Author Topic: Athletes are so bad at going to class thread (Read 37373 times)

babytears · « **Reply #175 on:** September 13, 2011, 08:33:10 PM »

Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2011, 08:29:09 PM

Quote from: babytears on September 13, 2011, 08:28:23 PM
I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?

soapafacation!

Close, Brah! A few different letters! You'll get there!

pike · « **Reply #176 on:** September 13, 2011, 08:33:50 PM »

Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2011, 08:29:09 PM

Quote from: babytears on September 13, 2011, 08:28:23 PM
I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?

soapafacation!

saponification

learned that in biochem

pissclams · « **Reply #177 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:11:55 PM »

Quote from: pike on September 13, 2011, 08:33:50 PM

Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2011, 08:29:09 PM
Quote from: babytears on September 13, 2011, 08:28:23 PM
I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?

soapafacation!

saponification

learned that in biochem

i just call it soapmix

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #178 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:14:41 PM »

Somebody show the nerd herd where Hale is. Lol burn

steve dave · « **Reply #179 on:** September 14, 2011, 07:25:46 AM »

Babytears may come off as a hip and funny squawk but in real life he's a smart guy.

bulldogbuster · « **Reply #180 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:24:33 AM »

I had countless student-athletes in my coures during my time teaching at KSU. I can say without hesitation, that DEON MURPHY was the only one that ever worked my nerves. What an obnoxious jack-wagon.

I went to a KS JC with former KU BB great ******* *******. I am pretty sure he couldnt read. Institutional control.

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #181 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:27:57 AM »

Quote from: babytears on September 13, 2011, 08:33:10 PM

Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2011, 08:29:09 PM
Quote from: babytears on September 13, 2011, 08:28:23 PM
I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?

soapafacation!

Close, Brah! A few different letters! You'll get there!

what a load of sh*t.

I'd love to have a chemistry walk-off vs you.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #182 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:33:49 AM »

Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 14, 2011, 09:27:57 AM

Quote from: babytears on September 13, 2011, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2011, 08:29:09 PM
Quote from: babytears on September 13, 2011, 08:28:23 PM
I'm making soap in real life. What is the reaction of a triglyceride and NaOH (or KOH) called?

soapafacation!

Close, Brah! A few different letters! You'll get there!

what a load of sh*t.

I'd love to have a chemistry walk-off vs you.

Why wait?

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #183 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:36:12 AM »

[redacted]

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #184 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:36:43 AM »

Quote from: bulldogbuster on September 14, 2011, 09:24:33 AM

I had countless student-athletes in my coures during my time teaching at KSU. I can say without hesitation, that DEON MURPHY was the only one that ever worked my nerves. What an obnoxious jack-wagon.

I went to a KS JC with former KU BB great ******* *******. I am pretty sure he couldnt read. Institutional control.

Why did you not post his name? Please post his name, ASAP. Thanks.

michigancat · « **Reply #185 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:39:30 AM »

darrin hancock

bulldogbuster · « **Reply #186 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:45:54 AM »

Pretty sure posting a student's graded work is a violation of FERPA statutes.

steve dave · « **Reply #187 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:51:19 AM »

Quote from: bulldogbuster on September 14, 2011, 09:45:54 AM

Pretty sure posting a student's graded work is a violation of FERPA statutes.

skinny benny isn't a prof. or university employee. I think he's ok.

michigancat · « **Reply #188 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:52:49 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 14, 2011, 09:51:19 AM

Quote from: bulldogbuster on September 14, 2011, 09:45:54 AM
Pretty sure posting a student's graded work is a violation of FERPA statutes.

skinny benny isn't a prof. or university employee. I think he's ok.

pretty sure it was really mean but I'm also pretty sure that I very much enjoyed reading them.

8manpick · « **Reply #189 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:58:16 AM »

Quote from: bulldogbuster on September 14, 2011, 09:45:54 AM

Pretty sure posting a student's graded work is a violation of FERPA statutes.

Only if the grade is on it.

One of my major regrets of college is not having classes with athletes and therefore not having the oppo to help them cheat. Bummer.

Quote from: bulldogbuster on September 14, 2011, 09:24:33 AM

I had countless student-athletes in my coures during my time teaching at KSU. I can say without hesitation, that DEON MURPHY was the only one that ever worked my nerves. What an obnoxious jack-wagon.

Deon Murphy is a dick, the spring when he was kicked off the team, he was running some routes with some guys at Old Stadium, when we asked him to move over because our sport club had practice there. He was all like

and we were like

but it never got to be more than some yelling and shoving.

michigancat · « **Reply #190 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:00:23 AM »

I wish we had more Deon stories. Also more players like Deon.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #191 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:03:23 AM »

Haha, Deon!

Once showered with him at the rec. I asked if I could borrow some body wash and he was all

. So when he wasn't looking I grabbed it and tossed it to my buddy and he was shaving. He came after us with half a face of shaving cream. High-larious. We filled our pooftas and gave it back and he was cool then.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #192 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:03:51 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 14, 2011, 10:03:23 AM

Haha, Deon!

Once showered with him at the rec. I asked if I could borrow some body wash and he was all . So when he wasn't looking I grabbed it and tossed it to my buddy and he was shaving. He came after us with half a face of shaving cream. High-larious. We filled our pooftas and gave it back and he was cool then.

Also, this never happened.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #193 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:20:27 AM »

Had Expos 1 with Justin McKinney. We had to exchange rough drafts of papers and give each other editing tips etc. He took one look at my paper and said "it's good I guess" and was kinda

. His paper was maybe 1 paragraph of random sentences that made no sense at all. I looked at it and said, "you might want to make it a little longer" and he just shrugged.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #194 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:22:58 AM »

Had natural disasters with Cartier Martin, he came the first day and on any day when the AD attendance takers were there. When he was there he would just sit in the back and play video games on his phone. And now he plays in the NBA.

steve dave · « **Reply #195 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:55:40 AM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on September 14, 2011, 10:22:58 AM

Had natural disasters with Cartier Martin, he came the first day and on any day when the AD attendance takers were there. When he was there he would just sit in the back and play video games on his phone. And now he plays in the NBA.

see kids!

PorkChop Express · « **Reply #196 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:14:43 PM »

Confirmed: Derek Marso has seen this. He is reportedly taking the appropriate (quick first) steps.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #197 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:25:38 PM »

Okay, give a thumbs up if you have witnessed the entire starting five on the K-State basketball team cheat on a test all at the same time.

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #198 on:** September 14, 2011, 03:45:32 PM »

I wonder if this applies to the golf team...

felix rex · « **Reply #199 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:14:58 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on September 14, 2011, 01:25:38 PM

Okay, give a thumbs up if you have witnessed the entire starting five on the K-State basketball team cheat on a test all at the same time.

I've seen a former Big 12 all-conference player cheat on a test using an iPod he didn't pay for. I was told it was not my concern.