach had. they would pop into classes from time to time and check to see that the guys were in the room.
i'm guessing this didn't happen in Sorghum 450 and Macro-Tractorology 302 though, so a lot of you seeds might not be aware of this.
This is fact. They actually check fairly often, but as a lot of them are basketball managers etc. I don't think much punishment really gets handed out. :emawkid:
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
You're a rough ridin' idiot. My sister (former KU athlete) took notes and quizzes and exams for KU basketball players (Darnell Jackson, Chalmers, and one other). You know that guy in the wheelchair that's responsible for keeping them eligible? His name is "Scooter." And through no fault of his own (I personally believe him to be a genuinely nice and moral person), he's forced to cheat on behalf of KU basketball. He goes through a LOT to keep them eligible. Everything from making sure the smart non-men's-basketball athletes are on board to help him cheat, to personally driving to bball player's residences and laying on the horn to get them out of bed to go to class.
Furthermore, my sister got in trouble once for showing up to a chowder puff class. Her coach told her not to go the first day, and she thought "well that can't be right," so she went, and then she got in trouble for going. The idea being that now everyone in the class knew an athlete was in the class and might get suspicious if she was always gone. The prof was in the AD's pocket just to write in A's.
Listen, you emo hayseed clown. I never once implied that athletes don't cheat. All I pointed out was that KU athletes go to class. Now go listen to some more of your shitty emo music and leave the BBS'ing up to men who don't have a thing for skin-tight jeans.
You implied KU athletes go to class all the time, which is not the case. So suck this [/points to outline of penis pressed against thigh from overly tight jeans] while I fix my makeup.
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No, I gave first-hand experience of what I encountered during my time at KU. You went into all out butthurt hayseed mode and got off topic. Such is life.
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So suck this [/points to outline of penis pressed against thigh from overly tight jeans] while I fix my makeup.
:thumbs:
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No, I gave first-hand experience of what I encountered during my time at KU. You went into all out butthurt hayseed mode and got off topic. Such is life.
So you saw an athlete in class a bunch of times. This means KU's athletes attend class 100% of the time? I find that hard to believe.
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So suck this [/points to outline of penis pressed against thigh from overly tight jeans] while I fix my makeup.
post of the month :lol:
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No, I gave first-hand experience of what I encountered during my time at KU. You went into all out butthurt hayseed mode and got off topic. Such is life.
So you saw an athlete in class a bunch of times. This means KU's athletes attend class 100% of the time? I find that hard to believe.
Did Selby have to attend Ass-to-Mouth 101 100% of the time since he's only curious?
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No, I gave first-hand experience of what I encountered during my time at KU. You went into all out butthurt hayseed mode and got off topic. Such is life.
So you saw an athlete in class a bunch of times. This means KU's athletes attend class 100% of the time? I find that hard to believe.
No. Stick to 9/11 conspiracy and/or Ron Paul threads. TIA.
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
good story.
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No, I gave first-hand experience of what I encountered during my time at KU. You went into all out butthurt hayseed mode and got off topic. Such is life.
So you saw an athlete in class a bunch of times. This means KU's athletes attend class 100% of the time? I find that hard to believe.
No. Stick to 9/11 conspiracy and/or Ron Paul threads. TIA.
Tap out noted
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I've got an accounting class with Robert Rose who makes it more than I do. He takes good notes too. Also stares at the ass of our very attractive teacher non stop with his friends, often high fiving and nodding.
Last year had a class with Payton Kirk, which was funny because we were in the same group and I never knew he was a football player (only knew him as payton). He never wore typical athlete attire, also is the nicest softest most polite dude in the world. Didn't know till he said he was missing a presentation cuz he had a game (nebraska). Also there's no way he's 6'5" 265 or w/e they list him at.
Freshman year I had english comp with bill walker but he rarely showed up. When he did it was always with a girl or two that weren't in the class.
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not class, but Michael Bishop almost ran a friend of mine over, and was so upset over it he was fighting back tears while apologizing.
Extraordinarily interesting.
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I've got an accounting class with Robert Rose who makes it more than I do. He takes good notes too. Also stares at the ass of our very attractive teacher non stop with his friends, often high fiving and nodding.
Last year had a class with Payton Kirk, which was funny because we were in the same group and I never knew he was a football player (only knew him as payton). He never wore typical athlete attire, also is the nicest softest most polite dude in the world. Didn't know till he said he was missing a presentation cuz he had a game (nebraska). Also there's no way he's 6'5" 265 or w/e they list him at.
Freshman year I had english comp with bill walker but he rarely showed up. When he did it was always with a girl or two that weren't in the class.
Sounds like a Disney movie where the big quiet kid (never went out for football) who sits in the back of the room roughs up said players in the hall after class and demands they respect Ms. Larson (while the varsity coach played by a slimmed Matt LeBlanc can't help but notice the kids obvious strength, later convinces him to tryout for the team).
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I always sat in the back of my accounting classes. Rodney Vogt has a way with putting people to sleep.
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
You're a rough ridin' idiot. My sister (former KU athlete) took notes and quizzes and exams for KU basketball players (Darnell Jackson, Chalmers, and one other). You know that guy in the wheelchair that's responsible for keeping them eligible? His name is "Scooter." And through no fault of his own (I personally believe him to be a genuinely nice and moral person), he's forced to cheat on behalf of KU basketball. He goes through a LOT to keep them eligible. Everything from making sure the smart non-men's-basketball athletes are on board to help him cheat, to personally driving to bball player's residences and laying on the horn to get them out of bed to go to class.
Furthermore, my sister got in trouble once for showing up to a chowder puff class. Her coach told her not to go the first day, and she thought "well that can't be right," so she went, and then she got in trouble for going. The idea being that now everyone in the class knew an athlete was in the class and might get suspicious if she was always gone. The prof was in the AD's pocket just to write in A's.
Listen, you emo hayseed clown. I never once implied that athletes don't cheat. All I pointed out was that KU athletes go to class. Now go listen to some more of your shitty emo music and leave the BBS'ing up to men who don't have a thing for skin-tight jeans.
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Keith Langford somehow bypassed this intense academic security. Of course, if I had the choice between that and making a coed blow me while I watched my own highlight reel, I would have had pretty spotty attendance, too.
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not class, but Michael Bishop almost ran a friend of mine over, and was so upset over it he was fighting back tears while apologizing.
Extraordinarily interesting.
:thumbs:
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Also, at the University of Kansas (an official AAU member international research institution), athletes are required to attend class. As a KU alum who had multiple classes with athletes, I can tell you that there are academic supervisors who stand outside of the classroom every day and take attendance specifically for each athlete in that class. If someone misses class, it's an automatic in-house punishment or suspension. I had Darrell Stuckey, Kerry Meier, and several others in my Finance 305 class at Summerfield, and those guys were always in class. Not sure how they do it at Little Ag School on the Prairie, but KU actually has integrity when it comes to things like that.
good story.
Yes, very rich and compelling.
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wow. bmw being an bad person. makes me feel like a jackass for defending him. :dubious:
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wow. bmw being an bad person. makes me feel like a jackass for defending him. :dubious:
Learn from your mistakes Fatty. Learn.
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wow. bmw being an bad person. makes me feel like a jackass for defending him. :dubious:
Learn from your mistakes Fatty. Learn.
Done.
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Hey guys, KU is a really good school. Ben said so.
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KU, where you don't have to actually graduate high school to play basketball but you better believe you have to attend classes while you're there!!
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I don't know why any of us care about anything happen in this thread.
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I had P Chem with Darrell Arthur. His attendance was just pretty ok. Not great.
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I had P Chem with Darrell Arthur. His attendance was just pretty ok. Not great.
Darrell Arthur did not take p chem.
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I don't know why any of us care about anything happen in this thread.
Maybe some of us care about education, you illiterate rough rider.
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I had P Chem with Darrell Arthur. His attendance was just pretty ok. Not great.
Darrell Arthur did not take p chem.
Lies.
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I pointed out to Griff and the boys during MIS class that they were receiving votes in an early-season poll. They were in attendance in MIS. They did not receive votes for long.
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I don't know why any of us care about anything happen in this thread.
Maybe some of us care about education, you illiterate rough rider.
I care about my education. I do not care if a bunch of strangers* take theirs seriously.
*Especially if they go to a different school.
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I don't know why any of us care about anything happen in this thread.
Maybe some of us care about education, you illiterate rough rider.
I care about my education. I do not care if a bunch of strangers* take theirs seriously.
*Especially if they go to a different school.
I don't believe you. Read your first quote, you god damned mongoloid.
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I had P Chem with Darrell Arthur. His attendance was just pretty ok. Not great.
Darrell Arthur did not take p chem.
Lies.
physical chemistry? there are pre-reqs for that class.
Strange. and lol@ baby tears being a chemistry major.
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I don't know why any of us care about anything happen in this thread.
Maybe some of us care about education, you illiterate rough rider.
I care about my education. I do not care if a bunch of strangers* take theirs seriously.
*Especially if they go to a different school.
I don't believe you. Read your first quote, you god damned mongoloid.
Holy crap I had a Fiero in high school. Probably says all you need to know about me.
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I don't know why any of us care about anything happen in this thread.
Maybe some of us care about education, you illiterate rough rider.
I care about my education. I do not care if a bunch of strangers* take theirs seriously.
*Especially if they go to a different school.
I don't believe you. Read your first quote, you god damned mongoloid.
crap.
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Not serious. Just having a little fun, you know?
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Not serious. Just having a little fun, you know?
Yeah, I know, BT. I know.
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Last spring Chris Harper (likely on his way to class) would always point and wink at Javonta Boyd, who usually sat behind me, so it kind of looked like CHarp was winking at me. At least that is what I dreamt about.
That is a story that PW can appreciate.
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Last spring Chris Harper (likely on his way to class) would always point and wink at Javonta Boyd, who usually sat behind me, so it kind of looked like CHarp was winking at me. At least that is what I dreamt about.
That is a story that PW can appreciate.
:printing:
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I had P Chem with Darrell Arthur. His attendance was just pretty ok. Not great.
Darrell Arthur did not take p chem.
Lies.
physical chemistry? there are pre-reqs for that class.
Strange. and lol@ baby tears being a chemistry major.
Ask SD. He knows the truth about me. I'll chemistry your ass right under the table. You better believe!!
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I had P Chem with Darrell Arthur. His attendance was just pretty ok. Not great.
Darrell Arthur did not take p chem.
Lies.
physical chemistry? there are pre-reqs for that class.
Strange. and lol@ baby tears being a chemistry major.
Ask SD. He knows the truth about me. I'll chemistry your ass right under the table. You better believe!!
I love chemistry.
Question: Which of the following is a non-electrolyte
a)ch3ooh
b)ch3nh2
c)nh3
rn't they all weak electrolytes?:
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a- carboxylic acid, don't think that would be
b- amine, yes
d- ammonia, yes weak
oops. Read that as 'which are electrolytes?'
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crap. looked it up. Acetic is an electrolyte. We can't all be arab terrorist chemical masterminds.
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chemistry is hard and crap
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Wow I feel like there is some chemistry between f3 and babytears. what would a wildhawk baby look like.
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He probably has really bad body odor and wears a turban. Gross.
:ck:
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chemistry is hard and crap
really? physics is much more difficult imo.
babytears, the question was which was a non-electrolyte. frustrating because all of those would disassociate in water.
something like glucose is a non=electroyte
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chemistry is hard and crap
really? physics is much more difficult imo.
babytears, the question was which was a non-electrolyte. frustrating because all of those would disassociate in water.
something like glucose is a non=electroyte
no way man quantum chemistry is very hard. too many nuclei..too many electrons
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I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?
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I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?
soapafacation!
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I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?
Tyler Durden? Is that you?
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I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?
soapafacation!
Close, Brah! A few different letters! You'll get there!
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I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?
soapafacation!
saponification
learned that in biochem :cool:
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I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?
soapafacation!
saponification
learned that in biochem :cool:
i just call it soapmix
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Somebody show the nerd herd where Hale is. Lol burn
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Babytears may come off as a hip and funny squawk but in real life he's a smart guy.
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I had countless student-athletes in my coures during my time teaching at KSU. I can say without hesitation, that DEON MURPHY was the only one that ever worked my nerves. What an obnoxious jack-wagon.
I went to a KS JC with former KU BB great ******* *******. I am pretty sure he couldnt read. Institutional control. :bracketmouse:
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I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?
soapafacation!
Close, Brah! A few different letters! You'll get there!
what a load of sh*t.
I'd love to have a chemistry walk-off vs you.
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I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?
soapafacation!
Close, Brah! A few different letters! You'll get there!
what a load of sh*t.
I'd love to have a chemistry walk-off vs you.
Why wait?
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[redacted]
:embarrassed: :ohno:
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I had countless student-athletes in my coures during my time teaching at KSU. I can say without hesitation, that DEON MURPHY was the only one that ever worked my nerves. What an obnoxious jack-wagon.
I went to a KS JC with former KU BB great ******* *******. I am pretty sure he couldnt read. Institutional control. :bracketmouse:
Why did you not post his name? Please post his name, ASAP. Thanks.
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darrin hancock
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Pretty sure posting a student's graded work is a violation of FERPA statutes.
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Pretty sure posting a student's graded work is a violation of FERPA statutes.
skinny benny isn't a prof. or university employee. I think he's ok.
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Pretty sure posting a student's graded work is a violation of FERPA statutes.
skinny benny isn't a prof. or university employee. I think he's ok.
pretty sure it was really mean but I'm also pretty sure that I very much enjoyed reading them.
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Pretty sure posting a student's graded work is a violation of FERPA statutes.
Only if the grade is on it.
One of my major regrets of college is not having classes with athletes and therefore not having the oppo to help them cheat. Bummer.
I had countless student-athletes in my coures during my time teaching at KSU. I can say without hesitation, that DEON MURPHY was the only one that ever worked my nerves. What an obnoxious jack-wagon.
Deon Murphy is a dick, the spring when he was kicked off the team, he was running some routes with some guys at Old Stadium, when we asked him to move over because our sport club had practice there. He was all like :chainsaw: and we were like :comeatme: but it never got to be more than some yelling and shoving.
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I wish we had more Deon stories. Also more players like Deon.
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Haha, Deon!
Once showered with him at the rec. I asked if I could borrow some body wash and he was all :comeatme:. So when he wasn't looking I grabbed it and tossed it to my buddy and he was shaving. He came after us with half a face of shaving cream. High-larious. We filled our pooftas and gave it back and he was cool then.
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Haha, Deon!
Once showered with him at the rec. I asked if I could borrow some body wash and he was all :comeatme:. So when he wasn't looking I grabbed it and tossed it to my buddy and he was shaving. He came after us with half a face of shaving cream. High-larious. We filled our pooftas and gave it back and he was cool then.
Also, this never happened.
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Had Expos 1 with Justin McKinney. We had to exchange rough drafts of papers and give each other editing tips etc. He took one look at my paper and said "it's good I guess" and was kinda :dunno:. His paper was maybe 1 paragraph of random sentences that made no sense at all. I looked at it and said, "you might want to make it a little longer" and he just shrugged.
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Had natural disasters with Cartier Martin, he came the first day and on any day when the AD attendance takers were there. When he was there he would just sit in the back and play video games on his phone. And now he plays in the NBA.
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Had natural disasters with Cartier Martin, he came the first day and on any day when the AD attendance takers were there. When he was there he would just sit in the back and play video games on his phone. And now he plays in the NBA.
see kids!
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Confirmed: Derek Marso has seen this. He is reportedly taking the appropriate (quick first) steps.
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Okay, give a thumbs up if you have witnessed the entire starting five on the K-State basketball team cheat on a test all at the same time.
:thumbsup:
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I wonder if this applies to the golf team...
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Okay, give a thumbs up if you have witnessed the entire starting five on the K-State basketball team cheat on a test all at the same time.
:thumbsup:
I've seen a former Big 12 all-conference player cheat on a test using an iPod he didn't pay for. I was told it was not my concern.
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I had countless student-athletes in my coures during my time teaching at KSU. I can say without hesitation, that DEON MURPHY was the only one that ever worked my nerves. What an obnoxious jack-wagon.
I went to a KS JC with former KU BB great ******* *******. I am pretty sure he couldnt read. Institutional control. :bracketmouse:
Why did you not post his name? Please post his name, ASAP. Thanks.
It's true, Hancock could not read. Was in line behind him at Adam's Rib in GC once and he kept ordering crap that wasn't on the menu
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Lemme get one rib!
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I had countless student-athletes in my coures during my time teaching at KSU. I can say without hesitation, that DEON MURPHY was the only one that ever worked my nerves. What an obnoxious jack-wagon.
I went to a KS JC with former KU BB great ******* *******. I am pretty sure he couldnt read. Institutional control. :bracketmouse:
posting a guy's name for being a dumbass is pretty tame for this website. just do it.
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Pretty sure posting a student's graded work is a violation of FERPA statutes.
I'm pretty sure you named Deon Murphy. You just said the Illiterate squawk was somebody you went to JuCo with.
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Cool stories, you guys!
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Had Monty Beisel in Mass Comm, he was rarely there, and when he was, he sat in the back surrounded by very hot ladies.
Had Terence Newman in Sociology his freshman year. Didn't see him much, and when he was there, you knew it because he was always chatting it up/kissing ass/brownnosing with the teacher after class. Funny thing is, he was so skinny that most people didn't know he was a football player until the end of the semester.
Had many classes with Andrew Shull. Smart guy that was always in class, just didn't care to work very hard. Loved hearing him bitch and moan in class about how hard Sproles was to tackle.
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this thread is very d.scotttakingpicsofathletesatkitesandrattingthemoutish. :dubious:
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No, because this is funny. And nobody is mad at these guys. MCMW has a brother, and it's TSHMW. (Terrible study habits, more wins.) We don't give a crap about them missing COMS 100.
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I had countless student-athletes in my coures during my time teaching at KSU. I can say without hesitation, that DEON MURPHY was the only one that ever worked my nerves. What an obnoxious jack-wagon.
I went to a KS JC with former KU BB great ******* *******. I am pretty sure he couldnt read. Institutional control. :bracketmouse:
posting a guy's name for being a dumbass is pretty tame for this website. just do it.
DARREN HANCOCK