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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1475 on: October 30, 2013, 11:06:38 AM »


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Ralph weighs a hopping 55 pounds, and eats about $90 worth of food a week!
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1476 on: October 30, 2013, 11:08:31 AM »


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The tallest donkey living is Oklahoma Sam, a 4-year-old American Mammoth Jackstock, who measured 15.3 hands -- or 5-feet, 1 inch tall on 10 December 2011. He is owned by Linda Davis of Watsonville, California.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1477 on: October 30, 2013, 11:12:30 AM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1478 on: October 30, 2013, 11:15:50 AM »


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Swallow, an 11-year-old sheep-sized cow from the West Yorkshire region of England, is one of the stars of the 2011 edition of "Guinness World Records." This 33-inch-high Dexter is the world's smallest cow.
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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1481 on: November 04, 2013, 06:10:42 AM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1483 on: November 04, 2013, 12:47:43 PM »


Man, I wish I could watch steve dave as he watches this video. Tears in the eyes? I bet he gets tears in his eyes.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1484 on: November 05, 2013, 07:30:03 PM »
Today a tiny lil spider showed up and started making a web between my computer and the computer behind it.

We named him Boris.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1485 on: November 12, 2013, 05:11:21 PM »
We had this really big horse fly in our house once. Like, scary big. We've named him and all future big flies Leroy.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1486 on: November 12, 2013, 10:34:37 PM »


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The tallest dog living is "Zeus," a Great Dane measuring 44 inches tall, owned by Denise Doorlag of Otsego, Michigan.

I have a Great Dane/Lab mix and he is really big (NOT THAT BIG THO) and his name is Stan and he is really sweet and I love him dearly!
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1487 on: November 12, 2013, 10:44:28 PM »
BABY STAN

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1488 on: November 12, 2013, 10:46:26 PM »
OH YOU KNO JUST YOUNG BLOOD AND BABY BRO JIM ON HALLOWEEN

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1489 on: November 13, 2013, 01:44:34 PM »
ben ji has inspired another true hero.

http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vp2pg

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1490 on: November 13, 2013, 01:46:24 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1491 on: November 13, 2013, 02:15:26 PM »
OMFG

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1492 on: November 13, 2013, 02:47:14 PM »
ben ji has inspired another true hero.

http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vp2pg

 :D I wish Emawnk would of been chill and hung out with me. Ungrateful vermin decided he'd have more fun hanging out in my ventilation system tho.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1493 on: November 13, 2013, 03:49:39 PM »
OMFG

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All I see is a big jerk who hurt my friend Chance in the movie Homeward Bound.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1494 on: November 13, 2013, 03:54:37 PM »
ben ji has inspired another true hero.

http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vp2pg

 :D I wish Emawnk would of been chill and hung out with me. Ungrateful vermin decided he'd have more fun hanging out in my ventilation system tho.

how psyched would you be if you raised a little squirrel and it ended up having those sikk nasty pointy ears?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1495 on: November 14, 2013, 09:44:50 AM »


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1496 on: November 14, 2013, 12:57:16 PM »


(not sure if this is the correct thread for adorable cats & dogs, but whatevs)


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1497 on: November 14, 2013, 01:28:37 PM »
My neighbor last year had a date/lab mix and she was a wonderful dog.
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